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George Carlin - Little Moments 

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....so in the midst of stirring up the shit myself a little bit from time to time, which I enjoy, I do like knowing I can always come back to those little things that make us all the same, little moments we share, universal moments, things that are so unimportant to us we hardly ever mention them to each other.
Did you ever look at your watch and then you don't know what time it is?
So you look again, and you still don't know the time.
And you look at a third time, and somebody says what time is it?
and you say I don't know!
Did you ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday, you keep thinking it's Thursday?
And it happens over and over all day long.
And then the next day, you're all right again.....

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@xh0rsex
@xh0rsex 7 лет назад
part of his genius is that he never really had any jokes. He just made comedy out of everyday life/events, with near perfect delivery.
@geores9152
@geores9152 7 лет назад
Yes, the most funny people don't try to be funny or try to make people laugh, they embody humor itself. It comes naturally.
@voodoo2130
@voodoo2130 7 лет назад
It's called observational comedy, an actual comedic style.
@gothcat54
@gothcat54 7 лет назад
Exactly! He was the absolute king of what is still referred to as "observational humor." He would look at everyday events, occurrences, situations, etc., and merely point out to us in his ingenious fashion how absurd and ridiculous these things were, or at the very least-could be. R.I.P., Mr. Carlin-you are sorely missed!
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 лет назад
James Bauer exactly.
@beautifullydark793
@beautifullydark793 7 лет назад
His comedy feels more like slightly nihilistic philosophy presented as stand up
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 года назад
I was too young for this man but Jesus man I would pay real money to go back and see him.
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад
😆😆! Maybe that's George's strategy all along: die, & when he comes back to do another show in N.Y.C., charge two or three times as much for tickets. Sounds exactly like something he'd do, right before surprising everyone again, the moment they come to pay for their tickets: "Gotcha! Actually my price for admission is the same. You didn't *reeely* think I'd charge hard working people $100 each, did ya?!"
@julittok
@julittok 3 года назад
I'll dig him out of his grave for 500 so you can see him, he would be proud of me.
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад
@@julittok 😆😆🤣 ...So nevermind waiting for Jesus, go see George! And that folks, is the best online joke this month
@neilmiranda6739
@neilmiranda6739 3 года назад
I was lucky enough to see him live during his last tour (he was working out material for his final HBO special). He was obviously in poor physical health but the wit was as sharp as ever. A true legend. I'll always feel fortunate to have attended that show.
@nickyvissicky79
@nickyvissicky79 3 года назад
Real money? Well I hope you weren't going to pay with fake money.
@genevaayte5302
@genevaayte5302 3 года назад
I saw him live about 20 years ago. I was laughing so hard and so loud, I had to put my jacket over my head so as not to cause a disturbance in the audience. He would be on joke 10 and I was still howling on joke 2. I thought I would pass out. He was an exquisitely talented entertainer. RIP.
@utkarshsrivastava4013
@utkarshsrivastava4013 2 года назад
Seriously I love and respect him so Much. Everything he said has happened to me at certain point the not knowing what time it is , taking Wednesday as Thursday....... Rest in peace . him and Norm
@saynotohookups
@saynotohookups 2 года назад
An entertainer who spoke the truth about many things.
@johntogher7356
@johntogher7356 2 года назад
my biggest regret is discovering him after he passed, would have loved to see him live
@SlimPug
@SlimPug Год назад
@@johntogher7356 i also regret that i seen him allot growing up but never gave his standup a chance, i remember seeing him in jay and silent bob strike back and thought he was pretty funny but little did i know i had no idea how funny and intelligent the man really was. so now he is gone and i find myself here watching his videos and not only laughing but also learning. his view on life and death are helping me through some of my own tough times right now and making me less afraid of dying. Rip to the legend
@herveyharms2852
@herveyharms2852 Год назад
M
@anthonyfairbanks4654
@anthonyfairbanks4654 4 года назад
He never told jokes. He told the truth & exposed everything.
@Dragon43ish
@Dragon43ish 3 года назад
yes
@ryanfoley2939
@ryanfoley2939 3 года назад
No
@jarjarbinks4368
@jarjarbinks4368 3 года назад
Yes
@omegakrest
@omegakrest 2 года назад
Yet no one believed him then, or believe it now, we still fighting each other based on what being thrown at us 😏
@anthonysmethurst6074
@anthonysmethurst6074 7 лет назад
We need him more than ever now
@rutherfordclan5693
@rutherfordclan5693 6 лет назад
Anthony Smethurst AGREED ANTHONY HE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH TODAY'S GOINGS ONS....
@zerithmunswyn988
@zerithmunswyn988 6 лет назад
In Carlin's own words.. if you believe there is a solution, then you are part of the problem.
@josephgagaoudakis6714
@josephgagaoudakis6714 5 лет назад
.
@1Atheeleyah
@1Atheeleyah 5 лет назад
We do, his name is Trump
@jeremiahhughes9588
@jeremiahhughes9588 5 лет назад
You don’t even know...
@Crooked_Mantis
@Crooked_Mantis 8 лет назад
R.I.P. George Carlin He spoke the truth and loved doing it.
@Neel-ff4mn
@Neel-ff4mn 6 лет назад
Crooked Mantis If he lived an extra 10 years, it would've been hilarious to see him react 2 today's political climate.
@randallbanks1589
@randallbanks1589 6 лет назад
And he didn't give a rats ass what anyone said about him.
@joehawks9825
@joehawks9825 6 лет назад
George is fully conscious somewhere
@seahawks1185
@seahawks1185 6 лет назад
They would of killed him, like they did anyway.
@sergiumoise5458
@sergiumoise5458 6 лет назад
true. but who cares about the truth. people went to his shows to be entertained, not to hear the truth.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
I came into this room and couldn't remember why I was here. So I stayed and watched this video.
@rosietoes9830
@rosietoes9830 Час назад
Ditto xxx
@hylkemon9952
@hylkemon9952 2 года назад
This is what makes Carlin the greatest of all time. He did this kind of everyday observational humor just as well as he did his usual incisive and scathing intellectual examinations
@kreasenchetty
@kreasenchetty Год назад
I have to agree with this. He was pure genius. All great comedians deliver a ranting monolog to the world which happens to be funny but are awkward to be around. Carlin is that brilliant, insane uncle that your parents don't want you hang around because he makes you smarter than then they are...
@lucyinthesky4682
@lucyinthesky4682 Год назад
Like Seinfeld
@stumbling
@stumbling 8 лет назад
I wish he was my Grandpa.
@SomeAHole
@SomeAHole 8 лет назад
Anyone like that would be an awesome relative
@phillyfan-182
@phillyfan-182 8 лет назад
He'd always have a story to tell. He woulda been great in the movie dirty grandpa with Zac Efron
@miceltusav88
@miceltusav88 8 лет назад
+phillyfan182 he shoulda BEEN dirty grandpa...
@ActuallyJamie
@ActuallyJamie 8 лет назад
+Ragnarok ChronofinNEW To bad he died 8 years ago.
@jonathanstone7273
@jonathanstone7273 8 лет назад
I wish he was still alive
@mark7s980
@mark7s980 6 лет назад
I once sneezed while pissing. I'm not sure but I think I saw God.
@justinregenwetter5240
@justinregenwetter5240 5 лет назад
Was it your god? Cause I'm a satanist but when I sneezed while pissing I saw Buddha
@blackdragonstory1122
@blackdragonstory1122 5 лет назад
I am not sure whenever the body stops you from pissing or you piss everything the moment you sneeze. I think this happened to me once.
@starrysky.3
@starrysky.3 5 лет назад
Pregnancy it happens a lot. If you laugh and sneeze all at the same time.
@ahypernova
@ahypernova 5 лет назад
You must be a Bull, then. Cause you must have seen BULLSHIT when you blew your asshole out.
@moonfire41
@moonfire41 5 лет назад
Or the ghost of George
@70italiana
@70italiana 3 года назад
A genius, a saint, a man with courage.
@lilpenguin092
@lilpenguin092 Год назад
He would laugh at being called a saint lol
@johnrockyryan
@johnrockyryan 10 месяцев назад
​@@lilpenguin092 he would 😂
@OGJbug
@OGJbug Год назад
Amazing how George's comedy still applys to today... Too bad how times are actually worse in this country.
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 8 лет назад
the man certainly had a way of looking at things, didn't he?
@DirtBikes_MathGarden
@DirtBikes_MathGarden 6 лет назад
todd krager undoubtedly
@kainezillah
@kainezillah 5 лет назад
todd krager Everyone Does’
@sharlahiggins5090
@sharlahiggins5090 3 года назад
I love how savagely brash this guy was. He flipped a middle finger to everything that was trivial and stupid.
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 3 года назад
@@sharlahiggins5090 too bad he's gone. He would be having a field day with the happenings of today; Coronavirus, BLM, the presidential election, etc!!!
@eziopichierri1127
@eziopichierri1127 3 года назад
I am such a hated person for growing up watching him. I have taken on a lot of his political views and people hate me because of it. With how fucking childish society has become and petty. people are so fucking offended at any and everything you say the worlds a fucking mess today. The sad part is it has a lot to do with how most people today think the fucking world owes them something its sad. Fucking people fight whenever they think something is being taken away from them its a fucking mess. Like this whole coronavirus bullshit and the riots. I would be up all night writing about the issues today but to cut it short. He was way ahead of his time. He just spoke the fucking truth and it made us laugh because its so true.
@TheDavidJAndrews
@TheDavidJAndrews 8 лет назад
I'm listening to this with headphones in the break room and I'm laughing like a hyena...my coworkers are looking at me like I'm nuts
@kylejaynes2949
@kylejaynes2949 7 лет назад
Fake news.
@AlysounRI
@AlysounRI 6 лет назад
I do this on a daily basis too.
@JamesSmith-cm7sg
@JamesSmith-cm7sg 6 лет назад
Maybe spend your free time getting out of that dead end job
@joehawks9825
@joehawks9825 6 лет назад
+Da Do just do it 😊
@lynnea7377
@lynnea7377 6 лет назад
I do that at work too I'm giggling in my cubicle and people probably wonder what I'm laughing at XD
@borgirvspitsah7329
@borgirvspitsah7329 5 лет назад
If you sneeze while peeing your body actually takes a screenshot
@jamesmcallaghan2767
@jamesmcallaghan2767 5 лет назад
I first saw him on the old edslivan show and he had a partner
@mulatto401
@mulatto401 5 лет назад
Holy shit that's funny lol
@yasersalehi3009
@yasersalehi3009 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@MrCaliforniaLivin
@MrCaliforniaLivin 5 лет назад
mojo risinggggg
@Gabe-lt1nu
@Gabe-lt1nu 5 лет назад
OMG 😂😂😂😂
@breathej.4872
@breathej.4872 Год назад
I haven't felt so connected to humanity in a ridiculously long time. Rest in peace, Carlin.
@liamsorrell
@liamsorrell 8 лет назад
Carlin is the best observational humorist period
@jayluciano80
@jayluciano80 Год назад
put another way, a real contemperary artist. a word master Hèeehahaa. a beautiful man!!
@hagegesamuel
@hagegesamuel Год назад
Pierre Desproges
@Njoekiezoekie
@Njoekiezoekie Год назад
Was*
@hooverdam7227
@hooverdam7227 2 года назад
His comments on the rich class dividing the rest of us is so relavant today in 2022. He was a genius.
@TheRealDustinNunn
@TheRealDustinNunn 2 года назад
People don't fight WITH each other. People fight AGAINST each other.
@Sparky-bc5zq
@Sparky-bc5zq 3 года назад
Scary thing is all this is still true about our lives today.
@calebsilvergleid9797
@calebsilvergleid9797 2 года назад
I mean, it isn't THAT scary...
@ruckus_l
@ruckus_l Год назад
Its more ture more then ever now in our lives today it was like this back then but it amplified to the point of no going back
@bratprica6383
@bratprica6383 Год назад
How is it scary? This is meant to be a wholesome bit to how similiar all of us actually are. Except if you're talking about the part where the rich divide us despite our similarities, then I agree
@caitlinhotaling6734
@caitlinhotaling6734 8 лет назад
I made the mistake of watching this while eating.........
@helios8369
@helios8369 8 лет назад
Your brain should've told you, STOP EATING! WE'RE GOING TO LAUGH NOW!
@fuzzyapplepie6940
@fuzzyapplepie6940 8 лет назад
cause your brain knows you'll fucking choke.
@dah500
@dah500 7 лет назад
+Pistol Nicu Sorin that was Fucking great
@kylejaynes2949
@kylejaynes2949 7 лет назад
...sooo you stopped eating occasionally, while you watched?
@MotorHeadMusicFan
@MotorHeadMusicFan 6 лет назад
you lucky person, I have had very hot coffee...
@meganhulan
@meganhulan 6 лет назад
"It's the third stage of syphilis!" OMFG I'll never get sick of watching. RIP Carlin
@edres80
@edres80 5 лет назад
❤🌻🌻🌻I wish you get recover❤⚘
@newyorkyankees81
@newyorkyankees81 3 года назад
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
@Paradise4-28
@Paradise4-28 2 года назад
I'd never get sick of watching you baby 😙
@mercutiomurphy2743
@mercutiomurphy2743 5 лет назад
Listening to this man cures my depression
@ibelieveinsomething3895
@ibelieveinsomething3895 Год назад
Underrated comment!!!!
@darkphoenix0808
@darkphoenix0808 Год назад
Same
@CD-pq1yv
@CD-pq1yv Год назад
He was totally fearless and told it exactly as it is. It’s funny, brutal and real.
@brentith2311
@brentith2311 7 лет назад
you ever watch a tv show and it cuts to commercial. and 2 commercials in you forget what you were watching?
@marcovortexbohler
@marcovortexbohler 5 лет назад
thats the point of commercials. To brainwash you with propaganda and program your mind. Stay away from tv my friend.
@trythinkingforachange4201
@trythinkingforachange4201 5 лет назад
I have not owned at TV for 13 years and do not miss it at all. Every time I watch it at someones house I realize how smart a decision I made. All it has is propaganda, lies and stupidity. One big reason America is becoming such a stupid country - that's how Trump got elected.
@cipher88101
@cipher88101 5 лет назад
LOL all the damn time
@get_1_juked
@get_1_juked 5 лет назад
Trump who is that..... JK who doesn't know him
@get_1_juked
@get_1_juked 5 лет назад
Oh wait people that don't have to a phone or any social life with outside world
@777nirgal
@777nirgal 7 лет назад
Carlin deserves his biography/drama/comedy/thriller movie, a monument and every his HBO special mandatory for watching in schools.
@aa1bb2cc3dd4
@aa1bb2cc3dd4 3 года назад
6:26 - I've never once heard him make a mistake and apologize for having to start over. I didnt even care... it actually didn't bother me, nor the audience. People just don't care about mistakes when you're this funny. Fuck I miss this guy. He was on my bucket list :(
@KatchRocketman
@KatchRocketman 5 лет назад
"You ever find yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house, and and you can't remember why you went in there? And two words float across your mind..." THE SIMS.
@idrislamkadem6460
@idrislamkadem6460 3 года назад
Hhh, right... what about opening a door with a key while forgetfuly start looking for the same key in your pockets hhh
@Rufinoman
@Rufinoman 7 лет назад
I've got tears rolling down my face.
@marys661
@marys661 5 лет назад
Me too !!!😅😅😅
@KathrynLiz1
@KathrynLiz1 8 лет назад
So sad he's gone... :-(
@holliemieir2168
@holliemieir2168 5 лет назад
KathrynLiz1 in ugh
@Abhinav-cs8tw
@Abhinav-cs8tw 5 лет назад
Gone? Where? He is dead, simple honest direct language
@mv1991
@mv1991 5 лет назад
@@Abhinav-cs8tw haha yeah. I saw that skit too.
@LivingHe11
@LivingHe11 3 года назад
@@Abhinav-cs8tw in the ground.
@reversed5552
@reversed5552 3 года назад
@@Abhinav-cs8tw D.E.A.D, 6 feet under. PasSeD aWAy... gone
@thomaspenderel
@thomaspenderel 2 года назад
I grew up watching George Carlin he's the greatest standup comedian of all time. I bought all his records, saw all his shows and a school classmate of mine and I did dueling Carlins in class. Dueling Carlins was us taking turns repeating a Carlin routine in his voice without messing up, that was in 1971-1973 and I'll never forget it.
@urkopetal6319
@urkopetal6319 5 лет назад
He is so right in ever way shape and form.
@addie6833
@addie6833 3 года назад
The Wraith george has explicitly talked about what comedy is; exaggerating certain parts of everyday life. of course he's not gonna be factual that's what comedy is, a joke
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 8 лет назад
STOP PISSING!!! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!
@elliotpaz2412
@elliotpaz2412 7 лет назад
Ny Jeep Adventurer every time to that part comes up, I always laugh my ass off.
@jasoncanterbury8422
@jasoncanterbury8422 5 лет назад
i've actually sneezed while pissing. no i didnt blow my asshole out but i did cover myself in piss... i felt like Rabb taking a shit at full speed
@kiannahlance1368
@kiannahlance1368 5 лет назад
@@jasoncanterbury8422 this made my day😂😂😂😂
@praetorxyn
@praetorxyn 5 лет назад
I've sneezed and made myself fsrt several times. Haven't blown my asshole out but it comes out hard enough I was afraid I had.
@Token_Nerd
@Token_Nerd 4 года назад
Proof of the Sneeze-Piss theory: @t
@bobf.5538
@bobf.5538 7 лет назад
Carlin takes situations that are universal..we can all relate no matter where you live .we all have things in common and George knew that best.
@colettelane3728
@colettelane3728 3 года назад
Right on, he was the best. ❤👍💯😁🙏😇💕
@dehitter7676
@dehitter7676 2 года назад
Got to see him in my small ass town before he passed. So happy I got to see him live. We need 1million of him today thats for sure!
@almilhouse9059
@almilhouse9059 2 года назад
We need a billion at least.... The other 7 billion are as thick as a crusty s h i t
@christianlacroix5713
@christianlacroix5713 5 лет назад
Carlin was a genius and philospher...he was the Mark Twain of our time...
@spoopy3963
@spoopy3963 8 лет назад
i would love to have met this guy
@josephconsoli4128
@josephconsoli4128 2 года назад
I saw Carlin live at this time - I never laughed harder in my life! It was the greatest live performance I ever saw.
@Cookeg04
@Cookeg04 3 года назад
Such a genius and everything he said is still true today.
@jerryanstey7058
@jerryanstey7058 2 года назад
And tomorrows
@ehendriks100
@ehendriks100 Год назад
So you see, humanity never change and never learn and that is scary shit if you look to his other videos about politics enz
@belladonna8425
@belladonna8425 2 года назад
A true genius of the human condition, society, and a master of language. A philosopher with perfect comedic timing, who broke things down to show the idiocy and madness behind the workings of politics, consumerism, capitalism, propaganda, greed, corruption and the mob mentality that has slowly decayed this country since it's founding. Entropy. He saw where it was all going long before it happened. I think he had a deep understanding of humans and society that comes around once in a century if people are lucky. He was a prophet for lack of a better term. That's why I think no matter when you watch it, it's all still true in every way. His observations were always DEAD ON. The only person I can think of comparable to Carlin is Mark Twain. And Carlin was even better in many ways. I doubt we will see anyone like him again in our lifetimes.
@patriciagoh5
@patriciagoh5 2 года назад
He had a mind like a steel trap...nothing short of brilliant!
@thetruephoenixful
@thetruephoenixful 5 лет назад
I was waiting for a joke but he never told one. He just said the truth. One of the best comedians in history
@efilwv1635
@efilwv1635 3 года назад
My all time favorite comedian! Not only is he funny and relatable, but he gets you to think.
@lacy.knickers146
@lacy.knickers146 2 года назад
Mine too!!
@richardpeers2565
@richardpeers2565 2 года назад
they called him the thinking mans comedian !!! 🙏👆🙏👍👍👍
@MrEmg3742
@MrEmg3742 2 года назад
This should be looped on every screen across the USA today. This is exactly the situation we are in today.
@mrjustinesquer
@mrjustinesquer 6 лет назад
He is a philosopher.
@Sheryl420Crow
@Sheryl420Crow 4 года назад
The poor are their just to scare the shit out of the middle class😂keep them showing up at those jobs!😭😂😂
@JJmoony
@JJmoony 3 года назад
Ain’t that the truth, “those jobs”. The most truthful gag ever
@isisnmagic1812
@isisnmagic1812 3 года назад
There not their.
@JJmoony
@JJmoony 3 года назад
isisnmagic1812 what?
@JJmoony
@JJmoony 3 года назад
john steel lolol
@JJmoony
@JJmoony 3 года назад
john steel To true!
@MA-rc2eo
@MA-rc2eo 3 года назад
A man ahead of his time.
@williamboney7371
@williamboney7371 2 года назад
The man was nothing short of a genius.
@KLW50ish
@KLW50ish Год назад
Here it is roughly 20 or more years later and all of his statements could not ring more true than they do today. This man so far ahead of his time. Genius!
@stevewells5450
@stevewells5450 Год назад
Straight talking dude hit the nail on the head with every sentence R.I.P. George will never be forgotten.
@cantho11
@cantho11 5 лет назад
This shit is funny cuz I talk to myself a lot and George got me.
@davidjones1480
@davidjones1480 2 года назад
We need George more than ever now because we need to laugh to keep from crying
@davidjones1480
@davidjones1480 2 года назад
God I miss him
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. Год назад
im sure youll find someone else son
@Kenlac92
@Kenlac92 5 лет назад
6:25 It seems as though he actually mixes up his joke set up here! I found that really interesting especially since he still politely corrects and then still pulls off the punchline flawlessly. What a legendary comic.
@zombiechick6643
@zombiechick6643 5 лет назад
Man I miss George. One if not the best comedian of this time
@susanhoh1414
@susanhoh1414 Год назад
Got to see George live in Detroit 50+ years, and his comedy is still relevant today.
@iggyfritz7150
@iggyfritz7150 4 года назад
I can't say enough how much I miss this Man. Guaranteed to make you think and laugh at the same time pure Guinness!!! God can we have George back? We need him more than ever 😥
@OAleathaO
@OAleathaO 8 лет назад
3:31 - Guess chain link fences need a sign that says, "This fence may appear closer than it really is." LOL
@idrislamkadem6460
@idrislamkadem6460 3 года назад
Hhh, really!!!
@newyorkyankees81
@newyorkyankees81 3 года назад
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
@csm5040
@csm5040 3 года назад
@BadDriversOfTennessee I can’t figure out what he actually means by that... Like I’ve never experienced what he says happens if you look at a chain fence from a specific angle
@saberiandream316
@saberiandream316 2 года назад
I had that happen to me all the time with the chain-link fence near the old house where I grew up.
@DowntownSound1
@DowntownSound1 5 лет назад
He spoke many truths...RIP👍🏼 ...who will do his job now ?......
@SonnyGTA
@SonnyGTA 5 лет назад
Trumps doing it now. Calling out bullshit
@TheDonna1959
@TheDonna1959 3 года назад
George Carlin....Funny! Brilliant! Truthful! Philosopher! Observant! Realistic! RIP sir! 🌹
@markgigiel2722
@markgigiel2722 3 года назад
I have seen everything Carlin has ever done and never tire of watching it again. Good comedians just observe our every day habits and dumb shit we do and point them out. George went above and beyond in a way that anyone could understand. R.I.P. George. He would say. Rot In Peace. Because he saw religion as just another stupid thing we do.
@WarhammerGeek
@WarhammerGeek 7 лет назад
My all time favorite Carlin bit. The second favorite being "7 Words You Can't Say on TV". Really miss Carlin. Sadly never knew about him until after he died. Really would have loved to see his reaction to the world now.
@johnrogers9481
@johnrogers9481 5 лет назад
Why can't you say, "i".??
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190
@mr.womblordofunmercifultor190 7 лет назад
"Pre-suck my genital situation!" My new favorite t-shirt. Probably shouldn't have worn it to that funeral tho.
@ericralph4657
@ericralph4657 3 года назад
There will never be a comedian like George again!
@gspendlove
@gspendlove Год назад
He had an incredible way with words, but the way he used his body and face to generate laughter was amazing. If you're just listening to the audio of his concerts, it's funny enough. But to see him perform had you falling all over yourself. You know how a natural phenomenon like an earthquake or tornado can cause fear, awe, humility, or a recognition of your own humanity and mortality? Well, George was a natural phenomenon that caused relatability and laughter.
@petermrgoudas7572
@petermrgoudas7572 7 лет назад
I am taking the opportunity here to say "Chapeau" to the late George Carlin. A dazzling and insightful fellow who knew how to convey, while putting his ideas forth and make you laugh in the process. Mr. Carlin zealously delivered his controversial and spirited presentations without looking at notes which demonstrated a remarkable knowledge of history, cultures, and capability to memorize an enormous amount of information, facts, and stories old and recent. George Carlin was simply "one of a kind" Thanks to the Internet; we can today appreciate and value his work as he brightens up the globe with laughter. George; the world misses you and will never be the same without you!
@berkaykucuksarac5921
@berkaykucuksarac5921 2 года назад
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@richardpeers2565
@richardpeers2565 2 года назад
all very true !!!👍❤️👍🤪🤣😜
@mesaorange2
@mesaorange2 Год назад
I got to meet him at an old job I had in the 90's. Very cool guy. His stage presence and real world personality were pretty in sync. Glad I had the honor to meet him. He will be missed!
@lightningshy5287
@lightningshy5287 10 месяцев назад
He’s making every day life hilarious, without telling it in a joke form. It’s his facial expressions and his tone that put it all together. 🙏
@davidscott7626
@davidscott7626 5 лет назад
I think what made George Carlin so funny was the fact that he related so well to everyone. White, Black didn't matter. He was so brilliant that race or any other bullshit didn't matter. He was one of us & we loved him for it.
@MartinEW
@MartinEW 6 лет назад
the sneeze pissing thing has me laughing my ass off on my bus to a cross country meet early as fuck
@lolopotatoes9397
@lolopotatoes9397 6 лет назад
The man is an Irreplaceable hero!
@acohen3951
@acohen3951 3 года назад
George Carlin you were and are still a genius of words and observations. You will be missed by any peopele, who actually listened to what you were saying and enjoyed it, as I always do !!!
@actionjackson1539
@actionjackson1539 Год назад
It was an honor to see him on his last tour. RIP GOAT.
@joneldiaz3264
@joneldiaz3264 5 лет назад
Binge watch day RU-vid recommends George Carlin Ends up with enlightenment
@michaellyon179
@michaellyon179 7 лет назад
George , You were and always will be the best !
@Filthy_Larry
@Filthy_Larry 2 года назад
The dislike button don’t work because George is perfect!!
@annabethdiana5857
@annabethdiana5857 3 года назад
That whole bit about language is philosophy at its finest. Much like his bit about relative past and near future. What a man.
@cbayer5012
@cbayer5012 6 лет назад
This is my favorite George Carlin bit.
@DeerDaughter
@DeerDaughter 5 лет назад
Sad that he died in June 2008 - before the days of Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump. So much material for him to totally go after with his unique sense of observation and humor.
@colettelane3728
@colettelane3728 3 года назад
George Carlin was spot on. He was ahead of his time. Thank you George Carlin for being you. They are laughing up in heaven I just know. 💕💯👍😁😇🙏❤
@kiuthrunlims1344
@kiuthrunlims1344 3 года назад
Carlin was the first person to ever think about those little moments.
@knucklesmagoo8097
@knucklesmagoo8097 5 лет назад
This man knew the key. His stand up spoke more truth than any other RIP
@Tommy-ns6xx
@Tommy-ns6xx 5 лет назад
I remember sneaking to watch this on HBO in 92' .. your mother never wants you to hear this kinda act at 10 years old
@EssaQasem_
@EssaQasem_ 5 лет назад
“Joey how are you”
@grandy2875
@grandy2875 3 года назад
Observational comedy at it's absolute best. The brilliance of this man is so sadly missed. Thank goodness for video tape and RU-vid...long may they both endure...
@mdshaijee399
@mdshaijee399 Год назад
He is the true legend of comedy, undisputed👏
@billlannan7767
@billlannan7767 2 года назад
All of Carlin's comedy was timeless you could play it at any time. And it would be relevant because he observed human behavior
@growingweedisfordummies4190
@growingweedisfordummies4190 2 года назад
HIM SAYING SORRY FOR MESSING UP THE JOKE AT 6 MIN IN IS GREAT. JUST CLASSY GUY. WHAT A GEM
@carolarnold9916
@carolarnold9916 5 лет назад
Oh my God..ive heard this routine before. It still feels like the first time. Im laughing so hard im crying. I miss him..nobody can make me snort when I laugh like our George.❤
@210mikeh
@210mikeh 8 лет назад
Greatest comic of all time
@sharonspeer418
@sharonspeer418 3 года назад
My absolute favorite comedian of all time! Wish he were here now- he would create a comedic masterpiece!😁💜
@jtg55
@jtg55 4 года назад
As an amateur meteorologist, the rain event is my favorite. "Louisiana's expecting a rain event," Holy shit, I hope I can get tickets to _THAT!!_ Cracks me everytime.
@ThatGuy21872
@ThatGuy21872 3 года назад
His "ever try to sneeze while pissing?" Bit gets me.
@jtg55
@jtg55 3 года назад
Me too! That one's just too damn funny.
@ThatGuy21872
@ThatGuy21872 3 года назад
@@jtg55 "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!
@hendrixtarantado2114
@hendrixtarantado2114 Год назад
WOW... Just amazing at what he does. Pure genius and a master at work. Made me forget about all the drama and problems I have to deal with for a while. Thanks for sharing this
@AAWAism
@AAWAism 6 лет назад
never gets old.
@axhegrat5109
@axhegrat5109 Год назад
I was fortunate enough to see him live where he repeated most of the material I had heared earlier but it didn't really matter. It was just as if I was hearing them for the first time. The greatest comedian ever.
@FultonsReviews
@FultonsReviews 3 года назад
Damn, what a pro. Such a smooth reaction to starting a joke wrong, yet he still killed the place! Legend!
@MisatoBestWoman
@MisatoBestWoman Год назад
*This man is an absolute treasure!*
@petrolheadsconcupiscence8081
@petrolheadsconcupiscence8081 3 года назад
These are so relatable. One of the funniest sessions he’s ever done!
@ralfhaggstrom9862
@ralfhaggstrom9862 2 года назад
I have not laughed like this for a very long time, and english is only my fourth language, he is a genius !
@tarakeairns9387
@tarakeairns9387 2 года назад
Thanks for more George 😂✨
@ChefT88
@ChefT88 5 лет назад
I made the mistake of watching this before the gym. Now I'm sitting in the gym parking lot in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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