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@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 3 месяца назад
"Ah, I see you're on the Russian Medicare Plan. That'll be 7.62." "Dollars? Roubles?" "Millimeters."
@OverTheVoids
@OverTheVoids 3 месяца назад
"Don't forget the tax." "Sales tax?" "No, death tax."
@jacob_90s
@jacob_90s 3 месяца назад
Holy fuck. Now that's a shirt.
@novanastalga
@novanastalga 3 месяца назад
oof, savage. I love it!
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 3 месяца назад
I think the Russian code for corpses being returned is 300. I am probably wrong.
@Goulmy86
@Goulmy86 3 месяца назад
Shirt that 😂
@J4nT3mpl4r
@J4nT3mpl4r 3 месяца назад
You know what, I bet the CIA would 100% shift Putin's furniture in random directions by two inches.
@BouncingZeus
@BouncingZeus 3 месяца назад
Not even the top ten weirdest or dumbest CIA operations if true.
@Shiftinggers
@Shiftinggers 3 месяца назад
As a way to take the piss outta FSB's counterintel ops and Putin himself? It would be hilarious
@ThinWhiteAxe
@ThinWhiteAxe 3 месяца назад
I unequivocally believe it
@rebeccamount50
@rebeccamount50 3 месяца назад
The CIA secretly employs a group of Bros for this exact purpose.
@aurorauplinks
@aurorauplinks 3 месяца назад
yea i honestly saw that more as a .... vs what... exploding cigars?
@8-bitsarda747
@8-bitsarda747 3 месяца назад
The idea of Grandpa Buff going from a bomber to a drone mother ship is mildly terrifying
@jefferyindorf699
@jefferyindorf699 3 месяца назад
Mildly?
@voodoovince8001
@voodoovince8001 3 месяца назад
​@@jefferyindorf699 a Space capable BUFF with Nuclear capable Drones is terrifying.
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
​@voodoovince8001 Drone capable nuke, capable mountain deletion.Capable it's just missing space and then the buff can basically do it all.
@Mosin-lf7wl
@Mosin-lf7wl 3 месяца назад
Great theme for a fallout type movie!
@Defraggler89
@Defraggler89 3 месяца назад
Protoss speed run.
@blakestewart7533
@blakestewart7533 3 месяца назад
"Kicking ass and making glass" did not need to be that good. Praise Buff.
@christopherclayton5500
@christopherclayton5500 3 месяца назад
HL impersonating the US impersonating HL impersonating Russia is more delightful than it has any right to be.
@chrisd9700
@chrisd9700 3 месяца назад
"Im a dude, PLAYING a dude, DIGUISED as another dude"
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 3 месяца назад
​@@chrisd9700 "The dudes are emerging."
@daviddebroux4708
@daviddebroux4708 3 месяца назад
@@eldorados_lost_searcher Dude
@redroosterranches
@redroosterranches 3 месяца назад
Gotta hand it to NK, as incompetent as they can be, they managed to sell back to Russia the craptastic Cold War equipment they purchased from them at a significantly marked up price 🤣🤣
@Ange1ofD4rkness
@Ange1ofD4rkness 3 месяца назад
*sniff sniff* is that some capitalism I smell ... hehe couldn't help myself (I know not really just felt right)
@stevegonzo2091
@stevegonzo2091 3 месяца назад
They turned a big pile of old junk into gold. Almost literally.
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
​@@Ange1ofD4rknessNo that literally was definitely a capitalistic move
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 3 месяца назад
The Fat Electrician is giggling somewhere, and he's not sure why. This is why.
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 месяца назад
that's what the long game investments look like
@Agent719
@Agent719 3 месяца назад
"What's so scary about the B-52?" "It's a bomber that drops hundred of bombs." "Yeah, so?" "The bombs are also smaller bombers." "..."
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 3 месяца назад
At this point , Buff is a clown car, filled with clowns. But the clowns are armed and angry.
@Techno_Idioto
@Techno_Idioto 3 месяца назад
@@renedereus1877 Honk-Honk BOOM. The Circus just got deadly.
@tylerleuschen8132
@tylerleuschen8132 3 месяца назад
BOMBS
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
​ He's a clown car of Topography rearrangements@@renedereus1877
@Scudboy17
@Scudboy17 3 месяца назад
Bombception
@Sptn051
@Sptn051 3 месяца назад
"Kicking ass and making glass," should be printed on every buff lmao
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 3 месяца назад
I’ll get the spray paint
@InvisibleSquids
@InvisibleSquids 3 месяца назад
I've got the stencils
@Farsight453
@Farsight453 3 месяца назад
"Fear my seed," not a contender?
@NeptuneChill
@NeptuneChill 3 месяца назад
More Buff t-shirts! More Buff t-shirts! 3:32
@clintshiplett8548
@clintshiplett8548 3 месяца назад
I want that Grampa Buff t-shirt!
@Restlessmedic
@Restlessmedic 3 месяца назад
I am a Floridian. I am proud of how you consistently represent us, it is spot on!!!
@ronwalsh
@ronwalsh 3 месяца назад
Raise Hell, Praise Dale! Florida guy here as well.
@EXRazeBurn
@EXRazeBurn 3 месяца назад
0:45 You know you're starting to get good at doing voices when you can do a convincing "I'm mocking you" version of one of your own voices while sounding distinctly different. My hat's off to you H.L.
@MissMimiDoll
@MissMimiDoll 3 месяца назад
Buff carrying drones like wolf spiders carry their babies. Poke one of those and the swarm scatters into pure fucking chaos. Buff + drones = same energy
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 месяца назад
that's frighteningly accurate.
@brianwise5850
@brianwise5850 3 месяца назад
Now we have a new weapon, inspired by australia. One grandpa buff, filled with drones, which is filled with spider nest that they can release.... what we now drop is fear on our enemies.
@MissMimiDoll
@MissMimiDoll 3 месяца назад
@@brianwise5850 and when we're low on spiders, we've got hornets lol
@moonman559
@moonman559 3 месяца назад
They need to design a drone that is a little mini-Buff.
@taylorivy3797
@taylorivy3797 3 месяца назад
​@@MissMimiDoll That would probably make the Geneva Checklist after. I couldn't imagine angry and displaced hornets being dropped on a target.
@josephnolan6323
@josephnolan6323 3 месяца назад
buff when dropping the drones "go forth my children, alter all the geography you come across and make sure there's no witnesses"
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 3 месяца назад
"What do we do with the survivors?" "There are no survivors-ah!"
@cbargainer
@cbargainer Месяц назад
It's only a war crime if you leave evidence behind...
@burritoboy2751
@burritoboy2751 3 месяца назад
I love the googly eyes when America was imitating Russia. 😂
@Qardo
@Qardo 3 месяца назад
I was not thinking Russia when he started talking. I was thinking of American pretending to be a drunk uncle from Transylvania. He so totally is not a vampire. Just because he loves drinking a lot of Bloody Marys. Does not mean he is a vampire. So totally not. Also, rarely is out in the sun.
@DatDarkOne
@DatDarkOne 3 месяца назад
That got me too. LOL
@rolandoredsky4254
@rolandoredsky4254 3 месяца назад
That was good, but what got me was the first thing he says as Russia right after that, he does the googly eyes again, once, real fast.
@ElectroNeutrino
@ElectroNeutrino 3 месяца назад
He sounds like Gru to me when he does that.
@NeptuneChill
@NeptuneChill 3 месяца назад
Gave me The Count from Sesame Street vibes. 😅 0:38
@ryderadams8575
@ryderadams8575 3 месяца назад
"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" my new favorite quote.
@thunderspear2251
@thunderspear2251 3 месяца назад
Gotta love that we're turning the BUFF into the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7
@noobpuncher8571
@noobpuncher8571 3 месяца назад
Just need that glorious shield and we're there. And then we can work on turning it into the Aegaeon from AC6 :D
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 3 месяца назад
"Kicking Ass And Making Glass" -The Buff, that line goes so hard especially if it goes on Merch... please! *Now I want to see a B-52 crew paint that onto their aircraft under the cockpit*
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
Hundred percent if there pilot who watches this who gets themselves a nice fancy new one definitely probably will. Shit , I would
@Nempo13
@Nempo13 3 месяца назад
@@borttorbbq2556 "New one"? Mate there are Buffs that are beginning to have 4 generations of family members working on their crew now!
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
@@Nempo13 No I was meaning a brand new one from the factory is what I was meeting.I mean.Yeah, maybe someone might put it on an old one too, but I was just meaning that it would just be perfect to basically have 1 that is explicitly and always has been based on grampa buff.
@justananonymousperson7011
@justananonymousperson7011 3 месяца назад
He just flies the bomber...
@EvilElecBlanket
@EvilElecBlanket 3 месяца назад
That NASCAR crack was completely unnecessary and hilarious.
@NASCARFan-mn8wi
@NASCARFan-mn8wi 3 месяца назад
Yep lmao
@patrickevans9604
@patrickevans9604 3 месяца назад
Raise hell, praise dale
@medicbabe2ID
@medicbabe2ID 3 месяца назад
​@@patrickevans9604 Beat me by 3 minutes, lol
@matthewtullis7205
@matthewtullis7205 3 месяца назад
Not A Sport Cause Athletes Run.
@NASCARFan-mn8wi
@NASCARFan-mn8wi 3 месяца назад
@@matthewtullis7205 it is a sport. Whether you deny it or not. It is a sport.
@BlindIo42
@BlindIo42 3 месяца назад
Nope, that came out *exactly* how Grandpa BUFF intended it.
@Del_S
@Del_S 3 месяца назад
"came" D:
@jasonsandoval3823
@jasonsandoval3823 3 месяца назад
Buff upgraded to air carrier
@davesnothere.
@davesnothere. 3 месяца назад
@@jasonsandoval3823 I wonder how many drones it would deploy? My guess is: All of them.
@docgiggles130
@docgiggles130 3 месяца назад
It's Grandpa Buff. It's allowed
@SonsOfLorgar
@SonsOfLorgar 3 месяца назад
​​@@davesnothere. Depends on the desired size, and if it's only on the internal bay racks or also in adapted wing hardpoint pods/guided glider delivery capsules...😁 I'd guesstimate around 50-300 in the bay, and up to 20 per wing hardpoint...
@kyotra
@kyotra 3 месяца назад
Hol up, you sayin' the B-52 is gonna become a modern _flying aircraft carrier?_ Time for real Ace Combat hours.
@MigratoryWhimbrel
@MigratoryWhimbrel 3 месяца назад
0:45 Those facial contortions made me laugh so much! "aMeRiCa, YoU hAd ThE cIa CoMe In AnD mOvE hIs EnD tAbLe 2 InChEs"
@frankhayden2162
@frankhayden2162 3 месяца назад
“Fear my seed” GB Bruh had me rolling
@STONKS_MemeMan
@STONKS_MemeMan 3 месяца назад
Sometimes I have to remember that the U.S with their military is just built different.
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 месяца назад
it's also the most honest part of our government, oddly? like, the military admits mistakes and doesnt' make a lot of false claims.
@darkdragonsoul99
@darkdragonsoul99 3 месяца назад
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Oh no our military makes ample false claims the key is while the rest of the world lies to make themselves look better we lie trying to hide our true capabilities.
@kevincloud574
@kevincloud574 3 месяца назад
​@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Your joking right? Granted our government and military are not as corrupt as Russia and China's are, but our military has absolutely lied and covered their own ass to avoid accountability and expenses to victims of crimes and accidents in the military. These problems are less of the military itself as an entity trying to screw people over and more about individuals in the military who are in positions of power and responsibility refusing to do the responsible and right thing because they want to avoid accountability.
@Noreb
@Noreb 3 месяца назад
@@darkdragonsoul99 the military itself doesnt make many false claims.. the DoD, pentagon and government officials however..
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 месяца назад
... like commiting massacres and disinformation !
@Yee-Haw_Bird
@Yee-Haw_Bird 3 месяца назад
Buff carrying a drone swarm. This is some Ace combat shit right there
@ardantop132na6
@ardantop132na6 3 месяца назад
Buff has upgraded into the Arsenal Bird.
@alexandercuevas6783
@alexandercuevas6783 3 месяца назад
They had to get the template from somewhere​@@ardantop132na6
@tellur808
@tellur808 3 месяца назад
From what I understand, the reason the astronauts haven't returned is not that they can't but rather because doing so would destroy a part that's important to investigating the problems they had going up. So they delayed the return in order to study that part as much as they can. Maybe also a little bit of making extra sure that the way down doesn't lead to any surprises
@brentbarr498
@brentbarr498 3 месяца назад
OMG, I absolutely LOVE the way you make me laugh. Being Active Duty Air Force for 25 years you bring the TRUTH to the people who we protect on a daily basis in a way they can easily digest, enjoy and understand!! I applaud you and salute you sir for a job well done!!!
@alexkuzela9266
@alexkuzela9266 3 месяца назад
I misread the title as Grandpa SWAM, and thought that we had made a floatplane or submersible Buff when nobody was looking.
@jeremysorejian
@jeremysorejian 3 месяца назад
Imagine a buff erupting from the water like a whale of death
@bonecrushergaming2183
@bonecrushergaming2183 3 месяца назад
Every buff is submersible its getting them unsubmerged that's the hard part
@OverTheVoids
@OverTheVoids 3 месяца назад
Well that idea kind of was happening with the SOF MC-130J amphibious project, but that seems to have gone on an indefinite hiatus. Maybe the BUFF can pick up on where they left off. It's getting a lot of upgrades anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to add another one into the mix.
@STRAKAZulu
@STRAKAZulu 3 месяца назад
@@bonecrushergaming2183give them five years. The BUFF is forever.
@tankythemagnorite9855
@tankythemagnorite9855 3 месяца назад
As US said a couple of videos ago: "I do be building stuff"
@watcherinthedark247
@watcherinthedark247 3 месяца назад
At least Boeing didn't offer the astronauts one of their "retirement plans" that they been giving out to it's employees lately!
@cubefreak123
@cubefreak123 3 месяца назад
Just have one of the astronauts say they wanna be a whistleblower and see Boeing get up there in record time.
@kuhljager2429
@kuhljager2429 3 месяца назад
I'm also wondering if I've missed something in space news, because I thought dragon was capable of personnel recovery.
@clqudy4750
@clqudy4750 3 месяца назад
SpaceX has already offered, but Boeing needs to save face. They're trying to learn as much as possible from the trunk before re-entry since it gets jettisoned before the capsule comes in. Is what they're saying as of last night.
@asseenontv247
@asseenontv247 3 месяца назад
Funny enough the Boeing 401k program is actually fantastic.
@shawnbryant2612
@shawnbryant2612 3 месяца назад
I mean... They're stuck in space, isn't that pretty much the same thing?
@larrykelly3536
@larrykelly3536 3 месяца назад
Buff gave a whole different vision of cloud seeding that my mind's eye can't unsee.
@Operator8282
@Operator8282 3 месяца назад
Ewww... You are spreading the "can't unsee"able.
@dip_n_swag8445
@dip_n_swag8445 3 месяца назад
North Korea giving supplies to Russia is now surprising to me but what surprising is that North Korea actually has enough items in their country that could even fill 14 cargo ships.
@Lightscribe225
@Lightscribe225 3 месяца назад
Well they were preparing for war for like the last 50 years, and they never throw anything away. Less surprising then.
@jasonmay5685
@jasonmay5685 3 месяца назад
If there's one thing that isn't in short supply in North Korea, its weapons and ammunition. That's basically their main industry because they've been preparing for the ceasefire to end. As for the condition and maintenance those weapons and ammunition stockpiles have received...let's just say that much like what Ukraine has received from the West, I doubt North Korea is sending their best stuff over to Russia.
@rubenharos6988
@rubenharos6988 2 месяца назад
​@@jasonmay5685 too bad we can get North korean soldiers to defect just by feeding them
@RichardPoxon-m3w
@RichardPoxon-m3w Месяц назад
What do you do when you empty all of the junk in your closets?
@austinestep8461
@austinestep8461 17 дней назад
@@jasonmay5685 Yeah NK’s best stuff is just a lot worse then NATO’s best stuff.
@kelleyellison2668
@kelleyellison2668 3 месяца назад
Omg I spit my pop out on the NASCAR bit! I'd never heard that one! Thanks for all the laughter!😊
@clevelanddoesnotrock
@clevelanddoesnotrock 3 месяца назад
"no one wants to be a backseat war criminal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 3 месяца назад
Except Canada maybe
@estyria777
@estyria777 3 месяца назад
I really, really expected the next line to be Canada saying "Hey there, bud..."
@cubefreak123
@cubefreak123 3 месяца назад
Japan, Germany, UK: Are we just jokes to you?
@jennifergarrett1449
@jennifergarrett1449 3 месяца назад
Did someone say WAR CRIME? I thought that was Canada's specialty? Feeling a little left out up here!
@TheAchilles26
@TheAchilles26 3 месяца назад
​@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Canada doesn't want the backseat. They want to be front and center making new entries.
@revan0890
@revan0890 3 месяца назад
Kicking ass and making glass should be the Covenant's motto in the Halo franchise.
@burp2019
@burp2019 3 месяца назад
covenant is too religious for that, could work in post-covenant
@revan0890
@revan0890 3 месяца назад
@burp2019 The Banished, perhaps?
@stampede122
@stampede122 3 месяца назад
The Buff having two zingers in one episode……😂😂😂😂😂
@crocadillius6418
@crocadillius6418 3 месяца назад
Your Russian impression of your Russian impression is hilarious
@SquirrellyVision
@SquirrellyVision 3 месяца назад
I don’t know which shirt I want more! “Kicking ass and making glass” or “fear my seed”!!!! 😂😂😂
@olegkupran5284
@olegkupran5284 3 месяца назад
Holy crap, Buff will become an arsenal bird?! I'm ready to invest right now
@alphacommander3203
@alphacommander3203 3 месяца назад
Unexpected but also not surprising Ace Combat reference... Nice!
@johnb3227
@johnb3227 3 месяца назад
Yea and Russia and China are years behind on rail gun tech research so they'll be SOL
@Techno_Idioto
@Techno_Idioto 3 месяца назад
@@alphacommander3203 It's what V2 is for, after all.
@odstbag337
@odstbag337 3 месяца назад
Just further proof that there's an interdimensional portal and the US is buying technology from the Belkans.
@SkanRashkae
@SkanRashkae 3 месяца назад
i wonder about the approach and connect aero-dynamics of a rocket-drone reload pod that might attach to bottom or aft cargo door. maybe a top landing like a Quinn Jet.
@jeffreyallen2778
@jeffreyallen2778 3 месяца назад
Love when grandpa buff goes full beast mode. Hes gonna outlive me more than likely, and he had a 20 year headstart
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred 3 месяца назад
Grandpa Buff gonna be carrying Lil Buffs. How cute. Like a frog swarm, on a caiman's back, from the rainforest.
@AnimeFreak40K
@AnimeFreak40K 3 месяца назад
I recall getting that briefing as early as Basic training back in 1997/1998....during the 'class' or block on Laws of Land Warfare and/or maybe during the NBC training. I remember it, because there were a bunch of us asking genuine hypothetical questions on when such a thing would be okay (the answer was always "it's not your call to make, even if they literally ask you to do it." followed up by the general 'you will be brought up on charges if caught'). ...I vaguely recall getting a similar briefing before heading to Iraq...but the Basic Training one stuck with me a bit more, I think.
@Billaxle
@Billaxle 3 месяца назад
"THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FEAR MY SEED!!" OMG I'm dying! 😂😂😂😂😂
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 3 месяца назад
Ahh yes. The J upgrades. No one tell Grandpa what the ZZZ upgrades are going to look like because he may just end up skipping a few thousand years of progress just to get them
@Tank50us
@Tank50us 3 месяца назад
Now I have this mental image in my head of someone making an appropriate scale B-52 model.... with Astra Militarum kit attached to it. And not bolted on either.... _fully integrated_
@jasonbernal9348
@jasonbernal9348 3 месяца назад
You mean the FTL drives, radiation shielding, and laser weapons?
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 3 месяца назад
​@@Tank50usgellar fields offline just for some entertainment on the way to the target.
@Tank50us
@Tank50us 3 месяца назад
@@jasonbernal9348 don't forget the Geller Field Generator.
@Tank50us
@Tank50us 3 месяца назад
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx depending on the crew.... That could be a great time... Or a bad time
@QTownTruckspotting
@QTownTruckspotting 3 месяца назад
“America this is your fault” “Womp womp”
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 месяца назад
It is .
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 3 месяца назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165then have Russia actually work on a peace agreement that doesn't have our way or the highway printed in it
@MisterMick113
@MisterMick113 3 месяца назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 sure the US is responsible for the missiles being there but they wouldn't be shot at Russia if they didn't invade a sovereign nation. Actions have consequences
@marte9346
@marte9346 3 месяца назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165would you blame every single death caused by an AK on Russia too then?
@MrJinglejanglejingle
@MrJinglejanglejingle 3 месяца назад
Hittin' with that "Boo-womp"
@mc-zy7ju
@mc-zy7ju 3 месяца назад
Best explanation for baseball and NASCAR 😅 btw pretty sure those hit in Crimea was because of interception debris.
@Bosnian.Spartan
@Bosnian.Spartan 3 месяца назад
What intercepted it?
@Gencrossbones
@Gencrossbones 3 месяца назад
Question did the missile got intercepted or the missile that tried to intercept it decided to defect to Ukraine's side and help Ukraine by self destructing and adding to the destruction
@mc-zy7ju
@mc-zy7ju 3 месяца назад
@@Bosnian.Spartan didn't specify, one out of five was a partial hit, scattered the cluster munitions. Russia's been setting up its military installation next to civy targets for a while now.
@Bosnian.Spartan
@Bosnian.Spartan 3 месяца назад
@@mc-zy7ju ah thanks
@AmericPet
@AmericPet 3 месяца назад
​@mc-zy7ju thanks for the information. Ah come on! First we have Israel bombing hospitals and now we have Russia setting up military targets next to civilians. Civilians are. Not. Toys! Do not massacre them.
@whiteshadow_001
@whiteshadow_001 3 месяца назад
Deadset I live for these parodies… “kicking ass and making glass” 😅😅
@mileonaslionclaw2525
@mileonaslionclaw2525 3 месяца назад
3:28 i’m not even joking, the second I heard that buff could get drones. I immediately began laughing like a maniac. The buff is forever, and God help anyone who we put on the receiving end of that. They are going to need it. A Buff with drones, is just a beautiful sight to imagine…
@magoichi75
@magoichi75 3 месяца назад
So Buff is becoming the Carrier from StarCraft, utterly terrifying that is.
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 месяца назад
an aircraft carrier in the sky.
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 3 месяца назад
Terrifyingly awesome is what it is
@Jfk2Mr
@Jfk2Mr 3 месяца назад
@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I'm pretty sure that it was already attempted, at least thrice - parasite fighers out of Soviet TB-1, US experiments with airships in 30s and immediatly post-WW2 Goblin
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 месяца назад
@@Jfk2Mr seems a bit easier with drones, though.
@krald8421
@krald8421 3 месяца назад
I just heard "Carrier has arrived" in Buff's voice in my head and i cant stop laughing
@SlayerbotTheslayer
@SlayerbotTheslayer 3 месяца назад
I think the seed joke was the best route because the only other option would be for Granda Buff to become Grandma Buff and call herself the mother ship.
@Curious-Mr.-Lee
@Curious-Mr.-Lee 3 месяца назад
The eye thing while mocking Putin, lmaooo!!! HLC, you live in my head rent-free, too.
@AmericPet
@AmericPet 3 месяца назад
Right here. Me too. I have HCL jokes that pop out in common conversation. 😂
@KujoLlama
@KujoLlama 3 месяца назад
HLC as America impersonating HLC as Russia is one of the best things I've ever seen. Props, man. That's skill.
@Treilerk
@Treilerk 3 месяца назад
Gotta love Grandpa Buff's one liners.
@Morallyimmoral1
@Morallyimmoral1 3 месяца назад
"The whole world will fear my seed." Never change Grandpa buff never change
@TheCulturedMan34
@TheCulturedMan34 3 месяца назад
👕
@stevegonzo2091
@stevegonzo2091 3 месяца назад
He's gonna spread so much seed he's gonna be a farmer
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 3 месяца назад
USA: "That came out way grosser than I think you intended it to." GPB: "Nope."
@JacketedSoftPoint
@JacketedSoftPoint 3 месяца назад
FINALLY!!! The United States will have an official, unofficial, "Arsenal Bird" All we're missing now is the shield and the kick-ass boss music.
@jacedostal4399
@jacedostal4399 3 месяца назад
This was my first thought when I heard "carry drones"
@Tank50us
@Tank50us 3 месяца назад
well.... we _have_ the boss music... I'm sure Project Aces won't mind the USAF paying for the license
@_ITEZA
@_ITEZA 3 месяца назад
when sky start singing in Latin
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 3 месяца назад
Shouldn't be that hard to fit some giant ass speakers underneath it for that extra oomph when he's dropping his payload
@dchiznit209
@dchiznit209 3 месяца назад
That’s probably the S Upgrade
@eskimolost2012
@eskimolost2012 3 месяца назад
"captain its a couple b52 in the radar........" "ok how many and what about others and support? "a swarm" a what???" 3 b52 and a massive swarm is clogging the radar captain" its been an honor comrad- Kaboom!!!!!!!!
@BackYardScience2000
@BackYardScience2000 3 месяца назад
I sincerely hope that most got the "kicking ass and making glass" joke. I literally choked and laughed at the same time. 😂
@aaroncorbett6352
@aaroncorbett6352 3 месяца назад
For real, HLC, the fact that you can do America doing an impression of Russia and it doesn't just sound like your Russia is indicative of ELITE skills.
@dawall3732
@dawall3732 3 месяца назад
Grandpa Buff. "I know what I said. I meant every word of it. I'm now the king of the money shot, baby!"
@aaronorr5586
@aaronorr5586 3 месяца назад
"A Drone Bukka-" "Don't say it BUFF!" "Why not? Imagine them swarming enemy radar installations!"
@gemoglobinator6860
@gemoglobinator6860 3 месяца назад
U forgot that thise civilian on beach was near military places. The most interesting part, that only opened beaches are, that near military infrastructure, looks like civilian shield and perfect opportunity for psyop
@gemoglobinator6860
@gemoglobinator6860 3 месяца назад
Also looks like anti air defense worked so good, that in result missile got redirected to beach
@gemoglobinator6860
@gemoglobinator6860 3 месяца назад
And there was no air raid alert, so on purpose or by negligence they fucked up their own civilians
@cjcantrell80
@cjcantrell80 3 месяца назад
Germany staying really quiet with that backseat war criminal part.
@AlexDuos
@AlexDuos 3 месяца назад
Doing it impersonation of your own character with another one of your own characters is some Mel Blanc level skill, awesome.
@darkwindplus
@darkwindplus 3 месяца назад
CIA “ Two inches, we would never. We only move furniture 38.1 mm (1.5 inches) any more and we risk getting our cover blown.”
@mateuszzimon8216
@mateuszzimon8216 3 месяца назад
5mm difference on step's and u make sleapy Joe immpresions
@Operator8282
@Operator8282 3 месяца назад
Well, Putin IS kinda short, so two inches may miss this cute little piggies altogether.
@oxide9679
@oxide9679 3 месяца назад
T-shirt: B.U.F.F. across the top. In the center is a photo of the B-52 On the bottom: "Fear my seed!" I'd buy it.
@Tank50us
@Tank50us 3 месяца назад
and about 50 arrow-shaped drones spreading out
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 3 месяца назад
I want a beer glass saying "Made by B-52"
@crisespinoza1979
@crisespinoza1979 3 месяца назад
That would be sweet!
@SpaalKodaav
@SpaalKodaav 3 месяца назад
A URANIUM beer glass at that
@johnfenter4729
@johnfenter4729 3 месяца назад
"Only slightly radioactive!"
@Donleecartoons
@Donleecartoons 3 месяца назад
Grandpa BUFF's next upgrade, he goes and gets the astronauts off the station. "Hey, ya whippersnappers, as long as you were expecting a Boeing ... "
@tywatts700
@tywatts700 3 месяца назад
Can't believe they're turning the buff into the arsenal bird from ace combat but I dig it
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 месяца назад
gonna have to rename buff to ghengis with all the seed spreading he's gonna be doing.
@Paronak
@Paronak 3 месяца назад
Omfg 😆
@HouseDuke
@HouseDuke 3 месяца назад
I expected a Dagestan reference! Also, greetings to Vlad the small: you shot down the ATACMS over a beach, where your people make VACATION and then the small cluster bombs from the ATACMS fell on them. How do you make a vacation near a warzone? First row seats to see your fleet being diminished by a country without a navy?!
@zahnatom
@zahnatom 3 месяца назад
they found debris of a russian tor m2 missile there... 9m330 but apparently no remains of an atacms
@cubefreak123
@cubefreak123 3 месяца назад
It never ceases to amaze me that people are still visiting Crimea for beach time when a freaking war is happening. Even if they believe that everything gets intercepted, do they not realize what happens to debris when gravity kicks in?
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 3 месяца назад
"I enjoy a grand fireworks display as much as any of my countrymen, but I prefer the paper kind." - Ben Franklin, April 17th, 1790, to a crowd discussing the sights of war, probably.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul 3 месяца назад
very easy. Keep your citizens in poverty. This way they have no time/means to get educated, or to afford a foreign vacation; also tell them they're safe there.
@burp2019
@burp2019 3 месяца назад
@@cubefreak123 it's not even adjacent to the war anymore, it became part of the active warzone
@BigMacAttack83
@BigMacAttack83 3 месяца назад
Though you NASCAR's acronym isn't what the real acronym is, it is very accurate.
@kenterrell6626
@kenterrell6626 3 месяца назад
Funny for sure... But have you ever tried to race a car around a track? In 20 minutes you will be sweating an starting to feel your legs and shoulders getting sore.
@Goldeneye48
@Goldeneye48 3 месяца назад
Grandpa BUFF just became the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7. With the J-upgrades. Can’t wait for the Zeda upgrades to place laser weapon and an energy shield on the BUFF.
@srtvr4
@srtvr4 3 месяца назад
"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" is damn sure shirt-worthy! I'll buy.
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 3 месяца назад
"Nobody likes a backseat war criminal" would make for an interesting shirt
@Turf-yj9ei
@Turf-yj9ei 3 месяца назад
Or how about "It ain't a war crime the first time"
@hendrikgreiner8449
@hendrikgreiner8449 3 месяца назад
Knowing Grandpa Buff, it was *exactly* the way he intended.
@javarrmalutei5740
@javarrmalutei5740 3 месяца назад
Coming Soon: Grampa Buff, now with optional, legit Airborne Carrier option. Pretty soon, not gonna need anything else in the fleet. Outfitted with Photon Torpedos, Adaptive Shielding, Energy Weapons, and now an onboard Drone fleet. Gonna need more then that J tag, He's gonna be a ACV, Airborne Aircraft Carrier / Battleship... and I'm all for it! Seriously though, "Kicking Ass and Making Glass". I need that shirt in my life.
@paulstuartwilson485
@paulstuartwilson485 3 месяца назад
Raise hell!! Praise Dale!! Love the BUFF!! Spreading the STUFF!! 👍🇺🇸
@bedfastrogue2580
@bedfastrogue2580 3 месяца назад
Grandpa Buff, Kicking ass and making glass since 1950.
@trueblaze84
@trueblaze84 3 месяца назад
those astranots aren't actually stuck in space. They can come back anytime. Problem is the part that caused the issue is staying at the space station so they're giving it a look over to make sure nothing else is wring before heading home. They have around 40 days of supplies before it becomes an issue so they'll be fine for a while.
@Mttjs1
@Mttjs1 3 месяца назад
Was also going to post this.
@itsjustme8947
@itsjustme8947 3 месяца назад
Boeing? Is that you?? 🙂
@Mttjs1
@Mttjs1 3 месяца назад
@@itsjustme8947 I think my bank account and criminal record both would be bigger if I was.
@Octa9on
@Octa9on 3 месяца назад
thanks for the explanation about not being stuck. small correction: the part with the leaks is actually jettisoned to burn up in the atmosphere, so they can't troubleshoot after they land. if they want to figure out what went wrong, they have to do it while they're still at the station
@itsjustme8947
@itsjustme8947 3 месяца назад
@@Mttjs1 That's what they ALL say, lol!
@JETBLACKCORD
@JETBLACKCORD 3 месяца назад
buff being the modern day arsenal bird is fucking badass
@bj.bruner
@bj.bruner 3 месяца назад
HLC: I can't get this video taken down Grandpa Buff: The world will feel my seed! 😂
@TheGreatCyberwolf
@TheGreatCyberwolf 3 месяца назад
"The B-52J could potentially carry drones" *Ace Combat 7 players start having Arsenal Bird flashbacks*
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 3 месяца назад
That came out *exactly* how Buff intended.
@mithril1584
@mithril1584 3 месяца назад
HLC, doing a Russia impersonation while doing and America impersonation. Sounded like the stereotypical Dracula voice and that is damn funny.
@TheRedAuditor
@TheRedAuditor 3 месяца назад
Say it with me, Habitual. *_If it flies it fucking-_*
@TheNovadragon223
@TheNovadragon223 3 месяца назад
Dies?
@lyinarbaeldeth2456
@lyinarbaeldeth2456 3 месяца назад
A note, for context: The astronauts are not stranded. Their vehicle is functional and ready for return. They're *delaying* that return because the malfunction occurred in a module which is jettisoned during re-entry. The only time to gather more information on what went wrong and how is now, *before* they return. That's why they're still on the ISS.
@twotailedavenger
@twotailedavenger 3 месяца назад
This needs more upvotes.
@blackhawkmg3722
@blackhawkmg3722 3 месяца назад
Suuure... like Beoing has a stellar reputation for truthfulness. I dont believe them any further then a whistleblower survives the 2nd interview.
@henryblassingame9060
@henryblassingame9060 3 месяца назад
@@blackhawkmg3722 I’m sure the astronauts are saying “we swear to God, Boeing, we’re not whistleblowers!”
@blackhawkmg3722
@blackhawkmg3722 3 месяца назад
@@henryblassingame9060 exactly
@TimothyCizadlo
@TimothyCizadlo 3 месяца назад
They are also staying because there are planned spacewalks and leaving the station would force a delay in being able to conduct said spacewalks. It's also useful to have an extra two crew on the US half of the station (six instead of the usual four), especially when you are conducting spacewalks, so NASA is taking advantage of that to get more work done. The helium leaks that caused concern stopped when the manifold (pipes and valves) were closed off, meaning there is no risk to anyone by staying longer.
@MicaAvali
@MicaAvali 3 месяца назад
HLC’s cross-eyed impression of his own Russia impression made me spit my drink 😂
@vanixiii5657
@vanixiii5657 3 месяца назад
Honestly with the J BUFF having drones I was really hoping you would make a Starcraft reference with him and say he's like a carrier or a brood lord
@RealVand3r
@RealVand3r 3 месяца назад
Mq9’s on a b52 sounds like a fever dream
@andrewhamop6665
@andrewhamop6665 3 месяца назад
At this point Grandpa buff is just a framework that we attach our most modern and terrifying munitions to. I love our defense budget. Also, mental note. DO NOT contract Boeing for the next Moon mission. I hear Lockheed pretty good with making things go woosh in one direction, Raytheon too...
@vypergaming117
@vypergaming117 3 месяца назад
Let's be real grandpa buff isn't going to be forever, but God damn it will he have one hell of a lifespan
@clintshiplett8548
@clintshiplett8548 3 месяца назад
NCC-B52.
@patrickwoodruff5750
@patrickwoodruff5750 3 месяца назад
no, no, Grampa Buff knew exactly what he was saying. he lives forever
@ShadowStrike28
@ShadowStrike28 3 месяца назад
Grandpa BUFF, 100 Years of Kicking Ass and Making Glass. I would absolutely buy that shirt.
@Roller.Mobster117
@Roller.Mobster117 3 месяца назад
So the drone swarms from Bo2...are gonna get waaay more canonical, war crime central let's fucking go
@charlottewolery558
@charlottewolery558 3 месяца назад
BUFF: "The whole world will fear my seed" US: "I think that came out way grosser than you intended" BUFF: "No, it didn't." (Almost certainly)
@uh60ce1
@uh60ce1 3 месяца назад
Can you imagine the swarm the BUFF could create fully loaded......would look like Mosquitos on the 4th of July in Virginia.
@johno-o9l
@johno-o9l 3 месяца назад
When he went to the buff I was expecting him to use his new upgrade to pick up the astronauts in orbit.
@jefferyindorf699
@jefferyindorf699 3 месяца назад
That's the next upgrade.
@rayramirez686
@rayramirez686 3 месяца назад
"The whole world will fear my seed" Sounded like some alien StarCraft attack of the swarm vibes.
@JrShake
@JrShake 3 месяца назад
Americans are making fucking Ace Combat with grandpa buff. At this point i'm waiting for space elevator and enourmus anti metor cannons.
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 3 месяца назад
NASA is already researching on antiapocalipse measures agaisnt meteors so maybe.
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 3 месяца назад
I think the Americans are already building Stonehenge.
@PinkBalaclavaGuy
@PinkBalaclavaGuy 3 месяца назад
rotating F-35 go brrrrrrr
@specter3983
@specter3983 3 месяца назад
The mercy killing is horrible. Couldn't imagine that
@TheLastSane1
@TheLastSane1 3 месяца назад
So is friendly fire, just no one talks about mercy killing and friendly fire because it makes everyone look bad.
@delphy2478
@delphy2478 3 месяца назад
especially because, being russia, it's much more likely the person being killed was unwilling
@specter3983
@specter3983 3 месяца назад
@@TheLastSane1 at least blue on blue is somewhat explainable bad yes but not as bad as a mercy kill. That usually means you don't have the supplies to help them that what makes it horrible
@TheLastSane1
@TheLastSane1 3 месяца назад
@@specter3983 If you are in the middle of combat, someone is bleeding out, you can leave them to bleed out and that is for some reason entirely legal. But ending the suffering of someone you at that time cannot help being illegal sounds weird. But we both know this happens, no one wants to admit it though.
@DanielCovington
@DanielCovington 3 месяца назад
"Backseat war criminal" is underappreciated here. Probably because of all the other great lines in this one.
@tonyburzio4107
@tonyburzio4107 3 месяца назад
So that's why the Florida Mach-5 engine is only 10' long, it fits inside Grandpa Buff!
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