This House Wants To Be Your Mom (Smart House) 

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i need an update on my glasses prescription 😞, i didn't even notice that he was dressed as the house in the thumbnail

18 years after seeing this movie for the first and last time: *oh yeah*

Perhaps mentally scarred?

OH MY GOD NO!

... Surprisingly, I don't hate this idea.

@Kalbo PFFTTT!

Just the thought is terrifying 😱

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

and then they have the nerve to complain about toxic masculinity

✨💖Toxic masculinity✨🥰

I can confirm. I am a thirty year old man but I have the body and voice of a teenage boy.

Minnie Mouse but worse Please don’t bring the toxic snowflake side of tiktok to RU-vid.

Male humans never change at all. They stay the same their entire lives

Did it work tho?

Did it work tho

@@akalegos_ unfortunately not, she is married now but still gotta work lol

@@psyerror1561 Omg this was strangely cool to read XD

@@psyerror1561 😂 too bad she has to work, but I’m glad she found somebody

My favorite part of the video

"Jarvis.." It's like he's frustrated that she's acting up lol

300

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1000th like. idk if i did a good or bad thing

More like “bens dad acts like a literal child and Ben has to be the adult for an hour and a half”

For the love of God Mr. Cooper, at least get these kids a nanny, you’ve probably got the money for one.

Isn't that the premise of like 95% of all 90s comedy movies involving a family of any kind? So while this movie might stand out for child neglect now, having that as a title back when it was released, would not have helped it stand out from movies of the same genre at all.

i think about this scene unnecessarily often

YEAH that part freaked my out for years lmao

LEGIT!!

Omg yes!!! So disturbing.... yet I watched this like 20 times

even when i was a kid i found that part very unsettling lmfao

Oh god, why is she so relatable.

@@kiralonely1307 SAME god getting my mother anywhere on time back when I lived with her was so hard. She was late for my own graduation dinner. I left with my family _without_ her because I had to be at the stadium for graduation earlier than she did to watch it so she wasn't ready in time despite my reminding her that we have a schedule to keep and I was incredibly annoyed about it.

@@roselover411 With my mom, it's always either I'm a little slow cause I have ADHD, so I'm a little behind schedule but I'm doing my best to catch up, usually speeding through doing things, but I also have OCD and have to periodically pause to double check I have everything, partially also due to the forgetfulness I get from my ADHD. She sees that as super frustrating. It's either that or she's behind because she zoned out or is busy reading and it takes her forever to pull herself out of it, which I understand, but sometimes she's having a conversation and puts off leaving to finish it, or puts things on hold to finish a video or something and then when I'm late or slow, she complains I don't value her time enough. It's so frustrating. Like, I am really trying, dude. But if I get aggravated at her when she's slow, she immediately pulls a "you're slow all the time" or "I was BUSY" or some shit as an excuse. She ALWAYS has to be right, good, and the hero in the situation. It's really frustrating at times. She's had lectures about me not respecting her time enough like 20 times in the last 2 years, while having such a tendency to be late that she jokes she's on "Bryant time" which is my stepdad's last name, and now hers, which Bryant time was a joke before they got married or anything because he's often late to things and usually by the same amount each time. Like he's in his own timezone. It's to the point that when she says she'll pick me up at one, for example, I generally tell my grandma she'll be here at two. Like, it's that common. But no. *I'm* not respecting *her* time, and she's allowed to be slow and late when I have things on a very tight schedule. *She's* allowed to complain, but if I *dare* to, then it's so hypocritical.

@@kiralonely1307 I did the same thing with visiting my nana. I started telling mom we were meeting at 1 even though we were really meeting at 2 because it was a *surprise* if she ever turned up earlier than an hour late. Nowadays her boyfriend doesn't let that happen. He's got her on a time table and he will leave at the right time to arrive wherever he's supposed to be. Granted, I don't LIKE her boyfriend, but at least her punctuality has greatly improved.

Uhhhhh. Sentence structure 🤙

i think my brain has melted reading this

yeah I love that the dad didn't bother stepping up after his wife died because I guess taking care of your kids is a female thing

​@@kaskaskasit's weird tho bc like, they made ben the main caretaker. So it's not like men in their world can't be nurturing, their dad is just neglectful

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bruh

XD

Image the dad “Welp, I guess I’ll die now”

I read this before watching the videos oh my lord-

I agree that it's nice consistancy but I thought that privacy protocols would have been thrown out with the safety protocol

@@toughrocks890 i think it’s more like they don’t have cameras in the bathrooms

Had me wheezing

Yep Lmao

This is the second video of his that I’ve watched and that joke is what made me subscribe lmao

Took me a second for me to realize

Bet he's been waiting his whole life to make that joke

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Endgame Is Bad I doubt Ben would do that

Plot twist: He killed his mother to take her place.

He is malemom, he dont need a mom, he IS mom

Holy shit you’re 105?

Same, was only allowed to use the internet for like 30 minutes at a time but I really can't even remember what I did on the internet. I think I just looked up random shit. This was before Google so I used askjeeves.

@@thewall1179 ASK JEEVES???

@@ShadyBun Yep, they had commercials on TV and everything.

I'm 5 years younger than Jarvis and my family used dial up until I was about 10 yrs old. I really don't know how to feel about that

How did no one at Disney realize how TERRIFYING this concept is?!

‘The Veldt’ but evil

Very good point !

​@@anonomooose Wasn't the veldt already evil?

@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 i think the kids were but the house itself was just following what the kids wanted. i could be wrong i haven't read it in a while

PRIVATEGAMER23 EXACTLY! 😂🤣😂🤣

Ben was the Imposter...

@@logangaskill4 He was actin kinda sus ngl

There can only be one

Dad help I'm stuck~

We have Alexa 🤷🏽‍♀️

lmao

I’m literally eating cereal, how about you?

Don't we?

I don't know, the newspaper people still fling the paper at us every day even after we've cancelled payments

We read "There Will Come Soft Rains" in school and I absolutely adored it, the concept is actually so eerie lol

I have to read There Will Come Soft Rains. Thank you

Thank you for the story recs!!

My english teacher had us read There Will Come Soft Rains. It was lit

@@manwhatdoiputhere I agree

You think you can do these things, Nemo but you just CAN'T!

That’s just how it is in Disney movies

@@emaliepaulin8877 y’all got the same pfp 👁

T1 yo

@@emaliepaulin8877 thats because DSL was just barley catching on and broadband was still a good few years away when this movie came out. Dialup was the fastest for internet at the time.

@@michealpersicko9531 yeah but the point is if they're going for a "house of the future" and dreaming up tech advancements, you'd think they'd make it futuristic and past where they were at the time. like, it's pretty integral to the whole smart house thing. but now you can see some of the flaws with the clunky tech being visibly dated while other things were more thought out (like the bedroom walls). that said, it kind of makes sense. it was relatable for that time and most kids watching it wouldn't think twice about it.

Disney's on their way to get your parents

Pokemon be like (except for Hoenn)

There's no emotions without dead parents!

True!

bruh that's actually literally how she started though. she was Peggy Bundy on Married with Children lol

i havent finished the video 😀 now im scared 😀😦

@@Giantkiller130-t Yup, and it freaks me out. I cannot see that voice come out of that face, too many eyeballs!

Gg , dad. Thanks. Mom : 😟

He's a master craftsman

Timestamp

12:05

12:19: Quick 12:05: Context

Yep, I followed him on insta thanks to that!

I found another Charlotte. Hi

Charlotte alexa, self destruct

Charlotte Cluff hello fellow Charlotte!

I have one and I feel threatened

Kiri Oun I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE (because I thought of the implications)

love that you said "fun fact!" xD

Wasn’t it both his parents?

Also as far as I’ve heard, it was actually because it’s just easier as storytelling goes, especially in animated form, to cut down on any unnecessary characters. Why design a model for, animate fully, and hire a voice actor for BOTH parents when just one parent can accomplish the same thing and add some tragic backstory as flavor

Youre EXTREMLEY disrespectful and flippant when it comes to death. And all for YT likes? For shame.

Or that one episode of spongebob

baba yaga

@@freshbread4039 her house is pretty cool yeah

I really want Jarvis to review that movie, that was my whole childhood

Why does no one ever talk about that movie it was soo good

ME

IF YOU THINK HAPPY, YOU STAY HAPPY #allhailzeffo

Me with suicidal thoughts: *PLEASE.. I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK PLEASE..*

@@barkstims same, we probably both need a therapist tbh

me who's suicidal:

I knew her voice sounded familiar

Ryan was at that [PARTY NIGHT] to get every 's [Kromer]

I keep seeing this type of profile picture can someone explain why they're all the same art type?

HayThi It’s called a Picrew! Basically, artists can upload their artwork as multiple templates to create a custom character! This one is by Sangled, and it’s become super popular in the LGBT+ community because of all the pride stuff you can have on. If you wanna make one yourself, just google “Picrew Sangled.” The website is entirely in Japanese, but it should bring you directly to the page to create the character.

@@beanieguitarguy4070 ohhh thank you so much for telling me! ^^

GLaDOS

@@beanieguitarguy4070 yeah i first saw the picrew profile pics on quora, they're so popular among teens on quora and especially the lgbtq+ community, i love them so much lol

This is canon and nobody can prove otherwise

Generic Name otherwise

@@Golden_Flower_1 otherwise

Nope, he’s Boone from earth final conflict. His wife died became of a car explosion and now he’s working for an alien.

I was literally thinking how that was such a dad joke to pull, lol. Sounds like something my dad might've said to me. My stepdad likes to jokingly announce "We're burglars! We're here to burgle!" when he comes home lmao. Just pure dad energy there.

yeah :/ his son does everything for him

Well he is a single dad that lost his best friend and soulmate. He’s still a human being dealing with grief, put yourself in his situation not excuse him for his entire behavior but some perspective

@@Damop17 No lol. My husband died too, and it’s always hard, but that doesn’t mean you put your responsibilities on other people, much less your child (who also lost a parent if we’re factoring in grief). If he’s far enough into the process to be actively trying to date again, he really has no good reason to act the way he does. I know it’s just a movie, but it’s not cool.

Ugh my kid is annoying says he gave up his happiness to raise my daughter and me cause I refused to take care of my daughter and allow my son to act like a mom ugh

@@Damop17 lol no. You don't get to be a shitty parent just because you're sad. You get the fuck over it and take care of your children. Its ok to be sad and depressed and not take care of yourself or your house whenever you live on your own. The second you have children you're saying that you're going to take care of them no matter what. This dad is a piece of garbage. Like most parents in Disney Channel movies.

Dun dun dunnnn!

@kenzie. jade granted

Hah, almost fooled us. Little did he know he gave it away in the thumbnail.

*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*

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#sixseasonsandamovie

and the chilidish tycoon mention!

i want the shirt.

We are mother. *soviet anthem softly plays in the background*

*bout*

can you tell the timestamp?

@@arcankax 12:10

Jezebel Halo It’s a shorter version of about. Like “runnin” “thinkin”

tiffanyferg ahh I love you!

That just made me think of all dogs go to heaven 😂

All hail our god-king, Timothy Omundson. Specifically Leprechaun Timothy Omundson.

@@thebrutusmars TIMOTHY WAS IN LUCK OF THE IRISH!?

JoyIsntFunny Yes!

Interesting...

Omg that part literally scarred me

I think you meant to say scarring not scaring

@@b00mshakalaaka Thanks bud

The house killed the Mum.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Nobody: Me cringing at this format: 😬

@@orangxjuicx3617 orange juice is gross

Damn that house will get fucked up by someone

That was truly a work of art, wasn't it?

@@Dargonhuman Truly

Can you give me the time it happened? I think I missed it

@@watercoloureyesssssssss 12:16

HOLY CHEESE thanks

I mean that's kinda cute

That's how a child's mind works. They think if you get married and i have a dad everything will go back to normal.

Dial up was until 2007 Interesting I was born on that year UH I MEAN IM AN ADULT

i live in a third world country so we still have dial up T_T

ً my grandfather is from lebanon and he still used (he no longer lives in his own home) dial up until he moved to an elderly home. it’s not as common in america but people still do use it, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of!

@@scrumpcity oh, i am not ashamed, i am just sad, my internet is kinda slow, and also limited (it a line network and still limited), and with pandemic right now, and everything is getting so expensive, living is hard, and i don't know if i will be able to pay if i finished a my data

Lol I partly grew up with dial up and even I don’t fully remember how it works besides the computer beeping when it started up and the internet going down whenever someone got on the phone 😂

If this isn’t relatable I don’t know what is

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It might just be cheaper to buy the house an entire Nuclear reactor.

Also the lawsuits from the bullies mom after the bully gets struck by lightning

Pssshhhht it was a giveaway, they don't need pay bills. Duhhhhh.

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Jarvis, do you like to look at the comments on your old videos?

Deno Bambino it burns my eyes

he is rocking that dress

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Femboy Jarvis Femboy Jarvis

Reagan Ceem Femboi Jarvis Femboi Jarvis

Sounds like it worked.

lmao

Exactly 😒

You got it wrong. 0 x 2 = 00 it is double

I'm definitely gonna get wooshed, but no it's not.

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Endgame Is Bad your mom has the money but she just doesn’t believe in you

So is “Slam Dunk tha Funk”

To this day I still sing it. I never forgot this song or this movie

MP I’m giving you my like instead because holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

I can't believe Ben downloaded her with sexism v_v

I totally agree it’s messed up beyond belief, I see your point there. In a way, Ben was being influenced by his fathers views on gender roles so it’s completely believable in the sense that his character would believably do the thing. Ben’s dad raised him with his own ideals in mind like parents typically do. And who knows if Ben’s mother followed these gender stereotypes given that she married a man like him. Also, her and Ben clearly had some sort of close relationship meaning she was present enough to influence her son with her behavior while she was alive. Still, the movie was completely messed up. It was an original idea that could have made some interesting observations on stereotyping these two genders and their roles but instead was a train wreck of nightmare fuel & s*xism.

Pfft! _Women._ Am I right, fellas??

Dang it! That hurts so much.

To be fair tho, he literally programmed her with what old sitcoms with tradwives to teach her what a “real mother” does and it ends up backfiring on him. Plus I think the house becoming more sentient and overprotective of Ben as if it were his mother isn’t that sexist imo, it’s really for the story’s “don’t overly rely on technology” and “you can’t replace family with technology” message. Idk just my interpretation

Angie is Xavier wulf confirmed

Yuhhh get into ittt

Bruh wut the smoothie was pink, the cup was blue. You colorblind??

Michigan J Frog it was blueish gray in the cup but when it spilled it somehow turned pink? 17:17

@@yeahoksure1406 Look at the cup when it's on the floor - it's blue and the smoothie is pink.

Hey im a fan

W6

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Hello, I have no idea who you are but you have a checkmark by your username so I assume that you are important and therefore feel obligated to attach myself to you like a barnacle beneath a sailboat, in the hopes of absorbing residual clout from you.

@@dildonius ummm nope i watch his vidd so i wanted to sah hi, i had to watxh his videos for a buisness class i took and his videos helped

*Z E F F O S*

@@MonkaBonka all hail zeffo and the glow cloud

The perfect crime

the cowboy underneath the floor: howdy!

Even worse, what if instead, they chop it up, and cook it, then serve it as food

@@slatefeather320 up P up P for you ua

Ha

I don’t laugh. He’s very funny I just in general don’t laugh much

@@OakVolcano7858 Ah, sad life... or not, I don't know you.

I find it amusing and i make small laughs but never laugh out loud however he is funny

I go back and rewatch his intros sometimes especially Lord's Scheme, it's a classic

It is a pretty dumb house

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Great value!

Endgame Is Bad Before trying to get to 3k subs, why don’t you get too 100? Or Upload quality content?

@@endgameisbad2733 How about no.

He was in SO MANY Disney movies. Like it’s insane. Did he ever work in entertainment after turning like 18? Anybody know?

Neither can humans.

@@comradehabsburg6059 Pataphyics wants to talk.

If u think about it, nothing is truly random

they generate numbers where the pattern is so complex they are observed as random which is good enough

@@gaymerjerry but not a true random

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I’m happy I was like 69

@@endgameisbad2733 all I ask for is like. proceeds to ask for a subscribe

Yana Stanimirova Ikr, the nerve of them! Also, their name is controversial at best

I started rewatching bc their pod lol

🎶Donde estas la bibliotecha? Me llamo T-Bone, la arranga discotecha!🎶

@@emilylike-the-soup2502 Discoteca, muñeca

#andamovie

😂

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂

Oh god

🤣🤣😂😂

The new one is free. I’m pretty sure the other house is fully paid off. And since they only pay utilities and property tax, it’s probably so if they’re only paying utilities for both houses but not using the utilities in the older house. It’s really cheap

Art imitating life. Or in this case... life imitating art.🤔

This movie gave me nightmares that I was on my paper route and got grabbed by the robo-arm and then, I assume, died. That movie was so traumatizing that I remember that nightmare I had about it when I was FIVE. FIVE!! (Sorry if this is badly worded, my brain just doesn't want to work sometimes)

666 likes. nice!

GOD that's literally me

From the scanner part I was like oh hell no. A house that's gonna read out my weight and body fat ratio? Nope

Right? I was like 7 when I first watched this movie 😂

It gets worse, the other day I had to explain what an RCA cable is to someone who had never seen one

I was wondering that also.

Plot twist: it contains the blue goo from tgwdlm because wiggly and the apotheosis joined forces and wiggly snuck the goo in

I always thought it was the color of the glass cause when it spilled it was pink

It was the glass. When she spilled it, the glass was blue.

More concerning than the color as the consistency. That smoothie was definitely pepto bismol ammiright

People who don't work in IT vs. Those who do.

To be fair, Ian's mildly insane.

@@queenwednesdayart, He's chaotic, is what he is.

@@TheTheninjagummybear True chaotic neutral

no but i read his other story about a smart house it was kinda fucked up

it was called "there will be soft rains"

Omg I was looking for this story the longest time!! THIS IS IT, THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS!

I read both, amazing stories

Omg this comment just caused a deep memory to resurface wow