Illuminati agenda. Notice the company name. 0:18 Their motives are no secret, and they'll use that fact to attempt to justify mega harvest of souls. Scrambled my brain and framed me a threat to society for having refused to renounce God and join cult, you just wouldn't believe it if i told you, i'm 3rd eye open, satan is real.
@@NaddleSchidaddle (more spoiler: there's a plot point that the movie shuts down as soon as it starts. Towards the beginning, Katie takes Max to the Vet, which has a bunch parents with their pets and kids. This is vaguely important because Max hates kids. In the span of 2 - 3 minutes MAX, Katie meets someone, gets married (to her brother, I assume. Why do I assume incest? Because anything is more interesting then the cock Illumination whips out every time they make a movie. ), gets knocked up, and pops the boi out, only for him to age up at least 2 years. And Max is just like, "I said I don't like kids, but I like this little runt!" Also, I was visiting my girlfriend around the time the movie came out, and her mother and her little sister when to see it. I'm happy to say that neither of them liked it. To me, this is a sign that Illuminations constantly pushing out finely polished turds isn't working anymore.
the biggest sin is this movie is just so bland and a poor man's toy story. The best bits are from the trailer where they show what pets do when humans are gone. The actual story is boring as fuck
Daniel Blackstone have you played Super Paper Mario? It's about that the universe will be destroyed and a fake prophecy is created to counter it. It has horror elements that The Exorcist would be proud of. Mario, Luigi, and Bowser goes to hell. Has grim social commentary, an ominiwore pet fish that eats people, a dragon turned cyborg against his will while being brain washed, a girl getting tortured until she loses her memories by her father-in-law... and it's rated "for all ages" across the globe... Or read Phenomena? Like many stories for youth does it have chosen ones. It truly shows the cruelty of slavery, has implied rapes, the main characters has to kill unwillingly, shows racism, the main villain is the embodiment of evil and is impossible to really kill, but his leader is much worse wanting to conquer the country it takes place in solely for revenge and kill everyone in it, a main character's family where skinned alive, people are scalped alive to put the blame on them when the scalpers commit crimes, people rather get the chosen ones killed rather that endangering their villages, one main character is tortured until insanity, one ally kills many of another ally's comrades because "they all look similar... Or watched Digimon Tamers? One main character - Takato - is bullied and has things stolen from him, the other Jenrya experiences racism at school every day for being half-chinese, and Ruki lost her father and her mother wants her to be different and more like her. Their Digimon have their troubles too, Gulimon is created by Takato and because of that really naïve and abused a lot, Terriermon wants to fight but was nearly killed and has anger issues, and Renamon tries to befriend Ruki who's emotionally distant and wants her to be different. In this season dead Digimon NEVER comes back. One classmate of Takato's loses her Digimon, falls into a deep and very real depression as she hasn't coped with her mother's death yet, and... it gets worse... All 3 got amazing stories and characters, but darn... they are dark.
Sin: the only animal who can't speak is the bird, which is the only animal that potentially _could_ speak in real life. Idk for some reason that really bothered me
+Midgit Giant I liked Bolt, it wasn't the bet movie I've ever seen, it was good for what it was, and not gonna lie, the cat's backstory made me cry. XD
vaporterra I loved bolt great movie to watch, still forgettable as all hell, when you bring it up I get good memories but otherwise I don't really think about maybe that's just me. But it isn't a movie that is referenced frequently
As someone who's owned many cats I can tell you that yes, they absolutely will cling to the side of things like clothes for hours. I've had cats that would sleep clinging to the inside of a rolled up carpet that was standing up....yes, they clung to the side for hours and slept. They may not do uncomfortable, but they definitely have different ideas of what is comfortable.
Galaxy glitter when you repeat something to the point that it gets tiresome and unoriginal it's sometimes called "beating a dead horse" so he was taking advantage of the saying
Angry Birds, Finding Dory, Ice Age: Collision Course, The Jungle Book, Kung-fu Panda 3, Norm of the North, The Secret Life of Pets, Sing, Storks, The Wild Life, Zootopia... So many god damn talking animal movies in 2016 and only one is noteworthy.
In all seriousness, which one was noteworthy? I haven't seen any of them, but from what I know about them, I'm going to guess between Zootopia and Finding Dory.
Kung Fu Panda 3, Zootopia, and Finding Dory were all really good. Didn't even put Moana on the list but still good. Have you no heart? Dory was really good.
My dad got fired today because he had sex with one of his patients today, which is a shame because he was a really good Veterinarian. I guess he had a secret life WITH pets. I'll see myself out
Gerardo Gaeta best part if I remember correctly was when the thugs came from different sewer pipes and one of them was riding a toaster and gets electrocuted.
My mom literally threw up like 7 minutes into this movie. Turns out she had a stomach bug, and she looked me in the eyes and said, "That movie is a curse."
I noticed something strange in this movie that you didn't mention. So Max trashed the apartment early in the movie so that the owner will blame Duke and get rid of him, but when the owner comes home late in the movie and the apartment is trashed, she doesn't blame Duke at all, meaning it wouldn't have mattered in the first place.
Yep, when we brought our most recent female dog home, she refused to get out of the car and our male dog was just happy to have someone to play with and had no luck convincing her to come out. Now he sometimes wishes she hadn't because she loves play biting him.
So fun fact, the song the poodle rocks out to in the beginning (Bounce by System of a Down) is about a sex party. Either the editors had no clue what it was about or they did. Either way i think its hilarious
I was just about to comment this haha I heard this song in the advertisements and was shocked. I hope they knew what they were doing. Most of the other lyrics are not very subtle. If only the viewers knew the context of what they were bouncing on omg
Did you know that the guy that invented Cats Eyes actually got the idea from seeing a cat in his headlights at night. If the cat was facing the other way he would have invented the Pencil Sharpener.
6:24 him getting mad is the password that whole long sentence is the password. It's stupid I know, but you know it's the password because their eyes turned green once he finished.
40 other sins for you: 1. They blew a shit ton of money by having a Taylor Swift song in the opening sequence. 2. I live in New York. Fun fact? We don't go from small buildings to tall ones in a architecturally perfect sequence. 3. Night skies with aqua-outlined clouds at 0:52. 4. Katie's scarf is unnaturally long. 5. Someone left a pillow ON THE WINDOW for Gidget to sit on. I get that she's pampered and stuff, but that high up, you're going to have the pillow fly out the window the moment she gets up. 6. The windows don't have screens or bars, which are found in almost every apartment in New York as a safety regulation for plot convienience. 7. From how pristine they depict this city and its inhabitants, it is clear the animators and most of the crew have never been to New York for more than a minute. 8. What the hell is the cow on the milk at 2:04 doing? 9. How did those other dogs get into Leonard's apartment without his owner noticing? 10. Why is the fan on Katie's desk at 2:41 tipped over? Shouldn't it have tipped after Chloe gets through the window? 11. Katie is unhealthily skinny. Did the producers say to the animators "Oh, all New York twenty-year-old women look like sticks and have pets."? Because that's sexist. 12. Duke's tongue can support a picture. 13. A cat was completely skinned from a fight. 14. No one has hung laundry in Uptown Manhattan, New York (Which, considering they go to a park, live in a fancy apartment building, and have pets but no kids, is likely where this is set) has hung laundry since the 1920s. 15. Carrot key fits in a modern lock with no ridges or bumps whatsoever for the tumblers. 16. People need a license to keep hawks. You cannot keep a hawk in a poorly built shed on a apartment building in New York with a lock a dog can open without losing said license. 17. The hawk can fly and support Gidget. 18. No one notices a dog riding a hawk. 19. Dog riding a hawk doesn't go viral. 20. Who gave the pig a nose piercing? I can MAYBE see the guy giving a pig tattoos, but someone will question why they are giving a pig a piercing, why the owner needs a massive nose ring, or or even why this guy needs animal-safe disinfectant. 21. Who took these pictures of Ricky? They have a camera down here? The guy who owned Ricky didn't notice when all of his pictures were stolen? 22. Despite the common gag, it is impossible for crocodiles to live in that sewer. 23. The cats who live down in the sewers are dying every time a train goes by. 24. How and why does Gidget know how bad the sewers are? Does she have some backstory to do with that? Because that might be more interesting than this movie. 25. WHO THE HELL HAD AN ALLIGATOR AS A PET?! 26. Max isn't covered in Duke slobber by being in his mouth. 27. ...There is no way that Duke was able to pick up Max in his mouth and not even scratch him. 28. How did Max pull Chloe off the curtains without being crushed? 29. It would make more sense for the fat cat Chloe to be the one who goes everywhere, because no dachshund would be able to. 30. Duke and Max graduated with full honors from the Houdini School of Escaping Things. 31. Weiner*King totally isn't ripped off of Burger King. 32. Why all the security on a hot dog factory? Who would want to steal hot dogs? 33. The hot dogs wear mustard and ketchup, but not relish? That's relishist. 34. Not a single Weiner*King (it hurts me to spell it that way) worker notices two dogs eating all the wieners. 35. These dogs have perfect white teeth. No, sorry, dogs don't really do that. Cats, yes, because of scratchy tongues and shit, but not dogs. Even slightly yellowed would make this okay, because shadowing, but no, let's lie to kids about animal hygiene. 36. We see no humans or cars on these streets for this perfect perspective. 37. Large houses in New York. 38. How long did Duke actually look for his home? Because if Max and him together found it easily, he should have at least found it after a while. Haha, no. 39. That taxi full of animals replaced Chloe's table episode as the Top Video. 40. Those animals that were in Leonard's apartment can teleport. So that makes it... 171 sins. Also, an alternate sentence: They escaped AGAIN?!
27 actually it is possible. Dogs can carry eggs in their mouths without breaking them. It's one reason why they're so popular for hunting. They can find the corpse and bring it to the hunter without leaving any marks whatsoever.
EchoAzalea Also, carrots are bad for rabbits and if they ate a lot it could be dangerous for them. SO CAN EVERY!FUCKING! MOVIE! STOP MAKING RABBITS EAT CARROTS!!!! EDIT: Also at 9:37, the rabbit would be in lots of pain because huge amounts of water is bad for Rabbits’s skin and he would be dead
Y'know, this movie and Suicide Squad have a lot in common. Boring cast, cliche plot, lazy motivation, dead character the audience doesn't care about, useless crocodile... But Secret Life of Pets does have two things going for it: No Harley Quinn, no Joker.
6:28 oh.my.god THANKYOU!!! I remember watching flushed away when I was a kid and have been trying to remember the name FOR EVER!! It was one of my favorite movies and I remember one time I got the DVD stuck in the tv. I knew the DVD player on the tv didn't work bit I though hey why not. So I never watched the movie since. I HAVE SEARCHIKG FOR THE NAME FOR EVER!!!
I honestly do, I thought it was mediocre, thoughtless plot, & annoying. Plus I just hate the animation style for some reason. I know this is an unpopular opinion but I can't stand most kids shows made these days. To me they lack beautiful creativity and raw emotion. Now I know people say "it's just a kids movie" but that is the point. Why this is important to me is because the mind of children is molded by what it is exposed to. I look at movies like Bambi and you can see so much effort was put into it, beautiful music forces one to confront difficult emotions along with having fun in the mix, it is truly a masterpiece. I just can't stand the forced pop culture references, product placements, mind numbing humor, no critical thinking is encouraged at all. I don't know, again it's just my opinion. And of course I know that crap has been made since the beginning of time. I get frustrated knowing we have the most amazing capabilities in this day and age to create good movies/shows but they refuse to do it and just focus on marketing, merchandise, & ticket sales.
Tbh, Illumination is overhated. People compare it to companies like Splash Entertainment... a company that not only milked Alpha and Omega so much, but thought Norm of the North was good enough to be released in theaters. Splash doesn't have any good movies. Illumination did went too far with merchandise and had a weak spin-off. but aside from that, most of the movies were pretty good. I actually really liked the first two Despicable Me films and I give credit that the company released two original films in 2016. The animation is also really good too. People also talk how much they milked the Despicable Me franchise, but... compare it to Ice Age with alredy 5 films. HECK, compare it to the Land Before Time with 14 SEQUELS. Despicable Me doesn't even have the third Despicable Me movie released...
You're right, but my real problem about them is the fact that they can't seem to fit in a full story within 1 hour and 30 minutes. At the end of this movie and their recent movie Sing, I kind of felt unfulfilled not having any true connection with the characters and what just happened, I feel like they never get to put the true story they wanted and said, "Well crap."
"The animation is really good too" there are indie creators that do better. Illumination was formed specifically to make 3d movies for much, much cheaper than studios like pixar, and fast.
Everything not by Pixar, Disney and Dreamworks thats CGI is basically loveless instant-garbage. Unoriginal and based on flowcharts. This one looks just as horrible as Sausage Party (shut up, it's not funny) and Sing. Check out that turtle shell scene. Pixar would have turned it into a Mario reference instead of pretending we didn't know where it's blatantly ripped off from.
Shadowroxas It's not, which is why I didn't separate the word into 'your self'. I don't know why the acronym isn't just 'ky' - perhaps, were that the case, it could be mistaken to mean 'kissing you'.
I remember being so excited to see this movie, because it looked really cute. I'm so glad that due to school I had to wait until it was on its last weekend at the cheap theater. Because this movie sucks so bad.
So I was watching this on netflix w/ my mom when my brother came downstairs on the dream about sasuages and he said "Are they high on sausage??" "Yes."
Fillory's Future but Greyhounds’ legs are muscular enough to hold their bodies off the ground. Jack Russel Terriers (the dog breed Max is) don’t have too much muscle, but they have enough to walk and run. Look at a picture of a Jack Russel, and compare it to Max; you’ll see a pretty big difference between the two. So I’m gonna agree with the Marty Zebra guy
the designs are good, but I feel like the voices were poorly chosen. None of them seem to fit right. Maybe the fat cat and the big dog, if we're being generous.
Virus Reaper I get what you mean, if those books (and the captain underpants series) didn't exist, I probably wouldn't even know how to read lol but I don't think the movies are all that bad though.
This movie is just like Toy Story! Except without the heart. And the tight plot. And the good characters. And the great humor. And the character development. And ANY memorable moments. But hey! It makes up for all those things with: Poop jokes! Rushed and forced character arcs! Annoying Kevin Hart! Annoying minions opening! Annoyingly stupid pet owners! A plot that goes completely off tracks! Too many useless characters! Ridiculous leaps in logic!
nightmare springtrap I had to rewatch the trailer to jog my memory and then count backwards from when it came out to realize I was 10. That was 10 years ago, God I'm old lol
Smh take sin 19 off my cat is much fatter and it can open the fridge I actually had to duck tape it shut and my extremely obese cat still opened it! With duck tape!
One thing I noticed is that Tiberius's chain came off so easily. Those leg bindings for hawks tend to be pretty secure. Gidget must have super iron teeth.
PCMasterRace Personally I watch those videos to find a moment where the sin is or seems illogical or bias and pointing that out. Yep, I'm Sinning SinemaSins.
mruin its meme its not a real comment they think there being funny but there not..... now liam if your comment is real im not sexist i like women just as much as men
Cinema sins sins: The poster saying "The birds" is actually a reference to a mini-movie called "For the birds" Cats don't like uncomfortable? Ever heard of "If I fits, I sits"?
