Creepy Bad Endings # 30 

Episode 31: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9_CiZRQA-Sg.html

I got to say, Calypso's voice actor must have so much fun playing the part!

I wish Minion said in his ending "I am Minion, and I thank you for helping me get revenge."

Calypso is the physical manifestation of "Be careful what you wish for."

“Calypso’s burning eyes imply that the hospital is just an illusion.” I like to think that Calypso just goofed and gave Marcus what he actually asked for, and is just really peeved about it.

Incidentally, concerning Mike and Stu, Calypso’s expression when he looks at them with the tickets in his hand makes it look like he sincerely misunderstood them, rather than deliberately twisting the wish.

In that last ending i kinda expected "I am Minion, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal." Then again i never really played the game.

Even creepier with Roadkill's ending is that the doctor's voice IS Calypso's...

I just thought of my own Twisted Metal ending: (let me know if they've actually done anything like this in one of the games) Player Character (doesn't really matter which one): "I did it, Calypso! I played your sick game, and now it's time for this madness to come to an end! I wish that there would never be another Twisted Metal tournament, ever again!" Calypso: "No more Twisted Metal? Hmmmm.... I suppose I was getting bored with it, anyway. Your wish is granted!" (One year later...) Player Character: "You know, I'm glad I won Twisted Metal last year, just so I could wish that horridness away once and for all.... Hey, I wonder what's on tv right now?" (turns on tv, only to be greeted by a familiar face) Calypso: "Hello, everyone! I am Calypso, and this year, I will be hosting Twisted Mayhem, the successor to Twisted Metal, now with even more death and destruction than ever before! Have a nice day! Muhahahaha!!!" Player Character: "CURSE YOU, CALYPSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Calypso. The biggest troll in videogame history

Just imagine if Calypso were in other games... "Mario has saved the Princess, but the Princess pulled out a Fire Flower, and burned Mario to ashes. Soon after, she was the Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom with an iron fist... I am Calypso, and thank you for playing Super Mario Bros." ...Yeah, maybe not.

Good thing these first class tickets are refundable

"Good thing these first-class tickets are refundable" LOL

So Calypso is the ultimate example of "Be careful what you wish for."...

Imagine if in the Mike & Stu ending, he wasn't even trying to get them killed. Like, he was about to hand them the tickets, and then they just jump off. "Well, sh*t. Eh, Good thing these are refundable."

The endings in the game sounds like Calypso is reading them as a kid book

I love how even 9 years ago, this is still an insanely well made and produced video. I LOVE IT

They were....breathing in space.

So if i wished to be famous, he would make me get blamed for some kind of crime?

No! Please Minion! It's scary down there! XD

Oh my god I almost cried at the ending with his daughter

I find Calypso's personality entertaining

Grasshopper's ending actually almost made me cry.

Ah, I have to say, having a game chock-full of bad endings and (suspected) antagonists... amuses me greatly. I gotta either get into the series, or just binge watch all the gameplay. Either way, I'm hooked.

Well, the wish DID backfire at Mr. Grimm. Calypso could've rose the number of people born to an equal, so he gets an infinite amount of fresh souls every day... But he didn't. He JUST SIMPLY granted the wish. And then undid it, because with Mr. Grimm as the winner, there would be no next turnament next year... But that is kinda what keeps Calypso alive, if you ask me... Maybe the secret is revealed at any given time...

You know..Since Axel got his freedom in his ending, I wonder if Calypso gave him a pass for standing up to his father or for willingly ripping his limbs off since he usually screws the wisher over.

"The big ape, Donkey Kong, showed up with The Rambi, his signature vehicle." "Now I may not understand him, but I knew exactly what he wanted." "A lifetime supply of bananas? No problem." "I waved my arm and the wish came true, for what used to be a city, turned into a giant mountain of bananas!" "The ape could hardly contain his excitement as he swam in his well earned banana mountain." "But just before he could eat, a mob of many people and animals came to the mountain out of starvation." "They ate the whole thing. In the process our little banana millionaire was teared apart limb from limb." "Honesty I thought a mountain of bananas was ridiculous until I saw the carnage that went on just now." "I am Calispo, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"

honestly in the Mike and Stu ending I think Calypso was trying to be nice and just misunderstood what they wanted

This game's cutscenes always made me think of Courage The Cowardly Dog :'D

Calypso: Good thing these first-class tickets are refundable... Me: *Bursts out laughing at that line!* (I never played this game, but that line is funny!)

I loved that ending with the idiots jumping, and wow seriously that ending with Calypso and his daughter reuniting was somewhat touching, yet I found myself laughing with the LAPD thanking you for stopping Calypso.

I have always loved this game's messed up endings. Normally like in the cases of mortal Kombat or later games like Army of Two you just feel cheated when you just get a shit ending, but here it's somehow done so well, I just adore it! This game was a little addiction of mine for awhile in elementary school, where I would always try and unlock as many endings as possible.

Calypso really reminds me of Maximillion Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh. Except replace the obsession with Cartoons with the ability to bend reality.

"On Christmas Eve, the Twisted Metal Tournament destroyed the city." *looks at time and date* "10:18 PM, 12/24/2014" oh crap

I cannot help but wonder what would happen if an insane Calypso fangirl won the TM tournament and wished to marry that fiend or something stupid like that... Bonus points if that girl, erm... *_does not exactly meet the American beauty standards._*

The intro sounds like Calypso is recording a message for a video invitation to the "twisted metal" tournament If he was the principle of a school, everyone would die

I actually felt bad for Calypso in that last ending. Although he may have deserved it for all the pain he has caused, his screams for mercy was very heart-wrenching, especially after learning of his backstory. Needles Kane's ending was bizarre but creepy, too. Imagine him, as a little a insect, creeping within the shadows of your backyard, waiting for the chance to bite your toe off as you step too close. He may even be venomous, more so than the Brazilian Wandering Spider.

i just realized Outlaw's info thing hinted at Krista's ending

Calypso can bring people back to life. The twister (race car) you see in this game is the original driver. She dies and her sister enters the tournaments in a later game in which she wishes for her sister to return.. Her sister (who is killed in this game) returns as wished but as a zombie. So maybe not ALIVE but he cam raise the dead

Your creepy bad endings introduced me to Twsted Metal. Thanks, man! :D

A few years after watching this, I discovered that my neighbors had the game stored up in their tree house and I absolutely lost my shit

One of the big disconnects I had going into Twisted Metal 2 from the original is that Calypso seemed like a totally different person. In the first game he would grant your wish without twisting it, providing you didn't wish to hurt or screw him over personally in some way. In the second one and up he's just completely psychotic.

Sony Computer Entertainment America and SingleTrac made Calypso pure evil after the original _Twisted Metal_ . In the first game, Calypso would grant the winner of the TM tournament anything they wanted just as long as it didn't go against him, his tournament, and his power, and the original Outlaw was the only one that suffered repercussions of his wish. From _TM2_ onwards, Calypso became more like Satan in the sense of the TM winners having their wishes turn against them, much like devil worshipers selling their souls to Satan for false wealth, power, and influence. Edited for standing corrected.

For Mike and Stu I expected him to make it where they will keep flying up and never down but what actually happened is even better

Seven years and I'm coming back to this video a seventh time. You've aged well.

good thing these tickets are refundable :3

simon whittle bone. SUCH TINY EYES!

Fun fact: "I am Calypso, and thank you for playing Twisted Metal" only plays when the ending for the character is a bad ending.

I think every possible death from the game Eternal Darkness needs to be addressed. The gruesome things done to a child in that game is really messed up

Does anyone else find watching these creepy endings addictive? Almost every night, I watch one of these before I go to bed. My recent nightmare was a giant ice-cream van running over a kiwi bird.

17:15 didn't know the OINGO BOINGO brothers were in this

Game disc space is mostly taken up by Calypso's voice lines for each ending.

Gotta love the black humour in this game

In Twisted Metal 2, Calypso sounds like James from Pokemon lol

Getting close to halfway through the Creepy Bad Endings playlist, this one doesn't mess around! Is it bad I applaud Calypso's creativity? Remember people: the worst mistake a wishmaker can make is *Vague Language!!!* 😱😱😱 Thanks for all these awesome videos I have watched and will watch soon SirGit (and of course Most Honourable LubLub!) Merry Christmas to all my fellow Bad Ending Fans 🎄💙🐱💙🎄

Calypso sounds like Luke Valentine from Hellsing- same voice actor...? He does sound a bit like Crispin Freeman sometimes, though. Why didn't Axel just wish to be released from the machine!? Sure, he'd get boned by Calypso somehow, but he doesn't know that yet, and it'd still probably be better than going all the way back to his father and RIPPING HIS ARMS OFF USING NOTHING BUT BRUTE STRENGTH. Calypso didn't actually screw Whittlebone over at all, not even indirectly like some of the others (i.e. granting their wish knowing full well what would happen). He stood up there shouting like a loon and fell off his own building all by himself, Calypso gave him his dream completely uncorrupted XDXD HAHAHAHHAAH, Mortimers ending was the best XDXD

The console still costs way too much, though.

18:04 I don't think Calypso saw that one coming.

Bruh- I dunno. Something about watching this video from ten years ago, clicking the channel name and seeing a new “Bad Endings” video posted 18 hours ago put a smile on my face. Man’s BEEN on this grindset. Good on you. Subbed.

Mortimer's ending is one of my favourites, purely because of that last part! "I AM CALYPSOOOOOOOO!!!!"

You should do a Creepy Bad Endings for Twisted Metal: Black, because the endings in that game were messed up, with a capital M.

I love how most of the times the character swears revenge, and doesn't actually go for it. Outlaw said they were going to get revenge on him. The next game? No more crime in the world. They both ran out of a job. smh

Huh, with him screwing you over with the wishes, he's like a human Kyubey.

You know the loss of a family member is perhaps the greatest mental trauma possible. But Lucas from Mother 3 stayed strong. Also that's no excuse for becoming evil. And he was bad before or he wouldn't of gone to Hell

This is what happens when game characters become self-aware.

I found an issue. In the Ken ending, when Calypso covers the Earth with Ken's face, we clearly see that Ken is looking into space. But in the next scene he is looking at the Earth! Did Calypso somehow flip Ken's face or something? Yes, I know, spoilers.

17:57 is the funniest ending in my opinion

In Twisted Metal 3 Roadkill is driven by a homeless man. The endings are funny and bad like Minion. His ending he wanted to go back to hell, But Calypso put him in Hell, Michigan a real place that gets cold. And for Outlaw they got screwed again! Then there's Sweet Tooth his ending involved him eating all the candy and ice cream that he ever wanted. He got cavities. Mr. Grim his ending he wants Calypso's soul but instead he gave him his sole of his shoe.

That is not the same Sweet Tooth ending I remember seeing in my Australian version of the game... The ending I saw fits much better with his bio (this is not a direct quote, just similar to what I remember): "When Needles Kane approached me after winning the Twisted Metal tournament, he explained how his greatest joy comes from the fear he brings to others. 'Calypso, grant my wish to be able to bug everyone on a whole new level!' So I granted his wish - now he is the bane of the insect world! HAHAHAHAAA!!!"

I like how Minion’s ending showed Hell wasn’t much different from post-TM Earth

Well, it's not the fact that calypso was the one that was granting bad wishes to the winner, but it's the winner choosing something that screw them over. The winner didn't think about the consequences.

I wonder if Calypso would have the balls to twist a wish from Lub Lub.

even Antarctica!

"Good thing these first class tickets are refundable." You serious? XD

Axel's really wasn't too bad. Even if he endured immense pain or even died, he did it free from his prison of thirty years. Since that was his only wish, I'd say he did a-ok as compared to some of the others...

27:17 Wait, if Calypso is alive, doesn't mean that the dude ruling over the world can control Calypso too?

Minion's ending would be the best, just like the "L.A.P.D. thanks you for ending the Twisted Metal" as you do basically the same by guiding Minion with your controller to eventually reaching Calipso and trowing him back to his cell

It destroyed my heart when Dark Tooth said that he wanted his little clown boy back :(

oh man... I loved Mike and Stu's ending... XD This game had some seriously fantastic, awful endings. and having Calypso (usually) thank you for playing was a fun touch.

The tyrannosaurus sounds like an elephant!

why does calypso sound like dr.cortex?

moscow??? in soviet russia the city destroys the cars

Oh, now I see what he said at 18:25. "Good thing these first class ticket's are refundable".

I expected Calypso to just murder some 20-year-old bystander and hand the corpse to Captain Rogers :/

Mortimer is to me a half decent ending

I always thought about this when playing twisted metal but does calypso know this whole world is fake and just entertainment for us because sometimes it's seems he talk straight to us (it might just be at the character you chose but idk) because if he does that would explain why he wants to wreak havoc.

As much as I hate clowns, Sweet Tooth will always be my favourite. So menacing, heartless and unbreakable!

lol they used an elephant sound for the Dino roar @9:39 haha

When will you do the bad endings from all the Twisted Metal series? I wanted to see more since your Creepy bad Endings are very interesting.

NO! PLEASE MINION! IT'S SCARY DOWN THERE! lol

they shouldve have made it where Krista wished she was normal again, making her ending one of the few that are not bad

Mr. Grimm's ending is as dark as pretty much anything from Black, but sadly is very true to real life.

interesting to note that Krista Sparks would later appear in Twisted Metal on PS3 as the driver of Dollface

Calypso sounds like me when he's sarcastic in the commanders ending.

Does sweet tooth still have to battle his dad?

none of these endings compare to twisted metal blacks endings, as a kid those would freak the shit outta me

Winner: I wish that there will never be another Twisted Metal Tournament! Calypso: (Destroys everyone in the world so there are no more potential competitors)

"Be careful what you wish for. You may just get it."

I've never heard of this game before. Loved the video.

33:10 Well, THERE'S the reason why Neddles isn't originally playable.