Florida man storytime vol 2. This man ate my chex mix and lied to me.

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@Shanspeare 3 года назад

I totally feel that fear of disappointing people because I’m not what they think Black people are supposed to be. It sucks that we’re pigeonholed into primarily negative stereotypes so when we have interests outside of our expected interests, we’re not “black enough” 🤢 I want to sword fight those people

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I “hearted” this comment not because I like the issue, but I love that you resonate lmao. Before I talk or start dancing to Everglow I could come across as “black enough” to others 😂

@jefftothefree 3 года назад

@Journey With Jay That is so true!

@thesimoneshow2608 3 года назад

When you feel like that, try to make the conscious decision to be yourself, act like yourself. Make casual conversation with them, don’t try to “act white” or “act black”. Let them keep their stereotypes, and walk away either enlightened or confused. But don’t let yourself try to prove yourself to them.

@justinaacorn5721 3 года назад

@Journey With Jay yep, just please yourself💋

@hashimhorne7177 3 года назад

I feel that way about interacting with anyone for the first time. Even they're also Black. I never think about it in the moment. I just do my thing, but then I see/hear something like this and it makes me reflect on my own experiences. Like "yep, definitely shattered his/her expectations right away." 😅

@caribanna1865 3 года назад

“I mean yes I’m brown with very sleek lines…” as a very slim black woman I felt like this was such a luxurious way to describe our bodies

@JEENIE4448 3 года назад

I agree i like this phrase so much 😌

@PortraitofAsha 3 года назад

Yessss

@blkgrlwrld 3 года назад

OMG saaaaame 😫❤

@aleisha414 3 года назад

I will absolutely be using that phrase!

@swone8187 3 года назад

He’s definitely a pilot. He was hovering over you all day w b/s. The nerve😂😂

@dffoosag3583 3 года назад

Good one

@swone8187 3 года назад

@@dffoosag3583 😂😀

@sohyangworld1544 3 года назад

Thats a knee slapper..😂

@astyledego 3 года назад

Yes the stigma with sexual health need to be addressed more often ! Once a guy cursed me out for asking him to get tested. He lied and said he doesn’t “have sex often”. I was like “sir all it takes is one wrong time”. I love this sponsorship

@avolovo 3 года назад

So true. Why is it hard to just get tested to protect BOTH of us? And make sure to take the right tests as some tests doesn’t cover all possible STD

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

YEP my friend has HSV2 and can pass it to a woman and *potentially* her unborn child. (according to him)

@CR-ce5lf 3 года назад

RIGHT! imagine being cursed out because you want to have safe sex....

@teniaosayande6355 3 года назад

that's crazy. and depending on his definition of "often"....no sir

@lovepower4899 3 года назад

Condoms are essential y’all. They protect against stds

@patrickcazer 3 года назад

Laughed way harder than I should when you said: “a wigga appears” 😭

@mrmagnetic927 3 года назад

Like a pokemon

@lilmissfire49 3 года назад

@@mrmagnetic927 gotta catch them all

@lyndoraburroughs-robinson5663 3 года назад

Ha Ha Ha

@blissin444 3 года назад

dude same! as soon as she said that i liked the video and started snorting LMAOO

@fremont111 3 года назад

@@graciousgrace7509 in the beginning

@batmayn 3 года назад

"Tattoo covered man who looks like a GTA character in Los Santos" IM DYING KELLY IM DYING OF LAUGHTER.

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

HAHA

@laurynsnook9211 3 года назад

“Maybe she a pathological liar just like ME!” 😂 The fact he couldn’t see that you knew he was lying is telling lol

@miss11blackwood 3 года назад

This was my favorite line 😭

@JamesonThomas24 3 года назад

He thought you were vibing with him, but you were actually vibing with your off brand Chex mix

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

“I thought we was vibin”

@lalights6 3 года назад

Now I'm craving chex mix

@pagansbasin6657 3 года назад

Kelly is the only news reporter I trust to bring mf Florida man news

@niaimanicooper7757 3 года назад

Agreed

@HannahKosoff 3 года назад

This is kinda random but i feel like she has the news reporter voice and look. She should get a job in broadcasting lolll

@nina_park 3 года назад

You caught all those red flags and threw them in his face 😭🚩🚩🚩🚩 the fact that he tried to explain himself and you BLOCKED him before he could 🤭💀

@JulianSteve 3 года назад

Kelly did the right thing👏🏾‼️

@southerngal8034 3 года назад

😭😭

@jazzupyourlife.official 3 года назад

Catching people in their lies and then destroying them is one of the most satisfying feelings. We're the same kind of meshy 😌

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

Great minds think alike. Honestly I would do this for a living for other people LOL

@jazzupyourlife.official 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps LOL Honestly. Could have your own show, "To Catch a Liar" and have a whole season dedicated to Florida men 😂

@DanceParis 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps, become a private detective, (international flying the friendly skies).

@devinp.2934 3 года назад

Red-haired Florida Chad: "I'm a pilot." Kelly Stamps: "So you have chosen death."

@Shanspeare 3 года назад

I love living a meshy life vicariously through you. Thank you for your service Professor Stamps

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I was just watching your recent video on 12 year olds going on 20! Ha

@sohyangworld1544 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps meshy

@imani0nline 3 года назад

This is the messhy behaviour I live for NORMALISE exposing liars especially if they are cocky 😌

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

This was the most satisfying moment of 2021

@Eyesis_1 3 года назад

This^^^^

@lastnamefirstname2390 3 года назад

Your wigga impression is top notch. Kelly Stamps deserves an Emmy for her performance. Also, congratulations on this flawless victory over a time waster. After a certain point you begin to savor destroying them.

@ln1299 3 года назад

Order of priorities when dating men: Values first, attraction second. You have to be attracted but character, not charisma, is the most important thing. Without values he will never respect you, trust will never be built, and your relationship will always be superficial.

@tajashania 3 года назад

ok this florida man storytime series is the series i didn’t know i needed

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

Hullo welcome back

@KB-pg1bi 3 года назад

Agreed! love when Kelly does the voices etc lol

@imsoyancy 3 года назад

It’s hilarious when a guy lies about a career that you actually work in 😂

@acivilright 3 года назад

"Wigga hot Florida man lies for cooch. News at 11." I needed this story in my life. Sometimes you gotta be petty.

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

😂😂

@taniachara77 3 года назад

As a hunty… I can say a man that gets too close physically on the first date (him lying down you) is a no no. You made the right decision! Creep alert🚨!

@fremont111 3 года назад

it wasn't even a date...dude just sauntered up to her and helped himself lol

@MaryJBlack 3 года назад

She's so pretty 😍 humble and talented! Kelly stamps gangs🙌

@kimbruh9674 3 года назад

I just saw u on Courtreezy’s vid. Why is you everywhere?

@Tiarose88 3 года назад

Phew chile for a second i thought the real Mary j Blige was commenting 😂

@MrTellitobi 3 года назад

@@Tiarose88 dwl , ssaammee

@neemasphere 3 года назад

@@Tiarose88 is that not the real Mary J Black?

@jessiemaiandrews 3 года назад

@@Tiarose88 holy hell I did too I was like damn how I get like Kelly

@TheNinjapancake14 3 года назад

Eating your food AND lying to you? The audacity

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

the algorithm wanting material lol

@TheNinjapancake14 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps I see you are teaching a masterclass on this very topic!

@tracys169 3 года назад

I fuckin' love this sponsorship. This should be everywhere, the ad. So necessary for people who are dating and sexually active. Nice one, Kelly Stamps.

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

YEAH

@daisy2538 3 года назад

He must be the one who disliked this. It was his only way to respond. 🤣

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

Him and his “boys”

@Iivinginfiction 3 года назад

there is no such thing is being too picky, you just know what you want and dont wanna waste time on people who will waste your time. the first red flag to me was that they never even asked if it was okay to even sit next to you lmao, dude just sat down and made it seem like he was staking his territory..

@bryannanw 3 года назад

Exactly! Not respecting people boundaries and not asking big red flag.

@PortraitofAsha 3 года назад

Precisely

@fremont111 3 года назад

yes, he was testing her boundaries big time

@kristacousins9502 3 года назад

ITA what a waste of time even entertaining these dude

@marre5469 2 года назад

I get what you’re saying but I think there are people who are “too picky”. People want the stereotypical man, who does x, y, and z, and wonder why they’re single. I think everyone should at least have a ballpark idea on the kind of person that they want but don’t put too much pressure on that person if they don’t meet every single expectation.

3 года назад

petition to turn the entire Kelly Stamps youtube channel into a Netflix series.

@roastedbeans2051 3 года назад

Seconded!!!

@cleo9297 3 года назад

Yesss omg

@ED-ie3et 3 года назад

YES

@jefftothefree 3 года назад

Don’t judge me but I despise people who waste our time! Especially in dating!

@apieceoflife2732 3 года назад

Exactly

@bougiepeaches5497 3 года назад

Especially as an introvert.🥴

@jefftothefree 3 года назад

@@bougiepeaches5497 That part though! 😩

@Heyitschy03 3 года назад

ur fineeee

@bennoreuter4393 3 года назад

People who draw joy out of our fragile attempts at changing our loneliness into something better. The way she talks about it is exactly how I picture women to talk about me behind my back. It made me more aggressive and today when I see a woman do this I leave her behind rather scared than condescending.

@LULUandBELLA 3 года назад

Kelly you need a burner phone for these Florida Man encounters at this point😂😂😂

@WandafulWrldWide 3 года назад

I was thinking that very thing! 🤣

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I normally give out my google voice fake cell but I forgot to this time lol

@itsdrea2353 3 года назад

That’s a great idea🤣

@VitalScoops 3 года назад

When Kelly walks in with a plant you know it’s going to be a good story 🤣

@zoleka4352 3 года назад

Right🤣🤣

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I’ve been taking good care of Cletus!

@meshiramoore1168 3 года назад

Any time a guy has called me their soul mate the same day that they met me I immediately get weirdo and lunatic vibes. Also yes, off brand Chex mix and Oreos are the shiznae.

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

correct on both parts

@dayvid009 3 года назад

When she said “a wigga appears”, I had to rewind to make sure I wasn’t tripping 😂

@BonBonWasHere111 3 года назад

I even looked it up thinking surely that word has a different meaning. But then I kept watching and the urban dictionary definition applies here.

@dayvid009 3 года назад

@@BonBonWasHere111 I knew what the word meant, I just hadn't heard it in years lol

@John.Asante 3 года назад

This guy sounds like he watched the Boondocks and embodied Ed Wuncler III as a personality

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

@LadyAstarionAncunin Год назад

I’m surprised he didn’t send her a smiley face.

@imani0nline 3 года назад

Ngl Kelly and her interactions with Florida men keep me going 😩✋🏾

@missbatson11 3 года назад

I see you on almost all of the videos I watch on RU-vid! Your comments always make me laugh & brighten my day. Just wanted to say hi :-)

@lunaluna6474 3 года назад

its sad how much this reminds me of my psycho ex lmao. he literally lied about having cancer so i wouldnt break up with him. and recently he tried to come back into my life but i caught him in multiple lies so fast. its insane how crazy some people can be

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

WHO LIES ABOUT CANCER NOOO

@LadyAstarionAncunin Год назад

He essentially said, “I’m a liar. I’m starting out with lies. I’m going to continue to lie to you. Date me anyway?” SMH

@brittleighjo 3 года назад

"Anytime I high five a man, I get tested." The best advertisement sentence I've ever heard.

@hansonel 3 года назад

Flordia Man: "I'm a pilot" Kelly- an actual pilot: "Oh really? Are you now...?" *engage BS detecting questions

@gagejohnson 3 года назад

There’s no telling how many “Florida man” stories she has at this point

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I have at least 15 😂

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I actually decided to go to Texas OOP MESHY. I already know New York City pretty well so I would like a different change. I like the slow pace I have in Florida and Texas is quite similar, but with less hurricanes and lizards lol.

@fridafrancisco2753 3 года назад

Less Florida man stories! Feels surreal to know you live so closeby! I'm in Palm Beach County

@eanu123 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps Them lizards be on some high disrespect. I'm sure were in behind dude eyeing your chex mix.

@KineticsWithKatelyn 3 года назад

Texas is awesome! You’re gonna love it!

@sincereiam 3 года назад

Maya Angelou said that when a person shows you who they believe them the first time. Good job Kelly!

@siddharthjayakrishnan 3 года назад

he sounds like the textbook definition of MUSTY

@PortraitofAsha 3 года назад

Dusty and crusty

@RaheemD 3 года назад

Alexa, play 'Ain't Shit' by Doja Cat 🥴

@sohyangworld1544 3 года назад

Not okay..

@TNACHN 3 года назад

“do I look like a couch to u?” IM DEAD 💀🤣

@LevelUpKorean 3 года назад

Lmao The second you said that he helped himself to your towel, I literally tensed. Like, full-body ridged, lmao. It's so cool that you can just go with the flow like that.

@mabelwynne 3 года назад

THE MUSIC, THE SCREENSHOTS, EVERYTHING, I WAS HOOKED ON THIS LIKE A TV PROGRAMME

@MissLauraSavage 3 года назад

“I want to know that you’re gonna be there for the long run.” YES GIRL, don’t settle I felt that one

@MmmASMR 3 года назад

Ms. STAMPS thank you for making my day better. You're truly such an inspiration sis. Keep paving the way💋

@firstname1317 3 года назад

I read in the news that a Florida man shot himself while showing off his gun. Imagine if it’s the same Florida man as the one in your story lmao.

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

HAHA

@annastayziaa 3 года назад

wow he really was horrendous...gives me so many flashbacks of war stories 😭 .... i wish men wouldn't waste our time like this just to have access to us. it's so awful. this is a big part of why i decided to just stay single.

@darleneg3889 3 года назад

The day Kelly shares her tiramisu you know the man is special 🤣

@antoniotula262 3 года назад

"The Lord sent me a tattooed character from GTA" 🚩😨💀.... Thx for the laughter!!!

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

He really looked like all the characters rolled into one 😂😂😂

@antoniotula262 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps I noticed different character types when i first moved to Fl. It was one big cartoon. Minority within minority, i can relate.

@dirtydeaconcharlesanthony9416 3 года назад

No man should ever lie to Kelly Stamps.

@mykalhenry 3 года назад

Not at an airshow. You have to be really brain dead to think that'll fly. (pun intended)

@TheDanaYiShow 3 года назад

I always get amusement from things that start with "florida man" and the fact that now it's a kelly stamps video makes it 10x better, love the videos, keep up the awesome content :)

@KellyGuidance 3 года назад

Hahaha Kelly you have such a knack for storytelling and such a quirky, funny personality. Thanks for making my Monday a little bit brighter

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

HULLO ANOTHER KELLY

@KellyGuidance 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps omfg. HI QUEEN!!!!! Kelly squared 🤩🥰

@mmmmmzzzz 3 года назад

It’s 2am but Florida Man + Kelly is worth staying awake another 20 minutes for

@mmmmmzzzz 3 года назад

I discovered this channel today and have been binging your videos so it’s exciting to see a new video for the first time since discovering you

@Ethya 3 года назад

These story times are riveting and are a great way to hear a story! Thanks Kelly!

@luzperras728 3 года назад

The dramatic music in the background - chef’s kiss 💋

@cybergirlk8780 3 года назад

Hey Kelly I love your channel! You are raw and to the point. I think its great your able to convey your point of view in such a matter of fact, funny and humble way. Lots of respect and Lots of Love. Keep it up.

@RuthTshilanda 3 года назад

I lovee your story times😂😂Florida is a whole new world

@elliegault 3 года назад

These stories are what keep me going in life

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

😂

@scoobysnax8127 3 года назад

I’m so proud of you, girl. 😄 I get such satisfaction from these moments.

@margaretvegan 3 года назад

the spatula is iconic. and I could listen to you talk all day! feels like I'm hanging with a friend 💕✨

@nailswithkams 3 года назад

We love Kelly’s storytimes

@sarahk.7004 3 года назад

Not even a Dominican man can lie so much🤣🤣🤣 (yes, yes a stereotype) but no not every Dominican man is unfaithful and a liar that’s every culture, thank God the gentleman I’m getting to know doesn’t fall in that category. 😊

@Jamie-mp7tx 3 года назад

Such a satisfying and educational video, another iconic one for the books. Thank you again, Miss Kelly Stamps!

@EssenceEtienne 3 года назад

I think it’s getting better in regards to black people having different interests outside the stereotypes which is nice. I listen to kpop but I love Kendrick Lamar and my family now just expects me to scream Kendrick lyrics but dance La di da 😭

@NeenaBell 3 года назад

I’m here for this!!! Yaayyiieee Kelly!!! One love from Jamaica 🇯🇲

@_hunnybe 3 года назад

"Not no, but yes, but no" Me when anyone at all approaches me

@sugarhighraccoon 3 года назад

I felt that satisfaction vicariously through you and loved every second of it. Thank you for this grand lesson on meshy-ness, Prof. Stamps!

@dreamchaser5758 3 года назад

The editing was superb when you were blasting Mr. Pretender via text....the music made it riveting. Flattering dress and cheers 🍻 to a lukewarm girl summer 😂

@relucilla 3 года назад

Kelly I love😭❤️ thank you! You inspire me to create my channel

@TiannaB444 3 года назад

*gasp* ATE YOUR CHEX MIX?! The ultimate violation!

@heymisshilda7355 3 года назад

For the last time y'all, black people, and especially black women, are not a monolith!! Hey Kelly heeeyy!! 😁

@PortraitofAsha 3 года назад

Amen. Your profile picture is gorgeous 😍

@heymisshilda7355 3 года назад

@@PortraitofAsha aww thank you 😊

@dreamAngelXO 3 года назад

Well done Kelly Stamps!! We love a messy and Well deserved moment

@flawlessescape8194 3 года назад

Always a good feeling seeing that Kelly posted a video

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

Oh thank you. It’s sold out but I waited on the waitlist for it and recently got it from Realisation Par! If you scroll to the very bottom under dresses you will see it. They have a short version though that is in stock.

@ThreeTwentyTech 3 года назад

Kelly, you're so comfortable with being awkward, I LOVE it! 😍

@improudofthem 3 года назад

This was incredibly entertaining and I didn't know I needed it thank you

@agnesbrolin6491 3 года назад

I don’t know what part I loved the most - the beach guy story or the sponsored plug! Kelly, you’re the best youtuber ever. 👏

@user-xc4nc5gv3f 3 года назад

that is one of the smoothest ad placement ever

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

Thank you I'm proud of this one

@TiffanyRaquelWilliams 3 года назад

I can relate 100% to not being or sounding like what I may be stereotyped as. Sometimes I can even get stuck in my own head, fearful of letting my creativity and authenticity shine through the awkward black girl-ness. I’m definitely taking a leap of faith and sharing my journey on my channel. 💖

@Bodybybabs 3 года назад

Story time was good todaaayyyy! Thanks Miss Stamps ✨

@travelmaltaculture 3 года назад

hi Kelly big thanks for yesterday's RU-vid seminar!

@OYOKO 3 года назад

You went all in, came through with all the receipts and annihilated this man. Mission accomplished 😂😂 I’m just hearing DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself.

@sherquanbeckles1685 3 года назад

Can't lie, I thought chex mix was a euphemism for a hot minute 😂😂

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

oh nooooooo LMAO

@sherquanbeckles1685 3 года назад

I'm gonna start using it anyway 😂

@smartie92596 3 года назад

I’m cracking up 😭😭

@VirtualChurchTV 3 года назад

Another amazing story time. Thanks for sharing your experiences.

@dawnmatthews9281 3 года назад

You go Kelly Stamps!!! We all have had some MESHY moments. Kudos to you!!!!

@fiona8937 3 года назад

Little did he know that soon after the whole internet was gonna know about him... :') lied to the wrong one LOL

@KellyStamps 3 года назад

I should've left the tattoos visible to save the next woman LOL

@fiona8937 3 года назад

@@KellyStamps HAHA right!

@CildaScotlandd 3 года назад

This story clearly describes most Florida wigga's. I love how petty you were Kelly. I am curious what his response would have been.

@chioma2844 3 года назад

This video was so calm and chaotic at the same time, I was always hooked!!

@pragya6413 3 года назад

Love your story times I was so happy after so long 😭♥️♥️

@kurlymeka 3 года назад

Kelly Stamp the youtuber who inspire you to be the best version of yourself.

@taraquinch1256 3 года назад

Aww, so true. She's also so much fun!

@mihaelaclaudiap..2 3 года назад

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” ― Abraham Lincoln Me: Correct! And I'm now watching Kelly and I couldn't be happier now! 🤩👍

@aliciatalentsgalore 3 года назад

You know you really crack me up and made my day. You my dear have restored my faith in RU-vid. The algorithm really got this one right. New subscriber! ☺😘👑

@sandslovestory3386 3 года назад

Hey Kelly, I love watching your videos, you are hilarious!! Thank you for all of the tutorials and inspiration for our page ❤

@deej6795 3 года назад

I need to get like you. I'm old af and I'm so tired of bs I literally don't believe anything a man says. All I need to do is get Meshy

@xUniquelyInfinite 3 года назад

I tried Tiramisu for the first time yesterday because of you, best decision ever 🙏🏽❤️

@ilostmyjacket3997 3 года назад

Your storytimes are always craaazyyy girl!!

@mariadez101 3 года назад

This video came at the perfect time. I had a similar situation happen yesterday and I almost felt disappointed in myself for trying to prove a point to a man I could’ve just ignored. Sometimes it’s just necessary to put them in their place.

@SeverineHowellMeri 3 года назад

Tattooed covered man who looks like a gta character sent me 😩 thank you for this story time ms stamps, you made my evening after a long ass day at work