Everything Wrong With Dragonball Evolution In Many Many Minutes 

It has to be because this shit is horrible and a disgrace

Niggageta Pires NINGEN TRASH MAKING MY REALITY LOOK LIKE SHIIIIT

accurate af

Nick Gaming day

if this was the real dragon ball I would hope zamasu would destroy us all

Yes popo

When you can actually get the plot of the movie from its eww video it means the movie is terrible

@@donna8536 Pecking order kidding Team Four Star reference

@@vikingdoug9658 I know

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sins

the one thing this movie got right

@@Emily-tv1iz however, there’s no way they did that intentionally lol

i tought goku prefer meats

@@Emily-tv1iz well, not exactly. can't remember goku beeing a fruit enthusiast rather than eating whole dinosaurs

Goku's fantasy would be a full course meal!

And the person who created this bs didn’t even watch dragon ball and that’s what messed it up

@@THETOPMAN97 and if I'm not wrong the director only watch 1 episode of dbz

In a way, this film revived DBZ

@@TheGabller That's the best thing about this movie. And we're talking about a whole movie here, so that's not something I should be saying.

How was Toriyama not allowed input on his own series?

KyuubiZz goku wasnt dumb he was just uneducated

Wiidiculous James dude he thought marriage was a type of food XD

Patrick Mccaul because he didn't learn what marriage was... hence uneducated

micheal hernandez Seems like Goku isn't the only uneducated one here...

He met chi chi when he was a kid

thefreeburningspirit In the show/manga he doesn't because his grandpa says he doesn't want to be revived, but this movie makes no mention of this so yeah, it should be a sin.

That was a TFS reference form the Honest Trailer right?

***** Which according to the movie woudn't apply since Gohan died 7 days prior to the summoning of Shenlong

***** yep

***** the only time that really came up was whenthey were bringing back everyone killed by freeza and i assumed they were just saying so many people he only had enough power to revive 1 years worth of victims. i mean they recently brought freeza back after being dead for over 10 years.

He died thats why they need the dragonballs to revive him

@@trihermawan9553 lol

omg

We need less krillen in the real show

krillin? where is Goku?

Good for him, his Piccolo was the only thing worth a damn about this movie.

James Marsters should have played Vegeta. Based on his role as spike he would have been a perfect Vegeta.

We call him Spike. Because he's Spike... Buffy's weirdo side piece.

@@Lucky_Chase I knew bender was a buffy fan edit this worked better when chappy had a bender proflie pic lol

Weirdly hearing spike from Buffy was in this made me watch it and at the end I was like damnit even he didn't make it tolerable

A shame you didn't E-mail TeamFourStar and have them help on this.

King0fBanditJing They helped with Screen Junkies if you want to watch that ^-^

lonekibademon yeah, I saw that

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a problem only for me. Big thanks for taking time to look at the source material for once.

Tuzo Last Airbender is an anime.It's on anime1.com and Nickelodeon licensed it as anime.I love Last Airbender so I had to correct you.

...And tried to punch Chi Chi in the face on their fist date?

Ok so lemme tell you something, in the original show and manga, Goku is basically a retarded 10 year old who's been living in the woods for the past few years cause he went great ape and squished Gohan (grandpa gohan, not his kid gohan) He's just really stupid, and he meets Chi Chi when he goes to get the dragon ball that Chi Chi's dad, the Ox King has. Chi Chi tries to fight him, and chi chi is also 10 or so, and she loses. Then Goku taps on her vagina to see if she was a girl. Skip forward to when Goku is 18, and he enters the world martial arts tournament and fights her, not realizing its her, beats her in the match, then she tells him who she is, and then he's like, "oh yeah, you're a pretty lady and I promised to marry you at some point and then just ran off. Oh, and you love me? Cool. Let's get hitched." Then we skip to the beginning of DBZ and it turns out he has a kid now. But does not know the meaning of the word sex. So again, he's still kinda retarded. He got dropped on his head as a baby so it makes some sense, but still. Not exactly a good relationship model.

Max Smith not retarded. He's uneducated. he literally traveled with the smartest woman in the world and she decided to never tell him how society work.

Max Smith like u said he practically grew up in the woods he never went to school and got educated like vageta and the other characters

I love krillian's definition of marriage

So because of this shitty movie we got dragon ball super 😂. So thanks to them.

The true live-action Dragon Ball that Toriyama really wanted is one where Jackie Chan portrays Son Goku (he sees no one else except Chan for the role according to Toriyama), even Chan was on-board with that idea because he also loves both the story and character. The best opportunity for that to happen was to make Dragon Ball GT (1996 - 97) as a live-action series instead of an anime. Just so that Leonardo DiCaprio could also play the role of Trunks.

@@KenMasters. That would be a even better and more faithful live-action adaptation of Dragon Ball than what Dragon Ball Evolution turned into. All though I would be a little sceptical of Leonardo DiCaprio play role of Trunks if this were going to be live-action version of Dragon Ball Z.

wait, are you telling me he ISN'T the Green Goblin?

He does lmao

it's megamind

HE LOOKS WORSE MY F*CKING EYES

@Killer Duck yea lol

But the narrator included that sin during the segment of the video in which he did NOT consider the original source material. That said, that fantasy part doesn't seem all-too unreasonable even without considering Goku's actual nature, since strawberries seem to be often paired together with sensuality.

Thought the same thing lol

That is perhaps the even bigger sin.

The thing that ticks me off the most is the fact that Goku isn't Asian while all the other DB characters are in this movie. Like wtf.

+ParadiseAndGin well Bulma, Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, Roshi, Gohan ARE all Asian. Goku on the other hand is technically a sayian so I fail to see what pointing that out does.

Lol

Lol

Actually, the last airbender was cool and enjoyable. This movie however.... Was a clusterfuck

+Reece Brown ever

+Reece Brown never ever. the dude wouldve ate 5 courses, then be like "better save room for dessert"

+Todd Stone True heck even 47 full course meals what fox has something against glutton

+Reece Brown - From what I recall, Goku was also never a horny teenager who would bail on his beloved grandpa for a party, heck he didn't even know what a girl was until he met Bulma because he lived isolated and never went to school. Oh well, I guess the movie had to relate to american teenagers, just like how in every f**king teen movie ever we have to have a romantic relationship.

+Reece Brown And that Gohan was f***ing dead before Goku was 18!

Even.Sean disapproved that movie x D

*8000. Either watch the remastered one series, read the anime, or watch Top 10 Facts by Top10Memes, also known as LEMMiNO.

Beltsazar Samosir I know the original version is 8000. I have the Japanese version of Z as well as DBZ Kai. And I've read the manga too. Over 9000 was a mistranslation which eventually turned into a meme.

***** Oh, I'm the idiot? What does that make you, brain dead?

+dragon61rider plz tell me ur trolling...if not read the manga,where the original says its over 8000

Actually goku is about 16 when he kills demon king piccolo so they somewhat got his age right

@@omar1987first 16 yrs old, played by a like 30 yrs old guy.

I got a better one. WHERE THE FUCK IS KRILLIN.

@@tjwizzy The video already listed that

@@tjwizzy omg how could I forget the best earthling🤦🏽‍♂️

IKR 'EVERYTHING' is absoloutly wrong with about this movie whoever made it should be arrested and fined cuz wtf nothing is right or even makes sense

iran lassninja This movie didn't even try to follow the original Dragon Ball series

This is literally my first look in the movie, I HATE IT.

It's like a poorly written fanfiction by a twelve year old who saw the characters on a poster and decided to use them.

Actually, Goku was 16 when he defeated King Piccolo. If anything, he should look older in the manga. Not that this justifies this horrid shit stain of a movie in any regard, but yeah. Edit: to elaborate, Goku defeated King Piccolo on May 9th, Age 753, and was born sometime in Age 736. If he was born early in the year, he might have even been 17 by then. Also, it should be noted that while in the manga he was born in Age 736, "Bardock: Father of Goku" implies that he was born in Age 737 (he was a newborn when Planet Vegeta was destroyed), which would make him 15-16 by the defeat of Piccolo.

4:52 Why would he say "Gohan's grandson"?

I didn't know this movie even existed *honestly* 🤷😂

I think he looks good as Goku, he had potential, just shitty writing

I've seen better Looking low budget cosplayers.

On a positive note...The movie didn’t make Yamcha look like a bitch.😂

oh yes the apology really helped. it actually cured my ptsd

@@ulick1692 It made Toriyama came out of retirement and made Battle of Gods, Resurrection F and Dragon Ball Super, giving the franchise a massive Zenkai Boost.

@@TheWarmachine375 forgive me for my arrogance

@@TheWarmachine375 movies good. Show bad

@@ulick1692 You're forgiven

DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon honestly. Usually it’s sorta disappointing seeing a “it’s over 9,000!” Meme, but in this case👌

FACTS

Thank you, Thank you

I wish he did this for Percy Jackson.

Beren OfNumenor Me too

yes.

Shit was so bad Zeno destroyed everything above 13. But wait, if the theory that 17's wish brought back the other universes is true then.......😳

@@combatpanda4264 You mean 17's right?

@@katana17 oh shoot. Yeah. I meant 17

@@combatpanda4264 Plot twist: DBS actually takes place in a long time ago and that's why we have this movie, Zeno bought it back

Into an abomination

It is trust me

This disaster of a movie deserves a billion sins.

Calling this movie a sin is a massive understatement. THIS IS AN ABOMINATION. Whoever made this movie should be shanked.

Abomination

I was the 667th like.... Nice

Whahahahahahaha good one, i can't believe i missed that XD

So true

That is so true

Oh, definitely.

Don't forget Yamcha.. a total annoying idiot who can't fight to save his life. I'd say they nailed that one.

Like me... This scarred me

I was yelling about how off the movie was!!!

When it came out, I had never seen DBZ before so I thought it was amazing, being like 10 or however old I was. Now its literally painful to watch this fucking garbage even In like ten second clips

I have watched pretty much all of the Dragonball franchise, including Dragonball Super, and I have watched this movie before, so I honestly couldn’t wait to see it be sinned for what it is.

Im a big fan of dragonball and I watch this film when I want to punish myself

Quality

YES PLEASE!

This was the first timeline he went to. He killed everyone there, went back and then reppressed his memories. This was his real trauma. Not the androids

Brian Nemenzo lol please-

But this movie isnt close to the real dragon ball anime

The actors are not to blame

its not that its just that they didnt give a fuck they had the material it was there and just like every other dick head they ignore wat real fans want then get that stupid look scratching there head wondering y the movie flopped so hard that it wont even be on tv cuz thats how garbage it was

Darkaigirl Night neither does this guy so what does he get a pass?

+The Animated Gamer (AnimeGamer) Isn't Akira Toriyamas name in the credits as a producer?

Ravemaster620 the guy speaking in the video

Ravemaster620 His name is there because this Movie has his Dragonball Manga As a base. Not because he had any influence in the production of this Movie

That's exactly what I thought

And Goku was not hurt at all. Just shows how strong he already was before drinking that weird water that increased his strength.

Don't forget that he literally picked up the car she was in and threw it several yards. That's a call for firepower, innit.

remember how gohan was supposed to be dead a few years before bulma even is a thing

Well he did say they only did a bit of research. They know very very little about dragon ball and only did what little research they did cause of how many fans wanted them to do a video on DB evolution lmao

Damn I didn’t think about that tbh but they have to start off the base of the story tbh, not all the way to the Buu Saga

Go back in time and prevent them from making the movie..

Or better yet go back and have the original characters beat these guys up.

Evolution is just one of the Universes Xeno destroyed.

lolsroflomgbla I now think that they DID have that Scroll. Trunks and Supreme Kai of Time just consulted Shenron AND Beerus about keeping it around. Shenron forgot about it long ago, Beerus wanted nothing to do with it, and in the end, history couldn't give another fuck that it was lost.

Will 2139 Most likely. That and it must be in another universe.

You seem alive enough to write that comment.

+Certified Trash Lol.

😂😂😂

same

im actually satisfied

Hahaha, ignorance is bliss. Yeah, I absolutely love Dragon Ball, and just seeing this shortened version with commentary filled me with complete rage.

Yeah he obviously has never watched any Dragon ball series to be pronounciating gohan has go-hann not go-haan

Yeah every time he mispronounced gohan I was like that a sin for him.

Liz リズ super sayain rage??!?!!?1?!

Diana Di Melfi the actual biggest sin is the creator didn't know what Dragon Ball is

That sin wasn't mean to imply that the movie was bad.

They explained that sin once. It doesn't mean the movie by itself is terrible, it is the poor timing of its release.

That one doesn't mean that they thought the whole movie was terrible, it means that the circumstances surrounding it's conception were bullshit. i.e. Sony making TASM in order to keep hold of the Spider-man rights.

Wait the move has something to do with the anime?i didnt notice!

Void Knight even if using it in the spiderman movie also fit because it's terrible ...

Kungfu hustle was way better than this.

Omg

i don't.... know what that is..

@@elevenjordan4042 watch it, it's kung fu comedy gold and a bit iconic in Chinese pop culture

I watched that show almost every New Year, it was amazing

FACTS.......you deserve more likes for this one LOL

Reads the script

E V E R Y T H I N G

I feel like 22 minutes is the longest video CinemaSins fans have ever seen?

* ballistic intensifies *

Jaune Arc omg ur my hero

Joaquin Orozco he can't no matter what he does Piccolo and Kami r the same person one dies the other dies

also, who the hell is the blonde/black haired guy

cole wygans yamcha

Well, Piccolo didn't die, so there's that.

the balls are inert

+Colton morrison "This movie exists 'ding' sins-∞"

+Bre Fujimoto Lol! It doesn't make a bit of difference guys...

+Colton morrison Except for James Marsters as Piccolo. Exceptional casting. But yep, everything else can go, including Piccolo's characterization.

+Colton morrison Amen Sister!!!

+mathew martinez hahahaha

me: a decent movie? Shenron: it is till beyond my power. me: a bearable one? Shenron: ........ how about I just give you a hat? me: .....I'll take the hat.

Not even Super Shenron could do that.

+Blackzero123 they should do 1 sin for every second this movie is on. And bonus sins for the credits.

Well put my friend

Yes This Movie,Mortals and Everything shouldn't exist! I must Destroy it before its too late

Juckle This sin counter and people who did is cringe and this movie is fucking aids.

Juckle I agree with you when I first saw this I was like this" It's mostly it dislike. It's dislikes it's OVER 9000! AND STILL RISING UP! WAIT ITS GOING TO HIGH! NOW ITS OVER 90,000!" Soon it went to 9 million. I think a little kid could do better

Juckle its not " everything wrong " its more like " every thing is wrong with dragon ball "

Juckle this movie was SO bad I wanted to die . In my opinion, this is a LOT worse than grew lantern

he admitted he had also no idea about dragonball at all and only made it to cash in. he should suffer for a whole 5 years straight and not just apologize for that bs he intentionally pulled off

ultramegaman555 Movie so bad he should be fined or at least do 2 years of community service

It wasn't the director it was the script writer, Ben Ramsay. Director James Wong stays silent on the matter. Nobody that worked this movie, writers, directors, producers and actors knew nothing about it. Fun fact: As of this post, Disney owns the rights to make a live action dragonball. They acquired it when disney bought 20 century fox in 2019. Don't worry, Disney is has no plans to make a dragonball film and are going to sit on the rights until expiration.

@@someonejust5062 LOL DAMN! LMAO

@@ultramegaman555 lol did he really need to admit that cause that shit was pretty evident 😂😂😂

+ipicy909 oh god if they brought Vegeta into this it would be an insult to him along with every other Sayian

React2Quick yeah

He probably would have died early in the movie. Hell; I think his character would have been humble.

LEF VTwo they would have made him bullie

+ipicy909 u do realize they r making another one and it has vegeta right?

MalzraAirwynn true dat

MalzraAirwynn Oh my gods, I can't believe 6.50-7.02 hahaha That bit "Oh shit they dragged poor Chow Yun-Fat into this movie" and when did his reveal it was so bad/funny I nearly choked on my cranapple juice. Cinema sins is such a great idea, thank the gods I never was into DBZ, I'd have to be so offended. I can really tell by Jeremy's voice, (its in the way that he said it) he hates this movie!

MalzraAirwynn yeah but this movie shit on goku innocence and original personality, it shows as a school teenager who wants to fit into school.

blackniksxD the movie always has been, and always will be, the wors movie ever. hands down.

blackniksxD Oh I don't contest that this movie is aweful and failed to capture the spirit of the original characters and story. I'm just pointing out that him fantasizing about food rather than girls is one thing that doesn't seem off to me.

You got that right.

Big facts

If you like this you are officially not allowed by akira toriyama to like dragon ball z

@@rider338: basically

It still makes me mad that literally nothing in this movie is right about dbz

At least Toriyama got out of retirement and made Battle of Gods, Resurrection F and Dragon Ball Super.

@@TheWarmachine375 i stopped reading near the end of z (this was way back when they were actually being published new) and id heard gt is awful... is super actually good?

Junon Tann super is my favorite out of the whole series, it's amazing.

@@sullsbulls380 well im moving back to korea so i guess ill check it out... been gettin nostalgic for dragonball lately (i realize its japanese... i just grew up reading it in korean and i prefer it that way.. english translations are ass and i cant read japanese)

Its really sucks I never watched it but i know its gonna be sucks

SWAGGY POLAR BEAR actually you need the super dragon balls to fix this

Well, I need other kind of dragon balls to forget this movie, if you know what I mean hehe

XDDDD i agree i could use them for this wish too XD

r/TheMonkeysPaw

Man your lucky

That is not ENTIRELY true, He obviously liked her, but was too stupid/ignorant to actually even know what dating is, let alone what marriage is. Remember, when she explains it too him, HE still goes through with it.

William B In Dragon Ball, he didn't know what marriage was at all because he was a little kid, but he agreed to it anyway. Years later, she tracked him down and was basically like "you agreed to marry me!" and he was like "I did? Oh ok." He didn't know what he was doing at all. He liked her in the sense that he saw her as a friend, but when they were kids she had a crush on him and he didn't (and probably still doesn't) know what a crush is. The only reason he went through with it was because he didn't want to break his promise lol

ImmaPirate Goku completely naive to such things, yet Chi Chi still got the dick. His first thought when she dropped her pants was probably "wait, you don't have one just like Bulma!"

ImmaPirate worng goku did nto go throw with it he did nto wnast borck prismies he said some times I say things with out thing good thing I kno what my heart wants then he want throw it he said heart told him to dude

signerleo snyder ...what???

I mean, that would make a good (major lie) sequel

Ummm cuz vegeta was introduced in dragonball z and this movie is about the "dragonball" ?

Consider yourself lucky veggie..

Looks like you don't watch dragon ball either. Because this is dragon ball saga. Not saiyan saga.

I believe that’s a reference to the honest trailer for this movie.

i was just saying that smh

@@IsaiahKeene its like they just looked on Wikipedia on the names of the characters and some of the plot and just tried to make a movie

Why is this comment not pinned? the most liked comments are just stupid people stating the obvious or trying to sound smart. Best comment

Isaiah Benel right. And gokus acting was bullshit

BulletProof Monk 3!

Marlon Dutan XD

Marlon Dutan i think this movie was his main reason XD

Marlon Dutan beerus and zeno should have let Zamuse let him do his thing XD

Marlon Dutanm XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marlon Dutan funny thing is. Zamasu's English dub voice actor was piccolo in this movie.

He is dead, man.

Dude, at least Krillin was one of the characters from the anime that this movie didn't completely ruin.

That actually sums it up, nothing else!

What about Yamcha?

@@alexmartinez5859 wait he's in the movie?

@@nathanielhuffman5908 Supposedly. He might be the guy that Bulma apparently falls in love with.

He forgot to mention the flying nimbus.

go-hand

Edgar Membreno agreed

Or maybe he just doesn't want to associate the live action character with the actual Grandpa of Goku.

Peek-alo

Edgar Membreno Go-haaaaaaaaan

Dr. Serg gaming It's called Evolution

MLG R8DR805 goku have never been to school,thats why he is low intelligence

Ayy Lmao goku is a genius and has high intelligence because he can fight

Y'know... If Goku treated everything like "one big fight", what would be your reaction? Cause frankly the only times when Goku acts "smart", is when he thinks about fighting.

This movie could have worked, if... Goku had no idea who he really was, and his grandpa wanted to keep that from him. To protect him from his savage past.. Then, having him go to school would have made sense, not showing us their training before hand, and when Goku gets into a fight, he shows off unique abilities that get unlocked because he was in a fight or flight scenario and his natural instincts kicked in. When grandpa dies, and he meets Bulma they can go to Master R. Island, Master R. knowing Grandpa Gohan can explain Goku's Ape origins and powers, the stuff Grandpa Gohan knew at least, and we could have went from there. Just saying, they could have at least saved that mistake had they gone that route.

yoo lmaooo 😂😂

I have hiccups because of you

lol!

Lmaoooo!! He already knew what was up! Haha!

It was wack

Ethan Hensley It's like the screen writer's just got done getting wasted/too many bong hits and realized the script was due the next day so they snorted a mountain of cocaine, read the first paragraph on the dragon ball wikipedia page, and wrote the entire movie in a night. Your comment made me laugh pretty hard lol.

TheAlmightyCon thats pretty much the impression i got when we watched it

Stillnotbitten This movie shares exactly one thing with Dragonball: The name.

Ethan Hensley *Sniffs Coke* What the fuck is a Goku

Go super saiyan and blast hollywood? That might do it...

The director of the movie has not watched one episode or read any manga of DBZ before making the movie. Also the writer apologized for the movie cuz he knew it was crap lol.

Preach!!🙌

Exactly lol

original comment xddddd

HyperX Xforts Killer it is bad if you're a dragon Ball fan

Same

I know

Ya ik. Edit: I won't like to ruin the number lol

Don’t forget he also pronounced shenron wrong

I got annoyed too lol

I literally wanted to punch the screen.

I'm so happy I've actually never seen this movie... I've been a massive fan of Dragon Ball for 15 years, watching the entire actual movie might bring me into a depression T__T

Kefka Palazzo You'll be in a deeper depression with Dragon Ball Reborn...

Kefka Palazzo The only way i was able to live trough it was by making my own sin list when i watched it and since Im also a fan my list had way more points. If you ignore the multipliers of course. Thank god i did not pay anything to watch that.

Commander Xaeon I was pausing every two minutes screaming "NO!! THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!" I paused it like 15 times in the first half hour until the person I was watching it with told me to just watch it through. But I was in a permanent state of "face-palm" the whole time.