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Final Fantasy: Looking Edgy 

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A new Texas law about knife size makes it legal to openly carry swords. Obviously, we all know what happens next.
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@AngelStickman
@AngelStickman 5 лет назад
“But I want to and the cops won’t stop me” I feel like this is a common Allison phrase or at least the phrase that sparked this video.
@casteri
@casteri 7 лет назад
"Wait, you a have a sword and a gun?" "Oh that's perfect!" Welcome to Texas
@achanwahn
@achanwahn 4 года назад
I have a knife gun replica from 18th century France. It's pretty, but display only.
@emperortbw402
@emperortbw402 4 года назад
@@achanwahn does it also have a liturgical calendar stamped into thenflat of the blade?
@patricktsao9630
@patricktsao9630 7 лет назад
Allison's doesn't have NEARLY enough belts and straps for a Final Fantasy character!
@patricktsao9630
@patricktsao9630 7 лет назад
Also, is that a shoe on a stick?
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 3 года назад
To be fair it was final fantasy 8 callback they had only started adding belts for a couple of games ago then, it had not yet reached the outfit that is comprised of 99.7% belts.
@bloodred255
@bloodred255 3 года назад
I expect with the newly passed Sword laws in texas, the amount of belts for sale in Texas was having a supply/Demand issue.
@Zephyrius8
@Zephyrius8 2 года назад
Let’s not go all out yu gi oh with a thousand belts
@shakespearenuketh3233
@shakespearenuketh3233 3 года назад
I love the fact that Kyle immediately just rolls with the 'I feel like this is more of a summer hilt' remark. Like seriously, who else in the world automatically responds to this situation by adding his two cents on sword related fashion? I don't know whether to take that as just another indication that Kyle is awesome, or as a sign that he's put up with this type of thing so much that he's completely desensitized to the chaos.
@Darthquackius
@Darthquackius Год назад
I don't know, I find you want the sword to stand out from the outfit, so while the bronzed hilt is more of a summer color that means it would blend in with a summer outfit. You'd want something that stands against the summer outfit like a spring or winter color.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад
"I spent a long time leveling up for this thing." "Well, that definitely means you've done something terrible... repeatedly..." Ah, Classic Kyle. Never grow old... apparently you're doing a good job of that, anyway.
@jacobfaro9571
@jacobfaro9571 6 лет назад
Just buy another loot box. Maybe you'll get a new haircut or golden sword. That, or another sword grip.
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch 4 года назад
He’s physically fifteen but on the inside he’s a 45 year old dad.
@miguellorenzomalabed3754
@miguellorenzomalabed3754 4 года назад
@@Demiglitch That's 'cause he's immortal
@admiralepic1357
@admiralepic1357 3 года назад
You could says he's... living forever...
@january0th
@january0th 7 лет назад
0/10 The gunSword didn't shoot smaller gunswords
@TheMightyEpicspencer
@TheMightyEpicspencer 7 лет назад
jan 7m welcome to the community comments
@january0th
@january0th 7 лет назад
I'm feeling honoured for that privileged
@Lyrune
@Lyrune 7 лет назад
It could, she didn't shoot it.
@justincase1582
@justincase1582 7 лет назад
What is this? Enter The Gungeon.
@AdderMoray
@AdderMoray 7 лет назад
Are you aware of what a gunblade from FFVIII is? Because if not, you're in for a treat of utter stupidity. Because the gunblade doesn't shoot bullets. It doesn't shoot anything. When you squeeze the trigger it goes off, causing the blade to vibrate and somehow increasing the damage.
@WardOfSouls
@WardOfSouls 7 лет назад
I'm pretty sure this is "raised by video games" Alison. I hope she continues to show up like this. :)
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
A theory, that has good Grammer, isn't ridiculous and there is no possibility for me to make fun of it 10/10 comment
@DanielBerke
@DanielBerke 7 лет назад
WardOfSouls That was my immediate thought upon watching, "Is this the next installment of 'raised-by-video-games'?" Seems like it'd fit really well!
@okuno54
@okuno54 7 лет назад
Especially with the dad moment at the end "no JRPGs for a week". Admittedly Kyle, you might be the least dad-like cast member...?
@demonicdrake8675
@demonicdrake8675 7 лет назад
It is most definitely "Raised by video games" Alison, she is even wearing the same shirt.
@kajmace
@kajmace 7 лет назад
Makes sense, if you are raised by video games you expect everyone to always be wearing the same shirt.
@jarrodsteers8991
@jarrodsteers8991 3 года назад
"Are there monsters in this closet?" Yep, Door Monsters.
@austynmorris318
@austynmorris318 2 года назад
I heard "is there an ostrich in this closet"
@arijosjambox3730
@arijosjambox3730 7 лет назад
I'm from Texas, this law is legit.
@Eric_8724
@Eric_8724 7 лет назад
Who decided that was a good idea and why
@SecretsofHell
@SecretsofHell 7 лет назад
I am sure that pretty much every one has guns in Texas, what can a knife do.
@jasperzanovich2504
@jasperzanovich2504 7 лет назад
What exactly does that law state? I cant find it. I am curious if it is some sloppy knife definition like in late medieval germany, they defined sword by the grip and both sides beeing sharp so they made sword sized knives for the peasants.
@passonthestar3689
@passonthestar3689 7 лет назад
Eric I've since looked it up and Indiana for example has never had limits on these things. The state even re-legalized switchblades a few years ago
@phillipdo3577
@phillipdo3577 7 лет назад
any idea on limitation? just just know that they just implement the gun-on-campus thing, never heard of the sword stuff.
@highpriestofthosewhoremain5931
I agree with Allison. There is no limit to the number of swords that you may own.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
My limit is anything over infinity because then like the world tears into peices and I have turn the world off then wait 10-30 seconds turn in back on again and wait for it to reboot and yeah
@johnfraire6931
@johnfraire6931 7 лет назад
Something something limit breaker? I... I don't play Final Fantasy...
@deathbyprocrastination9515
@deathbyprocrastination9515 7 лет назад
There shouldn't be a limit on hammers and spears either, DON'T DISCRIMINATE!
@kennandunn7533
@kennandunn7533 7 лет назад
in the US there actually isn't a limit to how many swords you can own, just how many you can carry around with you, most places being zero.
@deathbyprocrastination9515
@deathbyprocrastination9515 7 лет назад
@Kennan Dunn Not if you make them out of Carbon and Graphine!
@wiinounete
@wiinounete 7 лет назад
"that is not a suggestion and shouldn't be taken as one" best line i heard today
@whitewolfanton
@whitewolfanton 7 лет назад
2:10 "K, No. For real though, is there an Ostrich in this closet?" I swear, I love your content, but the reason I subscribed was for the *amazing* "last 3 seconds of the video" lines / jokes you guys come up with.
@ReziahT
@ReziahT 5 лет назад
Is that why it's a "Belt necked Chocobo"? Because people buy ostrich neck belts?
@ArifRWinandar
@ArifRWinandar 5 лет назад
It's "bald necked"
@dherrera7279
@dherrera7279 5 лет назад
I think my favorite is" mmm dark souls" boss monster
@kainevins9927
@kainevins9927 4 года назад
Diego Herrera I liked “Lesson One: protect the Heavy” from the Medic School video
@jellyrolls2765
@jellyrolls2765 7 лет назад
I love how you can see a cat on the bed at 1:45 even though they said no pets.
@nickvangeel
@nickvangeel 7 лет назад
When Kyle has to be a dad
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Kyle is the dad of this channel, and I'm the annoying neighbor who ruins everything and will eventually get arrested for selling drugs
@TalkingSandvich
@TalkingSandvich 7 лет назад
Ecks Dee that's *S O* RANDOM! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁
@TheSuperthingymabob
@TheSuperthingymabob 7 лет назад
Kyle for dream daddy DLC amirite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TheToasterPope
@TheToasterPope 3 года назад
“real combat isn’t turn based” I love that so much
@j.h.2495
@j.h.2495 7 лет назад
...He made a critical error, he only said no JRPGs nothing about survival horror, she'll be able to come back with an electrified katana now.
@Bladerunner5146
@Bladerunner5146 3 года назад
That makes me think dead island also nice on the likes
@Gabriela-jg1bd
@Gabriela-jg1bd 3 года назад
My friend sent this to me with the words Texas Mood
@bonnso7559
@bonnso7559 7 лет назад
I for one am a fan of video-game-world Allison. Just don't let it get out of hand otherwise you may find her trying to eat people to gain their powers.
@noblealbion
@noblealbion 5 лет назад
*green greens plays in the distance*
@georgiishmakov9588
@georgiishmakov9588 Год назад
poyo poyo!
@joshreed9791
@joshreed9791 7 лет назад
Are we accepting Dad Kyle as another regular Kyle? Just like Steve Kyle, Captain Kyle, Pirate Kyle, Henry Thomas of House of Kyle...?
@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe
So wait, if you haven't been able to openly carry your cool swords up to this point, what have you been doing with them? Cause like, you buy a sword for one of two reasons. The first is to show everyone how cool your sword is, and the second is because you're about to murder someone, presumably because they didn't compliment your sword.
@firestorm165
@firestorm165 4 года назад
Reason 3: historical reenactment... Which is actually really cool and thus covered under reason 1. I withdraw my previous statement.
@Invinzible001
@Invinzible001 4 года назад
Niche reason 3: You want to show SOME people how cool your sword is. Then you can do it in your own home
@roxasdog2016
@roxasdog2016 7 лет назад
We want pins of Denouncing Venice, Boat Mormonism, and Yoloism, of course.
@delasee1383
@delasee1383 7 лет назад
Hear, hear. We need to denounce those mormo-boats from yololand
@highpriestofthosewhoremain5931
Standard policy for Those Who Remain.
@raptorguy3493
@raptorguy3493 7 лет назад
we also demand whales
@roxasdog2016
@roxasdog2016 7 лет назад
+Raptorguy3 Ah, I almost forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. We want whales! We want whales!
@austincantswim3383
@austincantswim3383 7 лет назад
And we need to ban crabs!
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Just become a dodecahedron then you're gonna look super *edgy*
@johnlienhart2717
@johnlienhart2717 7 лет назад
Take your damn like
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
John Lienhart 'Why thanks you
@niminox6479
@niminox6479 7 лет назад
Plaid Chickens the maths puns... They are just... beautiful. *sheds a tear*
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Sticky the squid watch yo language
@VineFynn
@VineFynn 7 лет назад
Edges aint corners.
@General12th
@General12th 7 лет назад
Allison looks really pretty in this episode! And so does Kyle. Really, everyone in your group is beautiful. I'm jelly.
@chartypeplays2396
@chartypeplays2396 3 года назад
Kyle's "straight man" role is still just so great.
@IncredulousPasserby
@IncredulousPasserby 7 лет назад
God one of these days I want the voice of reason character to agree with the crazy person and just join the crazy. Mostly saying this because Kyle and Allison going off and being Final Fantasy nerdgoths together in the streets of Texas would be HILARIOUS.
@farmerboy916
@farmerboy916 7 лет назад
IncredulousPasserby Yes
@farmerboy916
@farmerboy916 7 лет назад
Should be easy to do then
@Xylos144
@Xylos144 6 лет назад
Check out their new 'Bad Dice' skit.
@Faxanadu_
@Faxanadu_ 7 лет назад
I was half expecting/hoping that Kyle would dress up like a Final Fantasy boss when the encounter happened >.>
@toastmastergeneral3391
@toastmastergeneral3391 6 лет назад
“But I want to, and now the cops won’t stop me”
@EinDose
@EinDose 7 лет назад
I legit did not recognize Allison at first. That level of makeup skill is straight-up wizardry and I want it.
@TheRhedNova
@TheRhedNova 7 лет назад
Kyle and Allison, you two work really well together in videos!! There's such a natural flow to it that just enhances the already great scripts and camerawork. Nice job as always, thanks for the laughs :D
@txazg5717
@txazg5717 7 лет назад
Not sure if Allison looks fashionably terrifying or terrifyingly in style
@stevenstevenson9365
@stevenstevenson9365 7 лет назад
Got an ad for final fantasy before dis -.-
@sanderjoa1347
@sanderjoa1347 7 лет назад
Steven Stevenson we all did
@stevenstevenson9365
@stevenstevenson9365 7 лет назад
Sander Aoj lol yep
@hud5307
@hud5307 7 лет назад
Sander Aoj I didnt
@jakemarchbank
@jakemarchbank 7 лет назад
Steven Stevenson A lot of us will have
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
"It's gonna be the *Final* fantasy I promise"
@gustavthomsen1538
@gustavthomsen1538 7 лет назад
How can a closet hold, a giant sword, all of 1 woman's makeup and a dinosaur i mean seriously. a woman's makeup alone fills at least 2½ rooms.
@bensnumber1fan708
@bensnumber1fan708 7 лет назад
is this the first video about new laws and current stuff in the real world? hope to see more cause this is hilarius
@DigGil3
@DigGil3 7 лет назад
Oh boy, Skallagrim would have a field day on this.
@AnoAssassin
@AnoAssassin 7 лет назад
Indeed
@Kirkmaximus
@Kirkmaximus 7 лет назад
Omg, yes he would!
@teddylegroux1298
@teddylegroux1298 7 лет назад
Someone needs to push him to make a video about sword carrying in modern day texas.
@deathbyprocrastination9515
@deathbyprocrastination9515 7 лет назад
Ah, a person of culture.
@snappedsquire8479
@snappedsquire8479 7 лет назад
McZidanne what if there was pommel throwing?
@JonathanToolonie
@JonathanToolonie 7 лет назад
There is a cat in the background, on the bed. Why am I noticing it more than the sword-gun?
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Because cats are your mortal enemy, and you shouldn't trust them not that you weren't paying attention to the actual point of the video
@Gunbladefire
@Gunbladefire 7 лет назад
I re-watched the video just to see the cat lol.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 7 лет назад
Because this is the internet.
@AfonsodelCB
@AfonsodelCB 7 лет назад
where's that cat?
@DavidGuild
@DavidGuild 7 лет назад
Kitty! xkcd.com/231/
@KaylaKasel
@KaylaKasel 7 лет назад
Does Allison have a tattoo on her shoulder? I thought I saw some blue from her collar/sleeve? I can't tell what it is, but I bet it's cool (and in the spirit of this video) super edgy.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Allison Devery Don't get near me, I don't want to catch your disease
@amyshaw893
@amyshaw893 5 лет назад
@@plaidchickens3271 why would you say that to someone?
@flopsinator5817
@flopsinator5817 7 лет назад
Are you guys fans of CrashCourse? Because I noticed that framed poster in the background. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle painted it over the course of 2 years.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
It did take about 2 years to finally hang it up. It's signed by John Green too :)
@__---__----__---__
@__---__----__---__ 7 лет назад
Awesome!
@Rollerman109
@Rollerman109 7 лет назад
I feel the need for a "What" shirt. The front is covered in all sorts of "What"s (colours, fonts, languages, sizes), maybe in the shape of the Door Monster logo, and on the back is a singular purple "What" with the word "Perfect" beneath it.
@armadaos
@armadaos 7 лет назад
"You have a sword and a gun?" Why not both at once? RWBY style!
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
WEEB alert
@delasee1383
@delasee1383 7 лет назад
It would seem more of a false alarm. RWBY the show is only based on the style of Japanese anime (colloquially Anime). Thus, in this singular statement at least, he has not demonstrated the two main qualities of a 'weeb': obsession with Anime and a near complete misunderstanding of Japanese culture and /or history.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
AngonceNui must you ruin *everything* I do, is this how it feels to have companionship? Just constantly being foiled by another being?
@tahunuva4254
@tahunuva4254 7 лет назад
*Technically* he's not a weeb, because RWBY is a western cartoon instead of an anime. *Technically.*
@GunBuilt
@GunBuilt 7 лет назад
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS people are using the word weeb correctly for once what kind of paradise have I entered
@mcbadrobotvoice8155
@mcbadrobotvoice8155 2 года назад
Kyle: “why do you want a sword?” Also kyle: *has a sword at the ready to steal Jeffry’s immortalit*
@nathanoliver9237
@nathanoliver9237 7 лет назад
Legalize swords bear all arms
@RambleOn07
@RambleOn07 7 лет назад
Nathan Oliver legalize arming bears!
@majorplothole2620
@majorplothole2620 7 лет назад
Ban all bears without arms!
@Traskelion
@Traskelion 7 лет назад
Legalize bears with sword-arms?
@TheTendermen
@TheTendermen 7 лет назад
Legalize Bear Arms
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
"I believe in a man's right to bear arms and arm bears!"- George W. Bush Truly an inspirational leader.
@TehFrenchy29
@TehFrenchy29 7 лет назад
Loving the Crash Course poster behind Kyle for much of the video. It's always cool to see that people I like also like other people I like ... I'm sure you know what I mean. Another solid video from you guys.
@EbuCallinav
@EbuCallinav 7 лет назад
I have a sword.... I have a gun.... Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GunSword! . . . . . . . I apologize.
@41-Haiku
@41-Haiku 7 лет назад
SwordRevolverRifleSword!
@jorismoorkamp205
@jorismoorkamp205 7 лет назад
Allison is really the best at quickly changing cloths
@bugsnake1661
@bugsnake1661 7 лет назад
Two things 1) what kind of state do you live in and 2) I'm a little in love with Allison rn
@AirTerranean
@AirTerranean 7 лет назад
That explains the Ostrich.
@BlueMarten
@BlueMarten 2 года назад
- I revisit this so often. It's relevant to conversations with alarming frequency.
@ThisAreOr
@ThisAreOr 7 лет назад
Glad you guys are feeling better.
@LazyTurtle921
@LazyTurtle921 3 года назад
"Do you think walmart sells sword belts?" Me: I can confirm, walmart doesn't sell sword belts, but try around halloween for better chance.
@jackdereduvo1109
@jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад
Kyle actually had smooth hair!
@jackdereduvo1109
@jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад
Well, kinda smooth.
@frknspacewizardbrett6044
@frknspacewizardbrett6044 7 лет назад
I love how matter of fact Kyle is in these videos. "Real life combat is not turn-based." It's always great when one of my favourite games gets a Door Monster video. Love these videos! Please continue making the high quality content that you do! =D
@Flangdale95
@Flangdale95 7 лет назад
One of the first thing I want on the DFTBA store is a shirt that says "for real though, is there an ostrich in this closet?"
@amazingchestahead4602
@amazingchestahead4602 7 лет назад
same
@marthdaeglin
@marthdaeglin 2 года назад
"have you ever considered that just because you could do something, it doesn't necessarily mean that you should?" But swords...
@DKlarations
@DKlarations 7 лет назад
Congrats on the DFTBA store guys - You've made it!
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thanks :D We're super excited. Something about having physical merchandise makes everything feel much more real.
@StormDatIsApproaching
@StormDatIsApproaching 7 лет назад
Kyle's acting is just so freaking satisfying.
@ordelore
@ordelore 7 лет назад
"Just because you could do something doesn't mean you necessarily should" Like build a time machine, pay off your crippling debt to a creepy loan shark, wear excessive accessories, make a rhubarb milkshake, scare minimum wage workers in today's economy, impersonate a cop / beat up a child, play old games in vr, sneeze and drive, have a keyblade, take money for future potential game ideas, break into youtube, and buying a knife that's not too big that it scares them, but also big enough that they throw money at you and run away?
@DrathianGull
@DrathianGull 7 лет назад
I like to imagine that they now have an Ostrich in the closet that gives clothes when they open the door
@mrwalk6171
@mrwalk6171 7 лет назад
Door monster is the type of quality entertainment where I actually turn down my viewing speed from 2x to only 1x to fully appreciate the video. (It may be hard to grasp the significance of this phenomenon but take it from me, i even listen to my music at 2x...)
@Jebact
@Jebact 7 лет назад
Oh man, I'm totally setting my videos to x2 now. I waste so much time watching useless crap on youtube.
@theinacircleoftheancientpu492
@theinacircleoftheancientpu492 7 лет назад
Jebact Can you do that on phones?
@expikah
@expikah 7 лет назад
Jebact Now you can watch double the useless crap on RU-vid!
@mrwalk6171
@mrwalk6171 7 лет назад
I am glad to enrich your life.
@jasperlim8319
@jasperlim8319 7 лет назад
gotta go fast
@Chr0nic1er
@Chr0nic1er 7 лет назад
Trying to decide if that is a sandal under the blanket pretending to be a Chokobo...
@jakemarchbank
@jakemarchbank 7 лет назад
Hell yeah, more Doormonster
@ArifRWinandar
@ArifRWinandar 4 года назад
I like how the preview clip for this video matches its thumbnail exactly.
@lforlight
@lforlight 7 лет назад
There might be a predator in the closet
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
LforLight Did you just out the Predator? Plz don't sue me for that joke
@lforlight
@lforlight 7 лет назад
What does that even mean?
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
When you out someone, you tell people someone is gay before they come out, thus outing them, edgy joke I know
@lforlight
@lforlight 7 лет назад
And Predator is a movie franchise with murderous alien fighters who make clicking noises such as those in the video. I'm glad we could educate one another.
@TheRhythym
@TheRhythym 7 лет назад
Or one those leech/tick things from Godzilla 1984.
@TheBoomamatic
@TheBoomamatic 7 лет назад
you know. even if I dont understand the references your making or the games your parodying your delivery and humor always carries me to the end and makes me laugh
@TLhikan
@TLhikan 7 лет назад
At first I thought that the video was going to be about needing to dress in an edgy manner (looking at you, Kyle's popped collar).
@macdallanzero2145
@macdallanzero2145 7 лет назад
Door monster coasters. Dice where the 1 pip is the door monster logo. Door monster dice bag. The possibilities are nigh endless.
@noanisse
@noanisse 7 лет назад
Her makeup is on point!
@spencergreen3581
@spencergreen3581 7 лет назад
The ostrich sound you used is very close to how raccoons sound i was watching this on my phone while taking my garbage out and for a minute i thought i was about to be attacked by an angry raccoon
@theinacircleoftheancientpu492
@theinacircleoftheancientpu492 7 лет назад
Lol holding a super end heavy pistol like that Allison is totally gonna shoot herself in the neck sometime. Edit: assuming she doesn't cut her hand first by trying to not break her wrist.
@RepublicOfUs
@RepublicOfUs 2 года назад
"The world is not turning into Final Fantasy!" says Kyle, dressed as Noctis.
@rayvalkren1950
@rayvalkren1950 7 лет назад
Huh... It is actually legal... Though it might not be as legal to go walking around in public with one.
@passonthestar3689
@passonthestar3689 7 лет назад
Ray Valkren It depends. You can technically open carry
@reginvaersson2879
@reginvaersson2879 7 лет назад
It wasn't even legal in medieval times...
@shmekeldorf7523
@shmekeldorf7523 6 лет назад
a gun is okay and can kill faster. Whats wrong with openly carying what has functional become an accessory? Other than blind stigma...
@jakeisawizard4073
@jakeisawizard4073 7 лет назад
All the conversations in your skits are really intelligent and give out a lot of information and I like that
@daraghgallagher4965
@daraghgallagher4965 7 лет назад
Crash Course!
@daidarabotchi3891
@daidarabotchi3891 2 года назад
I'd never thought of this, but is this a secret sequel to 'Raised by Videogames'?
@ordelore
@ordelore 7 лет назад
It's like Harley Quinn meets Steampunk
@darklight002
@darklight002 3 года назад
I just discovered this channel so I have four years of epic videos to catch up on. Love it.
@jackd8650
@jackd8650 7 лет назад
White lightning shirt
@Znijik
@Znijik 7 лет назад
I feel like someone in lawmaking power in Texas was watching Crocodile Dundee and took that one line to heart.
@Groaker
@Groaker 7 лет назад
Kyle, you killjoy, the world certainly won't become a JRPG with *that* attitude.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
"Killjoy" well... You can't kill what isn't real
@amshermansen
@amshermansen 7 лет назад
I'm loving this subtle continuation of Dad Kyle and Gamer Alison.
@dutchwhofian3234
@dutchwhofian3234 7 лет назад
the world is not turning into final fantact but it is RWBY
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
dutch whofian Wow thanks for explaining that acronym or whatever it is really helps us understand your comment
@cleanbishop7874
@cleanbishop7874 7 лет назад
Plaid Chickens RWBY is the title of the western animated show by Rooster Teeth about a bunch of women fighting generic black beasties that are attracted to negativity. It's alright, I guess. Not exactly ground breaking.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
CleanBishop Black? That's racist.
@Grim712
@Grim712 7 лет назад
RWBY Technically is not an acronym in this context it is the name of a show produced by Roosterteeth, within the confines of the world RWBY uses the first letter of each of the names of the 4 main characters; Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang. The context here is that every weapon in the show is a combination of a melee and a ranged weapon for example a scythe crossed with a sniper rifle or a grenade launcher crossed with a hammer.
@daemonCaptrix
@daemonCaptrix 7 лет назад
That gunblade is from Final Fantasy VIII. RWBY isn't even a real anime. It's just some lazy asset flip from a 3D anime maker program made by the same idiots who made Red vs Blue.
@lavenderwalrus9875
@lavenderwalrus9875 7 лет назад
Holy chap you are selling on dftba congrats :D great sketch as usual and whilst having kyle be the parental voice of reason was odd it kinda worked especially with that hair.
@lavenderwalrus9875
@lavenderwalrus9875 7 лет назад
I have no idea why but my autocorrect insists your name is kale and is being very stubborn about not letting me fix it
@sladikk
@sladikk 7 лет назад
So who became an ostrich for this
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
It's not an ostrich it's a/an (insert correct name here)!
@Nixonitus
@Nixonitus 5 лет назад
"But I want to and now the cops won't stop me" is a line I try to live by.
@daksh8747
@daksh8747 7 лет назад
Do you guys deliver in Asia I want a Door Monster pin :'( .
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Looks like DFTBA delivers anywhere! Though the shipping cost is likely a bit higher.
@daksh8747
@daksh8747 7 лет назад
Door Monster yay! Thanks.
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 6 лет назад
Asia huh? Cool.
@Mike-zx7lq
@Mike-zx7lq 6 лет назад
Even since the law passed I've never seen a sword (or even an open pistol) carried in Texas, but the fact that you *CAN* is pretty awesome.
@Fort_Master
@Fort_Master 7 лет назад
Gun vs Sword? Hmm... I'd go with the gun.
@pullenZX
@pullenZX 7 лет назад
Fort_Master what about the bow
@Fort_Master
@Fort_Master 7 лет назад
Josh Pullen I would still go with the gun, but the bow does have the upper hand in being completely silent, as well as having easily retrievable ammo.
@pullenZX
@pullenZX 7 лет назад
Fort_Master and if you're a skill craftsman you can make your own arrowa
@therudestofclouds2007
@therudestofclouds2007 7 лет назад
if bows are so great why where they supplanted by guns FUCKING CENTURIES AGO
@pullenZX
@pullenZX 7 лет назад
the rudest of clouds because guns out shoot faster. There is no denying it. However reason why guns are the replacement is because skill is not needed. Skill base things became obsolete so that the masses can use other items. It's why jobs like blacksmith and yarn making is replaced with factories
@hvac6244
@hvac6244 3 года назад
I imagine this is Allison and Kyles home life
@MiniCraftWolskys
@MiniCraftWolskys 7 лет назад
Still awesome Love you and your work guys (as a generic "people", not just for guys but girls too)
@Russ2900
@Russ2900 7 лет назад
I liked the crash course world history poster in the background. I watched a lot of those videos.
@michaelrobinson166
@michaelrobinson166 7 лет назад
The thumbnail for the video is weird by your standard. Why is Alison in the middle?
@slightlymorepunk
@slightlymorepunk 7 лет назад
An upside down door monster logo mug would be great
@spencer6207
@spencer6207 7 лет назад
Dont wanna sound offensive, but DAMN ALISON WITH MAKE UP
@hauntedhoody2976
@hauntedhoody2976 3 года назад
i Hope texas never changes
@Dramon8888
@Dramon8888 7 лет назад
Wait, there's a law in the US preventing people from carrying swords in public? But I thought you could carry guns everywhere there...
@kassandrapatrick9064
@kassandrapatrick9064 7 лет назад
Matt Dragoon Depends on the state
@meatystew5088
@meatystew5088 7 лет назад
Open carry is decided on a State by state basis And Places may choose to be weapon free too (Like a bank or school)
@passonthestar3689
@passonthestar3689 7 лет назад
Meaty Stew Don't forget court houses of course
@darthclide
@darthclide 7 лет назад
Matt Dragoon common misconception as others have pointed out here. It's easy to ridicule America if you forget we are similar to Europe with multiple "countries" inside this landmass. Granted, there are many similarities between states, but that was not supposed to happen. You were supposed to find your "niche" in a state with laws which reflect different attitudes. Sadly there eventually won't be any state left that decides gay marriage won't be legally allowed. I say sadly because it is simply another case of states copying each other (same with hundreds of other things) to look more progressive. They don't actually care what the people think.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 7 лет назад
+darthclide Do you want murder to be legal in a few states, too? No? Then why do you think denying people other rights (besides the right to live) based on what state they live in is okay?
@alabasterstone7160
@alabasterstone7160 7 лет назад
Man I love door monsters work!
@loganpeet467
@loganpeet467 7 лет назад
Know am just going to say it "RWBY is an anime" *pulls up a chair and gets ready for angry comments*
@matthewmullinax6026
@matthewmullinax6026 7 лет назад
RWBY is whatever it wants to be. Also it would be great if comments would stay related to the video, I would love to indulge in this argument but it doesn't belong in a Door Monster video :P
@loganpeet467
@loganpeet467 7 лет назад
Fort Blocks thanks I like cookies
@loganpeet467
@loganpeet467 7 лет назад
Matthias ` yes you are right my good friend am so sorry am a big fan of it my self and your right it can be anything it once it was just when I heard gun sword I thought of rwby any good day to you
@dtczyk8976
@dtczyk8976 6 лет назад
whats a "RWBY"
@dtczyk8976
@dtczyk8976 6 лет назад
looks like an anime to me
@invader450
@invader450 6 лет назад
Underated channel. You guys deserve more subscribers.
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 7 лет назад
So Kyle is Allison's boyfriend/dad?
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 7 лет назад
I'm just going to keep asking this until you respond
@deathtaall
@deathtaall 7 лет назад
boyfriend, yes. i think he's a bit young to be her dad...
@jorismoorkamp205
@jorismoorkamp205 7 лет назад
Boyfriend in real life and person who was kind enough to adopt Allison from the Walmart game demos in the Door Monster lore
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 7 лет назад
Actually, I think they responded that they were "just good friends" when I asked this on another video.
@ThunderBlastvideo
@ThunderBlastvideo 7 лет назад
I think since that's a personal question they don't want to answer
@TheTurtleCube
@TheTurtleCube 7 лет назад
I know pretty much nothing about Final Fantasy but this was awesome! loved the ostrich line at the end, was even funner after I looked op chocobo.
@Alpha-kt4yl
@Alpha-kt4yl 7 лет назад
They should make a video on CSGO gambling.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Aadhithya Muthukumaran It's too much of a *Risk* No? Okay I'll go back to my home 'jumps in trash can'
@zperk13
@zperk13 2 года назад
I just realized you could hear the "Bald-Necked Chocobo" at the beginning
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