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More than a friendship, less than a relationship... flirtationship

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@TheWarrior949
@TheWarrior949 8 лет назад
I know he said don't name names, but I think Swoozie is the guy from the video...
@myzelleutube
@myzelleutube 8 лет назад
Ahaha perfect I think your right. You should be an investigator.
@meelzz485
@meelzz485 8 лет назад
My day has been made 😂🙈
@zubzui
@zubzui 7 лет назад
Your On His Channel
@ilikechicken2253
@ilikechicken2253 7 лет назад
TheWarrior949 DUDE I WAS THINKING THAT TOO THIS IS CRAZY! great minds think alike brother
@sovietseal7691
@sovietseal7691 7 лет назад
Unfortunately, so do stupid minds.
@101falcon
@101falcon 4 года назад
I'm waiting for the day Swoozie announces he's in a happy long lasting relationship this man really deserves it
@foxtrotalpha7119
@foxtrotalpha7119 4 года назад
Ya no kidding! It’s well overdo!
@whitediamonds444
@whitediamonds444 4 года назад
The Falcon Nation right
@deezburr
@deezburr 3 года назад
@Jim Cornette lmao
@kingsavage3753
@kingsavage3753 3 года назад
@Jim Cornette lmfao
@harujukudoll548
@harujukudoll548 3 года назад
Jim Cornette Yes! Thank you, finally someone says it
@sabreendeol819
@sabreendeol819 4 года назад
Anyone on a Swoozie marathon cause of this covid thing???
@uncookedomelette5727
@uncookedomelette5727 4 года назад
Me, just got to my 800th vid I think
@trinibad4620
@trinibad4620 4 года назад
Me yo
@DJsEDG
@DJsEDG 4 года назад
Yessss
@balloonboy1238
@balloonboy1238 4 года назад
All em
@jalvarez0651
@jalvarez0651 4 года назад
Same
@HeartsForHorror198
@HeartsForHorror198 4 года назад
I was laying in my bed and I thought we were having a one on one convo
@InfernalLeo777
@InfernalLeo777 4 года назад
In role-play LOL
@inhle1688
@inhle1688 4 года назад
Chocolate milk_ Animator hahaha omg same
@braidenj152
@braidenj152 4 года назад
Same tho
@KamehameaaronX100
@KamehameaaronX100 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@HeartsForHorror198
@HeartsForHorror198 4 года назад
@@InfernalLeo777 lol-
@awesomelytoxic8912
@awesomelytoxic8912 8 лет назад
I have two ways of flirting 1. Smiling 2. Offering food
@reyhanehdobbash2412
@reyhanehdobbash2412 8 лет назад
last one 😍
@awesomelytoxic8912
@awesomelytoxic8912 8 лет назад
+Reyhaneh Dobbash yeah. If there is one thing my mom taught me about flirting with guys (but really, it would work with me too) is that food is a shortcut to his heart. And I already know that a smile can get you noticed by him/her
@owlpanda8172
@owlpanda8172 8 лет назад
+Jazzipersun stomach is the closest way to everyone's heart 😍🍿
@ILIKECEREAL51
@ILIKECEREAL51 8 лет назад
That would work for both genders!! The best way to flrit; 1smile 2offer food!
@emotweektweak1481
@emotweektweak1481 8 лет назад
+Owl Panda not me. it's more like: keep that shit away from me and we're good
@USxEGames
@USxEGames 8 лет назад
Me: Goodbyes are so hard, do we hug? Do we kiss, or do we romantically let our love linger into the sunset? Sir please just take your food, you're holding up the drive through
@allmightyblossom
@allmightyblossom 8 лет назад
lmfao that made me laugh harder than it probably should of
@bloodhound1182
@bloodhound1182 8 лет назад
LOL!
@Lit-E
@Lit-E 8 лет назад
+Noah Caboose Sounds like something saitama would say after watching this video
@no.im.patrick9045
@no.im.patrick9045 8 лет назад
+Noah Caboose XD
@gameexplorer10
@gameexplorer10 8 лет назад
Lol
@TSAMikeyo89
@TSAMikeyo89 3 года назад
i can’t believe this is 8 years old...
@urmumshroom7064
@urmumshroom7064 3 года назад
Holy-
@thatgirlkj432
@thatgirlkj432 3 года назад
You just brought that to my attention😭 I feel kinda hurt now😢
@tomo2095
@tomo2095 3 года назад
Daaaaaamn
@arminm5362
@arminm5362 3 года назад
Bruh look at the phone
@user-uh9uv2yw9h
@user-uh9uv2yw9h 3 года назад
this is literally 10 years old lol
@248_coolbo5
@248_coolbo5 3 года назад
swoozie: so there is this girl me: here we go again
@doctorcorgi3134
@doctorcorgi3134 3 года назад
Ah shit here we go again*
@The_Orbitz
@The_Orbitz 7 лет назад
How I flirt I can't
@strangeguy4577
@strangeguy4577 6 лет назад
hmm... "I can't" seems like a good pick-up line!
@cindeefooderdrawz6008
@cindeefooderdrawz6008 6 лет назад
I can’t not flirt. I was talking to someone and it turned into flirting.
@redantz94
@redantz94 6 лет назад
Me too there was this one time in 10th grade...? I think i just walked up to a girl i knew and sat down, said hi and we were talking and then i got up and went to the table the rest of my friends were at and i sat down and they were like dude. Were u flirting with her? Im like uuhh. No...? ..basically i can flirt and not even know it or i cant tell when someone is flirting with me. Lol. It sucks
@christinacreech5176
@christinacreech5176 6 лет назад
Me
@emergencyphone903
@emergencyphone903 5 лет назад
I feel you
@JonathanMahadeo
@JonathanMahadeo 8 лет назад
You forgot to ask Jasmine if she trusts you.
@junethefierce3802
@junethefierce3802 8 лет назад
She's like, NOPE.
@amrmohamed1333
@amrmohamed1333 8 лет назад
+June the Fierce♣ if young jasmine dont trust you she gon shoot u
@baileyshaw4314
@baileyshaw4314 8 лет назад
😂
@lilskiddils
@lilskiddils 8 лет назад
Jasmine is lily
@marioluigi2997
@marioluigi2997 8 лет назад
+lilskiddils nah lily wouldn't do that
@jose-ew3rd
@jose-ew3rd 5 лет назад
Here's my relationship stories:
@Vepantteri
@Vepantteri 4 года назад
Ooooohhh damn, took me a while to get that because I'm pretty tired atm... Good one
@curshburger4582
@curshburger4582 3 года назад
Same
@limonhusky7409
@limonhusky7409 3 года назад
🤣🤣😂that's cool tho
@waynicliz
@waynicliz 3 года назад
i dont get it
@glouise9837
@glouise9837 3 года назад
@@waynicliz they've never been in a relationship so...no stories
@theunicornsin1144
@theunicornsin1144 4 года назад
Shame SWooZie goes through the most. He tells the saddest stories with a smile. I respect that
@yisraelshepherd7789
@yisraelshepherd7789 7 лет назад
Wow for a long video with him just talking, this was very interesting
@tacoman1772
@tacoman1772 7 лет назад
yisrael shepherd
@emmanuelolofintuyi3521
@emmanuelolofintuyi3521 7 лет назад
6 to 7 hrs the cell phone bill meant nothing to you
@TheDagen8
@TheDagen8 7 лет назад
ahahhah goddamit swoozie
@muhilan8540
@muhilan8540 7 лет назад
Most providers in the USA give you unlimited calling for a flat rate.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 7 лет назад
Srsly? WOW.
@harrycmk7815
@harrycmk7815 7 лет назад
For me my credit will run out if I'm on the phone for that long
@nirvanaft2238
@nirvanaft2238 7 лет назад
lol
@anieyagrady7183
@anieyagrady7183 7 лет назад
swoozie : '' I know this video is pretty long rn." me: " its NOT LONG enough!!"
@megamage3228
@megamage3228 3 года назад
😳
@zubairkhan-wb5sy
@zubairkhan-wb5sy 3 года назад
We need answers dammit. what happened next XD
@melho.martinez761
@melho.martinez761 3 года назад
AMEN! I WANTED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
@fancyopossum3202
@fancyopossum3202 3 года назад
I really want to know what happens next
@brendasabwa7047
@brendasabwa7047 3 года назад
Hol' up
@NelleMusic03
@NelleMusic03 4 года назад
Swooshes is such a gentlemen. He’s the type of guy who get looked over Bc he knows how to treat a woman.
@rageking9358
@rageking9358 3 года назад
That’s because girls don’t wanna gentleman.
@medinywaw7435
@medinywaw7435 3 года назад
@@rageking9358 nice guys finish last, treat em mean keep em keen ive got enough examples to prove sooo....
@lukejordan7510
@lukejordan7510 3 года назад
But he's hot
@CrazyWarriorCatLady
@CrazyWarriorCatLady 3 года назад
That’s because he is going for the wrong type. There are plenty of women who appreciate gentlemen, but, even I will acknowledge, they can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look.
@keneo.7627
@keneo.7627 3 года назад
@@CrazyWarriorCatLady You gonna say where to find them, or are you just gonna create empty promises?
@DAMIENDMILLS
@DAMIENDMILLS 8 лет назад
I suck at flirting, the first compliment I gave to this girl I liked was "I don't mean to be too direct, but I think you have a very nice butt" she laughed and we've been dating for 2 years now.
@mettabon7834
@mettabon7834 8 лет назад
Well then... Have a nice life I guess
@UniverseKeeper2
@UniverseKeeper2 8 лет назад
+DAMIEN MILLS lol XD
@DAMIENDMILLS
@DAMIENDMILLS 8 лет назад
it somehow worked
@annahamilton5088
@annahamilton5088 8 лет назад
Jeez! I want your secrets!
@DAMIENDMILLS
@DAMIENDMILLS 8 лет назад
Anna Hamilton Evidently, it's "don't be fake"
@misskayleebugs
@misskayleebugs 8 лет назад
I feel so bad because Swoozie seems like such a nice guy. But he told me not to feel bad for him. It's okay dude hang in there you'll find a girl someday that's going to appreciate all the things you do for her. Guys like you are hard to find.
@vaniaramadhani3890
@vaniaramadhani3890 8 лет назад
exactly! he seems like a really nice bf, it's sad that he got 'dumped'
@davidndiulor8428
@davidndiulor8428 7 лет назад
vania, nice? I thought NICE = FRIEND
@user-hx2dn9kx2d
@user-hx2dn9kx2d 6 лет назад
I feel like she is so immature expecting you to know what to do and how to act instead of just telling you what she wanted or what she was expecting . You understand her background but she doesn’t understand you. Yeah she cried because you told her how you felt , but she was the one telling you over and over again how things were not going to work out. Like she wanted you to say “no, we are going to work out and I’ll show you, I’ll make you happy “ etc but you been hurt before too. Both of you are afraid and the blame is not on either of you. Next time try to be clear and ask her what she wants from start instead of just wasting time. I mean if I want my husband to do something I tell him how I want things to be done and i also ask what he wants me to do for him. That’s how everything works, no one it’s perfect and you just can’t brush someone off because you don’t like a little thing. There’s nothing wrong with taking your time swoozie. I hope you find the right girl and I know you guys will be super happy. But don’t stress about it. You’ll find each other when the time comes.
@hinatabestgirl5882
@hinatabestgirl5882 3 года назад
I hope he doesn't still think that he's hideous because he never was💜
@user-sy6er5tq2u
@user-sy6er5tq2u 8 лет назад
I was lying in my bed watching this so in a weird way it was like we were in the same bed talking to each other 😅 so weird
@Supreme1Omega
@Supreme1Omega 7 лет назад
same lol
@Supreme1Omega
@Supreme1Omega 7 лет назад
same lol
@lunadoesrandomvideos2073
@lunadoesrandomvideos2073 7 лет назад
Same 😝
@amydo5497
@amydo5497 7 лет назад
Same
@sashabraus5176
@sashabraus5176 7 лет назад
same
@Seraphicsorcery
@Seraphicsorcery 7 лет назад
UGH Flirtationships are the worst...especially when the love is one sided. I feel you Swoozie!
@namikoalik7651
@namikoalik7651 3 года назад
For some reason, I feel like a therapist when swoozi3 is laying down and taking to the camera😅😅
@Wrench_dedsec1
@Wrench_dedsec1 8 месяцев назад
same🤣
@michellehao2000
@michellehao2000 3 года назад
Does his profile being Alladin mean he finally found his Jasmine?
@doctorcorgi3134
@doctorcorgi3134 3 года назад
He said when he gets a girl his stories about girls will reduce a lot.
@kristyosorio
@kristyosorio 8 лет назад
God damn that was a roller-coaster of emotions lol it went from "awww💕" to "poor baby 😢" to "fuck yea you got this!✊" to "nooooooo😭😭😭💔"
@13onra
@13onra 8 лет назад
lol
@morganlund2185
@morganlund2185 8 лет назад
lel true
@rebekahmccann6429
@rebekahmccann6429 7 лет назад
lol ikr!
@jadedavis6961
@jadedavis6961 7 лет назад
Ikkkk☹️😭
@lovelylove8207
@lovelylove8207 6 лет назад
lmao you're literally describing everyone who watches this video
@lv-gl9dm
@lv-gl9dm 8 лет назад
When I flirt: I don't.
@amer6775
@amer6775 7 лет назад
That's just what the government wants you to believe, I know the truth.
@galaxyvlogs4499
@galaxyvlogs4499 6 лет назад
that's what the government wants you to believe
@torirose4797
@torirose4797 6 лет назад
When I flirt I usually end up walking into a wall Even if I’m not near any walls
@genericegirl0
@genericegirl0 6 лет назад
Same
@dainbaughnsmith3638
@dainbaughnsmith3638 6 лет назад
Yep! Same!
@ohdanielle6429
@ohdanielle6429 7 лет назад
Here's My Flirtationship Story: When I was in sophomore year, I was friends with this senior dude, let's call him Eric. So Eric and I have been friends since my freshman year and he had previously dated one of my friends in a one-sided relationship back in freshman year. So we roll up to second semester sophomore year, and I have this crush on him for some reason. Eric and I were apart of the same friends group. I'm not really too much of a flirter so I never tried to push our relationship past friends. Fast forward a few months, Eric starts doing some hardcore flirting with me. We do a lot of joking, teasing, and casual touching but it never goes past that. I wanted to know where I stood with him but I didn't want to ruin such a good relationship. Eric and I never addressed what we were and he graduated. But we end up going on a huge trip with the rest of our friends. The second to last day of our trip, Eric says he likes me but doesn't want to push our relationships by further because he's going off to college. I was super bummed out by this because we had such good connection but I accepted. We're still good friends til today.
@nicolerising3449
@nicolerising3449 3 года назад
I want Swoozie to get married. Been following him since the "Airplane Girl" days. He should have lasting happiness.
@sethiswild1333
@sethiswild1333 3 года назад
Same
@lukeisntreal4307
@lukeisntreal4307 7 лет назад
Currently in a lowkey flirtationship, fun and terrible at the same time.
@HeartsForHorror198
@HeartsForHorror198 5 лет назад
Same.. I already shared my story in a reply and I am not doing it again!
@nickrick5220
@nickrick5220 4 года назад
Luke Isn't Real I feel you
@chrise5238
@chrise5238 4 года назад
It’s been 2yrs what’s the update
@reynagarcia4019
@reynagarcia4019 3 года назад
Sammmeeeeeeeeeee
@kurbii5216
@kurbii5216 3 года назад
Give us the updatteeee
@RealNickyBoy15
@RealNickyBoy15 7 лет назад
My flirtationship story, I'm 18 and this girl shelly, I've known her for years, and I've been in love with her since the 6th grade. There were so many times we could've dated and it never happened. We ended up going to different middle schools and we were gonna date in high school, but she ended up moving and getting a boyfriend. But I was still in love with her and she gave me a bunch of mixed signals and she said she still had feelings for me but she loved her bf. It was a very awkward situation and she was at a crossroads with having to choose between me and the guy she was with. It felt so right and wrong at the same time. Things were getting really tense and we'd started fighting more and it was a bad time for all of us. And I wanted to be with her so bad, but I didn't want to be the reason her and her bf split up. And eventually she came to a decision. She chose him..... I had never been that sad about anything before, and I was really depressed. And later on, she had still said that she felt like she wanted something new with me. And we finally got to hang out and go to the movies, and I held her hand the whole time, and after it was over, we just said in her car for like 20 minutes and just held hands. I wanted to kiss her so bad, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, cause it felt wrong since she was in a relationship. That was almost a year ago and she broke up with that boyfriend and got back with one of her exes, (me and the guy she's with right now hate eachother) and even though I wasn't happy about it, I just wanted her to be happy, even if it wasn't with me. Cause I love her enough to let her go. And I've told her that I've moved on, (even though I lied to her) but you never really get over your first love. And nowadays, we're basically strangers, and I can never have a conversation with her for more than 10 minutes. Losing Shelly and not even being about to try and date her is by far the biggest regret I have up to this point in my life, and the biggest regret I'll have from high school, cause now I'm just left with a bunch of reminders of what could have been. The end
@princeofpockii1844
@princeofpockii1844 7 лет назад
With that loyalty and determination, find another girl who will appreciate it and love you back. I believe in youuu!
@RealNickyBoy15
@RealNickyBoy15 7 лет назад
Prince of Pockii thank.you that means alot
@princeofpockii1844
@princeofpockii1844 7 лет назад
You're welcome. c: tbh I have a crush and I hardly see him, and he's really atractive and I'm not. So I can feel the pain lmfao.
@RealNickyBoy15
@RealNickyBoy15 7 лет назад
Lol.I'm. Sure it'll work out. And I'm sure you're pretty attractive
@princeofpockii1844
@princeofpockii1844 7 лет назад
Hey dude im not compliment fishing, however thanks lmfao
@mobranch3678
@mobranch3678 5 лет назад
This story is almost 7 y o and Im stressed listening to it...dont worry about you...how? How we sposta do that Swoozie? How?
@JJtastic
@JJtastic 7 лет назад
she blamed her emotional insecurity on you making her cry after making her realize that she might not be the one for you. seems like you dodged a bullet because that behavior she was displaying would've been present for the entire relationship
@CherryEye
@CherryEye 2 года назад
That’s what I’m saying, she asked him if the warmth had gone a little on his end and he answered honestly and then blamed him for telling her how he really felt.
@TrumpetsGalore4
@TrumpetsGalore4 Год назад
​@@CherryEye and then women wonder why guys have trouble communicating... This story is just an example of extreme emotional immaturity on her part. You can't let yourself get strung along like that; deep down, you know that they're just taking advantage of you because they know you'll just keep being there for them. People like that have no actual respect towards others.
@melisauce9291
@melisauce9291 9 лет назад
LOL I'm so awkward when it comes to flirting. A guy will be like: "Oh hey you look nice" And I'm just like: "... HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
@caseycleveland8890
@caseycleveland8890 9 лет назад
You don't understand how relatable that is omg
@abbyschneider8943
@abbyschneider8943 8 лет назад
Melissa Gaines lol same tho
@horriblehuman2850
@horriblehuman2850 8 лет назад
ha
@kawi4nia599
@kawi4nia599 8 лет назад
+Melissa Gaines is that a girl thing bc my ex did the exact same thing
@svgstarlight
@svgstarlight 8 лет назад
I saw that on Instagram before and I was dying cause I would react the same way😂
@lucylfanal5670
@lucylfanal5670 8 лет назад
sWooZie: im pretty used to getting rid of my emotions.... *my eyes water up*
@hadeelshawol9306
@hadeelshawol9306 8 лет назад
+Lucyl Fanal who can reject sWooZie? i can't ! even if i don't know him , he is so sweet
@lucylfanal5670
@lucylfanal5670 8 лет назад
ikr!! i think the *same* way!!!
@snailcheeseyoutube
@snailcheeseyoutube 8 лет назад
Yes
@slackersama9684
@slackersama9684 8 лет назад
OMG it happened to me too. I just felt like by then I would have already stopped trying and completely bottled myself up from the world ya know
@oppositeblue9377
@oppositeblue9377 8 лет назад
Oh God I do it too, I've liked 3 people in my life, over the 3 years I've been a ball of hormones. I seriously forced myself off of all of them because the first was my ex the second was a douche the third was my cousin.
@ibruceeasily1728
@ibruceeasily1728 3 года назад
1:40 I couldn’t imagine. Women seem to do u wrong my guy. Stay strong king
@animalistic234
@animalistic234 6 лет назад
I completely understand, having someone take your virginity then cheat on you, they're basically saying that they never cared. It feels as if your heart was ripped out of your chest by them and put into a blende, then spat on...it sucks!
@cardintran2274
@cardintran2274 7 лет назад
Who else was distracted by "Dance of the Sugar Fairy" playing in this video?
@RaMiPositiveSpace
@RaMiPositiveSpace 6 лет назад
it was cool though
@serenitynicole2420
@serenitynicole2420 5 лет назад
I was doing sign language to the beat and forgot what I was watching
@cate3235
@cate3235 4 года назад
Sugar Plum Fairy
@stephenscribbles
@stephenscribbles 4 года назад
Nah, sWooZie was talking, so I only noticed the music like once
@boilerbeast0619
@boilerbeast0619 4 года назад
I got distracted by his terrible mustache 🤭
@Turttlekiller
@Turttlekiller 8 лет назад
here is a story: Me: Hey (my friend I am just going to call Bree) Bree: Hey Me: You look pretty today, that photo was nice on instagram. Bree: Thanks :P (i flirt with her for about 20min) Me: so u doin anything tonight Bree: yea, taking a walk with u Me: where?? Bree: it seams like u need a walk back to the friendzone, that witch u tried to escape (SHOT DOWN LIKE A ATOM BOMB)
@connorchin-quee9850
@connorchin-quee9850 8 лет назад
+Dominic Timko oh no get rekt cry everytime :(
@phonegirl2424
@phonegirl2424 8 лет назад
I've never shot down a guy.................I've never even been with a guy...............Welp.
@alloaeno
@alloaeno 8 лет назад
I am so, so, sorry for your loss
@jakegarrett8464
@jakegarrett8464 8 лет назад
+Dominic Timko im soo sorry
@Sagebabeee
@Sagebabeee 8 лет назад
I honestly did that to a guy but he was a stranger saying that he loved me and I literally no joke was only talking to him for 10 minutes til he started saying that🌝
@christ-abel8774
@christ-abel8774 5 лет назад
"Your midichlorian count is much lower than it used to be." Man, that Star Wars reference...
@kii2343
@kii2343 5 лет назад
Who else watching 2019?❄
@JohnWickuoloys
@JohnWickuoloys 5 лет назад
Why did you beat me to writing this text 😚
@AceOSpad3
@AceOSpad3 4 года назад
Me
@vister180
@vister180 4 года назад
Me
@rammyanimations4699
@rammyanimations4699 4 года назад
Me 😢
@thebeastgamerharris7816
@thebeastgamerharris7816 4 года назад
2020 bro
@undertaletrash4340
@undertaletrash4340 8 лет назад
I can't flirt, this is how it goes Boy: hey your kinda cute. Me: Really!?! Do you like bread? *pulls bread stick out of purse*
@sydneypeterson1961
@sydneypeterson1961 8 лет назад
lol don't worry your not the only girl:I kinda like you me:REALLY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED(not really but you get it).
@seizurebee6308
@seizurebee6308 8 лет назад
0.0 im... im... im not the only one...
@cindyonurrooftop
@cindyonurrooftop 8 лет назад
you sound hilarious!!!
@jessicaeaston9402
@jessicaeaston9402 8 лет назад
+The Great Gamer your not alone x
@everythingendswell1172
@everythingendswell1172 8 лет назад
I never learned to flirt
@tyreed3144
@tyreed3144 8 лет назад
ok I was yelling at this guy I know and he said "your adorable when you get feisty." now I have a kinda crush on him and so of course I say "your head looks like a potato..." that's me
@uhhhsharon
@uhhhsharon 8 лет назад
lol ME😂👌
@jacobwebb8818
@jacobwebb8818 8 лет назад
+Sharon Skye damn I think any man would fall for that
@skyllawood7748
@skyllawood7748 8 лет назад
No. Words.😂😂😂
@ispyonthefbi
@ispyonthefbi 8 лет назад
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@lilyevens7914
@lilyevens7914 8 лет назад
😂
@jamgurl112
@jamgurl112 7 лет назад
youtube is so interesting. I'm just sitting here listening to this guy's story like we're friends...
@willobrien8325
@willobrien8325 3 года назад
“You don’t wanna touch my hands? Your not even gonna see em” I’m dead 😂
@Bzlbub
@Bzlbub 9 лет назад
Here's my flirt story "pizza" The end (???) ;P
@user-fl2ti6xs5p
@user-fl2ti6xs5p 9 лет назад
10 outta 10
@mrplanes2052
@mrplanes2052 9 лет назад
minty wolf amazing you have the best story in the world
@epicgamer75
@epicgamer75 9 лет назад
Best story ever IGN TEN OUT OF TEN
@kinzcollect9962
@kinzcollect9962 8 лет назад
minty wolf holy shit man... thats straight up amazing.
@ethanbarnett2462
@ethanbarnett2462 8 лет назад
minty wolf mine pizza goldfish
@maliyahmarie7637
@maliyahmarie7637 7 лет назад
I'm not sure if it's just me, but I could listen to Swoozie talk for hours 😌😇love ya Swooz ❤
@stephenscribbles
@stephenscribbles 4 года назад
I could legit download a podcast of him talking for hours and be hooked on every story. I'm not weird ok
@solarfox7879
@solarfox7879 5 лет назад
OH MY GOSH. You are a wonderful dude, how are you not like drounding in dating request right now????? PLS tell me
@pizzleuniverze
@pizzleuniverze 2 года назад
it's a tradition at this point to go back and watch this video every few weeks
@merrondouglas3536
@merrondouglas3536 7 лет назад
TEXT LESS. CALL MORE. DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR
@iridinucci2554
@iridinucci2554 7 лет назад
Merron Douglas rlly felt that Hamilton reference
@fangirlfrantic4711
@fangirlfrantic4711 7 лет назад
I'm late but... HAMILTON
@devanbrajevich5936
@devanbrajevich5936 6 лет назад
WHAT TIME IS IT? FLIRT TIME
@cindeefooderdrawz6008
@cindeefooderdrawz6008 6 лет назад
The feels r ready
@zachariahwhite159
@zachariahwhite159 6 лет назад
There are 69 likes, I'm not going to mess it up by liking the comment
@jenaigipson477
@jenaigipson477 8 лет назад
I'm terrible at flirting. Maybe it's because my mind draws blanks when boys compliment me of maybe it's because I'm so fucking insecure that when a boy compliments me I don't believe him. And that's one of the worst feelings. Hearing someone call you beautiful but not being able to bring yourself to believe that they actually mean it. It's like I want to smile and say thank you, but I'm afraid that it's some kind of messed up joke, so I have an internal battle with myself on what to say back.
@S.On.YouTube
@S.On.YouTube 8 лет назад
and then it becomes too late to say anything... and when that happens it becomes really awkward. I feel you girl, I feel you.
@chidubemlebechi3203
@chidubemlebechi3203 8 лет назад
Well you sound like a very beautiful girl
@SoloStudiosOfficial
@SoloStudiosOfficial 8 лет назад
Real smooth.
@chidubemlebechi3203
@chidubemlebechi3203 8 лет назад
+SoloStudios I try
@leanne405able
@leanne405able 7 лет назад
me to
@robbearts7192
@robbearts7192 7 лет назад
how people flirt : hey how are you doing how i flirt : euhhmmm yeee euhmnn i thh...think youuu...ure cu...tee..e
@priscillathomas8682
@priscillathomas8682 5 лет назад
From the middle of the story to end, I was just like ". . . This man needs a hug like for real" so infinity virtual hugs from the best hugger in the world, Swoozie even though I'm late in knowing the situation.
@TJhandford524
@TJhandford524 9 лет назад
Swooz, you think you got it bad like Usher? Bruh, listen to this bull! So I'm in church over the summer of 2014. I volunteered for Vacation Bible School (VBS); it's like a week long summer camp where kids learn about God. The third day, I'm playing with beach balls with the kids and clowning like I usually do. I was pretending the beach balls were Rufus and I was Ryu. I Shoryuken'd the crap out of these balls fam! You don't even know! But out of the corner of my eye, I see this girl sitting in the back. I think nothing of it because she is that caliber of girl who never shows interest in a dude like me. But I kept finding myself staring at her and man was she beautiful. She was my 12/ thong girl. So I said to myself, screw it, I'm going to talk to her. So I Hadoken a beach ball her way and made it look like an accident (because I'm that cool!). Before I can say a word, she asks me if she can play with me and the kids. Now I'm thinking, no way! she initiated the convo? I'm looking around seeing if there are any other dudes around and I was the only one. This 12 piece of popeyes chicken w/ a biscuit is requesting to be in my presence? Bet! So we hang with the kids and play volleyball with the beach balls. Now for the sake of confidentiality, we will call her Stephanie. The VBS session ends for the day and Stephanie and I were waiting for the kids to get picked up. All the while, we are chatting it up and she is mad cool. She's into video games, she likes anime, I play the piano and she loves the piano, she loves martial arts, and to top it all off, she doesn't sound dumb when she speaks! I'm thinking, ok she's the one. For another 2 hours, after the kids left, we talked in the church sanctuary. They kicked us out and we talked for another 3 hours outside of the church. It started to rain and so we part ways after the numbers were exchanged. We were texting each other all the time and then we started hanging out and it was good. Then she drops a bomb on a brother, she tells me that in a few weeks, she will be going back to school in Hawaii. But at this point, I'm head over heels for her. But in the mean and in between time, we still kicked it. The time came and she left for Hawaii. As a parting gift, I gave her a picture of InuYasha that I drew in 2007. Now this drawing is my pride and joy because it was the first picture I was truly pleased with. So the first 3 weeks she's in Hawaii, everything is cool, I had to adjust to a 6 hour time zone differential so I'd be saying good morning when it's midnight over there. I now hate that damn song, let me tell you why! We Face Timed a few times and the Hawaiian sun caresses Stephanie's hair and skin so beautifully in the morning. She was telling me her school schedule and one of the classes was Japanese, so I'm like bet! I speak some Japanese so it's a way I can help her out and be connected to her. Well she got mad because she doesn't understand it and took it out on me. I apologize and it blows over. The next week I text her and I get one word answers. So I said, maybe she's just having a bad day. The day after, it's the same thing. So I'm like, here we go. So as to not be a stage 5 clinger, I said, "She will text me when she wants to talk." Well a day goes by, then two, then a week, then a month. At this point, I was worried, I'm like, did she die or something? Well I text her once more and ask if she was okay. I get a one word response. So now I'm pissed, WTF did I do? We were fine a month ago, why the sudden change? 2 months later I log onto Facebook and the first thing I see on my news feed is, Stephanie is in a relationship. I stared at the screen and it steadily became blurry from the tears filling up in the wells of my eyes. As the tears stream down my face, I can't help but pray for her happiness. I figured that if she was with this guy, he must be an extraordinary man. A month passes and now it's around Christmas time, I see her father in the congregation from my keyboard station on the stage. He and I become good friends while Stephanie was home before she left for school and after that. He hands me a gift and then gives me a hug. I ask, "what is this for?" He says "you have been a great friend to me and my family, this is a token of our appreciation." He then tells me that Stephanie has come home for Christmas unexpectedly. My heart sank, I'm still not over this girl. She has a new boyfriend, who she brought home with her, and I haven't talked to her in 3 months. So I'm freaking out in my head while smiling and being happy for Stephanie's father. Then I see her; she looks more radiant than I've ever seen her. I stared for a while fighting back the tears and the music pastor says, "TJ, it's time to start second service." After the musical part of service ends, the pastor always says, "Greet those around you, and if there is someone you do not know, be sure to greet them as well." I emerge from my station and step down the stairs of the stage toward the congregation. There she was. I begin to walk up to her and I am thinking about what I will say to her, if anything at all. I walk up to her after being hugged and greeted by half of the church. I find myself face to face with the beauty and I speak behind a plastic smile. "It's so nice to see you. You look beautiful. Truth be told, I never thought I'd see you again. I hope that you enjoy your time back and Merry Christmas." After that, I never saw nor spoke to her again.
@gburner666
@gburner666 9 лет назад
Who acculy read this whole thing
@TJhandford524
@TJhandford524 9 лет назад
Abridged version: I met a beautiful girl, I fell in love, she moves to the other side of the country, she stopped talking to me out of the blue, gets a boyfriend, I get sad.
@RengarGengar
@RengarGengar 9 лет назад
Yo , like did anyone actually read this?
@hoeshook2930
@hoeshook2930 9 лет назад
TJhandford524 Ohh I'm so sorry bruh
@idmello1761
@idmello1761 9 лет назад
I won't go into details but I know the feels man and they suck.
@ellyuploads
@ellyuploads 8 лет назад
My way of "flirting" Person : Hey :) Me : *silence* Person : I just want you to know that you're a really awesome person and I hope that we can hangout more, y'know? Me : *stares, silence, walks away* Person : Ooooooohh-kayy? Me : *comes back* Bring me kiwi.
@iredeji-adams2246
@iredeji-adams2246 7 лет назад
Im sorry, did u just say kiwi? Umm, let me just say something.....Nutella
@ellyuploads
@ellyuploads 7 лет назад
Rue Dragneel 1.) It's healthy. 2.) It's a cute word
@iredeji-adams2246
@iredeji-adams2246 7 лет назад
ellyuploads Do you watch the anime Fairy Tail? 'Cos the part where you come back ask for kiwi, that reminded me a hella lot of Panther Lily
@ellyuploads
@ellyuploads 7 лет назад
Rue Dragneel mayyyybeeeeee.....
@samuelhaynie9767
@samuelhaynie9767 7 лет назад
ellyuploads I'm like My "friend" : Hey Me : 😮 h-h-h-hey 😦*goes into the bathroom and throws up for ten minutes
@zyeriasmith1438
@zyeriasmith1438 4 года назад
I find this video 9 years later, and I still get hit in the feels when I hear this story 🥺
@The843legendz
@The843legendz 6 лет назад
I'm not even mad at you taking it slow. The hardest lesson learned for me was just because you CAN go all they doesn't mean you SHOULD.
@wizrhoa
@wizrhoa 7 лет назад
Ok when he told her to get the lotion I so thought it was going to be something else 😂
@keith7272
@keith7272 7 лет назад
OMG Same XD
@thomashester2
@thomashester2 6 лет назад
Izzy Rhoades he had a video talking about his message book with the model on the plane
@analieseguzman9076
@analieseguzman9076 6 лет назад
Me 2
@superunicorn2409
@superunicorn2409 6 лет назад
Izzy Rhoades damn girl where yo innocence at? 😂😂
@rootz420
@rootz420 5 лет назад
The girl wanted it to be something else but he too nice n not aggressive enough like she said.
@ThePaintballgun
@ThePaintballgun 7 лет назад
How do you possibly have 6-7 hours a day to talk to a ting on the phone?
@wildcardwinner6219
@wildcardwinner6219 7 лет назад
Don't Even Bother 7pm to 1 am? Idk? Lol
@dragular65
@dragular65 5 лет назад
my record...14 hours phone call with a girl...that shit was lit
@jamesr5167
@jamesr5167 5 лет назад
dragular what did you even have the chance to talk about
@aliahc8595
@aliahc8595 4 года назад
I rarely sleep and am nocturnal so that makes it easier for me 😅
@janiahpapaya5988
@janiahpapaya5988 4 года назад
My longest with a past s/o was like...13 hours i think. He woke me up with texts so i just talked to him the rest of the day...it was really nice tbh
@ayejuju2813
@ayejuju2813 Год назад
Looking at this again just brought back so many memories that I can relate to. Thank you swoozie for sharing what most guys would be to afraid to share. You da best 🙏
@CaptainSurf
@CaptainSurf 4 года назад
Just found your channel a few days ago and have watched half your content already. You’re my new favourite youtuber, Swoozie! Thank you for cheering me up so much! Having such a bad time right now IRL, you have helped a lot man
@r0mit
@r0mit 10 лет назад
Friend or not friend, girlfriend or not girlfriend, making a girl cry is the WORST feeling ever.
@marilia1993
@marilia1993 10 лет назад
I have no idea why but I was blushing like crazy through the whole video xP. You sir are a great story teller.
@thatgirlkj432
@thatgirlkj432 3 года назад
I just love how his face lights up talking. Hits different after midnight. Plus the same thing happens to me after you make me cry. I feel your pain but once we done feeling sorry for ourselves it's over😭
@averycrumrine3453
@averycrumrine3453 6 лет назад
why do I feel this on such a spiritual level omf
@euphoria_8807
@euphoria_8807 10 лет назад
and its okay sWooZie, she sounds complicated
@chacharealsmooth9896
@chacharealsmooth9896 10 лет назад
:0 hanji!!
@euphoria_8807
@euphoria_8807 10 лет назад
hi!
@fish6911
@fish6911 10 лет назад
I am so sorry to hear about what happened to Sawney and Bean.
@euphoria_8807
@euphoria_8807 10 лет назад
i know ;( Annie still owes me that apology
@newbmarth8517
@newbmarth8517 10 лет назад
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛 Attack on Titan
@LizziesAnswers
@LizziesAnswers 10 лет назад
She can for sure emotionally reconnect!
@lizziesalgado7169
@lizziesalgado7169 10 лет назад
Hey Lizzie :3 Im One Of Your Subbies :)
@lizziesalgado7169
@lizziesalgado7169 10 лет назад
Well I can :P
@anettklym3505
@anettklym3505 6 лет назад
The first time I heard him name her “Jasmine” the first person I thought of was //superwomen// 😆oml... (Not nameing names or anything but like imma here dyeing of curiosity)
@therealstewyward
@therealstewyward 4 года назад
Saaaaame
@shorty2005
@shorty2005 3 года назад
Me too
@lupitagarcia8853
@lupitagarcia8853 6 лет назад
I was watching this and I didn’t even realize that I started smiling at your marvelous face biting my lip because you’re just the best guy in the world and deserve the freaking best ever
@alyssaselin4707
@alyssaselin4707 9 лет назад
never dated anyone :/ I mean I know im not a model but im not ugly... maybe its because I like video games and anime O.O....
@romanrosari8360
@romanrosari8360 9 лет назад
Well you sound like MY dream person :) You'll find someone eventually
@alyssaselin4707
@alyssaselin4707 9 лет назад
Thank you :3 I'm glad there is nice people like you
@MrToalewa8376
@MrToalewa8376 9 лет назад
selin twilight You are my type of person
@alyssaselin4707
@alyssaselin4707 9 лет назад
So many nice people!! 😭
@eveningrice
@eveningrice 9 лет назад
selin twilight Lol I like video games and anime and my girlfriend is one of the hottest in school. Dw, you'll find someone.
@UltimaKombat
@UltimaKombat 8 лет назад
Flirting is not my strongest trait... Girl: Wow, I really like your eyes! Me: Do you like Jellybeans? I like jellybeans. Girl: No, not really to be honest Me: ... Me: Goodbye
@gr8purplepenguin540
@gr8purplepenguin540 8 лет назад
Honestly I don't like jellybeans lol
@UltimaKombat
@UltimaKombat 8 лет назад
Gr8PurplePenguin Honestly I hate you lol
@gr8purplepenguin540
@gr8purplepenguin540 8 лет назад
Lol I'm sorry I just don't exactly like them that much. :)
@sauceislame5916
@sauceislame5916 8 лет назад
+SuperGamingUltima lmao who doesnt like jelly beans??? XD well except the black ones ^-^ sowwy
@UltimaKombat
@UltimaKombat 8 лет назад
The Impala I love the black ones.
@skylarbroguy9932
@skylarbroguy9932 6 лет назад
Ight yeah I know this video is old as hell but... I thought oh well why not. So summer of 2012 I go to a church camp and I meet this girl and this girl (to me at least) was absolute fire and so we kinda talk of and on but nothing really ever happens cause we’re like 12 13 y/o. Well flash forward about 3 years I see her again in my church talking to my best friend at the time, who btw is a total player. So I go over all like “hey I know you” and for the sake of confidentiality let’s call her Vikki. So I talk to her and my friend and then after church and everything is over my sister tells me that she likes me and I’m like “hell yeah” but low key freaking out. So I get home and hit her up on FB cause I ain’t got no phone just an iPad. We talk and than I say “so my sister told you like me?” And she’s all like “yeah” blushing and crap. And not gonna lie I fell harder in that moment than I’ve ever fell for anyone else ever. So we’re kicking it over video calls for the next few days however comma I go to youth group that Wednesday and she’s like “it isn’t working out it’s over” and I’m just a mess I’m crying my eyes out in the bathroom feeling like I didn’t even get a chance. But soon get over it that evening but when I get home and check my texts I see “hey this isn’t working out it’s over” and I just cry for 6+ hours and just am a wreck for a long time after this. Than come to find out she dumped me FOR HER EX and I’m just feeling like total and udder trash. But I stay friends with Vikki and for 2 more years I let her play with my head. Than she ends up dating my friend, let’s call him Chad. Now Chads a chill dude but when he saw her he’s now constantly bragging to me how he has her and I don’t and me being the dumb little 15/16 y/o that I was stayed friends with both of them and got 3rd wheeled for another year. Now we’re in January to February 2018 Vikki and Chad are falling in and out and guess who’s there to try his best to pick both of them up. Me. And I hated it so you know what I did? I started flirting with Vikki and getting in between them and than she sucks up to him and they get back together. Jump to last week we’re flirting again and we meet up at a convention and she wants me to kiss her there I’m like “I can’t I’m in a relationship and so are you” she’s all moody the rest of the time and than about a few days later on a Wednesday again we meet up and go to a bookstore and loiter around for an hour and she’s pointing songs out playing over the radio all like “aww what a cute song” and I feel like I should kiss her but I don’t. Than the next day I get a text saying something along the lines of “I only ever liked you I never loved you blah blah blah” And so I’m just like “whatever I understand sorry I’m loyal and that I’m not good enough for you” Than a day after that she’s like “stop being apologetic and trying to get into my head” than her boyfriend Chad texts me thru her messages all like “if you don’t stop talking to her I’ll kick you ass” and I’m just like whatever and ignore it. So needless to say I’m not longer talking to either Chad or Vikki cause I don’t need that bologna in my life anymore, I’ve dealt with you for 5ish years not more.
@melho.martinez761
@melho.martinez761 3 года назад
Lmao padna, long yuh shoulda roll out of that toxicity. Yuh take reeeall long.
@elaine316xoxo6
@elaine316xoxo6 5 лет назад
I just added a laser targeting system to my force field
@xTwilightWolvesx
@xTwilightWolvesx 7 лет назад
In this rn because my crush is "too busy" and "too immature" for a relationship 😭😭
@Stellas.coaching
@Stellas.coaching 6 лет назад
good luck
@TiberiusELP
@TiberiusELP 4 года назад
it’s bs
@CoolG845
@CoolG845 9 лет назад
Everytime a girl likes me, i don't like her. And everytime i like a girl, she friendzones me -.-
@nfnmrm9652
@nfnmrm9652 9 лет назад
CoolG845 when you know she likes you go ask her out.
@dukeshalders4582
@dukeshalders4582 8 лет назад
happens to me most of the time buddy
@bbobro7031
@bbobro7031 8 лет назад
Same way with girls. It happens to everyone, regardless of gender bro. XD
@th0masix45
@th0masix45 8 лет назад
It's thug life right
@SuperIcelight
@SuperIcelight 8 лет назад
When a girl likes you, and you don't, you just don't like her. When it's the other way round, she friendzones you. Hypocrite.
@julieivanova5270
@julieivanova5270 7 лет назад
dude that was the most beautiful and sad love story i've heard i i freaking loved it
@UXGillespie
@UXGillespie 7 лет назад
Thank You So Much, Swoozie, I needed this right now!!!!
@descent8275
@descent8275 9 лет назад
well. I never had a flirt story. hanging out with friends or playing videogames instead. Shit I'm close to 22 years. need to do something with my life!
@eighteensixtyfour19
@eighteensixtyfour19 9 лет назад
I'm almost 20 & all I do is watch tv shows & break up fights between my brothers due to video games lmaooooo
@khirstin1
@khirstin1 9 лет назад
DESCENT I'm 23 1/2, I have friends that are married and have kids (at least have of them have kids some more than one) and all I get told from guys is that "I'm cute someone will come along, I give great hugs, and the best anime suggestions." About 95% of the conversations I have with guys are about anime. Life is sad.
@descent8275
@descent8275 9 лет назад
XxxOctoberxxX123 well, we have to do other stuff. turn ourselfes around. see the real world. turn ourselfes from the inside to the outside. get a new cool haircut. new pair of pants. ride a bike just for fun. go swimming in that public lake. start a cool project everyone can see. me for myself... I started a car project. damn it eats a lot of money. Nissan 200SX (240 in Merica) S13. Restauration. with RB25DET engine. I build it up to 600hp. On the other side I started to train my body. More muscles and stuff. Im 166 and skinny. already trained 5 kg's on. Thats where I know the most people from. Feels good. I don't even have time to play games under the week. and it feels damn good. and i feel so free! you should try some similar stuff. Sry for bad english.^^
@Sleepinmokey
@Sleepinmokey 9 лет назад
DESCENT Same here I'm turning 21, and nothing is happening in my life. With friends or girls :(.
@Lu-jf6bk
@Lu-jf6bk 8 лет назад
I could not flirt it goes like this boy:Hey how you doing? me: *silent* boy:hello? me:*panics*oh hey hi, do you like rocks? i like rock. See that one over there? Im going to go look at it. alone. Bye!
@Jazma_edits
@Jazma_edits 8 лет назад
+lu W. (lulu) That sounds more like rejection.
@reese8217
@reese8217 8 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alesandragerace9717
@alesandragerace9717 8 лет назад
my conversation with Elijah: boy: Hi! me:........... Hello? boy:you are looking good! me: thanks?0_0
@Lu-jf6bk
@Lu-jf6bk 8 лет назад
alesandra gerace omg lol!
@mekhiupshur1800
@mekhiupshur1800 8 лет назад
fun
@joycemaysonet4465
@joycemaysonet4465 4 года назад
I ALMOST CRIED!!! 😂😂 I feel so sorry for swoozie man like, I've been in that same situation and like daaang, that's harsh
@Shadow_foxx1
@Shadow_foxx1 2 года назад
If I was single I would scoop up this handsome muffin ❤️ he’s a sweetie and deserves allllll the love
@meloniez427
@meloniez427 7 лет назад
Wait, she could "mess" with your emotions like that, but you couldn't? 😂 crazy.
@thegreatonecometh200
@thegreatonecometh200 5 лет назад
She told him his problem! He's weak willed and indecisive
@bw4348
@bw4348 4 года назад
That doesn't excuse her hypocrisy and flaky nature. Her later criticisms of him were just indirect ways of telling him she's not into him without making her feel insensitive and like the bad guy. Lots of mind games were played by her and she was probably using him as a security blanket while she was hoping to mend things with her ex. He shouldn't have indulged her flip flopping emotions though. She got comfortable taking him for granted. The ordering him around during the massage was a bad sign too.
@jessielynnd13
@jessielynnd13 7 лет назад
I was in a flirtationship wit this guy for months almost a year.. now we are closing in on two years as an official couple.
@teamdimension8519
@teamdimension8519 5 лет назад
Congrats on being part of the 5%
@dairdb
@dairdb 6 лет назад
damn i needed this video about a year ago, you know before i had a mental break down and had to go to therapy. Yea you never think that girls leading you on and then shrugging you off would effect you so much, but after it happens a good amount of times and then you finally let your guard down to someone and they do it too. you start blaming yourself. Then you end up depressed on a counseling couch
@stephenscribbles
@stephenscribbles 4 года назад
Here's my flirtationship story I don't have one, I'm lonely
@briank3692
@briank3692 4 года назад
:(
@dejiiledare5620
@dejiiledare5620 3 года назад
Hehehe welcome to the club
@dejiiledare5620
@dejiiledare5620 3 года назад
@Mrinaal Verma lol
@doctorcorgi3134
@doctorcorgi3134 3 года назад
Same here bro
@DiznilyLove
@DiznilyLove 10 лет назад
Rewatching your old vids and I STILL melt from the inside out :3 oh my word!
@sentiecide686
@sentiecide686 8 лет назад
Honestly, out of all of the famous RU-vidrs out there, you're probably the one with the most interesting life.
@akpom9
@akpom9 3 года назад
Bro. You’ve made me realize something. I need to work on my texting game more, appreciate you bro 💪
@pemser4845
@pemser4845 3 года назад
Swoozie Ive been following you for about a month now and I feel like I know you more than I know my actual friends. Every video of yours brings me into a whole other world. It's like watching a TV show but of an actual decent human being. Keep up the great content and don't change. You'll find your love sooner or later. But one thing I've learned is don't mistake lust for love and make sure they will go the extra 10 miles for you that we all know you would go for them.
@tanamyabrooks3587
@tanamyabrooks3587 8 лет назад
Flirting sucks for me.Boy: I like youMe: Why?
@mettabon7834
@mettabon7834 8 лет назад
THAT ADVICE IS SO WISE
@SyanIsBored
@SyanIsBored 8 лет назад
+Tanamya Brooks ermahgerd, same xD
@tanamyabrooks3587
@tanamyabrooks3587 8 лет назад
Ermergerd
@spookyspacewhale1532
@spookyspacewhale1532 8 лет назад
YAS! Same!
@Bloomzor
@Bloomzor 8 лет назад
lel
@m0nkeygames
@m0nkeygames 7 лет назад
I like how a bunch of people in the comments are telling their flirtationship stories, guess it's my turn. So I went to this bar one night and there was this girl with my friend who I thought she was cute so I followed them to their table and began drinking with them, because I was about to go clubbing and I wanted get drunk, so they're taking shots but they're slower than me when it's comes to drinking so my friend and I went to the counter and got three for myself, then the girl walks up to me and my friend and she starts speaking to him and he teases her, so she replies to him with "At least I'm not as sad as your friend over there drinking shots by himself." Then she gives me this playful smile and walks away and I'm just like "Damn..." So I come back to the table and the two of us get to talking a little bit and I get her number, so we're texting and texting and she says she wants to go to this karate club but she has no one to go with, so I reply with "I actually used to do karate so I'll go with you, and we can go back to mine after if you want." and she agreed. So the day came and we went to karate and then bought some pizza and walked to mine, and I remember we tried to cook this pizza but we ended up melting the plastic in to the pizza which had use both laughing hard, but to be honest we'd been laughing the whole night anyway and then we eat the pizza, watch and movie, we hug and she leaves. THEN a week later I text her "Do you wanna come round mine and watch a movie again?" And she says back "I'd love to." So she comes round and we're talking and laughing and stuff and then a part of the movie comes on which is kinda sad and she's actually upset so I say "C'mere." And give her hug, so then she put her head on my shoulder and I didn't really do anything other than enjoy it which I really regret because I wish I'd put my arm around her or something, maybe then things wouldn't have gone the way they did later. Anyway so we watched 3 movies and the last one ends so we go to hug and I pull her on to my bed where we'd been watching it and give her a big grizzly bear hug and she really seemed to really like that, but then as she walked out she said "I bet I just crushed you." Now this shocked me because she thought she was fat but I didn't think that at all so I didn't look at her to reply and paused for a moment before saying "...No." So she probably thought I was lying, I'll always regret that...DAMN MY DUMB ASS!!! So then we go on a few more movie dates and on the last movie date we had I decided I loved this girl and I thought it's going pretty well because we had fun together, both flirted at times and one night when she's really drunk we actually end up kissing quite a bit in a hallway, but then the next day after our kissing session where we in fact had our first kiss, she starts being distant and I can tell this but I'm not sure if it's my fault, so I invite her over to watch a movie and she agrees, but when the day of the movie came she said she was really tired and needed to sleep. Now I knew something was up so I'm like "Girl call me when you can." So she calls me and I ask her what's wrong and what's been going on lately to which she replies. "So I told you about this guy I used to like but don't anymore." Which she did tell me on one of the movie dates. "I was on Skype with him for a few hours yesterday and we got to talked and I've decided I really like him, and I like you too but I didn't think I'd be in this situation and we've just started higher education and I think you should move on." And I'm so disappointed at this point and I get off the phone and start crying. So quite a bit happened between this period too but in the end we just became friends and we're still friends to this day. The End Maybe I should tell this story on my channel as a video? If I did that I'd include all the parts inbetween I missed out and talk about all the other things that happened too, I don't know, like this if I should I guess and thanks for reading 😊
@ashykinz5162
@ashykinz5162 6 лет назад
Wow that was captivating story
@ohyeah2269
@ohyeah2269 6 лет назад
M0nkeygames wow... I really enjoyed your story... your story telling is great 🦄🌌 I really think u should do a story time on it indeed I agree... before i read u mentioning it i already was gonna suggest you posting a vid on your channel...
@ohyeah2269
@ohyeah2269 6 лет назад
M0nkeygames so sorry u had to experience that tho
@vera6257
@vera6257 6 лет назад
I feel very bad for you that must have been hard but making a video is one of the best ways to let it go!
@vshsxvsjz3978
@vshsxvsjz3978 6 лет назад
"thing could've been different"..man I got pretty worried after reading that line,I thought something bad was gonna happen,not that what actually happened wasn't bad,it's just..coming from a community where we loose a lot of people to depression,it got really worrying..dude,I'm sorry about what happened but I'm glad it didn't go even worse than it did. .I'm sorry if you didn't like this comment..
@colinfields6648
@colinfields6648 7 лет назад
5:05, "It might have happened once or five times before"- Swoozie 😱😱😱
@hemaashley1682
@hemaashley1682 6 лет назад
hey swoozie!! your one of my favorite RU-vidrs big fan!! I think when something like this occurs and it doesn't work out, we first think, this is a huge loss..if only this..what if I said or did that differently...the truth is even if it feels real BUT it can't get to that official relationship it just would've never made it to the end..your dream girl and you will run into problems all the time but can get through it.. you will both find that light at the end of the tunnel-- so she's may seem like your dream girl but it wasn't..but I think you'll find her most def..if its in your heart it will happen! take care and all the best in all aspects of life!! great great work bro --hema
@jennyneutron6748
@jennyneutron6748 7 лет назад
"wake up with a warm tongue on her neck..." I'm dead.
@illyachan5901
@illyachan5901 9 лет назад
Oh my gosh you can't just put your arm around a girl who isn't madly in love with you!!!!!! Do you know how awkward this makes us feel?!?! A guy put his arm around me at lunch once, and this was my thought process "Dose he like me? No, no way, no one could like me. But what if? Do I like him? Do I hate him? What if I hate him? He'd be so sad if he likes me! But happy if he doesn't?! What do I do?! Should I say something?Will i ruin the mood? is there even a mood?!" So I just pretended to not be bothered, while my brain was slowly dying. And I can't ask him to stop because that would just be even more awkward!!!!!!
@michaelsollars4193
@michaelsollars4193 9 лет назад
Kiry Cole-church As I read that i slowly got faster... I think it ads to the mood! XD
@kenziesims9158
@kenziesims9158 9 лет назад
Kiry Cole-church this is false!
@kanektikazoink
@kanektikazoink 9 лет назад
Same
@titaniumbrick4454
@titaniumbrick4454 9 лет назад
Long ass comment
@rodentlover100
@rodentlover100 9 лет назад
Titanium Brick You want to see a long as comment? That was not a long ass comment, this is a long ass comment. How did you even think that was a long ass comment. I've seen comments much more worth of the title "Long ass comment", such as this one. Long ass comments are supposed to be long, also, you missed a period. That comment wasn't really long, but the quote was, this comment is much more worthy of the title "Long ass comment". I honestly think that the first comment was kind of excessive, as there were too many exclamation points. Also the grammar was inconsistent. Wait, am I just showing off how much I can criticize people for no actual reason? Probably. Maybe not? Am I just imitating the original comment now? I don't know...? I think i'm mocking them... But... My imitation of a confused girl is pretty good. That was probably just to increase the size of the comment, therefore making it a "Long ass comment". Did I mention that the first comment was not a "Long ass comment"? Yes I did. OK, now I'm just overstating things. I'd better stop. Or should I? Yes, I should. Wait, never mind, I'm gonna continue. This comment is a "Long ass comment", but not as long as some of my previous comment, probably because I don't have any actual basis for this comment except for the fact that it's a "Long ass comment". How am I just rambling on and on about how I'm typing a "Long ass comment"? Well I am. But should I stop? Nah. I argue a lot on RU-vid, you see me reply to your comment? I'm rodentlover100, *bitch*, you'd better run or you're about to lose an excessively long internet argument that had no point to begin with consisting about how bad your grammar is and why Link is *_NOT_* dead in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. See how much of a "Long ass comment" this is? Well this "Long ass comment" ends here. Bye! Why did I just try to end a comment with bye? Wow, that's probably the dumbest ending I ever considered! Well, this ends here. No it doesn't, it ends here. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I seriously... WHY AM I STILL TYPING THIS? SORRY CAPS. [CC: Sorry.] Those were sorry caps. Wait, did I seriously...? Wow... This should have ended a long time ago, but for some reason... Well, this comment ends here and any other sentence that comes after this is an idiot. HI IM A IDOT! Yes you are. Good job, Einstein, you and I are, too, apparently... Potato.
@zyeriasmith1438
@zyeriasmith1438 4 года назад
I find this video 8 years later, and I still get hit in the feels 🥺
@sofiaisabella544
@sofiaisabella544 7 лет назад
I'm 13 years old and this guy's name was Micheal. I liked mike when we were 10 years old and continued this till we were age 12. We went to different middle school but I'd still text him every day because he felt like my first love or at least what I thought was love... he had been flirting back and even said I looked perfect in a picture I sent him of myself. I finally worked up the confidence to ask him out and he said ok suspire being in different middle schools. The next day he told me he "felt weird" and he broke up with me and I was heartbroken. 6th grade ended and he ended up moving 8 hours away as 7th grade began. I found myself on the first day of school to bump into someone and stare into their eyes and fall in love, his name is Ivan. That day changed my life forever and we have now been together for 9 months and I never want to let him go. ❤❤
@CHloE748
@CHloE748 3 года назад
3 years later, how did that end?
@KatrinaBMoon
@KatrinaBMoon 10 лет назад
I love the foods joke at the end
@pearls2131
@pearls2131 8 лет назад
I've been watching you all day. Totally addicted.
@marielyc2424
@marielyc2424 3 года назад
damn .. i have never seen sWooZie this way .. and it hurts to see him like this 🥺😭 . especially since you can feel what he’s feeling too :( . it makes me want to cryyy , he doesn’t deserve that 😭 .
@Vermillion37
@Vermillion37 2 года назад
BRO THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME! They even texted the same like the sorta things she said. Brought back a lot of painful memories cause I was so in love with her 😭 but I’m moving on slowly. Nothing physical except hugs but excessive flirting. But she had a bf. I was in a really dark place and she was the only person who was nice to me so I didn’t care. She even told me that if she broke up with him she’d date me and all the times he made her cry over him and stuff. I was naive to think she dump him for me. I even met her family. But I’m happier now and I’m just gonna move on with my life.
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