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Tom Gleeson tells you all the reasons not to go to CAIRNS. Tell us where we should go next.
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@amateur_fur23owo5
@amateur_fur23owo5 5 лет назад
I live in cairns and i can confirm the sweaty armpit part
@Larrysprincess
@Larrysprincess 4 года назад
I live in Cairns aswell
@stache297
@stache297 4 года назад
I love Cairns but yeah you take a shower on Monday, Friday you still ain’t dry
@grisban5181
@grisban5181 3 года назад
I also live in Cairns and can confirm it is a tropical shit hole. This is a very accurate review.
@roseg2239
@roseg2239 2 года назад
Cairns is still amazing. The nature is incredible.
@danielhedger5904
@danielhedger5904 4 года назад
I was speaking with my uncle about this because he lives in Cairns. He said that this was very accurate to what Cairns is like.
@johnceschiat4577
@johnceschiat4577 6 лет назад
Cairns has beds for 5000 backpackers most live in vans an crap in the flower beds on the esplanade
@rae-rae4507
@rae-rae4507 5 лет назад
Guess they havent noticed the toilets and showers on the esplanade.....dickhead backpackers
@paulrudd1063
@paulrudd1063 5 лет назад
Cheap fertiliser.
@saturnGEEK
@saturnGEEK 5 лет назад
@@rae-rae4507 The toilets rarely work. Plus, the council can't be bothered to pay for fertiliser anyway.
@putonewhiskey
@putonewhiskey 5 лет назад
That's gold. I'm local but laughing hard
@kurtbell4096
@kurtbell4096 5 лет назад
I don't think I've ever heard a local from Cairns say it is not a shit hole. Accurate video, I'm stuck here.
@JacoTheSecond
@JacoTheSecond 5 лет назад
Kurt Bell Same, I could be in Wollongong with my friends but I’m stuck here rip.
@angelicgutz7960
@angelicgutz7960 5 лет назад
IM LITERALLY MOVING TOMORROW WHOHOO
@muntee33
@muntee33 5 лет назад
Im from Cairns. Its all true lol.
@donnabradley3322
@donnabradley3322 5 лет назад
I would love to be there
@mrblue2189
@mrblue2189 5 лет назад
Same lol
@jacintaedwards1123
@jacintaedwards1123 3 года назад
Oh you're from a shithole!
@bobanyfingelf
@bobanyfingelf 5 лет назад
Bloody marvellous! So refreshing! Can you do "go away Edinburgh" one day? Ta.
@JakeRichandAnnaChah
@JakeRichandAnnaChah 5 лет назад
Puttin Cairns on the map mate! I'll check it out, just for a root in a really big swimming pool, sounds like a good experience
@aidanlam5336
@aidanlam5336 5 лет назад
All 43 of Cairn's local population disliked this video lol
@j4c0bu5gal3
@j4c0bu5gal3 5 лет назад
Lol people who say lol are gay
@fuukauchiha6290
@fuukauchiha6290 5 лет назад
76 n0w
@nickybennett2532
@nickybennett2532 5 лет назад
I live in cairns and I'm watching like this😂🤣😂
@lizzyscutt7486
@lizzyscutt7486 5 лет назад
I’m a cairns local and I love this
@xotiic-xo
@xotiic-xo 5 лет назад
Nicky Bennett same lol
@JB-sc9vu
@JB-sc9vu 5 лет назад
We have lived in Cairns for 10 years and I do agree with Gleeson on most of it. My sister recently here from NSW, so we went on Skyrail and after 5 minutes she said 'how long does this last' - totally unimpressed. She did other trips too, Port Douglas, the 'live' reef. Well the upshot of her visit was 'seen it once' - twice would be like watching paint dry.
@arthurdent86
@arthurdent86 6 лет назад
needs more COMMMEDYYY!!!
@vic_i
@vic_i 5 лет назад
Hhehe I love it hehe we watched you filming this episode by the lagoon 😂😂😂awesome job !!:)
@rosewhite9853
@rosewhite9853 3 года назад
Cairns was a stunning little city about 50 years ago. Then someone decided to make it 'better' and do tourism. It's an utter shocker. Everything destroyed that was once beautiful. In fact, that goes for Mossman, Port Douglas and all the beaches from Cairns to those desinations as well. This was, not long ago, fairly pristine, certainly Mossman Gorge was simply glorious. Utterly hideous now with the bus loads of totally disinterested tourists 'on tour' and the garbage they now call a harbour in Cairns. Horrible. Never going back. Did my head in seeing the wholesale destruction in the name of making gratuitous dollars.
@christy76840
@christy76840 6 лет назад
The quality was fine the first go around I still laughed my ass off the first time as much as the second! So it didn't matter to me! I absolutely love this guy!
@drewdrewski6278
@drewdrewski6278 5 лет назад
I agree - Tom is a very under rated comedian.. I grew up in Cairns and everything he said here is funny cause its true..
@elizabethhodgson7957
@elizabethhodgson7957 5 лет назад
Do Adelaide
@sachasellwood360
@sachasellwood360 5 лет назад
I live 3 beaches to the north on the Knob & I love it hehehee
@gavinhudson5251
@gavinhudson5251 5 лет назад
You live on a knob?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
Surely this was reported to add more well deserved insults to the world renowned composting toilet that is Cairns.
@ruthmcghie5620
@ruthmcghie5620 5 лет назад
I cracked up ...love your videos..)))
@biglez4203
@biglez4203 5 лет назад
I live in cairns and when im on a boat i always yell at the slower boats 😂
@colbyandbrennen3543
@colbyandbrennen3543 5 лет назад
I agree
@edan3029
@edan3029 5 лет назад
>thinking port Douglass is better than Cairns >thinking port Douglass is good fullstop
@angelicgutz7960
@angelicgutz7960 5 лет назад
EDAN EW PORT DOUGLASS IS FUCKING SHIT BYE CUNTS
@bobbytrendswestsyd9736
@bobbytrendswestsyd9736 4 года назад
EPIC!!!
@jax5945
@jax5945 5 лет назад
Haha, Love it mate 👍😂
@startrick7390
@startrick7390 5 лет назад
Scared to see how many people in the comments live here, and scary to see that he actually was near my neighbourhood, LMAO
@discombubulate2256
@discombubulate2256 5 лет назад
not a backpacker, didn't use a condom :D
@richardmorley8309
@richardmorley8309 5 лет назад
Love it
@andalooz
@andalooz 5 лет назад
You must do Adelaide!!!!!!!!
@Dude707LoL
@Dude707LoL 5 лет назад
where's the one about sydney and coffs harbour D:
@Mattube1983
@Mattube1983 5 лет назад
Dude707LoL I’m definitely waiting for a Sydney one
@markwilken2492
@markwilken2492 5 лет назад
Do one on Coffs. Went out with a Sheila from there once, that place is devolving
@Dude707LoL
@Dude707LoL 5 лет назад
Is a Sheila name of the lady, or is that a word to describe a female from Coffs? ... lol
@keiranelson2830
@keiranelson2830 5 лет назад
i love tom
@angry-birdo4640
@angry-birdo4640 Год назад
Omg this is gold
@charliedekadens3348
@charliedekadens3348 3 года назад
Yep lived there 15 years this clip is accurate.. funny but 100% right
@joebloggs619
@joebloggs619 5 лет назад
As a Victorian, as Southern winter starts to bite and energy heating costs go through the roof, we start to fantasise about life in warm, beautiful tropical paradises up north, like Cairns. I thought I might one day get there. But, forget it now. My illusions have all been shattered. Ah well, better put on my woollen beanie hat and scarf and gloves. Looks like more rain and the temperature is falling. Gonna be another cold one tonight... No Backpackers come here to be picked up for a quick lay. Too bloody cold and hard...
@MythOfMe
@MythOfMe 5 лет назад
Annemarie May - It’s beautiful here. Port Douglas over-rated. Palm Cove is gorgeous. This video is just for a laugh. You should come here. I’m from Victoria, and have now been here for 14 years. I moved back to Vic last year for family, I only lasted 6 months and now I’m back in Cairns and love it even more. 💜
@dbt3477
@dbt3477 5 лет назад
Annemarie May I live on the Sunshine Coast and it has it all, beaches, mountains, ticks all the boxes.....aside from those negatives he spoke of, North Queensland has some of the most beautiful rainforests, tropical fruits, blue water and reef that is second to none, yes there are crocs and stingers and hot weather but it’s so beautiful, the reef will regenerate and you can’t help but appreciate the beauty. where I live ticks all the boxes as well but unfortunately is unaffordable to live and has developed into a very clicky place, I loved living up north and I wouldn’t cross it off your list, you just have to get used to the heat :)
@fivedockboyz1492
@fivedockboyz1492 6 лет назад
Go to bankstown in sydney thats the best tourist place
@A.D.D.O.C.D.T
@A.D.D.O.C.D.T 5 лет назад
fivedockboyz Cheap flight to Lebanon
@blokeabouttown2490
@blokeabouttown2490 5 лет назад
At least you can get good coffee in Bankstown.
@alonsocushing2398
@alonsocushing2398 5 лет назад
Joseph. You bitchin' or braggin'?
@chilliwaterlickingecko5113
@chilliwaterlickingecko5113 5 лет назад
Lol
@nakedlakedip57
@nakedlakedip57 5 лет назад
You gotta do Invercargill in New Zealand. Anti depressant capital of the world.
@mrbass1310
@mrbass1310 5 лет назад
you been to adelaide yet? heres a tip...dont
@amymhchan1584
@amymhchan1584 5 лет назад
Can I request you do a Go Away about Airlie Beach. It would make so many ppl including me happy :)
@Aussienewslover
@Aussienewslover 3 года назад
"Welcome to the biggest urinal in Cairns" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA I spat my drink out 1:23
@markwilken2492
@markwilken2492 5 лет назад
Do Frankston. The big pottie down south
@LJY08
@LJY08 6 лет назад
I'm from Melbourne and I must say that the Daintree is beautiful and well worth visiting. Cairns ain't so bad, it just doesn't have a good beach to draw in heaps of tourists.
@azzwolf4467
@azzwolf4467 5 лет назад
anythings better than the shithole known as melbourne
@samwilliams2651
@samwilliams2651 5 лет назад
Yes it does it just filled with bloody jellyfish
@turbotiger82
@turbotiger82 5 лет назад
LJY08 the beaches are literally 10 minutes drive away.
@ScubesFTW
@ScubesFTW 5 лет назад
It has great beaches. You just cant swim unywhete unless youre a nutcase.
@alonsocushing2398
@alonsocushing2398 5 лет назад
Are you some sort of tree hugger? Get back to Melbourne.
@seanmiles8619
@seanmiles8619 6 лет назад
So funny and so true...
@LELK1993
@LELK1993 5 лет назад
hahaha please do a Sydney one.
@evahaigh6749
@evahaigh6749 5 лет назад
I live in cairns
@joelgunton4733
@joelgunton4733 5 лет назад
Cairns is a good and interesting place
@francistanaka8250
@francistanaka8250 4 года назад
The best
@MythOfMe
@MythOfMe 5 лет назад
Port Douglas is overrated. Palm Cove is my favourite place in Cairns. I love Cairns and I’m originally from Victoria 😀
@mrbass1310
@mrbass1310 5 лет назад
you must be from adelaide
@hamoodtatari
@hamoodtatari 5 лет назад
I’ve been there about a few weeks ago I loved it 😃👍
@startrick7390
@startrick7390 5 лет назад
Aviation Mohamed I’ve been here for about 12 years and bloody hate it :) I was born here, sort of have no choice, I live in Kuranda most of my days though haha
@deanwylie9893
@deanwylie9893 5 лет назад
Why isn't that boat called Sailor Swift?
@danielhedger5904
@danielhedger5904 5 лет назад
This was the funniest one yet
@Caleb-lbj
@Caleb-lbj 5 лет назад
Im up for moving to Cairns
@scottmorrison466
@scottmorrison466 4 года назад
Why.
@benjoker2778
@benjoker2778 6 лет назад
Says alot for local tourism
@phoebexxlouise
@phoebexxlouise 5 лет назад
Fucking amazing classic skit series
@abelterry4518
@abelterry4518 5 лет назад
Gotta love cairns ,, my home ,,
@OriginalRecipesTOR
@OriginalRecipesTOR 5 лет назад
You really gotta do Alice Springs!
@scottmorrison466
@scottmorrison466 4 года назад
That might be racist.
@hollie2537
@hollie2537 5 лет назад
I live here this is accurate
@alexparisella6184
@alexparisella6184 5 лет назад
did he enjoy his time?
@exploreaustralia6577
@exploreaustralia6577 5 лет назад
Best cairns video
@Postghost
@Postghost 4 года назад
I know this is supposed to be sarcastic. But I live in cairns and, well... It's all quite true. The only good thing Cairns is a place for is snake-like businessmen from down south to own a shop up here and rip people off.
@issy4663
@issy4663 3 года назад
Yeah pretty accurate except I've never seen a condom in the lagoon lmao
@projectnostalgia5427
@projectnostalgia5427 6 лет назад
Hi I was born and raised in Cairns.
@ScubesFTW
@ScubesFTW 5 лет назад
Cool story hansel
@alonsocushing2398
@alonsocushing2398 5 лет назад
Chloe. So I guess you speak with a rising intonation at the end of each sentence?
@zeropoint546
@zeropoint546 2 года назад
No shit though... That Skyrail thing is pretty awesome.
@chelseaw1610
@chelseaw1610 4 года назад
PLEASE DO PERTH
@fashunpuss6279
@fashunpuss6279 Год назад
Please do Katoomba
@mrbass1310
@mrbass1310 5 лет назад
Hes bloody right, it is a dump of a place.
@JeffreyRufino
@JeffreyRufino 4 года назад
It's nice and Cold now
@jamesbaconstaken
@jamesbaconstaken 6 лет назад
Why did you re-upload this?
@theweeklytv
@theweeklytv 6 лет назад
There was a technical glitch. We re-uploaded so it was better quality. No changes to the video.
@ittybitykitty6122
@ittybitykitty6122 5 лет назад
Sksksk I live in cairns and I wanna move so bad
@ihn2023
@ihn2023 5 лет назад
Do Newcastle
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 5 лет назад
*was captain cook doing a nazi salute..*
@davtra
@davtra 5 лет назад
It was the Roman salute
@BradGryphonn
@BradGryphonn 5 лет назад
Many years ago that same statue was painted as an aboriginal.
@shontaykirby2746
@shontaykirby2746 5 лет назад
Should do Cobram
@simonm1528
@simonm1528 5 лет назад
Wow I know Trent toomey!!! Small world.
@vickyseal8485
@vickyseal8485 4 года назад
Small town.
@donr.wetter186
@donr.wetter186 5 лет назад
Why is no one talking about the damn peeping sound in front of some house to keep away homeless people trying to sleep there?
@pauliedixon7161
@pauliedixon7161 5 лет назад
Please do Hobart!
@callofreach1431
@callofreach1431 5 лет назад
you should go to cairns
@greglove5083
@greglove5083 5 лет назад
I thought it was great and I live in cairns and if people can't take a joke well to bad
@Super.comics123
@Super.comics123 3 года назад
I like cairns and it is the best so....
@RhidMorgan
@RhidMorgan 4 года назад
Jesuit arrived in Sydney and by looking at these comments I should get my arse home, Aus is lost.
@bobmac3542
@bobmac3542 5 лет назад
I know that its a joke but c'mon marijuana isn't a gateway to meth
@elizagaskell7957
@elizagaskell7957 5 лет назад
👍 I'm from this area....lol
@JeanDubuc
@JeanDubuc 5 лет назад
The laughs
@legendaryguy8853
@legendaryguy8853 5 лет назад
gotta say, I like calling the people of cairns, "the cairns scrubs". only been living here for 5 years
@ehpunka
@ehpunka 5 лет назад
Pleas do ipswich QLD
@peterbigg2461
@peterbigg2461 5 лет назад
This would be perfect Ipswich is a garbage city
@Christoff070
@Christoff070 3 года назад
Ipswich is becoming more modern now they've really done it up
@jeremynorman942
@jeremynorman942 5 лет назад
Hahaha do Tully, 2 hours south of Cairns full of the bananas, backpackers and best river for rafting in Australia
@starflash08
@starflash08 6 лет назад
love this so true, all the cairns so called business leaders must hate you! hahaha
@krissthompson8225
@krissthompson8225 5 лет назад
Don’t know why so many people come to cairns it’s a shit whole unless you live here better then Rockhampton though
@gavinhudson5251
@gavinhudson5251 5 лет назад
Do Perth lol.
@jesselayton131
@jesselayton131 5 лет назад
omg im waiting for perth
@jennyjoys
@jennyjoys 4 года назад
He’s like an Australian Karl Pilkington
@darrenphillips6757
@darrenphillips6757 3 года назад
He's not funny like the idiot abroad . I'm a local and take it as a joke . If anyone really thinks this is a shithole then you need help and moving to a padded cell along with this fake twat .
@firstlost
@firstlost 5 лет назад
Australia is so good and diverse it's almost pathetic
@jonimaar__2023
@jonimaar__2023 5 лет назад
Why its pathetic?
@firstlost
@firstlost 5 лет назад
@@jonimaar__2023 basically what I wrote makes no sense
@pw5651
@pw5651 2 года назад
Best holiday place in the world. Beautiful weather.
@herbertvonsauerkrautunterh2513
He left out the C&@&s
@utooth8114
@utooth8114 6 лет назад
So funny.... You had to take it down and remove the comments. 😂😂 Gleason is funny in this. But his stand up is crap.
@Christoff070
@Christoff070 3 года назад
Bollocks
@sfin9315
@sfin9315 5 лет назад
I like Gleeson, he is hilarious, I love a bit of dark humour and really hate to be a buzz kill but is there seriously anything funny about the dead reef and the fact that we are loosing one of our seven natural wonders of the world? A shame your kids won't have a reef to laugh about. Bit tastless Tom...
@Christoff070
@Christoff070 3 года назад
He's drawing attention to it at least mate. He could be doing things behind the scenes to help.
@charlottewilliams2466
@charlottewilliams2466 5 лет назад
I live in Cairns but i am from Adelaide. I wanna go back home😂
@the.parks.of.no.return
@the.parks.of.no.return 5 лет назад
Its hot
@geekindakitchen
@geekindakitchen 5 лет назад
So Good Coffee, so you will plunge to your death in melbourne
@ken-qw4wj
@ken-qw4wj 5 лет назад
サムネ、プールに立ちションしてるようにしか見えんくて草
@ScubesFTW
@ScubesFTW 5 лет назад
Comment section is just people defending cairns. Its a joke you muppets.
@JB-sc9vu
@JB-sc9vu 5 лет назад
I live here and in no way would I defend it - it is a very ordinary place to live, my opinion of course.
@ebony1732
@ebony1732 6 лет назад
Living in Cairns, we got a comedian.. ok.. better than those farking clowns from Brisbane 😎😎
@rydermatez
@rydermatez 5 лет назад
I swear to fucking god....
@dusksnaredx6583
@dusksnaredx6583 5 лет назад
I live in cairns and portdougles is shit it is so boring
@pablorages1241
@pablorages1241 5 лет назад
... it's still not as bad as Melbourne
@cham8361
@cham8361 5 лет назад
Can you tell me why pls? I'm going to Melbourne this July
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