Drunk Driver 

Reading this as I’m driving rn

Driving this as I'm reading rn

@@RektTangle eyes on the road!!!!!

@@RektTanglerelataba-

LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I live in Florida...u best BELIEVE I BEEN HAD ONE OF THOSE!! PPL OUT HERE ON METH DRIVING!!

*This is why public transit should replace cars. After all trams are self driving cars.

Idky but I misread this as dash cancel😂😂😂

Facts

Yeah I keep putting it off but man I need to get one

Man… that would’ve been THE perfect hypothetical scenario to end this video on! Ngl ur high key a master at inserting those.

Brewstew what u doin here bro

@@christianthebeginner646 Stew can't use the internet bro?

@@IBmaster4 just wonderin

i feel so special for getting this reference

Def a plot twist

So is “man, I don’t know!”

Bruh moment

Right?! I wish u could've seen my face when I connected who I was actually walking to the third time

@@swoozie like a movie fr fr

@@swoozie I was on a swoozie marathon a few days ago 😁

@@swoozie my man out here casually flexing his Corvette

Drunk people can survive anything! It's insane and Hella dangerous.

“at least Weast”

got me cryin😭😭

It’s 7 PM brah. It’s not nighttime.

@@andrewflemming5071 it is if you've got a roommate who's got a test at 8am🥲

Brah this video sounds like a normal day in Western Cape 😭

@@jaredgraham5010 I was bout to say😂

7 pm not that late brodi 😂

There's money if you win. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@@dae57 So long as you don't die in the process

@@dae57 Nope lol

@@justalpha9138 that's a risk I'm willing to take.

@@dae57 Money is not worth such a stupid risk.

Do you think there could be someone who watches these videos while satisfying themselves?

@@adidasfan360 thats me

⁠@@adidasfan360?? Bro? That was outta nowhere. Got you lookin like an imposter ngl 💀

especially when those same people against police / make dramatic controversy... are ones that will still call the cops... as if they never disrespected a cop / claimed to not trust cops "dont bite the hand that feeds you" (in this case, dont call the police then complain about them trying to help / doing their duty)

@@soraprince5336 lol the only people they're trying to help are themselves, if you trust US cops you're braindead

It's less the resilience of the human body and more just being incredibly fucking lucky

Drunk people go limp during a crash instead of tensing up so as long as they don't get flung into anything dangerous they regularly survive.

@@traxathon4464 He got super lucky I wonder what kind of car he was in? Must had high safety crash ratings

Yep, my dad had a seizure at work. He was on a 4 or 5 floor bldg. on the roof and fell off. No injuries.

@@treytison1444 so the key to surviving crashes is to be drunk, got it

This 👏

If you are under the age of 12 you will not be tried… if you aren’t… use the internet for something better than this

SpongeBob reference

​@@killerxXtacoXxwhat are you talking about?

Found it at bikini bottom garage sale

Drunks are typically the ones that make it out alive. Had he hit Swoozie, Swooz would be dead right now, and not a scratch on the drunk. These drivers will wipe out entire families and walk away on their own two feet. I don’t know if it’s due to them not tensing up right before it happens, or what. And what’s worse is this guy will just go around telling people how not wearing a seatbelt saved his life. There are very very VERY rare cases where that happens, and usually it’s because of some fire, or moron monster trucking their SUV over some Miata. I hate how any car these days are essentially Miatas. Our full size family sedan is just as dwarfed when compared to these soccer mom mobiles.

LMAO TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol ok this actually made me lol

I dunno--sometimes, alcohol can be a hell of a drug...

@@lego4virgo I drink and drive a lot a lot I know I shouldn’t. But I ain’t never been that drunk and that dumb all at the same time 😂😂 idk maybe I can handle my drink

@@KNGBSTY Yeah, but somehow, I can see this happening.

@@lego4virgo I can too my only thought is… ofc it happened to swoozi of all people

@@KNGBSTY Right? This man leads an UNUSUAL life, that's all I'm gonna say.

not even watched the thing bro 😭glazing is crazy

Thanks for watching! Got some heat behind the curtain for the next 2 vids. Don't miss!