Football Clubs are stupid. 

I really like how your titles are intuiging, almost verging on clickbait, yet when clicking the video, I'm always happy when the title makes perfect sense and is a perfect summary of said video.

Alternate Title: Man rages on puppy and dinosaur toys for 10minutes

As a proud owner of a Liverpool FC microwave I’m positive that the outrageous amount of money I spent on it will be the difference between us signing or not signing any player this transfer window.

"it looks like it lost all hope in life" that's the point. it's meant to be a relatable toy for young West Ham fans.

Don't let this discourage you from the fact that Liam was a footballer for Burnley football club.

2:24 I have never heard Vizeh sound so genuinely angry as when he’s pressed about a Liverpool microwave 😂

We got a Sheffield Wednesday Octopus and Liverpool microwave before GTA 6

0:01 wow what an intro

I've never heard Liam so genuinely pissed and it's because of a fucking Liverpool Microwave 😭😭😭

Clubs eshops need's more accessories like 80s.. subbuteo with team colours, board games with team name etc for kids and mens

9:45 man loses his sanity over a Norwich stegosaurus, 2024 colorized:

wolvesasaurus is an icon how dare you insult him burnleysaurus is a legend yet gunnersaurus looks like hes gonna kill me giving me the urge to bake him in a liverpool microwave (you forgot a man united teddy bear its face and arms is black but the rest is red tf)

Liverpool seem to be the one with the most scammy shop honestly some of the things are outrageous

9:42 I'd like to mention that they are also selling customized bricks on their website 💀

As a german, this is what I have to say about the Liverpool microwave: Total bekloppt!

The title is just so sudden and hilarious. 😂😂

What the- WHY DO FOOTBALL CLUBS EVEN DO THIS - I CANT, THE BEDSHEETS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT. 70 QUID FOR SHORTS? IM DONE, SCREW THIS, IM DYING

1:52 he looked like he wanted to end it all 🤣🤣

you should do this with other european clubs in the top 5 leagues like madrid barca bayern etc. would love to see the price differences between england and other nations

I can't wait for the United refrigerator. Or the City washing machine.

9:13 i love the change of emotions😂😂

I heard that you get a 20% discount if you call someone the n-word when you enter Chelsea's club shop.

In Germany, they have toasters for every club that sins the club anthem and makes the logo on the bred, and it has a good price because the fans decide, pretty cool if you ask me.

I mean, in the AC Milan magazine, they have an ac Milan power washer and potato chips. I just thought it was Italian selling this kind of stuff.

Looking at that Liverpool club shop, it's understandable why there's a group of fans that started AFC Liverpool (the AFC stands for Affordable Football Club).

what's even more crazy is the people buying these things.

It really is saying something about the state of the premier league when the big clubs can get away with a 100+ Pounds shirt. And you can get a Championship full kit for less.

Wait so we all thought of Bristol when he mentioned "The most championship club" didn't we

Football was a sport for working class people and identity of a city or town.. And now they are selling kits that cost 200 euros!!! High time that fans start to demand salary caps, club expenditure caps and as well as oil money restrictions

"does a dog need a football kit now" well, many years ago, when my dog was alive, I did get him a Real Madrid dog shirt, still keep it around now that he's not around.

You'll get folks who pay this stuff because they've drunk the "most money spent on club equals most committed fan" kool aid. Miss the days where teams would keep the same shirt for 2-3 seasons, 2 at the very least. Now there is a new one every season lol, home, away and third.

The one football plush I would definitely consider buying is of FC Köln's mascot Hennes

Ok that wolves plushy look sick I would absolutely buy it

1:02 - you doing no they haven't is reminding me of those bloody ice cream twins from your bloody city LOL.

I just wish this video was longer cause the reactions have me in stitches

I don't think i've ever watched a man get so angry over a microwave before... I love it lmao.

imagine if in 2030 a Sheffield Wed octopus will cost £70 and a woking fc shirt will be £120

I remember when I was at a school trip in like 4th grade we went to Poznań. We visited the stadium of Lech Poznań and visited their shop. There was a Lech Poznań toaster, a coffee machine, speakers and now looking at their online shop there is even a gaming chair.

Vizeh please make second part of this 😂

That dragon looked like it had just heard about Huw Edwards 😮

0:25 If I were a Brunely fan I would buy that thing yesterday. Absolute must-have that one

Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t warmed up your leftovers in the Liverpool microwave

The Win plushy better come with some good luck aswell

Liam has two Everton dinosaurs on his shelf: One is a toy he bought on sale from the club shop, the other is a framed photo of Sean Dyche 😂

Every fan with affordable stuff and having it all vs hardcore fans being mugged off and selling 90% less. Pretty clear the path the clubs choose

Klarna and the like have made it too easy to add things to a basket and pay an obscene amount over longer. If you had to pay upfront no one would touch it.

This whole video has kind of a wild energy 😅 I love it

He should see the prices of the MLS jerseys

Bro you're giving too much heat to my team Liverpool lol. I haven't bought a replica kit for years tho...

Vizeh on a rant and I'm here for all of it 😂

people will buy .. then why won't they sell ... rather this just shows how much pople are ready to get fooled in the name of passion

1:43 definitely was not expecting to see my club in a vizeh video but here we are

why does every club need a dinosaur now?? 😭

Vizeh, i was not expecting this when i clicked on the video. That being said, a cracking video, creasing the whole time m8 😂

A full line of all Premier League Stegosaurus would be cool 😅

So if you ever wanted to make a sequel to this, I've got 3 words and 17 letters for you: AC Milan Rubber Duck. Oh, with multiple angles, too.

2:16 “Darling, bring the Liverpool microwave”

Haha, clicked on the video expecting a serious discussion about the Prem, and then get jumpscared by Wolvasaurus 😮. 10/10 😂

5:42 Bristol City came to my mind as well ffs😂

Awesome video Liam! 😂 I honestly enjoyed it and need more of this lol 🤙🏽 cheers

Loving the Viola shirt.

5:54 as an Irishman I have to jump in defend O'Neills their stuff is good quality and holds up well (even though for our domestic manufacturers I still prefer Masita)

That octopus is super cute! Who wouldnt want one? I dont accept octopus slander

I spent $210 usd on an authentic UCL Rashford home kit jersey from last season when it first released. Safe to say I’ll probably never buy one new ever again (and I’ll especially picky about the player I pick from now on) I could’ve brought 2… 2 vintage quality authentic United jerseys from the 2000’s with CR7 or Rooney’s name with that money

This was way too funny 😭

BRUH! I NEED TO GET THAT WIN PLUSHIE! NEEDS TO JOIN MY GUNNERSAURUS PLUSHIE!

Every Premier League football club is obligated to have a dinosaur plushie in their club shop.

A dog absolutely needs a replica kit.

Not gonna lie, before clicking the video I thought it was going to be about the money clubs spend or something. I was not expecting this absolute masterpiece 😂

Credits for Fiorentina kit 🤌🏻

Shutout to Fulham's garden gnome with the Phil Foden celebration

Kinda rate the Norwich cups with the player’s nationalities on them. They’re somewhat original

Stokes home kit is £60 pounds

IDK if it is just a coincidence or not. Seems like all the most expensive kits are Nike.

In Australia, I can buy the whole Tottenham kit (shorts, shirt, socks) for $219 (free shipping), which is 111 pounds.

I hear Sunderland are making a Nonceosaurus in honor of Adam Johnson

Things like this make people change the clubs they support😅😅

Most sports teams sell their cheapest items around 25 dollars (20 quid) 😂

The title is world class 😂 also the burnasauras should be burnleys new name

man that title-

The point of this video was getting to watch/listen to you having a breakdown over what we in America look at and go "Those prices aren't too bad." LOL I just went to the NY Yankees merch site and TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT THE PREM LOOKING AT THAT. $60 shower curtain set, $50 for a pen with "game used dirt" in it, $500 for a gaming chair, but my favorite: A signed helmet from Anthony Volpe who won a Gold Glove last year as a rookie.... $75K. Sanity is just WAY gone with all this. :P

This is just a guess, but no other fan use a higher % of their income on club merch than LFC fans.

Wolveosaurus mentioned 🐺🐺🐺 Gary O'Neil's barmy army

Microwave are crazy like if I walk into a store and I see an bad microwave I won't buy it. Also the dog that I like I will buy it from myself

I wanna see you do this with clubs outside of the EFL. Cause I’m sorry, as much as I love Barcelona, $870 for a pin with a tiny diamond on it is just insane

its 6 in the morning and i cant get back to sleep so i put this on and im genuinely pissing myself. Thank you!! 🤣🤣

Octopus toys are actually pretty popular...

The fact that everything from Everton was on sale 💀💀

Me thinking that 90€ for an FC Porto shirt is a lot, now i see that is a bargain

Tbf id like an octopus they look sick 😂 especially if big

The milking is unreal and it's pure hell for kit lovers / collectors (Rip Wallet 😭)

Bought the liverpool microwave for my everton supporter fan as a house coming gift. 😂

That Fiorentina shirts hits harder then every kit you showed us in this video

Hahaha the octopus bit cracked me up! Bro’s watched to much advanced anime 😅😅😅

Litteraly Vizeh: WHO THE FUCK SPENDS MONEY ON DINOSUAR TOYS Half the supporters for some reason: me

Clubs just love their supporters (ker-ching!)

On the bright side the PL teams did have free delivery and Carlisle are charging £6. Outrageous

I want an Aberdeen Octopus, not for that price tho.

These football clubs are now exploiting the love that fans have for their clubs😥

the items sold by football clubs are luxury items