When I tried this stuff years ago it made me paranoid. Seems not a lot has changed. Stalk Me: ig: / swoozie Art by: Bandit Thumbnail: Zeurel / zeurel Mystery Link: • Why you never leave ho...
I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎
i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂
@@26mic can u like not advertise your videos on someone else's content I get it, this dude's content makes your content look like garbage. Because it is. So can you just not
The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.
I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.
I took a 50g too. It had me on my ass the carpet felt hot and spikey and for some reason I kept on seeing the hamster from g-force lmao. Haven't taken any since
@@LauraDyehouse bro what the hell it have better have been a hot day or else they just got played like a fiddle who on earth wants to 50-80 dollars on water?!
Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.
I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance. I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨ I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.
Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂 And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.
the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.
Wow you’re animation quality over the years gets better and better….. love your vids also I am still Shook at the fact that you ate MULTIPLE OF THOSE GOT DAMN YOU A G
hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽♂️
I am CRYING, this was hilarious 😂🤣 Reminded me when something similar happened a while back. Somebody stopped by the house and was banging on the door (at almost MIDNIGHT) and my paranoid ass thought it was the cops coming to arrest me and my friends 💀😂
I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!
"Your candy tasted like doodo water" send me 😂😂😂😂 Man I was so stressed for you, ngl if I was in your situation I would've thought the same thing 😅😅😅 Mystery link tho 😂😭
Title: Worst theme park trip ever Thumbnail: swoozie kneeling next to a toilet Me: Aw, did he get food poisoning? That always sucks. Me five minutes later: Oh this is much more hilarious.
@@26mic U know what else is entertaining and totally not annoying? You advertising in Swoozie’s comment section and annoying commenters, get yo ass out of here
I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.
This girl keeps asking him what's wrong and if he's alright, when he CLEARLY IS NOT. You know what happened girl! He had _the stuff._ You said you'd get him outta there, but noooo, keep riding the rides.
@@Artryom That may be true, but Swoozie was _clearly_ showing signs of paranoia and hyperactivity that should have gotten her concerned. The way Swoozie portrays her in the story is just kind of... silent about it all. It could be exaggerated a bit for the comedy of the video, but I still think this..
@@AdamHolland-Adz The Hyperactivity should be fine honestly, must've been a regular effect of whatever the edible was and the paranoia, the way he described it was sort of... Quiet about it all, sort of internal paranoia and not "I'm gonna go on a murder spree cuz you all against me!" so little to worry about getting him help from a medical professional type. He probably came out a bit chill but honestly, the only thing that should've been worrying to her was him asking for more basically... It was kind of dumb, I agree, for her to give it to him but alotta trust in him? Inexcusable of a reason but definitely could explain why she gave the bag to him I guess. It was definitely exaggerated since he's telling this story from his perspective, aka the man that's outta it at that moment, so a few things had to have been exaggerated majorly. But idk much so maybe you're the smart one here.
@@TK-wk4hs Facts, or you could end up like me and cry in the corner of your bedroom because your paranoid as hell, thinking you’re about to die because you ate to much edibles. 💀
If there’s one thing I learned from watching swoozies videos, it’s that anytime you asked someone about their love life and they say it’s complicated, you want nothing to do with it.
Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!
I legit don’t think I’ve watched your videos in years… watching this felt like I never skipped a beat. You had me cracking UPPPP the WHOLE video just like when I was a kid man!! I admire you so much since you were one of the first people I seen that looked like me on this platform as a kid. Made my whole day to see you again after so long. I’m noti gang now fam, need the Swooz level comedy back in my life lol. Thank you SO much for still being here and being one of my first favorite black internet creators!! ❤️❤️❤️
@@jinglebunnie8367 when addiction is a factor misinformation is the worst thing that can happen. Gotta stop pretending these things dont exist, and stop having bias towards drugs
@@friendly-days6138 right I don’t have a bias, was just saying if In someone’s case they are addicted- it can be scary and evil. Otherwise if not and if the person is happy and healthy physically and mentally while using and if it helps them in anyway then so be it, great for them.
Maybe cause drugs are bad for you, ever think about that?😂 Even just weed and alcohol is bad for your brain. They aren’t treated unfairly they are treated just how they should be.
"This candy tasted like dookie." Me: Hm... either that was expired candy, in which he's gonna be hugging a toilet soon, or that was a bag of edibles. "That candy had stuff in it, and it's strong." Me, who also once made the mistake of having too many edibles at one time: ... Oh, this is gonna be a good one.
Within the first two seconds of him saying the candy tasted bad and then being gummies I was like oooohhhhh noooooo. Especially he’s starving, you’re def going on a trip if not a bad one. 🤭😱😬
She chose a theme trip over your health...that's gotta be your best friend forever ever 5:37 I noticed that camera pop up at top of the screen. Wasn't there before lol
That is one of the funniest and best impersonations of a perpetually flushing toilet I've heard. 😂 Oh Swoozie, you poor soul. There were some very high Alligators in the sewer that evening.
Duuude I hate that inner dialogue , I always be scaring myself like one time I took an edible at a show in the middle of nowhere and the cops showed up & I started crying thinking they were there to arrest me & we left the show and went to a nearby lake to see if the show was gonna keep going or get canceled & I kept telling myself that the zodiac killer was lurking around there by the lake & I cried again lmfaoo anyways LOVE U SWOOZIE
