Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review 

What about players who have no family. 😢

Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

Adnan Asif they need to make a family

It's because of the season pass.

Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

@Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

💀💀

Physics at home:

Lmao

Breadstick?

This comment aged well 🤣

@@m1dnight426 Like a fine wine.

This game exists (ding!)

Huhu LeondaGarbo 😂😂

To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

@@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

Ride to Hell, you mean?

@@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS Fly off to the right and EXPLODE Ah, brings me back

We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

all it's missing is LJN

Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

i know right ? also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard but i still love his videos and content as always

@@jeffreygamer32 i wish too only discovered him in 2016 or 2017 but, hey, better late than never

@@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

@@jeffreygamer32 lol

1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

@@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

@@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

Lmao

It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

😂Lol

A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

@@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

One of the best brief reviews of all time.

@@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

@@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

exactly

XD "He parked the wrong way, shoot him"

My thoughts exactly. In the best and worst kind of way.

hahaha

89 dollars what shit

Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' FACES!

*Anime intensifies*

spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

@@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

Yup........

Vin Diesel catching a car in mid-air

...your not wrong!

the insurance it has to because family

Racing a rocket is definitely something the movies would do.

Thats generous

Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

@Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

*Reality* *moth after the release* The Company: Here is the $20000 bill Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000... *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000* Vin Diesel: wtf? The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

Be seeing you, John.

@BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point. ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

Some scars never heal

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That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

@@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

@@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

@@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

@@bradyrhino8030 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD. Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

We did get Predator a few months ago

I guess thats technically a good thing.

Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

you forgot TLOU2

Soo true

The Movies were Better?

@@aliasno.4andover644 not really

@WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

XD

and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

That cat picture is more dead than my dog

@@Local_commentor How dare you

@@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

@@Local_commentor rip :(

that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

Ha!!

F A X

That’s what I thought

Physics: Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe. *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

@@nilugi2556 little Joe.

Because He big 😁

Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

actually made me laugh lol

@@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

@@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

"cars are faster than missiles"

Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

That clip had me rollllling

An SJW must've written that dumb line

@@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

@@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

Too little Minions.

This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

@@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

In a Pontiac Fiero

Area 51 raid logic.

I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

😂

IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

@@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

IGN: too many families

vin Diesel sucks

There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

Dom: "Hold my family"

Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

Hold my family

Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

Adrian juarez no shit

@@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

@@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima It’s a no brainer at this point

Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

@@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

much or match?

@@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

@@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

Breadstick?

Better companies did better racing games

Expectations subverted!

Sexplode

god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

"Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review. It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

its true lmao :D

There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

@@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

Lmao

*B I G G E R*

@@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

@@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

*you're

@ ok teacher

I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel Sow there was nothing left for the game

I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

Pretty sure he has depression he

MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

@@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

You NEVER cross the streams!

Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

@@jaygooese4242 because family

I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

They paid some good money for it.

What a total scam

😂🤣

mas8705 Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

I think people already have been for like 8 months

The most evil sin a game can commit.

Omg!!!

I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

@@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

@@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles... 6 months after game is released

And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

Uldihaa Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

@@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch). Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

Yeah cause "Family"

And the movies are great

@@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

@@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

@@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

@@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

Ian Bell, Andy Garton and the rest of Slightly Mad Studios. This was their swan song, the studio got acquired by rival studio CodeMasters not long ago.

@@K4R3N Project Cars 3 is coming out this week. They may have been bought out by Codemasters but they're still under contract with Bandai for it.

Think of what this game could have been if not for a freak olive garden accident!

GTA is way older and has better driving controls day 1

Just like the film producers

Just that feeling makes it a 10/10

The most fun part is revisiting the golden poop of 2020: Ride to Crossroad- Retribution. Confirm.

A hellspawn

@GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

@@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

Taylan Oran and family - PS2 looking Vin Diesel

Familia

Thanks daddy now I know

No it’s about the money and family

Crossfamily~

My Fam makes the best bread sticks!

My family argues ALOT so totally not my game

Shorter playtime means more time for your 17 cups of coffee.

It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

@The Legend 27 Returns to RU-vid I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

@The Legend 27 Returns to RU-vid The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

Your not wrong.

Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

16 times the price it's actually worth.

16 times the detail.

@@creationsmaxo 😂

More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell Holy mother of god

Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

Haha fr tvo

But the previous review was just his body double

GTA Online is essentially Fast and Furious at this point.

This aged like milk.

Lol no gta san andreas did better then both of these shitty games lol

@@deadmemories1476 no gta 4 did all 3 better do your research next time

@@marbl3d45 well gta 4 is more modern then san andreas thats why i said san andreas yea i know 4 did good hell almost better then gta5

@@deadmemories1476 Driver parallel lines did better back in 2006

JP?

@@lofiseeker1790 you bet Jurass it is!

....... clever girl.

@@eastsideumbreon6032 Dogson, we've got Dogson here!

Crossroads: "So you have choosen death".

Whatever the amount of cash the publisher paid to them to promote hopefully worth it.

Irrelevant. Contractual obligations. Even if they know, they HAVE to do it. Pity them.

damn son

Lmao, my dad was like that, left him in the lurch a long time ago

Geba f

"Are ya money son?"

I thought his name was captain corporation