First-Person Shooter Trial 

Maybe I wouldn't hoard all the guns and vehicles, if you didn't keep getting stuck on garden fences.

*notices teammate has a sniper. throws a grenade near him so he dies then steals his gun*

I feel bad for all the NPCs that I have abused now.

I hate escort missions said every player 1 ever...

I sentence him to spectate for one whole match.

What? This isn't realistic at all! everyone there is over 12 years old!

His only crime was doing all this on easy. C'mon man. And also in my defense, the AI in Halo does a terrible job of driving and drives off cliffs more often than I do.

I PLEAD INCOMPETENCE! Has any, ANY NPC succeeded in finishing the game without aid from a sentient player?!

meanwhile im the one sitting here struggling to actually be a good teammate in a single player campaign...

"Your Honor, I would like to point out that I had no support from my squadmates. They gave no covering fire, provided no first aid for injuries, and insisted on me taking point despite me holding the mission objective and or carrying highly volatile materials. Their driving was appalling, constantly ramming into walls or going so slow that the enemy had a clear line of fire. Their aim was abysmal as well; I frequently supplied them with sniper rifles and rocket launchers, yet they missed every shot. Corporal Thompson over here had a shotgun, and somehow missed every single time. Your Honor, a shotgun is a close ranged weapon. You have to try to miss with it. They also insisted on having me carry out all the objectives, even the mundane ones, like setting the C4 or calling in an air strike. I ask you, your Honor, how can I be expected to do my job when I have to do everyone else's?"

He should've just restarted the mission.

This had me at, "I hate escort missions"

This is why you don't send n00bs into the field of combat

"I finished the mission... on EASY." - I laughed so hard! :D

CH need to make more originals like these brings these kinda skits back.

I always find myself going out of my way to rescue NPC's. Then I realize I'm wasting perfectly good ammunition.

"I finish the mission... On easy" I love he has nothing to show for with that one single line 😂

Bahahahahaha "I'm not even gonna give it away. Not gonna do it." This whole thing was hilarious

"I called for the player to help, but he... stood there... he just stood there..." So... the player never heard of the pause button?

if he had said he beat the mission on hard then he would have been off the hook with a misconduct on his record.

The guy explaining the mission objective is such a fogey.

Captain that is also a Three Star General that is also a USAF Staff Sergeant that is also a Navy Chief Petty Officer. Seems legit

Dang everybody would be in court if this was real i got unsporting conduct lol

1:29 the guy on orange is the new black

"...on easy..." LMAO!!!!!

Am I the only FPS Player who helps my fellow comrades?

all he has to do is run into the wall and he will glitch through it and escape

They should make one for GTA V pricks… I rage quit so hard tonight, i shattered my controller…

Bennett?

Guys, I can never beat this fucking level. What am I doing wrong? I get that it's a secret level and it's supposed to be hard, but wow, that judge hates me.

I figured that was how it was going to end. Ha ha ha ha ha...

Oh man, this should've been First Person Shooter guy represented by Phoenix Wright.

*thinks back to pwning noobs on Halo 3 and tea baging their dead bodies*........those were the days *single tear* XD

I finished the mission..........on easy.XD!!!!

Sounds like Halo.

Daaaammn they got bennet from orange is the new black

I love how the Captain is both a Lieutenant General and a Tech Sargent. This is only for people who know military rank insignias, and changes nothing in the video but I found it funny :P

I couldn't stop laughing after the dolls, especially with the guy's weeping.

who is that actor who looks like a captain the one who said "he just stood there"

your ranks are all jacked up. your sergeant is referred to as a private, but wears the insignia of a corporal. the man you call a captain wears a 3 star general rank

Isn't that he guy out of Orange is the new black?

the rocket jumping and t bagging was hilarious

They should do a League of Legends trial.

After all the shit that poor talent agent has had to put up with, I think he earned those three stars.

I can safely say I'd never be put in one of these trials. I follow orders to the letter Never intentionally harm allies or civilians Never Teabag my team mates(rarely do it to the enemy)

Sentence him to a multi-player match with only a knife

1:24 Jesus Christ is that Asher from How to get away with murder

"Press F To say Sorry"

"Imagine if I had to console The families of those slain I slayed on game consoles" - Lupe Fiasco

It's always the black dude isn't it?

Halo 5: The Aftermath

9 different guns, rocket jumps and secret areas? Sounds like great classic pre Halo FPS!

If this is a videogame court, I would like to call Phoenix Wright to be my attorney.

Brilliant. THIS is good comedy. I don't even play 1st person shooter games, and i know exactly what they're talking about. Well done, you guys!

Why does player 1's lawyer look like Martin Shkreli

press f to pay respect...

MY NAME IS MIKE, I PLAY FPS GAMES, AND I AM THAT DICK :D

Gamers in a nutshell

Is that the guy from Orange is the new black?

Objection that man is a 3 star general not a captain. Where is legal eagle when u need him!

Haha I love that the 3star general is also a TSgt. and a Capt.

2:18 reference to rocket jump

was that Bennett from Orange Is The New Black?

Yeah, he's definitely guilty, cuz he played it in *"EASY MODE"!* 🤣

Is that Asher from How to Get Away with Murder!!?

3:34-3:41 and I apologize about that... but I finished the mission... ....on EASY... LOL XD

Finished the mission... on easy :D - yes, he's guilty

"Was that infact your mission objective?" "No, sir, it was not." I lost my shit at that one

Lero-o-o-o-o-o-oy Jenkins!

Team bagging is unacceptable

He should have said, I’m the player, I can get away with anything, I’m in charge of time and space and if I feel like it, I can restart the mission, I’ve died too many times to count, but, I’ll keep respawing until the mission is completed

They should make a another one. Maybe with it being co-op where one player is like this one, and the other actually tried completing the mission with the ai?

Well, in his defense, escort missions *are* an affront to nature.

Ah, the tribunal.

Is the guy at 1:20 the dude from Orange is the New Black?

i love the doing donuts for twenty minutes part. histerical

Happened in Halo quite often! :)

3:58 Judge: Guilty!! Me: Fuck that Console Command: killall Multiple deaths initiated Me: Who the bitch now?

War is heck...

Holy shit that’s Asher from How to get away with murder

2:24 tf2 soldiers !

I love how the player had no regerts.

..."but I completed the mission. On easy." OMG I spat my coffee....

I already knew he was going to teabag him before he showed it with the dolls lol

Like if you laughed the t-Bag scene.

Thankfully, I've always been a roleplayer. Even in a single-player game.

Thats right, fucking guilty.

Is this the same guy who played the radar operator in Space Balls?

Is one of the victims, also one of the guards from orange is the new black? weird

Omg, 1:15 is the officer from Orange is the New Black!

Funny thing is that for me, by how I play I'd be getting rewards and the medal of honor left and right and promotions left and right. For some reasons I've done missions in CoD and Halo where I fight myself trying to keep my soldiers alive. In flight combat games I'd be an ace by the time of the first mission's end.

Pffft if the judge saw how AI shot and drove he'd take all their shit too.

The guy from orange is the new black is on there

Gabriel Reyes at overwatch trial runs like this hahaha

Oh THAT'S how Emmet lost his leg.

"Friendly fire is not tolerated"

In red faction guerilla, I always do demolitions by driving a truck rigged with explosives, through the building, hopping out, and blowing the thing up. Sure does get the job done :)

In his defense, escort missions suck

IT'S MISTER STEVENS! AHAHAHAHA

Finally a new college humor video that's actually colle- Oh