Ghost Stories with Captain Disillusion 

Destruction Daily thats what i was thinking

are human stories comedy or horror stories?

kingcht both

First of all, ghosts were humans..🤦‍♂️

Sad Snowflake 666 how do you know

Bolshoi Booze Lol yes

Bolshoi Booze cpt disillusion is better.

Leonardo Garcia - Not comparing who's better, who's not in the first place buddy.

They have the same personality/demeanor right?

No u

What if I am you and you are me?

Mike Cannon Sure, when we live then we are retarded blind dudes that knock over random stuff and when we die we certainly become intelligent and build up a giant society.

* macintosh plays*

quantum entanglement ;). shhh there dreaming

Oogie boogie

Skeeto the Cheeto So am i

Skeeto the Cheeto I’m seeing people walk around in maverick merch :/

@@noicecream2335 yes who would wear that

GG Sw33ts you do know it’s your brain doin that right? It’s called the ideomotor effect. It’s when your brain is doing something and you can’t even notice it. You’re doing it subconsciously. That what happens with kleptomaniacs they don’t even know that they’re stealing.

Diego Torres I would believe that only if I was the person touching it (I wasnt) and my bestfriends little sister was. She was telling secrets Ive never told a single soul and would be impossible to know and told us future events that happened up to a year later. Most frightening experience of my life. When science can explain that then Ill go back to being a skeptic.

fucking pathetic

I'd love to see Theresa Caputo or Kim Russo get ahold of these Super🦸‍♂️Skeptics and just totally fuck their mind and worldview.

Sounds like you are the fool and your time is worthless.

Yeah....smokin kush listening to Cypress Hill....."I'm havin illusions " lol

he wasnt five

n n I know this comment is very old but, he really does? Can’t tell if you’re joking

Sqweeky Badger How about when your 2 year old says she’s playing with Danny (I made sure she didn’t say daddy) and that’s the name of the baby boy you miscarried? Kids freak me the fuck out sometimes!

Sarcastically_me Realistically I’d say they probably overheard you using the name. Or they just picked it up from somewhere random. Kids + coincidences = creepy shit

Sqweeky Badger You know what's frightening and FASCINATING? If you google stuff like this you will find out that it is pretty common and lots of people have experienced stuff like this in their childhood or with their children and lots of these cases involve the same dark figure that stands there

smnr yeah I've read those, It could just be a human caveat of a growing mind, because some times he'll point to some area of the house and just exclaim "oh oh look a dog, woof woof, daddy a dog" We have no dog, but he's seen them and is fascinated by them.

William See no

Really? If so that’s amazing

Is that so? Great!

Julia_aaa tbh

@Johnny Lee and yet you still watch him. SMH

@Johnny Lee i see feelin's been hurt

ifkr

Hahahaha why does he do that?!

@@youmakemehappy7 he has tourettes

Nick Peterson .....why not just Ghostmalone?

Levi Naparstek hes one of this "special" ones

Um.... that’s just weird... and unoriginal. The first people to call him ghost Malone, ( you totally messed that up bro,) was Zak from ghost adventures, dude.

Reply Ghostmalone

Teejay Jordan no hila would adopt you and Ethan would be your brother. Everyone knows that hila is Ethan’s caretakers

He was translating from Russian or something.

Had a kinda similar experiece that I noped out of real quick. It was about 10 at night and I went out front to smoke, see a fire hydrant casting a shadow, the shadow turned into a cat like creature and CRAWLed across the street towards my house, turning into a human type figure. I noped the hell out and locked the doors. Didn't even grt a chance to smoke. Always run AWAY from the entities ya know?

Depends on what you encounter.

underrated comment :-)!

It's all silver, he just wears half a human face as a mask (that's actually canon for the character lol). The dude in the podcast is Alan, CD's human, well, slave basically. You should check out his live presentations he does great comedy gimmicks to explain the lack of paint, appearing as CD on a screen and talking to himself, things like that. In one of them CDs mind is swapped with Alan, so CD is giving the presentation using Alan as a meat puppet (obv Alan is his actual name, but he commits to the dual role kinda similar to how the actors from trailer park boys do their live shows, playing themselves and their characters using video tricks, pre recording, and live action storytelling to make it work).

nice profile pic

Kaleb M tell me

Tell us plz

Tell us

I’ll tell you guys mine. 1st story: I lived in a big house in Massachusetts and it’s used to creep me out a little bit but I was so young. We had a big backyard with big trees and a few times that I would play outside with my neighbors I would hear my mom calling my name from the house. My mom worked during the day and would not have been home. Even though I knew that I always went to check. Superstition says that if you hear someone calling your name don’t answer.

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