Forspoken - Angry Review 

Democrats gonna democrat.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the only unrealistic part was getting community service.

Yet our 128 prisons are still overcrowded...🙄

They wouldn't have arrested her in the first place. Leftists from New York: "why is everything so horrible and dangerous around here? I better go vote for more Democrats!!!".

@@buddykaiser2380 "we need jail reform and justice reform and to quit jailing black men!" 2 years later "omg why are so many random people being assaulted?!"

Oof.

You misspelled Foreskin.

@@Icarusv2x nah, forspoken is better because frey was forspoken in her father's life, lol.

Wait, isn't that already the story of Devil May Cry 5?

@@NeroDeAngelo ."Its an obligation"

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"This, is the writer for the whole game? Are you FUCKING serious?!!"

its written for 13-14 year olds.

It's written for woke, sad, irrelevant people. Her whole story is literally "oh boohoo there's nothing special about me, pity, pity, pity"...but then she's suddenly just the most powerful person in the fantasy world. This is a feminists wet dream made into some weird pseudo anime derivative for nerds....

That’s woke writing for ya. Make your protagonist a black woman and then she doesn’t need character development because how dare you suggest a black woman isn’t perfect.

@@DGiovanni do you even know what woke means??? Also can we just say its shit?? Call it a shitty game.

it seems more like split. like multiple people writing characters, main story, side quest.. and not talking each other.

Angry Joe or Other Joe?

@@Vesperitis Yes

you mean other joe

Other Joe just killed me in the beginning "Yeah I'm ready to start For'skin, I write real good"

He really is an actor in this year.

Same here. It seems to be a common problem lately.

Confidence has most with faithfulness. Example Luke: I am a jedi like my father. Arrogance: Fuck you

Yeah alloy

Just typical woke bullshit.

That how we have Rey " Marry sue " Sidious

Exactly! well said

RGB cape is so stupid looking.

Literally my first thought

@@KiteoHatto made by MSI

@@KiteoHatto I think the cape is cool by itself but yes, it is completely jarring not only against subdued medieval outfits of the rest of the people but clashes even the high-fashion elaborate dresses of other three witches.

Thanks, that's all I needed to know, nobody wants more snowflake BS games

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Nah

Even 2000's rpg have better gameplay and graphics than Forspoken!

Just finished game and loved my experience of it. Great main character, good combat and amazing parkour. And the story was pretty good.

Nah AI is more advanced, this feels like netflix writers.

@@__-fi6xg I dislike Netflix but this is even like a lower quality

@@__-fi6xg so Amy Hennig, one of the writers of this game is equivalent to a "netflix writer"? lol

No an AI script would've at least been hilarious to read / watch.

@@arvinjay336 Amy Hennig did some great bangers in the past, Soul Reaver for example. No idea if her quality dropped that far, people change sometimes( Matrix Wachowskys) and sometimes its the worst possible outcome.

Plus him acting so dumb so convincingly, just proves how truly smart he is! What a genius OJ is!

They were not real crayons, obviously. But yeah, sure.

@@xX-Anonymous-Xx I thought they were real as well.

​@@xX-Anonymous-Xx ugh no one cares bro

At least not the paper

Straight man and wise guy, a classic duo

Ride to hell one is his best video

😭

Sadly Pirates haven't cracked it yet.

@@Fataliese so true lol, its prob gonna be like 100gb not even worth the electricity bill to run my PC at night to download-pirate it

​@@silverhawkscape2677 Looking at this game, I think they don't even try

Loved this game

Chicks eh?

@@fantasyexplorergg american should never write anything in games/movies/comics/fiction like ever again.. they are the laughing stock of the rest of the world due to their mental sickness and heavily delusional mindset due to the woke/antiwoke propaganda in US

Modern technology

Because most people unfortunately are normies (i.e. never have watched/played anything fantasy related in their lives) and actually believe our powerless existence here is better 🙄

@@hoshikage3137 white power rule the gaming scene in US

i think it's fine to have some unexperienced writers if the studios think they have potential, but they definitely shouldn't have so much control over a project like this lol

Dei

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Ps 2.5

even the hyperealistic ps5 graphics don't mean much with how drab and colorless the whole game looks

His acting was better then the acting in forskin

@@P.W.N.ed_9000 this is definitely one that should have been cut off young...

@@P.W.N.ed_9000 i’ll probably fly next

By those generic by the numbers high school kids that think they're larger than life.

Joe said that he surprised that Final Fantasy team did this game, I'm not surprised at all after FF 15

@@Bodwaizer Having recently finished Chapter 9 after 60 hours of playing the open world.. this is sadly true. I can't even understand what caused them to design the story like this. The game's had really strange decisions, and multiple jump cuts in the story ("several days later" meme style), and so many control lockouts and other weird slowness.. It's, not bad, but it's just, it doesn't feel great. It's better than Forswoken, that's for sure, but it still is a very flawed game. Shocking to think the last GOOD Final Fantasy was on the PS2, released in 2006. Though, I preferred 10, which was also on the PS2, in 2001. That era of gaming will never come back.

@@AceStrife I've completed FF 15 at release, apparently it's a better game with all patches and DLC, wouldn't even care to check it out. Don't remember why, but I liked first FF 15 demo way more than game itself.

Leave Forskin alone

Not to mention that demos are rare these days

@@CYBER_MESSIAHNintendo does them regularly though.

@@ThomasVvV Nintendo still keeps old habits of game design and marketing so that's not surprising.

@@CYBER_MESSIAH Better habits… mostly.

@@ThomasVvV Nintendo hasn't failed us yet

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Man is dedicated to his craft. It's even better when you can see Joe or Alex struggle not to crack.

"It's too erotic...we need to change the terms of service"

Lord two-shanks is still my fave OJ character

DJ Mush Mouth

Damn good

when i think of angry joe, i think of the angry reviews - these are the best on the whole internet (: are you... are you... are you outta ur fckn mind?! is this blue? this is blue?! u want 10 bucks for fckn blue?!

hope he does a either sit together dead space remake review, or angry review that game after what happened with callisto protocol. would love to see him compare it.

There not the same as the angry reviews

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Opening sketch? All I saw was an ad segment.

Nah they’re cringe bro

@@koss41 L

@@koss41 Whatever man, we'll just enjoy what you're unable to.

@Evanz111 you stopped watching after the ad?

well, as i understand japan "isekai"s have extra neccesary part of transported hero being worthless in original world and borderline all powerful in a new one, so its at least a subgenre

@@alekzanderor5489 John Carter is all powerful on Mars. Due to Earth's gravity being so much stronger than Mars's, he is able to jump miles of distance and his skin/skeletal structure can resist almost all of the Martian weaponry. He is the edge that allows for the resistance to fight back. Dorothy immediately killed one of the wicked witches upon her arrival to Oz and within days had slain the second and more powerful witch. She had also been blessed by the Good witch within minutes of landing in Oz. The world (though part of her imagination) kind of bends its knee to her in almost every way.

The term you are searching for is Portalfantasy

@@alekzanderor5489 These genres who tell a the whole plot before even starting are incredibly boring

There are crayon shaped chocolates. Maybe its that.

I’m guessing that those are homemade chocolate, colored crayons I remember it being a trend a few years ago

@@joshL28 OJ baked cookies for the day they wrapped up the acting... might not be a coincidence

@@juliansanchezharris5773 OJ baked something? hope their Microwave oven is alive.

@@joshL28 Yea they where a trend all the way back to the 80's.

So it's a live service game with a battle pass and full of microtransactions?

Act man I'd a moron, funny but a moron. Just like ur comment is.

Act Man is kind of a loser lol

@@Pointman11111 I think he meant vapid games where identity politics and STYLE matter more than storytelling substance and real genuine craft in game design (ie Elden Ring and FromSoftware versus modern Battlefield and Ubi soft generic)

A bad game ≠ modern gaming. “Modern gaming” is about releasing an unfinished product and shoving micro transactions and DLC to theoretically flesh it out. This game is bad in the way that older games were bad too

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You wanna talk about immersion-breaking?? As someone who reads a lot of webcomics where the Isekai theme is super common, it really bothers me how this character seems to lack any sense of connection towards the world she spends a huge amount of time into. Not only is she super happy-go-lucky about things that she sees for the first time, but the model itself is so expressionless whenever she does.....anything. It makes it so hard to care about anything that happens around you when the protagonist themselves doesn't seem to care.

the capes look weird tho. They dont fit the world/her. Dnno if its her color or overal design but, cape just..weird. Her normal design looks fine

@Tia Gen it's only the pre order bonus who look weird and out of place the rest of the cape and necklace look fine and from this world

I was wondering about that. Normally, the gear you get in a game even if it's just for your character fits the game's world or has an explanation for why it's unique. They couldn't even be bothered here. Like she should be wearing robes and armor but instead, they went with a cloak and... painted nails? Just dumb worldbuilding right there.

Seriously, Other Joe made me hollar-laugh harder than any "professional" actor in recent memory.

Can you imagine what freak show they'll put on in the Hogwarts Legacy review? All the grey & green face paint and hooded costumes are coming out lol.

Other Joe's got too much integrity for the Oscars.

@@samuelfoster8615 Really, the only one?

@@Aarune_ I find most channels to be too similar to each other nowadays. It’s like they all copy and pasted one another because that’s how you get clicks. I enjoy joes humor and like the cast as they all have different opinions and can bounce off ideas

Best part Also im suprise Joe know about isekai🤣

There are candy crayons. They probably used those.

I could see OJ as a US marine. Glad he knows whats for lunch.

As a former marine we definitely ate crayons back in Vietnam, delicious would eat again. I always liked the blue and red ones.

I'd watch a series of these guys just dress up and making fun of shitty ass games all day.

FORESKIN ~ yessssssss

That still technically counts as isekai. It doesn't have the be a fantasy world that someone is transported to, just any world that isn't their own.

I used to freaking hate this genre. I wouldn't stop rolling my eyes at the "hilarious" attempts at extracting at least the tiniest giggle out of the audiences by watching the fantasy hero messing around a modern house or downtown. Yeesh. At least the other trope has something of the wish fulfillment charm to it. It will come out as a heresy, but I'm 100% positive Forspoken will have turned out a cult childhood classic for a good chunk of the 2010 female generation, with this whole edgy appeal. That's the reason I can't bring myself to hating it too much. Kids need this kind of escapism, even if not served in the best form.

@@yarpen26 So it'll give some people stupid ideas, and therefore you can't be too mad at it?

@@yarpen26 shit products are shit. No excuse. “Kids need this kind of escapism even not served in best form” yadda yadda bullshit

​@@yarpen26 I could see this game doing better 8 years ago before marvel overdid this kind of writing, and graphics alone would sell games.

isekais are so overfkindone now any attempt at it just comes off stale and bland

@@pikkyuukyuun4741 that's true, yet even mediocre isekais are better than this somehow

@@pikkyuukyuun4741 the only one I like that's relatively recent is called "my uncle is back from another world", the joke is that the uncle was in a coma for 15~ years in another world but when he comes back he still has his powers and he'd rather do anything else but talk about his experiences, like he's pretty good with moving on and he still kept his powers, him and his nephew just put up RU-vid videos showing off his powers

@@pikkyuukyuun4741 The only good one was Konosuba

@@wujekstalin1 Overlord?

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Truly one of the games this year

Yeah, I also heard it even can be played! Amazing!

Imagine if it was delayed. It couldn't be a game of this year.

It was a fantastically alright experience. Can be okay fun in a stream like almost all games.

"Hello!"

'I guess it touched this game' was on point. x')

Sure. Bang Bang ❗️ better?

comes in looking like me after doing 10 hours of concrete work XD

Same

Is this even consider a proper game??

Which I hope it will be

This game will go down as yet another chapter in the please Square Enix stop shitting your pants in public saga alongside Mindjack, Quiet Man, Left Alive, Marvel's Avengers, Balan Wonderworld, and Babylon's Fall.

@@sharpester7277 You said Left Alive twice.

"Sample obtained"

@@darthcinema4262 "There it is."

you guys willingly played until the end?

@@nicehomelander I did unfortunately

@@nicehomelander sadly yes

"How about you act like you're Rita Repulsa's college roommate. No, no need for a second take, we're going with that one."

@@fantasyexplorergg holy shit youre a slow one lmao

@@fantasyexplorergg it was literally confirmed luminous productions is the same studio behind the final fantasy franchise gtfoh

You know as a dad of 4 boys, who are all in and around the age this girl is supposed to be. I can agree that her dialogue suuuuuuuuucks. But she sounds like my kids. once they got out on their own, and the parental filter wears off, it is aweful.

You mean, i'ts not a *****ing god **** joke!

Alex’s Billy Mayes cracked me up good 😂

He really is good though.. I'm sure he doesn't mind getting "credit" while making over $150k a year.. I know I wouldn't give a damn about credit

Alex as Abby was his best role.

@@mas8705lmao alex was born to play that role.

@@DETRACT0RD00M he makes 150k a year? Did Alex tell you that?

Pineapple pizza of games?

@@bernardoheusi6146 More like Anchovies and Olive Pizza....

Hey I like olive

@@bernardoheusi6146 Sacrilege...

@@xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx anchovies are amazing on pizza lol

Dunno if it's the same team. Thankfully, their stronger team is working on FFXVI, the real Square Enix heavy hitter.

@@theperson8539 so hyped for the new ff i need more and I just can't get into the mmo one

@@sixinthehead3076 FFXVI character: did i just do that? I just moved shit with my mind. Ok that is something i do now

It was made by the ff15 team, but instead of Japanese writers they hired woke western people to make the script. Its shows big time.

Think I heard they rebooted the story half way through and the main writer couldnt come back for it.

If Joe says snow is white, he's LYING.

He’s just playing himself 90% of the time OJ on the other hand be playing everything lol

He's a real one

Oh good You're not one of the folks upset at him on Twitter for his sharing of his political and social opinions.

@@Gh0stGaminginc how did he sell out?

even injustice 2 gave you armor for loot

Hmm? Nowadays RPG term is soooooooooo fucking loose, but I still can't see why this game is RPG, fucking Far Cry series is RPG then too

@@fantasyexplorergg no way you're blaming the game being trash because Americans wrote it 💀 some of the best story games of all time are written by Americans

That’s why his reviews are always actual “reviews”. Like or dislike him (I love AJS) at least he actually fully plays it. Not like most others who get codes early and play the first few hours and rush to get a review out on launch day… that’s basically a preview tbh

I also recommend Mortissimal Gaming, he 100%s games before review and us usually quick about it

@@LOSTBHOY88 Preview and pre-review.

Except he doesnt. Even in this review you can see OJ also plays some portions. AJ even leaves the room and doesnt see some of the time OJ plays. The reviews are entertaining but I stoped trusting all of the scores he gives. It's been multiple times that he doesnt pay attention to parts of the game because they are talking amongst themselves. And then he complains about story and gameplay elements that were explained in those exact moments. But I agree, this game is crap. It was obvious since the trial came out

Indeed.

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Such a shame. The game looks really good at times. But that cloak is really distracting. The dialogue cringeworthy, despite the voice acting being pretty good. And just a barren world, yet beautiful in its make. So close, yet so far.

@@williamyoung9401 oh please, voice acting is horrendous

Not just the writers half this staff is eating crayons like the ones who are responsible for preformance and the PC port till the point a game that looks like an early PS3 game requires a 4060 because they jacked up the requirements too hide there garbage optimization

@@williamyoung9401 Ella balinska? The same person from that god awful resident evil show? A good actor? How about no

Indeed, To bad we dont get a lot of them in the last years

@@HappyDude1 lack of games prob does that

@@fatpotato190 There were a few big games he did not review. He does more tv and movie reviews now

oh damn it's been ten years? wow... 2013 feels like yesterday

@@kalui96 ive been watching him since 2009.

I think they were bubblegum lol

@@DuskCloneTTV I thought they were pocky sticks

@@DuskCloneTTV There's such things as edible crayons. I had edible paper back when I was little.

CLEARLY they were not real crayons, genius.

i just checked cause i've skipped the bloopers and yes he did ate the crayon, wtf

They will Mangle Though, Lol 😂 Although they don't look mangled or mangy.👀

Yep 100%. If you're doing the fish out of water thing then make the protagonist have the same sense of wonder we do exploring the world. Also, probably an unpopular opinion, but if you're going to do the whole wise cracking A hole thing, make them male. Sorry but it's just the truth. This stuff is always way worse when it's a female protagonist.

It would make more sense if they didn't go so far out of their way to establish her real life sucked absolute ass. What, is she missing her cat? Okay, I get that, but cats fucking die, she was going to lose it eventually.

You could just call it a classic and it would still mean the same thing without making you look like a thug.

foreskin? XD

Funniest opening ever

14:40 like Mega Man

16:00 she's insane