Dating Shows Just Keep Getting Creepier (Sexy Beasts) 

Hey guys I was just wondering for no reason at all, how much is your gym membership per month? Just curious.

"How much is your gym membership?" "Fifty pounds for three months" is what they were saying, and no I didn't hear them say this (I am literally deaf) instead the subtitles on this video eventually figured it out after Scott's video replayed that part like 5 times 😭😭

The fact she stood him up should probably show him he’s gotta work on his personality a bit, he kept making some really bad jokes so makes sense she stood him up

That girl that got called too shapely was so far out of his league, my god

I was dying of cringe when the green girl didn't get his (imo) totally inappropriate for having just met joke. The silence where he refuses to explain it cause he knows its gross had me crying. Dude just learn some actual charming jokes! then you wont have this issue!

It’s so British that all the women were like “no yea it’s alright - no worries mate” after they got eliminated lmao

plot twist: they're all furries and don't take off their masks at the end

for anyone wondering, the spanish thing he said was “hello, i’m scott. i have a comically large johnson”

Why did Matt look like a young Harry Styles in the shot with his hair blowing lol

I knew he must be goodlooking by how confident he was while saying the absolutely worst things you could say on a date. Clearly a man who is used to dating with pretty privilege

The thing that surprised me about the dog guy was not that he looked like Max but because he literally looked like a 13 year old.

14:10 Wow that "Shapely" girl is a knockout. What the hell was that guy smoking?

British man here. Matt said "How much is your gym membership a month?" She replied "£50 for three months" a very boring conversation indeed.

They should go on a date where they have to run a marathon without any training, and then they respond to the RU-vid comments together

I’m kinda surprised that he chose the green alien lady when their humour didn’t seem to vibe… but Scott is probably right that it’s just that her monster face was the best looking

14:10 First, Crystal is a completely normal/healthy body weight and is super pretty. Second, I have a feeling Eric is going to have a secret to share to with everyone.

It was painful enough for him to make the “I’ll give you an inch later” joke, but it was even more painful that she didn’t get it 😂

Take it one step further, make it Big Heads: The Dating Show, lol

props to the make-up artists tho, i hope they got paid well. Honestly tho the less complicated the appearance, the less subconscious judgement would happen. Like just put paper bags on their heads, or a box, they cast needs to be all equal in terms of looks for this concept to /actually/ work.

i love that they're all still super conventionally attractive despite it "not being about appearance"

I could never be on this show...there'd just be pools and pools of sweat coming out from underneath the mask.

Maybe it's just me, but it's still pretty easy to guess people's features under a makeup?! Yes, it's distracting, but they didn't change the jaw shape, the face muscles still move in a typical way of certain face shapes... All that on top of the fact that they're all fairly thin and able-bodied (at least not with a visible disability). I really dislike that ''beauty is more than skin deep'' take that those shows try to push because they fail each time with the usually convential casting.

"shapely?" SHAPELY?! like yeah, that woman was definitely made up of lots of shapes.... But we all know what he meant by that. But also he's wrong? Like she had a BANGIN bod that wasn't "shapely" at all! (at least in the way he meant it) Gross.

Hey Scott, thank you for adding captions to the dialogues. As a non-native English speaker, they truly help a lot. I couldn't understand a single word of what the contestants were saying.

British translation 10:59 GUy - "How much is your gym membership a month" Girl - "£50 for 3 months"

Can you fall in love with someone not based on their looks? Proceeds to make masks on a scale of not that bad to horrifying.

"How much is your gym membership per month?" "50 pounds for three months." But I'll be honest....It took me like 5 tries. 🤣 PS I'm American, but I used to spend a lot of time in an English pub and I got really used to the accents. Especially when they were drunk. It took years though. LOL

It seems that Matt's looks aged in human years while his voice aged in dog years.

I saw an ad for this show at an airport and I swear to god I was having a fever dream because every time I pointed it out to my family the ad ended and they never got to see it.

You can't just turn off the way your brain analyzes shapes and proportions, and that analysis doesn't only apply to actual human faces. These masks absolutely will influence people's decisions about whether they're aware of it or not. There IS such a thing as a cute animal or an ugly animal, and the idea of a cute or ugly mask is exactly as real, and _your brain makes these decisions and adjusts how you feel about that person completely outside of the scope of your perceptions_ . That's what subconscious or unconscious means. The plain, featureless masks of "Mr. Personality" would actually work much better (not perfectly, but better,) if this were truly going to be about personality alone. Edit: I unpaused the video and Scoot said basically the same thing.

I lost it when they just focused on that random guy in the background. That show is too self aware.

Idea for Netflix, combine this show with one of those special effects makeup shows and when the guy/girl in the dating show is eliminated, so is the makeup artist. Also change up the makeup each round for a new look every date to keep it fresh.

i think he’s saying “how much is your gym membership per month” and she says “50 pound for 3 months” but i’m honestly not surep

The show looks like it’s part of a live-action Bojack Horseman

Whenever we see Scott’s little tail it makes him walking off screen or turning around so much funnier

How much is your gym membership per month, its 50P per month 9:26 your welcome lol.. Also yes its two years later but I just started watching sooooo, Also Im not from across the pound I just understood it lol

“How much is your gym membership a month?” “£50 for 3 months” Scottish Patreon here.

Oh god, they did this show in public!!

Hey, if the whole RU-vid thing doesn’t work out, I think Scott has a career in making wacky Netflix dating shows

The blue alien girl unironically has the best costume.

Cómicamente grande.

As a cosplayer I love how amazing the masks and makeup look. Even if some are creepy as hell.

10:45 he says how much is your gym membership per month. She says: 50 pounds for 3 months

"They should have to go on a date with what they're dressed up as" Scott says right after he sees someone dressed up as a baby..

I hate it when people say that they don’t care about how someone looks because that’s simply not true. It is human nature to be drawn to things we are attracted to. Does personality play a big part in wanting to be with someone? Absolutely! But does appearance matter to us as well? Yup. Whenever this is mentioned, many seem to think “well then everyone just wants a Hollywood model then!” when the truth is that everyone has different preferences of what they are attracted to. You will be beautiful to some, ugly to others, and neutral to another all because of preferences. (And for an example, if you are in a relationship, chances are you think your partner is one of the hottest things out there)

i absolutely lost it when he started doing the dog hump

I love how they dress a lot of the contestants as anthro animals and are like "they're so strange and freaksish!" I'm sitting over here like, "you know furries exist, right?" There are a lot of people who would be all over that guy in the dog mask. 🐕

I think it at around 11:11 it was “how much is your gym membership per month?” and the answer was “ 50 pounds for three months” but I could still be wrong, it’s hard to hear.

Mr. Personality and the Masked Singer had a baby with Love is Blind watching from the corner.

I do have to applaud the contestants that were able to sit for hours wearing those masks and makeup

11:17 "How much is your gym membership per month" "50 pound per 3 month" I didn't see if anyone else did it so I figured I would

Scott: "it sounds like they're speaking klingon, I can't understand a word they're saying..." Also Scott: "this video is sponsored by Babbel!"

Cringy dating shows always give off the straightest energy.

What dude doesn't love "shapley" women? Lol.

"it's freaking Max Moefoe" made me laugh for the first time in a month. Thank you.

How has no one mentioned Scott's tiny little dino tail?! 🦕 It's so friggin cute 😭

The more you replay it the more it sounds like they're speaking gibberish

This is literally the Jackbox game "Monster seeking Monster"

Can we appreciate how he painted his face and hands blue for one joke? Scott deserves Strugglefest

14:52 I'm laughing so loudly because this was LITERALLY my reaction. thank you

“If I can describe this show in one word-“ Scott: Bad Me: Horrifying

This show probably brought out many of the cast's inner furry.

“What is this, like the third or fourth video you’ve watched of mine today and you’re not subscribed yet? What…what are doing?” How did you KNOW 😮 That was so trippy. 😂

“If you get eliminated you would have to go on a date as the thing you were dressed up as” Guy in baby costume:

I genuinely love seeing every commentary RU-vidr reference Bo Burnham’s “Inside”

fun fact: there’s a couple in my town that bar crawl on the reg and bring their pot belly pig with them. We call him Bar Pig.

I screamed when Scott said he thought that the dog would look like the guy from 90 day fiancé!!! When he said visualize who you think he looks like, that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

I say like a female friend of me once said: "That ``Looks aren't important'' is just something you say to make good looking people think they are interesting as persons and is more than their looks. And not to make them sad when they realize they have no personality and is really fucking boring." There is some truth in that though, I remember when I was younger and when some girls and guys with good looks got tons of girls or guys around them, and very often they were very stiff and boring (and sometimes really stupid) people with zero humor. But they were beautiful and pretty so they got laid anyway. I remember a guy I went to school with who had a porn addiction (that guy had two bookshelves full of porn on dvd and vhs in his room) and openly walked around wearing t-shirts with the names of famous porn movies (the kind that are so infamous that even people who have never see any porn at all knows what kind of movie it is). That dude was also the worst at handling alcohol (the kind of person who got so drunk that he pulled his pants down and pissed through the bus door and threw up from balconies) But he was very good looking so girls thought it was just a bit cute and overlooked what a rotten person he was.

I feel like the show was created by makeup artists wanting a way to show off the range of their skills.

I love the costumes, the lizard girl and the blue alien look soo cool.

The fact that i saved this and a Drew Gooden video in my watch later and decided to watch them both on the same day and they both had a reference to Bo Burnham's Inside at the beginning startles me

For those wondering about what they're saying: Dog: How much is your gym's membership per month? Alien: About 50 pounds, for 3 months.

i feel like im on drugs.

When I saw Matt’s face I heard squidward’s voice saying “oh no, he’s hooottt.”

The live action Zootopia made a lot of weird ships canon ey

"CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT SEEING PEOPLE?!?" Blind people:

3:18 The fact that Scott used a Joel Haver Clip made my day

I can't wait to watch Sexy Beasts. It's going to be a dumpster fire I can feel it

They need a slightly different version of this show where instead sfx makeup artist are each assigned one contestant to try to make into the sexiest beast they can then the guy picks who is the least sexy by looks alone and both they and the makeup artist are sent home and in the end the sexiest beast and makeup artist win

Wonder what they were thinking when they made that program. "Ok, let's make a dating show that shows that looks aren't important, the most important thing is how you are as a person. But we're only casting models, because who the hell wants to meet a person who isn't really damn good looking. We hate ugly people!"

11:38 they are saying "how much is your gym membership a month" then she says "50 pound for 3 mounths"

Now I want Scott's commentary on every new episode when it launches on Netflix 😂

Nowadays, American television is basically made up of reboots of old American shows and shows from other places. And sometimes, they do not even bother to say they are taking the shows from other places. Last week, I saw a game show that was a carbon copy of "A League of Their Own", a game show from the U.K. and, previously, Australia.

I’m unironically looking forward to this show.

11:22 this is what they said "How much is your gym membership for a month?" '50 pounds for 3 months'

British English translation lol: “How much is your gym membership a month?” “50 pounds for three months”

The guy said, 'how many pounds is your gym membership per month' 🤣. I'm American, so it took all the audio for em to really get it

This looks like Cats (2019): The Series.

The only reason I'm interested is cause I like makeup and cosplay related things, so I'm curious about the makeup

Dogman has the worst personality on the show and I do not like him

i imagined he looked like robby from victorious so i wasn’t too far off lol

scott ive been going through some hard shit and your videos really just brighten my day. it never fails and i am so glad i found your channel a year ago. keep it up ! the site needs more wholesome content like yours.

Scott: "This whole time it sounds like they're speaking freaking Klingon or something!" Me: "I don't think he's ever heard Klingon"

as someone who’s first language is spanish, some of the grammar physically hurt me, but props to scott for making an effort to learn a new language, it’s more than most people ever do

I just came here to tell you Scott Cramer thank you for adding the subtitles! I’m hard of hearing and you have no idea how much I appreciate it! I love watching your videos! 😊

16:10 omfg he dose have a time machine!!!

WAIT I THOUGHT HE'D LOOK LIKE A WALMART HARRY STYLES AND I WAS RIGHT

Scott: **thinks anything** Sexy Beasts: “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you”

I'm just imagining a furry liking someone more for their mask and then being really disappointed when it's removed.

I see Scott is wearing a Sully suit Does Wendy have a Mike Wasowski one too?