Funny Tweets By Single People That Will Put A Smile On Your Face | Memes Time 

I'm divorced and just wanna say to anyone who may feel lonely because they are not in a romantic relationship: You are better off being alone than with someone you have to settle for. FWIW.

Ove this I’m 64 never married or lived with anyone it’s great I do have a cat that judges me though.

I once saw a thing that said, “open the nearest book to you, the first word on page 206 describes your love life”, and the nearest book to me was my clarinet book, with not page 206. 🙄

Am older and married more than once. I have one living child and two stillborn. I have been very happily single for a long time, I have my son, his partner, and my doggies. I have full control of the remote and how to decorate my bedroom etc. wouldn’t change it for anything now. No answering to anybody about where I’m going, what’s for tea (my son cooks). It’s great for me but the only thing I miss is a cuddle and someone who is good at tying knots as my son is hopeless.

Love this one, “Being 30 and single is like being at a petting zoo that just has tarantulas and feral cats.” I hope I’m more like a tarantula (fuzzy, and maybe a little cute?), but probably not.

🙄 My mother used to tell us (her children) "Only boring people are ever bored," which is why I very much enjoy being single---for the past 38 years, since I divorced my husband, I haven't had to put up with anyone's "it's all about ME!" narcissism, and I'm never bored unless I'm foolish enough to be with someone I don't really want to be with.

Once when I was going through a self imposed break, a doctor asked me what I used for contraception. I told him celibacy.

After decades of marriage being single is a very enticing prospect sometimes.........

Dating is one thing but marriage is a big no no.

Any single watching this video who is mentally dating a celebrity and that person doesn't know that u even exist 🙃🙃

Others:

Me: I wish I had a man, to share my life with.

Seen most but havent laughed this much in a while, & laughter is drug & my choice of poison....o the high......priceless

The coconut taped to a mop got me..... 😅😂🤣

Girl who talks to her dogs.

Gummy bears holding hands? Geez, I have been missing something.....🐻🐻

"My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop." HAHAHAHAHA!!😂🤣😂

I'd really given up. Joined a gym so I'd have something to do in the evenings. Met my husband there, nearly 29 years ago (next month is anniversary). I'd always been supportive of couples and asked them where they met. Now I can tell people about us too. Don't get despondent, just get your own life together and with luck the other person will happen. x

People need to stop focusing on themselves. There is a huge world out there. Go explore and heal it.

Glad to know that it's not just me. There are several people out there who are the only singles left in their circle of friends.