Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn. 

always site ready

Best vids goin lads

I remember we did this job on a big site, took us almost 3 months. They did the safety induction for the site on the second last day we were there lol. Safety is important guys!

Fucking 6 point harness to go to the dunny incase u fall in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those stubbies are obscenely short. Can almost see what he had for lunch ffs.

I'm with you on that one mate

Oh you’re 50cm off the ground? Harness! Where’s your harness?! Fml

@@cannibalcorpse123 don't forget that JHA

Just imagine trying to take a dump in one...

i also watched the video mate

Looks like a metricon site lol

Him and the boys have been working hard. You just don't work construction so you dk what they've gotten done

Its called job security mate

Nah, I think they've put up a couple sheets of drywall since then 😂

I live by a small bridge since 2007, and since 2007 it's been under maintenance and usually only has one lane open. The Italian Mafia truly found an infinite money glitch with construction contracts. The largest bridge in Europe and the largest bridge in the World were built in like 2 years... Meanwhile they've been renovating a small one for at minimum 16 years here.

Damn right 🍻

Fr. So goated. Need like 40 day all tho they take a minute to make.

Exactly

Too true mate

@Max Mullets 💪🏽😂

shutup bot

Your not wrong

honestly hits every single time

@@Kexetey you're* also replying to a checkmark doesn't make you special. Don't waste your time

There's a mini ScoMo inside every one!

Every brickie

Welders are the best

"alright, mate, the client needed their boat in tip top shape, right? asked me and the blokes to burn a sheet on the bottom, make her sea-ready, right? I didn't tell the bugger, but I torched the outline of a dick on the underside. Bloke won't see it until he takes it in for a wash, am I right?"

👨‍🏭💪🏻🇺🇸 that weld life shout out from the states do one for welding

Gotta love being a spotter

please mate. It's like 55 an hour now.

It's not a job at bunnings they just get a random person to put a yellow vest on and keep customers out don't do anything safety based could legit be run over by the forklift or electric pallet jack due to watching out more for customers coming along lol.

That's what happens when you knock the racking over that was a fun day

Where do I get a job like this?

It was a great chapter 1

Ummm, I was on a site that went through 3 of 'em. (I wonder what the record is.) One who didn't run away was turfed completely out of his job by the time the site manager got through with him. Neither one respected the other, and when push came to shove, the site manager won the war. I still remember one night when the site manager was up on some concrete viaduct with a demolition breaker, hammering away at something WHILST TETHERED (and I saw my mate give a good yank to the tether, which he didn't usually do, so I know he made sure it was good before he walked out), the safety guy saw him and complained that it wasn't safe working. A shouting match ensued from 12m up down to the safety guy on the ground, and my fed up mate came down off the viaduct, glared at the safety officer, got into a 30 tonne excavator, clattered it across the road, and started doing exactly the same job as noisily and with as much gusto as he could, at 2am, in an area full of high rise hotels. As he noted to me later, "Any complaints will be answered with, 'I was doing it using a quieter work method, but the safety officer told me to stop. The only other option was the big digger. We had to make it safe by 5am to reopen the road, so there wasn't another choice. Take it up with him.'" LOL. I wouldn't quite call it mutual career sabotage, but it was certainly a war. The site had a code name for that particular safety guy, to covertly pass the word that he was on-site when he dropped by. Good times, LOL. I sometimes wonder what happened to the bloke.

As opposed to figuratively?

Working in rigging I’ve noticed every bit of safety you put on past the high vis makes you the target of the next hour of workplace bullying, so yknow that’s a fun one

Hahaha

Only if you have tested and tagged it, at least 5 minutes before use and every minute it is used.

Haha townsville where garn lives is like that too tropical weather

@@fullsendit292 he better watch out for mojo jojo and the powerpuff girls

i’d be the safest cunt on the block if my safety guy could javelin me from afar for wearing the incorrect PPE.

And earplugs. Don't forget the earplugs. Those concrete saws are bastards. ;-)

Online courses and inductions. Beats sitting in a room being subjected to death by powerpoint from some useless flog that couldn't get a real job.

@@goodshipkaraboudjan : But did you learn anything from online courses? How is an online course written by a useless flog that couldn't get a real job better than a powerpoint presented by a useless flog that couldn't get a real job? At least with the powerpoint presentation you can interrupt when he says something stupid, and stimulate a discussion with your class mates.

@@keithammleter3824 In terms of practical safety? Not once. I worked the railway in Australia to pay my way to become a pilot. Safety is big in both, I'll pay attention to the practical or operational stuff, because today we do get bombarded with that but it's practical. There is a difference between that and wasting everyones time on how to hold a hand rail or walk on a wet surface. When I was young working the rail I listened to the old hands. When I started flying I paid a lot of attention to every course related to safety - in aviation related factors and yes we'd spark discussion, still do during case studies or new SOP meetings. A PowerPoint presentation on the dangers of lightning and rain while doing a pre flight inspection on the plane tends to turn my brain off though when delivered by someone that has zero idea. "Yes it's a bad idea to stand outside in during lightning at night on an exposed area, thank you for telling me and why are there 32 slides left?" Even the railway about a decade ago made us sit through the "don't get hit by a train and don't touch the powerlines" course every 6 months. Everyone was always hungover for it and most just signed the roll and went home before the 4 hour course began. It achieved NOTHING.