Everything Wrong With Transformers: Dark Of The Moon 

When Optimus was 10 minutes late, he was filming a Burger King ad

+10 sins for killing off Ironhide

"that all the 11 year olds found surprising" As an 11 year old when the movie came out I can agree with that

I always thought optimus perfectly captures the american spirit, including turning up late to battles ;)

0:10 - You think Optimus Prime narrating is a sin? I could listen to Peter Cullen's majestic voice all year.

"Our only chance is the element of surprise." "I think I know where to look!" "You know where to look for the element of surprise??" *Dead*

"Earn that paycheck Tyrese!" The best on going gag across all the movies he's in that these guy's review.

"Easiest targets to hit EVER: Still misses." Man, those deception ships must have went to the storm trooper academy of shooting at things

D E E P W A N G

he forgot to mention that the female protagonist was wearing heels trough out the whole finale battle.

i like how optimus' flight tech was "so important" but all he did with it was fly through driller bot and then IMMEDIATELY got stuck in some wires and hung there for 10 real minutes💀

4:34 "Because we ran out of names to call things...let's just steal from the Bible." It's always been called that, even in G1.

"Directed by Michael Bay" Adds a sin 🤣✌🏼

It should have been a sin for killing iron hide

One short scene i really liked is when the random citizens got incinerated, first time we've seen people be proper killed, unlike people flying about on wire stunts like the first two. Added a sense of dread and terror to it imo.

Later in the movie we realise that Carly’s car is a decepticon. And during the scene when she rips of the bunny legs (8:05) we see that Sideswipe and Dino are parked behind them. How did they not recognise the car as a decepticon? They were able to recognise other decepticon in their car/vehicle modes before? But then again, it is a Michael Bay film

I love when the videos are so long. You can really sit back and enjoy every minute of it. I hope you will stick with these kind of vidsand not get back to your 5min ones. ^^"

The next t-shirt obviously has to say, "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!"

9:18 That was explained in the comics. He was shot down by Starscream, who didn't know about the deal. I think Megatron was the only one who knew but he was on Earth, frozen in the artic.

"what a gorgeous box" went over my head way too many times and now its my favorite line of the movie

+1000 sins for killing Ironhide !!!!

When I first watched the movie I cried at Ironhides death. I later watched it 3 years later, and I just was ashamed of myself

“One large booster rocket can hold several large transformers if you forget about impossible.” That one was priceless

9:12 LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.... I was 12

WHO IS THAT "MOST FAMOUS MOVIE EXTRA?" I see him virtually everywhere

Optimus sticks his sword into Megatron and then pulls his spine out his mouth. He then shoots the pleading Sentinal twice in the head with his own gun. Imagine that scene with human bodies. Do it.

When I saw this movie I was 9 and I found the sentinel twist surprising

"I'm all for destroying Chicago but, can't we let the cubs finish the job they started" 😅😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

God forbid when the "Everything Wrong With Transformers: Age of Extinction" will come out, for it will be 165 minutes long.

earn that paycheck, tyrese

in the lore Starscream went against Megatron's orders and shot down Sentinel's ship

4:36 I accepted the sinning of the fallen's telekinesis even though he's had it before but you cannot sin the ark, it's been an autobot ship since the beginning

How did sentinel not only know how to speak English when he just woke up and discovered Earth exists, but also know about laws of physics?

Optimus's monologue at the end actually foreshadows age of extinction

9:17 Only the higher-ups of the decepticons knew about the plan

They do explain where the deceptions keep coming from. They were all scattered throughout the universe. Optimus sent out a message at the end of the first movie (his ending narration) about earth being a safe place. He’s specifically blamed for that in this movie. Also, Optimus says he let them destroy Chicago to make a point about how the decepticons would never just leave the humans alone. Savage and it actually worked against him considering what happens in the next movie.

I sincerely hope Michael Bay watches this video and has a long, hard think about the way he makes movies.

in the comics it is revealed that Starscream was unaware of Megatron's plan and so shot down their ship without knowing anything

I never thought about that. The dude hired sams girlfriend to get closer to Sam instead of hiring Sam directly who was actively looking for employment

“That guys gonna die, let’s pan away from him” 😂😂😂

Lennox probably said what the hell was that thing because every other Transformer in this franchise has been based off of something that exists in the human world Trucks, walkie talkie, even a human female, but there's no such thing as a giant worm.

Another sin caught at 1:31. They forgot to computer generate the transformer in Sam's hand. 1:37 too, but briefly.

"That...Is one scaryass Decepticon!" Earn that paycheck,Tyrese!

15:21 1 sin on this video for thinking this looks like megatron and starscream

Better than the second? Eh...that's not exactly the right phrase. More like, "slightly less awful," and trust me, only VERY SLIGHTLY.

Add +100 sins for the fact that Megatron shot Sentinel just when he was about to kill Optimus and win the war. Couldn't he just wait for Sentinel to kill Optimus and THEN kill him, or kill him after they bring whole Cybertron.

"sam is totally worthless in this one" what? sam is a beast in this one, i know of him killing at least 2 decepticons in a 1v1 and i havent even watched dark of the moon in years. edit: the "robot blood spatter" was energon, which for no explained reason comes in 3 colors and sometimes one robot has more than one of the colors but we only ever see one color at a time

Who else was annoyed when he called shock wave driller bot?

There is a sin that he didn't notice. At 1:26 that transformer was in his hand, few seconds later and it was gone, then a few more seconds later it was back.

20:16 Sentinel: "Optimus...I am your father." Optimus: "NOOOOO!!!"

I can’t be the only one who is upset at the fact he called Linkin Parks “Iridescence” a cozy melancholy pop song, right?

1:48 Nope. It was Steven Spielberg who did the dumping of the last girl.

I'm guessing since every transformer movie shows that the transformers have been a part of human history since the 2nd transformer movie (2nd movie:Ancient Egypt,3rd movie:1969 US moon landing,4th movie: the time of the dinosaurs,5th movie:Medieval times) the 6th movie if there is one will have the transformers as the founding fathers of the united states

You forgot 1 sin"How did sentinel get his truck form body when he was in the ark?"

can we just have a moment and say Optimus has a awesome paint job.

+1 sins for: - The CSM approached the moon without the lander and in the next clip the lander returned somehow. - When the transformers park next to the Apollo 11 landing site, the ascent stage on the LEM still remains, so how did Neil and Buzz return?

12:10 PG-13 movie somehow got away with literally blowing a civilian up.

Do the rest of the Fast and Furious movies! Can't wait for more "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" in them also, lol.

You forgot to mention on how Sentinel Prime knows "Earth's" laws of physics, and English.

Was I the only one expecting the "Tis but a scratch" when sentinal cut off optimus's arm at the end.

What's more sinful, the fact that at the end, Optimus defeats Megatron with ease, or the fact that he does so WITH ONE ARM?!

And yet I still love this film

This was my favorite Transformers movie I went and saw this with my friends in the theater it was great memories man

14:20 - that's not a a helicopter, that's a modified Osprey. I'm giving you two sins for not knowing your military aircraft LOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

9:40 "His whole life is right here, where does he have to be other than right here?" (Meanwhile, Optimus sits across from a beautiful lady transformer in a romantic restaurant setting) Optimus: "So, you like big guns eh?" Lady Transformer: "Why yes" Optimis: (Transforms his had into gun)"Well it just so happens that I used this gun here to slay Megatron" Lady Transformer: "Mmm, that's nice...what other big things do you have?" Optimus: Grins

I'm surprised you didn't mention the fact that when Bumblebee just finished saving Sam and the other guy from falling to their deaths after killing Starscream, he somehow manages to get himself captured by Decepticons in the very next scene.

Realize he didn't include primes rampage cause he's a badass

Anyone else find it funny that when Sentinel beat Optimus, Optimus begs for his life and Sentinel lets him go. Then Optimus loses to Sentinel again and only wins when Megatron jumps in. Then Optimus turns into a total dickbag and mercilessly slaughters the other two?

After watching 22 Jump Street yesterday.. You are going to have a field day on that one, sir.

Im watching the 4th transformers right now and here's a sin. About 15 minutes into it the main, characters go into a old movie theatre to look for stuff and the guy that owns it says "movies, nowadays they're just re makes and sequels" *ding* irony.

15:54 Michael Bay: Shut up, Cinemasins!

15:37 never realized he was speaking english

Sentence: Deep Wang, oh my god that killed me

Reasons why Michael Bay crossed the line with this movie. 1. Wheeljack is a pussy instead of an awesome kickass Autobot 2. Cybertron gets destroyed = Primus dies (WTF!!!) 3. If you watch when Optimus kills all the Cons in the bridge flying down you can see Cons that have died in the past 2 films (Sideways, Brawl, Long Haul, exct.) 4. Megatron doesn't get an awesome final fight with Prime 5. Megatron dies like a bitch 6. Starscreams is STILL Megatrons bitch 7. Starscream dies like a bitch 8. Shockwave doesn't get a badass battle, nor death nor a badass character 9.Soundwave is a bitch 10. Bay made all the awesome classic Cons into bitches 11. Bay represents Humans as idiots because they still don't understand that they need the Autobots no matter how the situation is (Bayformers 1-4) 12. Shia is still in the film 13. Lazerbeak is a bitch 14. Bee still can't speak 15. The other Autobots still don't get the spotlight 16. Ironhide dies like a bitch 17. Sentinel Prime.... 18. The game was a prelude 19. The Twins are in the movie but didn't do anything 20. This movie is called Bayformers. The last transformers movie was made in 1986

15:21 Introducing “Mega-Scream”

"Earn that paycheck Tyrese"Classic!

Ever notice that Optimus and the Autobots always shoot to kill, when actually trying to hit? They never attempt to take prisoners, unless the humans are telling them too. The decepticons however take captives frequently and seem to avoid causalties when not attempting (poorly) at psychological intimidation. It’s almost like the Autobots are actual violent delusional revolutionaries and the decepticons aren’t.

What did Megan Fox do to fall out with Michael Bay...and what did she do to get back into his good graces long enough to show up as April O'Neil in TMNT?

13:10 I'm fucking CRYING. Easily the most I've laughed while watching cinemasins

9:01 I approve of this message

16:19 You missed the "I didn't sign up for this" cliche.

No "black guy with a big machine gun" cliche?

can we admit that soundwave’s transformation was badass

The breaks Optimus takes is him being in commercials. The first one, before he gets to the Sentinel-rage-induced destruction of the hanger, is him filming for Burger King. The second one, where’s he’s flying to destroy the driller-bot, is the M&M’s commercial where he throws a trailer across the horizon.

the ark was actually the ship from the g1 cartoon series

I'm just going out on a limb here and saying you should have included a sin for Optimus loosing an arm and shrugging it off.

Here's a sin: How did Optimus recognise an engine part from a long lost elite ship? He's a prime, and definitely not someone shown to have strong engineering capacities

7:13 Literally the question I’ve been asking myself for the past 10 years.

Lol yea these movies were pretty bad. Now Michael bay is gettin his hands on tmnt. I swear they're trying to destroy my childhood

Another sin is how the girls heels didn't come off at ALL during all those scenes. Like when she was dangling and kicking her legs around on the building, or running at slow speeds with Sam through fucking war zones. Surely if they didn't fall off, she'd at least take them off to run faster.

Honestly, nothing about this movie can ruin it for me. I love transformers and i always will

16:05 all the times Optimus is going to watch Cinema sins

"Did he stop for doughnuts or something" that killed me

13:35 Speaking of Back to the Future 2... you ever plan on doing that one, you already did 1st one, why not the other two

This is actually one of my favorite movies

I loved this movie ngl and I still often watch all of the transformer movies back to back

*cough* The Ark was actually in the 1980 cartoon *cough*

I understand why the common denominator of america enjoy this movie, but its frustrating to see. Transformers is just such an over hyped, uncoordinated film and we keep falling for it at the box office, but the people of the world never want to actually consider the shit movie hiding under the mess of cgi, special effects and dub step transforming noises.

10:01 Sentinel prime is a way more experienced fighter than Optimus, oh and did you forget he had a double edge sword and a cosmic rust gun pointed at Optimus, you know the gun that literally turned Ironhide into rust and killed him.

9:50 Actually Megatron really likes destroying Lincoln’s Statue