Everything Wrong With The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 

So. Fucking. TRUE XD

agreed

you made my day 😂

Yes 😌

Nah, it's Bella's dad and his tragic tale where he is cannot do anything but watch as his daughter is on this horrible self-destructive path.

He was inside all day

Yep he never went out

He stayed insidr

So many people in Florida are covered in glitter from all the nightclubs that it's not unusual to see someone at the beach shimmering like a planetarium projector

Hahahaha damn man, you made me laugh out loud :)

that was brilliant

PrincessofErised THANK YOU

I'm so glad someone said it xD 90% of the sins are valid but he was wrong about this

haha I was literally just about to comment that!

@@hannerikruger7216 No. Several of these are invalid and could easily be explained if this idiot could be bothered to remember the movies. I know everyone hates them and everything but when you’re trying to criticize a movie and you’re just plain wrong about everything, you just look dumb

@@mydeskiswobbly Yup… well aware he’s not serious… but frankly it just gets annoying after a while when you’re constantly talking out of your ass and being lazy. And truthfully, I think people always say that as a cop out to excuse the fact that they half ass their content just to make as many videos as possible. Is it not more cathartic to mutually make fun of a terrible movie with accurate criticism-rather than just nitpicking about stuff you didn’t pay attention to?

what a hard choice

+PixxiePop To be fair...I couldn't choose between the two either.

+PixxiePop also slight pedophilia

+DBZCOURT it's a joke

True

YES!

Same

Not all heroes wear capes..

EmmyB64 23 maybe they do wear capes while doing these videos.

Yes yes yes I commented in the twilight CS and n am doing it here too..These guys are invincible

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@@dianam.920 very demanding

I'm so glad I am not the only one who thinks this. Their kisses are freaking weird.

To think sometime before this movie started shooting, Kristen Stewart had made out with Dakota Fanning in "The Runaways" and it did not turn out like how CinemaSins describes here. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess.

@@mariahdibben4066 I mean their kissed are suppose to be weird. Edward is holding back both his blood and sexual lust to protect bella so he can't kiss her less awkwardly.

o h n o h

Damn.

The Greatest Huntress that probably makes sex with her better for him.

In the Guide to Twilight, Stephanie Meyer fielded that question. She said that menstrual blood would not have been appealing to vampires because it was 'dead' blood,meaning it no longer carried a life force,so it was easy to ignore.

proud2bpagan true!😃

Me too hahahahahahahaha

"Uh dad? I'm a virgin!"

Also "Shark Boy loves Lava Girl."

Yea well... someone also got paid for writing these shitty books too. 😑

@@oddeyes9413 I think they ran out of money for editors.

Still found it stupid that she stabbed her self meanwhile when Bella did it she only cute her arm 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I totally agree.

+-just-a-fangirl-- I've always thought this ever since I was forced to see these movies. Twilight could have been a great series if it had focused on almost any other character besides Bella and Edward.

I would've like to see a book about Rosalie's story.

+Hailey Harmon Agreed.

Alexander Fix As long as it's not written horribly.

MsClumsyAssassin your not the only one that house was a really beautiful.

That was a gorgeous house.

Hellz yeah!

It has so many windows, it must be impossible to get any privacy. Not to mention it's in the woods, so if you ever needed something from the store, it would be, like, 20 miles away.

MsClumsyAssassin same it’s pretty but I like old houses better...

Only if it were in the form of a rap battle.

What about a movie where they fuck eachother

But what would be the difference?

How about where they ditch bella, n become a weird gay couple

Javier Escuella yeah that would be cool

lol

+Dimentio 10 I was thinking that Charlie was drinking because Bella was such a nuisance in his life and her selfishness is what drove him to drink. Lord knows I would turn into an alcoholic if I had Bella for a daughter.

+Dimentio 10 I think Mustache Dad was the only even remotely relatable character in the franchise. He has a highly stressful job, he's doing his best to be a good father, but what can you do when your daughter is a sociopath and you lose a lot of close friends during the course of these shit stories? Who can really blame him for keeping a few beers close at hand?

Scotch? I'd say bleach is more suited for this one

I tried to drown my eyes in soap and beer and vodka

Same omg 😂😂😂

same

OMG, Yassssss

Boris Wong SAAAAMMMEEEEE

Boris Wong hahahahahahaha

LOL

OverRatedGirl valuable twists don't exist in twilight.

4eversupersonicgirl True

OverRatedGirl They should have...

Now thats something I would watch, but knowing Stephanie Meyer she'd probably botch that up too.

Yes, he should just have given up on Bella and ran back to Lava Girl. Life would be so much better for him.

Still waiting for the sin video for that movie!

OMFG YE

@@shwahgamer there are no sins in the shark boy and Lava girl

@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 Yes there are, it's a really stupid movie. I watched it as a kid a lot, but as an adult I can barely sit through it for being so dumb.

That is a hilarious mental image.

I love you for this imagery

+Wistforlife “Mic5256 Aj” Trasformice lol

they do introduce something like that in breaking dawn, which is why we have a hilarious scene of Dakota fanning throwing a baby doll into a fire

Omg I did too😂😂

Perhaps because Kristen Stewart is lesbian....?

@@aionlover3981 she's bi

@@morimoto5768 Hindsight is 20/20 in that situation. It was right there in front of our faces.

Me too, killed me :D And "Haven't been shirtless in a while.. 'Sup!' :D

No, this is not some bullshit

I mean that would be way more interesting to watch, you know at least Jasper and Alice have compelling personalities unlike Bella & Edward

@@abigailmarshall5302 yes Jasper's story is lot better. Fuck I'd rather watch Marcus's (one of the volturi) story. Marcus has a awesome back/love story. He was in love with Aro's sister who's name I don't know. Marcus and Aro's sister didn't like Aro and his way and wanted to run far away from him and live together peacefully. But Aro wanted to have Marcus in his coven because of his powe which is reading and understanding the strength of relationships between people, Marcus can tell how strong the relationship is between two or more people. It's a useful skill to have especially when you want to run a empire. So Aro killed his own sister to emotionally damage Marcus and make him mentally weak. Then he used Chelsea's (a volturi guard from Aro's own collection whose power is to make people loyal to someone forcefully) power to make Markus loyal to him. Markus spent all of his life while is eternity to just be depressed and wishing for death while he cannot commit suicide. Also there's also interesting characters like Benjamin. Tbh Edward and Bella's story and characters are the worst in the God damn series while being the fucking main characters.

he is hilarious 😂

he is hilarious 😂

+7up0111 that one had me rolling! 😂

I KNOW!!

Funny you mention that as prior to shooting this film, Kristen Stewart did a scene where she made out with Dakota Fanning in "The Runaways". And it didn't turn out like what CinemaSins described. Which explains a lot in hindsight.

Is that ever said? He says he's waiting for her soul, not his. He knows she's a virgin, and he's protecting her soul...so?

Dallon Stump Yes, it‘s somewhere in the books

@@dallonstump9563 yes he did say that both of them are pure in that way

Yep they had to wait until marriage because the author is Mormon and despite writing a book series about a teen girl who wants to fuck a 100 year old man she has to be married first before they can bang. Priorities?

Shwah Gamers also edward did say that back in his times (early 1900’s) they saved until marriage. so it was also kinda keeping with his back story ig🤷‍♀️

Bella's dad: "WTF is wrong with you? Have you been drinking my beer again?"

Trine Langohr he's 109

#SOPHIA# Oh yeah, that makes sense. At the tender age of 109 you've still got to go to school...

The girls, dude, the girls... xD

I think they said smt about this in the first movie "the sooner you start in one place the longer you can stay there"

He was transformed by Carlisle when he was 17, so he kind of died and remained 17 in his vampire life. It's been 109 years in the movie since he was transformed I think hence is old age

Lmao

historically? i think u mean hysterically

Nice dickshun

That Homegirl - Oh my lol. I'd pay to see someone laugh 'historically'. Must be one impactful laugh.

More creepy CGI twilight babies! Yes

ive been laughing at this comment forever

Hilarious

Comedy gold 😆

+Nerd Life When five year old me thought about newborn vampires (my logic as a kid was different to mine as a teenager), I assumed they were small infants that would cry a lot, not because they wanted formula, but because they wanted human blood 😂

Megan Ward - she did say that she wanted kids, to sit on a porch next to her husband surrounded by their grandchildren.

I remember her saying that in the book, but not in the movie.

Megan Ward - i think it’s the only clip from that scene that wasn’t in this video

Lynn Davis oh....thanks

I only started watching this series (on Cinema Sins) because of that, had to wait two whole movies.

@@_b_moll same😭

​@@juliahorst I already watched all of the Pitch Perfect movies the Accountant and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World for the same reason, and Scott Pilgrim was the only one I've actually seen, as well as the latter half of the Accountant, I NEED MOOOOOORE

@@_b_moll i’ve seen all of anna’s movies except for like some small movies i can’t find anywhere😭😭😭 and i’ve seen all the pitch perfect movies combined like 40-50 times😭😭😭

​@@juliahorst I would do the same, but Trolls and Twilight, f*ck Twilight.

*Starts clapping and gives you a standing ovation and afterwards reaches into a cooler and tosses you a beer.* Here, you've earned this.

I rewatched the movies as an adult and could not stop laughing at all the cringe

Bella sucks as a protagonist too

Naja SAMEEEE

They both suck (no pun intended) for different reasons. Such a shame Stephenie Meyer is Mormon which has disdain towards the LGBTQ community and we would've had a far different outcome if you know what I mean.

Yeah he's supposed to have a southern twang to his voice, but it's honestly never consistent lol

haha yeah but it's a kinda shite southern accent

@@camer4459 That’s not “southern twang” 🤣 that’s “I feel like a cowboy baby” and then he got drunk and thought he was a cowboy

Lol when I first watched the scene, I noticed that he switches accents literally in the middle of each sentence

he has a normal American accent normally but as soon as he was like "oh yeah I was in texas in the civil war" he dials it up to 100 percent and it's so hilarious.

3 the house

Olivia C. 4. The wolves.

"It's over".... Lol😂😂😂😂

@@dontfierthereaper6 Your name says it all

@@dontfierthereaper6 like legit the first movie was cringey and bad but the rest of it was okay and I wouldnt mind to watch it again

Schoko_Popcorn it was incredibly accurate tho

"ha! Like that'll ever happen" 😂😂 I was laughing too hard

Schoko_Popcorn HOW WOULD HE EVEN IMPRINT ON A HALF VAMPIRE ANYWAY DOESNT THAT GO AGAINST EVERYTHING

I died 😂😂😂🙏

LpsToy Life what

One, in the rest of the lore they never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever go to high school, only in stupid Young Adults books, no in a one millions of years. And two, THEY ARE FREAKING VAMPIRES, the only thing that they are concerned is fighting for supremacy with others vampires, having monkey sex and drinking human blood, not necessary in that order. Curing cancer, world peace? Humans are their food and more bloodshed it is, more fun they would have.

Sounds like true blood to me

Cause plot

andlikeof3 More and less, the sex part was only true for the science based vampires in the last two decades or so, traditional vampires (with supernatural powers) didn't really have sex in the lore, their "love" was purely metaphorical, only in the last decade they began to have sex (Buffy is the one that began the trend), as for the bloodlust and the political power struggled in the vampire society, that isn't really new, existed for a long time in the lore.

It's explained in the book that vampires become mode-locked into the mindset in which they were turned, meaning that no matter how old they get, their mental and emotional maturity will never advance beyond that of a teenager.

Why did Anna have to kill Sam :/. Ya he liked Harry Potter better

He's already dead on the inside.

he kinda does.

He's feeling like this since voldemort era

HAHAHHAA

that's what it was like listening to divergent on audiobook...

I can imagine.

Well if they're from Bella's point of view, at least I don't have to be looking at her vapid expresionless face. A huge plus if you ask me.

I can honestly say the Twilight franchise actually stuck to the books....in how shit they were ....

McFly It's a book...you don't look at anyone's face...because it's a book.

LOL such an underrated comment

not even sure why she didn't even like the jock guy whose name i can't even remember. he was nice.

Random Promises I think she was like... no leave him to Anna Kendrick cause she loves him soooooo... back to my actual problems now.

@@rebireh922 poor jock guy whose name i still cannot remember. he didn't have a supernatural dick so he didn't stand a single chance. then again, why tf did he even like bella??? i get more backstory and lore from the back of a cereal box than i ever have with her

And what about Lea? She is ONLY female werewolf, but instead her hard story we have saga about three trees trying to imitate emotions.

I applaud your smart interpretation!! :)

Imagine for a second that no one has a last name that starts with d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, or r... yeah you’re right.

They don HAVE to be butt good catch

What I don't understand about this scene is CinemaSins on 9:13 pausing on a shot with a lot people in there to specifically look for people of color, count them and point out that there's only few of them so there would be a reason to be offended... though he didn't do it for that but apparently a lot of people nowadays do that and if you are one of them, I have bad news for you, you are freaking weirdo-crybaby :D

i did not know that... might be because there are no highschools or graduation ceremonies here

This movie is Darkness. Good thing I have a Keyblade, and my dueling deck and fellow Lancers. I'm ready! *insert battlecry here* 🗝

Like that'll ever happen...

Giggity

THANK YOU I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that

THANK YOU

Yah, sorry I dont think that I've fact is gonna change the overall quality of the movie? There is a reason hr didn't care to remember.

Ehh who cares DING

THANKYOU

Lol the drama it would've been 😂😅

Lyra Alex Oneill or Jacob and Edward could be dating a female in each other’s clan and at the very last movie, instead of allowing Emma to live the life of a vampire, both Jacob and Edward can stake her to a cross for being a treacherous bitch.

imagine bruh

people are friends not food 😂

Yeah he's new to the vegetarian diet of drinking animal blood 😂😂

Fish are friends, not food.

Thank you...

Misamee I did the same thing just with Emmet cause he actually is hot

I just kept on yelling team Bella when we were watching this series at school. I'm never doing that again...

For me it was either Team Alucard or Team Blade. Both of them would make a better fight/rivalry.

Team Tyler or Team James 😂 they both almost killed Bella so I’m down

Fucking team Alice

Exactly

Ditto!!!

He has such a pretty laugh!

God that laugh...

His laugh is literally "Ha ha ha ha ha"

It was a condescending laugh ... which makes it even more hilarious.

No I really don't like Kristen Stewart because honestly the book are really good the movies suck and it is because she can not act worth of shit. She has the same damn expression for everything it gets on my nerves

@@swimlover04 The books are actual trash. They are horrific pieces of literature. My 12 year old sister literally scoffed, she could have written better.

Evan Ramone “end this misery”

She wants to catch flies

@@megocon6454 this is the reason I don't read the books.

Andrea Winterbrooke Thank you! I thought I was the only one thinking this

Andrea Winterbrooke. That's in the books. This is not the books.

Peter was a general like Jasper, Peter was ordered to kill Charlotte after her year was up and he could not bring himself to do it and fled.

14:03

I LOVE THAT LINE

It's sad that no one else knows that and makes stupid assumptions without reading the book or doing research. So many of the sins were related to easily answerable questions if someone had just picked up the damn book. The ignorance is great around here

Books don't matter here movies do.

Yes, yes, I know

Fawn Rose tHEY DO ACTUALLY READ THE BOOKS. soz for caps no notice.

If they read the books then I feel like so many questions would be answered. Many do not and just like to follow the crowd and shun the series. It would be less hated had it not been turned into a movie

gothicrow08 ye but punches hurt more than a slap put it this way, would you rather punch a wall or slap it?

You do realize punching and slapping are completely different and would affect your hand differently, right?

They wouldn't have that much of a diffrent effect.

@@fightingmedialounge519 actually they would. Slapping might sting, but if you punch someone and you hold your hand wrong (like your thumb is in your fist) you can actually pull a muscle or break a joint. And Bella gets hurt way more easily than anyone else

@@c-seoul Except slapping a hard object is defintly going to do temporary damge unlike the the no damage that happen to bella.

Perfect representation of all the dads and boyfriends dragged into seeing these movies.

Sin number 999: This movie cast actually hates twilight

pokemonmaniac312 Wat?

Jenifer Leo Yup, so much hate by the cast :)

Zahra S. Drake Yup heard that too. Rob Patterson's hate for it is actually right in the interviews. It's hilarious.

Sin number 4: People paid to watch this movie.

Her name is bree Tanner ( read the books, there is literally a whole twilight novella about her) But yes, I agree

The books were great, but the movies sucked. Sorry but I loved the books.

Jessica De Leon the books were still boring though. I just couldn't help but see the blatant ripoffs from Sirius Black that were in Jacob Black. Same last name, same canine shift, same "I thought you were a werwolf, but you're not", they both ride motorcycles, etc. Also half the things Bella was doing was biting her lip. She was also not very personalized, like every single person can see themselves as Bella, so it didn't make her very special. I liked the writing style though, not so much the content, but the style was okay

It's true, in the books Bella actually had a personality, she actually laughed and joked with Jacob. In the movies she had one expression. Then again, that's Kristen Stewart s face in every single movie she's in.

and how the fuck does indians know werewolfs when it is european mythological monster. makes no fucking sense.

Lol. Agreed!

yup, the salmon-thing and the laughing when kristen stewart admits to her non-existent-virginity^^ i was rolling on the floor laughing from that point on in^^

i completely agree! Don't ever stop lightening my life Cinema Sins!

georgie ann niki the accuracy 😂😂😂

+The Musicality I actually understand the movie now. Well who the people are anyway.

That is so true

+The Musicality More like Divergent is Bella and the Capitol is the Volturi. Twilight was before Divergent and The Hunger Games.

+Karolina J. ikr! Dobby will seek revenge from the grave >:)

Yes... This is good...

Just how many times did you suffer those movies?

Shows how much I love my gf lol

That's the opposite. Jacob would make her stay a human, and keep a normal life. That's the normal thing she should be doing, that's why she was hesitating. Even if a part of her was in love with Edward, wanted to be turned and didn't care about staying a human, another part still wasn't fully ready to give up on her human side because of her friends, parents, future, etc.. Because once she's turned, she'll have to say goodbye to all of it (whether suddenly or slowly). One of the main reasons she was actually attracted to Jacob was because she could have been able to keep her human life and loved ones while still being with a guy she had feelings for.

Except never really loved Jacob and what you said doesn't change the fact that her main draw to Edward was him being a vampire.

Yes, that was before this

If only Peter Pettigrew didn't follow Voldemort's orders to kill Cedric :(

Voldemort knew this would happen... THAT EVIL FUCK

Wow...that's actually new to me...that poor dude:(

YES!! I saw this funny pic where we saw Harry bending over Cedric and titles that said " NO CEDRIC!! DONT GO IN THE TWILIGHT!!' LOL

It's the real hero

And Charlie. Let's not sit on him.

@15SMcbratney ew wtf

15SMcbratney Harry Potter is about how important friendship and loyalty is and how these things help to overcome evil. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend and get married.

Cedric wasn't well written in the movie lol but yeah he was good in the film overall

*TWILIGHT IS WAY FUCKING BEETER*

15SMcbratney why are you here too? And please there is more better story about people will save other people out of love. Even harry potter had that too...

TheRedJoka that is the most honest laugh I've heard in years.

Shaindralah Jeremy's laughter is beyond contagious.

I read that comment at the same time Jeremy said it :D

Audrey Holmes

Shaindralah and frankly, the greatest evil laugh i have heard in a long time

Heh...

The Flutter Derp lol Well, he is a dog... X)

Zibanu yeah i know..

The Flutter Derp I know you know :)

Zibanu HEEL!!! LMAO!!!!!

Wendy lol i know, I crack up everytime 😂

Or a granny...

In the immortal words of Rifftrax, "Why can't you potty train yourself?"

Unless Meyer writes a second series from the POW of Bella's daughter.. which... I don't think would be a good idea.

***** Please, God, let it not be so. Please let the Twilight series die.

***** and chriatian stewart plays her daughter

***** Imma get a drink you want one too?

***** I got you

***** DAMN YOU ALEXANDER!! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!! *pounds fists on floor in rage*

It's always good, fart face. It's Cinema Sins.

Dammit! I should've grabbed a snack before starting this...

Yea he does. U moron

The beer

@@dhenderson319 yeah. but even as a formerly-distant, alcoholic father, he's still somehow the least worst character lol

#TeamMustacheDad

Hes constantly drinking...