Geto's 0 IQ Plan Was a Catastrophe 

That's what comes of creating a global scale plan based on an idea you had in the shower

Of course Adult Geto beats Toji since Toji can only kill minors

Fun fact: Geto is canonically more popular with women than Gojo, meaning he has the #1 rizz in the series

No domain ✅ No RCT ✅ No improvement over 10 years ✅ Lost to a monkey ✅ Mortally wounded by a child ✅ Is considered special grade ✅✅✅

There was a reason why kenjaku took his body. He had just a lot of space in his head

Geto really thought non-sorcerers would shit their pants when Mimiko and Nanako pull up

Calling it a plan is generous

Now that I think about it, Geto probably took Miguel in his team just to hide his racism 💀

Geto's plan essentially boiled down to "Suicide by Gojo" and Gojo refusing to play along.

“Geto… use your fucking brain” Ain’t no way you said that, that’s doing him extra dirty.

A little detail: in JJK 0 Gege didn't even know what Infinity was. We all like to make fun at Gege not knowing how Infinity works... But in JJK 0 Infinity wasnt even a thing in Gege's mind. Gojo was just a random special grade who was a really bad teacher. He was not The Strongest, he was just a random special grade, and the whole "the lasso is disrupting my technique" was likely an excuse for us to see Gojo beat up Miguel in 4K. Basically in JJK 0 the power system was so primitive, Cursed Techniques didn't matter that much, only Cursed Energy amounts mattered, and because Rika had the greatest amount, Gojo "would have to risk his life" to defeat her.

When Kenjaku entered Geto's skull, he found a lot of free space. This was useful because Kenjaku's brain is bigger than average

Geto kinda knew that the plan was shit but he couldn't see meaning in life outside his plan to end cursed spirits.

No domain, no RCT, no black flash. Bro was really ok with all that because he was “technically” special grade.

Kashimo forever catching strays in videos he isn’t even the center focus of. Rest in piss my favorite farmer

Geto also had to be a full-time throat goat to be effective (always swallowed too). Eating literal negativity to be OP when your friend was born with GTA cheat codes... that's tuff

It was all Toji’s fault……It was all Toji’s fault…….IT WAS ALL TOJI’S FAULT!!!

My take on Geto is I don't think he ever really planned for his "plan" to be succesful in the first place. I think he simply just chose to go his own path regardless of consequences and whether or not he would succeed. The reason why I say this is because when Gojo confronts him at the end of hidden inventory, he says that if he had Gojo's level of power he would have already acheived his plan and there is the line of calling Gojo the strongest. So he obv knows he can't succeed with Gojo around but would rather do his own thing than work under jujutsu high even if ya know he is a bit of a pyscho.

the only thing keeping geto afloat is the fact that he has better writing than most of the characters 💀regardless get this man to the mental hospital

The presence of disaster curses make Cursed spirit manipulation immediately one of the most broken abilities ever. Imagine having multiple Jogo level curses that can dog wash just about every character outside of the 0.01 percent.

Geto's not racist. He's ableist. Jujutsu potential is stored in the brain.

Ill never forget when bro pulled out the cologne😭😭😭💀

Rika had practically infinite cursed energy so she would have been a good asset against Gojo

Geto's plan: "Hey, Gojo, can you like, kill me? Like heterosexually."

Geto my beloved babygirl princess

With great power comes great stupidity

Imagine kashimo being the only farmer for the whole country of Japan and geto just occasionally showing up to check up on him making sure he doesn’t hire any monkeys to help him

Geto really let his entire world view get shaped by Yuki showing up saying “Wouldn’t life be better if we could perform genocide? haha jk jk,… unless.?😳”

Kenjaku did more to achieve Geto's plan than Geto itself

This might be one of the coolest and dumbest character arcs I've ever seen because it literally gives us a genuinely great motive that makes sense and perfectly ties everything together. And then Gege was so trigger-happy he went "Yeah, but what if he died OFFSCREEN?!?!" and he just replaced the guy he built up with a completely different character we've never heard of before practically on a whim! It's so insane that it kind-of works just for how 'what the actual fuck' it all is, you know?

Also when talking about rika Gojo says he would risk his life to stop her in 0 so clearly rika either is just strong enough to wear down infinity or has a means of bypassing it

This title is hilarious. You should make this into a series because, frankly, anime is full of villain plans that make zero sense if you think about them for even a second lol

Geto did let the shower thoughts go too far

His ideology was unhinged but his plan in theory was perfect imo. Kenjaku confirmed in shibuya that in ch 0, when rikas soul was still bound to yuta and he made that vow, that rika had endless cursed energy and unlimited copying. If it’s true that ch 0 rika had more cursed energy and not the time limit like current yuta, he may have actually had a chance. The recent 251 chapter makes me believe this even more if he unlocked yuta and rikas domain expansion too. Also, if he got ganeesh cursed spirit couldn’t he just like get rid of infinity or the six eyes just like that. That spirit was bustedHowever, this could be me glazing geto as he’s my favorite character writing wise

This is a lot of retcon and headcannon from my part, but there is one way to make Geto's plan to take out Gojo sorta make sense. 1. Rika can store CTs, Geto can extract the CT from a special grade curse when using Uzumaki - the downside is that because the brain can only hold one CT at a time, it is a one time use. Theoretically he can acquire all of the cursed techniques he could ever want and store them in Rika like Yuta does for later uses. 2. With extra power ups and his huge inventory of curses and cursed tools, Geto is a pretty scary fighter. Rika, as a curse, is also amazingly powerful, fast, and can supply nearly infinite CE. 3. Geto could basically do something similar to what Sukuna did. First, use Domain Amp to neutralize Infinity, and double team Gojo with Rika (assuming Rika can stay summoned while Domain Amp is active). Rika is a big deal, so Gojo would be pushed back. If Gojo undoes infinity, Geto can simply use more curses or swap to another powerful CT to catch him by surprise. I don't think Geto would ultimately win the fight (he and Rika both suffer a lot from being JJK0 characters), but in light of new events it could be a sound strategy.

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The biggest issue with Geto and Rika, is that jjk 0 was written as a one shot and wasnt intended to be a full manga. The character's abilities and motivations weren't as fully fleshed out, so Gege had to work a story into the preexisting jjk0

I loved this man as great narrative foil to gojo and he dropped one of the hardest memeable lines in jjk, but man if you think about it for more than 3 seconds his plan was ASS lmao

She took the kids but Luka uploaded

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The worst part about Geto's plan is that it wouldn't even work to eradicate curses. Jogo wants to kill all humans and replace them, but when his allies die, he believes he will succeed AND see them again a 100 years from now. So apparently, even if you kill all humans, you won't eradicate curses.

Gege really had to nerf this man Geto by not giving him RCT, Domain Expansion, Simple Domain etc just because he woulda been too OP for the plot to work otherwise. If he had basically anything besides his Supreme Art, he probably would've cooked up greenhorn Yuta for a meal, gotten Rika, then solo'd most of the verse.

Did everyone just forget about him getting kicked in the head from toji, that’s probably why he’s insane

if geto got rika he could put up a fight against gojo. if he learns domain amplification with rikas unlimited cursed energy he could 100% break infinity gojo would win cuz of his domain unless geto's domain (if he had learned one) was open like kenjaku's (thats a lot of ifs cuz geto is the potential man's sidekick)

Geto’s dumbass plan fell so Kenjaku’s plan could rely solely on luck until he got bushcamped

Bro you’re genuinely funny. Great video man

His shower thought became his plan😂😂😂😂😂

Bro was Eren but somehow even dumber

Kenjaku got better use out of csm than Sukuna could have because Kenny was collecting curses since way before getting his hands on CSM

theres so many flaws in Geto's plan it's practically a plothole with how little it makes sense. Edit: If Geto didnt mind killing sorcerers to accomplish his plan (geto clearly didnt mind cause he was willing to kill yuta) why didnt he expose the world to cursed energy/cursed techniques? He says at the start of hidden inventory that they keep curse a secret to protect people so when his goal becomes to kill people why wouldnt he expose the world to it?

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I’m not into jjk but I can’t stand Geto defenders. Compare kenjaku’s (one of the few characters I have attachment to) ultimate goals (evolution) vs Geto eradication it is safe to say Goebelles 2.0 is still more humane than Japanese Hitler. Plus Kenjaku is just using that body to its fullest potential.

Geto is without a doubt the weakest of the Special Class Sorcerers, this bum didn't even have a Domain Expansion.

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i love these videos sm lmao

Nah Geto's plan goes hard, flawless

Great way to start the vid big dawg🗣️🔥🔥

the kashimo stray gagged me like 😭😭

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Dude ur funny as hell keep up the great content see u at 100k subs if u keep this up

But Satoru, YOU could do that...

my king dropping bangers after bangers. Looking forward to 252 content

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Never stop posting big bro🙏🏿

I mean, he does have that one line of saying that monkeys are only good for curse collecting and getting money, so I guess in the latter example he would allow the non-sorcerors to live to keep society running?

That intro made me subscribe 😂

Best cold opening I've ever seen in a Geto video

I feel like Geto has a huge potential but kinda wasted. -He shouldn't have died in jjk0. Just make it so that Kenjaku heals him and they make a binding vow or somethin (like yuji and sukuna). Him sealing Gojo would be a perfect plan, he doesn't want to kill his best friend but he can't really win against him therefore sealing him for the time until he's done with his plans is the best option. And also him and Kenjaku have similarities in their plans, evolving humanity etc. At this point I feel like Ken is just Geto's copy but not wasted... Why do this when you can just have Geto with those goals? -Him losing to Yuta is kinda lame. He's one of the strongest sorcerers with plenty of experience while Yuta is a new student with no experience. I guess Geto can lose this fight due to underestimating Yuta, but him being in near-death state after their duel doesn't feel right, especially since Yuta is just fine. -Real shame we didn't see how he met his "family", why did they join him, why did they believe in him? Perhaps they were treated badly by non-sorcerers as well? Show tells us that in some places sorcerers are treated lik crap but the only example of this we got to see was Mimiko and Nanako, wish the series explored this more. In general I think it's a real shame that Geto was just left behind by the author and replaced with some weird brain with teeth. We could've explored his character more, not leave it just because he "died" in vol 0.

I respect the play with Zoro appearing in 6:04 Truly, one of the greatest anime youtubers of all time.

looking clean king

If you can detect ssues in a manipulator’s plans, then that’s how you know that he’s not a very good one.

the opening 🤣🤣

Bro I dont know how people can still like him after everything he did, even when Gojo was going to deal the death blow he says he f hate monkeys, zero remorse zero regrets zero recognition and self awareness that not all humans are trash. He himself is trash and its crazy people be defending him when he chose this path. I guess theres a reason why Gojo reminisces before he goes f crazy.

Proud #1 geto hater here, subbing and saying a big THANKS for the upload ☝😌 5:38 never mind, i unsubbed 😮‍💨

Arguably- Geto DID go through a hard time, and that hard time is what led to him snapping. But he is also insane

To Geto’s defense domain expansions prolly weren’t made by the time of jjk0 by Gege. He even said Rika could’ve beat him so maybe Infinity wasn’t as OP before. And he was prolly spying on Jujutsu Tech and learned of Rika the QUEEN OF CURSES. Hell even Sukuna knew about the title in Shinjuku

2:41 "if gojo on a whim decided not to love geto more than anything and unconditionally" facts my brother!! spit your shit indeed

1 thing to always remember is that Geto at the end of JJK0 and "Geto" at the beginning of JJK are 2 different people with kinda, but not really the same plan.

If sukuna needs two hands to use his world cutting slash how did he fire it off against Gojo with one hand after eating that hallow purple?

This presentation was fire af, W video no cap 🔥🔥🔥Geto is fire & is strong, but I’d have to give it to Toji (glazing). Maki was throwing hands with 15F “unhindered” Meguna js lol. He’d beat adult ghetto into a diverse community activist for the jujutsu workplace 😂

Geto is my favourite character but yeah he's batshit insane. I completely understand why, but he ate a pretty big bowl of cocoa puffs

Cool slides dude...

Yuki said that humans evolve with a huge amount of cursed energy. So maybe the plan isn't so bad after all.

Infinity can be bypassed by increasing the strength of your cursed technique by reinforcing more cursed energy and rika was the queen of curses she had bottomless cursed energy.

Do you ever plan on doing a Takaba video? He's my goat

After hidden inventory I couldn't get into jjk again. His plan was so stupidly flawed from the start. I'm sure in less time than it would take to get rid of all non-sorcerers people would practicing it since there's no curses. I would've preferred if he had an intention as simple as Freiza's than this.

Lol, that intro 😂

My suggestion? Start off the video with a clip of Freeza. That tends to set the tone well.

Quite literally an example of “new rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm”

Hey you should do a video on guts from berserk

pausing at 17 seconds 💀

Gege ACTUALLY has trouble writing good stories

Rika doesn't have to willingly help Geto. All Geto needs to do is to kill the sorcerer that the cursed spirit is attachted to and now he can absorb Rika (if Geto can manage to beat Rika, especially a bloodlusted Rika if Geto managed to kill Yuta to absorb Rika)

He just ate too much curses that he went insane

i feel like blue lock power points could work after jjk ends

As a Geto fan, you make some pretty good points for... someone with no cursed energy

All he had to to was fokus on tryin to make non sorcerers Sorcerers.

The Yuta and Rika we are getting isn't what we would have right now if they were written as the MC's of the show.

I think Geto was planning on using Rika for an infinite supply of cursed energy, finding and eating Ganesha for it's obstacle removal technique to remove infinity, then using a bunch of enhanced special grade curses to beat Gojo.