Uh-oh how unfortunate uh-oh howw UNFORTUNATTTE i know how much you like to fight so let's add a new problem to your night! btw if you you don't know Dee dee from fnaf sings that
i dont really like people like that i mean if someone doesnt wanna be with u or something happened and just wanted to take a break they shouldnt get the hate for it lol its not like they cheated
i am done with this i cant do it I am sorry this is not going to ever work i was wishing and hoping it would but it just never will *_lets ask the magic conch if I give a fuck_* 🐚 *_no_*
“Can I still date Caitlin then?” “So sir, you’re saying he fell directly on top of your knife several times?” “I know right! So weird.” Several hours later “Dad, I’m home!” “Honey, your bf is dead.” “What.”
"I think we should see other people" "Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "You really think i would cry over you" "I said i love you" "You thought that was true" "well guesd what player" "You just got played too" #dankness
I honestly had a guy break up with me and sent him the roses are red violets are blue but I'm a player one and honestly, these helped me so much to regain my confidence. I needed this so thank you Memellion.
I love when two girl/boyfriends meet and realize that they are dating the same person, who is also cheating on the both of them with another, and then they become best friends, join forces and do God knows what to their now ex.
@@cheesytoasty8822 well simple really, here's an example: "I think we should see other people" he said. "How about we just stay boyfriend and girlfriend" she said. "No! You ran over my dog because you were jealous that I spent more time with her! We need a break from each other" he said. "But baby, (in a deep voice) your my boyfriend" she said. You see, how it works is the girl is in denial because her boyfriend is breaking up with her. But he's the only one she ever loved so she tries being funny by saying "but your my boyfriend" hoping that maybe he would forgive her and stay a bit longer. Now imagine trying to friend zone a girl but she doesn't wanna get her reputation ruined so she does a switcher roo and friend zones you. That's just magic Idk how someone could switcher roo a friend zone, some sort of druid I guess.
@@pahadipilla There is a reason why you would've broken up with them. Them trying to gaslight you into staying isn't something you want. However, it's something I'd like to watch unfold as I think it could be really funny.
"How am I supposed to forget you when everytime I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage bins and dogshit" hahahaha. I'm dead. Edit: Damn over 500 likes! hey Ma! Look at me now!
dad " honey i have bad news.. " daughter" MY BOY FRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!' Dad " i have good news. I hit him with my car." Daughter" did you hide the evidence well?"
Dad: Honey, I have bad news.... Daughter: MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!!!!!! *cries* Dad: I have good news! Daughter: What?... Dad: i hit him with my car Daughter: Did you hide the evidence? Dad: ...... Daughter: ...... Police: *Knocks on door* Ma'am im afraid your boyfriend was hit by a car... Daughter: HE BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!!!!!! Police: Oh.....Ok *Leaves*
Sometimes some of these make me think of how terrible people are like someone wil break up and be easy and sweet about it and then the other person will just be rude and petty
