Everything Wrong With Transformers: Dark Of The Moon 

When Optimus was 10 minutes late, he was filming a Burger King ad

0:10 - You think Optimus Prime narrating is a sin? I could listen to Peter Cullen's majestic voice all year.

"that all the 11 year olds found surprising" As an 11 year old when the movie came out I can agree with that

"Earn that paycheck Tyrese!" The best on going gag across all the movies he's in that these guy's review.

+10 sins for killing off Ironhide

D E E P W A N G

I always thought optimus perfectly captures the american spirit, including turning up late to battles ;)

"Easiest targets to hit EVER: Still misses." Man, those deception ships must have went to the storm trooper academy of shooting at things

"Our only chance is the element of surprise." "I think I know where to look!" "You know where to look for the element of surprise??" *Dead*

"Directed by Michael Bay" Adds a sin 🤣✌🏼

i like how optimus' flight tech was "so important" but all he did with it was fly through driller bot and then IMMEDIATELY got stuck in some wires and hung there for 10 real minutes💀

4:34 "Because we ran out of names to call things...let's just steal from the Bible." It's always been called that, even in G1.

he forgot to mention that the female protagonist was wearing heels trough out the whole finale battle.

+1000 sins for killing Ironhide !!!!

Later in the movie we realise that Carly’s car is a decepticon. And during the scene when she rips of the bunny legs (8:05) we see that Sideswipe and Dino are parked behind them. How did they not recognise the car as a decepticon? They were able to recognise other decepticon in their car/vehicle modes before? But then again, it is a Michael Bay film

One short scene i really liked is when the random citizens got incinerated, first time we've seen people be proper killed, unlike people flying about on wire stunts like the first two. Added a sense of dread and terror to it imo.

It should have been a sin for killing iron hide

I love when the videos are so long. You can really sit back and enjoy every minute of it. I hope you will stick with these kind of vidsand not get back to your 5min ones. ^^"

“One large booster rocket can hold several large transformers if you forget about impossible.” That one was priceless

9:18 That was explained in the comics. He was shot down by Starscream, who didn't know about the deal. I think Megatron was the only one who knew but he was on Earth, frozen in the artic.

How did sentinel not only know how to speak English when he just woke up and discovered Earth exists, but also know about laws of physics?

Optimus sticks his sword into Megatron and then pulls his spine out his mouth. He then shoots the pleading Sentinal twice in the head with his own gun. Imagine that scene with human bodies. Do it.

"I'm all for destroying Chicago but, can't we let the cubs finish the job they started" 😅😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"what a gorgeous box" went over my head way too many times and now its my favorite line of the movie

The next t-shirt obviously has to say, "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!"

Better than the second? Eh...that's not exactly the right phrase. More like, "slightly less awful," and trust me, only VERY SLIGHTLY.

9:12 LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.... I was 12

When I saw this movie I was 9 and I found the sentinel twist surprising

When I first watched the movie I cried at Ironhides death. I later watched it 3 years later, and I just was ashamed of myself

earn that paycheck, tyrese

in the lore Starscream went against Megatron's orders and shot down Sentinel's ship

4:36 I accepted the sinning of the fallen's telekinesis even though he's had it before but you cannot sin the ark, it's been an autobot ship since the beginning

Lennox probably said what the hell was that thing because every other Transformer in this franchise has been based off of something that exists in the human world Trucks, walkie talkie, even a human female, but there's no such thing as a giant worm.

WHO IS THAT "MOST FAMOUS MOVIE EXTRA?" I see him virtually everywhere

They do explain where the deceptions keep coming from. They were all scattered throughout the universe. Optimus sent out a message at the end of the first movie (his ending narration) about earth being a safe place. He’s specifically blamed for that in this movie. Also, Optimus says he let them destroy Chicago to make a point about how the decepticons would never just leave the humans alone. Savage and it actually worked against him considering what happens in the next movie.

9:17 Only the higher-ups of the decepticons knew about the plan

20:16 Sentinel: "Optimus...I am your father." Optimus: "NOOOOO!!!"

I sincerely hope Michael Bay watches this video and has a long, hard think about the way he makes movies.

"sam is totally worthless in this one" what? sam is a beast in this one, i know of him killing at least 2 decepticons in a 1v1 and i havent even watched dark of the moon in years. edit: the "robot blood spatter" was energon, which for no explained reason comes in 3 colors and sometimes one robot has more than one of the colors but we only ever see one color at a time

I never thought about that. The dude hired sams girlfriend to get closer to Sam instead of hiring Sam directly who was actively looking for employment

God forbid when the "Everything Wrong With Transformers: Age of Extinction" will come out, for it will be 165 minutes long.

I'm guessing since every transformer movie shows that the transformers have been a part of human history since the 2nd transformer movie (2nd movie:Ancient Egypt,3rd movie:1969 US moon landing,4th movie: the time of the dinosaurs,5th movie:Medieval times) the 6th movie if there is one will have the transformers as the founding fathers of the united states

“That guys gonna die, let’s pan away from him” 😂😂😂

"That...Is one scaryass Decepticon!" Earn that paycheck,Tyrese!

Optimus's monologue at the end actually foreshadows age of extinction

Add +100 sins for the fact that Megatron shot Sentinel just when he was about to kill Optimus and win the war. Couldn't he just wait for Sentinel to kill Optimus and THEN kill him, or kill him after they bring whole Cybertron.

1:48 Nope. It was Steven Spielberg who did the dumping of the last girl.

15:21 1 sin on this video for thinking this looks like megatron and starscream

in the comics it is revealed that Starscream was unaware of Megatron's plan and so shot down their ship without knowing anything

12:10 PG-13 movie somehow got away with literally blowing a civilian up.

+1 sins for: - The CSM approached the moon without the lander and in the next clip the lander returned somehow. - When the transformers park next to the Apollo 11 landing site, the ascent stage on the LEM still remains, so how did Neil and Buzz return?

I can’t be the only one who is upset at the fact he called Linkin Parks “Iridescence” a cozy melancholy pop song, right?

I'm surprised you didn't mention the fact that when Bumblebee just finished saving Sam and the other guy from falling to their deaths after killing Starscream, he somehow manages to get himself captured by Decepticons in the very next scene.

Another sin caught at 1:31. They forgot to computer generate the transformer in Sam's hand. 1:37 too, but briefly.

Was I the only one expecting the "Tis but a scratch" when sentinal cut off optimus's arm at the end.

You forgot to mention on how Sentinel Prime knows "Earth's" laws of physics, and English.

9:40 "His whole life is right here, where does he have to be other than right here?" (Meanwhile, Optimus sits across from a beautiful lady transformer in a romantic restaurant setting) Optimus: "So, you like big guns eh?" Lady Transformer: "Why yes" Optimis: (Transforms his had into gun)"Well it just so happens that I used this gun here to slay Megatron" Lady Transformer: "Mmm, that's nice...what other big things do you have?" Optimus: Grins

You forgot 1 sin"How did sentinel get his truck form body when he was in the ark?"

Who else was annoyed when he called shock wave driller bot?

can we just have a moment and say Optimus has a awesome paint job.

There is a sin that he didn't notice. At 1:26 that transformer was in his hand, few seconds later and it was gone, then a few more seconds later it was back.

Reasons why Michael Bay crossed the line with this movie. 1. Wheeljack is a pussy instead of an awesome kickass Autobot 2. Cybertron gets destroyed = Primus dies (WTF!!!) 3. If you watch when Optimus kills all the Cons in the bridge flying down you can see Cons that have died in the past 2 films (Sideways, Brawl, Long Haul, exct.) 4. Megatron doesn't get an awesome final fight with Prime 5. Megatron dies like a bitch 6. Starscreams is STILL Megatrons bitch 7. Starscream dies like a bitch 8. Shockwave doesn't get a badass battle, nor death nor a badass character 9.Soundwave is a bitch 10. Bay made all the awesome classic Cons into bitches 11. Bay represents Humans as idiots because they still don't understand that they need the Autobots no matter how the situation is (Bayformers 1-4) 12. Shia is still in the film 13. Lazerbeak is a bitch 14. Bee still can't speak 15. The other Autobots still don't get the spotlight 16. Ironhide dies like a bitch 17. Sentinel Prime.... 18. The game was a prelude 19. The Twins are in the movie but didn't do anything 20. This movie is called Bayformers. The last transformers movie was made in 1986

14:20 - that's not a a helicopter, that's a modified Osprey. I'm giving you two sins for not knowing your military aircraft LOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

Anyone else find it funny that when Sentinel beat Optimus, Optimus begs for his life and Sentinel lets him go. Then Optimus loses to Sentinel again and only wins when Megatron jumps in. Then Optimus turns into a total dickbag and mercilessly slaughters the other two?

Im watching the 4th transformers right now and here's a sin. About 15 minutes into it the main, characters go into a old movie theatre to look for stuff and the guy that owns it says "movies, nowadays they're just re makes and sequels" *ding* irony.

What's more sinful, the fact that at the end, Optimus defeats Megatron with ease, or the fact that he does so WITH ONE ARM?!

15:54 Michael Bay: Shut up, Cinemasins!

13:10 I'm fucking CRYING. Easily the most I've laughed while watching cinemasins

Sentinel Prime made a deal on Cybertron with Megatron. But Megatron was buried in ice for hundreds of years on Earth. So how long was the Ark been in space before 1957? How many transformers traveled the exact same route and yet never noticed it? PS: Does anyone really believe that the fourth movie will be anything other than a steaming pile?

13:35 Speaking of Back to the Future 2... you ever plan on doing that one, you already did 1st one, why not the other two

Realize he didn't include primes rampage cause he's a badass

This was my favorite Transformers movie I went and saw this with my friends in the theater it was great memories man

Do the rest of the Fast and Furious movies! Can't wait for more "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" in them also, lol.

What did Megan Fox do to fall out with Michael Bay...and what did she do to get back into his good graces long enough to show up as April O'Neil in TMNT?

Bros never capping us , Fire edits 🔥

The breaks Optimus takes is him being in commercials. The first one, before he gets to the Sentinel-rage-induced destruction of the hanger, is him filming for Burger King. The second one, where’s he’s flying to destroy the driller-bot, is the M&M’s commercial where he throws a trailer across the horizon.

Lol yea these movies were pretty bad. Now Michael bay is gettin his hands on tmnt. I swear they're trying to destroy my childhood

After watching 22 Jump Street yesterday.. You are going to have a field day on that one, sir.

"Earn that paycheck Tyrese"Classic!

9:01 I approve of this message

Ever notice that Optimus and the Autobots always shoot to kill, when actually trying to hit? They never attempt to take prisoners, unless the humans are telling them too. The decepticons however take captives frequently and seem to avoid causalties when not attempting (poorly) at psychological intimidation. It’s almost like the Autobots are actual violent delusional revolutionaries and the decepticons aren’t.

Out of all of the sins, the one that bothers me the most is the JFK debacle. Look...this film break many logic and physics related laws, but what in the fuck was the point of digitally re-creating JFK's face IF YOU ALSO USED A LOOK A LIKE WHO CLEARLY WASN'T JFK AND LOOKED NOTHING LIKE HIM?!!! Plus you did a shitty job with the CGI JFK. So thats two giant "what the fuck?"

7:13 Literally the question I’ve been asking myself for the past 10 years.

15:37 never realized he was speaking english

Another sin is how the girls heels didn't come off at ALL during all those scenes. Like when she was dangling and kicking her legs around on the building, or running at slow speeds with Sam through fucking war zones. Surely if they didn't fall off, she'd at least take them off to run faster.

16:19 You missed the "I didn't sign up for this" cliche.

15:21 Introducing “Mega-Scream”

10:01 Sentinel prime is a way more experienced fighter than Optimus, oh and did you forget he had a double edge sword and a cosmic rust gun pointed at Optimus, you know the gun that literally turned Ironhide into rust and killed him.

Sentence: Deep Wang, oh my god that killed me

I understand why the common denominator of america enjoy this movie, but its frustrating to see. Transformers is just such an over hyped, uncoordinated film and we keep falling for it at the box office, but the people of the world never want to actually consider the shit movie hiding under the mess of cgi, special effects and dub step transforming noises.

Probably mentioned before but at 8:50 that is a direct screengrab from The Island (Michael bay) with a transformer edited over a steel sheet.

16:05 all the times Optimus is going to watch Cinema sins

I hate it when people judge T4 and shit. It's a fucking TRANSFORMERS movie!!! Four movies in and you are seriously expecting to get a story and character development from a movie about robots blowing shit up and killing other robots? That's just like saying "I went to see Lone Survivor and I was disappointed by the lack of comedy" it's an action movie. Lower you standards a bit.

No "black guy with a big machine gun" cliche?

I loved this movie ngl and I still often watch all of the transformer movies back to back

9:50 Actually Megatron really likes destroying Lincoln’s Statue

man, these movies are so shit. They don't even come close to understanding the orignal plot of transformers. To make a long story short. The decepticons weren't the bad guys. They were bad in a reletive perspective. Basicaly cybertron was running out of energy, so the decepticons wanted to started using energy from other planets, but the autobots considered it stealing. ETC ETC. but in the end the plot is basicaly the decepticons trying to save their dying people, while giving no fucks about aliens(humans) and the autobots saying "we don't want our people to die, but we would rather they die than start taking resources from other worlds."

I know I’m late and all but 4:37 “The Ark” they so-call in DOTM might be referencing a ship of the same name from the G1 cartoon

You know, you should make a movie! I bet it will be absolutely perfect!

Hahahaha this has to be my fav sins video! The sins for sams love life are perfect!!