Final Fantasy VII Rebirth | Part 5 - Fool's Paradise

Подписаться 133 тыс.

Просмотров 18 тыс.

50% 1

Is this a Beach Episode of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth? Why yes, yes it is.
FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH is the highly anticipated new story in the FINAL FANTASY VII remake project, a reimagining of the iconic original game into three standalone titles by its original creators. In this game, players will enjoy various new elements as the story unfolds, culminating in the party’s journey to “The Forgotten Capital” from the original FINAL FANTASY VII.
•Find out more about FFVII Rebirth here:
ffvii.square-enix-games.com/e...
New Merch at the store! store.jessecox.com/
Check out more of my goofs and stream at / jessecox
Enjoyed this? Then watch more on my channel ►► / omfgcata
Become a subscriber for more @JesseCox ►► goo.gl/HPFQis
• Interested in helping me create content? Support the Patreon: / jessecox
• Watch Cox n' Crendor on / coxncrendor
• Listen to Cox n' Crendor in the Morning! The best! PODCAST!
/ coxncrendor
feeds.feedburner.com/soundclou...
• Stay connected!
Twitter - / jessecox
Instagram - / notoriouscox
• Cox Omnimedia:
Founder/Executive Producer: Jesse Cox
Production Team: Alejandro Rios, Alex Del Campo, Kendra Matthews
Editors: Mari Locsin, Kristina Hays
Animation: Daniel Tan
• Send your fan mail to:
Jesse Cox
PO Box 11089
Marina del Rey, CA 90295
#JesseCox #finalfantasyviirebirth #ff7rebirth
Chapters
00:00 - A Day At the Beach
0:20:11 - Finding a Date
1:32:39 - Girls About Town
2:30:19 - BEACH EPISODE!!!

Игры

Опубликовано:

15 июл 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 60

@Ranger_Kevin 4 месяца назад

I never get tired of Jesse doing his "Sqare Enix Merchandising" rant.

@flaffles87 4 месяца назад

I want most of that merchandise. He's a great promoter. Shameless schilling.

@bradcook1537 4 месяца назад

Yuffie's dialogue choices for her to join are a reference to how you recruit her in ff7.

@kaitoudark1 3 месяца назад

Not only that, but her affection rating changes on joining if you choose the correct answers.

@Laterose15 4 месяца назад

2:57:58 Easily one of the funniest moments in the game 😂 IMO, the best option is to decline at first, then accept her challenge. The camera focuses on Cloud as he sloooowly draws his sword, and Yuffie promptly freaks.

@Sith9890 4 месяца назад

I now retroactively feel better about my performance on the pirate minigame

@FatalErrorGaming0 4 месяца назад

Same & I play inverted (which doesn't exist in the minigame for some reason) so I thought I did awful xD

@itsthevoiceman 3 месяца назад

I hate aiming with a controller. Feels like intentional handicapping.

@Sith9890 3 месяца назад

I have the opposite thing where I've been basically an exclusively console gamer for 30+ years so the handicap is built into my brain lol@@itsthevoiceman

@Pheonix1328 4 месяца назад

I was hoping to see Red in some board shorts or something, that would have been very cute. And pardon me if this is too much, but Barret in a speedo... that sure would have been nice lol.

@pedrostormrage 4 месяца назад

0:46 Seeing Cloud on a segway is surreal, he doesn't give off tourist vibes with a giant sword on his back 🛴 22:10 "Beachwear is required to access the waterfront" So they're making us work for the beach episode, I see (and there they are: 59:43, 2:26:40, 2:30:20). 1:12:07 "I need the yellow paint for this" That cracked me up (yeah, maybe an optional hint system would have been interesting here) 😂 1:15:40 "What kind of crazy water sports are we going to get into?" Dangerous question 😛 1:26:40 Oh, TheStrangeRebel (Bri) is Aerith's VA 😲 1:33:40 "Thing is, it used to be white" I thought the Whispers "wanted" things to happen like they did in the OG FF7, but draining the white materia seems to go against that (that's weird). 2:14:55 "Not bad" Not bad? That was almost perfect (Jesse must be using the Asian parent grading scale on himself, where A is "average")! 2:36:08 "It's just like Zack" Not quite, since Zack had the "unlimited power" of Hell Thundaga ⚡ 2:48:27 "That was to her - my future self. Can't say when you'll meet, but trust me, you'll love her" Does she mean some kind of timeline-transcending Aerith? We'll probably meet her at the end of the game, then. 2:50:52 "Theory 1 is that this man is doing two voices, theory two is that Aerith is talking to an invisible character" It's hard to tell, since Red XIII was always in the same place as Aerith when he heard the other voice (1:32:52).

@DLMoridin 3 месяца назад

"look at them, not even trying to blend in" says the bear wearing a marshmellow.

@thomaswalters9642 4 месяца назад

cloud on a scoot scoot is amazing

@Smiteudown 3 месяца назад

Jesse still being baffled by QB and playing the moves he says he shouldn't over and over xD

@Val_Emrys 4 месяца назад

I appreciate you doing all the mini games with humor and appreciation of the devs hard work. This has been fun.

@wormmrow 3 месяца назад

The sunset beach scene with aerith was absolutely perfect. As a survivor, these are some exact thoughts I had and it touched me so deeply. Such a small scene but it had a great impact 🧡

@Kaosi 3 месяца назад

It's kind of funny that the only science Hojo seems capable of is "add Jenova cells to that thing"

@RBoots 3 месяца назад

When Johnny first revealed his "hotel", for some reason, I thought it sounded like the start of a Tony Hawk game. Like somebody just gave him a torn up skatepark and the team has to fix it up and make it good again.

@thomasfloyd6714 4 месяца назад

Tifa played piano better than cloud. Jesse askes what could make it better 😂. just gotta nimble up them fingies baby, only other thing is to get a nun to snap your wrists with a ruler when you miss one

@thomasfloyd6714 4 месяца назад

2:36:01 a call back to Jesse's no.1 game of the year

@thecaryou 4 месяца назад

I feel bad for Blue Team regular dogs vs demon dogs, a dinosaur, and a god fire tail dog. Seem very fair.

@malificusalbert 4 месяца назад

Definitely can't wait to go to the beach in FF7 cosplay. Agonized expression, pale skin and all

@user-qi7wt4xn1m 4 месяца назад

I swear Rebirth is just like vacation more than an adventure and I love it. and I'm not just talking about Costa del Sol.

@storytsunami 3 месяца назад

23:07 "Our items go great with beachwear, you know!" Me: "Yes, because I've always wanted to pair my swim trunks with a Bulletproof Vest..." lol!

@jaredmulconry 3 месяца назад

I gotta give credit where due. Your piano work was strong. I struggled with the timing of the notes being slightly earlier than they sound. You rose to the occasion when the reputation of this business were on the line.

@gordyhowitzer 4 месяца назад

Huge missed opportunity for Barret not to have a "sexy" beach attire imo. Sailor suit is cute but the world is ready for this muscle daddy in a speedo

@TheBaalPhaoton 3 месяца назад

"blue is in the goo baby!" Don Corneo or Jesse Cox? You decide!

@Katsumikgogo 4 месяца назад

Nothing better than to turn on your pc and have this gem!! ♥

@BiblioRook 4 месяца назад

They won't let someone who uses firearms for a living into the shooting gallery game but they have no problems letting the reigning Queens Blood champion participate in the Card Carnival. Not to mention, but wouldn't Barrett having to use a rifle instead of his usual gunarm actually be quite the handicap for him?

@laharlkent 3 месяца назад

Queens Blood champion was a one off on the ship, this is a different place, might not even have heard he won, Jesse is what? a silver ranking in the world? that's a mid to this place probs. The gun might be on a swivel mount, one handed.

@Dorgrin 4 месяца назад

My screams during the sea devil card puzzle were real.

@Invalidationcoded 4 месяца назад

Jesse being bad at video games is so funny, I love him for it

@itsthevoiceman 3 месяца назад

They locked GOING TO THE BEACH behind a minigame‽ And Jenny is a walking failed Bechdel test.

@kurtfarrar9598 3 месяца назад

Now I know why I was missing a companion card for Tifa...I completely missed Jenny and her little side-story.

@xenosaga8436 4 месяца назад

The "side quest" associated with Johnny makes him my most hated NPC in the game. Jesse's gonna regret saying he deserves help in making his hotel better.

@laharlkent 3 месяца назад

I wish you could just buy the hotel offa him and pay NPC's to run it, And it just makes money in the backround as it gets better. You can just keep coming back and as your rank gets better the hotel gets fancier.

@xenosaga8436 3 месяца назад

@@laharlkent I wish the hotel getting better wasn't tied to those in-game trophies. I think I'm at 85/88. There's no way I'm ever going to get the piano one. I might be able to get the sit-ups minigame with some practice, but not sure I can even do that. Finishing all Hard Chadley missions doesn't seem possible for me either. Most enemies have a cheap mechanic. Cloud's solo mission has an enemy that is hard to stagger and has an attack that can almost one-shot you.

@xenosaga8436 4 месяца назад

Barret currently has an anchor on his arm... Why does the minigame guy assume Barret shoots guns for a living?

@MrSHADOWANGEL999 4 месяца назад

What a paradise

@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 4 месяца назад

There was an insanely painful throw around 1:05:00 where all he had to do was put the card he was hovering down and he would have won but he restarted.

@animefarm2482 4 месяца назад

Wheeliehulk smash.

@patrickp9110 4 месяца назад

I Swear to God the soundtrack when the dancers were talking to cloud was quoting Copacabana by dang ole barry manilow

@kitsunehanyou09 3 месяца назад

When I heard LMFAO, I was waiting for you to sing it again and wiggle the camera like old times.

@Navaendra 4 месяца назад

I don't wanna spoil myself on this, but I came here to give you a like! You rock, Jesse!

@thomasfloyd6714 4 месяца назад

Chapter titles just carried over from the last episode 😂

@nosip 4 месяца назад

Jessie, you know you want to clip some pro playing the piano game. Superimpose yourself over their cam. Maybe in a tux to sell it like the shameless W You are😂

@alex11270 4 месяца назад

The pure enjoyment of sweet releasse after watcing him do QB puzzels and seeing hover a card where he's already tried then put it where it needs to be, It's infuriating but when he gets it I feel like I know what it means to be a proud father!!

@shemarsmith9262 4 месяца назад

"Nice butt everyone" is what I'm saying when I see my friend groups again. Sidenote, even the npcs are attractive

@madhippy3 3 месяца назад

One of the beach girls reminds me of Cissni. Is that intended?

@daisymerolling7 4 месяца назад

I could have sworn there were more quests here before the sunset hmm

@Foxboy5692 4 месяца назад

There are no wrinkles on that brain... the amount of times i was like Jesse... were innumerable

@thomasfloyd6714 4 месяца назад

Queens blood puzzles are really nice. Itll really help fill out other tactics for players who keep playing the same strats *caughJessecaugh

@lostmarimo 4 месяца назад

25:40 that looks so incredibly stupid xD

@sterlingholben7990 3 месяца назад

I firmly believe the reason Kyrie exists is because they wanted someone to capture Yuffe's energy in Remake. Thank god Yuffie is infinitely more tolllerable and useful.