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Welders & Boilermakers, the most elite tradies in Australia... TIG, MIG or Stick. No worries... Welding might be the easiest trade on the planet, as long as you can hold a grinder and know how to use a can of spray paint, you're off to the races. Honestly most of the job consists of welding all your apprentices tools into elaborate cages everyday.
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Every Welder Ever... | Garn.
Every Boilermaker Ever...
Every Fabrication Shop Ever...
Every Tradie Ever...
How to Weld...
How NOT to Weld...
Sh*t Welders Say....
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

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@GarnComedy Год назад

do ya best f*ckin sikaflex the rest mate

@Ianwh Год назад

I love ur video

@MurlokDredger Год назад

Too roight mate

@Woofymon Год назад

Love your videos

@thebaconsonful Год назад

I soo want that on a Tshirt. Stuff all those weldporn ones.

@HenryHoax-nh7zj Год назад

Gold

@l.halford3735 Год назад

Welders are the just guys that saw the hot glue gun in art class and never looked back

@legallyfree2955 Год назад

That's mig welders. Tig welders are the guys that wanted to build stuff but didn't want to get dirt under their fingernails.

@Croz89 Год назад

@@legallyfree2955 And stick welders are the perfectionists who think welding is an art form.

@legallyfree2955 Год назад

@@Croz89 Well, in my experience stick welders are farmers so that doesn't apply at all lol... Worst looking welds ever seen...

@krisnick92 Год назад

@@Croz89stick welders are guys who wanted to get into mig welding but couldn't afford all the consumables

@non1503 Год назад

@@legallyfree2955 "Worst looking welds ever seen..." But they worked...Mostly.

@quickler1959 Год назад

Welding a tradies bundy inside a little cage might be the most advanced form of torture in the modern age

@maxnaz47 Год назад

Provided you also cage the grinder, make them punch the hinge out of the drop saw, again...

@smellysam Год назад

@@maxnaz47nah mate, you cage the grinder tighter tool after overtorquing a flappy on.

@Xxassass1n021xX Год назад

@@smellysamthat's fucked mate... Gonna do that today to me tradesmen today

@smellysam Год назад

@@Xxassass1n021xX a used flappy is best, to remove any remaining crumb of hope.

@Defensive_Wounds Год назад

The modern device called a straw would fix that issue easily.

@sczuo Год назад

My dad is a welder and I can personally guarantee this is 100% true.

@thebaconsonful Год назад

Being a fitter and turner working with boilies all day, I vouch for it as well.

@CaptainEasypants Год назад

And he found your mum down the brothel too

@yuukimasamura5143 Год назад

Being a office worker in the corporate world, I can also vouch for this

@fairy_floss Год назад

Same this is so true

@ccprophets Год назад

being a boilermaker myself, your full of Sh**

@kaybeemcduck6873 Год назад

Garn is almost like the David Attenborough of aussie jobs.

@InvisiblerApple Год назад

He'd make a hilarious ripoff of Philomena Cunk.

@Defensive_Wounds Год назад

@InvisiblerApple Well she's gone to shit lately so....

@terribletoe-wl7rj Год назад

That fire affect was bloody beautiful

@toasterlad5577 Год назад

it wasn't an effect

@HITSAOBUNGALAO-cx4kt Год назад

effect? what effect?

@InvisiblerApple Год назад

@@toasterlad5577 The effect was that the flames were digitally removed ;)

@pstrap1311 Год назад

I think the industry lingo is that real fire would be a "special effect," also known as a "practical effect," whereas digital fire would be a "visual effect." If the effect involves altering the footage after it has been shot (aka "post-production"), then it is considered "visual," I believe.

@williyum9641 Год назад

I love Australian Jobs taught by Garn. Learn alot

@gerardroll6468 Год назад

Who needs official “on the job” training or study at TAFE when ol’ mate Murph can teach you everything you need to learn??? 😆👌

@3.9L_V8 Год назад

The good ol safety squint, approved for welding, grinding, painting, machining, compressed air, and more!

@qwertyman747 7 месяцев назад

And any time the safety squint isn’t good enough, you have the good old “close your eyes, turn your head and do it by feel” technique. That’s a beauty that is, I get by just fine with it.

@justanobadi6655 3 месяца назад

I've used the safety squint every time I was on a lathe or milling machine

@johnt.sunderland7312 18 дней назад

as a machinist, one of the shops I was at, think I only used goggles like 3 times. other than that, it was safety squint, or hide behind a machine door as I do my thing. but lpt, if you are expecting chips and lots of them, faceshields arent enough, go for full wraparound goggles and a faceshield. seems excessive but one job I had, felt the steamin hot steel chip touch my eyelid when I had regular safety glasses on.

@josephsiddiqui6472 Год назад

The airline in the background got me laughing so hard lmao

@garethreid7996 Год назад

It's like the old saying "A grinder and paint make me the welder I aint". Quality vid as usual.

@mikeliterus2785 Год назад

As a boilermaker I can confirm this is 200%true

@IleneOva Год назад

Oil him up like a tin man had me in stitches.

@mikeliterus2785 Год назад

@@IleneOva can confirm we run on alcohol and high hopes

@DrCranberry Год назад

As a pipefitter, this is also 100% true. Foreman gets pissed at you cause you didnt return his calls on a fucking weekend. Super gets pissed cause you called him at 2 AM trying to find where the fuck your supposed to go, refuses to tell you, then gets mad that you didn't show up. Theres at least 1 Journeyman on site who thinks he can do your job better despite the fact that his welds bust X-Ray every fucking time. It's great honestly, love this life and the pay if you go union is amazing for how fucked the work is sometimes.

@Harrison2610 Год назад

Certainly true in my BM local lol

@dylanzrim3635 Год назад

He’s only missed the bit where you cure the hangover by turning the welder to oxygen only and having a good ol whiff

@jaredconnor3583 Год назад

as some one who has worked in a welding joint this is very accurate the amount of dodgy welds that left on the truck is unbelievable😂

@judysimpson3774 Год назад

Bloody oath. You drum up extra business... it's called a Rework!! 🤣

@wannabehick5221 Год назад

⁠@@judysimpson3774damn right gotta love having customers throw a fit and having you rework all 1200 parts then just laying in some dog shit beads and getting em out the door half assed.

@smokerise 11 месяцев назад

If something comes in and the owner welded on it first, we charge double for having to grind off all of his birdshit.

@iguessimaweeaboonow1282 3 месяца назад

we had some critical parts fail an x-ray test a bit ago boss just goes eh put it on the truck

@urphakeandgey6308 11 месяцев назад

Laughed so hard at the end with the "I can't hear anything." I wasn't a welder, but worked in a metal shop as a shop hand, basically. Got more hearing damage than I would've going to raves.

@LabiaLicker 3 месяца назад

from what?

@jacksimpson4362 3 месяца назад

@@LabiaLicker Grinders, band saws, air compressors, all of them together is just a cacophony of noise.

@blackoutlol2857 11 месяцев назад

0:48 this shot alone implies that murph is now responsible for 357 counts of manslaughter 😅

@JS-rv3et 2 месяца назад

Not really do you know HOW MANY PEOPLE had to EPICLY FAIL their jobs to cause a plane crash?

@beemoocooks4969 2 месяца назад

Man slaughter or mans laughter?😉

@tonyloechte9994 Год назад

My old man was a boilermaker for 40 years and you don’t know how hard this hit the nail on the head. 😂 Love it

@jackdanielsization Год назад

Got a welding apprenticeship a few months back, gotta say this shits spot on

@anxietyonline1947 Год назад

Yeah same bro, wanna fight?

@jackdanielsization Год назад

@anxietyonline1947 yeah catch me down the smoko shed after work Friday, supervisor said you were talking shit bout my fillet welds

@mopedmarathon 11 месяцев назад

Good on you boys! Here’s to a long and successful bead!

@NateH-qd7bm Год назад

Murph knows how to make boring tradie jobs super funny

@candyman9635 Год назад

welding ? boring ? you're crazy.

@NateH-qd7bm Год назад

@@candyman9635 no Brus not welding

@thebob3712 Год назад

@@NateH-qd7bm welding is a brain dead boring job. Welders are just wanna be boilermakers, don't have the brain to be a metal butcher.

@baconterrorist945 Год назад

Clearly ain't a welder

@smokerise 11 месяцев назад

My job is not boring, and I'm still going after 45 or so years.

@pamluxford5854 Год назад

😂🤣😂 my hubby was a welder and fabricator. I had a heavy ass kitchen roll holder by that would kill a man, a solid steel gate that needed a team to move and everything in the house that could be was fing galvanised plus I spent pretty much every other week him in A and E with welders flash or a hole in his face from flying metal! Was brutal! 😂

@misspenelopediamond1856 Год назад

Always wildly accurate I feel like you've been in all of these jobs for like 9 weeks and moved on 😂

@BusyMEOW Год назад

That piss-head boily with the shakes is dead on 😂

@michaelboyce7079 Год назад

Before there was the breatho and piss tests, I worked on an earthworks job. The final trim grader op was an alky who had the worst case of the ducks and drakes in the morning. He wasn't worth a c**t full of cold water as a grader op first thing in the morning, but give him his breakfast beer and he could shave a fly's pussy with that grader blade. Money well spent the boss reckoned!

@ianrobertson3419 Год назад

Lol, dead on, I'm going to call my welder the tin man from now on.

@BusyMEOW Год назад

@@ianrobertson3419 😊 Waterproof tank? ..More like piss tank! 🚂 Toot!!

@lilthommodt 11 месяцев назад

It's funny because I weld as a hobby, and I only get the shakes and the jags when I'm sober! 😂

@BusyMEOW 11 месяцев назад

@@lilthommodt aye guy, what are you like at soldering?

@Meggarra Год назад

Doesn't matter if you had a bad day, cos Garn has uploaded and it has turned into a good day!

@ShellShock11C Год назад

@adamwilkinson1374 10 месяцев назад

As a boilermaker who lives the life; "come this time next week, I'll be swimmin' in it" hit different

@judysimpson3774 Год назад

Best mates a boilermaker. This is hysterical because it's true. The only thing missing is the workshop dog getting off his bed at smoko and snatching dimmies out of bloke's hands who never saw it coming. 🤣

@GnuFrontiers Год назад

The B plot of the QANTAS flight was awesome 🤣

@RachaelWard Год назад

“357 Dead At Qantas Airlines” on the TV in the background had me rollin’😂

@RedheadJack Год назад

So this is the guy who made OceanGate's Sub

@xtrafresh2721 Год назад

You know it’s a good day when Garn uploads it

@NateH-qd7bm Год назад

Get a bit worried when he doesn't

@TashiTheChildOfApollo Год назад

The quality of these videos is sky rocketing. Good on everyone involved. Bloodily fantastic

@potheadpikachu403 Год назад

You guys make me proud to be an Aussie

@joshuahood2343 Год назад

always good when garn uploads my day just got better

@kamilbmx Год назад

0:48 did anybody notice the news on the TV ? Gotta love the attention to detail

@lukeplayzgamez6414 Год назад

Today's a bloody good day because garn has another banger for us

@Milo_3639 Год назад

Watching this video grants me legal authority to play with metal works

@johannes7059 Год назад

stopping everything when i see that Garn uploaded, you never miss

@spadgm Год назад

OMG, this was absolute gold!

@TheKetamineSquid Год назад

as a welder myself, this is too accurate. good onya garn.

@Ieviathan345 Год назад

You know it’s gonna be a good day when Garn. uploads a new video

@sebbi9752 Год назад

You know its a good day when Garn. uploads! 🔥

@Slavicplayer251 Год назад

currently a welder apprentice can confirm it’s all true

@Knightmare-yg1rd Год назад

same here laying dime's

@Kenionatus Год назад

Did you win or loose last week's fight?

@Slavicplayer251 4 месяца назад

@@Kenionatus i’m 6’2 and was 140kg at the time

@user-gd8ib3hv7e 2 месяца назад

Currently a 14 yr old welder in college all of it is true

@bethdoublekickchick8007 Год назад

My sons dad, is a welder, we were together for 14 years and this is spot welded on mate! I can smell the fumes, diesel grease and grinding dust right now 😅🤘

@ghoste1605 Год назад

Oil him up like a tin man to get a good weld was my favorite quote!

@armageddon3867 Год назад

YES, I’m a welder and a blacksmith so I feel proud that we got a video

@christianburns4589 Год назад

23 years as a welder I've seen all of this both in aussie and nz. Bloody spot on 😂

@SaulGoodman053 Год назад

Hey man just wanted to let you know, you make my day ten times better even when I've had the shittiest of days. Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing.♥♥

@oneandonlylean Год назад

Gay

@raisedhalkey Год назад

Bloody great vid, like always, so true as well.

@Michael-it7nx Год назад

@Garn… you have a great crew of mates for these skits. 😀🤜🤛

@andrewhill3828 Год назад

Love to see it, welcome back

@-_._._- Год назад

Gonna show this to my old man who has been welding for 30 years.

@nathanuel3762 Год назад

The best! Gotta do a plasterer one next

@andor001 Год назад

One of the best channels out there.

@HippieDreamsWV Год назад

Improving your craft a lot here. Great video!

@perhapscoleiro3164 Год назад

Gotta love the Garn

@hondaftwg9543 11 месяцев назад

Honestly this is 100% correct when it comes to small mom and pop fabrication shops. 2 years of wasting my life for nothing. Get in with a company that cares about its employees.

@bnbcraft6666 6 месяцев назад

They only offer $15 an hour 🙄

@iainmaclean4872 Год назад

the best welds in this video are the ones on the cages for your coworker's tools. mind-blowingly accurate.

@stupidas9466 Год назад

Nothing better than the "safety squint"!

@big_ute Год назад

As a welder myself...this is 100% accurate

@cmoore496 Год назад

Classic Garn!

@ZenshouPhyr Год назад

I've been watching since the start and noticed the increased production levels on this one. Did enjoy. Wobby wobby ;)

@F1rstNameLastName Год назад

The "yeah mate" at the start of every video is perfect

@pedrovandenbroek1806 Год назад

I am a welder and this is a very good representation of our job

@IsaacWale2004 Год назад

This guy needs a T.V show.

@izaak2446 Год назад

surely

@jarrod1687 Год назад

That's an insult in this day and age, t.v. is dead.

@CampfireChronicle1 Год назад

it would just suck all the good comedy out fairly quickly

@AfferbeckBeats Год назад

You're watching it, he'd be reaching far more people with this channel than getting on ABC2 at 11pm on a Sunday or whatever

@smellysam Год назад

@@AfferbeckBeatsGarn reaches the bits ABC2 can’t, like Belgium. Erm. Actually a TV show would be ace.

@thcenterprisellc112 Год назад

Are man came Thur again just when we needed him most ! Crack on !

@Axeman2213 Год назад

This may I say is a garn classic

@bernmahan1162 Год назад

I once shared a house with three welders. At any given time one of them would be sporting an eyepatch!

@joelmctaggart3187 Год назад

Also a welder, had to wear an eyepatch twice in 6 months, still worth it despite rust rings in the eyeball.

@bernmahan1162 Год назад

@@joelmctaggart3187 Hope they pay you a decent wage!

@-black-noir858 Год назад

Before there was boiler making, there was Garn

@Careonovam 11 месяцев назад

Welded big press doors for years, 99% sure that counts as being a boilermaker. That and the fact that i'm allowed to smoke while welding. Great vid, you rock. Cheers !

@saitamaopm7865 Год назад

it makes my month every time u guys post

@FriedEggsandJellyfish 11 месяцев назад

As a welder, can confirm this was all true. We're over paid primadonnas 😂

@methylmania 9 месяцев назад

Yeah. Mostly spray and pray, biological welding robots fueled with nicotine and alcohol.

@user-qz2if4km4k 7 месяцев назад

Are we over paid?

@HSV-MALOO Год назад

Garn on top mate

@codybassett112 9 месяцев назад

Showing this to my coworkers. Thank you.

@joshkoster2851 Год назад

These vids always hit the nail on the head

@GlennyDemons Год назад

The legend comes through again Bro the end was gold haha literally 🤣👌 Jobson if you read this mate being a chippy wasn't smart

@fuge74 11 месяцев назад

Garn, I really love your work, while there may be a difference in local culture, the trades are near about the same where ever you go. I always get a good laugh at each of your videos and the guys at work really get a good laugh at them. unfortunately the boat my family was on took a wrong turn and ended up in the colony of Georgia.

@kyles5513 Год назад

This is some funny and very accurate stuff right here.

@encinoman903 Год назад

There's a gem of actual wisdom here: being on site _is_ better.

@luckyduckydrivingschool3615 Год назад

Ever since I started watching Garn videos I've been using Aussie slang around the job, and so far nobody has had the balls to say anything about it yet

@JustAPersonWhoComments Год назад

Being a welder sounds like a wild mix of skill, chaos and questionable life choices

@radioanon4535 8 месяцев назад

Currently learning to be one. Yes, it is. I'm not even a proper welder yet.

@2010couple Год назад

The news in the background lol. Great touch

@willow1545 Год назад

I have never met a welder that could go 2 words without coughing their lungs out this video is very accurate

@admiralcat8409 Год назад

It is a great day when Garn uploads

@navfab1 Год назад

Grinder and paint, make ya the welder you aint.

@DannyBoy3507 Год назад

Garns always spot on with these videos 😂

@joshuavella5563 Год назад

Love this guy

@dino5887 Год назад

DO A BARBERSHOP APPRENTICE ONE

@IsaacWale2004 Год назад

Video idea: Every RU-vidr ever.

@crandonborth 2 месяца назад

As a 27 old welder that has 34 years of experience… I can confirm we do all of this.

@aotearoa24-79 11 месяцев назад

The perfect definition of "you bring it, well wing it" 😂😂

@rangiem2948 Год назад

If, Garn was my work boss, oh hell yay... Have a great laugh

@WhoAreYou-.-. Год назад

Can you do fitter and turner next please garn?

@blackkakari Год назад

The bit with the alcoholic getting "oiled up" made me laugh. : )

@ShellShock11C Год назад

It's 5AM, I just woke up hung over (was a fun 4th of July), and Garn is the first thing I see. May not be such a bad day after all.

@1theKevin_ Год назад

How'd Qantas crash?

@gerardroll6468 Год назад

So, so accurate… And pretty f**kin’ funny 👍😂

@edslater9416 Год назад

Mate there needs to be a every miner ever, keep up this work bro makes me laugh every time

@BILL-sb5kk Год назад

ONE OF HE FUNNIEST VIDS I SAW OUT HERE ON THE TUBE !! EXCUSE THE CAPS MATE, THE BLOODY KEYBOARD HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN,

@liamlees5899 Год назад

Mate I’ve been doing this for 146 years and I can tell ya right now your doing it all wrong, you got soft hands

@Dmonbomber Год назад

been waiting a long time for this

@anthorus1996 Год назад

Walking into work with the shames from alcohol withdrawals AND wearing that welding cap was too spot on for one of the casuals my old workplace had fkn hell