Exploring Facebook Marketplace with Danny Gonzalez 

"Crim Jim" is definitely short for "Criminal Jim"... or maybe "Criminal Jiminal"

7 word saddest story. "For sale: juicy cotoure pacifiers, never used"

The room with unused toddler stuff made me quite sad... I can only really think of bad situations where you would decorate a room for a toddler and then not get a chance to use it.

"Everything you need for a Toddler, never used" is just filled with what that implies and the sadness behind it

I love that they say that the doll has never been out of the box, and then they proceed to show its butt...

10:33 Drew: I kinda blacked out when we started filming Danny: *visible concern*

When I lived in my hometown, I had this friend who asked me to take him to this sketchy-ass bodega to sell his vape to some guys. I, trepidatious as heck, knew he’d do this deal regardless if I help him or not. So, this way I can insure he’s not knifed, therefore, I reluctantly agreed. He met the buyers through Facebook Marketplace, the deal was one used vape for one used MacBook. On the way there, my friend tells me “the vape is broken, shhh, I’ll just wrap the bag extra times so they won’t open it.” The deal went down and twenty minutes after I dropped him off at home, he calls me irate, screaming about how the MacBook doesn’t work and “what kind of inconsiderate asshole brings a broken item to a trade?!” The irony was not lost on me. It was lost on him though, he still gets upset that they ripped him off to this day.

“Never out of box” judging by how damaged that box is, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she’s been clawing her way out of the box every night for a while now.

-Craigslist- *_gregslist_*

two boys one microphone

this video has a vibe that it was made at 3am with fake sunlight while both danny and drew have severe fever

0:50 drew standing there in the reflection of the door is just really funny to me for some reason

"Never out of box" *Oh until I opened it to flip it on it's back and pull up the dress*

“Guys only want 1 thing in a doll” *names 2 things*

The “everything you need for toddler” one makes me worried...

13:28 "my coffee table's just always covered in coffee" is probably the best and most understated joke in this video

Florida man goes to California. Gets married to his boyfriend. Already looking for used baby stuff to buy.

“it’s fun for getting to know your racist relatives” absolutely

The discomfort in Danny's eyes when Drew was asking him to poop in his mouth and on him 💀💀💀

It is now my routine to watch old drew, Danny and Kurtis videos to fall asleep to

I love that the “this guy is either drunk or on his damn phone” guy used his phone to take the photo.

Plot twist: the doll’s box was broken cause it was trying to escape

People really sell things like: George Washingtons tongue-never used, never out of box-100,000

I love how they bounce off of each others jokes so easily and keep a completely straight face. It’s the funniest thing. 😂

i love how they always say "wanna make a video?"

Kevin is either drunk or on the damn phone 😒

0:50 I love how you can see drew stand there awkwardly filming Danny in the door’s reflection lol

The most unrealistic part of this video is the implication that drew didn’t procrastinate and only took 3 days to film and edit a video

“Everything a toddler needs- never used” Oh....oh no.....I’m sad now

Welcome to men in their mid-twenties making poop jokes

Honestly the coffee mate thing is something my uncle would do. He stole dvd players out of motels to sell for meth.

With the flipped over doll, it’s probably to show that the stomach is fabric, not silicon. As someone who collects porcelain dolls, I don’t buy ones with just porcelain limbs

Used pancreas For sale 15$ _not mine, don’t know who’s it is, but it can be yours_

This is just Danny and Drew acting like dads for 15 minutes straight

now that danny's gonna be a father he should really revisit the pacifiers and diapers offered here, they could come in handy

My favorite part of a Danny collab is when he looks into the camera vaguely concerned

"Mouth Full of Poop, Please!" Starring: Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzales, Greg, Kevin Directed by: Quentin Tarantino 96% on Rotten Tomatoes

0:51 You can see Drew in the door reflection just awkwardly filming

as someone about to attempt using facebook marketplace for the first time to get rid of stuff before moving... this has made me exponentially more confident that i won't look like an idiot

I love that they're in Anaheim but they're still looking at listings in Florida because they knew that's where the best FB Marketplace content was gonna be.

why tf does this vid look like the first time they've ever talked to each other

I'm so happy I found this channel. Please make a new video every eight or nine minutes.

13:51 the attention to detail of him wearing the same shirt is great and really adds to the comedy

3:40 actually this was the first NFT

I like how neither Drew nor Danny noticed that the seller had to take the baby doll out of the box in order to flip it over and take a picture of its ass.

A fanfiction where Danny and Drew are fathers of two kids named Greg and Kevin.

I almost feel like there’s a scatplay subplot going on but no one else is commenting about it so I’m beginning to think there’s something in this pie I’m eating

I love that they took their phone out while driving to take a picture of a driver driving badly because they may be on the phone.

No thank you my tummy is full

Buy the *very* used diapers and add them to your merch shop as “little stinkers”

15:36 Imagine being a passerby and hearing, "Fine, I will shit in your mouth one time-"☠☠☠

danny generally concerned about drew's uprising scat fetish for a couple of minutes.

I love how "Crim Jim" says that he went to college at "The School of Hard Knocks" but he clearly has a Michigan University banner in his profile picture

"Why didn't my kids tell me... THEY had kids... " 😂🤣😂

8:56 I need context, but more importantly, I need that

- Drew's reflection in the door while filming Danny - The searing sun illuminating the yard in an ethereal glow - The cooling shade of the airbnb porch - The disorienting selection of facebook marketplace items - The ongoing poop in my mouth bit The vibe of this video is something so special

Okay the never used toddler stuff is kinda sad,,

I love how they both phase in and out of irony intrinsically

i got a notification for this video 5 years late

12:09 his voice when he says Doritos- I’m wheezing

It’s so weird that they’re both married

I trust Danny bc when he’s talking about a stomach, the word he chooses to use is “tummy”

this was FIVE years ago??? i'm gonna start crying

why don't they kiss

Watching Danny dissociate and talk to his alternate personality Drew for 15 minutes straight

Drew:“No thank you, my tummy’s full” Danny: 👁👄👁

Since we first watched this video, my friends and I have not stopped quoting "no thank you, my tummy is full" in our daily lives. It's a core part of my vocabulary now. Thanks Drew

Yeah, it's like Hemmingway said: for sale, Juicy Couture Passies, never suckled.

This is awkward. I'm a Greg *and* a stinker. Hmm. Hello, my name is Greg Stinker. That's unfortunate. Nevermind.

Craigslist? Never heard of her. I only know _gregslist_

I feel like the unsure style they have throughout these older videos just makes it 100 times better.

Drew takes, "sit on my face", to a whole new level and I don't know how to feel about that. Apparently, neither does Danny.

Craigslists? more like Gregslists

7:55 first time drew asks danny to poop in his mouth 10:08 second and third time 11:19 fourth and final time

Drew: You're right, I've seen everyone of your videos Danny: *Proceeds to look into random hole while squinting aggressively*

Danny and Drew laughing is just the most wholesome thing I've ever seen

Rewatching danny and drew collabs is self care

“Why are my grandchildren on it?” “Why didn’t my kids tell me they had kids?” *I cackled*

I hope Danny looked back at this video for reminders before his baby was born

8:51- this image really speaks for itself.

They didnt even comment on the gift cards being expired

Wait a second, if that doll was " never out of box" then how did they manage to flip it, and raise up it's dress?

i just jenna marbles scream laughed because this is the first time i've noticed drew's reflection in the beginning where he films danny

0:48 I love how you can just see Drew awkwardly recording Danny in the reflection of the glass door in the background

They did a really good job with the lighting and the green screen. Seamless. You can almost believe that they really went outside.

Really like your boyfriend, he should make a channel

“just a close up bag of Doritos” is my favorite drew gooden joke delivery ever

The way Drew keeps talking about Danny pooping in his mouth, it makes me think he was possessed by a Poop Ghost.

You have to stop making videos alone and saying you have a guest, it’s getting kinda sad at this point

Danny: You're talking about me pooping in your mouth again. Drew: No, thank you. My tummy is full.

Omg such a good use of green screen danny, you almost got us fooled again! It was very entertaining to watch you interact with yourself!

The most cursed thing I’ve ever found? A USED casket. The description read, and I quote, “1 casket slightly used/buried for 3 years. Decided to go another route so dug back up” What does that MEAN

"why are my grandkids on it?" "why didn't my kids tell me they had kids?"

*“No thank you, my tummy’s full”*

The Nissan 240SX actually kinda makes sense. Those are a popular starting point for building low-budget race cars and drift cars, and a half-disassembled one for a good price will definitely sell.

Hopefully Danny's baby gets a pacifier that's been sucked on by another baby

This is how middle schoolers sound and look when showing each other ifunny on their phones

*Beauty Gurus are quaking in their boots looking at Drew and Danny’s beautiful flawless skin and on fleek eyebrows*

Drew can teleport, apparently. Every time we see Danny, Drew is in the background reflection standing up and holding the camera to record Danny, but every time we see Drew clearly, he's sitting at the picnic table.