Costco Rotisserie Chicken Sausage 

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Can't believe he sold all the oil on earth to pay for it

4.5 million credits for lobster tail

He caused a global recession for that lobster

@@gavindillon1486 top tier reply

That explains the cat food.. poor sausage family..

It’s like those Anthony Fantano comments arguing “how did MBDTF get a 6 but Lil Pump got a 7?”

could always drop cat food down to 2.5 or this up to 3.5

@@Tenadarii fairly certain you'd be sentenced to death for that

Keep in mind that pure granulated sugar also got a 2. The world of Mr. Sausage is a strange and dangerous place sometimes.

Yes

Worse part is that cat food only got 3/5 because of texture and the skin, if you were to drain more of the juice and cook for a while on low heat it could probably get a 5/5.

This guy is going to have the hottest restaurant in post apocalyptic Chicago

But the whole point was that the sausage-ing process made the catfood so good it had to get a 3 star. So it doesn't make sense from here on out to assume all 3 stars are literal cat food tier.

@@GuitarSlayer136 madness doesn't care about rationality.

@@GuitarSlayer136 Yeah but it's still cat food at the end of the day.

the chicken and ONE 5000 dollar lobster tail

I love this comment haha

i hear steve martin with a botched up balloon animal: YOURR LOWER INTESTINES!!!

whoosh

@@xxSmokeyTheBear This is one of the worst misuses of a "whoosh" I've ever seen in a RU-vid comment section. Go to jail immediately.

Using meat in a sausage grinder? It'll never catch on, I tell ya.

Its so true too, idk why but its like black friday every day over there

like shopping in the slums i hear

He's not wrong. Even the gas station is batshit at the one by me. Complete and total chaos.

He charged into Costco with a shrill war scream. No one was safe.

Rip

didnt even get a will it throw :(

I just found this channel and have watched several videos but not enough to know the answer to this question. Is there a reason he uses Mark Ruffalo on the will it blow box? I figured there’s a video somewhere that explains that Mr. Sausage hates Mark Ruffalo or something and I just haven’t found it yet. Or is it just another random thing like everything else in these videos. Someone please help me! I gotta know! Haha 😂

@@brightbkh07 There's no reason to it.

Yessss. a sausage made of each thing, and then a sausage made of ALL the food court stuff blended.

@@serioushex3893 I assume they won’t be dreadful too which is a plus after some of the unholy creations we have seen.

If he made a costco pizza sausage he would need an obscene amount of casing their pizzas are huge!

Chicken Bake Sausage would be a 5/5 easy

@@astromeo3467 huge but *thin*

Four fried chickens and a coke.

i used to eat one for my break back when the mammoths roamed the earth and i was young and handsome well i was young

its only like 1400 calories

I work ten hour shifts every week and I did a 12 for inventory lol

@@ArrakisHeir88 I'm disabled so a 9 hour shift is a long one for me lol

He's gone soft on us

It's going to bother me all day that he wasn't able to give us a "That's the chicken water."

You can't forget the drink!

What about the parfait

@@art-cs6us rare item, like the mango smoothie

merely humanoid at best

Nah just some smaltz

I think a slurry of mayonnaise and brunois cut celery with some salt, pepper and thyme would round this sausage out nicely

@@bobby_greene that'd basically be a chicken salad

​@@TheGhostFartchicken salad sausage sounds alright to me.

Just put like 1/2 a stick of butter in with the grind

i got a better idea. he gets all the samples, and then combines them all into one sausage. even the drinks.

Every dollar has counted since the $15,600,000,000,000.99 lobster sausage

oddly random!

It's like Peter Griffin with a little bit more of his nards being ground up in each sausage...

Internet historian ;-;

@@hrodvithit What do you mean by that?

@@suicunesolsan it's another youtube channel that has fun sponsored by stuff

@SuicuneSol San never skip an IH ad my dude

sometimes i do dont need to hear about men shaving their groin in amusing detail

its given me a chuckle during very bad times and thats saying something grateful for u,mister sausage

On-site EMTs? What are you basing that off of?

@@ReapLight Was at Costco a few years ago. Dude standing in line for the food court keels over from a heart attack, two medics were on him by the time someone had called an ambulance. Costco is a warehouse with heavy equipment, and has their own butcher shop. So they have their own medical assistants (mostly former EMTs) to treat on-site injuries. Or at the very least, keep them alive long enough for the ambulance to get there.

@@beermanmccool1226 You might be right as far as staff that could have been first-aid trained or people who were former EMTs. Granted not all warehouses are the same, but any of the ones in my area don't keep medics on staff as a job description. I could see that in one of the western states.

i love butter more than a man should

Sausage made of cadaver meat

Grind*

$7 in OK

imagine him responding directly to a comment one might soil ones trousers

Pissed that Metro upped their whole chicken from 6.50$ to like 8 bucks now...

Benny&Co has always been the best tbh tbh

use the remainder for spackle