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@JonTronShow
@JonTronShow 2 года назад
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@gizmoatlas
@gizmoatlas 2 года назад
Love ya Jontron
@bathwaterseller7080
@bathwaterseller7080 2 года назад
no
@3dwaffle135
@3dwaffle135 2 года назад
I love your videos
@theautismo3699
@theautismo3699 2 года назад
Today's sponsors the epic game store don't forget to use the code Johntron on your next purchase
@JackDaBoi
@JackDaBoi 2 года назад
Yo wassup Johnnytron
@AnalogTeek
@AnalogTeek 2 года назад
It's oddly entertaining to watch two people with half-remembered facts attempt to debate while being moderated by a man with none of the facts.
@zanderwithaz
@zanderwithaz 2 года назад
Honestly the dude about the simulations could have easily won if for every single reason she gave he just responds it's coded in
@parytheplatipus
@parytheplatipus 2 года назад
@@zanderwithaz yeah there were some obvious counters to things that were not taken by the opponent. also evolution as a direct counter to simulation theory is an odd argument to me on the face if it
@crazyandevilareusuallydifferen
@crazyandevilareusuallydifferen 2 года назад
School
@DarkSignal59
@DarkSignal59 2 года назад
I love this comment.
@Jaredskoll
@Jaredskoll 2 года назад
These guys are just babbling utter nonsense and passing it off as some sort of debate or intellectual discussion lmao
@wetwillyis_1881
@wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад
I'm not going to lie, if a Fastfood company hired me to talk to conspiracy theorists, I would take that job in a heartbeat.
@luffycj
@luffycj 2 года назад
Simulation theory is pretty far from a conspiracy. Its unprovable as far as we know so its got more similarity to religion that conspiracies.
@nickvendetta4394
@nickvendetta4394 2 года назад
Fr bro
@Ironclad17
@Ironclad17 2 года назад
You mean I have a captive audience to listen to me talk about glowies AND I get paid?
@mrgoodgirl2371
@mrgoodgirl2371 2 года назад
I would pay THEM to have that job
@willrichardss
@willrichardss 2 года назад
You’re not wrong 🤣 that’s exactly why I did it, that and it’s absolutely fascinating 🤣 Sincerely, James Cordon Bleu
@hmminterestinginterestingi3023
Bitu: we haven’t had a world war since 1945, correct? Luca: ok, but, we’re all crabs being controlled by the king crab
@Graphomite
@Graphomite Год назад
They're equally valid, I'll give them that.
@postaldud506
@postaldud506 Год назад
one king crab to rule the fat of the land
@ScoutConvoy
@ScoutConvoy Год назад
Spongebob me boy I’ve taken control of the entire human population agagagagaga
@brandonaubertlefthookcusto2193
all hail king crab
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul Год назад
no no no he's got a point.
@DigitalApex
@DigitalApex Год назад
"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras." I love you, Jon.
@the-letter_s
@the-letter_s 11 месяцев назад
@@annokitsune.worldbridger we're too afraid to acknowledge these things
@RLee-we1fc
@RLee-we1fc 8 месяцев назад
Jon bought the exact outfits that the two people were wearing.😂
@thegreatestcrewmate9195
@thegreatestcrewmate9195 7 месяцев назад
@@annoworldbridger RIP Jon.
@lookoutforchris
@lookoutforchris 3 месяца назад
@@the-letter_sthe world is afraid to listen to what jews say publicly in front of a camera. A bunch just dropped some new active conspiracies in Davos at the WEF.
@vsauce1182
@vsauce1182 2 года назад
I’m in a continuous cycle of forgetting JonTron exists for a few months, getting a notification for his video and rediscovering that he’s one of the funniest guys on the platform
@LtSprinkulz
@LtSprinkulz 2 года назад
Gonna have to disagree. For me it's a cycle of waiting for the next vid and then it being less funny than the previous one.
@mobius177
@mobius177 2 года назад
@@LtSprinkulz who asked?
@LtSprinkulz
@LtSprinkulz 2 года назад
@@mobius177 redditor moment, yikes
@missfeisty
@missfeisty 2 года назад
@@LtSprinkulz hmm... you could have spent your time saying something positive but you wasted it on being negative. You need to take a class on time management 🙃
@LtSprinkulz
@LtSprinkulz 2 года назад
@@missfeisty nah
@brandonnelson7207
@brandonnelson7207 2 года назад
Jon's out here talking about all the abominations that KFC did, but neglected to recognize "I love you Colonel Sanders: A Finger Licking Good Dating Simulator". I know the name for definite scientific reasons.
@accelgortuss4573
@accelgortuss4573 2 года назад
I just know it from experience.
@DriscolDevil
@DriscolDevil 2 года назад
I mean....it's an obvious joke. That would be like doing a "movie review" video where you point out the absurdities in Airplane.
@Gricky_Da_Bomb
@Gricky_Da_Bomb 2 года назад
sanders-chan UwU
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 2 года назад
@@DriscolDevil Yet you’re telling me that the Lifetime movie *isn’t* a joke?!
@tomtexas4897
@tomtexas4897 2 года назад
That because its the gratest game ever made by man kind
@nobodynoone2500
@nobodynoone2500 Год назад
“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.” Commitment to the bit.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 Год назад
RIP JonTron.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 Год назад
@@samanfang5139 I'm afraid he gonna get Epsteined.
@s133p3r0
@s133p3r0 Год назад
RIP, gone too soon.
@LordTyph
@LordTyph Год назад
'HE KNOWS TOO MUCH'
@catinbeanie
@catinbeanie Год назад
​@@dubuyajay9964 Its a real shame he shot himself in the back of the head 3 times. Clearly a suicide
@tsukiortu
@tsukiortu Год назад
How can you forget the best marketing stunt from KFC. Them literally getting the whole country of Japan to eat it on Christmas making them think it's what we all do lol.
@windowsxseven
@windowsxseven Год назад
How easily the Japanese people can be fooled. So very submissive to the US.
@JoakimOtamaa
@JoakimOtamaa Год назад
I prefer hot wings over christmas dinner for sure.
@Thephillips-dj1po
@Thephillips-dj1po Год назад
And building a bunch of Colonel statues-I think 4000?
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 Год назад
They think that? I don't even eat my favorite chicken on Christmas; I eat candy
@tylerk3616
@tylerk3616 Год назад
I would honestly prefer KFC over a turkey on Christmas
@evanlucas8914
@evanlucas8914 2 года назад
Fun fact: KFC has successfully marketed itself as a Christmas tradition in Japan after they lied and said it was an American tradition.
@WPUrchezem
@WPUrchezem 2 года назад
they also made a Japan dating sim for the Colonel
@mclink99
@mclink99 2 года назад
What?! That's crazy!
@KevinSmile
@KevinSmile 2 года назад
That's fucking hilarious 😂
@SeekerGoldstone
@SeekerGoldstone 2 года назад
Tbf: they dont exactly have a ton of turkeys in Japan. Eating too much bird is absolutely an American Christmas tradition.
@adrianoarne-ritz249
@adrianoarne-ritz249 2 года назад
It's not?
@shonen_x_trash2488
@shonen_x_trash2488 2 года назад
The "they just started to say it publicly in front of cameras" line was gold.
@roadrunner5549
@roadrunner5549 2 года назад
love the wef reference
@minnesotanfreedomist3147
@minnesotanfreedomist3147 2 года назад
Yeah that just fuckin' knocked me dead.
@XtremeConditions
@XtremeConditions 2 года назад
It's just funny because... "We totally want to do this and bend the world to our will and will do whatever it takes to put those aligned with us in positions of power... But it DEEEFINITELY isn't happening, and how dare you for even suggesting that it's a thing after we just told you it was." What a world.
@KrimsonStorm
@KrimsonStorm 2 года назад
@@XtremeConditions the term you're looking for is Clown World
@Zanthorr
@Zanthorr 2 года назад
yes we're manipulating you, but anyone who thinks we're manipulating you is a conspiracy theorist!!
@perrilewis180
@perrilewis180 Год назад
I want to see the bloopers of jontron interacting with the chicken. He held it perfectly
@IAmTheJellyBeanRock
@IAmTheJellyBeanRock Год назад
Ong
@gaminggoof1542
@gaminggoof1542 Год назад
Indeed he did
@doodlespiral7110
@doodlespiral7110 Год назад
He is a bird master, after all.
@CarlosDiaz-fs6cv
@CarlosDiaz-fs6cv 11 месяцев назад
I can't like this, it has the three sizes of likes, no one else physically like this, leave it how it is!!!
@rurikeiller2671
@rurikeiller2671 Год назад
I love how genuinely astounded Jon is by Charmaine, while everyone watching in the UK definitely remembers having a teacher like her.
@lemons1559
@lemons1559 Год назад
My Finnish teacher was exactly like her. I've noticed that every competent and interesting literature teacher is a bit of their rocker.
@jenniferdunstan5065
@jenniferdunstan5065 Год назад
Yep
@Maphteah
@Maphteah 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, every school just has that one oldish lady who's very shouty in class
@sugarpuffartemis
@sugarpuffartemis 9 месяцев назад
Exactly. My secondary school history teacher was so extra and it was awesome.
@kingofgamesandanime1683
@kingofgamesandanime1683 7 месяцев назад
I just love the contrast of those two. Derek will present a fairly salient statement like “whether or not they’re conspiring as a unified organization, the shared interests, massive lobbying power, and nigh unlimited resources of this newly emergent class of billionaire technocrats grant them a significant level of influence over global politics to the detriment of the public.” And then Charmaine will go on a ten minute unhinged rant about druids or something.
@masterofbloopers
@masterofbloopers 2 года назад
I was expecting conspiracy theories about KFC itself, but this is entertaining, too. Entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kinda way.
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 2 года назад
Same, now get out! I’m playing Minecraft!!
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад
They probably realized it would inevitably lead to the classics, like "Its not really chicken," which would just point out people are distrustful toward KFC
@FrankBinderMMA
@FrankBinderMMA 2 года назад
I honestly thought this was one of his least funnier episodes, need to go back to Takeshis challenge or bootleg Pokémon type of videos
@FrankBinderMMA
@FrankBinderMMA 2 года назад
@Jesse Filmmaker I mean I was born in 91 so lol
@CameronBrtnik
@CameronBrtnik 2 года назад
Conspiracy theory 1: KFC = Kill Fuckin Chickens!
@jefferyoliver3728
@jefferyoliver3728 2 года назад
“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.” Had me rolling.
@MrJohn0fficial
@MrJohn0fficial 2 года назад
Read my name 🤩
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 2 года назад
You eat the bones?
@bogey780
@bogey780 2 года назад
It made me stop the video from laughter and look for this comment. And JonTron played them saying it. Bro, just killed Klaus on camera... In 4k... UHD... with HDR support and wifi connection.
@treyvonmartin7989
@treyvonmartin7989 2 года назад
This
@LifelinkTV
@LifelinkTV 2 года назад
Jon Tron is based.
@misslittledove
@misslittledove Год назад
I had an art teacher in high school that reminds me so much of the second lady. She claimed to have been assaulted by both of the Doobie Brothers and one day just randomly ran out of class. This lady fully left school property bc she claimed to have gotten a call about one of her horses escaping. Turns out she didn’t even own a horse but had done so much acid in the 70s that she occasionally experienced psychotic episodes. They ended up finding her wandering in a random field and I kid you not she was back at school the next day.
@rjrowley3887
@rjrowley3887 Год назад
Whhhhaaaat?
@kingcosworth2643
@kingcosworth2643 Год назад
I believe she was back, it's not good, but I believe it.
@1SYNTHSTAR4
@1SYNTHSTAR4 9 месяцев назад
Tgat Orange Sunshine Be Smakin Ong 😮‍💨
@ArthurAlfred1
@ArthurAlfred1 8 месяцев назад
I believe you! Thank God she was only an art teacher. Imagine if she was a math teacher!
@zacfrancis6365
@zacfrancis6365 5 месяцев назад
Aren’t they’re 5 members of the Doobie Brothers? Lmao I was assaulted by the Winchester brothers! And ghosts!
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid Год назад
Can we stop for a second to appreciate that Jon went through the trouble of getting a live chicken for a perfectly edited bit, AND found and assembled the exact outfits worn by two of the people in the show he's riffing to act as them for another bit? Jon seriously goes above and beyond all for the sake of making us laugh for a few seconds.
@optimusriv80085
@optimusriv80085 Год назад
Then people wonder why it takes so long for him to upload
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 Год назад
+@@optimusriv80085 Not to mention he also has a personal life It does pain me that I have to wait so long, but it's usually so worth it because of the amount of effort he puts into his videos. Alongside his team who work hard, too
@meyes1098
@meyes1098 Месяц назад
@@DrDolan2000 how do you know he has a personal life? He's just a crab, after all.
@aaronanderson466
@aaronanderson466 2 года назад
"You see what happened is - they just started saying it in front of cameras..." That cracked me up soooo much
@LordOfTruth830
@LordOfTruth830 2 года назад
Jontron is right. They publicly say stuff in front of cameras
@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel
@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel 2 года назад
2:29 *cringe alert*
@jlozier116
@jlozier116 Год назад
I laughed at the first one, bust the 2nd one killed me 😂😂😂
@BeetleBuns
@BeetleBuns Год назад
they've actually been saying it for quite some time, since they know that know matter what, we'll be called "conspiracy theorists" and be ridiculed by their msm propaganda machine...
@hornyducks4090
@hornyducks4090 Год назад
@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel AMONGUS
@KingKayro87
@KingKayro87 2 года назад
Keep in mind, the last question on the simulation one was "who do you think is controlling us" and my man deadass said "the king crab"
@crabman2023
@crabman2023 2 года назад
was I wrong?
@KingKayro87
@KingKayro87 2 года назад
@@crabman2023 I mean...
@ohno3736
@ohno3736 Год назад
@@crabman2023 You watched the PBS Eons video too
@tubaraofeio1053
@tubaraofeio1053 Год назад
@@crabman2023 but you only took into consideration a single enviroment in wich that enviroment is the bottom of the ocean floor there are numerous enviroments on the planet and those enviroments each have their apex predator based on the characteristics of wwhere they live, savanaah is speed, florest is camouflage, and ocean seems to be armour
@KittSpiken
@KittSpiken Год назад
@@crabman2023 most assuredly. Also seemed less like a simulation theory and more Crab Illuminate on the Atlantean Throne theory. Honestly, much more interesting.
@nbierwirth14
@nbierwirth14 11 месяцев назад
“Read my bone crunching lips” -jontron, the digital era
@exoboi6974
@exoboi6974 Год назад
At first we all thought she was acting, but being her being an English teacher makes more sense.
@wingsandash
@wingsandash 9 месяцев назад
I'm an English teacher. We are NOT all like that, trust me.
@megabuster3940
@megabuster3940 6 дней назад
​@@wingsandash that's exactly what an English teacher would say 😂
@wingsandash
@wingsandash 6 дней назад
@@megabuster3940 😂
@solidskullz5736
@solidskullz5736 2 года назад
Fun fact: There was a guy who got a painting of himself and Colonel Sanders after he became the first to point out that KFC's social media was following the spice girls and 11 guys named Herb which was a reference to the 11 herbs and spices in KFC chicken
@Micolash_is_behind_you
@Micolash_is_behind_you 2 года назад
lol wut
@rrensdenn4382
@rrensdenn4382 2 года назад
That's fantastic
@Kromerlover97
@Kromerlover97 2 года назад
I thought i was having a stroke reading this
@2minuss
@2minuss 2 года назад
Can't make this stuff up, lol.
@warriorwatch2406
@warriorwatch2406 2 года назад
"That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"
@millenniumf1138
@millenniumf1138 2 года назад
"Well, they were going to call it the Hexagon, but they ran out of bricks." Okay, that legit made me laugh.
@slendr_playr9183
@slendr_playr9183 2 года назад
Literally QAnon "logic" there
@patchwurk6652
@patchwurk6652 2 года назад
@@slendr_playr9183 ...I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
@FlorianXXV
@FlorianXXV 2 года назад
That dude just went there to troll his old Teacher.
@Geordje
@Geordje 2 года назад
I dont get it
@millenniumf1138
@millenniumf1138 2 года назад
@@Geordje The joke is that the Pentagon is only the Pentagon because they didn't have enough bricks to make the Hexagon.
@daftzilla
@daftzilla Год назад
I googled a few of these people and they're actors, KFC is doing a pretty spot on parody of wild conspiracy nutjobs lmao
@Sam-lo8yj
@Sam-lo8yj Год назад
I need to see a source for this lmao I can’t believe that the lady at the end was anything but authentically bananas
@tinobemellow
@tinobemellow Год назад
Of course they're actors. A real conspiracy theorist wouldn't accept a TV interview, because that would mean the interview was actually a trap by the Matrix/Illuminati/Cult of Shrek to prevent them from spilling the obvious truth.
@kielbasamage
@kielbasamage Год назад
You mean to tell me I could be getting paid?!
@kielbasamage
@kielbasamage Год назад
@TransCube Psst, your comment triggered the bot, it's nor showing up.
@xkaty_909x_spooky5
@xkaty_909x_spooky5 Год назад
@@Sam-lo8yj she was my old English teacher, she was a drama and English teacher. She had strong views, to say the least, this is 100% not acting, it’s certified lol
@Wyzai
@Wyzai 9 месяцев назад
KFC: "That's the end..." JonTron: "Thank god." KFC: "... of this episode." JonTron: "NOOoooooo...!"
@gurvmlk
@gurvmlk 2 года назад
"Fried chicken solves most problems." Well it did provide us with a new JonTron video. I'd say that's proof enough.
@derek-64
@derek-64 2 года назад
🤔
@dgafgiraffe5847
@dgafgiraffe5847 2 года назад
Has a " I have an approximate knowledge of most things " kind of vibe
@ToxicDerg
@ToxicDerg 2 года назад
Too wholesome, delet dis
@ivanberdichevsky5679
@ivanberdichevsky5679 2 года назад
The circle has been closed. Reason has emerged. But until when?
@rebeccat7912
@rebeccat7912 2 года назад
He never misses. I don’t know how he does it. Definitely some conspiracy behind it.
@Dylanraptor
@Dylanraptor 2 года назад
Little late, but them not calling the conspiracy series “Kentucky Fried Conspiracies” was a huge missed opportunity.
@jangostorm713
@jangostorm713 2 года назад
God so true
@Matthias129
@Matthias129 2 года назад
That was my immediate thought. I mean, it's right there in plain view. If KFConspiracies was a snake, it would've bitten the entire team behind these videos.
@cheter_pumpkin_eater6968
@cheter_pumpkin_eater6968 2 года назад
I thought the same thing!
@ShadowNinjask
@ShadowNinjask 2 года назад
because the word conspiracy is blocked by RU-vid algorithms unfortunately, especially for the shows that disapprove or debunk them cant even use the names of conspiracy theories in titles sometimes
@DeloofTegOrb
@DeloofTegOrb 2 года назад
@@ShadowNinjask yeah well the videos didn’t get many views anyways so it didn’t matter anyway
@brotherkhrayn3525
@brotherkhrayn3525 11 месяцев назад
“There’s nothing wrong with a good pair of thighs. But I’m a breast man myself” “BASED.” I’m fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣
@snifflmup
@snifflmup Год назад
jon: smashes chicken with a sledgehammer and watches it explode also jon: "i really did not expect that to happen"
@MessedUpBrainspike
@MessedUpBrainspike 9 месяцев назад
I mean... would YOU expect it to explode into readily cooked chicken nuggets?
@Halden.
@Halden. 2 года назад
I love how this channel can be summed up as “Jontron does WHATEVER the hell he wants WHENEVER the hell he wants”
@petervansan1054
@petervansan1054 2 года назад
who the fuck is Jonson?
@Halden.
@Halden. 2 года назад
@@petervansan1054 autocorrect, my bad. It’s fixed now.
@kip258
@kip258 2 года назад
I like how Jon is doing whatever he wants, but I also kinda miss when he'd review weird games or game franchises.
@aceystar1478
@aceystar1478 2 года назад
@@kip258 I want the crappy weird movie reviews back
@ek6352
@ek6352 2 года назад
@@SamSprole 😂
@InDeathWeLove
@InDeathWeLove 2 года назад
It's impressive when a debate show/video can make me believe not just one side is ungodly stupid, not both sides, but all three(the third being the presenter).
@Kenfren
@Kenfren 2 года назад
I've seen a debate where the moderator won, so idk if that's better or worse
@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 года назад
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T, THE POPE DIDN'T EITHER, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RU-vid STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP IDOLIZING & WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 2 года назад
@@Kenfren O M G XD
@InDeathWeLove
@InDeathWeLove 2 года назад
@@onyxsuccubus Like honestly to me simulation theory isn't very useful. It's a fun thought experiment, but it's not falsifiable so pretty much is no different than religions claiming there are gods/supernatural being we can't measure and thus not disprove. Unfortunately, he isn't even doing a good job presenting actual simulation theory and seems more like he is a stoner who just heard a bunch of different thought experiments and went woah that's cool and jumbled them all up together in his mind. Also simulation theory can be reduced to a pretty simple explanation. If we build simulations and those simulations get to the point where the simulations end up generating their own generations and so forth then once there are multiple levels of simulations in the chain the odds of ours being the first approach null meaning it's almost guaranteed we are in a simulation. However until we actually manage to build a simulation that can contain a similarly complex simulation it generated itself from within this hasn't been proven to be likely yet. So spending serious consideration on that point until such a time has arrived is simply a waste. Secondly if it does get proven true then the question becomes well what does that mean for us. Pretty much we get two options are we going to just say whatever and live our lives or do we try to either communicate or travel up the chain of simulations in hopes of reaching the top layer or even escaping the simulation chain completely? One thing to question though is if there is any value in trying to move up the chain, because if we are lower on the chain the most likely reason why our simulation is still going is that the civilisation in simulation running our simulation hasn't managed to escape up yet and if they haven't what are the odds that we later to the game would manage what they haven't succeeded at?
@thouzer47.58
@thouzer47.58 2 года назад
DEFINITELY BONES!!!!
@alexmarieclark4819
@alexmarieclark4819 Год назад
I absolutely love how they try to make everyone look as crazy as possible
@exodous02
@exodous02 9 месяцев назад
Man, now I feel like getting KFC. I bet this video has sold more KFC than the official KFC channel has.
@mrmintahlic
@mrmintahlic 2 года назад
That dude with the Princess Leia hair definitely just watched that “why do things keep evolving into crabs?” video and was totally convinced that the crab people from South Park are ruling over us with their simulation
@thisiswhatilike54
@thisiswhatilike54 2 года назад
Taste like crab, talk like people!
@TensaZangetsu103
@TensaZangetsu103 2 года назад
CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE
@tornadodee148
@tornadodee148 2 года назад
do they taste the same as the Lizard people? ;)
@aidonger42069
@aidonger42069 2 года назад
420
@PokefanGuquizUjixyz
@PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 года назад
@@TensaZangetsu103 CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE
@arcadia7845
@arcadia7845 2 года назад
Wasn’t expected a real chicken but this is the man who got a full own horse in another video so this is honestly pretty tame.
@aidanpkellyconvoy
@aidanpkellyconvoy 2 года назад
What?
@TubboDaKittyCat
@TubboDaKittyCat 2 года назад
@@aidanpkellyconvoy Watch Part 1 of “Jontron - Food Games”
@bichnguyen-uc4ys
@bichnguyen-uc4ys 2 года назад
ok
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 2 года назад
It was a pony
@VicGChad07
@VicGChad07 2 года назад
@@jstar3382 Guessing you missed the part where Jon yelled "OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE!!!".
@mclink99
@mclink99 Год назад
Jon: What a magnificent Avian. Jacques: Am I a joke to you?
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie Год назад
i don't eat kfc much anymore, but it's basically tradition to watch this when i do...i have to do it.
@SeenAGreatLight
@SeenAGreatLight Год назад
Oh no... the marketing is working...
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie Год назад
@@SeenAGreatLight it wouldn't have without jontron that's for sure lmao
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 8 месяцев назад
​@jasperjazzie jontron can convince me to eat anything He could make a video about eating moldy rat carcasses and id do it
@OmniPieTV
@OmniPieTV 2 года назад
It's a good day when JonTron blesses us with high quality content like hammering a chicken so hard it turns into fried chicken. 1:30
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 2 года назад
That is the chicken hammer of Kentucky. Has a +5 to strength, endurance and can turn all chicken based targets and enemies 100% into fried chicken.
@srbarkerchan
@srbarkerchan 2 года назад
Made me laugh so hard that I almost choked on my own spit.
@LickMyMusketBallsYankee
@LickMyMusketBallsYankee 2 года назад
Verified commenting a meaningless regurgitation with a timestamp to stand out without even watching the full video yet. Nice.
@TD-tc9dj
@TD-tc9dj 2 года назад
Howtobasic is watching
@MrPacman64
@MrPacman64 2 года назад
@Mishan 🅥 ew bot
@RealBurzum44
@RealBurzum44 2 года назад
"There is nothing wrong with a nice pair of thighs, but I am a breast man myself" So far the best quote from this video, like a tiny little gold nugget
@wessmoore7894
@wessmoore7894 2 года назад
I’m halfway convinced he just volunteered for that thing to troll everyone.
@derek-64
@derek-64 2 года назад
I don't blame him. Plus he's a fellow Derek. 2 bonus points.
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka 2 года назад
God I love Derek
@danthewatcher9681
@danthewatcher9681 2 года назад
@@derek-64 are you guys like Mr. Meeseeks, from Rick and Morty ?
@brucebonner3491
@brucebonner3491 2 года назад
That was the shittiest bit in the episode
@irmiwolf
@irmiwolf Год назад
The guy wearing a Illuminati Shirt to a Conspiracies Nutcase meeting is just the biggest troll move ever.
@pyromain
@pyromain Год назад
JonTron has so many pets we can't count: Cinnamon, Jacques, Spaghetti, a unnamed horse, a cat, a chicken. How many animals does Jon just keep crammed in his home?
@hampterlover224
@hampterlover224 Год назад
Yes
@galladegamerletsplays
@galladegamerletsplays 9 месяцев назад
his late -hamster- dog
@fryerfryer388
@fryerfryer388 8 месяцев назад
Jonathan's Ark
@kankeydong2500
@kankeydong2500 8 месяцев назад
Rocky also
@galladegamerletsplays
@galladegamerletsplays 8 месяцев назад
@@kankeydong2500 rockington*
@1ZPhoenixZ1
@1ZPhoenixZ1 2 года назад
To quote Jon himself: "Do you really want this guy selling you chicken? He looks like he owns slaves."
@zappy2000
@zappy2000 2 года назад
I mean the chickens also technically slaves right?
@PROFESSOR_TV
@PROFESSOR_TV 2 года назад
@@zappy2000 literally no
@toximan2008
@toximan2008 2 года назад
I mean yeah because the slaves are QC, so you know that chicken will be top quality 🔥
@dogwithawitchhat
@dogwithawitchhat 2 года назад
@@zappy2000 naw
@AbMaSync
@AbMaSync 2 года назад
@@PROFESSOR_TV c/Wait, can they leave? !?
@gaiusleviathan8110
@gaiusleviathan8110 2 года назад
Props to Bitu for somehow making “Life is real” sound like the dumb opinion
@MegadethTillDeth
@MegadethTillDeth Год назад
Lmfaoooo
@canada420mma
@canada420mma Год назад
she's lying about being british, clearly indian.
@canada420mma
@canada420mma Год назад
@@froggymusicman sadly I can't disagree with that.
@bananabanana484
@bananabanana484 Год назад
@@canada420mma You know that those two things aren’t mutually exclusive, right? Britain isn’t solely populated by white people
@tsnophaljakarax9963
@tsnophaljakarax9963 Год назад
@@froggymusicman Bruh. I mean true, but still...
@mr.shameless1886
@mr.shameless1886 Год назад
that "How dare you" not only gave me greta thunberg vibes. but it also sounded like a student just proved her wrong by using the wrong formula to get the correct anwer
@limitbreak2966
@limitbreak2966 Год назад
I love modern jontron, he’s so unhinged it’s amazing
@Feargahl_Padreg
@Feargahl_Padreg 2 года назад
Last time on Jontron: Jon in a snake costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” This time on Jontron: Jon in a king crab costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” Legitimately the content I am HERE for
@WingItMan217
@WingItMan217 2 года назад
I need this to be a running gag
@SodapopKevin
@SodapopKevin 2 года назад
Is he in a king crab costume... or a crab king costume?
@Karlismydaddy
@Karlismydaddy 2 года назад
@@SodapopKevin asking the real questions
@RSkrub
@RSkrub 2 года назад
The snake one almost made me die I swear. 😆 I don't think I have seen anything on RU-vid as funny as that
@edo4359
@edo4359 2 года назад
Make them fight
@gojifan96
@gojifan96 2 года назад
I think the myth that having a British accent makes you smart is pretty much busted at this point.
@holysecret2
@holysecret2 2 года назад
Maybe it just enhances whatever apperance you have. If you are on the dull side, it makes you seem even duller, and if you are clever it makes you seem more clever.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 Год назад
Um yeah 😅
@DarthObscurity
@DarthObscurity Год назад
People from the US just think the accent makes them sound smarter. As in; if someone from the US said the exact same things this guy said without the accent, we'd lean towards the guy with the accent. Despite them saying literally the same things.
@nandabun
@nandabun Год назад
Well, the first problem here is, the saying is that a British accent makes you sound smart. You really thought that though?
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes Год назад
It makes you sound fancy that’s it Dumb is dumb no matter how you sound
@lazyliongames6660
@lazyliongames6660 Год назад
The way Jon acts with birds is so cute
@manmanderson
@manmanderson Год назад
"You see, what started happening is, they started saying it in front of camera's" jon tron moment that lives in my head rent free
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 2 года назад
Let’s not forget when KFC made a VR employee-training game where a crazy Colonel Sanders kidnaps you and won’t let you go until you learn to make fried chicken. They basically turn the Colonel into Cave Johnson
@Jackson-ub1uv
@Jackson-ub1uv 2 года назад
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemony chicken!
@RangerXXT
@RangerXXT 2 года назад
uhhhhh yeah?
@Otamatone69
@Otamatone69 2 года назад
Who CAN forget that?
@MrMoron-qn5rx
@MrMoron-qn5rx 2 года назад
Cave sanders here. If you cut yourself in the last test chamber uou might have notised your blood has been turned into pure deepfrying oil. Thats normal. We were hitting you with an invisible beam that turns blood into deepfrying oil. If the effect persists after an hour after the test go to one of the frying boys. Thats not normal. We gotta extract all the oil outta you and replace it with regular blood again.
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 2 года назад
PotatOS? More like ChickOS!!
@RandomLombax37
@RandomLombax37 2 года назад
Jon blessing us with the "they just started saying it publicly on international television" with both was fucking gold.
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 2 года назад
Definitely my favorite part
@signa8
@signa8 2 года назад
I always feel like I'm the crazy one for pointing it out too, but that's because we've had nothing but loons like this lady saying it for years.
@211242o
@211242o 2 года назад
seriously the highlight of the video.
@robokid20001
@robokid20001 2 года назад
It was hysterical. Good to see Jon has a working pattern recognition system.
@tatteredshield8120
@tatteredshield8120 2 года назад
First time. Kind of funny. Second time. Fucking hilarious
@cheezeebutter452
@cheezeebutter452 Год назад
“Well what happened was, they started saying it on live TV” lmao funniest shit ever 😂!
@RealUnsungGuardian
@RealUnsungGuardian Год назад
There was a girl in my kindergarten class who used to eat chicken bones. Never thought I'd see another person like her.
@wanderingrandomer
@wanderingrandomer Год назад
I can at least understand kids eating wierd stuff. I used to eat the wax around cheese and orange peel
@TheDarkCheese16
@TheDarkCheese16 2 года назад
He’s actually not wrong about the crabs, they apparently re-evolved themselves back into existence 5 times
@nutboi6093
@nutboi6093 2 года назад
Yeah, so did trees. Convergent evolution isn’t uncommon, effective strategies are pretty much always effective is similar environments, so things evolve to have similar traits because they are better at surviving and reproducing because of it. Like how so many animals have developed venom or poison. That being said, however, does not mean that that Luca guy is anything more than a moron who pulls out random bullshit to sound smart.
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 2 года назад
Yes, he's referring to convergent evolution. But that doesn't mean they are the ones pulling the strings.
@--Cat--
@--Cat-- 2 года назад
Don't return to monkey *Progress to CRAB*
@astuteanansi4935
@astuteanansi4935 2 года назад
@@jackkraken3888 *but it doesn't mean they aren't*
@crabman2023
@crabman2023 2 года назад
@@astuteanansi4935 thats the spirit!
@KazLordOfLightWarriors
@KazLordOfLightWarriors 2 года назад
When she came out with the "PLENTY of SUCCULENT MEAT" I immediately stopped believing that she was a real person
@RealLargeManTheGiantOne
@RealLargeManTheGiantOne 2 года назад
She's an illuminati plant to make the whole theory seem so outlandishly stupid that it couldn't possibly be true
@torontotonto6189
@torontotonto6189 2 года назад
when she said she eats bones i believed her to be a troll
@MisterCasket
@MisterCasket 2 года назад
Probably a reptilian.
@Brave_Sir_Robin
@Brave_Sir_Robin 2 года назад
No that just PROVES that she was an English teacher- they all talk like that lmao
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 2 года назад
@@torontotonto6189 a troll, or a Troll?
@volantcord2210
@volantcord2210 Год назад
If this is a simulation, I need whatever runs it to lay off the sadness meters.
@spicysaddness9049
@spicysaddness9049 Год назад
Why am I just finding JonTron…..the chicken hole gag has me wheezing
@user-tv8jb4fu4o
@user-tv8jb4fu4o 2 года назад
"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras" thank you John.
@papasweed.dispenseria5977
@papasweed.dispenseria5977 2 года назад
This was the funniest thing imo
@amorgan310
@amorgan310 2 года назад
@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 The truth? lol I think it's a little more dire than that, but hey here's to hoping we fix it
@papasweed.dispenseria5977
@papasweed.dispenseria5977 2 года назад
@@amorgan310 bruh
@photonfield
@photonfield 2 года назад
I like how people still call it a conspiracy theory when Schwab literally published a book about it and his plans. You can buy it on Amazon
@Prestorizzor
@Prestorizzor 2 года назад
@@photonfield You mean the book that is literally called "The Great Reset"? Yeah 100% conspiracy bro I mean come on, next you're telling me Alex Jones was practically right about everything...
@zeo278
@zeo278 2 года назад
Can we all rejoice to the fact that Internet historian and Jon tron both dropped bangers within a week?
@ws5273
@ws5273 2 года назад
And Michael reeves
@garymericano
@garymericano 2 года назад
@@ws5273 I had to look up who Michael Reeves is…. His content looks like doodoo. If his content isn't doodoo feel free to correct me and I will consider watching one of his videos.
@Alex-tx2uv
@Alex-tx2uv 2 года назад
@@garymericano His content is based on creating a stupid machine that does dumb and cool things, he also does something with his machine. I in my opinion would recommend his most recent vid or the surgery machine
@snuffle01
@snuffle01 2 года назад
@@garymericano he's got some strong crackhead energy, but he's fun. Surgergy robot if where I'd start. Type of guy where you end up watching every video in a 20 hour binge thinking it lasted 20 minutes
@MasterEth
@MasterEth 2 года назад
and michael reeves
@thenameless2379
@thenameless2379 9 месяцев назад
maybe AI is taking over, I think Siri was denying Jon's questions😅
@BigBoris
@BigBoris 11 месяцев назад
JonTron aggressively saying “based” is somehow the funniest thing I’ve seen today
@SonicHaXD
@SonicHaXD 2 года назад
I'm impressed how both sides keep out cringing each other XD
@DrErikNefarious
@DrErikNefarious 2 года назад
I dunno, I think the conspiracy guy wins that side when he busted out "we're in a crab controlled simulation"
@MforMovesets
@MforMovesets 2 года назад
I have the feeling when that crazy lady was asked if she wants boneless chickens or chickens with bones, she didn't mean food, but literally the animal, and was offended of the thought.
@TheChildofAuraReborn
@TheChildofAuraReborn 2 года назад
It’s like a WifeSwap episode, lol.
@reaper.-._.-._.-._.-.
@reaper.-._.-._.-._.-. 2 года назад
@@DrErikNefarious love your pfp!
@reaper.-._.-._.-._.-.
@reaper.-._.-._.-._.-. 2 года назад
What happened to kotal kahn?
@fatalbert2055
@fatalbert2055 2 года назад
This marks the second time Jon has threatened us while in an animal costume
@brendonwelsh-mccarthy9186
@brendonwelsh-mccarthy9186 2 года назад
I suspect a trend
@rycegabrielmajor9847
@rycegabrielmajor9847 2 года назад
jon is secretly a furry
@captainandrew45
@captainandrew45 2 года назад
I now have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice
@frankcharlesiii524
@frankcharlesiii524 2 года назад
@@captainandrew45 this is exactly what I thought of
@awesomeperson531
@awesomeperson531 2 года назад
Third time because he was chicken with nunchucks, a snake, and now a crab.
@SpiderandMosquito
@SpiderandMosquito Год назад
that "meat gold" bit at the beginning was too perfect. the best edit :D
@SomeTomfoolery
@SomeTomfoolery Год назад
I honestly appreciate that KFC is willing to get so creative with their advertisements. Even if it gets weird sometimes, it's very refreshing to see such a large company having fun with what they do, rather than going full corporate.
@b4nd1t9
@b4nd1t9 2 года назад
17:02 this woman is either the greatest actor on the planet or KFC decided to choose someone from actual Hogwarts to be in the show. One of the comments later says she taught English but she sounds more like she's about to teach me defense against the dark arts.
@zazi5305
@zazi5305 Год назад
Every English teacher I have ever had has given me intense theatre-kid energy.
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 Год назад
@@zazi5305Every single one of mine was divorced and two were cat ladies.
@adrianoarne-ritz249
@adrianoarne-ritz249 Год назад
Yeah, she got that McGonagall vibes
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 Год назад
@@adrianoarne-ritz249 Nah she reads more as a Professor Trelawney type.
@L.Pondera
@L.Pondera Год назад
She talks and commands presence like McGonagall, but has the fried brain of Trelawney and the beliefs akin to Lovegoods dad.
@MrMindBlow
@MrMindBlow 2 года назад
Expected conspiracy theories about KFC itself. Wasn‘t disappointed tho. You go, Jon. 🤯
@Spezt.
@Spezt. 2 года назад
wait pause... THIS IS SERIOUS, LIKE THIS VIDEO IS NOT MEANT AS A JOKE.
@MrMindBlow
@MrMindBlow 2 года назад
@@Spezt. 👀🧠
@Makujah_
@Makujah_ 2 года назад
For that you go to Food Theory
@Spezt.
@Spezt. 2 года назад
@@MrMindBlow 😢
@Spezt.
@Spezt. 2 года назад
@@Makujah_ 🤩ok thank you
@Quirary
@Quirary Год назад
it has been 5 hours on the dot now, and I am still replaying the clip of "DEFINITELY BONES!" trying not to laugh to complete my personal challenge.
@arlenevarner5539
@arlenevarner5539 Год назад
Favs 1:31 Meat Gold Is perfect description
@b00mcake
@b00mcake 2 года назад
I actually jumped out of my skin when she dropped the "DEFINITELY BONES"
@madcap3450
@madcap3450 2 года назад
And that's what she wanted so she could get at those sweet sweet bones once the skin is out of the way
@JulyTheNeon
@JulyTheNeon 2 года назад
I wonder if she crunches the bones too? I wouldnt doubt it
@sylerfleck138
@sylerfleck138 2 года назад
I love how whenever they had someone represent the non insane theory they have to find the least articulate person possible so it feels like an even argument
@spiceforspice3461
@spiceforspice3461 Год назад
I don't know who the sane one is on "flat earth vs hollow earth" lmao
@spiceforspice3461
@spiceforspice3461 Год назад
@Darryl Revok I still have no idea what hollow earth even is lmao
@FrogWalrus
@FrogWalrus Год назад
some projection on your part
@ExtraVictory
@ExtraVictory Год назад
@@spiceforspice3461 Hollow earth would be a lot more credible than flat earth lmfao. at least it still explains gravity and observations of the stars, sun and sky lol. Flat earth is just a complete mess that runs into dead ends at every turn but yet somehow still has believers
@spiceforspice3461
@spiceforspice3461 Год назад
@@ExtraVictory Ah, I really don't know anything about hollow Earth. Had no clue about what it could explain.
@HighFidelityTrumpetMan
@HighFidelityTrumpetMan Год назад
Mrs Pullman genuinely was my teacher, so this is really wild to see. She was my drama teacher and had 0 idea what she was doing. One day she fell up a set of stairs and her tooth went through her lip. We never saw her again after that but the rumour is she got sacked for not being qualified to actually teach. Wtf I think this really was a simulation.
@tokyotina
@tokyotina 9 месяцев назад
15:59 The treasure trove cover song over Jon dancing in a crab suit, really made my life complete.
@yomammalol5281
@yomammalol5281 2 года назад
john casually bringing up the world economic forum was a mental flashbang I was NOT prepared for holy shit lmfao
@damianich4824
@damianich4824 2 года назад
I can't believe how based he is
@MegadethTillDeth
@MegadethTillDeth Год назад
@@damianich4824 He got into trouble years ago for being based. There's a reason he's one of the only YTers from his time that is still legitimately hilarious. The left is unable to use humor effectively, because comedy exists in reality, and the lefts moral framework perpetuates a fractured reality that is ever changing in the name of "progress", and as such exists as a house of cards requiring mental gymnastics to navigate.
@mikelv1
@mikelv1 Год назад
It was like suddenly the stuff that you try to separate from your everyday life just walked up and said, “Hey, still exist and now it’s bad enough to be here too.”
@skaterdude7277
@skaterdude7277 Год назад
I was scrolling down here looking for someone to sit a spell and tell me wtf is the world economic forum
@mikelv1
@mikelv1 Год назад
@@skaterdude7277 So yeah. You ever see that video of George Carlin talking about “A big club, and you ain’t in it” as a joke? Well this is it. Applications go for 75 million and your first born child.
@Tralfazz74
@Tralfazz74 2 года назад
I like that the simulation guy both denounced evolution, and then used Darwinism to prove his point about crabs
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 2 года назад
Yeah I don't think he knows much about it. They probably just ask people in a kfc store if they want $20 of free chicken to debate on camera for a while.
@transorm987
@transorm987 2 года назад
Not only that...he completely misunderstood Carcinisation. It's not EVERYTHING becoming crabs, it's just crustaceans becoming a species that heavily resembles crabs. It happens, though it's not the most common thing.
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 2 года назад
@@transorm987 yeah. And even then, those crabs all have pretty major differences
@transorm987
@transorm987 2 года назад
@@jstar3382 They have the same basic shape, yet are from different families and it's just a very noteworthy example convergent evolution.
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer 2 года назад
And now you know how stupid and crazy conspiracy theorists are
@wingsandash
@wingsandash 8 месяцев назад
"FILLET (who pronounces it like that?) -- PLENTY OF SUCCULENT MEAT!!" Jon: *epic meme expression that says it all*.
@-medium
@-medium Год назад
I like the way Jon just subtly dropped a truth bomb amongst all the jokes there at 20:02☠️
@Andrew_Ryan_Says
@Andrew_Ryan_Says 2 года назад
Her: "I eat the bones too" Me (Just listening to JonTron while sketching) : "Excuse me, what?"
@varuug
@varuug 2 года назад
CALCIUM
@nicolausaguillon3659
@nicolausaguillon3659 2 года назад
Read my bone crunching lips. I. EAT. THE. BONES
@baldimerl2020
@baldimerl2020 2 года назад
🤢
@baldimerl2020
@baldimerl2020 2 года назад
🤮
@blackknight1168
@blackknight1168 2 года назад
You’d be surprised how many of us have done this lol!
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 2 года назад
I love how the simulation debate entirely consists of both sides listing off random opinions and trivia that have actually nothing to do with the topic. So why do you think we live in a simulation? "Well you see, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell..."
@Hamza-xl2sd
@Hamza-xl2sd Год назад
Imagine trying to understand a philosophical argument without philosophy. Like, its mind-boggling how they didn't realize that the people they brought forward only had preconceived opinions without any basis in logical arguments.
@Mick_92
@Mick_92 Год назад
It's adorable. It's literally just watching not-too-bright (to put it kindly) people playing to be smart people.
@summbuddie9120
@summbuddie9120 Год назад
@@Hamza-xl2sd it’s not even a philosophical idea, the universe being a simulation has no basis in any observation, it’s just an odd techbro faith. What is the functional difference between a god and a divine programmer?; absolutely zilch is the answer.
@HistoryNerd8765
@HistoryNerd8765 Год назад
@@Mick_92 It's like delving into Reddit.
@MushookieMan
@MushookieMan Год назад
It brings to mind the Piers Morgan clip on youtube called Curb your Intelligence, wherein he says to a model, "How many digits do you know the Pythagorean Theorem to?"
@decentpotatoes
@decentpotatoes Год назад
I literally was just watching the “what are ya gonna do here” clip on another vid, clicked on this one mid clip, and it resumed in the perfect spot.
@Wither2.0
@Wither2.0 Год назад
"Well there's nothing wrong with a nice pair of thighs but I'm a breast man myself" BASED
@path8134
@path8134 Год назад
“Because look at me, I can pretty much only come out of a Bethesda character creator.” is one of the most underrated insults
@cantfindneutral
@cantfindneutral 2 года назад
'They just started saying it in front of cameras' Jon out here bringing the truth to people through humor. Respect.
@ericfrehlich8800
@ericfrehlich8800 2 года назад
Mad respect. And good thing he mentions Trudeau(including 1/2 of his cabinet) first cuz that guy is destroying the economic and social fabric of Canada.
@reeee88
@reeee88 2 года назад
eat ze bugs
@brettyboi6940
@brettyboi6940 2 года назад
I TRUSTED THE PLAN 🖐🏻😩
@ImpetuouslyInsane
@ImpetuouslyInsane 2 года назад
@@ericfrehlich8800 considering the freedom convoy was happening right around the time he started filming this, it was topical at the moment.
@LabiaLicker
@LabiaLicker 2 года назад
WHO WILL LIVE IN ZE POD AND BE HAPPY.
@baneofthespliff
@baneofthespliff Год назад
I kinda like how rare Jontrons uploads are. I forget he exists and then come back a year later to a bunch of new content and then i move on again, watch other creators, then come back in a year for fresh Jontron. its that time of the Year folks!
@TheMeMeGuy2
@TheMeMeGuy2 9 месяцев назад
2/3 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon thyme 1/2 teaspoon basil 1/3 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon celery salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon dried mustard 4 teaspoons paprika 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon ground ginger 3 teaspoons white pepper The spices are mixed with 2 cups of flour.
@TheMeMeGuy2
@TheMeMeGuy2 9 месяцев назад
Don’t ask how I know this
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet
@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 8 месяцев назад
Yummy
@animalzamzam
@animalzamzam 2 года назад
I love mourning John like a Fucking widow and then him rolling back in to reclaim the estate once every few months
@beefcrevice
@beefcrevice 2 года назад
Hell of a way to put it.
@parytheplatipus
@parytheplatipus 2 года назад
he really is playing bilbo IRL in every video
@deadliestvice5356
@deadliestvice5356 Год назад
*Jon
@jayst
@jayst 2 года назад
I would have never in my wildest dreams imagined that a large fried chicken corporation would set up a debate on simulation theory between the Dragonborn and the Loathsome Bone Eater, moderated by James Cordon Blue himself.
@cabbagestand
@cabbagestand 2 года назад
The Hero of Kvatch vs Dagon the Bone Eater
@ManDogBearPig
@ManDogBearPig 2 года назад
only in a simulation that would happen
@natelax1367
@natelax1367 2 года назад
Let me taste of your voice
@Shadders2010
@Shadders2010 2 года назад
Then brought in Lady Dimitrescu
@scac94
@scac94 2 года назад
"Loathsome bone eater" got me laughing too much
@drattmixer
@drattmixer 2 месяца назад
This is great! This makes me laugh six times more than a those meme compilations that has over saturated my YT feed the last months. thx Jontron for making it a little bit better here on the internet
@dhlee4646
@dhlee4646 7 месяцев назад
The KFC strip show is something I love to share every Mother's Day. A true classic
@ianc8375
@ianc8375 2 года назад
Mrs Pullman is like the soul mate of the “succulent Chinese meal” guy.
@notapuma
@notapuma 2 года назад
Gentleman, this is Democracy, Manifest.
@skibooski6884
@skibooski6884 2 года назад
@@notapuma I see you know you’re judo well
@thissitesucks905
@thissitesucks905 2 года назад
she sounds like the Administrator from TF2
@thebananamelon5065
@thebananamelon5065 2 года назад
S U C C U L E N T M E A T
@OkraPlutonium
@OkraPlutonium 2 года назад
And you there, are you ready to rrrecieve my limp paynuhs???
@Dobcool
@Dobcool 2 года назад
18:32 is amazing. She looks like she didn't realize that she was on a show made by KFC and is confused by the question for a second. Then she comes out with the "definitely bones"
@scac94
@scac94 2 года назад
Well she doesn't seem all there tbh
@Dobcool
@Dobcool 2 года назад
Tbh everything after that point is amazing. The fact she looks so taken aback at every question and interaction during this entire "interview"
@broccoliface4501
@broccoliface4501 2 года назад
@@scac94 Non-simulation believing "people" usually aren't all there tbh
@torontotonto6189
@torontotonto6189 2 года назад
this is what brainwash looks like
@joemedlen2924
@joemedlen2924 9 месяцев назад
I have eaten a chicken bone before, not the best recommendation but it is possible. The marrow inside can absorb some flavor and that's mainly what people are after when eating the bones, but they can be very drying
@alexjeremiah8915
@alexjeremiah8915 Год назад
Jontron has probably sold more KFC chicken with this video than all those conspiracy videos combined.
@epicsaxguy2924
@epicsaxguy2924 2 года назад
This whole video is just, "Nice argument, back it up with a source," "My source is I made it the fuck up."
@travistaylor9635
@travistaylor9635 2 года назад
No genius the source is "They just started to say it publicly in front of cameras."
@epicsaxguy2924
@epicsaxguy2924 2 года назад
@@travistaylor9635 you know what, tru dat, tru dat
@gravemind883
@gravemind883 2 года назад
"All this murder and you still aren't *_b a s e d"_*
@couchpotato9035
@couchpotato9035 2 года назад
The fact JonTron woke up and wrote a script for a video titled “down the chicken hole”
@StonerWaifu
@StonerWaifu 2 года назад
Sounds like we'll diving straight down Jon's gullet, Magic School Bus style.
@worldenddominator8865
@worldenddominator8865 2 года назад
And that was the rewrite. It's better than the first draft title "Down the Cloaca."
@bubblepopva
@bubblepopva 3 месяца назад
It’s funny. The simulation theory only started due to the Matrix movies. Before that, it was the dream theory, and THAT theory came about when we all thought the sun revolved around the Earth. All these theories can be debunked so quickly by science that I don’t see how the hell it became a theory at all. 💀😭
@themagikconk
@themagikconk Год назад
I like how he's actually correct about the crabs. Multiple different animals have evolved in to what is basically a crab
@LordoftheNightWolves
@LordoftheNightWolves 2 года назад
JonTron dressing up as an animal and asking "what are you going to do?" Has become my favorite joke
@romanthompson4836
@romanthompson4836 2 года назад
We need a compilation of all the times
@TestTest-hh5mp
@TestTest-hh5mp 2 года назад
The fact that Jon showed his audience the World Economic Forum is nothing short of amazing
@Dee_Snutz69
@Dee_Snutz69 2 года назад
Jon is quickly becoming more and more based
@TestTest-hh5mp
@TestTest-hh5mp 2 года назад
@@Dee_Snutz69 definitely happened during/after the pandemic
@SomberSora
@SomberSora 2 года назад
@@Dee_Snutz69 Jon has always been based, he’s just been forced to hide it because of the type of audience he has.
@samuelprince4719
@samuelprince4719 2 года назад
Jon: "I'm woke to this."
@holysecret2
@holysecret2 2 года назад
@@TestTest-hh5mp Hasn't he always been more on the edgy side? I remember some controversies he was in a few years back over some things he said.
@wiledman2430
@wiledman2430 9 месяцев назад
5:28 i was in the middle of pissing almost made a big mess
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