Dr. Oz Wants Local Officials In Charge Of Abortions | Another Herschel Walker Abortion Scandal

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Dr. Oz took a peculiar stance on abortion right during his debate against John Fetterman in Pennsylvania last night, and another woman has shared her story of a secret relationship with Herschel Walker. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@rmendoza720 Год назад

Damn if the library upsets her this much wait till she finds out about the internet!

@sharonmullins1957 Год назад

Haahahahahaha!

@terwillagermcghee4148 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cbeaucrawford Год назад

Wait till she reads the Bible. Lot would be in jail today.

@ntandosekay Год назад

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

@emilyfeagin2673 Год назад

Good point I’m sure the young people today are better educated than Tooter Dicksone

@lisamcintyre9832 Год назад

I am going to call my mayor’s office, alderman and congressional rep every day and ask them what I should do about my hemorrhoids, or maybe my menopause, or my upset stomach, just to piss them off. After all, they want to be part of my health care.

@ThisIS_Insane Год назад

I think we ALL should be doing that, too!

@jb888888888 Год назад

She forgot to say that the gentleman was a "big guy" and came to her "with tears in his eyes" and said "Sir..."

@victoriabaker4400 Год назад

And that the guy hasn't cried since kindergarten... that was always such a touching detail.

@ryanelliott6706 Год назад

There is literally a video of a Yemanese father at a school board meeting saying exactly what was said to Whitmer 😂

@laurentsaint-laurent3659 Год назад

Andthat his kid is seventeen years old..

@kittyfrog0 Год назад

I worked with one of my “local political leaders” before he joined our local committees. He is 1. Not a doctor 2. Almost cost me a job because he didn’t know how to do his. I AM a doctor and would never want this guy making health decisions FOR ME!

@heyheytaytay Год назад

"Yes ma'am you could have an abortion but the city sanitarian supervisor has decided against it"

@ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад

lol

@karltodd7313 Год назад

Oz has the smirk you wanna just punch!!

@maribelcaudillo258 Год назад

agree! thanks God he is far far away from me!

@hopeemch Год назад

Ain't it the truth!

@drewtremble2838 Год назад

That’s Senator Oz to you, fruitcake

@sharonmullins1957 Год назад

He is a psycho. Not all doctors graduate at the top of their class; and not all are sane.

@teresaallen5153 Год назад

The funny thing is , down here in the Virgin Islands, we say Good Night as a greeting so it didn't sound odd to me. Perspective matters.

@paulhanney1960 Год назад

Odd- all the years I’ve taught at an elementary school, the only time parents came into our school library was during school events.

@ge2719 Год назад

i guess they assumed you weren't trying to fill their kids with bs. but now they know better.

@errgag3580 Год назад

Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

It was dodgeball, but he didn't get the concept.

@tomcostello8220 Год назад

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball......

@richardreynolds6398 Год назад

Special Football Operation

@Paula-ps1vi Год назад

😂😂😂🤣

@thomasjohn6041 Год назад

Porky pig stutterer denies he’s against fracking. 😅

@tylerkochman1007 Год назад

Cast my ballot today. Was in line behind Wisconsin U.S. Senator Tammy Baldwin. And guess what? My vote counts equally to her vote (or that of Wisconsin’s other current senator). Go out, vote, and get your friends to! My work isn’t done. I’m planning to volunteer this weekend to knock doors!

@question_it_701 Год назад

Fetterman is mentally retarded with an IQ of around 76. But those limitations are not a reason to not vote for him!

@letitbeenow Год назад

Thank you for your service in getting voters out to vote! 🗳

@CloudsGirl7 Год назад

I'm sure you'll get some people going "Oh thank goodness! I thought you might be someone trying to tell me 'the good news'."

@ntandosekay Год назад

Thank you for your excellent service 👏

@question_it_701 Год назад

@@ntandosekay you're welcome

@TheLastChickenWing Год назад

as a stroke victim, as a pennsylvanian, as a woman, as a mother, and a fellow animal rescue supporter, I GAVE FETTERMAN MY VOTE!

@1SG1956 Год назад

Wow, let me get this straight...as a teenager I drove around the country roads shooting feral cats so they wouldn't kill the quail and rabbits. Does that make me a population management expert? Actually, if I hit them just right they's jump about three feet into the air and land on their sides with their little legs running in the air at 100 MPH. Oh, BTW...as a retire soldier I suffered 2 traumatic brain injuries. What does that have to do with anything?

@jameshets6780 Год назад

Fetterman should run for president in 2024

@lizardog Год назад

@@1SG1956 Fetterman 2024 What does your comment have to do with anything? To judge by your words, you're a closet sadist and most likely a sociopath. Have a better day "retire" soldier.

@1SG1956 Год назад

@@lizardog 😘. It’s called parallelism.

@1SG1956 Год назад

@@lizardog Silly girl...one must be able to see past one's nose. 🎓

@GeckoHiker Год назад

Let me get this straight. If I'm having a life-threatening miscarriage I'll need to apply for an emergency permit from code enforcement? Seems legit. Of course, I never ask for permission, so...take that mr local official.

@lynnebucher6537 Год назад

Brilliant repartee!

@ThisIS_Insane Год назад

If we were truly free, we wouldn't need to beg the govt to let us do anything. Free range humans living on a tax farm.

@ryanelliott6706 Год назад

Democrat conspiracy #173 republicans care about your miscarriage

@GeckoHiker Год назад

@@ryanelliott6706 Yes, Repugnants care to criminalize my miscarriage. Or maybe I'll just get a get well card if I survive.

@ryanelliott6706 Год назад

@@GeckoHiker spreading disinformation. Love it. Miscarriage has no intent to kill. Abortion does. Read a book.

@tubaishansol Год назад

Let me fix that H. Walker headline, "Herschel Walker drove reluctant girlfriend to abortion clinic" also "H. Walker claims bitches be lying"

@Tao_Tology Год назад

Is that reluctant to go or reluctant to be his girlfriend?

@Ketsuekisan Год назад

@@Tao_Tology Yes.

@sweett2185 Год назад

@Alam natural 👈Last Fart

@coltonblake13 Год назад

Also dems We support all abortions except when it helps our campaign

@jeffryphillipsburns Год назад

@@coltonblake13 Are you really that dense? Walker’s critics (Democrat, Independent, or Republican) are complaining about the hypocrisy, not the abortion.

@Leonaza7 Год назад

So, according to Dr. Oz, my local township board member would be in charge of deciding a woman’s reproductive rights. Thanks for the heads up. Not happening.

@nekonatauzanto1758 Год назад

States rights?

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

If that doesn't make people vote for Fetterman, nothing will!

@user-di6cn2ne7u Год назад

@@nekonatauzanto1758 Americans have a federal government for a reason. Some things should be federally protected.

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Год назад

Fight hard. You deserve your rights.

@danielgehring7437 Год назад

@@nekonatauzanto1758 Glad you mentioned states rights, actually. Tell me, how is it a state's right for Texas to make it illegal to get an abortion in California, just because the person getting it is a citizen of Texas?

@taylordiamond Год назад

The monologue: Gold. The bands reactions to the monologue: Priceless.

@victoriabaker4400 Год назад

Yeah, I'm enjoying that.

@rf200774 Год назад

"Life begins at...SQUIRREL!" Had me rolling 😆😆

@brandondavidson4085 Год назад

Oh wonderful, Tudor Dixon pulling a card straight from the 45's playbook. "This man, big strong man, came up to me. Tears in his eyes, he came up to me and said. I'll tell you what he said, it was unbelievable. Big strong man, crying like a baby. He said"

@robvangessel3766 Год назад

I wonder how those women feel when Walker pretends not to know them or what they're talking about.

@billythekidder7182 Год назад

He’s not pretending. He has actual brain damage.

@grandmanutty8904 Год назад

Sounds like trump

@robvangessel3766 Год назад

@@billythekidder7182 Concussions. We have enough brain damage cases in Congress with QAnon. We don't need fucked-up, know-nothing football players in there joining that chorus of meth heads.

@marcpeterson1092 Год назад

Probably the same as every other day. Seems like he is not involved in any of their lives.

@robvangessel3766 Год назад

@@grandmanutty8904 Or Brett Kavanaugh.

@markendicott6874 Год назад

Oz will presumably be perfectly ok with a bunch of "Local Officials" in the room when his next colonoscopy goes looking in vain for his brain.

@minxiv7 Год назад

Why are these nonsensical arguments happening in the states?! If you don’t want your kid to read a book, then parent and take the book back. Banning books is ridiculous.

@robvangessel3766 Год назад

Walker says, "I'm finished with this nonsense." Nope. We don't think y'are! And neither do those women you're dissing.

@edwardallenthree Год назад

It really is sad that that honestly is the truth. He really is done with all of those children that he fathered. It's really freaking awful!

@herschelwalkersabortion6455 Год назад

He’s gonna go back to being a part time cop and a full time blockhead.

@memkiii Год назад

@@edwardallenthree I think the abortions that he paid for, rather than the children he fathered is going to be the issue there. Especially considering the ticket he is running on. But then again, MAGA, so who knows.

@vinsanity40k Год назад

yeah the voters will decide when they're done with it 😄

@justincase4254 Год назад

Will my Mickey Mouse club badge carry the same authority what a clown

@moone50 Год назад

To be honest, the bar for electibility really isn't that high in Georgia...They keep sending the guy who thinks the island of Guam will 'tip over' if too many planes land at the airport.

@rhmayer1 Год назад

Hah! That's funny. Thanks.

@swing8 Год назад

Hey now. Them B-29s heavy AF

@ThisIS_Insane Год назад

We are about to elect Sarah Huckabee whats-her-name to Governor. Does being the press secretary (for a hot minute) in the white house qualify you to be Gov. of a state? I'm just sayin', there's BS and hypocrisy everywhere we turn, literally. Political bar is set pretty low in Arkansas too, I fear.

@DeGrate-bb5bo Год назад

A Civil Rights icon years ago said something that applies to Fetterman vs Oz: When it comes to justice, better a slow speaker than a fast talker.

@Studeb Год назад

Hallmark's "Herschel Walker is sorry about you having to abort his child"-section is its most profitable.

@tomcostello8220 Год назад

I was told by my doctor that I needed a hernia operation. On the day of the procedure there was me, the anesthesiologist, the local city planner, the assisting nurse, the vice-mayor, and we were able after rearranging the furniture to squeeze in the surgeon. MAGA666

@coltonblake13 Год назад

Maga666? Is that Reagan or bill clintons maga? I dont remember maga Democrats being a thing. As if trump was the first to use the slogan. Biden over here using a slogan no less then 6 world leaders including canada used.

@coltonblake13 Год назад

I didnt realize yoir hernia had its own unique human genetic code, thatd grow into a child, but thats good to know your local government cares

@jandrews6254 Год назад

@@coltonblake13 has your ten year old daughter been raped and impregnated? Abortion doesnt just apply to getting rid of the pregnancy of your mistress but I guess you already know that and are just bolstering your own agenda. ,

@edwardallenthree Год назад

I always invite "Local Political Leaders" to my doctors appointments.

@misssilly6838 Год назад

Edward Allen this is spot on!! Thank you for making me laugh. :)

@fernmiranda Год назад

😂😂😂

@kingjamos2422 Год назад

Same, but for some reason they stopped accepting my calls after my colonoscopy.

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

@@kingjamos2422 🤣🤣🤣

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

Maybe everyone should start!

@karenquehl6869 Год назад

Stephen you make my night! I’m Canadian and hope democracy lives on in the US!

@mindyenglish5305 Год назад

Canada is looking better and better every day. My son keeps urging us to move there, because all he's ever known about politics is the current situation. He doesn't understand yet how the government changes, in cycles, over the years. We're not ready to desert just yet. But we're watching Canada with nostalgia, and a bit of jealousy. 💜💜

@karenquehl6869 Год назад

@@mindyenglish5305 I’m leaving today for Seattle. My son and family have lived there 5 years now. Before Covid I visited a number of times. Fantastic city. I have travelled to many places in the US. Politics around the world is becoming more dangerously extreme. Stay safe. We are allies. 🇨🇦

@napoleonibonaparte7198 Год назад

Undecideds are really just weighing the value of democracy in their lives. When it’s too late, only then will they realise it.

@joannek6267 Год назад

Yes, at the time of the debate, half of PA voters had already voted by mail so that cake is already baked, Mr. Oz.

@erichancock6815 Год назад

while true, we did fight to enact & defend it before. I'm sure we could again if need be. The far right keeps pushing for cultist fascism over true democracy they may just get the civil war they've been wanting & also learn that other valuable life lesson: be careful what you wish for.

@tylerkochman1007 Год назад

If what Tudor Dixon said had actually happened, how much do you want to bet that it was a middle or high school and the offending book was an anatomy/health textbook???

@sharonmullins1957 Год назад

This excuse for a woman and her billion dollar supporter DeVos are disgusting.

@JLee-rt6ve Год назад

Tudor? What an appropriate name. Straight from the Middle Ages.

@nancychandler3673 Год назад

No doubt.

@js2010ish Год назад

And why is she rectangular 😅

@patriciamarino1026 Год назад

You mean former-erotic-horror-movie-actress-turned-GOP-candidate Tudor Dixon.

@tracychristenson177 Год назад

Admittedly, I've sometimes automatically said weird things just because I was on mental autopilot and wasn't concentrating on the situation. I called someone "Sweetie" once because I had been talking to my dog the entire day, and I call her that. I've also occasionally trotted out phrases from my customer service days (like "thanks, you too") when they didn't quite fit, and if there are any other Catholics out there, have you also had the urge to say "and also with you" at weird moments? What I'm saying is that, yes, Fetterman has had a stroke and that contributes to the problem, but quite a lot of people who haven't had strokes do the same thing from time to time. Some also go on weird rants about low-flow toilets and make up words like "covfefe", if you see what I mean.

@sweett2185 Год назад

I received a call today about our churches participating in Trunk or Treat. I was calling someone else and I said we are going to have Trunk or Treat for Christmas. What the hell was I thinking.

@jeffryphillipsburns Год назад

I used to work as a clerk in a hotel where I would have to answer the phone by saying, “Acme Inn, may I help you?” I got so in the habit that once I actually answered my home phone this way.

@krejados1 Год назад

I was on the phone with tech support, troubleshooting a major piece of equipment. At one point, batting potential solutions back and forth, I said "Erroneous inclusion. Disregard." I was in full diagnostic mode, right? I snapped out of it when dude laughed at me, asking "Who talks like that?" Sigh! Apparently, I do.

@deadphishcheesespread Год назад

Maybe you're having a stroke.

@chrissiek8706 Год назад

@@sweett2185 not a bad idea, just a bit cold 😅

@jcoopes5604 Год назад

Don’t pay attention to the polls, just go vote like democracy depends on it, because it does! We don’t want politicians in our doctor rooms!

@matlight9593 Год назад

Walker, Oz, Kari Blake, Grassley, the list of horrors is unbelievable

@clairebear1808 Год назад

Grassley pushing 90

@clairebear1808 Год назад

No wonder we’re all messed up. Oh the dems have antiques too.

@clairebear1808 Год назад

Is it wrong to expect better? JS

@tonylupone1157 Год назад

Big shout out to all the Brave Women of KANSAS who voted blue and told all their MAGAT friends the voted Blue

@coltonblake13 Год назад

Did they vote blue? I didnt realize they had an election. Thought they just voted on abortion like herschel, like the supreme court said they should

@WalterPetrovic Год назад

"Good night" doesn't necessarily have to be a departing statement.

@preciousbeautyj1043 Год назад

Exactly.

@kyliepechler Год назад

That's right. It's like when you meet someone at night you can say "Good evening".

@notsure1969 Год назад

He probably meant to say good evening. It's an honest mistake.

@bokani79 Год назад

Exactly. Sometimes the late night show writers are just plain rude.

@sweett2185 Год назад

@@kyliepechler That was his intention. He mixed up words.

@afrodesiac8064 Год назад

'I went to the Democrats.' What? 😆 Are these books she speaks of also known as Health textbooks?

@silentjay01 Год назад

I never considered Herschel Walker as a suspect in the JFK assassination but now that he has flat out said he DIDN'T have anything to do with it and considering that pretty much everything else this man has said on the campaign trail has been a lie, I have to rethink some of my theories about what happened that day.

@shaylagogobean417 Год назад

😂 what’s wrong with him? Nobody was checking for him for that but you’re right he did it.😅

@silentjay01 Год назад

@Shaylagogo Bean What's Wrong? About 20 too many hits to the head is What's Wrong.

@andrewkohler3707 Год назад

I read in a book by Kingsley Amis that "Good night" is used as a greeting in James Joyce. "Good morning," "Good afternoon," "Good evening," and "Good day" can be salutations or valedictions, so I say we normalize making "Good night" the same. Thank you to Mr. Fetterman for his service.

@marcpeterson1092 Год назад

Ok, come on. That's just an excuse. I am no fan of Oz, but Fetterman concerns me. I am glad I don't live there, so I don't have to choose.

@andrewkohler3707 Год назад

I've actually thought "Good night" should be usable as a greeting for many years. I grant that Fetterman did in fact make a slip up, as Stephen suggested, but I wouldn't say it's disqualifying. From what little I've seen of him, he's clearly not a complete depraved mess in the vein of Herschel Walker.

@andrewkohler3707 Год назад

P. S. Because of our abjectly dysfunctional system, there is really no choice but to vote for Democrats unless you're okay with the party of Christian Nationalism and violating the 14th Amendment §3 taking over.

@edwardallenthree Год назад

@@marcpeterson1092 it's okay to be concerned, but it's not okay to vote for Oz. It's okay to worry about friends, and it's even okay to question if they're right for the job. It's not okay to give the job to an abject moron, a con artist, or, shorter, any Republican.

@sweett2185 Год назад

@@andrewkohler3707 we have good day. Why not goodnight? People need to broaden their horizons and learn greetings in other languages. That would blow their mind.

@_Opal_Miner_ Год назад

Local grassroots abortion control is an excellent idea. Why not take it ever further and just let each individual woman decide.

@Mark_Brooks Год назад

Perfect.

@jeanpierreviergever1417 Год назад

I don’t think any republican MAGA male would allow a woman any choice at all. At least not without their local representatives..

@johannpopper1493 Год назад

Local grassroots gun control is an excellent idea. Why not take it ever further and just let each individual person decide.

@yusefkhan1752 Год назад

LOL!

@clintmash245 Год назад

@@johannpopper1493 That's approximately what we do ....

@michaelschweigart3517 Год назад

Poor Hershel Walker, having to carry all those lies alone

@oonegro82 Год назад

As a cat owner myself, I can relate and fully understand the quip about a cat swallowing Christmas tinsel, and it working itself out....🤔 Classic hilariousness right there indubitably🧐

@gregorybrand8746 Год назад

Ten likes for working indubitably into your comment.

@eric2500 Год назад

Really? Because it can be a major veterinary issue needing surgery. Not that funny.

@mycosys Год назад

There was a book in my High school library that did teach me how to have sex, but it wasnt in the fiction aisles. Its Everywoman, by Derek Llewellyn-Jones, an Obstetrics professor. Its a biology text, it has sold in the millions, and it should be compulsory reading for every young adult, male or female or otherwise.

@danielgehring7437 Год назад

You do gotta love how the GOP doesn't want people to get abortions, OR let people learn how to prevent them.

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

I brought that book when I was pregnant then used it to teach my daughters about their bodies and what happens to girls during puberty and on. It's a fantastic, well written, informative book.

@Tao_Tology Год назад

@@danielgehring7437 100% If they were being logical (yes, I know) about this and really wanted to help prevent abortions they would * increase * funding for Planned Parenthood.

@richardreynolds6398 Год назад

Somehow I see the storks being behind this.

@Mark_Brooks Год назад

The Republican's culture of life ends at birth.

@GoGreen1977 Год назад

I'm an American who has been in Spain for the past 6 weeks. I found out that here in Spain, where, not only is abortion legal, 16 year old girls and older can seek abortions without the consent of their parents. Spain is considered by many to be a "Catholic" country. But the rights of women are respected and protected.

@JohnDoe-sd7un Год назад

So you think that doing medical procedures on children is fine without parental consent?

@jasonw7521 Год назад

Yup, America is currently experiencing a bit of a Conservative problem over here. They've gone straight crazy

@josecolon2717 Год назад

Why would the Spanish be anything but chill, we conquered the world, I think we have done enough to warrant a retirement.

@jasonw7521 Год назад

@@JohnDoe-sd7un ... uuhh, yeah. The age of consent is 13 in Japan. 16 or under in most developed countries. Biologically, women are adults at this point. 16 is not a child. Conservatives just seem to be backwards, and bat sh!t crazy.

@ernestcruz6316 Год назад

Big difference, GoGreen1977 - in Spain the conservative wing of their government wasn't bought off by Southern Christian special interest groups that want to ensure that women can't get an abortion under any circumstances whatsoever.

@gus.smedstad Год назад

When someone starts telling lies about imaginary conversations concerning children’s books that don’t exist, that’s a tacit admission that they don’t have a convincing argument for electing them.

@lizardog Год назад

Trumpublicans don't have platforms or issues; all they have is "showmanship" like their dancing bear idol Trump.

@Poopoopookens Год назад

Khalil Othman is the name of the person she had the conversation with. The conversation she’s referring to took place at a recent rally that he attended. Othman has voted democrat for the last decade.

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад

*Am I the only one that thinks it is horrifying for DOCTOR Oz from New Jersey - running to be a senator for Pennsylvania - is MOCKING Fetterman's health issue?*

@johnpurchase8946 Год назад

Not mocking. Pointing out obvious limitations and cognitive damage after suffering a severe stroke. This man should be in recovery, not stumping for democrats for a senate seat. It is an insult to all the people of PA. And the people propping him up as a viable candidate, to be a rubber stamp for Biden, are just sick. He will only do harm to the people of PA. Being a US Senator is serious business, not a side show.

@johnnyblaze9585 Год назад

not mocking. clearing Fetterman isnt the man for the job. You are a Dr? more like DR bullshit

@sosayweall_jpg Год назад

@@johnpurchase8946 he mocked.

@mistress.villaina7591 Год назад

@@johnpurchase8946 what about Oz's obvious limitations in giving a shit about anything except himself?

@franksinatra1977 Год назад

and you think having a brain damaged Brandon as acting President is good? being a libtard is no excuse for you being oblivious to the obvious. the health, especially their mental health, should be primary in anybody's consideration of a candidate. Fetterman is not mentally fit to run himself. Much less to be a senator and make decisions regarding this country.

@conradfrost3468 Год назад

I'm due for a colonoscopy soon. I'd like to have my local political leader in the room.

@Krampus360 Год назад

😄😄

@commonsense571 Год назад

😂😂

@atonyathehun6639 Год назад

thats funny & i loved it!!!!

@jayluck8047 Год назад

Commissioner of Drainage and Sewage?

@kingjamos2422 Год назад

Dammit, I should have read down further before I made a similar joke! lol

@jakep9610 Год назад

Q: "Where does Herschel Walker stand on abortion?" A: ”Third in line at CVS to checkout a get well card.”

@teresastillabower8361 Год назад

😅🤣😂

@almondnuts5187 Год назад

Gotcha! Walker, not you.

@misssilly6838 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@suzanne9150 Год назад

Somebody needs to tell him to pick up some condoms while getting Get Well cards.

@keithquirk9823 Год назад

“I was a sheriff, but I didn’t shoot a Kennedy.” -Herschel Walker, 2022

@lizardog Год назад

under-rated comment

@iamwell5654 Год назад

So Gretchen’s opponent thinks kids are more scared of books than guns.

@erichancock6815 Год назад

I'd say there is as much evidence that they 'think' as there is that 2020 was 'stolen'. As a Michigander, I feel I must apologize for the bottom of the barrel from which the 'Christian' far-right are dredging up 'candidates'. As they & those who support them continue to prove, you just can't fix stupid & due to anti-abortion legislation, you can't cull it from the herd either. Darwin mourns humanity.

@SuperSpidey313 Год назад

I'm scared she could win

@erichancock6815 Год назад

@@SuperSpidey313 considering their playbook, they won't accept any outcome but victory or the election was 'ROBBED' & we've already had armed protests at the state capital just over COVID.

@lizardog Год назад

@@un-pankoed It's pity that American children are kept in ignorance.

@mmcdade6224 Год назад

Moron

@IsoscelesKramer Год назад

Whenever I see Herschel Wanker speak, I'm reminded of LBJ's line about Gerald Ford: "I think he played football one too many times without a helmet!"

@suzanne9150 Год назад

Hershel seems to be having sex one to many times without a condom. Stacking up dead fetuses like cord wood. How many more are staying silent?

@coltonblake13 Год назад

Haha so abortions wrong?

@ThisIS_Insane Год назад

What was LBJ using as his excuse for being such a clown.

@alansmitheejr. Год назад

Walker pays off his pregnant girlfriends with too many deposits and not enough withdrawals.

@lkaiser4310 Год назад

The man came out today and said that Yes, he did tell her that! So, Colbert, you were wrong again!

@newmoon766 Год назад

When I was eight, my eleven year old sister asked our mom about the whole baby thing. My mom's very clinical, albeit technically accurate, description left me wondering for years after that, "How does that happen by accident?" 🤔🤨🤭

@DeGrate-bb5bo Год назад

Pregnancy can happen by accident because birth control methods can fail; pregnancy can also happen through sexual assault.

@newmoon766 Год назад

@@DeGrate-bb5bo Hey sweetie. I'm now a post-menopausal 63 year old, and am fully versed in how women get pregnant unintentionally. Read Trevor Noah's book, "Born a Crime", in which he talks about how his mom got pregnant even though she had had her tubes tied. (That part is just a paragraph or so. It's a great read.) I envisioned accidentally ... falling together while you're asleep? Huh? I was eight. :D

@ge2719 Год назад

@@DeGrate-bb5bo thats still not an accident. if you put a penis in a vagina pregnancy can be the result. if you bet on the lottery you might win, its not an accident if you do win.

@augustrempelewert4377 Год назад

Only one thing in this monologue surprised me: Herschel Walker competed in the Olympics in France and ISN'T advertising that fact as evidence that he has experience in foreign affairs.

@jenniferhart559 Год назад

He might have forgotten about his time in the Olympics 😵‍💫

@JLee-rt6ve Год назад

Shhh! He's a CIA agent [holds up secret decoder ring] who was assigned to spy on the French.

@DuckReach432 Год назад

I'm worried about his claim he didn't kill JFK. I'm expecting the assassin to be arrested soon, in possession of receipts, saying "for killing JFK, H. Walker."

@signingcharity Год назад

Don’t give him any ideas!!

@TheNo1pencil Год назад

Okay, I wasn't sure if that was real or not given all the other things he has claimed to have donw

@Starchild42 Год назад

What books are they talking about??? If there's smut, I wanna read!!!! I don't remember reading these books... I remember reading, "1984"which was a foreshadow of "2016" Dracula, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird were some of my fave books that we didn't burn!!!

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

One of my favorite books were the Harry Potter series. Ain't no butt stuff going on at Hogwarts!

@aaropajari7058 Год назад

@@couragekarnga8735 If it was an English boarding school, there was.

@danielgehring7437 Год назад

Judging from her stance on book bans, I'm guessing the one she was talking about was Fahrenheit 451.

@dominicdeyanker2185 Год назад

Tudor's lawsuit against Colbert is gonna be great!! LOL

@terrycaron Год назад

Herschel Walker makes me feel like Im crushing life

@notsure1969 Год назад

For being a cop, Herschel Walker doesn't seem to know too much about protection.

@maxvosper9420 Год назад

😆🤣😆

@akamba12 Год назад

Neither do cops...

@edwardallenthree Год назад

@@akamba12 he really walked into that one didn't he!?

@disastermaster1413 Год назад

@@akamba12 wooosh!

@janmay7961 Год назад

Thanks for the laugh 🙏👍🏽😂😂😂

@blt8913 Год назад

All I can say about Dr. Oz is "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." I hope the people of Pennsylvania will see him for who he really is and vote for John Fetterman.

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

I'd take a drunk giraffe over Dr. freaking Oz!

@RedRoadWoman7 Год назад

😄😄

@privatenunyabusiness2427 Год назад

Well that just sums up the intelligence of America. We don't want to elect a conservative so we'll elect a barely functioning stroke victim who can sit there and do basket weaving in his office all day. Bunch of f****** idiots

@privatenunyabusiness2427 Год назад

How is the show still on the air this guy is a complete waste of flesh

@dudleyburleson8668 Год назад

So you idiots dont mention that Fetterman literally can't talk? Are we all supposed to pretend he's fine just like Biden with you morons? Are we gonna be called Ableists for pointing it out? Lol.

@jeffhogue9953 Год назад

Praise the good Lord for Stephen Colbert. ❤

@TheEvertw Год назад

Whenever a man wants to obtain a position of power over vulnerable women, I get worried. That is a huge red flag.

@markoveli5613 Год назад

What do you mean?

@missmustache4207 Год назад

She’s worried about the school library, has she seen the internet

@kyliepechler Год назад

This!

@kimberlycornelius7911 Год назад

My local politician didn't graduate from high school you want them making your life choices

@ThisIS_Insane Год назад

The ones with degrees ain't doin' such a hot job of, right now, either. 😂🤣😅😁

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Год назад

Some ironically will answer yes. That's the scary part.

@mariegarside8830 Год назад

Medical decisions should be between medical professions and patients.

@grandmanutty8904 Год назад

Bobert

@stefanhoimes Год назад

I'm lucky my local politicians aren't completely terrible most of the time.. but I'd still rather respect/vote for them from a distance and not have any of them in my doctor's office. Well, unless it's Brian Sims welcoming a bunch of bigots to Philly outside of Planned Parenthood in the Gayborhood. He gets one of the rare passes because he technically shielded people accessing medical care from others' life decisions to be jerkoffs at a medical facility and that level of representing people is pretty amazing. Even then, I'd rather him (and anyone else) not in my doctor's office making medical decisions for me.

@whynottoday7304 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣 The FREEP is calling you out for being a liar.

@BrandonPenson Год назад

"If You Give a Mouse Some Nookie"... 😆 Also, when I saw pictures of Gretchen Whitmer and Tudor Dixon side by side the other day, my first thought was, "Wow! They look identical!"

@jmtrinianimates8123 Год назад

In Trinidad and Tobago everyone says good night as a form of greeting when they walk into a room with other people once it's after 6pm or so.

@preciousbeautyj1043 Год назад

In the entire West Indies, England and some parts of Europe also. It a greeting not a goodbye.

@coltonblake13 Год назад

We do in America as well. Usually "good evening", but his tone was wayy off

@Predaking4ever Год назад

Stroke survivor is a thousand times better than a Trumper.

@suzanne9150 Год назад

3 SERVING SENATORS HAD STROKES THIS YEAR, TOOK TIME OFF AND ARE NOW BACK TO WORK AND ARE FINE. WHY ISN'T MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THAT? NO DIFFERENT THAN FETTERMAN.

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад

@@suzanne9150 You didn't have to scream it, but yeah. The people going against Fetterman just because he survived a stroke are talking out their asses.

@jeremybenoit759 Год назад

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 nobody is going against him because he survived a stoke, they go against him because even before that he was a shit politician.

@pummer Год назад

@@jeremybenoit759 at least he’s actually from PA unlike Oz the Turk

@edwardallenthree Год назад

@@jeremybenoit759 I'm trying to understand what you mean by that. Are you really saying that someone's skills as a politician are your number one qualifications for them? It's not unfair, but it is a little Machiavellian. I don't think you mean he's a s*** politician. I think you mean you disagree with what he says, which makes you, in my opinion, a s*** person.

@bobdolesghost2406 Год назад

Imagine being so stuck to your party that both of these fools made it to the ballot.

@recole374 Год назад

Anyone who votes for a republican at this point has lost their little mind.

@christopherhayes5309 Год назад

Apparently you don't realize just how pathetic this country is in ,past two years,1 failure after another! It's pathetic just how pathetic it is

@randyparker8590 Год назад

Maybe you oughta turn off your television throw your psych meds away an check out what it's like outside

@jarrettrandy11 Год назад

Everyone is so worried about Fetterman and his fitness. Meanwhile, no one says shit about 89 year old (63 in congress) fucking Chuck Grassley running for another 6 years as US Senator.

@bobapbob5812 Год назад

And Grassley has said that states can override federal law

@peachesandpoets Год назад

Good God 😂

@Tao_Tology Год назад

You certainly won't get ageing Biden commenting.

@misssilly6838 Год назад

The old boy is half deaf and blind, and most times doesn't know where he is. VOTE GRASSLEY OUT

@gamepapa1211 Год назад

That's just the Republican M.O.: everyone on the other team is bad until one of those folks is in your team. Hypocrisy is their brand, and cruelty is their point.

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

So all women with a Republican representative need to start ringing EVERYTIME they go to the Dr to ask their advice. " Hi Representative....... I want your advice on if I should have my ingrown toenail/ appendix/ blood pressure/ etc etc etc treated by the Doctor" tie up their phonelines!

@brightonbabe2139 Год назад

What a delicious thought! Women, why don't you start that campaign now and tie up their mobile phones with calls, messages and txts.

@coltonblake13 Год назад

Yup, toenails, blood pressure... same thing as a unique human dna sequence

@johnpurchase8946 Год назад

ya. That's exactly what is gonna happen.

@lynnebucher6537 Год назад

@@coltonblake13 keep your dna to yourself and you'll have nothing to worry about.

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

@@coltonblake13 No they aren't but the interference in someones private life is! What's next, will they ban vasectomies? Tubal ligations? The Pill? Condoms? Who exactly is going to care for these unwanted children? Can your foster system cope?

@ziziroberts8041 Год назад

Vote your conscience, and tell your friends and family whatever you need to tell them to stay strong until the next election. And the next. And the next.

@jb888888888 Год назад

If you think about it, "good night" is virtually identical to "good evening" in meaning; except that we use "good evening" for both hello and goodbye, but "good night" only as goodbye.

@nancychandler3673 Год назад

Ahh, Oz said the quite part out loud. Vote 💙 people.

@marybravado6787 Год назад

YES! VOTE BLUE ACROSS THE BOARD IN YOUR STATE OF CITY COUNTY AND FEDERALLY! ☺️💙💯👋💙✌️💙

@nancychandler3673 Год назад

@@marybravado6787 Know thy Judges

@jameshets6780 Год назад

Fetterman should run for president in 2024

@lizardog Год назад

@Alam natural all your spam is reported and removed.

@jameshets6780 Год назад

It seems maintaining a blue or red color is more important than achieving results. I recommend everyone watching the full debate between John Fetterman and Dr OZ. I finally see through how social media or Stephen Colbert can be dishonest . I don't care which party wins, but the losers will be the media. They are not reliable.

@SethBeck Год назад

The moderator should have countered, "What's the name of the book, liar?"

@gamepapa1211 Год назад

Protip: anytime a politician, Democrats or Republicans, said "I had someone came up to me and said...", that's code for "I'm about to drop some bullshit on you."

@danielgehring7437 Год назад

It's right up there with "and then her sister walked in."

@benlutz1974 Год назад

and my instant question would be "What book was that?" That sort of thing never seems to get mentioned.

@sweett2185 Год назад

I like how they always come up to them w tears in their eyes or crying. Some have been sobbing.

@sweett2185 Год назад

@Alam natural 👈 Last Fart

@863ddd3 Год назад

*Pennsylvania:* - Would you rather have a representative who appears physically functional, but is ethically depraved, morally compromised, demonstratively greedy, corrupt and dishonest? ...OR; - Would you accept a representative who is recovering from a stroke, but shares the values of ordinary working people and has demonstrated himself to be standing on a sound moral and ethical foundation of empathy and service his constituents? To ANY honest, patriotic citizen; it is an easy choice. REMEMBER; the MOST popular president the USA has EVER had (before he died, he was in his TWELFTH Year as president, going into his FOURTH presidential term) was permanently disabled, and yet, he still managed to united our nation and saved the world from Fascism.

@EinChris75 Год назад

Always remember: Polls are not votes.

@candymcmurdo01 Год назад

I have multiple sclerosis and I understand the brain mouth problem, it's not funny and I feel for him, he's a great guy and he'll be an awesome senator💙

@johnpurchase8946 Год назад

He may be an awesome guy, but he will be an awful senator for PA. A great big fat rubber stamp senator for the Biden admin, but terrible for the citizens of PA.

@madison-Roccoa-drake Год назад

@@johnpurchase8946 only if they are trump supporters

@lizardog Год назад

@@johnpurchase8946 Trump lost. Keep crying.

@johnpurchase8946 Год назад

@@lizardog Who's crying? Fetterman's policies are bad for PA, and bad the US.

@Richard_Nickerson Год назад

They're not removing books from classrooms, they're removing books from libraries. They're focusing on books in school libraries that are available to kids, but ones that are not ever a part of a class's curriculum.

@Thadmotor1044 Год назад

if we get out the VOTE ! , we can be dancin in the streets again in cool November air

@starrdust13 Год назад

Hey Oz! As a Pennsylvanian woman I don’t want a “local political leader” being a part of my healthcare decisions. Fetterman for Senate.

@jangles7906 Год назад

Killing babies is health care? Ok Groomer

@katushawatkins1922 Год назад

BRILLIANT, brilliant, BRILLIANT every single night Stephen steps on the stage!!! How could any of us live without his monologues!? !? I honestly don't know. "Shambles" - HA!! And the fortune teller! It's ALL FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jeanetteschock4744 Год назад

I voted by mail for Fetterman and am amazed at his recovery #votebluepa

@lesliechow6866 Год назад

funniest post of the week!

@lizardog Год назад

@@lesliechow6866 why do you say your post is funniest? It's no even mildly amusing. More like annoying and unnecessary.

@jeanetteschock4744 Год назад

@@lizardog ty

@dantasticmania8728 Год назад

Yeah it's called the msm covering for a man that's to mentally messed up in his head do to that stoke he had. It's pretty selfish that you would still want somebody like that to serve office but then again smooth brains like yourself and many others put our current President in office and he's literally showing signs of dementia!

@ACMH98 Год назад

"I can't believe there is a book describing sex to my son in the school library" at my KINDERGARTEN in Sweden we literally had a book that went from 'dating' -> 'sex' -> 'pregnancy' -> 'childbirth' 😭😭 but hey we do have some of the lowest teenage pregnancies stats in the world so 🤪 who knew education was a good thing 🤪

@coltonblake13 Год назад

In kindergarten you had books that showed graphic oral sex in photos, at school?

@sAINTGenis86 Год назад

You can always count on the kids receiving the basic knowledge they need here in Sweden. At least, there aren't any religious folks calling the shots here.

@coltonblake13 Год назад

@@sAINTGenis86 60% of the population is Lutheran so thats unlikely. Religion has nothing to do with termination of innocent life being wrong.

@telebubba5527 Год назад

@@coltonblake13 Well, it does seem to be running pretty high in "Christian" circles in the US. (Christian in parenthesis because that's what they claim to be, not what they really are).

@davidlundquist1979 Год назад

@@coltonblake13 Uh, yes it does. There's no rational secular reason to view life as sacred. Especially when overpopulation is a real issue.

@angelicanavarro5311 Год назад

Still wouldn’t be surprised if all of a sudden Herschel Walker started saying that abortion should be a man’s right to choose. I’ll be sitting here with my popcorn

@lisab9541 Год назад

Those book titles made me laugh too hard. Followed the laughs with a coughing fit.

@kevinogracia1615 Год назад

Groucho... "Hello, I must be going."

@kyliepechler Год назад

He meant to say "Good evening", it's not that hard to figure it out. 🤦‍♀

@jayluck8047 Год назад

The Boss Elf. Thank you Stephen, that’s the connection I’ve been searching for!

@AlanXEverfrost Год назад

"I didn't kill J.F.K." Well I believe you, but nobody is saying you did that, with a whole bunch of believable evidence putting you near the scene and in a relationship relevant to the act you're trying to deny.

@tiffany.Elizabeth. Год назад

That rerun bit was 👏 👏 👏

@steven117 Год назад

Unless those local officials knocked someone up it's none of their business anyway. Even then it's too late to legislate.

@CoffeeCakeCrumble Год назад

I'm at a loss regarding how they can dis Fetterman for having a stroke AND recovering, but think Walker with permanent brain damage and spouting random weird things is a qualified genius.

@billythekidder7182 Год назад

This is called hypocrisy. It’s the foundation of the modern Republican Party.

@FoolOfATuque Год назад

I think it’s called hypocrisy which is their specialty.

@janistotham-davies4300 Год назад

Me too but there is no reason for Republicans to start being honest, it’s too late as they are crooks the whole dam lot of them.

@Nevertoleave Год назад

Walker has to have brain damage. No normal person lies like he does. Weirdly. It’s like the lights are on and there’s two people home that each think they’re the only one home and they’re flipping on and off lights for rooms they weren’t in and wondering what the hell is going on

@sprybug Год назад

They just want power and will do anything to get it. They don't care if they're ideologically inconsistent.

@pavegray Год назад

Did anyone tell Khalil Othman he does not exist? Just curious if he knows... “To claim that I’m not here, I don’t exist, I’m not human, that’s absolute ignorance,’ Othman told the Detroit Free Press.

@G4rr0. Год назад

"I didn't kill JFK either" Someone mark the date, I believe we have the first actual truth to emerge from Walker's face hole

@mycosys Год назад

The 'good night' thing just about physically hurts me - cos it shows how smart he is. Aphasia is a b*, often you just cant find the word you want, so you have to find an equivalent word. He blocked on evening and immediately adjusted to night, no pause.

@commonsense571 Год назад

Yes!! I cannot explain how frustrating to not find the precise word. It takes so much skill to grab a word and use it so damn quickly. He is an inspiration in my opinion. ❤

@jangles7906 Год назад

LOL. He's dumb. Get real.

@nancychandler3673 Год назад

Yes, this is very common. Leave it to Conservatives Maga types to not know this and lash out in cruelty. Deplorable, indeed.

@quiltygal6981 Год назад

Meanwhile dumpyboy can't string a coherant statement together ( and without lying) but that's ok with his cult.

@kingjamos2422 Год назад

@@nancychandler3673 To be fair, they also don't know that different parts of the brain do different things. I just don't have the heart to tell them.

@baknights14 Год назад

7:34 Herschel Walker seen here being told he IS in fact the Father!

@layla_2250 Год назад

I think folks took it and ran with it because they were looking for something. Some people say good morning, good day, good evening, etc. The debate was at night, so in nervousness, he said good night...I have been on calls where my boss says, "Hi, good morning, Hi, good afternoon". No harm done! Some folks say y'all, you all, yous people. I have a damn serious issue with a local, corrupt politician giving me a pelvic exam. Politicians should stay out of people's personal lives, who we eff, how we eff, what contraceptives we use and not use, whether we choose to wear underwear, whatever....This is a matter between a woman and her doctor, that's it! I get the feeling that some of these dried-up old men in Congress are getting the last of their rocks off. Shall we girls decide if/when men should be castrated? Shall we force men to have vasectomies? This is 2022, not 1802.

@johnmolina3441 Год назад

I was forced to read 'Catcher in the Rye' in high school. You don't even want to know some of the things going on there. 😂😂😂 The inhumanity.

@suzanne9150 Год назад

Some of these tight ass Republicans are so bothered by transgender kids in school. Somebody should tell them, it's not catchy.

@rhmayer1 Год назад

Catcher In The Rye (a great book, btw, by J.D. Salinger) was one of the books banned by The Moral Majority (a right-wing fundamentalist Christian group) back in the Reagan era. I recommend it to all, especially young people in high school or college. Edit: I really don't recall anything obscene or profane. Maybe there was a little profanity. Just some realism, nothing that alarming. I just remember it was a really good book. I liked Salinger's writing style. The far-right is just whacko for banning books in general, but this wasn't even that bad. Not sure why it's deemed "immoral." Really silly, but censorship is a serious concern.

@karenwaddell9396 Год назад

I hid Catcher in the Rye under my mattress knowing my mother would come to the school and raise a stink.

@poisonsumc7426 Год назад

According to the latest from mtg, any woman who's too old to have children is too old to have an opinion - thing is, she *also* believes that any woman young enough to have children doesn't have an option...

@kyliepechler Год назад

Yes, I saw that! She contradicted herself in the same interview.