Garbage Retrospective Of Nintendo Entertainment System 

If you claim this video was not actually made in the 80s you are slandering me. Also check out my subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/

"My name is Kilian Nintendo." Looks like it's time to update the wiki, boys.

I found a stone in my backyard that had "a garbage guide to wheel" engraved in it

Kids. I'm 35 years old, which means I was alive in the 1980's. I can 100% vouch for the authenticity of Killian's account of Nintendo history. This is exactly how it all happened.

This video was made in the 80s, yet the average lifespan of a red panda is around 15 years. This can only mean one thing... Killian is a vampire!

So kilian's dad owns both nintendo and runescape. how interesting

What’s next, a video game console that can be played on the couch and on the toilet?

Kilian was behind every major event in history

"And it was all a dream. Meaning Mario dreams about being a princess." - Kilian

"If this company becomes a staple of videogames in the 90's , I'm going to call Bill Gates to destroy it" *Oh wait...*

I can't fucking believe Killian is responsible for the internet and the fall of the Soviet Union.

*Nintendo is just run by a DVD copy of Shark tale*

As a Romanian I can validate that the VHS-s did arrive and we still continue to this day to charish them for helping us in the 89 revolution You heard it, Killian is responsible for our democracy

Wow, remastering technology nowadays is really good!

I remember watching this back in the 80s on my box television.

I am from Romania, that took me off guard XD

"No, you just need to lose some import laws, you don't have to collapse the entire union. Mikhael? Mikhael! Ah whatever." -Killian, 1991

Kilian was the sole survivor of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. He became god and created animals, plants, and humans. But most of all, he created garbage guides.

Why havent i learned about You in History class

Finally glad to see this video again, and remastered in HD! It's been ages!

I never knew Kilian invented the internet and collapsed the Soviet Union. Glad you uncovered this video!

Wait, what? You made a Morrowind guide!? I need to find that.

"If this studio becomes a big hit in the 90s, I'm gonna ask my friend bill gates to destroy it" Never drinking while watching a Kilian video tape again.

Kilian is the reason Rare is dead now. This changes everything.

"I named them after people who will never be controversial, like Cosby" *IM FUCKING DEAD* Party: Cosb gigs Spcy Reub *O H M Y G O D M Y L U N G S*

The ussr was dissolved because Khrushchev couldn't play punchout. I knew it.

Did you just mention New Zealand without making a refference to LOTR?

this took a long time to download over my AOL connection, but it was worth it.

I always assumed the Koopalings were adopted. Like, Bowser found this street gang of koopas stealing something in his castle and was like "Hey there, you guys are pretty good at villainy" and it went from there.

Kilian has the coolest dad ever. First RuneScape now Nintendo. Too Cool Kilian.

In an alternate world where Nintendo Flopped

I have a feeling this was not made in the 80's considering that Saria's song in the legend of Zelda came out in the 90's...

Your name is Killian Nintendo ? I thought it was Kilian Experience all this time.

Everyone's favorite company forever! *Konami.* I died.

I got a real RU-vid ad insertion in the middle of the baked in totally real 80s ads.

am i the only one who laughed at "water the odds that in 30 years water levels" 2:48

Oh, that last one hurt a little. Telling bill gates to destroy rare. Now im sad. I guess I'll go to the library and look up how to send a letter.

7:56 I guess Spcy and Cosb stands for Spacey and Cosby😂😂

This video was made in the 80's. Killian makes references to things that didn't exist in the 80s. Therefore Killian is a time traveler.

Well, Kilian canon states he is older than god himself, so who am I to argue?

2:47 *Water* de ouds

This video is the most chronologically confusing video Kilian has ever done. I hope he tries to outdo it.

THE SALAD REVIEW. THE KILIAN EXPERIENCE. my heart can't handle this but at least i won't have a heart attack because it's the 80's and i eat only margarine

9:26 I always knew Kilian was behind every occurrence in modern history but this proves it

"I'm going to ask my friend Bill Gates to destroy it." *I'm DYING THAT JOKE WAS SO PERFECT*

I wonder what would happen if Kilian made a collaboration with videogamedunkey. Would it break the internet ... again?

Kilian: adults do not play video games Also Kilian: is playing games at 1,000,000,000 years old

The set up for the Die Hard/video found in Romania joke was legendary lol

"Enter a tree, No, it's brick I can't believe I killed a dragon with my stick" My new favourite poem

You're my favorite 80s talk show host, Kilian.

I liked it, consider making more of these 'from the past' videos, with references suited for the time. Great job!

OMG, I've been searching for this video for ages! Finally found it again. Thanks for uploading.

11:41 Pacman is realy a game about Thatcher vs. Miners confirmed.

"Rare... If this company becomes a staple of video gaming in the 90s, i'm gonna ask my friend Bill Gates to destroy it" Well, thanks for that! (T_T)

This reminds me of another particular recent educational youtube masterpiece. You know what I'm talking about. Awesome VHS tape Kilian, hope there's more to come like this, at least Nintendo has just taken off in their career now at the end of 80s.

We need Garbage Guide to cup and ball

Almost dropped my NES controller when seeing this was posted.

So was this the Kilian expirience

you have a really good sense of humor dude seriously comedy is the art of exaggeration and you nail it 99 times out of 100

I've been waiting for these videos and constantly monitoring your social medias.

Konami code is: In the future we will switch to making shitty mobile games and trading cards.

I reference the 'excitebike' to myself all the time, no one ever gets it.

4:37 I’m dying right now

1:44 no this comment timestamp isn't marking a joke or anything it's just for me that I always have the timestamp ready whenever I need to hear Killian excitedly shouting excitebike, and trust me I need to hear this fairly often.

I heard "New Zealand" but no Lord of the rings reference!

Ah the future looks so advanced with it's full colour 8-Bit graphics - I'm off to play Cosmic Chasm on the Vectrex now and imagine how amazing thing are going to get - My friend has a ZX-80 but I think the Vectrex is cooler as it has Carts and I don't have to wait 10 minutes for the text adventure to load. Next year I might get a CBS Colecovision (I wonder if they do a Star Trek game with Klingon Nipples in it) As I want to be able to play great games like Donkey Kong & Smurfs.

This is Kilian's best video hands down, it even beats the really old stuff.

7:50 lol he just got arrested a few weeks ago

New video hype!

I knew you Are Kilian Nintendo, not Kilian experience

2:03 This didn't go according to plane

Loved how "Spcy" and "Reub" was in your Final Fantasy party keep up the good work, 80s Kilian!

Clearly one of the funniest youtubers out there

I knew you had a connection with Ceauşescu! Since the first time I saw one of your videos (WoW garbage guide) you gave me this impresion. Firstly the accent, it might appear Sweedish, but it is not. Clearly when you were adressing us you were saying dragi tovarăşi, but at the editing you hid this, covering this particular romanian sentence with one of your jokes. But I still heard it, if you play the video frame by frame you can hear dragi tovarăşi, Ceauşescu's cath phrase. Secondly, you clearly like communism, in the WoW video you were keep saying "Khadgar is a shitty wizard". Everyone took it as a good joke, but I know its true meaning, clearly you were annoyied that Khadgar is not equaly strong and useful as the other main characters, you want everyone to be useful, to be *equal* Guess who also wanted for everyone to be equal, yes, Ceauşescu In the Subnautica you said that water levels are the worst, not because it is annoying to move around, but because it is *different* from the other levels. Another pro-communism fact. Guess who also liked communism, Ceauşescu. In conclusion, Killian is not only a communism support, but also Ceauşescu's helper, I won't be surprised if you saved Ceauşescu from execution and replaced him with another person. Maybe you even helped communism to take place in Romania in the first place. Maybe you helped Hungarians conquer Transylvania long time ago (since you said that you do videos since the begining of time). More research it required, but I promies Killian, I promise that I'm the man who's gonna expose you, I'll show who you truly are.

I just love how you use music from The Neverhood. Brings back so many good memories.

something about Kilian's voice is so soothing. thank you for all you make

0:28 -> HOME - RESONANCE BEST SYNTH WAVE/VAPORWAVE MUSIC EVER!!!

You are the best Kilian.

This was your best work yet holy crap

*checks RU-vid* ooh new Killian video *click* *gets to the halfway point* and now the security is after me. Thanks Killian!

Most interesting video about history of video games

When are you gonna do the Mass Effect 2 retrospective video?!?!

That was my favourite video from you so far, great work ^.^

I see you're steadily gaining subs. Good to see:)

KILIAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU !

Prepare for Nintendo to steal you ad revenue

"Castlevania was made by everybody's favourite company forever - Konami." I've got some bad news, 80s Kilian.

Awesome video, very funny jokes, great voice! Loved it!

I liked when you plaid whith sadam.

Can you please do a review of Norway!!!??? PLZ PLZ PLZ

Conker's '''Ruling'' song at 12:30. Trust me, I recognized it. Good choice. Love you. Much love from QC.

Great video! Keep up the good work man!

How can your name be Killian Nintendo when it clearly says Killian Experience?

13:18 you... MONSTER

I bloody love your choice of music. It's so rare to see a fan of Paganini these days...

This was incredibly enlightening, thank you for this rare glimpse into gaming history.

killian have my babies

Still waiting for a garbage guide to **Inhale** Unturned terraria dayZ super metroid Banjo kazooie breath of the wild persona 5 Mario Odyssey ghosts and goblins luigi's mansion final fantasy 7 ANDDD... *knack two baby!*

Holy shit you are putting so much effort into this. Great video man !

This was great; really great. Truly the Killian Experience. : D