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couldn't agree more. I live in Melbourne for 8 years now and absolutely hate it. Shit food, shit housing, shit public transport. Nothing to write home about, really.
@@annabeljohnson6536 you're wrong about a lot of stuff though, I can tell by your profile pic. Many of the trams have dedicated lanes and are able to cruise past buses that would be stuck in traffic whichever direction they try to go. Plus Trams are a smoother and less polluting ride. Get rekt.
Most people in Melbourne are fake and superficial. They don't give a crap about you and will only associate with you if it benefits them in some way. The weather here is gloomy and shit 6 months out of the year. This garbage weather effects people's mental states to the point where it's the sjw and feminist capital of the country. Suburbs like Fitzroy and Brunswick are filled with skinny jeans-wearing soy-guzzling manginas. These people may as well be a different species to me and other sane people. Melbourne feels drab and miserable due to the anti-social people mainly but also the crappy and uninspiring architecture. Melbournians also brag about it being the world's most livable city. It no longer has that title but it boggles my mind how it even had that title to begin with. In closing, Melbourne is a shithole and Jerry Seinfeld was right when he called it the anus of the world.
Lived in Melbourne for years, back in the days when it had its good points and I loved the city, despite being true blue country. The weather is erratic but that is the least of my complaints about Melbourne because you can always bring your brollie everywhere, plastic rain poncho in handbag, three piece suit and layered clothing you can peel off or put back on to deal with erratic 4 seasons in one day Melbourne weather. But, it is the rest of the Melbourne muck one cannot easily deal with, even if you wear the standard Melbourne uniform they all wear there, to repel or hide all the muck there, the crime, the sleaze, the corruption.... I guess all cities must have a bit of this muck. But Melbourne must take out first prize as the most muck addled city in Australia. Some say it is the New York of Australia.
I love Aussies. Love their humour. I'll get there one day God willing. Yarra ... St Kilda's ... all introduced to me ... via Chopper's books! Love from Ireland.
Sophie Corkhill not a shuttle now by its overrated for sure not too.mention crowded and expensive. It's a but like an expensive Manchester by the sea, but it's more like a port with no waves. The towns and coast outside if Melbourne make Melbourne an attract place base oneself. Ocean road, Mornington, snow fields etc. Tbh most I'd cities are the same bike its getting shitty you need to leave out from the cities much like must countries now. No different in The UK, di2, USA and Asia. I can't see why anyone eod emigrate from a western city to another western city it seems pointless.
"Melbourne would be a great place to see, if it hadn't disappeared up its own arse" - Man! I am a born-and-bred Melbournian and that just made me piss myself. Yup! Sometimes, even I roll my eyes...
MILDURA.. Do Mildura.....The hiding place for criminals....who get flushed out in winter when the leaves fall off the grapevines. The place where you think you're cool if youve drank at every pub. At least once in one night. If you love having no where to go and nothing to do and no way to get there.
@@MitchellBPYao the streets beach is ok tbh and the weather's nice that's about it infastructure is very behind freeways are always packed Logan's a hole and a half and everythings expensive well mostly
As a visitor to Melbourne for me it peaked 10 years ago... a perfect mix of history and possibility... now the globalised chains stores and fire risk cladded buildings are taking over.
2000 from Brisbane for a great 12 months in Fitzroy, fell in love with a hot Vietnamese Aussie babe... 5 min walk to the Punters Club, Gangland slayings every second day, Crown for afternoon beers..heroin junkies on the nod on the outbound trains and dance music festivals all fuelled on Tony's cheap speed pills.. was a year like no other.. haven't been back since.
He tried, but it just wasn't funny. The points he made needed to be delivered better. It was missing something and without that something, it just didn't work.
Nah just the best Tom Gleeson can come up with.. Mainstream comedian gotta keep it simple for the masses. Friendly Jordies - How to life it up in Bali Shooter Williamson - Worst thing in Australia Some vids to google which rip on Aussie culture with depth, wit and brutality.. :)
Melbourne has deteriorated rapidly, according to a number of people who I know who live there. Overseas Chinese investors have bought up half the properties, and are leaving them empty, to drive up housing and rental prices (less than 1/2 % vacancy in rentals now apparently) ... Sudanese gangs terrorising the streets, car jackings, mass parties/riots and robberies ... road rage and Melbournians ignoring road rules a daily occurrence .. not to mention rapes, assaults, house break-ins. etc... little wonder it's no longer the world's "most liveable" city.
@@tomissmitten couldn't have said it better myself. So true. I real hate Melbourne now ,was a good city once but mass immigration has caused huge problems.
I grew up in Melbourne and then moved away, this was awesome. Best quotes "F$#@ it's cold" and "controlled by a brutal warlord Eddie McGuire." This also highlights the fact that our airport location makes absolutely no sense at all. You also forgot to mention that St. Kilda beach is home to syringes all over the place.
Dale Savage to be fair, the airport is a second attempt after people built houses next to the first and had a cry about it. It got further away when there was no other option, and it’s being squeezed in again.
What is it with people doing that? "I know I moved next to this pub that's been operating since the 1860s, but they need to stop their main revenue source and also not allow gambling because it's slightly annoying to me."
There's a whole bunch of comments on here about the annoying canned laughter. Isn't The Weekly filmed in front of a live audience? It didn't sound like canned laughter to me.
The only time i've ever heard of the whole Melbourne vs Sydney debate is when I visited Sydney. It seems like it bothers them when really Melbournians couldn't give a single shit 😂
@@karlwalters3763 Cause NSW think they're better than everyone else. I mean they kinda used to be but now a lot of states have caught up. Specially Victoria
They have the money to be safe, but I have to live in the suburbs where I have apex kids stilling my phone, druggies nextdoor, people getting murdered at my local shops, and so much crap
