D&D Story: Doomed the Universe with Karaoke (My Bad) [Fool's Gold] 

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Just about to comment the same thing!

correction "the best" unless you have other recs cause id love to hear

@@graceobrien9955 imo Dingo Doodles is the best.

@@graceobrien9955 same, tell me immediately.

Haven’t You Learned Anything About Sharing? HEEEY

oh ma goodness. ye

I mean... who keeps a world ending God of death and destruction a few feet below your house? It's like putting dynamite in your oven.

@@shrek6723 so you can´t do that

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That's D&D in a nutshell. 🤣

D&D BABAAAYYY!!!

This has emotionally destroyed me beyond all human comprehension, and it all started with silly monke.

THATS WHAT I MEAN BRO, THIS SHIT SLAPPED

It only kept getting better

Literally a Jrpg

I know this all started with karaoke

Went from 0 to 10000000 real quick

And we still have yet to TPK the universe.

Kaeror everybody gangsta until the DM smiles

Everybody gangsta till the DM randomly starts rolling dice

@@fluffyhairedloser6479 one of my old dms used to sometimes roll dice for no reason and it made everyone start being more cautious and quiet.

Hi 👋

War Cedric lol

Nice

Here lies Arcanium Dragon. Cause of death: Death by Hilarious Pun

@Sunrae nice

I think you mean "going bananas".

Nice 😂

Don't you miss when the tarrasque was the problem? XD

Ho Ho HO BOY! You ain't seen nothing yet.

@@deltafighter3986 FRRRR THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN

@@KT-sd3ue mhm

This feels like nothing compared to whats happening rn

HOHO YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN WATCH EPISODE 30

@@Its-a_me_Luigi IKR IT IS LITERAL SUFFERING but ep 31 is in the works so

Episode 31 made me cry frfr(but like, in a good way)

Uh I'm just starting and I came across episode 31 and heard about the pain Immediately stopped under the first minute to watch how we got here Can't wait to attach myself to characters and watch them do amazingly wholesome things guys

@@beginthewar9681 LOL FR FR

I solo killed a tarraque combined with a Eldritch horror with self destruct magic....

👏great just great👏

😂😂😂

@@Oblivicion You Kamikaze'd it? Dying like Daisuke Serizawa?

@@Oblivicion did you just Vegita.

I dont got this *I DON'T GOT THIS*

Oh i get it........ I DONT GET IT!!!

@@whitebread.4888 his story was ruined by pure random chance

@@feritperliare2890 Every DM knows that pain.

@@restlessdreams5327 I just learned that as well second dungeon in a 5 dungeon adventure I made and the players successfully fucked the emergency exit in such a way the dungeon is locked and they can't get any of the treasure in the dungeon It's not like I'm bsing(well a bit the emergency exit didn't exist till they did something interesting) they destroyed the table that opens the doors with a weapon they know interacts "interestingly" with other magic items

Okay, I've been watching since the start, more-or-less, but ya gotta spoiler tag this sort of thing!

......Oh my gosh! You're right!

Sips is Wukong lol, someone keep the peaches or Immortality away from this man

and now he's baby

Such a good summary XD

yap

Ye ye

yeahhhhhh

To true

He went from drunk monkey to Genocide time

Michelle Fonnette with a lot of bad luck

Reminds me of that one event in WoW where some dwarfs summon the lord of fire instead of a dragon. How do you mess up that badly?

Well how the hell did Genn mess up Gilneas? and why hasn’t it reached anywhere other than Duskwood..

potato tomato same thing right?

:T

it could have been worse, i had a campain world where the tarrasque wasant a sigle entity. remember the dog demon from the old hellboy movie? yeah the tarrasque did the same trick. or for those who dont know, if you managed to kill it, 2 would hatch in some deep underdark cave and rapidly start to feed and grow to full size.

@@TheDanlovejoy alright , who pissed off the dm

@@legenwing6115 how did they do it that hard

@@Xman34washere they killed the npc he worked 3 days on that was supposed to move the storyline forward was killed due to the party being a punch of idiots

Please. The Tarrasques were the easiest part of the final fight. Except for the Vampires' slaves

Gothi was the one who suggested Sips sing.

Erina was definitely the one that dragged Sips off the stage- because she would definitely be up there singing.

HA!

Ren Thewerecat ye

Well, literally.

Lol

Take my like and get out of here

Badass.

She is a Universal Legend

mom is a level 2029733832863

I'm not sure if that counts as a merciful death or not

*OOF*

Haha, not like my party memer which dooms the universe eldrych blasting a aquarium with 6 ancient evils in it... They all have a 30 in a stat so one has a 30 in strenght, another has a 30 in constitution etc. No. Dooming the universe with karaoke. W H Y T H O

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Then thanos asks:”where and how can I get that”

I remember.that one time we were climbing down a cliff and our Wild Mage's wild magic activated and it made a unicorn appear 5 ft. Of them! Except that, again, we were climbing down a cliff, there was no floor for the unicorn to stand on! So we got a free-falling unicorn! :p (the less humorous part is that the unicorn ultimately teleported to safety, but still for a time that was a hilarious moment! :p )

Mine was a halfling with little regard to self-preservation. So much fun!

@@ChevaliersEmeraude Was there also a pot of petunia?

@@schwarzerritter5724 oh no, not again

me, cosplaying blue heavy from ''pootis engage'': YEESSS!

Deathninja 5551 I’m DMing for a party right now and they didn’t have a healer, so I had an NPC Cleric follow them for a bit. They enslaved him by getting him absolutely smashed and forging his name on a contract. Similar situation, rolled a 1 and I described that Tamen was an alcoholic and got blackout drunk. They then basically legally enslaved him. My PCs are not very good people. Poor Tamen.

Reminds me of my first bottle of whisky

The Jam Man kind of brilliant though.

Likasil R oh yes. It’s definitely genius, I applauded them for it and gave them some extra experience. They eventually freed him later in a strange change of heart that I legitimately didn’t see coming. Since then, Tamen has become a recurring NPC. They really like Tamen.

Guess he didn't even need to take any Sips from that drink :D

Hmm... I thought it was Erina.

Yeah

I figured it was Erina and crystal man

Trianna Price Gorthan?

@@thestonemason7413 yeah. Forgot his name

True dat

That is true sips went from monkey to angsty monkey

Omg yeah

@@Oldencraft angsty cartoon monkey* he looks more like an actual monkey in the first two episodes, also sips reallly gives me wukong vibes

@@banann_ducc yeah actually now that you mention it he really does just give him a staff and a cap and bam you got wukong

I just binged every episode yesterday and today, now after balling my eyes out in a couple episodes im coming back😂

Endless Inferno in her defense: she was smashed.

renoloverxoxo Sips or Gothi?

@@endlessinferno9610 por que no las dos?

renoloverxoxo touché

Wait, was it *old* Gothi, or *new* Gothi? My timeline is fuzzy for where the tarrasque is

Best interpretation

Take my like and get out of here

Hahaha

I almost died at that part XD

He makes a great room mate an company

@@osmacar5331 he is actually a nice person once you get to know him well. It's just he is sick of all the rumors about him

That brings 'being a closeted gay' to a whole new level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Mom, dad? I'm g-..." -"Get the holy water honey!!!"

I'm trying to help you get 666 likes.

JohnSmith FakeName Actually tho. If you accidentally end a campaign, that's the way to do it.

Yea, seriously. All the best campaigns end with "...and then we accidentally doomed everything."

JohnSmith FakeName yea

Lol. Two hour bar fights are amazing, especially when magic is involved. Don’t ask.

Cheshire Gamez you dont controle so i am asking how did it happen

If it were Old Gothi, it would make sense. 🤣

Really? I thought it would be Erina. Did the FG crew say it was Gothi in a Behind the Scenes video?

I think i got that reference ayyy （・∀・）

Notice the name notice what he dipped to destroy the world. Ironic don't ya think?

I hope that that’s a reference to The Yogscast....

If you name a character Sips then you shouldn't be surprised when you accidentally do the equivalent of setting off a red matter bomb when trying to do something so simple.

@@jyquin5012 It was Boddypen.

Unless they use the mob rules and hit automatically on every turn.

Goddammit it happened again

notoriouswhitemoth it was this moment she knew she fucked up

One of?

Correction. The most powerful creature.

Nah it Was Erina probably

@@Boi5219 No, like it's actually Gothi, if you watch the Q&A with Gothi's player, you learn that it was Gothi that asked for Sips to sing karaoke.

Most of the problems in this series were caused by Gothi

@@shonhaley837 And she's supposed to be the smart one now

@@hannyboop you can only do so much

Probably the same guy who decided to build a city on top of a freaking Tarrasque.

@@boxorak and also lock it up with magic

@@jakoblent4694 magic is the only way to deal with it... the city might have been able to re-capture or even kill it, had they still had access to magic... *evil laughter*

But still HOWW AND WHYY

@@boxorak *THE* TARRASQUE!

it's a giant, nigh-indestructible living weapon created to destroy everything, and it's been held captive against its will for who-knows-how-long, that town is doomed, the surrounding countryside is doomed, probably the entire continent at least.

Zophah you mean the univferse

Zophah is it really capable of destroying the world? It's not invincible, surely it would be stopped eventually.

She casts Dancing Tarrasque

it then preceded to tap dance all over the ruin's of the now magicless town.

Lol yes

IDKarlee oh come on satin jr isn’t that bad

It’s more like keeping a nuke in your bathroom

I have a dementor in my attic! :)

@@lucabeard532 I've got mindflayers in my basement although they have to pay rent so yeah

Husky Land yes, satin sheets jr isn’t that bad. But Satan jr... WOOF

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

HAH, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BAD THEN?

Gothi will eat thier words

Heh episode 30

I read gorillaz as in the band and then pictured a Tarrasque as Mordoc.

Yea

In an Aquisitions Inc game, Chris Perkins referred to the Tarrasque as a "Kaiju". I love Chris Perkins.

But imagine apart of sips curse is the ability to turn into a giant gatorclaw from fallout game except a crocodile with a 14th of the Tarrasque's power.

I made a half orc Barbarian with a dragon totem and pretty much became a flying Godzilla.

hey, that's what happened in my party. We erased an event that completely got rid of the events of the campiagn.

What's D&D about? Like, how do you play? I've kinda wanted to, but I have no info on it whatsoever.

@@bigyeetmydudes5005 Plenty of good introductions and tutorials all over YT. Also this: dnd.wizards.com/dungeons-and-dragons/what-is-dd

@@bigyeetmydudes5005 Basically it's a medieval setting, you play as things like mage or warriors, barbarians, clerics, that kind of stuff. And you also have elves and dwarfs and half-orcs you can play as. The game is heavily influenced by Lord of the Rings is what I'm saying is. Anyway, one player is the DM and his role is to tell the story: he decides what monsters your team gonna fight, what the people you meet gonna say, how they react to your actions, what you see, etc. Meanwhile every other players create characters. You choose a race and a class (for exemple, a Gnome Barbarian), a backgroud/backstory for your characters, your stats (strength, dexterity, intelligence, etc.), some skills your character's good at, etc. Honestly creating a character can feel pretty long if you're new. As for the rules for how the game is played, well, the book is big so it might feels like there's a ton of it, but most of it is based on the same principle: attempt something and roll a 20-faced dice to see if you succeed or fail. For exemple, let's say your team is hunting a bunch of bandits that managed to hide in a cavern, and the entrance is blocked by a big boulder. You can try to push the boulder, so you roll a 20-faced dice and add to the result a modifier based on your Strength score and if you're proficient in the Athletics skill. The then DM compare that result to the difficulty value of pushing the boulder, aka the number above which you must get to succeed. If your roll+modifiers are above that score, the entrance is open. If you get a roll+mods below that score, you fail and must find another entrance. So, I don't know if that helped. Best thing is to find a group and play with them. I suggest to also get, bare minimum, the player's handbook, monster manual and dungeon master guide, at least one for the whole group. And a set of dice, ideally one for each players including the DM. Anyway, have fun!

@@ChevaliersEmeraude ooh, that sounds really fun! Is there a certain amount of people that have to play, or could it just be 2? (Asking so i can see if my brother will play it with me lol)

Looking back, this is 100% something the foreclaimers had trapped down there for experimenting that was probably a plot point to show the party just how insane they were

Sips: *Tries to appease Tarrasque with singing* *Rolls a 1* Tarrasque: *Roars and steps on Sips*

hahaha xD

Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha

*CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN*

Sunddenly the town shakes and from the depths of the swamp appears a Godzilla hand holding a lighter!

Magic weapons... Oh... Oh no

Well... not quite. It will ignore the first 15 physical damage of every attack you do. AND then regenerate 40 HP at the start of the next turn. It will also negate and/or bounce targeted spells back at the caster, and is basically immune to (almost) all forms of debilitation.

@@Laucomagef I've never play D&D so please explain to me what I missed. If the Terrasque is a magical being wouldn't it be affected by the dead magic zone? It could still do attack damage but could it regenerate without magic?

@@Laucomagef Thanks for the info. Yup, they're dead.

Ok that's hilarious

Drunk sips: it’s been so long since I seen a good brawl

PAY THE COURT A FINE I OR SERVE YOUR TIME YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

@@mr.potato2223 I was about to comment that

This series is too damn addicting I tell you

WISDOM

.....I didn't think of that.....sounds fun

I actually played this! My character was as much of a chaotic disaster as you'd expect. It was so fun.

The arts of the drunken, wild magical fist! Sometimes he punches things and they get covered in snakes! Sometimes, a dire bear just happens and then falls on the guy who was punched. Sometimes, an ancient extremely dangerous thing gets accidentally released. But its fine. He'll just punch that too.

wai what

Did your DM hate your character or did you roll super horribly?

JJ S natural 1 with a modifier of -2

Pun Boi why would u roll for a shower

Pun Boi what did u even roll for

Yes

What ya mean it is all in g- ,burn the witch

Gamiac no one will ban you for this people will ban you for being on the phone or go and don’t ever help the group or play a character totally incorrectly like a greedy Druid

@@feritperliare2890 Um..wut? wut rule says druids have no greed lol? like in most groups yer fine if you just aren't a ahole, but playing a nonstandard char should be fine

@@BioroidPilotIf you do it right, you can play an ahole and be loved by your group!

*_I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F ! ! !_*

AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!!!!!

*_THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!_*

Flex tape is a gift from god and can fixe a tarrasque in place for ever

that wouldnt work flex tape IS magic

It could be worse The city could be floating with the power of magic

Puffin Forest Maybe if Sips casts darkness everything will pan out.

Huh, even Puffin is here. I can agree though, he artwork is amazing.

holy clerics batman its puffin forest

Puffin Forest our dnd animator overlord is here too?!?

garathor tar hogar garathor tar hogar!!!!!

She's workin' on it.

Yes plz

Fools Gold the Series, come on Dingo, let's hear it all from the beginning XD

Well now you have it

It shall be a tale of fortune, adventure! .......and a knack of accidentally destroying entire worlds by singing while drunk...... *a show for the whole family* 😆😆😆😆

RomuX I DEMAND CHOCOLATE ! *rolls a 100*

RomuX Nuuuu

Critical Failure- Dingo goes on a year’s hiatus

I plead for more d&d... (rolls a 21)

Well i'm a halfling soo....

Russell agreed

Definitely!

Moar!

puffin forrest's animation is actually garbage

Toaf Loast not really

that sounds horrible

Well your arcane trickster is a *furry*

Whats the curse at now?

That sounds like that campaign is very hectic

So... fursona loki.

how was 1st dnd game?

Hello and welcome to the rabbit hole you will never leave

IDKarlee so, how did it go?

I just saw these I'm sorry!! It went pretty well!! It was kind of just an introduction though because alot of the people who were gonna play with us couldn't make it. It was really fun though!! My character is a Half-Human-Half-Elf Ranger

@@idkarl3364 I played with my friends a couple months ago and we haven't been able to meet up (for dnd) all summer.

The Heartless Alchemist but the Tarasque isn't invincible, it would be stopped eventually.

8Rincewind as long as someone can cast wish.

If someone can cast wish, the Tarrasque would be stopped Either that or it dooms Taril into an eternal, fiery wasteland. It wouldn't doom the entire universe cause I doubt it can go around flying intergalactically, but hey Taril's fucked

well wouldn't the anti magic field remove any magic it has? so like, its just a gargantuan beast at that point right?

Maybe

LB Swooce you gotta roll a natural 30 on a d20 to have the slightest chance of hitting it. Unless we’re talking magic missile

@@heatherirwin1333 Jeez! How does one even do that?!

Snowy two ways: be chaos embodied. Or just edit the 20.

@@heatherirwin1333 I think I'll just use magic missiles thanks xD

I think you play a wild mage to troll your friends

There’s a guy in a campaign I’m playing who’s playing wild mage, and nothing really bad has happened so far. The only noticeable thing he did was after he cast Chromatic Orb, and he was followed by magic legend of Zelda music for a minute.

It only takes one wand of wild magic to end the world

Seven Kings don’t say that about wild magic it’s amazing because of the thrill

Now, I must play wild mage.

I wondered where one of my past DMs borrowed the town from. Only difference is that magic in their world acts up as if EVERY MAGE had wild magic. And my character got to become a tarrasque and kill everyone by sitting on them as they changed.

I saw a post about it on a forum once, seems like a great campaign setting. Unless a wild mage wrecks everything.

I don't think I'd let someone play a Wild Mage, honestly, especially not if you go away creating random zones of permanent dead magic. Too broken. Not in the "Too Powerful" way but rather in the too disruptive way.

psyxypher I'd just be careful if your DM is known for abusing mechanics to punish magic using players. People like that tend to abuse the wild magic concept.

Sounds inspired by Chrono Trigger; the Tarrasque always kinda reminded me of Lavos anyway.