Everything Wrong With The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 

Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

Jacob falling in love with a baby should be an extra 50 sins off the bat

The venom magically does Bella's make-up. Ding!

13:07 "Bella drops a cup and some bullshit happens." That will never *not* be the funniest thing to me.

How could it not include Bella staring at her flat stomach and realizing she's pregnant?

That whole imprinting on a baby thing made my soul vomit.

“Also... Jacob imprints on a f*cking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know... Jacob fell in love with a baby...” funniest sin I’ve seen LMFAOOO. Cracks me Up

I just realized during the honeymoon when they were outside Edward didn’t sparkle AT ALL

*Jacob enters the chat* *Child protective services enter the chat* *Jacob leaves the chat*

*He just fell in love with a BABY*

About sin 19- that was always a point of contention I had with this series, that it could have been AWESOME if it wasn’t about Bella. Edward’s history, Rosalie’s revenge on her rapists, all of Jasper, Alice running away from the vampire hunting her, it could have been great but noooooo

13:33 "Jacob take the baby" "..KEEP that away from me!" 😂😂 seeing that later he ends up with her

The scene where Bella’s chest pops up is unintentionally horrifying

Is it just me or does anyone watch these videos even when they haven't seen the movie?

My wife dragged me to this movie when it came out. During the whole sex scene I was like "Put the girl on top moron" while the people around me laughed. My wife didn't think it was so funny but come on this really wasn't a huge puzzle to solve.

0:30 if your daughter was Bella, you’d be an alcoholic too. 4:32 damn. I forgot how hot Taylor Lautner was in this movie.

You missed the sin where she was talking to Jacob at the wedding and she is wearing tennis shoes. And how can Edward have a boner if he doesn't have blood flow?

I'm sure you missed a sin for every time they're just blankly staring at things.

6:34 ok I'm a nerd I play chess and I know nobody cares about this BUT I don't know what he's smiling about since she's got two passed pawn on the seventh rank just waiting to mate the king in like five moves.

This made me realize how freaking ridiculous these movies are Is it bad that I want to watch them all again

Cannot believe that Bella's jumping chest (when the venom was healing her bones) didn't get a sin. That moment was hysterical for me.

“How does she know who that is at shirt wearing distance?” That made me cough out in sudden laughter. 😂😂

The entire story should have been about Rami Malek's character, Benjamin, the most powerful character in the entire series that the Volturi, Cullens, Stephanie Meyer, and everyone else ignored. He's basically all powerful and truly immortal (cannot be affected by fire because he controls ALL elements).

“Jesus, SKIP” That was me with this whole franchise

“I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain” She’s-She’s supposed to be a virgin right? Did she think that was avoidable?

"I've gone 4 minutes without a sin, so I'm sinning this movie for making that happen."

Writer: Abortion is bad! Also same Writer: but marriage between a very emotional damaged 18 year old annd guy older then her dad who abuses her is tottes fine

You missed a sin where the whole damn audience disappeared during the wedding kiss

Actually the pack share their thoughts. Thats why there are no secrets in the pack. So even if he wanted to hide Bellas pregnancy he couldn't cause he was thinking about

Still a better love story than uh... wait

*”He fell in love with a B A B Y.”* 😂

9:30 that part does mean something. I don't remember if it's explained in the movies but I somehow do remember it was explained in the book. Basically, because of Jacob's ancestor, he should be the alpha and Sam should be the beta but Jacob didn't want to be alpha so he willingly let Sam be the alpha. In this moment, it's Jacob claiming rightful alpha status and breaking off to basically form his own pack which is why no one attacks him, cuz he's now technically the leader and also now his own pack. Which is why when the others break off to join him, the other wolves can't do anything cuz they're basically cutting their ties with the original pack and joining Jacob's pack. Also the reason everyone was so angered over the baby is cuz no one had ever heard of a half vampire half human child before and thus there was no way of knowing how the child would behave or if it would be able to remain secretive and not murder people. Which is a problem they've had with children turned full vampire in the past, which is why the whole next movie's conflict takes place. Cuz children turned full vampire can't control themselves and end up going full murder crazy and almost exposing them, so they worry Rennesme(?) Will be the same. Also I have no idea how I still remember this, I just used to be a huge fan of this series when I was younger and apparently all the useless info has been seared into my brain.

Honestly, Twilight could be a wattpad story 😂🤷‍♀️

Edward and Bella’s wedding kiss lasts a whole goddamn day 😂

Not to defend this series at all, but at least 3 of those sins would be taken off if you remembered that the wolf pack can hear each others thoughts.

Jacob: falls in love with a baby Me: wait, that's illegal

The “shirt wearing distance” line cracked me up.

Still a better love story then Fifty Shades of Grey.

“So with absolutely no doctor on the premises...”Carlisle is a doctor

cinemasins grossly underestimates how quickly people can become stubbly. if she shaved the morning of her wedding, 12 hours later its normal to have leg hair!! let her shave dammit

“Someone’s dead body needs a sandwich” 😂😂😂

Kristen Stewart is like a shark. She can't close her mouth

you forget that Anna Kendrick is just shown in like 2 scenes or so. I would say that's the biggest sin, but ok

The “Yahoo!” part made me laugh right along with him 😂😂😂

"Well someone's dead body needs a sandwich"

Edwards vampy sense is tingling his skin is twinkling and I think I'm gonna head to the bathroom for a little tinkling That part is so damn funny ,🤣🤣🤣

4:21 "How the f*ck does she know who that is at shirt wearing distance?" I don't know, he's usually shirtless

VAMPIRE SKIN DOES NOT TWINKLE, MR DIGGORY!

“She got married stubble” Me: 🤣🤣

More like Twilight: Breaking *DOWN* Part I, am I right?

The no one harms someones imprinted person doesn't make sense... I mean Sam hurt his wife... Who he imprinted on....

Something I always thought about was how in True Blood, Jessica was a virgin when she was turned, so every time she had sex it was like she was losing her virginity every time. So I always used this idea as why Bella and Edward had sex before she turned

13:06 literally has me in tears LMAOOO

I was getting a Deja vu throughout the first half of the video......then i saw its reloaded ..........still funny ..........

Yeah okay, all of this is correct, but NEVER CRITICIZE ROSALIE! She's, like, the only rational and imperfect character in this entire movie.

I remember my mother walking in on the scene that Bella is in the car going to her honeymoon and being like "She looks so sad" LMAO

I’ve seen this so many times that I don’t really care that it’s re-uploaded

OMG, the Dr. House theme music thing just killed me. HELP 😂

Sin 84: Jacob's voice is unique because he's supposed to be an alpha so he has the alpha voice and Sam doesn't, he just has a really annoying one. More annoying then Seth's voice in wolf form and that's saying a lot.

The "Bella creates bad luck by seeing the director of Snow White and the Huntsman before the wedding" line had me rolling haha. Too soon. CinemaSins is comedy gold.

Interesting that Bella's father did not attempt to call her or find her in this movie, as he did in part 2. To add, for vampires that are centuries old and claim to have many degrees, that is odd that Carlisle did not use an IV immediately when Bella began to lose weight or try an emergency C-section. The claim that vampires are intelligent, yet the characters here have made many foolish and avoidable mistakes through the story.

for some reason i can't stop laughing at the 'im wolfing it home' bit

"That reminds me, my shirt needs to come off"... Lol I love it. Also, Jacob fell in love with a baby, hes fantasising about until she's 18 and they bang each other? That's extremely creepy.

"he just fell in love with a B A B Y..."

I see A Re-upload. 1. I Re-watch. 2. I Re-like. 3. I Re-comment. 4. I Re-watch...

9:01 I don't know if they ever explained this in the movie, but when they're in their wolf form the pack unintentionally shares all their thoughts. He was thinking about the pregnancy, and so everyone instantly knew about it. I still remember this, even having left the fandom 10+ years ago @.@

I know this has probably been said.... but the splitting of the final movie of a series/saga whatever was actually Harry Potter. So as much as I hate to say this.... sin off for breaking dawn part 1. Oh god

“CGI demon baby” This got me cracking!!!

"they're terrible and stupid and I wanna go home" 😂😂 this might be the funniest video cinemasins ever did

0:18 I'm starting to envy Edward's inability to hear Bella's inner thoughts

4:32 That shot you took at HP and nobody noticed 🤣

“good and pure? that’s not like *either* of you!”

Im reading twilight. The WHOLE SERIES. *infinite level of pain* Edit: you think that's bad? I'm reading THE ENTIRE SERIES wish me luck bois also thanks for the likes On the bright side, I have official clarification to say that every second Brock is on screen is a better live story than Twilight

He bit through the umbilical cord

i just watch these back because the underlying shade still makes me gasp to this day

I love it when something happens in a scene and all he does is laugh and award a sin XD

Still a better love story than.. Oh wait this is twilight

“Jacob fell in love with a baby”

My favorite sins in this video: "That's... an hour I'll never get back." "He just fell in love with a BABY."

Your narration cracks me up, oh it makes me laugh so hard, I love it.

I've just noticed that the wolf dude has always been a "nice guy". Just give him a fedora and voila!

*Also I guess that the metaphor here is that Bella is Jesus sacrificing her virginity for the sake of...wait...* 5:29

I just want everyone to know...Jacob fell in love with a baby. I was dying at this part. So freakin funny

"Man, fuck this bike. I'm wolfing it home!" Also.. *"YAHOO"* 😂

You had me at "oh, shut your fucking whining, Jacob" 😂 Omg nevermind the babypart is the best 😂

You could have left this unviewable, the less twilight in my life the better. Just kidding around, love your videos!

"She got married with stubble!" Hahahaha😂

One word: E V E R Y T H I N G .

I'm hoping the next video is Incredibles 2

Anna Kendrick is the only best thing that was good in the series

Were still talking about twilight even though it ended years ago😂LMaO Loved the video🤣

"Explain to me" Jake has the hereditary right to rule, which he relinquished in his initial disgust with being a dangerous werewolf

One thing I would like to point out that in the Twilight series, it was stated that the ware wolves are stronger on faster than vampires on average.

"Stupid imprinting" "Stupid Jacob".....I'm dying omg

10:23 I love that Yahoo got its own sin😂😂😂💀

13:06 CRYING 😭😭😭 “Bella drops a cup & some bullshit happens” LMFAOO

No harry potter started the splitting last movie trend years prior

This movie is so bad I can't even get through the CinemaSins version of it.

“Shirt wearing distance” 😂

The best lines in these reviews are always some version of “Shut the fu*k up, Bella!” and “Shut the fu*k up, Jacob!” lol!