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DeSantis Misled Migrants To Score Political Points | Stephen Raps Back At Utah Republican 

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A sheriff in Texas is investigating the Florida governor's role in tricking migrants onto a flight to Martha's Vineyard, and Stephen performs a rap song inspired by a campaign ad from a candidate for the Utah State Senate. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@jocosus3
@jocosus3 Год назад
0:23 "Why don't more bad things happen to terrible people?" - #MyEternalMood
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 Год назад
👏👏👏💕
@bridgetanne8242
@bridgetanne8242 Год назад
YES!!
@Turbojonny5
@Turbojonny5 Год назад
Ikr
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 Год назад
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, PRISON
@beez1717
@beez1717 Год назад
Person (I think that's me, Donald J Trump), woman (I like woman. Maybe I will Marry another), Man (Oh man remembering these is getting hard), Camera (Because it's all a TV show and I'm the star), Prison (Wait it wasn't a show and they caught me? This must be a conspiracy!)
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I will be happy when I never have to hear Walker Tax Evader's name ever again!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
@@couragekarnga8735 sadly there are two reasons why that would never happen: 1) his brainwashed cult followers, and 2) history books citing him as the very first U.S. President to either been charged or executed for the crime of treason.
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Yup only in Cuba. I know you are voting for it. But we the logical normal Americans will fight tooth and nail before we let yiu turn this country into Venezuela
@scarpfish
@scarpfish Год назад
@@smoothoperator1083 You obviously don't know much about the history of Venezuela, esspecially pre-Chavez.
@peterpagliarini8299
@peterpagliarini8299 Год назад
My jaw was literally dropped during that whole rap… with that many grandkids not ONE of them were like “Hey Gram, maybe don’t rap” 😂
@crosstudio
@crosstudio Год назад
oh, they told her. she was mostly on beat though.
@ourkeving
@ourkeving Год назад
I wonder how many of them still talk to her.
@9094mtz
@9094mtz Год назад
🤣😂🤣😂
@robotrix
@robotrix Год назад
You don't think she actually listens to them, do you?
@Evilwarts
@Evilwarts Год назад
well, it got her exactly what she wanted though
@searsfarmcat3328
@searsfarmcat3328 Год назад
Hat's off to the Florida Sheriff for investigating this embarrassment to Florida.
@mauromesquiti2812
@mauromesquiti2812 Год назад
You mean the Texas sheriff that is investigating Rod DeSantis.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Nooo! Send them a bussload of Times Square Elmos!
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Год назад
Just send some Yankees fans. That'll show 'em.
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 Год назад
Cruelty is the point. Lying is just one way to be cruel. It's a power thing.
@bobwoods1302
@bobwoods1302 Год назад
Like the blanket in the movie The Hateful Eight.
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller Год назад
@@bobwoods1302 I need to give that movie another watch.
@JohnSmith-jg1vm
@JohnSmith-jg1vm Год назад
Cruel to the American people
@lolawants2008
@lolawants2008 Год назад
Actually it’s just another grift. The campaign money comes flying in, more likely to get his base out to vote, less likely they’ll notice his sh!t policies make their lives harder, & I’ll wager if you dug just a tiny bit you might find the aviation company who just got paid over 12k per migrant to ship them is a member of Mar-a-lago or otherwise “friend” of DeSantis etc. EDIT- But also, CRUELTY. I didn’t mean to imply I disagreed with you on the fact on one level, the level projected to his base.. they YES, Cruelty is the point. I meant to say that underneath that, their true deeper motive is basically always GRIFT.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Then let's make sure they get thrown out of power!
@havable
@havable Год назад
That Utah lady, "I'm for free speech...unless its in a school."
@kimberlyevans9160
@kimberlyevans9160 Год назад
Yup, not for alllll the topics.
@storywala88
@storywala88 Год назад
Linda's rap was eye opening 😂 😂 😂 what the hell did I just see? Fiction once again loses to reality 😜
@RonDiani
@RonDiani Год назад
It reminds me of the Rapping for jesus
@Thatguy-qv1wr
@Thatguy-qv1wr Год назад
Traveling next month to watch this man live. I’m 22 been watching since I was 16.
@playfulpanthress
@playfulpanthress Год назад
Have fun and be safe!!
@markedwarddavis2014
@markedwarddavis2014 Год назад
feel sorry for you!
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 Год назад
Awesome! Have fun! Been watching him on TV for many years. And lease say hello from Francesca! Thanks. Lol.
@keithlanier1399
@keithlanier1399 Год назад
@@markedwarddavis2014 why?
@keithlanier1399
@keithlanier1399 Год назад
Lucky you
@JPBrooksLive
@JPBrooksLive Год назад
Don't forget that Herschel Walker also has kids that he doesn't see and hid even from his own campaign.
@kyliepechler
@kyliepechler Год назад
It's weird that he thought he could hide the many kids he has that he has nothing to do with, from ever being found out publicly. He doesn't seem to mind displaying how not too bright he is.
@douglasdavis8395
@douglasdavis8395 Год назад
@@kyliepechler - He also has three loose ones, and wasn't married to any of the women!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Honestly, the kids are better off not knowing him as he is now.
@williamdozier5190
@williamdozier5190 Год назад
And yet he will be the senator from Ga ,kind of gives you hope,doesn’t it!!!😁
@bco0t6
@bco0t6 Год назад
I miss Jon hitting the keys ever so gently when Stephen does his physical comedy bits then places them off screen 🥺
@MandleRoss
@MandleRoss Год назад
Me too, but it was his trademark and I'm glad they didn't keep doing it with someone else.
@FrikInCasualMode
@FrikInCasualMode Год назад
OMG... First rap almost gave me a mini-stroke. But the second one had me is stitches. 🤣Good job, Mr. Colbert.
@AvidCat5000
@AvidCat5000 Год назад
Isn't deceiving and moving immigrants from one state to the other called "trafficking" and I seem to recall that being a crime? Maybe it's just a political Florida thing?
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Год назад
@@dlev22 they weren't forced, but were decieved, which is trafficking.
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 Год назад
@@dlev22 if I book a flight to Madrid, and instead end up on the Isle of Mann, you bet your ass I’d consider that illegal. Why should it be any different with immigrants?
@brendammit
@brendammit Год назад
Yep, absolutely trafficking. And in the end, because they’re potentially crime victims, they can automatically for a visa. Good job desantis, ya played yaself.
@Zerolink30
@Zerolink30 Год назад
@@dlev22 lying to someone that they are going to a specific place for help with their problems, just to be dropped off in a completely different place where they won't be getting the help that was promised doesn't make it any better.
@mr.g4272
@mr.g4272 Год назад
Florida is not a sanctuary state. He accommodated them to a new location. Or rather where they take in illegals. Heck I even heard he fed them and sent them on their way.
@ruthdepew7212
@ruthdepew7212 Год назад
Hey, give credit to "I'm not that smart" Herschel Walker. For the first time in his entire campaign, he has said something both truthful and sensible.
@karllieck9064
@karllieck9064 Год назад
Well, a lot of voters aren't that smart either. Smh.
@louiserichardson6321
@louiserichardson6321 Год назад
1211
@erichancock6815
@erichancock6815 Год назад
Such self-aware honesty in the GOP will certainly be his downfall.
@notanotherswordreviewchann4901
Demeaning a black man for his intelligence...and I'm assuming you are democrat? Yeah fucking hypocrite....smdh...
@notanotherswordreviewchann4901
Racist fuck Dem
@ABC-yt1nq
@ABC-yt1nq Год назад
I just listened to Andersen Cooper's podcast with Stephen. An absolutely beautiful conversation between two beautiful people. Stephen is such an amazing mix of wisdom and silliness. A treasure!
@ranaway9307
@ranaway9307 Год назад
Who was on top ??
@jimmyholloway8527
@jimmyholloway8527 Год назад
"Vote Walker - I'm not that smart." "I love the poorly educated." Talk about rhyming.
@bizzmoneyb
@bizzmoneyb Год назад
speaking of schools, here in Florida your favorite Governor DeSantis held a teacher conference, and told them to "downplay slavery in history, that Washington was against it, and teach more about how Jesus helped form the U.S.
@robotrix
@robotrix Год назад
He's the guy who wrote a book in which he says that the KKK isn't that bad, isn't he? Forgetting that with that surname the KKK would have strung him up.
@kiriakiria9685
@kiriakiria9685 Год назад
🙄
@sonsaraeronnow4404
@sonsaraeronnow4404 Год назад
DeSantis has got to remove his head from Trumps butt, he can never become him. He is getting as fat and stupid as Trump but he is still BubBa DeSantis!
@angelataylor5241
@angelataylor5241 Год назад
That governor is such a piece of st*t! Florida get rid of the Republicans!
@grouchyoldman5348
@grouchyoldman5348 Год назад
Hershel walker did tell one truth, I’m not that smart!
@heather9393
@heather9393 Год назад
The Herschel Walker thing literally happened to a former footballer in Australia. At his first presser as a candidate it was like he was literally learning for the first time what he had put his hand up for.
@valpaz7837
@valpaz7837 Год назад
You made my day with the Paulson dance 😂😂😂😂😂!!! Thx 😂
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 Год назад
You make my day way over in Australia 🇦🇺
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
Seconded from Sydney. 👍👍🇦🇺
@thejeffinvade
@thejeffinvade Год назад
Trudeau apparently forgot the name of the new Australian PM when they met in UK during the Queens funeral. That’s after Biden forgot the name of your previous PM couple months ago……
@davidbright6790
@davidbright6790 Год назад
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 thirded from "Kingsland"? 😝
@debralucas9519
@debralucas9519 Год назад
Same from Brisbane 🇦🇺 👍
@debralucas9519
@debralucas9519 Год назад
@@davidbright6790 😂
@kylehammon2304
@kylehammon2304 Год назад
Watching that ad was physically painful
@rta3738
@rta3738 Год назад
You have to forgive the Aussie announcers, they didn’t recognize a PM that actually combed their hair and showed some class.
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 Год назад
😂😂😂
@pattic8473
@pattic8473 Год назад
The rapper lady's grandkids are probably so embarrassed they're refusing to go to school. Hilarious.
@danielr3522
@danielr3522 Год назад
No way in hell was I getting through that Linda Paulson ad, that was freakin' excruciating.
@ThisCharmingMan1984
@ThisCharmingMan1984 Год назад
They say you’re never too old to try something new: except for when it comes to starting a political career at 80 years old. It’s bad enough that politicians don’t retire before 80, and continue running for re-election until they practically turn to dust.
@hunterrgntr
@hunterrgntr Год назад
😅😅😅
@kpepperl319
@kpepperl319 Год назад
Maybe these 80 years are just trying to find a way to get good health coverage... If we have practical and effective healthcare coverage like the rest of the developed world, maybe these 80 year olds would just leave public office to people younger
@spir5102
@spir5102 Год назад
I think the jobs are actually too lucrative. Most people who enter Congress become at least millionaires. I think they need to close some of the loopholes, like insider trading.
@livetutor4u318
@livetutor4u318 Год назад
Uh Biden has been a state and federal senator for 34 years- since he was 29. then a VP for 8 years. In between he was a county prosecutor.
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 Год назад
@@spir5102 Over half of congresspersons are millionaires, but not the newer members. At 80, she likely does not have enough time left to benefit from stocks
@Pyro-et9vs
@Pyro-et9vs 25 дней назад
Massachusetts resident here. Ron Desantis's political stunt has backfired. We here in the Bay State are taking very, very good care of these migrants. Go back to the swamp, Desantis! Oh wait, that's where you LIVE!
@jeffryphillipsburns
@jeffryphillipsburns Год назад
That “rhyme” line is precisely what I was thinking about thirty seconds before I heard Colbert utter it.
@davidgordon7673
@davidgordon7673 Год назад
Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, that Stephen is back from vacation. I can finally feel my serotonin levels going back up. 🙏
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Amen to that!
@Krampus360
@Krampus360 Год назад
Ditto from 🇨🇦 fan
@markedwarddavis2014
@markedwarddavis2014 Год назад
feel sorry for you sir
@Finnec123
@Finnec123 Год назад
Me too.
@TheGreatman12
@TheGreatman12 Год назад
Your life must be so damn sad if you're foaming at the mouth for Stephen Colbert
@tami4951
@tami4951 Год назад
Ron "round is a shape" DeathSentence has clearly never met a buffet he didn't like.
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 Год назад
DeSantis also needs to be charged with misappropriation of Federal funds which were used to pay for the transportation to Martha's Vineyard.
@WitchDoctor87
@WitchDoctor87 Год назад
She's getting her ads out by everyone. Brilliant ad honestly
@marybellefleur
@marybellefleur Год назад
The audience clapping on 1&3 perfectly cemented the whole old person rap segment.
@KBY30
@KBY30 Год назад
LMAO
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 Год назад
Haha.. OK, listen up, it's music appreciation time. Step one: Locate the down-beat. Right, well, that's probably enough for one day.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 Год назад
Ouch 😅
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 Год назад
Brilliant Steven!
@TheMfmccarthy
@TheMfmccarthy Год назад
So true. Thinking they are the hip ones while they clap on the 1 & 3...horrifically imprecisely
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
Florida will be paying for all of his legal bills right along with $12,000 per person to fly them. Im really sure 12,000*50 could have gone to something positive ya know like food and housing🤷🏼‍♂️
@mcmccoy1184
@mcmccoy1184 Год назад
Yes. DeSantis says he’s got $12,000,000 (of taxpayer money) to spent on the “immigration problem”, and he’s committed to spending all of it. Not spending it well. Not spending it wisely. Not spending it humanely.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
GOP political stunts are far more important than helping mere Florida residents.
@colintaylorful
@colintaylorful Год назад
6:29 that NOOOOO!!! Is everything!!! 🤣
@nicolelawrence7722
@nicolelawrence7722 Год назад
Whoever wrote the rap and added the dance to it....COMEDIC GOLD
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
A sheriff in TEXAS investigating Florida Man's Evil Twin, oh the irony.
@KohalaLover
@KohalaLover Год назад
Greg Abbott, another similar creature like DeSantis, will shut the Texas sheriff down.
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Why?
@flkadsjf4662
@flkadsjf4662 Год назад
The sheriff is actually a democrat.... Oh, the ignorance.
@beebuzz959
@beebuzz959 Год назад
Because that is where desantis kidnapped these people from, he had to round them up in Florida, so it's in his jurisdiction to investigate. That's where desantis committed the crime.
@jasonarthurs3885
@jasonarthurs3885 Год назад
This is so delicious!
@bruhdudeman4557
@bruhdudeman4557 Год назад
Ya know what. Proud on Stephen for taking the high rode on his rap.
@Static-ash
@Static-ash Год назад
@@specialist-in-tech Lol what?
@MrUrbanApollo
@MrUrbanApollo Год назад
“High road” the most disingenuous and misinformation spreading late night talk show host is taking the high road…. Okay sure mr affluent white liberal
@derrickstorm6976
@derrickstorm6976 Год назад
@@specialist-in-tech why are you watching then?
@-EricaCartman
@-EricaCartman Год назад
He shouldn’t be promoting that horrible conservative woman with harmful policies.
@MrUrbanApollo
@MrUrbanApollo Год назад
@@-EricaCartman affluent white liberal calling them horrible policies when the majority of us POC actually support the type of things she stands for. Y’all liberal white people really think the majority of us POC agree with y’all must be smoking that exotic pack fr.
@verseapocalyptica668
@verseapocalyptica668 Год назад
Classic Southern “Bless your heart” from my favorite Southern Belle, Stephen Colbert.
@oreosk8ter
@oreosk8ter Год назад
That "rap" is seriously giving me life. Can't stop laughing.
@michaelg3088
@michaelg3088 Год назад
Dear Utah. We will pray for you..lol
@mtnbkr8480
@mtnbkr8480 Год назад
I'm sure DeSantis never skipes head day when trump is in town. 😲
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 Год назад
Arse licking day. Gotta work out that tongue
@joannbowden6220
@joannbowden6220 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@nicksomebody9532
@nicksomebody9532 Год назад
You lost points for how dumb and unoriginal this joke is.
@TombstoneActual42
@TombstoneActual42 Год назад
*rimshot*
@fl00d69
@fl00d69 Год назад
No that would be _ass day..._
@halofreak644
@halofreak644 Год назад
This was probably one of the best episodes I've seen 😂 laughing the whole time
@villehytonen7279
@villehytonen7279 Год назад
Warnock should plaster those 'I'm not that smart' posters everywhere
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Hershel Walker also lied about how many children he has.
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Yeah? Lol
@petepierre6458
@petepierre6458 Год назад
Come on, give him a break. He has zero idea about math, he can't count past 2!
@lynnebarrett9912
@lynnebarrett9912 Год назад
And he whined about the lack of Dad's in the USA...
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Probably because he doesn't know.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
@@petepierre6458 Whoa. I didn't know he could count that high.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
I’m not sure how much legal standing they’ll have, but I also hope DeSantis and the complicit Abbott are brought up on charges.
@kylehearnden4562
@kylehearnden4562 Год назад
Whoever forged those documents about the migrants' addresses definitely is introuble. Though I'm sure someone down the chain will be thrown under that bus.
@chuckmoore7428
@chuckmoore7428 Год назад
Na no one will do shit but posture. Nothing will happen like always.
@timd4524
@timd4524 Год назад
There's already a class action suit against him. Martha's Vineyard is a lawyer's playground.
@RendaJane
@RendaJane Год назад
@@kylehearnden4562 Who printed the fake documents claiming the government was going to make everything okay if they boarded a plane? Babies, young children, families here here legally, trafficked across many states? Greg and Ronnie? Well, nothing has been done about Frat Brat Matt trafficking, drugging, and raping minors, so why would we expect any fascist MAGATS would face justice?
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Fake charges! You're welcome. Corrected that for youm
@MandyX19
@MandyX19 Год назад
That ad 🤦🏻‍♀️!! I just can’t!! I’m speechless and that’s a rarity!
@silviamccant3078
@silviamccant3078 Год назад
For the love of God please vote desantis out of office I'm a Floridian and cannot wait to see him pay for his wrong doings we can't get home owners insurance and omg sending imagrants out of state on tax payer money REALLY
@charlescrosswhite4845
@charlescrosswhite4845 Год назад
I'm not a Georgia resident but i really want to see that debate. Should be very entertaining! And move over Emmenem. Here comes Linda Paulson. 😁
@koinijikoimizu
@koinijikoimizu Год назад
Paulson's 'rap' hurt so much to listen to that I had to do a self check to be sure I wasn't having appendicitis. Edit: Since apparently, I've been called out to make a rap. OKAY! I was sitting watching Stephen when he mentioned some hooplah. About a granny seeking office in the state of Utah. She spoke about her platform, and she thought it would slap, Then decided to provide us with a terrible rap. Her skills aside, it was the content that's worse. 'Cause her causes will result in folks in a hearse! Guns? Babies? Jesus? Pro life? So she'd hold assault victims at the point of a knife? How will she help girls who're crying in fear. Every time Daddy's footsteps by her doorway she hears? Or her brother, her uncle, her cousins? Doesn't matter. It's a poor child's body and mind that's being shattered. Or would Paulson, like others, tell the kid to relax? And that if she prays to Jesus, it would stop the attacks! Will Paulson tell women who're dying and bleeding? That it's prayer, not abortions, they're so desperately needing? I don't live in Utah but you can bet if I did, She's not the one I want in office protecting my kids. Paulson's whole platform feels a little bit shakey, She's Republican, so we all know that it's flakey! Paulson's wrong for Utah, she should leave it alone. And keep her thoughts and prayers to herself at her home.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I did a bong rip after that so I could forget it!
@lorenzotabin1141
@lorenzotabin1141 Год назад
she's 80 and she likely did not write that rap anyway. maybe you can video yourself doing a better rap... instead of simply insulting her ad.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Год назад
She's got more rhythm than most Republicans.
@Aaackermann
@Aaackermann Год назад
@@lorenzotabin1141 Sorry for breaking you the news, but to counter a critizism (which was more than justified) with "do it better" is just childish. You don't have to cook better to critisize bad food at a restaurant, don't you think?
@LillyP-xs5qe
@LillyP-xs5qe Год назад
@@lorenzotabin1141 how about you notice the transphobia, homophobia, support for mass shootings and forcing Religion down people throats in the rap instead of whatever you do?
@tedthompson2163
@tedthompson2163 Год назад
Walker: *"I'm not that smart."* Wow! Boiled every Republican I know down into a simple-minded four-word slogan! Genius!
@sarahvaladez6091
@sarahvaladez6091 Год назад
My sheriff way to go 😊
@olufemiagbato8519
@olufemiagbato8519 Год назад
That spin around during his rap 😅🤣😂😆
@Artista_Frustrado
@Artista_Frustrado Год назад
ah yes she's "Pro Life" & Pro "right to have the things that make Life be Not Life" very consistent values there
@waytoobiased
@waytoobiased Год назад
And also clearly a bigot if you’ve spent more than a couple years looking at US politics
@lorenzotabin1141
@lorenzotabin1141 Год назад
what did you expect her to say? she's Red in a very Red state. if you're in her state just don't vote for her if you don't like Red. personally, i hope Blue wins more in Utah. on the other hand, to be game to do the rap at 80 years old, kudos to her. even if it was a cringey rap.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Год назад
@@lorenzotabin1141 Okay, I'm convinced. You totally wrote the rap for that ad. Look at it this way: People may be enjoying it ironically, but they ARE enjoying it.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
She slayed everyone with that rap, anyway. But kudos to her for trying something new to appeal to the young ones. Her politics is the most unforgivable part!
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
Yep. Proving yet again that it has nothing to do with life, except making it miserable or ending entirely if it has a uterus. And of course she doesn't care about whether women suffer over this shit - she's so ancient the pro-uterine-slavery and anti-safe-sex laws won't affect her one bit. That's how it always is for these pro-"life" monsters - it doesn't affect them, so why should they care.
@amie6085
@amie6085 Год назад
Out of all those younger people in Linda Paulsen's family, not one of them suggested she not try rap?
@alorahkr
@alorahkr Год назад
"as a comedian I want you to make more songs please" 😭😭😭
@camelshit-on-the-walls446
@camelshit-on-the-walls446 Год назад
I am not informed as to which country/countries DeSantis forefathers immigrated from. Be that as it may: Imagine there was a creep back then who treated them, in the same way that Ron is treating these people. Now Ron wouldn't be happy about that, would he? Unless he simply *IS* as he seems, utterly and completely without self-respect, sensibility, empathy, dignity and compassion. Void for humanity, in other words. And ready to mock, abuse and make fun of even his own progenitors.
@flkadsjf4662
@flkadsjf4662 Год назад
I think maybe because it's not fair to those who came to this country through the legal way. My family are immigrants and rightfully EARNED their citizenship through waiting, studying and paying. My fiance and i are currently waiting for the long lengthy process of her getting a visa/green card to come here and its been over 2 years and also when she gets here, she won't be eligible for the benefits that these illegal immigrants will receive such as free healthcare and the other social services. It's a slap to the face to those who came here legally.
@janmay7961
@janmay7961 Год назад
Agree 💯, the guy is a monster, beyond cruel with his handling of covid and now using refugees as pawns for his political gain. Btw desantis great great grandparents immigrated to the US from Italy in 1904.
@Sharonmplus
@Sharonmplus Год назад
@@flkadsjf4662 those people are legal asylum seekers, meaning they got approved by the DHS to be in the US while waiting for their hearings. They were following the rules.
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 Год назад
@@flkadsjf4662 don't lose your passport/visa in another country then. Hope the fun time you'll have trying to get assistance is worth it.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Год назад
@@flkadsjf4662 They did come in the legal way. They are legal immigrants. As you said in another post "do your research". Now imagine when your fiance does get over here as a legal immigrant, that they ship her off to another state instead by telling her lies, leaving her there with no job, shelter, money, map or any contacts. Hope you think it's just as funny if it happened to her as you think it is for these other legal immigrants. Or is there something different about her that would make it different (Cough Color Cough).
@jawstrock2215
@jawstrock2215 Год назад
At that point, I'm wondering if it's actual lying, or symptoms of multiple concussion from playing in the NFL.
@josephreilly6328
@josephreilly6328 Год назад
Think Iceman Chuck Liddell
@beez1717
@beez1717 Год назад
I was thinking the same thing!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I'd say both.
@jonmendelson1104
@jonmendelson1104 Год назад
@@josephreilly6328 I went to college in San Luis Obispo and went downtown 1 night with a group of friends. We went to 4 different bars and like 2 minutes after we got to the next bar he'd show up. We weren't going in a straight line down the street, so it was really weird. I don't think he was following us, was just a strange coincidence involving the person you were talking about.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
Either way, completely unqualified. Ridiculously unqualified, and it shows great disrespect for the populace of Georgia that the GQP decided he was their best chance to unseat Warnock. Who, I have even heard Georgia Republicans admit is doing a great job.
@user-es7jj7pt9w
@user-es7jj7pt9w Год назад
Hell yeah!
@valeriegipe8695
@valeriegipe8695 Год назад
I 'effin love you Stephen!!!😂😂!!
@Timithydwolf
@Timithydwolf Год назад
It would be great if DeSantis gets charged with a felony. We've had two horrible Governors in a row.
@JohnSmith-jg1vm
@JohnSmith-jg1vm Год назад
@bacorable this guy is a sheep that's why
@xxmurdernova12
@xxmurdernova12 Год назад
Maybe Biden should get charged for trafficking 20 jets full of immigrants around the country
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks Год назад
@bacorable Your bigotry is not adorable.
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks Год назад
@Don P Because they are using a disingenuous argument as if they were promoting the other ideology.
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks Год назад
@Don P No, but lying to defenseless people and kidnapping them is not a suitable response. No one in MV was told they were coming, the migrants are here legally, as applicants for asylum.
@danielc239
@danielc239 Год назад
As an Aussie those jokes made me LOL
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 Год назад
Imagine the new Prime Minister of England at her first visit to Australia. "Hello, mate, er, mister Prime Minister. What's your name again?"
@DeborahGee
@DeborahGee Год назад
Thanks always for your humor! It makes me happy!
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
C'mon you forgot the other half of Walker's campaign slogan 'I'm not that smart...But then neither are you".
@AngelaKSellsHomes
@AngelaKSellsHomes Год назад
We have waited so long for these criminals to go down in flames! I know it's taken forever but almost everyday gives us a new lovely little present.
@RendaJane
@RendaJane Год назад
He and Abbot printed brochures faking them as a US document listing the lies they used to kidnap and traffic minor children, babies, and their parents who were here legally. I am fairly certain that I would be held without bond if I was evil and did that.
@alansnyder4104
@alansnyder4104 Год назад
Have you ever tried to walk through Chicago at night, or the Civic Center of SF. . I need to take BART into SF for work and will often see people doing drugs openly in the Civic Center station and see drug addicts just yelling at random innocent people as they walk down the street. These places have become lawless hell scapes. I'm still waiting so long for these criminal to go down in flames... (As you would say).... well except DA in these places let criminals out without bail and police cannot do their jobs.... People are sick of this.
@geraldtrudeau3223
@geraldtrudeau3223 Год назад
What lovely little present? All I see is one more horrible little disappointment and frustration, because these criminals are still walking around free. Even though their crimes are being revealed day after day, the justice system seems to be out to lunch. The only lovely little present that I want to see us when they're frog walked off to prison. Now that will be a day worth celebrating. And I apply that to both Republican and Democratic criminals.
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Ohhh boy you gottem now. Your feelings are gonna get him thrown in jail with 100 years of sentence🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
@conlogood1959
@conlogood1959 Год назад
@@alansnyder4104 SICK?? Hmm? But not sick of lie after lie, endorsing Q Anon and white SUPREMACISTS, trying to kill the VP, treason, trying to invalidate the votes of millions of Americans, more lies, botched COVID response, or stealing classified documents. None of that is a makes you sick? 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@flankspeed
@flankspeed Год назад
As a Brit, it's fair to say that Liz Truss has risen without a trace 😏
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
But what about the PORK market? 😃
@flankspeed
@flankspeed Год назад
@@daniellamcgee4251 Perhaps the odd squeal.
@verseapocalyptica668
@verseapocalyptica668 Год назад
Well, nobody’s supposed to see your truss, right?
@valeriemoran842
@valeriemoran842 Год назад
Paulson needs to fire who ever greenlighted that ad. Lol!
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 Год назад
Thank you people who sent along the documental trail.
@christianlara8343
@christianlara8343 Год назад
Walker has no idea he is running for senate 😂
@mindydonham8300
@mindydonham8300 Год назад
Dear @StephenColbert Thank you that we get to see clips on RU-vid!! 😍😍😍 it’s becoming something I look forward too! Love this show best out of all other late shows!!
@Illjwamh
@Illjwamh Год назад
It allows me to watch from overseas and that means a lot
@Finnec123
@Finnec123 Год назад
Mindy, what is the point of putting an "@" in front of a word or name? Just curious since I don't know. Thx.
@mindydonham8300
@mindydonham8300 Год назад
@@Finnec123 it is a way of alerting a person directly- it’s not a guarantee that he’ll see it… maybe just the media team- in this instance I used it as a compliment directly at SC. I’m probably flubbing on the purpose of using it- this is an assumption based on personal interpretation. 😉 hope it helps. Could be the blind leading the deaf…😂
@Finnec123
@Finnec123 Год назад
@@mindydonham8300 Well I'm half blind (at least very nearsighted) so that's OK. 🥸 Thanks for your answer. Now I know. 👍🏻
@ABasedSammich
@ABasedSammich Год назад
Maybe yall should find some better content to watch 😬. This crap is so forced and is a clear echo chamber..
@roblovestar9159
@roblovestar9159 Год назад
Yeah, Paulson; we need more 80 year old totally unqualified politicians. Thanks for throwing your hat in the ring. BTW, next ad, maybe you should dispense with the Nazi salute at the very end.
@skeeterbodeen8326
@skeeterbodeen8326 Год назад
GOD BLESS YOU TLSSC.... Laughter IS the best medicine...!!!
@freda2758
@freda2758 Год назад
Desantis needs to be brought to justice.The irony that he's being investigated by a Texas sheriff.
@nicktanner8231
@nicktanner8231 Год назад
Biden needs to be brought to justice for letting in over 4 million illegals and billions worth of fentanyl.
@poeethics9331
@poeethics9331 Год назад
Even Cruz admitted to Hannity it is illegal....look up the clip, it's hilarious...finally some honesty from Fox, albeit quickly covered up by word salad. But it was a fun watch.
@savsmiles3042
@savsmiles3042 Год назад
Brandon did the same thing. Start with him
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Ok crybaby🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flkadsjf4662
@flkadsjf4662 Год назад
Oh yea, I'm sure the migrants cared soooo much that they were being sent to Martha's vineyard. Also, I don't see where the irony is when the sheriff is actually a democrat.... Do your research Fred.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
"... you don't want it to involve Ron DeSantis.... He skipped 'head day'...." Well.. there's an image that will haunt me 'till the day I die. Well played, Late Show... well played.
@cuttwice3905
@cuttwice3905 Год назад
The horror, the horror...
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 Год назад
@@cuttwice3905 ; da Horror, da HORROR !
@robinwood1868
@robinwood1868 Год назад
Awww head day... just got it... gross
@maimee1
@maimee1 Год назад
So it was "skipped"... I heard "give"... 😇
@dudleyburleson8668
@dudleyburleson8668 Год назад
Keep this issue in the news, border crossings reached 2, million today, an all time record and it's just September. So what Desantis and Abbott wanted Is happening
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums
@AvStevieStevenJamesDrums Год назад
Walker, Texas, ranger Florida Martha’s Vineyard 🤣🤣🤣
@lindalee-brown5539
@lindalee-brown5539 Год назад
OMG 😂 Those two Aussie journalists should have known the Prime Minister of England. They are well known and respected journalists who have been around for MANY years.
@longlivedemocracy756
@longlivedemocracy756 Год назад
Thank you Stephen for all the laughs.
@benjaminnewman7688
@benjaminnewman7688 Год назад
Woke nonsense
@kiriakiria9685
@kiriakiria9685 Год назад
👏🏾👏🏽👏👏🏾👏🏽👏
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Liz has to build more Truss with the Australian media.
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf Год назад
Rimshot
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Год назад
So the new PM is called Miss Truss.Aren't all politicians mistrusted.
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 Год назад
Great. Both the good puns are taken. 😑
@rob924egan2
@rob924egan2 Год назад
Mandatory retirement for commercial pilots is the age of 65. These men and women have several hundred people's lives in their hands. Maybe we need to think about the same thing for our politicians who have millions of people's lives in their hands.
@staceeellis9433
@staceeellis9433 Год назад
I know that's right Steve!✅💯
@marlenelamb7820
@marlenelamb7820 Год назад
Love that Texas sherif ⭐️👍
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Why?
@kimsteed9401
@kimsteed9401 Год назад
Sounds like Linda has a special talent writing jump rope rhymes.
@melissa-wilson
@melissa-wilson Год назад
Linda Paulson's ad. Holy. Shit.
@gabxp3095
@gabxp3095 Год назад
actually best campaign ad
@tywco
@tywco Год назад
That Paulson video made me so uncomfortable I almost bailed on the segment.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 Год назад
Second hand cringe 💯
@hopsiepike
@hopsiepike Год назад
I wish I had. Now I have conservative grandma rap stuck my head. Argh!
@MrCardeso
@MrCardeso Год назад
Hershey Walking-CTE debating Warnock will be quite funny. He'll probably just have 3 canned phrases that he will use to respond to all questions (like Lowrent Burntbulb did in her debate). Then, the GQP will gaslight their zombies telling them how Hershey WON the debate BIGLY!
@ilikemandalorians9861
@ilikemandalorians9861 Год назад
Lowrent Burntbulb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done, sir 👏 😂
@andrewwhite8762
@andrewwhite8762 Год назад
Thank god for Colbert!
@SwisstedChef2018
@SwisstedChef2018 Год назад
The port authority take was briliant
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 Год назад
It was literally kidnapping. DeSantis did actually commit kidnapping. Look up “kidnapping by inveiglement” . It’s the very definition
@smoothoperator1083
@smoothoperator1083 Год назад
Lol
@thomastheseer6117
@thomastheseer6117 Год назад
Justice matters
@crovax1375
@crovax1375 Год назад
I was certain that "inveiglement" was a typo, but I did look it up, and you're absolutely correct!
@Ally_77777
@Ally_77777 Год назад
Except that they all signed consent forms, sooooooooooooo, yeah.
@beez1717
@beez1717 Год назад
Yup this is exactly the definition of what happened.
@pandachaos1003
@pandachaos1003 Год назад
That would be awesome prime minister Wolverine
@pandachaos1003
@pandachaos1003 Год назад
It’s got a kick ass ring to it 👍👍
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Год назад
tRump would be like Australia has a much better Prime Minster than the U.S., so much better. You never hear about the U.S. PM. We can be so much better. When I'm reinstated as President in Jan 2025, I'm going to make sure we get a kick a$$ PM. Maybe U.S. PM Thor or U.S. Batman or a hot one like Wonder Woman! I know them all well. They're great friends of mine!
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 Год назад
comeon, everyone knows the prime minister of Australia is a kangaroo...holding some shrimp on the barbi...while surfing on a crocodile
@anelemsimang5692
@anelemsimang5692 Год назад
DeSantis did the right thing, yall are hypocrites
@pspigor
@pspigor Год назад
Granny totally killed 😂
@casbot71
@casbot71 Год назад
When a Republican refuses to debate their Democrat opponent, the Democrat should invite the *Libertarian candidate to debate them instead.* _People would tune in for that_ and perhaps some conservatives might like what the Libertarian is selling, more than the Republican. Thus the Libertarian acts as a spoiler candidate and as they have no vested interest in the GOP, they will agree with the attacks the Democrat makes against the missing Republican candidate.
@nickpaine
@nickpaine Год назад
Not bad
@pakababy3710
@pakababy3710 Год назад
Like that.
@nickpaine
@nickpaine Год назад
@A.T. But might you agree with the Republican's slander of Democrats? If yes, then there is little to no distinction between Republicans and Libertarians, as I have always observed. A Libertarian is a Republican who not only wants little government, he wants virtually none. Both ideas are specious. Like it or not, we need government or nothing gets done for the public welfare.
@MrNewktrane
@MrNewktrane Год назад
@@nickpaine 👆This part!!
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Год назад
Hang on, aren't libertarians usually against ANY governmental spending and regulations? The abortion bans, the don't say gé law, and shipping off migrants to blue states, they all require government spending and regulations.
@TracyAllenVideos
@TracyAllenVideos Год назад
I love Stephen Colbert‘s offbeat dancing and rap! That seriously made me LOL🤣🤣🤣❤️🙌
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
That's hard to do for someone who actually does have rhythm!!
@TracyAllenVideos
@TracyAllenVideos Год назад
@@victoriabaker4400 oh I know he was doing that deliberately 😆👍
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 Год назад
@@TracyAllenVideos Totally, of course, we are appreciating it together! 😆
@patsyself9843
@patsyself9843 Год назад
Go get him Sheriff, make sure he is held accountable for this atrocious political stunt
@rosasanchez4509
@rosasanchez4509 Год назад
Biden?
@nicstroud
@nicstroud Год назад
Why don't I rap my campaign ad? You know what Linda, I think you should, you're a great rapper. And a star was born, Linny Pee coming atcha. Nearly all the way Westside.
@oldscratch3108
@oldscratch3108 Год назад
Between Herschel Walker, Linda Paulson, and Ron DeSantis...Christ, the fact that Republicans somehow manage to make it through their day without falling down manholes or attacking the evil witchcraft that is merely their reflections in a mirror is pretty amazing.
@Michael-tl2yj
@Michael-tl2yj Год назад
Grow up and educate yourself
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Год назад
@@Michael-tl2yj Nah, I think it’s you who needs to do that. Republicans are acting like vindictive 3-year-olds. “If I can’t have it, I’ll tear it up, burn it down.”
@Michael-tl2yj
@Michael-tl2yj Год назад
@@sophierobinson2738 show me the proof how quickly you forgot about the summer of RIOTS where every single democrat city burned only democrats act like children and break things remember pack the court or end the philabuster open your eyes not your mouth
@raptango_na6199
@raptango_na6199 Год назад
DeSantis is a Harvard law grad
@cynthiadeg9206
@cynthiadeg9206 Год назад
Biden has blond legs, pathological liar, and hates you as much as he hates me. Great father to Hunter by the way
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo Год назад
Ron excused the flights saying he was trying to open people's eyes to a growing problem. In reality, he tried to shut some up from the summer problem: taking women's rights away and dictating that they should have a family.
@pityparty9955
@pityparty9955 Год назад
There are many women who should not have children - mentally and physically Sometimes you don’t find out until it’s too late.
@donm3844
@donm3844 Год назад
We see The establishment in Martha's Vineyard immediately got rid of the migrants and shipped them away from the popular resort location, so they did just what Desantis Did, the Illegals should sue the people of Martha,s Vinyard, they could be sitting there eating crab legs and relaxing on the beach if they were welcome there .
@theghostoftom
@theghostoftom Год назад
List of things. They aren't illegals. They followed the law of the land, presented themselves and were in the process of legally migrating. 2 it's a f***ING island with limited resources with a load of families dumped on them with zero warning. Get a few dozen of you buddies and roll into some backwater town with no money, no food, no water and no transport. See how that goes for you. 3 you and your family are immigrants.
@kpepperl319
@kpepperl319 Год назад
Migrants in NYC? That's our story. Why do they think we would even flinch? 🤷‍♀️ GQP motto is "I'm not that smart".
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