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Stan the Moist Man is out here saving lives while I'm flipping burgers for a living. I think I took a wrong path somewhere in life. Lol

Underrated comment, or maybe not enough people remember the legend

Stan the Ambulance Man, and his boy Roy.

@@MarcJaxon he finally won the respect of his sweet baby boy Roy by saving him from a lethal fire

he should be fine he’s been to the hospital so much that he’s learned from observing

"SHUT UP NURSE!"

Patient: *chuckles* I’m in danger 😃

I mean check out VR Edde

Girl kids cop

XD I laughed so hard that I wheezed-

Also Guy: *fucking dies

It'd suck to be the identical twin to a criminal-

And then he gets shot 👮‍♂️

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And he was so confident 😭 which is completely understandable

That... Would be a hilarious premise to a game. XD

@@HumbleDial or a dope ass movie

Both. Both is good.

This actually made me laugh

@ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ 50 / 50 ehh? I like those odds

@The Spatza Shush

@The Spatza let them believe wut they wanna believe you cant change their life

The two ends of the spectrum

@The Spatza wait I feel like I missed something-

The ‘Øl R Å Z Z Ł Ę - D Å Z Z Ł Ę you didn’t, they just do this a lot. they’ll get taken down for spamming soon enough

Yesh Lmao that was funny as hell.

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you saw the video too? crazy shit

Thanks Captain Obvious

XD agreed.

We’ve entered panic mode: opera level unlocked

*Mark whenever he panics* : let's show people what real music is.

Time stamp? Sorry-

When i panic i become a broken siren

Ty

Bruh

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Swedish Tyson?

Why is there always a disgusting bot, can people report them please?

@@zoenelson3340 They respawn

Your probably not wrong.

@@EJmoray jot

Bruh, its obvious as daylight.

Pffft

Ye

*Cleaveland falling bathtub reaction*

Next, and last thing.

I...have done that.

You start to hear angels singing

I've heard that while working on a Pt. Lol

Would be hilarious. Really hope they do!

Hell yeah!

I love Bob and wade

I wouldn't watch, I only watch Mark's solo plays /:

@@pl3459 D: but then you miss out on the best content. sad

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I’m so sorry for the bots in your reply section, don’t worry we send those straight to hell.

@Moon Boy get out

Please report the bots guys...

@Moon Boy anyone who doesn't have to spam comments in a big youtubers comments section because their music is trash and their ego is bigger than their own forehead

"No sir, I do believe I've died already."

Nah there fine XD

It's fine. He is fine.

@@fevre_dream8542 "Nope. Nah uh. You're good."

@The Spatza Shush

@The Spatza what's your evidence for no gods? How do you know?

@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.

@The Spatza let everyone have their own beliefs.

-100 reputation points

Yes he does. God, he really can't comprehend the millions of people that he's helped. When I was younger, I was about to... you know. Then I decided to watch Markiplier videos to make me happy one last time and... by the time I knew it, I had to go to school again. He literally made me laugh that entire night and he's the reason that I'm here. He, Bob, Wade, Ethan, Tyler, and Jack have given me so many happy memories and I haven't even met them in real life.

Ey hes a pretty cool guy. 👍

@@isabellasmith3433 Glad you're still here! Hope things have gotten better for you over the years. ^^

Daww

My favorite part 😂

How bad is the American healthcare system?

@@Life-uu5yo it's a game tho

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glad i’m not the only one who thought this, usually the first thing that pops into my mind rolling up on scene sometimes 💀

@The Spatza to everyone reading this dummies comments. Ive seen this person on several channels and they just do this copy and paste message for a living as a reply on comments. Just dont react ((edit:spelling and grammar

@The Spatza Shush

We can’t even dislike they’re reply anymore

@The Spatza i mean, i’m an atheist but you should still respect others beliefs.

@The Spatza Bot, Begone, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! And while your leaving, pick up that Bible right by the door.

@The Spatza u might be fake but god isnt

@The Spatza the hell you bringing up religion for anyways the person was just saying they thought it’d be hilarious for Jack, Bob, Mark, and Wade to all play this together. If you’re going to say shit like that just don’t comment period.

@The Spatza Shush

@The Spatza religious discrimination is ok I guess

Ah, seems like that Spatza person is just going around and commenting that same thing on multiple comments. Don't worry, just ignore and they will surely go away. Your precious time is worth much more than a troll

Your poor replies section lmao.

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hahahhahah

oof man

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE LMAO

I read *”Horse”* 😂

XD

@@AssassinIronMan me too. XD

With the police watching

It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂

Snek Mark

@F**CK МЕ! СНЕCK МY РROFILЕ get away you bot pls help me report this bot

Arsonist: ... Arsonist: ...Maybe I should stop lighting fires.

@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature News: This just in that arson has plummeted dramatically across the country-- it's the lowest rate we've seen in decades!

@@robospin3202 firefighter responsible for this has commented: “What?”

@@kumi6797 lol

the car: oh sh!t

The likes are 69 😩

Fuck no I'm jumping

Ive pulled a heist with this mans. He did not know the short cuts

I'd jump out of the car.

... bro he ran into that guy

nah i miss the forest

Only you dude

Fr dude. Mark struggling with 'em while actually trying to be good at it is in a way hilarious XD

I'm loving every one so far.

These are my favorite videos of his

How can afford a whole town in your house

@@scarymanlegs7578 ikr freaking crazy

That's all that matters.

I post videos please rate them

@@joshemre no

No, no he hasn't.

As opposed to growing in other ways

but seeing mark and making him. the last person you see? what an honor

Surgeon Simulator taught us that years ago

Honestly, and yes I know I'm probably ruining a joke, but I think he would make a great first responder with the proper training. Even without the proper training, I think he would do a great job taking care of people that are in danger or injured until the first responders get there

@@paragonquille7292 true I do agree with ya there

At least we'd die entertained😂

@The Spatza Shush

@The Spatza geez bro chill

@The Spatza some people need false hope to get through life

@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.

@The Spatza nobody knows if there really is a God so both religious people and people like you are wrong for thinking you know everything about the world. Not long ago scientists believed single cell organisms could only be microscopic and then found out they can actually be quite large comparatively. Not a single person on earth knows everything about everything so don't act a know it all when even the smartest people in the world are constantly learning new things beyond your comprehension.

_Flashbacks to the video titled "REAL LIFE" that was uploaded years ago_

@@dumbleking5172 I remember that one!

Lmao oh my gawd!

I live there, shit is nuts

ViDeO gAmEs cAuSe ViOLancE. SEEEEEEEEEEEE?

@@Darenz-cg9zg yep, and as a result they don't work, or at least 9 times out of 10, don't work on people with no heart beat.

A defibrillator should always be used if accessible while doing cpr. It’ll literally do all the heavy lifting and will only allow you to shock if the person needs it.

Another fun fact: 98% of the time cpr does not work, and you often have to break ribs while preforming it. This is one of the reasons my moms friend ( she and my moms are nurses) has dnfr (do not fucking resuscitate) tattoo on her chest.

@@anneclark4895 98% of the time it doesn't work on its own. It's meant to increase your survival rate when combined with other methods as it just helps keep your blood circulating. That's why you're encouraged to do it as soon as it's determined to be safe to do so.

@@anneclark4895 not sure I buy that. If your mom’s friend is a nurse, then she should know that a tattoo of a DNR is not legally binding. Also, CPR doesn’t restart the heart by some magical bullshit; it’s to keep blood going to the brain to keep it alive so it can restart the heart. The defibrillator shuts off the heart to give the brain an opportunity to restart it in a better rhythm than it was. Defibrillators are only supposed to shock on pulseless ventricular tachycardia and ventricular fibrillation; shocking a flatline, known as asystole, doesn’t accomplish anything.

Nice username :P

based mark

@@williamatwood972 based

DOINKoh...

DOINKoh...

Wtf

It has been a minute woah

My guy doesn’t even know how to stop hurting himself

POGGY WOGGY

@@trygongamer8990 Honestly, Mark is almost as accident prone as I am. XD

Just quote what Mark said in the beginning of the video and earn likes.

damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans

@@Killbayne DAAAMN DANIEL!

@@Mr.Leviathan4545 *_DAAAAAAAMNNNN DANIELLLLL_*

So true 🤣

In EMS, can confirm although change it to I’m a faceless nobody that takes people to dialysis

@@baileywilson7749 Same lol

@@baileywilson7749 hey now, sometimes we take people to EMERGENCY dialysis 😂

Pfft XD typically Markiplier.

you mean ironic?

@@falc0n2222 that too lmao

the foundation has creative ways for containing keter class SCP’s

Isn’t 3008 an IKEA tho?

@@charliecjk8695 word

That is an ikea store

I read this sentence three times, and the first two I kept saying “for spf 3008”. No sunburn allowed

Im glad mark still does his intro and outro unlike jack

Hi, Yes. Same here. 😊🎧💕

@@MaxerV19 rip Top of the morning ladies.

Same here

Agreed

Legit anyone else in the world

@Moon Boy Eminem

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1617645968

@Moon Boy literally anyone else except for you, go away

@@benuaasia8676 shut up

Hmmmmm 🤔

and then the twist, the comedy just writes itself! XD

@@ianbaker672 i cried laughing

@@jorgereyes9806 the emojis messed up right

With Markiplier? No way.

@@gayjayy Next thing you know he shouts. WOOOAAAAHHHAAAHHHOOO!!!!

@Moon Boy who are you?

Don't worry, he knows a shortcut!

@Moon Boy me

@The Spatza Shush

The heavy is.

@@hexational105 lmao

it was a hand on experience

So. Painfully. Accurate.

*grapes*

Grill cheese sandwich

What intro? Oh the part I skip on every youtuber cause I am an impatient bastard right...

@@andresgonzalez5676 I think you hate and like markiplier but I don't know your comments are kinda off

I never skip the intro but I never stay for outros on videos

Love your profile

@Whitty same xD died laughing right when Mark starts to laugh lmfao

Police and police officer lol

I think you ment medic

Very capable hands indeed

The number would be in the negatives

I post videos please rate them

I'm sorry for your loss.

my condolences buddy.

sorry for your loss, that really sucks dairy queen is a great name for a cat, though

They shall be the Dairy Queen of the world, I promise