The Funniest Fatherhood Tweets Ever | Memes Time 

I call myself a Successful parent,because, they all survived, my X and myself survived. No one in prison,no one on any FBI,CIA or INTERPOL list. We all talk to one another still, and my daughters 37 and 33 have not threatened to kill one another in years. Anything after this is a bonus😄😄😄😄😄

Edible burrito tape. Genius.

Yes, this is pretty accurate. To the parent who was trying to teach his kid(s) not to lie and felt like a hypocrite, the series Lie to Me had a useful song about "white lies" that I played for my daughter.

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The sad part is,I don't even have a kid,but I understand all of these,and have experienced almost all of them with my siblings (I babysit them ALOT)

Is it wrong to describe the directions to my house as "pull up the driveway and when you see the neighbor kids and hear banjos, you are there"

The dragon thing is hilarious

The ExplodingUnicorn guy is so hilariously funny, I keep wondering if his daughters actually say all those funny things, or if he is embellishing...😄

Doubt that meatball was more than 70% meat

"Bow to the King" awesome

Lifelong parenting summed up in 10 minutes

These had me in stitches. So funny. Now I don't feel so wicked.

Burrito tape though...

The meatball one cracked me up my Dad made great meatballs lol 💕💕

Thank you 😊 I really needed a laugh today, this is great 🤣🤣

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Ima send this vod's link to all those annoying people who ask me why I don't yet have kids. 🤣🤣

these are really laugh out loud funny - i mean really funny. are these really standuo comics? :} 😛🤭🎭🤹🏼‍♂️🤹🏽‍♂️

Great music