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Nineteen minutes of one liners from Gary Delaney at the Comedy Store in 2015. (subtitled) 

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Tour: Gary Delaney.com Twitter@GaryDelaney Facebook/Tik-tok/Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian Background: When you play the London Comedy Store they always record your set from their fixed camera, and you can get a DVD of it for your own records if you want. I found this in my office. It's a set from about 2014/2015 judging by the material I was doing. There's stuff from my first tour, which I'd just finished but hadn't yet flogged to death on TV spots, and from my second tour that I was still writing at that time. The audio is only recorded via the act's mike (i.e there's no audience microphone) so the laughter you hear is basically the same as you hear while standing on stage. It's a great room for comedy where the laughs come big so you have to slow down your pace to avoid treading on them.
I'm releasing full downloads of my first two tours exclusively to people on my mailing list in 2021. The first one 'Club Classics 2000-2013' drops on Blue Monday 18th Jan 2021. The second one at some point later in the year once it's edited. Join mailing list at www.garydelaney.comn if you're so inclined.
I've a new tour called Gary In Punderland on sale now for later in 2021 and 2022. It's all new jokes, basically stuff I've written in lockdown. Dates are at www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen from Covid 19 shutdowns, so don't worry I'm not planning on leaving out Brum, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Belfast, Norwich etc etc I'll let my mailing list know when new venues are added or when sold out venues drop social distancing and hence release more tickets. You can also sign up for local alerts.
I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist if you like that sort of thing. It's got 1000 jokes in it, none of which are in Gary In Punderland.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney Instagram @GaryDelaneyComic and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.

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@janebrown1706
@janebrown1706 4 месяца назад
I hope the Americans appreciate this bloke.
@victoriadempster6728
@victoriadempster6728 3 года назад
Oh my god I only discovered this guy at the start of a five hour train journey and have an hour left but spent the whole trip laughing hysterically and loudly much to the annoyance of other passengers 😂😂😂😂
@cosmojonesmusic
@cosmojonesmusic 2 года назад
Same thing happened to me. 😂
@donb3557
@donb3557 3 года назад
Don’t know why I watch him my ribs hurt from laughing so much!
@darrenyoung3102
@darrenyoung3102 3 года назад
My absolute number one, one liner comedian, I can watch Gary Delaney again and again, he is hilarious. And he is married to Sarah Millican, can you imagine the laughs they both have.
@alanbrand1383
@alanbrand1383 Год назад
Would love to spend day in there household must be laughs galore
@NoosaHeads
@NoosaHeads 2 года назад
One of my friends lost his son and on the _day_ of that tragedy, he turned up for tennis, explaining it was either that or stay at home and cry. He chose to take his mind off the misery, doing something he loved. Afterwards, some of the players (unaware of the event) were telling jokes. My friend started laughing and for those precious few minutes, he was able to get away from the nightmare of what he'd suffered, thanks to comedy. It was therapeutic and enabled him to get through a difficult period that most of us can't even contemplate. Humour isn't ever offensive, unless you _choose_ to be offended. If this friend could be cheered up by humour, 12 hours after being given the worst news possible, then we all can. Personally, I'd support a law that jailed anyone complaining about jokes. In this dysfunctional and miserable world, we need more ironic and "offensive" jokes, not less. Those who would say otherwise are enemies of happiness and don't belong in normal society. When I was at Gramnar school, in the 60s, we mercilessly lampooned each other. This is where and how, we learnt our debating and riposte skills. Nowadays, kids are so insulated from everything that they have no ability to reply to any remark. We're breeding an entire generation that is unequipped to respond to anything. All thanks to the miserable and sanctimonious "degenerate puritans" (sic) who tout themselves as the arbiters of good taste.
@localbod
@localbod Год назад
Very well said.
@harryp7346
@harryp7346 Год назад
I'm reluctant to suggest comics should be censored, but jokes can be offensive, even if you personally don't take offence. And I do think there is a time and a place for certain forms of humour - and that TV channels (and possibly other outlets) should be wary about the content they show. Gary Delaney is a blue comedian, I guess, but generally not overly offensive, in my opinion. Contrast this against some of the comics from the 70s who, rather than using wit (like Delaney does here) they might choose to get laughs by using a punchline like "black bastard" - or words to that effect. And not based on any witty wordplay, or clever story-telling, then culminates in such a punchline, but simply due to racism. And this kind of attitude feeds back into society. Of course, if you're not on the receiving end, it doesn't really matter. But unlike your Grammar school lampooning - which sounds inclusive - a lot of humour can be very divisive. As for debating, humour is not a key aspect of it. Look at someone like Boris Johnson - he's probably of a similar (maybe slightly younger) age to you, and uses humour whilst debating, but avoids all the key questions. It's not, in my opinion, a good technique. For a while, I think comedy probably was in a good place. But it is becoming overly sanitised, these days. But that doesn't mean that humour cannot be a source for bad (as well as good). The problem is, to counteract the inherent racism and discrimination of previous generations, the younger generation has swung in the opposite direction. It's much better to find that middle-ground.
@bazcuda
@bazcuda 2 года назад
The bus drivers joke is excellent!!🥳 Especially the irony of everyone being able to finish it off themselves 😂
@clungepoker6749
@clungepoker6749 2 года назад
A comedic genius and no mistake 👍🏻😂
@weskal5490
@weskal5490 6 месяцев назад
One of the best!
@fst-timer7107
@fst-timer7107 3 года назад
Saw this guy at a local theatre about two years ago. It took about four days for my guts to recover! I was gasping for breath. If you get chance, go.
@Ludifant
@Ludifant 4 года назад
I watched it twice, but I was a bit disappointed that he didn´t have any new material, the second time around.
@exceltraining
@exceltraining 4 года назад
haha good one...... reminds me of that comedy sketch ages and ages ago where they showed liverpool scoring a penalty in typical match-of-the-day coverage , then when they showed it again in slow motion, the keeper saved it........ too funny ..... (it was so long ago, I can't remember, it might not have been liverpool..... maybe alas smith and jones or not the nine oclock news or something)
@Blazervitch
@Blazervitch 4 года назад
his gigs in his tour Gagsters Paradise has all new material, watched it last night and it was brilliant
@sibennett9099
@sibennett9099 4 года назад
Making Games bore off
@maddogdaz1
@maddogdaz1 4 года назад
Making Games no need to put second time round!
@kevinbutcher995
@kevinbutcher995 4 года назад
change the language on your subtitles.......
@MYRIAMLATEUR
@MYRIAMLATEUR 2 года назад
He is really really good! Love it!
@JayTheRed8
@JayTheRed8 3 года назад
The best one liner comic, love your work Gary!
@ulysees-31
@ulysees-31 3 года назад
I liked the line he said once, "Went to see the walking dead.... or as she's more commonly known, Nan". 😂
@channelsix6005
@channelsix6005 2 года назад
Watched Gary in Epsom last night. Hes incredible. He even opened a portal mid performance
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 года назад
Well thank you.
@edylcnostrebor9722
@edylcnostrebor9722 2 года назад
Thank you for your Channel update. Thank you for the Funny
@AlanAHAPartridge
@AlanAHAPartridge 3 года назад
Fucking kills me this fella 😂😂😂 best comedian nobodies heard of
@RustGenk
@RustGenk 3 года назад
“Apparently the least sexy place for a woman to get a tattoo is Middlesbrough” 😂 ahhhh im from Middlesbrough and that’s very true 🤣
@paulbuswell6566
@paulbuswell6566 4 года назад
Having a shit day...Then I watched this. Fantastic delivery. My sides quite literally ache!
@batters4718
@batters4718 4 года назад
Paul Buswell I hope you have a good day
@flamingooneleg77
@flamingooneleg77 4 года назад
Paul Buswell you be his relative
@billmarshall8438
@billmarshall8438 6 месяцев назад
Why am I not seeing this guy everywhere?
@frankmageean6027
@frankmageean6027 4 года назад
Brilliant set. You owned that room
@mooseing22
@mooseing22 4 года назад
Brilliant comedy with a fantastic audience. Only recently discovered this man and really glad I have. Laughter is the best medicine.
@graemetimoney7002
@graemetimoney7002 4 года назад
Unless you're asthmatic, then it's Ventolin
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 года назад
Until your lung collapses. Then it's probably oxygen and surgery.
@k.locku2244
@k.locku2244 3 года назад
@@graemetimoney7002 you mean venting .....& your only venting a little ...when your school age,
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 года назад
@@graemetimoney7002 lmao. I'm asthmatic and that is both funny and true. Made me wheeze😄
@rooflessmofo
@rooflessmofo 3 года назад
That was tremendous 😂 Really funny and great execution.
@arightscepter
@arightscepter 4 года назад
"... only tonight its slightly less hurtful." That is so good!
@WonderWhatHappened
@WonderWhatHappened 4 года назад
I bet Gary writes his jokes and laugh out loud. Well that is what I saw looking through his window last night.
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 4 года назад
this is the best one liner set i have ever seen, fucking hilarious!!!!!
@billkramer2994
@billkramer2994 2 года назад
Love that he laughs at his own jokes w his screwy giggle!
@Jman-qv8xm
@Jman-qv8xm 4 года назад
“Huge Grace”😆
@MattiasA72
@MattiasA72 4 года назад
That was excellent.
@loudtowncar
@loudtowncar 4 года назад
I like the jokes but hearing the people dying of laughter it gold!
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 года назад
@LoudLexus 💥NEW COMIC needs ur OPINION. (Watch the "Time Traveler" set first) SHARE if u LIKE ru-vid.com
@richardgibson7277
@richardgibson7277 4 года назад
How have I just found this? This is BRILLIANT!
@ling6701
@ling6701 4 года назад
Thank you for the subtitles, really funny.
@blath19
@blath19 4 года назад
Excellent. As always.
@66Viscount
@66Viscount 4 года назад
Very clever material brilliantly delivered.
@Ultronmclovin
@Ultronmclovin 4 года назад
Great set👏🏻
@popeymadethis
@popeymadethis 4 года назад
Saw you trying this material out in Liverpool. Funny stuff, (sorry about the brick, I was pissed up)
@saschamayer4050
@saschamayer4050 3 года назад
😄
@Juganawt
@Juganawt 3 года назад
Are you going to put the tree up yourself? 🎄I love that one. Makes me chortle every time!
@MurrayJoe
@MurrayJoe 9 месяцев назад
He has a laugh that sounds like it’s the start of a Jimmy Carr laugh.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 года назад
Great set, awesome audience. They only got slightly offended(or rather disgusted) by one joke, which makes them a good humoured, open minded bunch imo.
@mplum590
@mplum590 4 года назад
The old McDonald got me... that was awesome.
@jamiehammond7401
@jamiehammond7401 4 года назад
"filled the escort with diesel " lololol :)
@TuxedoMaskMusic
@TuxedoMaskMusic 3 года назад
omg this is really clever i love it
@tmckain5532
@tmckain5532 3 года назад
As an American, 40% didn't get it, 60% I'm dying 🤣
@harveysmith100
@harveysmith100 3 года назад
That is how the British feel about American politics.
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 3 года назад
I'm also American and was watching Toast of London maybe two days ago and the main character mentioned something about "following through" in a shop. I didn't know the name of the shop although the set up gave me a clue, but I had no earthly idea what "following through" meant. I had to Google it. If you feel like it Google "following through uk euphemism meaning"; then rewatch and you may get another 3% of his set. And bonus, if you're like me and enjoy watching British comedy; you'll be prepared next time. Any other questionable bits, feel free to reply with a time stamp and I'll see if I can shed any light...
@tmckain5532
@tmckain5532 3 года назад
@Oddjob6120 that was the opposite of funny.
@tmckain5532
@tmckain5532 3 года назад
@Oddjob6120 bill burr, George carlin, Dave Chappelle, loui ck, Chris Rock, the list goes on. Stop with the stupid.
@tmckain5532
@tmckain5532 3 года назад
@Oddjob6120 best comedy has some basis of truth in it.
@garylawlor2288
@garylawlor2288 4 года назад
Pure comedy genius. Love it 👍😂😂😂
@jasonwawryk3821
@jasonwawryk3821 4 года назад
Quality laughs, Gary....nice.
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev
@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev 3 года назад
The 'Related in Norfolk' gag.... i kid you not, in a town called North Walsham the first street you come to is called couzens close.
@TASMAN-1
@TASMAN-1 4 года назад
Insurance statistics say that 1 man gets hit by a car in London every minute.... & he's livid !!
@kennyscott1089
@kennyscott1089 4 года назад
Tasman Poor fellow
@skodbolle
@skodbolle 4 года назад
The Escort filled with diesel absolutely killed me!
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 года назад
Killed her, too.
@huwjones1762
@huwjones1762 4 года назад
Killed her too!
@jakecooper5855
@jakecooper5855 3 года назад
Killed her too
@electroborg
@electroborg Год назад
And her.
@paulpresto673
@paulpresto673 4 года назад
BRILLIANT! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time - great comedy and delivery! I'm from the U.S. and I actually understood most of it! lol! Great job!
@k.locku2244
@k.locku2244 3 года назад
And we thought only trump had a sense of humour ...
@sed8me69
@sed8me69 4 года назад
WorkPlace . . . . *YIIIIKES* 🤣🤣🤣
@bg6012
@bg6012 4 года назад
The Jehovahs witness advent calendar joke was world class.
@jamesart9
@jamesart9 4 года назад
:) And for those who don't know . . . an Advent calendars have paper doors that open to reveal an image, Bible verse, or piece of chocolate. Or in this case, something special for SDA's.
@funboyone3765
@funboyone3765 Год назад
His delivery is much better these days
@marcharrison9847
@marcharrison9847 3 года назад
This guys well funny
@miker..
@miker.. 4 года назад
10/10 👍
@LANGI902
@LANGI902 4 года назад
That pole joke 😅
@DJDESTINYPRESENTS
@DJDESTINYPRESENTS 4 года назад
You are funny as fuck man I love your one liners much love
@jeanjunkkari
@jeanjunkkari 4 года назад
In Australia we had a show called COME ON KIDS , things that make me go hmmmm
@stevedyches4635
@stevedyches4635 4 года назад
Well, I guess you would have to beat it.
@decaf4450
@decaf4450 4 года назад
surely it's "come on, kids" & not "come on kids"
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 3 года назад
I want to buy a race horse and name it My Face. I don't care if it wins or looses, I just want people to scream, "Come on My Face! Come on My Face!"
@airmackeeee6792
@airmackeeee6792 3 года назад
@@geraldfrost4710 not a come from behind victory? 🤔
@gwankogbaset8517
@gwankogbaset8517 4 года назад
Truly One of the funniest performers I've ever heard in my life..Hope to find more of his shit....
@iseeolly9959
@iseeolly9959 3 года назад
Fucking brilliant
@youthofyesterdayrecords
@youthofyesterdayrecords 4 года назад
Dyslexics Untie!
@Morrisopolous
@Morrisopolous 4 года назад
Whoever named it, was having a laugh with everyone that suffers from it
@MrAnton1502
@MrAnton1502 3 года назад
You have nothing to louse!
@heatherhudson9891
@heatherhudson9891 3 года назад
Old Mcdonald had turettes. I'm ashamed to say I laughed right out loud. Gonna save that one for when I have friends round.
@momchilandonov
@momchilandonov 2 года назад
7:35 how does an ass make a yoghurt? Great joke btw :D.
@robotcapital4774
@robotcapital4774 2 года назад
He mean#s peaches make for horrible yoghurts.
@momchilandonov
@momchilandonov 2 года назад
@@robotcapital4774 No he means that what comes out of an ass makes for a horrible yoghurt ;).
@robotcapital4774
@robotcapital4774 2 года назад
@@momchilandonov but he's not comparing peach yoghurt anymore. just shit yoghurt.
@PiusXulu
@PiusXulu 4 года назад
Awesomeness. You should come through to South Africa, I'd love to open for you.. As a One Liner myself.
@brendancarroll9376
@brendancarroll9376 4 года назад
That’s 3 lines.
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 года назад
A lot of people say to me: "GET OUT OF MY GARDEN!"
@zoookx
@zoookx Год назад
​@@brendancarroll9376 yep, too much 😂
@Raildawwwg
@Raildawwwg 4 года назад
I love it that 187 people don't like this. "It's too funny."
@noelmciver8933
@noelmciver8933 3 года назад
Great stuff!
@RealBesty
@RealBesty 4 года назад
Love it 👍
@TheRealDrJoey
@TheRealDrJoey 4 года назад
I can't think of a better way to kill a joke than putting it in subtitles. What the hell were you thinking?
@AnaisIsAce
@AnaisIsAce 4 года назад
Dr Joey Maybe deaf people would like to enjoy comedy too??? 😱
@TheRealDrJoey
@TheRealDrJoey 4 года назад
@@AnaisIsAce Great, except the subtitles are stepping all over the jokes. There are joke books. I'm glad I'm not one of these stand ups having their material wrecked like this.
@pastorofmuppets8834
@pastorofmuppets8834 3 года назад
He's like a funny version of Jimmy Carr
@jadenrobinson8177
@jadenrobinson8177 3 года назад
Better than jimmy carr by a mile
@susanjewitt8783
@susanjewitt8783 3 года назад
@@jadenrobinson8177 Yes. He comes across as a lovely fella. Jimmy Carr doesn't have the engagement with the audience, more he shock factor.
@jadenrobinson8177
@jadenrobinson8177 3 года назад
@@susanjewitt8783 i watched an interview with him and he seems so down to earth, granted hes not as big as some like boyle, or howard but he has been on tv and he seems so kind. Really wanna see him live
@spencerwelchii573
@spencerwelchii573 4 года назад
Loved him on 8 Out Of 10 Cats and Mock the Week
@rooseveltbrentwood9654
@rooseveltbrentwood9654 3 года назад
i got to check that out. When i saw this my first thought was budget jimmy carr.
@guyanello7201
@guyanello7201 4 года назад
18:53 the man was so close to inventing the dab
@annother3350
@annother3350 4 года назад
This is Peak Delaney
@t.a.b6328
@t.a.b6328 4 года назад
Fucking gold mate ur gonna blow up and I’m the 601st sub
@terencejay8845
@terencejay8845 4 года назад
If you go to a wedding reception and nobody touches the buffet, where are you? Nuneaton.
@billkramer2994
@billkramer2994 Год назад
Look up Stewart Francis. Both these guys are light yrs ahead of their peers.
@YouTubeAlex666
@YouTubeAlex666 2 года назад
I do have pensions from previous jobs!
@waynegamble4752
@waynegamble4752 4 года назад
GOOD MATERIAL
@luqeprisecaru8507
@luqeprisecaru8507 4 года назад
and suddenly... they all come at once
@barringtonwomble4713
@barringtonwomble4713 3 года назад
@@jeffb3933 I thought it was going to be - they all unloaded on Gary's face at the same time.
@k.locku2244
@k.locku2244 3 года назад
And suddenly ; The conductor walks in ...
@stevetugwell9599
@stevetugwell9599 4 года назад
The Mrs got us tickets to see you in Aberdeen next year.Looking forward to it
@gardenlover9663
@gardenlover9663 4 года назад
I like peach yogurt.
@danieldugas2165
@danieldugas2165 4 года назад
Hilarious!
@steve-bk1qd
@steve-bk1qd 4 года назад
Nuneaton....genius...
@stevealbiston9544
@stevealbiston9544 3 года назад
Pretty fuckin funny!!! Used to watch Mock The Week all time when it first started then dint bother for ages till recent when av been catchin up a bit For most part there want loads from this guy till stand up bits when floors all his then I saw glimmers o gold enough for this to go on Watch Later list n good call cos this is v.good
@easy_rider
@easy_rider 4 года назад
Funny guy
@noelgriffin7914
@noelgriffin7914 3 года назад
Subscribed after the 1st 45 seconds.love yours tuff man
@kramer26
@kramer26 4 года назад
@13:35 that Israeli joke lol
@annother3350
@annother3350 4 года назад
Yeah -- brave -- but true!
@dave101t
@dave101t 3 года назад
that is great material, must be nylon, maybe polyester?
@northatlantic2723
@northatlantic2723 4 года назад
What's with all the hate here? Some of those jokes are seriously funny. The delivery's not perfect on all of them, but this is a club set, not a special. I find it amusing how he cracks up at his own jokes sometimes.
@timdowns8077
@timdowns8077 4 года назад
I thought when his girlfriend criticised his grammar during sex - he had to relent and say "sorry Nan you'll have to F off and watch it on the webcam".
@uncleray3354
@uncleray3354 2 года назад
Just discovered this British comedian. Thought I'd view all his videos. It's the SAME material, over and over and over.....
@Scrapzilla69
@Scrapzilla69 4 года назад
Gary, you are one funny fucker!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mattshepherd1736
@mattshepherd1736 3 года назад
Your funny garald
@chrisreaney1980
@chrisreaney1980 4 года назад
Some funny shit.
@robotcapital4774
@robotcapital4774 2 года назад
the peach yoghurt joke is comparing shit yoghurt to peach yoghurt, but not everyone dislikes peach yoghurt
@bartram33
@bartram33 4 года назад
The joke about Liverpool, sorry, its just that we heard you were building your own house through crowd funding.
@pippipster6767
@pippipster6767 3 года назад
Amazing how subtitles immediately neutralises the joke 😕
@cronut7113
@cronut7113 3 года назад
Im deaf so quite like them.
@lumarians
@lumarians 4 года назад
6:02. "Free Advent Calendars." 7:30 "So peachy of a joke"
@dmacdonald1988
@dmacdonald1988 4 года назад
Av never heard a joke and re uploaded as quick as that convent near coventry joke a swear ti fuk... Lived in Tamworth fukin spat ma tea oot man touché Gary man
@MadMax-fm8uz
@MadMax-fm8uz 4 года назад
Very funny. Like a smutty version of Steven Wright.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 года назад
Or Henny Youngman.
@rossshepherd9836
@rossshepherd9836 4 года назад
Or other comedians.
@RevMarket
@RevMarket 4 года назад
Joan Rivers
@oscartravis5740
@oscartravis5740 3 года назад
I love his Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect
@Grant.G.Simpson
@Grant.G.Simpson 4 года назад
old McDonald was dyslexic... O .. E .. I .. O .. E
@barringtonwomble4713
@barringtonwomble4713 3 года назад
Old MacDonald had a stroke...
@richardheaton800
@richardheaton800 Год назад
Where was this.. I'm desperate for a night at a comedy club. I'm from Manchester. Any ideas???
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian Год назад
That’s the comedy store In London
@richardheaton800
@richardheaton800 Год назад
@@GaryDelaneyComedian thank you.
@nonebiz2132
@nonebiz2132 4 года назад
How's a lesbian hold her liquor? By the ears..,
@Blazervitch
@Blazervitch 3 года назад
lmfao, took me a while but i got there
@barringtonwomble4713
@barringtonwomble4713 3 года назад
@@Blazervitch That's what she said.
@dylanharrington744
@dylanharrington744 3 года назад
Liquor? I hardly know her lol.
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