Do you think Buff can have helicopters with giant speakers fly by after each bombing run playing Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq's I've No More F***s To Give!
@@aurorauplinksyou know there was a businessman who was on a trip and survived the first explosion, only to return home and go through another 3 days later. He was the only documented man to survive 2 nuclear blasts, he spent the rest of his life campaigning against nuclear weapons, but still talk about the odds.
"It's called a Defense Budget. You'll get one too when you're older." That's no rug burn, that's pulsing road rash! I see Grandpa Buff is going full Dr. Strangelove. The only question is who gets to play Slim?
Sir, I am not sure who "Slim" is but by all reports Major Kong is certainly ready for flight. That is however a minor matter, for the generals for I must make sure no conflict breaks out in the War Room, and that the Mineshaft Gap is fully sorted.
@@sunny-sq6ciPoles and Finns are really, really dancing over the line called “Russia pleaseeeeeee” European Texas and European Florida Yes Finland is European Florida there’s just as much that will kill you up there and there’s an equal lack of chill
@@SoloWing88 really, you think Yemen could do anything to London. Yemen can't feed its own people, or have a coherent military, or wear real clothes or have an economy or you know anything normal. That any normal country does. So I don't think London, or America are afraid of Yemen. In the slightest bit. If Yemen somehow managed to attack London, United Kingdom would wipe them off the face of the planet. If they did something to America, ditto. They can't hit boats that are off the coast of their own country with missiles that are being supplied to them by a foreign government. Complete with fuel and training on how to use them and warheads. Lmao what do you think they got. They got nothing. Instead of trying to start world war 3, shouldn't they be out planting their next crop of dirt or something
He's almost not wrong except as far as Fallout lore (though now possibly outdated) goes it was just Europe and a failing USSR that fought over the Middle East and Eastern Europe which left both it and most of Europe a ruined wasteland long before the US-China war fully ruined the planet. In Fallout peak oil happened early and the US went full isolatist mode, with the rest of the world basically collapsing until it was literally just the US (including the newly acquired territory of Mexico and the even newer and far more rebellious territory of Canada) and China left to squabble over the last reserves of oil. IIRC in the Fallout timeline its India and Pakistan that get into a nuclear war first which then later spreads to Europe.
Loved the army of darkness reference. I haven’t seen that movie in years. By far the Buff this time around had the best ending line since the first time I saw Raptor do the “I’d intercept me” line. Pure gold 😂😂😂
All I can see in my mind is a line of U.S. Presidents starting with Thomas Jefferson giving a beat down and emphasizing every word with each hit, "How..many.. times.. we... gotta... tell.. bitches... not... to... touch... the... damn... BOATS!!"
@@Pierce-lz7kv They were on the winning side in WW1, just Europe totally ignored their contributions and at the time America was also just trying to grab what it could also being a younger country at the time.
"I don't want to anymore." Said in a calm, cool and yet murderous tone. OO OO...I have an idea! Send in the 75th Ranger Regiment, it'll be gone in 24 hours!
@@teresaelliott4231NO NO NO NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! They’ll roll over the entire Middle East before anyone back home realized what the fuck just happened.
Buff saying "Would you glass me? *pause* I'd glass me." Has; "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." energy written all over it. Pure perfection.
My brother... I was thinking of the Remington Retirement Plan.. Then I heard you say... theres about to be more Suns out then Tattooine.............. Brother.. You bought me another day... FFS i Love you.
Please don't do anything that can't be undone. Please seek help from a professional. As a fellow HLC fan, I want you to be able to open RU-vid every day and see the new HLC video.
Hey friend. I want you to know that you are loved, valid, wanted and beautiful. No matter what anyone else may say. If you served, thank you for your service and sacrifices. If not, then please pass my words on to the next service member/vet you see. You are brave, strong and courageous. Just for waking up, for standing tall, and for being you in this world.
_You bought me another day..._ Your updated mission orders just came in: Talk to someone and get yourself squared, get some food/sleep/exercise, repeat as required. We want you back in the fight, _pronto!_
people forget BUFF was the Kids bomber grandpa. makes sense at first, but then you really look into things... BUFFs got a past that could make the even F-22 scared.
oh boy, the Kid is going to have a field day, because Grandpa Buff is going to need an air-escort...and if there's any fighters or missiles that try to take him out? The Kid gets something to do finally. have to say, while i can see the Houthis getting their cumbrance due to being dumb, I'm not looking forward to what they will try to do to escape the retaliation strikes.
We're all just pitbulls named princess and Russia is a toddler that has been messing with our food bowl for way too long, the beef is so deept it's generational
As someone who served on the Eisenhower, and has family currently serving on that ship, to say I flipped out a bit would be an understatement!!! (0.o) The eye thing...the twitching...WAS ME!!! I must have said "OH I KNOW THAT MUTHERF#@$ER DIDNT TOUCH OUR BOATS!!" about 4 times after pausing while looking it up!!! And that line "There's about to be more suns out than Tattooine!" made me chuckle WAY too hard...🤣😂🤣...brought me back down man, thanks for that!!!
Son are you 12? No disrespect intended. Just, are you? Cause if you're young enough to have older brothers at 18 and 19 on US ships, I'm not going to be mean here, lol.
Dude, you're killing me. I found your page about a year or so ago, and have been addicted ever since. I quit watching the news after the last election, I was so pissed off.Still am. But I watch you to get your "special" version of the news, and you're waaaaay more accurate and fun to watch. Keep but they great job. 😂😂😂
The panicked Yemen face was gold just looking all around like "where the fuck is it gunna hit man! The missiles I can take the not knowing is the real punishment!"
they stole them from Ronald McDonald, which is surprising considering you'd think they'd be after the burgers and not the balloons but I'm not surprised that USSR from wish is doing this
I’m glad I was in a hammock for this one, you had me giggling and laughing hysterically the whole time!! I had no idea where you going with Japan, the set up was so perfect! And you made it a starwars joke!!! This has to be the perfect day!
Suddenly, The Kid felt a swell of pride in GB that he had never felt before. As if he was about to watch Grandpa kick ass in ways that he had only ever heard stories about.
“There’s about to be more suns out than tattooine.” Probably one of the most quotable lines from this channel Edit: I posted this 44 minutes ago. How do I already have over 200 likes?!?!
Buff is the Clint Eastwood of military aircraft..... "you gotta ask yourself one question....do you feel lucky..." i totally can imagine him saying that XD
There is no one more entertaining and just straight up amazing as the good ole’ HLC to bring me my daily news. Greatest channel I’ve subscribed to this year.
I didn't stop laughing the entire time! Factual, historically accurate and more reliable than the news! You are the gateway to communicating with the younger generations. Let's do a brand deal together!
Ya know... when I saw the title... I was expecting one hell of a zinger from the kid but to see it from THE BUFF just made it so much more..... satisfying. The Buff is FOREVER
MMMMMMMMmmmmm the sweet smell of spicy space liquid being pumped into a super colony so it implodes is a thought that brings a managed democratic tear to my eye.
Man, your videos are f@@king killing me every time I’m trying to look up Sports news. I see one of your videos and I’m hooked for five episodes or more all of which I’ve already seen. Your entertainment is causing my child to go to bed late at night 😂
Grandpa Buff with that scary line that just puts thing into perspective, “Would you glass me, I’d glass me “. Just lets you know that you done EF’d UP.👍😎🇺🇸
"Army of darkness" - the one time explaining the joke actually made it funnier. Also "Would you glass me? I'd glass me" the kid is rubbing off on the buff, which is a little concerning.
Checks notes: absolutely smashed like by the time Germany wanted to see Russia fail. Started laughing hard and tearing up when Japan mentioned Tattoine. Lost it at Grandpa Buff's line. Thanks for another great one😂
Grandpa Buff... You have made me laugh and clench up a bit in fear at the same time. I MIGHT feel sorry for anyone that gets in your way, but I doubt it.
Some great references in this one! How is it that I can get better news on the world theater here than most anywhere else? As always cheers and appreciate you
Trying so hard not to laugh. But thank you for this video. I'm in the hospital right now for possible congestive heart failure. And I'm not feeling good. But this has lifted my spirits some. Again, thank you
I think the thing i like most about you is you can show both left and right side but never really 'take sides' with one but show whats best for America. Love it man
I had to show my wife the Yemen segment, she doesn't always get our interesting brand of humor, but this had her rolling with Japan, POLAND, and Grandpa Buff! Solid gold man! Solid Gold!
