Everything Wrong With Jumanji: The Next Level In 16 Minutes Or Less 

"Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow, like he always said I would?" This is the funniest irony i have seen in a movie in a long while.

Shouldn’t “We’re not gonna make it.” be a cliche by this point.

i predict that Nigel has been the sleeper villain of this entire series, and he'll reveal himself in the third one

"Umm... why are like, 20 NPC bad guys arresting the horse?" Trust me, that's the one thing that can always be considered intended gameplay in... most games, really.

Missed the largest most distracting sin for me the entire movie: There's a bullshit relationship breakup drama going on, resolved completely in 20 seconds, for no reason, just to create tension between characters the entire movie.

Can we all just agree that Kevin Hart's take on Danny Glover was excellent and showed some real acting talent? He really nailed him in manner and speech.

CinemaSins: The only RU-vid channel that can make me start questioning and disliking a movie that I once enjoyed

Welcome back to " Everything Spoilers!! Wrong Duh.. With"

Literally the only movie I've seen Kevin Hart play a character other then Kevin Hart.

If Milo does die in the game for some reason, will his dead body just teleport back to the real world?

"It's really not hard taking on a rock when you've handled a mountain" I didnt expect this and love you for making that reference.

Imagine strolling into a theater with cinema sins hoodie, like “ya I’m here for all business no pleasure” iykwim

“These days I don’t even know what year it is.” *Everyone felt that*

Literally anyone: "Martha" Cinema sins in any movie: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" always gets me lmao

The fact that he didn’t remove all sins for Danny Devito is a sin itself

I liked the first Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, but my biggest problems with this one now that I realize it is that some parts are repetitive, but is just put into different situations 1)The conflict between Fridge and Spencer: The conflict between Milo and Eddie 2) Bethany complains about being in Jack Black's body: Fridge complains about being in JB's body 3)Getting chased by motorcycle riders: Getting chased by ostriches 4) JB's character getting eaten by a hippo right after they was dropped into the game: JB's character was eaten by a snake after they dropped in the game I think there's a couple more, but these were the worst issues in it (to me). I know none of them are that serious, I liked the movie, but the plot or script could be a little better.

I was expecting a sin retraction for the scene where someone offers Mouse Finbar a cake slice and he freaks out and just flips the tray

A 15 second logo? *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!*

All the characters jumping into the body-switch water at the same time isn't a sin. It was clearly shown that after being in the water, characters only switch when they touch. If you want to argue that it would have been hard for them to avoid accidentally touching while in the water, that might be valid, but it wasn't just a random mechanic that conveniently gave them what they wanted. They jumped in the water and then chose who to swap with.

Regardless of all the sins: I love Jack Black in these movies. He's always doing hisbest and a damn good job with it

You missed one; when Milo stays in the game, what are the rest of the group going to say; won’t people think they murdered him!?

1:57 Jumanji was probably calling out to them. 2:29 I think it didn't grab Bethany, because she didn't need to go in. She seemed rather happy with her life and didn't need Jumanji's guidance.

This movie seems to be extremely Jack Black-ist...

"It's really not hard taking on a Rock when you've handled a Mountain" niiiiice :D

When the horse grew wings that’s when I realized my drink had been spiked

7:25 "Marthaaaa" "Why did you say that name?" That's a classic😂

12:53 shows Jeremy never played a videogame before. There are actually special sidequests that can only be done if you fulfill a special criteria.

A lot of the sins in this are to do with “how could they have done X, if Y character never entered the game?” But that’s literally the point, they couldn’t have. Alex was trapped in the game for 20 years in the first one because he couldn’t get through the challenges on his own. So all of the characters have to be accounted for in order to make it through the game.

Jungle movies: exist The Rock: it’s free real estate I’m actually excited for the Jungle Cruise, love the ride

"In what video game from the mid-1990s would they feature a scene where one of the characters makes out with a hot lady?" Questions that were never meant to be answered

The fact that fridge says “we haven’t even picked our guys yet” instead of “characters” is hilarious to me and I have 0 idea why.

“Is using the first letter of her name that much of a stretch? This guy goes by Fridge” 😂😂

the last time i was this early, cinema sins didn’t use this intro

MARTHAAA Batman: WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME!?

“Well if the Bridges start shifting then fridges geometry skill aren’t worth s*it” but in the movie fridge uses his geometry skills to navigate through the bridges proving they aren’t s*it

"I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life." I could say this is wrong on so many levels but I think one level is enough. I just don't know which level that would be.

“Why did you say that name?” Sin had me nearly dying! One of the best ones in awhile. So good!

You do realize that they're in a sentient game that can adapt to their decisions and create situations accordingly. It's like DnD.

I just want to note how great a performance Kevin Hart did in this movie. Seriously, throughout the whole movie I kept thinking "Wow, Kevin Hart is really good in this movie." Don't get me wrong, he was funny in both movies, but I think he really nailed the whole "Impersonating Milo" thing.

10:25 You missed a Wilhelm scream.

It should have been called Jumanji: Restart

Could you imagine how annoyed they'd be if using your last life just teleported you back to the start of the game? 😂 it's never been confirmed what actually happens when the last life is used, they just kinda assume you die

I wonder when The Rock will decide he’s made enough easy money.

I said it at the theater, and I'll say it here: 10 sins for Spencer and Martha not making up while Spencer was still the thief. Then again, ten sins off for not falling into the "Spencer became the bad guy of the game because of his personal issues" cliche.

More sins: -The whole point of this franchise is that the game forces people to play and indirectly teaches each and every one of them a life lesson. Spencer, having learned to have more self-confidence, *willingly* goes back to the game. The 4 of them have to go through another adventure, even though they don't have to learn anything, so I'm not sure why the game is allowing them to play. -Eddie & Milo find the time to talk about their issues while walking, driving and riding animals. They even stop at one point to have a confrontation. So... how come nobody has a proper talk with Spencer about his decision until the climax? When that finally happens, a straightforward conversation with Martha is all it takes to open his eyes. Unlike the previous 2 movies, this feels like it could've easily happened in the real world without any supernatural intervention. When they leave the game, his friends don't seem to be mad at Spencer, even though they're entitled to. -Even a horse can be an avatar? How could it work as a playable character? -Alex, after spending 20 years trapped in the game doesn't even hesitate when asked to go back? -Remember that Bethany liked Alex and she got over it a little too fast to be believable? Here, there are opportunities to show that crush again, but it's not even alluded. Not even when she's a horse and he literally rides her. -Bethany goes to Alex's house in the middle of the night and he lets her in. Doesn't Alex's wife have any questions? How does Alex explain how he and Madison know each other? -Why does the villain have a stats menu despite not being an avatar? -Why would the game have an ostrich run towards the heroes like it knew they were there, stop and stand still? Mouse says that ostriches will attack if they feel threatened. You don't need to be an expert to figure that out. Anyway, what if you don't do anything to the ostrich? It seems like the game expects you to do something. -At the end, why don't they destroy the game to make sure this doesn't happen again?

Braveheart's dad is literally Bravehart in a wig 😭

The acting of Dwayne, Kevin and Jack in this is absolutely fabulous, the film was soo funny 😂

That womam: Yes terrible Danny Devito: so anyway I started blasting

"Have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle? Who wants to play that game?" Fallout: *Exists*

In the previous movie Alex came out at the exact time he entered the game, basically altering the timeline. But in this one everyone left together even though Spencer entered first and should come out before everyone else joined to help him

*"who plays a game where you can sprain your ankles?!"* Me: litterally everyone... Alot of game requires you to heal yourself somehow. Examples: fallout (sprained ankles)/ far cry (Broken fingers when you manually heal) Im pretty sure there's more but I'm too lazy to list them.

Jack black : Martha Him : why did you say that name Me : dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You damn hippie” Ok you got me CinemaSins, take the like

11:20 green hell has splinters that need attention and fallout has crippling these are uncommon in games but they do happen in some high quality games

Milo: does anything Jermey: DING

“Awkwardfina” hahaha Cinemasinssins better take one off for that one

two things: 1) they should sin the heck out of Tinkerbell if they haven't already 2) I've watched so much CinemaSins that I can't help but sin movies as I watch them...thanks Jeremy -__-

i think it’s time for “everything wrong with ‘the mist’ in we’re living in it minutes”

I love what fridge says at 2:04

10:24 "Monkey Wilhelm Scream"

"When have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle?" The entire fallout series has limb crippling as a mechanic.

"It's not a prison" me to my mother talking about her not leaving the house and letting me do her shopping 😒

I appreciate Danny Devito's role in this movie.

"They're will eventually be jumanji in this jumanji movie right" 🤫🤣

Bebe Neuwirth still looks good!

I was really annoyed that the old guys after 30 minutes still couldn't get on board with the fact they are in a game

10:50 I love that Alex calls Spencer kiddo when Akwafina is 5 years older than Nick Jonas. Simple writing that really sells the story.

11:20 CinemaSins has never played a Bethesda RPG and it shows.

6:40 I laughed my ass off when I saw this in theatres and still laugh to it to this day

The fact that he forgot to mention the Monkey Wilhelm Scream makes me extremely disappointed.

Me:*watches any movie * My mind: "I wonder what cinemasins should say about this"

Last week's hint: 2 comedy sins Thursday's hint: Historial sins, sort of. *It's Jojo Rabbit isn't it?* Edit: It's not if you're reading this before the next video is out.

watching a new cinema sins vid is weird, im used to seeing "posted 1+ years ago" since I watch so many

"Have you ever seen a video game character get a sprained ankle?" Me: (Looks at 7 days to die.)

Please tell me I’m not the ONLY ONE that noticed how DOPE the new Intro was?!!😦🔥🙌

“Have you ever see a game where a character gets a sprained ankle?” Flashbacks to darkest dungeon

Don't sin a movie that has our lord and saviour Danny DeVito.

"When did this turn into Mad Max Jumanji Road?" Last movie I believe.

I watched this movie for my 18th birthday, and the fact that it ended with Danny DeVito saying that life is a blessing really made my day. I know this movie has a ton of sins but that part touched me, I'll never forget it.

"This is a flightless dune buggy" You forgot the "Martha would be excellent at CinemaSins" line

10:41 it's been established the Game WANTS people to lose. That's the entire point, it's a haunted and evil game that enjoys tormenting people, hence it stacks the deck against them.

This movie was WAY better than I expected it to be.

You missed one: Fridge says that he is looking for Spencer Milo asks him if he is hungry !!!

I swear, over 70% of these sins had me saying "what the hell are you talking about Jeremy", contradicted previous sins, or proved that Cinemasins people have never played a video game/don't understand that the 'game' is set up like a cheesy action movie.

4:52 Because Fridge is not hitting himself properly. He’s poking, not patting with an open palm.

@11:35 Well the avatar switching happens based on the handshakes that come after being exposed to the poop's waters. They didn't show any handshakes the second time around when they all get back their original avatars but we can assume it happened off-screen for maximum coolness

Thanks to this vid I can look forward to the next Th3Birdman video.

Another example of “Jeremy doesn’t get the movie” *ding*

I love the glowering Danny Devito when Milo first appears. Seriously, that old dude's adorable XD.

I think the game changes when more people enter. Cyclone the horse might be a NPC if he didn't have a player. Same for Ming Fleetfoot. The reason the guy before got trapped for 20 years was because he couldn't do it alone. But with 4 they could. A bigger question is. There is clearly a living world there. With people. So the player characters might be alive when not used. What about them when used by players. We are wandering into ReBoot territory here, lol. Ultimately it's a game that loves to torment the people who play it. With worlds. It's a connection to world's. It doesn't want to teach anything. It's just a sadistic game. And there's living people in the world's it uses to torment the players. They seem to have forgotten that.

"Everything wrong with jumanji the next level in 10 seconds or less" It's not the original jumanji with the late great Robin Williams💥🥀

8:30 Oh sure, remove a Sin for Kevin Hart's acting and NOT one for Jack Black's. That makes PERFECT sense. Especially because Kevin Hart was praised more for comedy in this movie than Jack Black was.

"It's not really hard taking on a rock when you've handled a mountain," got me so bad 😂 I'm lmao

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

I would love if they did a movie where cinema sins narrated a man's life.

Honestly I liked The Rock and Kevin Hart doing impressions of old men

Just gonna take a moment how the frame at 1:50, Danny Devito looks exactly how Phil from Hercules would look in his grumpy days.

Love seeing the new logo every time

I loved Kevin as Milo lol “My Name is Milo Walker” 😂

11:20 Resident Evil series (except for the first game). I mean, yeah, it can easily be fixed by simply eating some herbs or using a can of magical healing spray, but they do limp when at less than "fine" health. I'm not saying you're wrong for sinning that far less common detail, but there are precedents.