Deeeer Simulator 

“An army of assorted deer people” needs to be a card in cards against humanity

New York: King Kong Sydney, Australia: *Koala Kong*

2010s: Goat simulator will never be rivalled. 2020s: *Hold my DEER*

Imagine being a hunter tracking this deer. You see the tracks like any normal deer then you see the tracks changed into tracks that sonic would make. Thats terrifying.

In just 4 minutes and 20 seconds, this deer has: Ridden a horse Murdered a horse in cold blood Modified his body to become what is basically a cyborg Recruited a human follower Been deer Jesus Played a game against a giant cow Became spiderdeer And shortly after, sexually assaulted a koala...

When Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game have a love child:

"Why is there a giant koala on the side of a building" Why Jack, it is Australia. We have koalas on the side of every bulding.

Jack: Am I am alien? Game zooms in to Australia My brain: He’s an Austr-Alien

Start of last decade:goat simulator Start of the new decade: deer simulator

As an Australian, I can confirm that this is exactly how animals work here.

Everybody gangsta. Till the deer pulls a gun on you.

"The rules of the jungle are, don't mess with the koalas"

"Who needs Spider-Man when you have Deer? He's _much_ better!" *Tom Holland cries in the distance*

“Goat Simulator is a best game” *Oh Deer here we go again*

Jack: “What is a deer supposed to do?" Also Jack: "Oh *deery* me...* Me: *F A C E P A L M*

0:49 I just love the drum-roll every time the deer runs on two legs.

0:33 Jack: Am I an alien? Game: *zooms in on Australia* My mind: Yes, an Austr-alien.

*When deer try to mate with horses* Jack: “I’m riding on a horse, AS A DEER!”

Jack: *gets gun* First thing he shoots: school bus

he needs to come back to this game, they have added a LOT.

“This is the best game ever f*ck anyone who says differently” Me: *hjonks in disappointment*

Me: “mom can I get gta” Mom: “we got gta at home Gta at home: me: ''oh yeah I got the beter version at home'' edit: ''ya'll happy now?'' edit 2: “I changed edite to edit. Are y’all happy now?”

“Can I ride the koala? We need to save him from the bush fires!” **shoots him**

I laghed so hard when the"deeeers"horns upgraded to gunsXD

Jack: koala man! I must save you, from the bush fires. *5 seconds later* “Can I shoot you to death?” *1 minute later* “My objective for this video, *KILL THE KOALA* “

Sean: Deer Wick Me: John Deer

“Deer Wick”....you mean “John Deer”? 😂

"Deer rides a horse" Pokémon sword and shield crown tundra dlc players : hey, i've seen this one!

It's not just the abilities I swear this deer does look exactly like Alan Dracula

Almost everyone : Isn’t this world weird enough? Deeer Simulator : No, not at all.

This is an absolutely phenomenal game. All of these animal simulator games make me have so much fun

1:30 jack:*intense confusion* “why is there a koala on the building? WHAT IS THAT FISH?!” Me: “welcome to Australia”

Original Title: “Deeeer Simulator” New Title: “Animals on LSD”

Child: "Mom can we have Goat Simulator?" Mom: "We have Goat Simulator at home." Goat Simulator at home:

Moral of the story: That “Deer” is high on 7 different drugs

The deer got hold of the reality stone, that’s all.

1:10 Jack: "This is the best game ever made!" Me: *"Just like the goat simulator"*

jack: "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer simulator" also jack: "am I an alien?"

My friends: “In my dream I got married to my crush” My dream: *Deeeer Simulator*

0:33 “am I an alien?” No seán, just an Australian

Alternative title: A normal day in Australia

Me: We need a mix of this game and Goat Simulator... Jack: The Ultimate Gaming Animal Duo! Untitled Goose: Do you mean “trio”?

2:23 Man, everybody gangsta till deer gets the guns lol.

Don’t worry honey. He’s gone to the big farm in the sky. The big farm in the sky:

"What should the Koala do?" Developer: *Smokes Joint* Shoot eyebeams

Me: *sees the first 5 seconds of Deer neck stretching.* Me: "Oh Deer."

2010: *people make animals extinct with guns* 2020:*animals making humans extinct with guns*

There's a really bad thunderstorm so I am just watching Jacksepticeye during a severe T-storm at 2 am.

2019: The HJÖNKENING 2020: The DEERENING

Jacksepticeye: *Sees earth for like five seconds* Jack: Am I an alien?

Jack: picks up grenade Also jack: doesn't see the guy with a TV as his head

I want a sequel to this more than any other video in existence

The Deer: A weapon to surpass metal gear

"is there a horsepital??" there is a horse LOOSE in the hospital

Doctor: “Naruto Jesus isn’t real. He can’t hurt you” Naruto Jesus: 3:03

Really love this video and love seeing Jacks reaction to the various game mechanics. I hope he comes back to this game specially since they have updated it and there's even more boss battles, weapons, and even some things he missed.

Sean: Why is there a giant Koala on the building? Me: That's a drop bear mate,welcome to Austraila.

Jack: Deer Wick Me, an intellectual: John Deer

Sean: “This is nice; this is normal.” Me: “This is Australia on a daily basis.”

Me at start of vid: time to hear the good ol into again The intro: *deer trying to be a snake by extending its neck a few 100 feet*

Imagine being Sean's Neighbour and waking up to him yelling "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR" at 8 in the morning

"did I take drugs before recording this?" -No ,it's just Australia.

“It’s like Just Cause but with deer” -IGN

Guy: *sees this at **2:21* Guy: well, it another normal day here in the city

“Does anyone know where the horse-pital is?” Ngl i wheezed the first time i heard it and i still wheeze every time now

Girl: Hey you want to come over? Me: No I’m busy playing games Girl: My parents aren’t home Me: 0:49

Child: “Mom can we get Deer Hunter?” Mom: “We have Deer Hunter at home” Deer Hunter at home:

Her: he’s probably looking at other girls on his computer. Him: 6:26

Deer: *runs on water* Jesus: "Wait that's illegal..."

Jack: “did I take drugs before this?” Me: “nah mate, its Australia :p”

1:34 Jack: "What is happening? Did i take drugs before recording this?!" If you did so did we.

Dude Jack's laugh when he first reacts to the deer running kills me every time lmfao

Normies: has Deeeer simulator Me, an intellectual: Untitled deer game

Within the first *minute* I had tears in my eyes from wanting to burst with laughter.

9:35 WOAH HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE LYRICS?! AHHHH

The moment this video started playing I spoke aloud to myself "this is off to a great start." Only to have jack immediately say the same thing...lol.

The very moment Jack started singing the attack on titan theme song it caught me off guard to where I fell off my bed laughing so hard!😂 Not gonna lie the was my favorite part besides seeing a deer run on two legs!!!🤣

Right when I saw the thumbnail, my immediate thought was, “HA, It’s Alan-Dracula!” And then three minute into the video, I thought, “Oh dang, it really is him!”

When they created the first microchip. It evolved into a processes. Then it evolved into a computer. Then a smaller computer. Then a smaller less powerful computer called the phone. Then this. Evolution is a mystery.

I really want Sean to play this again so so badly...

I literally saw this in the steam store earlier today and immediately thought: "Yep that's a jacksepticeye game right there"

Jack: "Why is there a giant koala on the side of the building?" Me: "It's there to escape the Australian wildfires"

When Ur Homie Gets Picked on And He Says *”Lemme at him...”* 0:50

Jack, you need to re-continue this series! There is *SO MUCH* more now!

"im so confused" oh....so you haven't played LSD Dream Emulator game yet, now THAT is on a whole other level

Me: oh there’s a deer in the road Deer: *pulls out gun*

0:48 I can’t remember the last Jack laughed this hard and we’re barely a minute in.

I didn’t think someone could make a more chaotic video of this game than Kevin but here I am being blessed 😂😂😂

Jack: *fights giant koala* Also Jack: *sings the beginning of AoT op1* Me: *immediate memories of sadness and triumph* KILL THE TITAN

"If I deerify everybody, then they'll fight for me, right?" *flex runs*

So this is what Alan Dracula's been doing after infinity train ended.

Fun fact: the giant flyng fish is a prehistoric species called Dunkleosteus, which lived before trees existed

"Kill the polar bears!" *Global Warming has entered the chat*

Me: Still waiting for Jack's dog army to fight the Wither Jack: Builds up Deer-Human army for giant Koala fight

8:15 That’s Officer Judy Hopes from the ZPD

I like the way Sean says “DEEEER Simulator.”

Jack: "Everybody becomes deer." Goats: *starts preparing for war* Me: "Looks like WW3 is not gonna be what we thought it would be." ~side note: i'm gonna regret commenting this -_-

"This is the best game ever made! Fuck anyone who says differently!" *(distant hjonk of sadness)*

Me: *minding my own business* Jack: *uploades* Me: is that...a deer with a gun? *clicks video*

It takes me by surprise every time Jack says something in German, even though i have heard him say things in german before.