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Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's Defunct Fan Club

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Watch me roast Kali Muscle as he announces his now-defunct fan club, "Team ShowStoppa." Originally recorded in 2014.
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@michaeluribe-gamboa7032 6 лет назад

Kali muscle skipped math day

@otaku-bd4zs 5 лет назад

Maff day

@legostarwarsbattledroid5272 5 лет назад

The mofver fucker skiped english class

@apm7358 4 года назад

Stfu he was busy catching soap that day

@damon2692 4 года назад

*Chuck Basher

@maniacalorange1817 4 года назад

Kali muscle *skipped class

@larvitardratini5965 6 лет назад

"not even ten cent a monf" $8.33/month for a "lifetime membership"

@Cloud987600 6 лет назад

Larvitar Dratini he really didnt think this business plan through.. What shit

@devinbalasi7296 6 лет назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel bad for people who Kali is actually fooling with this BS.

@mobinbestintheworld9229 6 лет назад

it's spelled "maff"

@truthseeker9961 5 лет назад

Devin Balasi I feel bad for the people too.

@xMrPapadap0lis 5 лет назад

Honestly, if anyone was dumb enough to give this obvious moron money then they are even more stupid than he is and deserve to have their money taken from them.

@maplebobo9862 6 лет назад

kali muscle never skips lips day

@GolstarAnubis 6 лет назад

maplebobo DSL workouts

@omarsharif927 6 лет назад

maplebobo Savage

@julianharrison8048 6 лет назад

Hey man, gay 4 pay 🤷‍♂️

@devinbalasi7296 6 лет назад

Lmfaoooo

@hardware20x 6 лет назад

Or shotgun nostril day?

@madflava21 3 года назад

I've seen this video countless times and still laugh at "this guy must sign his checks with a crayon".

@problemchild5050 6 лет назад

So buy his shirt and book pay him a 100 a year and he’ll pretend your both friends basically 😂

@Mikey-Boi-88 6 лет назад

0000 then shouldn't he be the one to pay US to be his friend

@anarchy3960 6 лет назад

G4p

@Cornwall1888 6 лет назад

0000 it’s not even 10 cent a month!!!

@ClickClack_Bam 6 лет назад

Seems legit.

@locobadger3376 6 лет назад

Cornwall1888 A munff!

@tonyyuge4185 6 лет назад

Just took a huge dump and sent him the pic.

@swoli6-11 4 года назад

You gay

@r3n3gad34l1f3 4 года назад

2 years late but, madlad. Big ups

@hellomynameissL1m 4 года назад

@@swoli6-11 ur mom gay

@cringecake321 3 года назад

@lonelee GODDAMNNN

@TheNatos 3 года назад

@@hellomynameissL1m no u

@aegontargaryen1431 6 лет назад

10 cents ah munf

@jeanconery293 6 лет назад

how the fuck can I guy like this get away with this shit? are his followers that dumb?

@jackmajor3466 6 лет назад

yes, yes they are

@Pooopers 6 лет назад

this is from 2014, you tell me.

@nischaladhikari3906 6 лет назад

jean conery Yes, they're just as dumb as this dumb fuck Kali. "That's not even 10 cents a month"..stupidity at its finest.

@bodiddly5114 6 лет назад

"Team Soap Droppa"😂😂😂😂😂

@robbiesharp311 6 лет назад

Bo Diddly why Cali get locked up? How long Cali locked up?

@septicbile2901 6 лет назад

Bwahaha! Team soap droppah! I'm dead.

@septicbile2901 6 лет назад

Vrz Bree had to go and edit that comment didn't ya? Seems like I struck a nerve.

@cx_is9713 6 лет назад

😆

@machielluchtmeijer7796 4 года назад

@@septicbile2901 I like how he deleted the comment and now the comment above is "bruh"

@experienciape4711 Год назад

4 yrs later. Still funny

@HucaPuca 6 лет назад

The watch would probably make a kid cry if he got it in happy meal :D

@boholaesthetic3416 6 лет назад

HucaPuca lol

@PROLMBT 6 лет назад

It looks like a Vending Machine Watch😂🤣

@Tronathon242 5 лет назад

"Nooo! I wanted Spiderman! WAAAAAA!"

@sage6336 5 лет назад

thats where he got that watch , from a happy meal

@jonathanhankins8356 3 года назад

"Signs his checks with a crayon..." Bro... that was the harshest burn on the interwebs...

@silverwarrior461 6 лет назад

Imagine Kali preaching in church, damn that'd be hilarious.

@hecg83 6 лет назад

Silver Warrior he preaching bodybuilding into dumbasses that believe him and buy his shit

@SevastianNandez 6 лет назад

Silver Warrior he would have ppl going there just for him. Religious ppl are idiots

@samuraipuggys3756 6 лет назад

I'd actually pay to see him preach first row

@johnhernandez3134 6 лет назад

Silver Warrior I think people would fall asleep

@chase21592 6 лет назад

I don’t think he could read the Bible.

@coryybrowne3096 6 лет назад

"This guy must sign his checks with a crayon"😂😭💀

@krush_it6650 6 лет назад

Are Kali muscle sinuses ever going to open up?

@JUST_Sl3nderTWO 6 лет назад

KRUSH _it depends on the type of pickaxe his doctor prescribes.

@billygoatgruff2900 6 лет назад

KRUSH _it not as wide as his ass cheeks🤣

@brunogiambroni1422 6 лет назад

It’s the only thing keeping his brain in 🤷🏽‍♂️

@aaronwrecks3324 4 года назад

Probably not with all the fucking shit he eats...

@rand4239 6 лет назад

How about this: I’ll pay 40$ for some Elgintensity gear, AND 100$ every year to the Trap King himself just to not hear Kali Muscle talk. Seriously, dude is on the spectrum.

@nigelft 6 лет назад

Nick C 'Seriously, the dude is on the spectrum' ... To borrow Ghali Buscles own words ..."No maine ... Ghali is on not no any spectrum ... you be talkin' out of your assse ... All dis nasgal kongestion means lake of dat dere oxy-gen to mai brain ... I just gets all con-fuzed and shit ..." Or, in normal English, as someone with Asperger's, he is ... Well, put it like this ... Most people on the spectrum have IQs above 115 ... dis dere soap dropper is no where close to that ...

@rand4239 6 лет назад

nic jones good for publicizing that you'll sucker punch somebody, asshat. I see it runs in the family.

@unanonymous4655 6 лет назад

nic jones Hey look guys we have another internet tough guy!

@mdurst2009 6 лет назад

Nic Jones so am I not allowed to say retarded?

@aaronwrecks3324 4 года назад

@ToWalkAmongstThePlebs assburgers I'd a fucking joke dude....

@BaconMaken 6 лет назад

Kari Mushle shays murray chrishtmash.

@SassyMudTruckDegenerateDumbFk 6 лет назад

I just previewed the book. Much to my surprise, it is written in Dull crayon.

@char_lizard8440 6 лет назад

@4:13.... "There will be a rape!" - Kali Muscle, 2017 -

@bigcrookeddick5688 6 лет назад

Thiiicc Boiiis there will be a rape!!

@char_lizard8440 6 лет назад

Big crooked Dick That's what I said?

@DarkSaint411 6 лет назад

Thiiicc Boiiis hahaha

@ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 лет назад

2014, but the point still stands

@vd5882 6 лет назад

Why did I get to this comment 2 seconds before he said it. I was like wtf? Then it made sense.

@breadboi2135 6 лет назад

Take a picture with kali' s book and watch nah I think I will keep my dignity intact.

@Are1oner 2 года назад

"Not even Ten cents a munt" LMAO. WOW!

@zVincoo 6 лет назад

kali muscle is so smart

@nikolozt107 6 лет назад

He does not only gives you training tips, he also gives you advice about life.

@decisivepro1961 6 лет назад

smarf*

@nikolozt107 6 лет назад

I think he makes me dumb

@blueband8114 6 лет назад

His bingo call would be something like, Kali muscle IQ ...32

@vlladellu 6 лет назад

A full package human. Thank God that kali is among us. (o_O) =)))))))

@mjoto 6 лет назад

I have to buy a book and a shirt. Or a book and a black watch. Or a book and an orange watch. And then spend $100 a year reinitiation fee. Then pay for him to hang out with me, if I don't live in LA. Oh and I can ask him 4 questions.... so I can walk around with personality and have fun and loosen up. Seems legit.

@edgart4869 6 лет назад

mjoto lol

@joesmalls1276 6 лет назад

“That’s not even 10 cents a month” lmfao what kind of maff is this dude doing! Reckless I tell ya! 🙈😂😂

@straightestofjacks5732 4 года назад

He was locked up for 11 years, right? Maybe he considers that decade to be a year, thereby fooling himself into believing that he didn't actually lost that much time in jail. So I tried to come up with an equation to account for that … and it still didn't pan out.

@A6Legit 3 года назад

@@straightestofjacks5732 🤦‍♂️ lmao bro. Must be why he did robbery instead of trapping. Maths dont check out

@ProtectThisHouse117 6 лет назад

Damn... What a scam artist. He doesn't even remotely try to hide it. Thanks for roasting him Infinite.

@geoffhennessy275 2 года назад

Did he say Africa or Attica?

@A6Legit 3 года назад

For only $0.28 a day, you can sponsor this man.

@brianwoolston314 6 лет назад

HAHA TEAM SOAP DROPPA! You're killing me man

@hammerofgod85 3 года назад

"the book is $20 the shirt is $20, this is lifetime. This ain't Kali Muscle sold out of... .erm..... this is a lifetime thing that's going on. But also let me say this. There will be a $100 a year re-initiation fee." - Kali Muscle

@drumunism3781 Год назад

“Me grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch, like it’s something to do. Come on, I got more sense than that. Yeah, I can remember grinding my feet into Eddie’s couch”

@M.Universe Год назад

He basically talked about initiating the new comers to Freemasonry. Keywords: "I'll send you over a oath.." - Teach you the secrets.." - "I talk to people above me.."

@JunkCCCP 11 месяцев назад

@@M.Universethis nigga couldn't afford freemasonry

@juancaballeros8398 6 лет назад

"You photoshop a picture." 😂😂😂😂

@benh763 6 лет назад

'The gangsta way to spell it' 😂😂

@HucaPuca 6 лет назад

2+2 is 100, divided by 12 is less than 0.1 :D

@tobiaselmer4717 6 лет назад

Quick maths!

@larvitardratini5965 6 лет назад

Kwik maff

@sgtb27 6 лет назад

HucaPuca lmfao shadilay my dude

@DrTranofEvil 3 года назад

Maybe his members can just offer to send him the ten cents a month? I mean, a buck twenty a year seems pretty reasonable. 🙄

@vToneehh 6 лет назад

With a crayon 😂😂 and naming prisons 😂😂😂

@danielg7315 6 лет назад

Ima end this video halfway through. Not because I don't like your commentary, but because I stand Kali. Merry Christmas!

@kungfuman82 6 лет назад

A new Infinite Elgintensity video? Merry early Christmas!

@velocity1146 6 лет назад

kungfuman82 this is 3 yrs old but still a classic.

@torachan23 6 лет назад

Thank you Trap God for blessing up during the holidays

@RiseAgainst369 6 лет назад

YES! Been waiting for this masterclass burn to resurface on RU-vid! Thanks for the Christmas present, Elgin

@HucaPuca 6 лет назад

Trappy X-Mas

@maplebobo9862 6 лет назад

HucaPuca got'em

@Jeff-ok6dr 6 лет назад

And happy new gains.

@RodgerLucky714 6 лет назад

You mean Trappy X-Mass

@zeusoftheaegis9038 6 лет назад

Trapta Clause - bringing us Christmas cheer with them Sunday roasts.

@satishrengarajan5806 5 лет назад

"Nice plastic watch"😂😂

@devinbalasi7296 6 лет назад

Never watch these video while eating because it'll end up all over your keyboard from laughing.

@midieq5296 6 лет назад

This guy's must write his cheques wid crayons pahahahah 😂😂😂 that shits funny, I tell thee

@raderT90 6 лет назад

This and elgins other vid he made recently are the best christmas presents a subscriber could have! Merry christmas Traplord

@Bug582 6 лет назад

I was thinking, that orange watch looks like it was from a burger king kids meal jaja and then IE makes the joke 😂

@andrewjohnson5048 5 лет назад

“You gotta stay nice” Shows off hat that looks like it was bought from a gas station

@vaevictis_ 4 года назад

Andrew Johnson and a watch from a vending machines

@shadowsonthedust 6 лет назад

It's because of these videos I unsubscribed from Kali's videos. Thank you.

@bigcrookeddick5688 6 лет назад

kingofnightmares why tf were you subbed to begin with?

@fruitydudexD 6 лет назад

Big crooked Dick come on some people are misguided, at least he saw the light

@ReallyReal_1 6 лет назад

fruitydudexD meanwhile I have not seen the light

@BoricuaSamurai97 6 лет назад

What a beautiful thing to wake up to on Christmas Eve, thank you for blessing us this holiday season trap lord

@snm874 6 лет назад

Please do a video on VeganGains giving away his dog. He said his girl got harrassed by 15 Arabs on the train and the dog got stress from it so they had to give it away..serious

@unknownalien8068 6 лет назад

Say Nothing 😂 wtf

@HeridaV 6 лет назад

Is it true his gf talked shit about children like he did once? I'd be very interested

@Durka-Durka 6 лет назад

Serious question - how does a vegan feed his dog? If he's buying dog food he can't really be vegan.

@Hope-Solos-Darkstar 6 лет назад

Charles Chamberlain He actually fed his dog a vegan diet and it got sick as fuck and he and girl denied it was from the diet

@Durka-Durka 6 лет назад

OK. I didn't know they made vegan food for dogs and cats. Wow.

@kingblue1996 6 лет назад

He has ZERO knowledge

@elfunkeado 6 лет назад

" you dont like chicken" ....xD

@puns01 6 лет назад

"Have some fun, loosen up". Lol team soap droppa slogan

@JackedLobster 6 лет назад

The day Kali breathes through his nose again, I'll watch another one of his videos. But, just one.

@Th3Ic3Guy 6 лет назад

"Must sign his checks with a crayon." Hahaha

@germany3301 6 лет назад

When i thought Christmas couldn‘t be any better: Trap God uploads.

@jabberwock14 4 года назад

How does Kali even know enough information to fill a book that big?

@xejuiehui7078 6 лет назад

"You take a PITURE!!"🤣😂

@slashertrav 6 лет назад

Kali sounds like that kid in 1st grade who always had a runny nose

@geoffhennessy275 Год назад

😂😂😂 😂😂

@shinigami1265 6 лет назад

Team Soap Droppah never skips cheek day

@MagnificentLoL 6 лет назад

Happy holidays, Trapchamp!

@limoncello2214 6 лет назад

Once he pulled out the Kali Muscle watch and I heard the click of the cases, I was done. This is hilarious!

@trihardbangz9300 4 года назад

lmfao this is old but gold, almost start choking while laughing lol

@noodles2732 6 лет назад

"Team Soap Droppa" IM FUCKING DYING BROOOOO

@lefuvui5179 5 лет назад

Lmao the first minute was just pure gold 😂😂😂

@adamharris6855 6 лет назад

I'm watching this hungover.

@supplerhotpocket8823 6 лет назад

Adam Harris what a hero.

@Jeff-ok6dr 6 лет назад

That's some stamina to do that.

@adamharris6855 6 лет назад

jeff mcclure lol tell me about it.

@robbiesharp311 6 лет назад

no that's Kali normal speed.

@espressobeats. 6 лет назад

Come an everyone, let's do the maff 😂

@edoardopulcini9432 3 года назад

"We going worldwide : Africa, Dubai... (wipes face) , Ya know Mexico.. " Did he learn geography by watching DJ Khaled videos?

@jaron87floyd 6 лет назад

That lifetime membership shit got me rolling

@brotherheed00 6 лет назад

Even with your humor added to this clip. I could not finish watching this mouth breather.

@MrMuhammadPig 6 лет назад

the roast of Trappy musscle

@NomineName 6 лет назад

Merry xmas Trappador Dali

@PheseantNetsuke 6 лет назад

Dear Father Trapsmas. Please do a video on your favorite anime. That would make me happy. Thanks.

@hardedgecustom 6 лет назад

He who lives by the troll dies by the troll.

@spoonyofsalty1167 6 лет назад

Nobody in the fitneth cobudity has did this.

@derfskoorb3582 6 лет назад

Trapi-wan Kenobi

@shinvon 6 лет назад

Infinite Elgintensity aka Patrappa the Rapper dropping heat for the holidays!

@Cosmicles 6 лет назад

Haha I just subbed to this channel last night . Watch this channel for hours. Hahahaha

@omarmuhammad3242 6 лет назад

Elgin is an asset of RU-vid

@damien384 6 лет назад

The way you narrate over the video is funnier than anything I’ve ever watched

@Paulsicles 6 лет назад

Signs his checks with his crayons 😂😂😂

@juhwanseok86 6 лет назад

Funny as hell man Support you by ordering some shirt

@coreymonday1375 6 лет назад

This is the best channel I've ever found

@wizzelhoart 5 лет назад

man now I want that watch just because

@PawelSlab 6 лет назад

4:49 i lost it

@gigaxy 6 лет назад

"This guy must sign his checks with a crayon" XD

@olney28 6 лет назад

5:15 I lost it roflmao

@Beeman2892 6 лет назад

Trapsidious the last Rep showing January 17 2018

@eytanlea8456 6 лет назад

A videooooo, yessssssss

@kevincondna8784 6 лет назад

5:09 OMG!! im dying dude!!!

@Zimm075 6 лет назад

What's a "wortch"?

@CherryPauper 6 лет назад

"Ain't nobody doing this." That's because it's a stupid idea.

@lcarusLives 6 лет назад

Christmas came early, and so did I

@blackblack1318 6 лет назад

Lmao a 100 dollars a year two items and 4 questions a month 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jsmilz86 6 лет назад

Thank you! Oh Trap King!

@chadmaze3338 6 лет назад

Xcon to icon. Great title Dr. Seuss. Kali lifts wit his back, Kali sucks at doing maff. Kali drinks work out mud, this membership is such a dud....Anyway I'm not sure but I believe it's Ex-con with an "E". They must not teach a spelling class in the DoC.