Garbage Retrospective To The Assassin's Creed Series 

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I feel almost as though you are pushing a pro templar ideal, GET REKT EPIC STYLE LIBTARD

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I fucking died at that part.

Had me in stitches

BegbertBiggs that game was such a shame. It had really good atmosphere and a story with a good atmosphere, but c’est la vie.

Innit is ´leicester english

lol

@@chankahms6271 Legend

Jake Oo. They should of made rogue longer and the released unity after a further year of development and learning how to program for the now current gen

i like to imagine thats what happened

Not gonna lie, I immediately looked for this comment. Funniest line in the video lol.

xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx accidentally made the best AC game in the series

@@TheB0sss I like it, but I actually like Rogue a bit better, maybe just because of its scenery and less dickish character.

Black Flag: Great game, terrible AC.

Boat stealth sections

@@Hanfgurkenhasser kind of agree, i did love the stealth in that game tho

You know the usual

Im from Portugal and I can confirm

Actually it's more accurate to say it imploded

The way he casually says it just gets me every time

I have been laughing at "Portugal explodes" for 5 minutes

Turning on cheats so you can have epic battles in thunderstorms with massive waves was pretty fun yes

@@wellshit9489 I remember when I was playing Black Flag I was taking over a fort (as you do) but the entire time a massive storm with huge waves was there. It was cool as fuck and fun as fuck just bombarding a fort while trying not to die to the storm. Another time I had just attempted to fight one of the legendary ships (I think it was the one on the bottom right, the HMS Prince or something), but being a Ubisoft game the game bugged and the music and weather kept playing even though I had lost the battle. After that I swiftly went to the nearest Man O' Wars and started a fight between like 4 of them at once. Again, fun as fuck to board a Man O' War with that music playing while like 3 others are also hull to hull. I still haven't beaten the fast legendary ship in the top left though, that shit is difficult af. Other non-ship things were cool too (even though the ships stole the show); I actually kinda liked the jungle bits - it felt cool to just run around in a dense jungle doing shit. And the bit at the West coast of Africa was pretty neat too. Overall, Black Flag is a thoroughly fun game (even if the missions are quite repetitive and tedious) that definitely deserves a remake.

I spent so many hours listening to them sing , exploring new islands and more. It truly was the first strand type game

That was the fucking best part, omg xD

Carlos Porto when was that?

10:13

Kurt 104 thanks👍

Juh mappel Napoleon

Sounds like a line from Rick and morty S2E8 or S3E4

when i read this, "Fell in love with a girl" plays on repeat

"He can't decline cause cheese doesn't have opinions."

Kutlu Mızrak hey if the average person can’t spell the name of the place, its exotic

@@MrCurbinator trololol

@@MrCurbinator I mean it is american so should anyone really care?

AgroBabb Yellowstone edge lord. Bon voyage

@@MrCurbinator ?

That's so true though. Like "All we know about Ezio is his name and date of birth, so guess how we're finding this man."

It is actually study American Revolution here, in Ukraine

I'm sure a lot of people must look back at it like that

Dante's Inferno Why? What does language have to do with anything in regard to the rev war? I mean, civil wars for instance happen in countries all the time despite the participants speaking the same language. Sometimes diplomacy fails even with people who speak the same language. How is this difficult to understand?

Some guys don't want to pay taxes so they start a revolution tiny bit more but that's pretty much it.

@@totallyahuman5055 or you could be ultra-mega rich. No need to pay taxes then BABBYY

*Ubisoft totally not trying to appeal to americans Edit: wait 430 people actually thought my shit reply was funny?

TheMono313 which brings up the question, which war is?

@@valon5069 *NAPOLEON IS TYPING*

@@valon5069 Uuh... how about the 1st or 2nd World War? I think those are pretty good contenders.

Funny, I've heard the series was actually historically accurate. I don't want to dispute that but this makes me somewhat doubtful...

Vinícius I always look at it as a go to place for assassins creed

Portugal is just a province of spain

Why

Respect brother, we definitely have some amazing story, but everything great we have has been explored already

@@jqa16 ???????

If only the actual ending could be like that... Too bad.

"Tell me more, tell me more..."

@@math3000 did she put up a fight Did you slip her a pill Did she call the police Did she press charges, got you arrested ,and told them you were driving on your own so you don't have an alliby and looked her in they eye and denied you ever meeeeet heeeeeeeeeer

Is that what actually happened, I never finished the game

@@trialnerror3643 no. nothing significant happens.

@@trialnerror3643 literally nothing happens. But in the Legate of The First Blade >DLC< however, they show that Kassandra has a child who goes to Egypt and has children of it's own making so that Aya is a descendant from the Eagle Bearer, Leonidas and Pythagoras. (wtf). I loved the game btw

No it's egypt

@@fettaheker Yes, but not ancient. The Egypt people usually call "Ancient Egypt" is Pharaonic Egypt, while the setting of this game is Ptolemaic Egypt, which is Egypt ruled by Macedonians

@@gertvandenberghe5914 i don't get a single shit of what you sayed but I agree😂

@@gertvandenberghe5914 i think if they added a bit more Egypt to the game removed the beating the gods missions and added more aassasin to bayek it would be 3 times better

@@fettaheker basically egypt was just vibin but then alexander the great just (a macedonian) comes up and takes it all over thus spreading the macedonian steff over from greece.

Shiny Swalot true i had to look it up on youtube to figure it out

I spent hours on it since it was my favourite game but I never managed it, so I didn't get to finish the game.

@@dailyvolvo4830 even the legend himself looked it up on youtube, now i dont have to feel bad about myself

I ran around the whole town wondering where I should go when I wasn't able to jump up there. Had to watch a walkthrough.

@@SmileytheSmile I spent an hour on it... after watching a walkthrough

[World war 2] *looks away*

The Joke *Unnoticed*

World war 3: [grins menacingly]

American Civil War: *awkwardly shuffles feet*

It was the civil war. Rebels and yank blood still stains the south

necrotic256 apart from 2 and brotherhood they were the best tbf

2 and brotherhood because I'm old.

2 and Brotherhood because I am also old. Haven't even played Revelations yet. Played 4 and Origins a little. But I fucking love 2 and Brotherhood.

4 and rogue are the only playable ones, Syndicate was ok aswell for a while just cus the setting is cool

2, 2: revelations and 4 are my favourite, mostly biased on 2 because it was the first I played

*the same

A big pot of "We want to appeal to the narcissistic nationalism of uneducated Americans".

Civil war would've been great, Jesse James as a templar

Eleodie Maracavanya as a non American person i have 0 fucks to give, but fuck America tho

@@waelxvii8161 lol you from Europe?

Armed Wombat I don’t think any American thinks that.

Wrong, you only save the world once, by killing yourself. Assassin's Creed III was a poignant and philosophical masterpiece. I think.

@@Snacks256 oh ok

forgot revenge-plot

You missed the part where you do a failing missing and then do a taiking mission and then a taiking mission

@@Joseph-no6sn They actually stopped doing tailing and talking missions in Unity onwards.

I distinctly remember sitting next to my best friend and watching him beat Portal 1 while the July 4th fireworks were going off outside.

God is cannon in Assassin's Creed

dude, we got an ancient civilisation that not only created humans, but also artifices more powerful than /gamemode c, who can shatter the 4th wall despite having being wiped out by a humongous solar flare, we got fist fights WITH THE POPE, and your surprised that god is cannon

God is indeed a cannon. He fires ballistic missiles

@@igjozz5646 "the Pope" is a biblical ICBM, St George heavily misunderstood his role.

Man they trust themselves not to shit

Agreed, IMHO scenes where MC's like Altair and Bayek gloat over the targets they've killed are a little sickening, even after Altair learns his lesson it's difficult to like him as a character after that. As a lover of history their twisting of events to make particular factions and people out to be the villains whilst claiming to be "Historically accurate" is also extremely annoying, AC3's Charles Lee being the worst offender so far.

Biggest flaw of Ass Creed is that it became a heartless money grab by Ubisoft which became a short of evil corporation themself

The templars in Assassin's Creed 3 were the best, they did know what they wanted. Also, Ezio explained what the assassins really are very well.

I loved bayek as a character though

@@panq8904 nobody claimed it's historically accurate. There is a big difference between "based on historical events" and "historically accurate"

Total Casualties for all sides in American Revolution: c. 60,000 Causalities for the British Army on Day 1 of the Battle of the Somme, WWI: c. 57,000 tHE mOST gREUSOME wAR iN hISTORY: tHE aMERICAN rEVOLUTION

hahaha that's so typical of them thinking they're the center of the world, yeah you really don't take their words at face value.

The Revolutionary War was actually pretty civilized by the standards of that time. The British never shied away from atrocities, but this time they fought people of whom they thought of as brethren. So it's not even the most gruesome war fought on US soil, that would be the Civil War (on a World stage it's clearly WW2). Whoever wrote that, was either an idiot or tried to appeal to the vain nationalism of uneducated Americans.

Olle Rosenholmer I mean, that's not even the most gruesone war fought by US WTF? (Pretty sure that they lost most people during the civil war).

f1r3 hunt3rz umm, thats was by the French and Canadian devs/publishers, in what possible way is that the fault of the Americans?

Assassin's Creed Moonshine! Play as 1930's assassin Bugsy Siegel and smuggle alcohol across the border, aid fellow assassins Al Capone, Lucky Luciano and Nucky Thompson against the bloodthirsty Templars (FBI). Target high ranking Templar officers, such as Edgar J. Hoover, Charles Lindbergh, Thomas A. Edison, Henry Ford and Franklin D. Roosevelt! Available locations are: Atlantic City (starting location), Chicago, Ditroit, New York and Washington DC. 😏

It was an entry in ac unity, i think it was "assasins in the jazz era" which was from 1920 to 1930 i think

Yeah

*Chicago Typewriter intensifies*

Just rip the driving and gunfire from Watch_Dogs

He is a swedish red panda you puny human

I'm now really intrigued about these 10 taps of yours

Wow, thanks alot Macdonald!

Why did he mention Euros then and not Kronas?

Gothicfan51 Because most people dont know how much 200kr is in their currency

I have yet to see someone NOT saying good things about Rogue :P

@@Cerylion I like that game, honestly. Not as much as AC1 and AC2, but it sure felt nice playing as a templar after Haytham again.

Rogue is my second favorite AC.

I mean, Black Flag is my favourite AC of the lot, and Rogue is just... shorter Black Flag, except with an Irish guy and an occasional attempt on your life by Assassin's that can't stop whispering. What's not to like?

What the hell do you mean, everyone fanboys over Rogue, it seems everyone and their mother only wants to play as Templars in an IP called Assassin's Creed. Fucking hell it gets annoying.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!

@@alexyates9828 me too man.. me too..

that goddamn jump

That fukken killed me

11:15 oh mio babbino caro

9:11 The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky

5:57 Don't know if the tune from 'Team America' movie counts as "classical music" though :-p But there it is.

Andrew 12:11 dance macabre

@@thesweboy2873 I'll allow it

Ubisoft Montpellier should have made that game instead. Don't believe me, try playing the Rayman series, Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie, Beyond Good and Evil, and Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

Thank you.

F! Now I can't unhear it!

I don’t hear it...

Stitch is a swedish red panda confirmed.

Ohana means family

You forgot AC Rogue

@@emperorcaesar4311 I actually didn't have a chance to play that one so I decided not to form an opinion about something I yet to try for myself, though I heard its pretty good

@@OllieBright It's AC 4 but a different shorter story in which you get to kill the Black Guy who was friends with Edward Kenway . It kinda sets up AC 3 a bit and also Unity so it was basically made to fill a plothole on how Achilles lost all the Assasins and his leg , also who killed the Breed Cheesemaker and why ??

Ironically the only assassin's creed game I have ever played

Canlex I got PTSD from just looking at that

It'd like that scene from into the Spiderverse where he can't stop sticking to stuff

Canlex man I hated that soooooo much. It always made me want to destroy my PS4.

@@Crispycream08 It wasn't out on the PS4...

THE1NONLY1 I played it like a month ago...

[Southern Italy ruination 6.8]

I was disappointed, i'm serious....

What about the PSP game?

We don't talk about the PSP

That ds game was good. Didnt complete it cause got stuck

Just like the Simpsons had a great DS game, so did Assassin's Creed. Maybe Marge really is a templar.

As an IT consultant I must say that I'm very annoyed with that comment. The .it domain name is very rare, largely unsupported and is therefore bound to have issues. I find it distasteful that you give us the blame for this error in mismanagement. Edit: Guy I responded to deleted his comment. This comment is now extremely weird and I expect to be collected by a psychiatric unit at any point. Edit2: I was released from the asylum after a short exchange of words. Turns out that people generally acting in more perplexing manners over the internet, is a well accepted phenomenon and I was therefore diagnosed as totally sane. The staff was very polite and gave me a straight jacket as an apology for their gruesome mistake. I plan on using it for BDSM with my imaginary girlfriend.

Man, now I really want to know what he was talking about. Might you tell us about.it? Sorry, I had to.

I love your pfp!

Michael Dedrick I was so confused when he said that. Glad to know I wasn’t going crazy

Who is this Killian guy? The guy in prison?

Not just a mind reader. Remember how he was thinking for like 2 days for how to continue that one section? Therefore, he must be a /precognizant/ mind reader!

You mustn't had a shit morning then

you realize his videos take days to make right? He can't read minds. He can see into the future.

@@yourethatmantis5178 oh crap your right

@@aydingundogar9217 It's because the worlds is so empty,the side missions are meh at best,and the story itself tries to much to blend with the stories of the past present and future instead of assassination missions,we get tailing missions for more than half of the game.

But you could craft bombs

Anupam Srivastava I’m glad you like Revelations. I like it too but they kinda fucked Istanbul and Capadocchia

For me is brotherhood

wait, are you Christopher Moon or a crazy killer

What about assassins creed 4D world

Paper Assassin is freaking great too

Ass Creed Sunshine is my favorite, right after Super Ass Creed 64

It's a lot of politics in the raid and pillage simulator where you try to increase the radius of your murder blender until you can kill Templars on the horizon line.

But he'll be dead then!

nah we got the piranha plant so i think the roster is pretty complete now

He is already in smash who do you think caused all the characters except Kirby to get thanosed?

Thank you! I rushed into comments to see if anyone had pointed that out!

Its a fucking joke you dumfuck

Ecrusar I think he said that so people weren’t confused

But it would be better if this ended like he said in the video.

@@az12223 calm down dude, not everyone gets every single joke ever told...

Ndriqim Halili no syndicate is to blame for it not being so popular, it was a terrible game

@@TheB0sss Playing it right now, it's alright, not quite flawless, but good enough. The atmosphere is awesome, shit, there is a bunch of people near Big Ben singing "Rule Britannia". Combat is meh, love stealth part tho, feels realistic, until you get an upgrade that makes you invisible literally. Story is okay, characters are generic, but developed enough to me to not abandon the game (as I did with Far Cry 5, it was just boring). Gang mechanics are alright, the side missions aka the district missions are fun. Overall, I'd recommend it to someone who likes this British atmosphere as I do. If not - the game probably would appear boring or just not good enough. Can't rate the story since haven't finished yet, far from it

Unity is actually really good, though I played it with zero bugs..

Loved them both. Great gameplay is the reason I play video games.

Love Unity can’t say much about odyssey

Currently loving sending in my gang to kill everything in ac syndicate.

If u havent play it u'll never know its not that bad actually

@@syarifht5929 I played it, there's way too many microtransactions, terrible parkour and it's simply not an assassin's creed game, it wasn't supposed to be an assassin's creed game when it was developed, they called it assassin's creed to sell more copies.

common mistake about british women is thinking that sexual dimorphism exists it actually does not and the women are just the ones that do not have facial hair while the men have mustaches and beards british women are literally just beardless men

Exactly, thank you

The fuck? Of course there were women back then dumbass

Actually Syndicate is the worst AC as it was made by brainwashed SJW's.

@@sociallyineptspider-man2366 its a joke when Assassin's creed syndicate came out the NPC guards that you killed some of em were women and people were upset about even though female gangs were common in that time period

@Rob Bob For having an opinion on video games...?

Louay Attia no, for liking objectively bad games, that's called fanboyism

@@TheB0sss 'Objectively bad games'. Alright, I'll bite. I found games like Unity and Syndicate really enjoyable because they changed up the Assassin's Creed formula and made it more in-depth. The graphics were beautiful, the combat was more intuitive, the stealth mechanics were tweaked to be more immersive, the parkour was vastly improved, and the stories (especially in the case of Syndicate) were fun adventures that introduced us to some really fun and lovable characters. Of course I understand that these games have flaws, so before you bring up the infamous glitches that plagued Unity upon launch, I'm well aware. These glitches were not an issue for ME however, since I played Unity months after launch after it had been patched. I recognize that the glitches were an issue that certainly don't shine Ubisoft in the best light as a game company, but I'm not going to use them to judge the game in its current state. Because that would be stupid. All in all, those are the reasons I found Syndicate and Unity to be excellent entries in the Assassin's Creed series. Of course, this is all MY opinion, and you don't have to agree with any of it, but saying that they're 'objectively bad games' and calling me a 'fanboy' simply for liking something that you and some other segments of the fanbase didn't, is a bit narrow-minded, and certainly a dick move. But anyways, I thank you for allowing me the opportunity to explain why I enjoy these games; I always love a good discussion. Good day to you, sir.

Louay Attia I was indeed specifically talking about unity, I have no strong opinions on syndicate since unity ruined the series for me. Me saying it's objectively bad, I was referring to it's launch state, which I assumed you played because you're a fan of the series.

wach asa7bi

Truly the most powerful force on Earth.

@@plasmaoctopus1728 *cough* Black Flag was better... *cough*

@@DeadSpacedOut Agh! How dare You!!! Nah just kidding I actually would probably agree. Though to be honest, I actually think the first game was the best, at least as far as how cool it felt for a first time experience. Don't get me wrong though, the sequels still blow it out of the water in virtually every way.

@@plasmaoctopus1728 i never played the first one, damn :/ i only played Bloodlines, Revelations, 3, Black Flag and Rogue... since then it seems like AC is just complete shite tbh lol i wish they'd go back to their roots damnit!

thats a fat like

Assassin‘s creed 4 is the best

black flag and rogue struck the most for me

Syndicate is the best

No, the series had a stumblingblock in the form of III (still a good game despite its flaws, mind you) but recovered with IV: Black Flag and Rogue, and then it died when that Ezio wannabe showed up with the inaccurate French Revolution description.

What does that even mean?

"dirty Templar propaganda"

Dirty Assasin propaganda

they lacked the technological capacity to render civil-war era facial hair successfully. That's why they couldn't do it.

They can't get facts of any kind straight. No U.S. war has been *close* to bloody enough to beat the 30 years war or either world war. And, there are plenty more wars that'd beat U.S. wars if we don't count the war on terror as one big war *and* actually count the atrocities committed by Americans as what they are (as well as counting non-white deaths, Civillain and Terrorist)

Besides most soldiers in the civil war end up dying from Disease then in combat.

Your senpai is shit

@@thediethrower1803 I forgot the hundred years war Hard to imagine how

Better idea: Watch the video, finish it outside of the classroom, go inside, and finish the test before the scheduled time.

You could have set the speed to 2x.

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who?

Arin

cut scenes dont really tell you much.

Medusa is actually in that game though.

Holy shit I was joking but wow. I thought assassins creed was meant to be historical fiction

@@samj4820 Assassin's Creed from the first game forward has used ancient mind control devices as pivotal plot devices.

@@dingdingdingding5544 Seems historically accurate enough to me

@@samj4820 because a game were humanity was created as a slave race by aliens that were wiped out by a cosmic catastrophy and there are magical staff all over the world is historically accurate

He actually just made fun of how patriotic some Muricans are.

They call it patriotism, but what people make fun of is usually when that has crossed the border to nationalism.

No he made fun of U.S. Nationalism.

@@armedwombat6816 I'm sorry but what's wrong with nationalism?

The comment section is fucking stupid

Its bad