They Had To Film This Terrible Christmas Movie Twice

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@pencilcase3183 4 года назад

That santa baby club scene felt like a fever dream

@spacespider7734 4 года назад

Pencil Case I was scrolling like “Is NO ONE talking about that!?”

@ratzzi7301 4 года назад

Wow, that’s an actual sentence you just typed...never thought I’d see it

@ausername5410 4 года назад

Pencil Case It wasn’t?

@theseus8408 4 года назад

Pencil Case that’s what clubs are like in Canada

@blmarg1001 4 года назад

Timestamp?

@choefaith 4 года назад

every teen in this movie is at least 30 years old.

@pierbertone2957 4 года назад

and even being that old the acting is cringeworthy

@dahliablack3999 4 года назад

Always

@RogueAstro85 4 года назад

Tbh I was pretty high while watching it and I forgot they were supposed to be teens halfway through.

@jaimeesummer5334 4 года назад

This comment is so fricking old but your really pretty !

@russianname2986 4 года назад

Ryan White I don’t think I would remember they were supposed to be teenagers even if I was sober

@alexandram6081 4 года назад

WHAT IN THE HETEROSEXUAL BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

@ellen314 4 года назад

if brokeback mountain was a straight movie it would have like 3 minutes

@harveyvalentine3818 4 года назад

@@ellen314 im wheezing holy shit

@muggins2279 2 года назад

I love how they make santa hip and cool by turning him into a republican senator

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

LMFAO

@everythingwillbefinecami Год назад

Underrated comment

@seachelle2316 10 месяцев назад

HAHAHAA

@audreykosydar6076 8 месяцев назад

I SCREAMED😂😂😂

@artsyhoodies 8 месяцев назад

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU NOT WRONG

@lizdee3243 Год назад

The little girl horrifiedly asking if the Energizer Bunny isn't real was legitimately funny

@pandakatiefominz Год назад

Honestly yeah, like it genuinely made me laugh. I can't believe he didn't get the joke

@giannamation 6 месяцев назад

@@pandakatiefominz Yeah I can't tell if he actually didn't get it or if he was just pretending as a joke

@pestylucas7406 6 месяцев назад

@@pandakatiefominzidk I feel like he’s trying really hard to be upset at a lot of elements of the movie lmao, I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as he made it seem

@cookiecat7759 4 месяца назад

i agree@@pestylucas7406

@TheStopmotion2 4 месяца назад

Energizer I hardly know her

@maria_____. 4 года назад

yellow shirt and yellow nail polish?? *chefs kiss*

@Hunter-ef4ch 4 года назад

maria What’s up with the yellow nail polish? Is it for a cause?

@maria_____. 4 года назад

@@Hunter-ef4ch yellow usually represents cancer awareness. there's this girl lily, who passed away from cancer a few days ago and people have been changing their profile pics to a yellow one in support and i assumed it's related to that, but it could be a coincidence

@ninisantol 4 года назад

@Hunter Sluss painting one nail could also be for the polished man movement. it basically just means men painting one fingernail to represent a child who is a vicitm of abuse

@maria_____. 4 года назад

@@ninisantol possibly!! considering what a wholesome person kurtis is, its probably for a cause

@ninisantol 4 года назад

@maria yeah definitely, he’s such a nice dude, i wouldn’t put it past him to know about these movements

@FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад

It's funny, the gay dad that gets swapped out seems to be more affectionate than the straight mom he gets swapped with.

@cheddarchee8438 4 года назад

Yeah, in the scene when they're on the sofa the dad has his head on the other dad's shoulder and the mom is just sat there

@lauraevans5599 4 года назад

I guess a man and a woman can be in the same room and the audience will assume they’re together, but for gays the audience needs 10x more clues

@Eman_ly 4 года назад

Let’s just make everyone gay

@jaredporikos2197 4 года назад

@@Eman_ly yas

@sierra.lynette 4 года назад

I guess they think a masculine gay couple doesn’t exist.

@DKWalsh16 2 года назад

It’s a shame the word “yassified” hadn’t been invented yet when Kurtis made this video, because that’s exactly what happens in this movie

@jeniferhollings3865 2 года назад

2 Cool for Christmas 2: The Yassification of Mrs. Clause

@Blankult 2 года назад

What

@notcindymae 2 года назад

Yess, slay Santa

@angrybidoof847 Год назад

Opposite of yassification The sexy Santa is a yassified Santa This is like, the trumpification Santa

@Blankult Год назад

@@Seft2_ u cringr

@popejaimie Год назад

Theory: she thought mall Santas were animatronic until she poked him and felt human flesh. Suddenly she realized that instead of harmlessly venting some Christmas frustration on an inanimate object, she’d been viciously insulting and now assaulting a real person

@damienearl8302 Год назад

She could've also thought the belly was fake, which is...okay, no, that's still dumb, but maybe!

@SuzER08 Год назад

@Damien Earl I thought the same thing- she assumed it was a fat suit or a pillow stuffed in there but when she poked him and it was his real body she realized and felt super embarrassed

@Quirderph Год назад

This actually did happen at an amusement park in Sweden. A woman kicked a suit actor who was seated at a meet-and-greet throne, dressed like The Phantom. She claimed that she mistook him for a doll.

@damienearl8302 Год назад

@@Quirderph ...I feel like that skips the reason as to why someone would kick a doll, unprompted, at an amusement park-

@Quirderph Год назад

@@damienearl8302 I honestly don't remember if the newspaper article I read about it in went into detail about that aspect, either.

@brittanybeard42 4 года назад

tbh the gay couple looked way happier and loving than the straight one

@ratbabe455 4 года назад

That's just how it be

@LyricNear 4 года назад

Especially when they’re on the couch Gay couple: *leaning against each other* *head on his shoulder* Straight couple: *three inches apart*

@vitaminwater9662 4 года назад

who cares its a trash movie

@emilykoonts8102 4 года назад

i saw another comment that said something like when a man and woman are sitting next to each other its “obvious” that theyre a couple but with a gay couple u need to give the audience more clues so they make it way over the top

@MarieHP 4 года назад

@@LyricNear *_5 ft apart cuz they're not gay !_* 🤣

@chloerowing1 4 года назад

I'm a native Cantonese speaker and that is DEFINITELY not how you speak Cantonese

@daniaalh1864 4 года назад

The Walrus i was looking for this comment, i was wondering how accurate it was 😬

@Mayats 4 года назад

it sounds like he says 胸部大大 in mandarin at the end ???

@rosemacdonald1 4 года назад

maya tan. what does that mean?

@virrig6923 4 года назад

but does he say anything at all? or is it just gibberish??

@percabethisawesome1163 4 года назад

can’t relate based on my shitty chinese skills, brain part big big

@ohnobro3594 Год назад

I’d like to think while Lyndsey was helping out santa, somewhere, a boy who lives with his two moms and little brother was helping out Mrs Claus after he insulted her because his moms wouldn’t let him go on ski trip during Christmas

@daydream5120 Год назад

I have a theory! What if the love interest (forgot his name) helped out Mrs. Claus?

@ninar9664 7 месяцев назад

@@daydream5120I think it was Anderson

@BoxOfToasters 23 дня назад

NGL, I wanna see that film.

@9somethingorother837 2 года назад

Imagine trying to talk about this with your friend but you watched different movies. You :"The film was so forward moving with that gay couple right?" Friend :"What are you talking about? There wasn't a gay couple in that movie." You : "Are you dumb their parents were literally 2 MEN." Friend :"THEY HAD A MOM AND A DAD-" You : "THEY HAD 2 FUCKING DA-"

@joshc5613 7 месяцев назад

It's like how Clue had three endings

@rikkiwalter9183 4 года назад

Let's not pretend like the conserved dad is not a true bisexual icon

@lila-rb3tk 4 года назад

he’s a bicon

@zanathellama1202 4 года назад

How does the wife feel about her husbands husband

@remlezar9397 4 года назад

It's an open polyamerous relationship

@lila-rb3tk 4 года назад

Marisa hm makes a little sense

@juanpablorobayo3437 4 года назад

I kind of want to watch the movie for the husbands

@ivechangedmynametoday3865 4 года назад

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

@venusbian 4 года назад

broke front mountain

@spacecowbo7716 4 года назад

Venus KDKSKSKSKE THIS COMMENT IS THE WORST/ FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ

@anacaeiro1049 4 года назад

@@venusbian oh my fucking God u just ruined the original title for me ahahha kidding thats great xd

@mintypatapeepee7106 4 года назад

cold mountain

@5ft4inprotagonist24 4 года назад

because it bad

@mrbutterswuzhere Год назад

I find it funny that her gay parents look in love while her straight parents don't. Like in the scene where they are watching tv, in the gay version her dad(the one that switches out) is leaning against his husband while they are watching the tv and looks up at him in love. While the mom is leaning forward eating popcorn and ignoring her husband. The gay couple simply look happier

@TheSurprisePig 5 месяцев назад

The Jews want you to feel that way, for sure. That was the intent.

@Parappaknowsyouripaddress 4 месяца назад

You bet gay people are happy, it’s literally in their name! … I’ll see myself out then….

@arvonoon Месяц назад

gay gays

@BoxOfToasters Месяц назад

gay gays having a gay gay time

@cherubalthz Год назад

the heterosexual brokeback mountain is such a funny concept actually especially if you remember how it was advertised💀 the freakin posters het-baited people into thinking this was a family movie and then they got gay cowboys

@Warlock_Sack 5 месяцев назад

Did it really? 😂 I had no idea lmao

@cherubalthz 5 месяцев назад

@@Warlock_Sack yeah it looks crazy😭 the majority of posters feature the girls as well as jack and ennis, so some of them really look like the movie is about just Two Guys Being Dudes

@jess3264 4 года назад

Ya can’t fool us Kurtis, the opening of this video was obviously your second audition reel to be Neil Breen’s Production Editor

@blueblueman7752 4 года назад

Jess Thomson maybe, maybe. I have one who can’t outsmart bullet.

@chrizelle3966 4 года назад

Take a shot each time kurtis references Neil breen

@chrizelle3966 4 года назад

yeah I KURTIS😎 K - N U - E R - I T - L I - Breen S -

@princy_is_sketchy3610 4 года назад

Why wasn't this hearted by him???

@annulizbeth 4 года назад

@@princy_is_sketchy3610 He might have been busy and didn't get to this comment .

@honeyhavoc 4 года назад

bad Christmas movie said gay rights

@calais3284 4 года назад

Jacey Matthews haha that’s really funny

@silviastarlight5 4 года назад

And bad Christmas movie also said no gay rights

@silviastarlight5 4 года назад

In a different movie,,,

@rust44 4 года назад

Waiting for a bad Hallmark Valentines movie to say trans rights

@1cepool 4 года назад

yeah!

@bunniburt 2 года назад

this movie is equivalent to me trying to write a story but i cant focus ever so it goes down a rabbit hole and changes genres 24/7

@tonichan89 Год назад

That was the book I wrote when I was 12, no exaggeration. It went from a "girl starting in new school" to crime mystery to gore horror to underwater fantasy adventure, her little brother dies, then ending on a cliffhanger where she travels to a new medieval fantasy universe with her friends and changes her name to Mel.

@GA_131 Год назад

@@tonichan89 i am intrigued, I need to read this now

@matthewmaldonado9698 4 месяца назад

@@tonichan89u do not know how badly I want to read this

@renegade2766 Год назад

Okay but seriously, how is nobody commenting on Alyson's fantastic delivery of "Go oûht? Again?! HuuUuuaaAAAaauuuuuughhHHhhh!!" while staring soullessly into the camera at 15:15

@awanti26 Год назад

💀💀💀

@brightblackhole2442 Месяц назад

she made a really good impression of that one guy holding a milkshake in a parking lot and screaming for help

@YutingHong 3 года назад

This movie: progressive enough to have 2 gay dads, bigoted enough to have an old white man claim to speak cantonese and burst out in gibberish

@megamonster3538 3 года назад

A soul for a soul

@colinwong1059 3 года назад

ikr?! I had to replay that scene like six times and in my head, I kept thinking "lee go sei yun pouk gai"

@notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 3 года назад

@@colinwong1059 any time stamps, I recognise pouk gai and I want to try and understand where they're going.

@notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 3 года назад

@@colinwong1059 ok, I found it. That does not sound like Cantonese at all, that sounds like a mix of Korean and Japanese accent.

@PissyLissy 3 года назад

Because this movie is just *that* cool

@imbuffysummers 4 года назад

So his sleigh turned into a sports car because...makeover? And Rudolph got to be the battery. Cupid turned into the gas tank. Blitzen is now the oil dipstick. Dancer is the spark plugs. Comet is the windshield wiper fluid. Donner can be the timing belt. Prancer is the ignition interlock. Vixen, the trunk hatch. Finally Dasher, the dashboard’s indicator for low tire pressure.

@kiniahiiii 4 года назад

It didn't turn into a sports car. They used the girl's car

@joe68577 4 года назад

potat all of buffy’s work to make this joke and u shit on it just like that

@tyde4610 4 года назад

Nah Rudolph is the headlights

@ifhdjmsxndkk 4 года назад

@@tyde4610 was abt to say.. what else could Rudolph be except for the headlights

@hkkobayashi7657 4 года назад

Thank you for this joke. It made me spit out my cereal.

@toady226 Год назад

I love how they never talk about how Santa's skin became darker after the make over

@juliamavroidi8601 Год назад

there's a scene where he goes to the tanning salon, but Kurtis didn't show it

@toady226 Год назад

@@juliamavroidi8601 oh ok. But thats kinda of a werid thing to do for a makeover.

@bittercharmer1591 Год назад

@@toady226 i think it's an older generation thing. Having some color making them seem more alive or something as long as they are still Caucasian

@wilobug 7 месяцев назад

I'm glad someone else noticed and I'm not going crazy lol. It looks like he literally painted his skin brown but I was still trying to convince myself he looked like that the whole time and just had a beard.

@pearljammies 6 месяцев назад

@@bittercharmer1591I can see that! But I think it’s just because they cast George Hamilton, who is mostly known for being incredibly (horribly) tan

@freudiannipslip 2 года назад

The fact that the little sister was the kid in the Silent Hill movie is just What a career lmao

@YimstaNation 6 месяцев назад

From silent night to silent hill amirite :)

@Maddox204 3 месяца назад

I thought she looked familiar

@mundanespecter4970 3 года назад

I genuinely thought the little sister was gonna say "Did Lindsey just say the n word." until she said"energizer bunny"

@kayleyisdisturbing8990 3 года назад

Sameeee

@neurotictapeworm 3 года назад

Omg same here

@mykolperez2808 3 года назад

SAME

@lily-coulson 3 года назад

ME TOO LMAOOO

@Bell-ih5ln 3 года назад

DUUUDE I THOUGHT THE *SAME* THING

@hannahkasnoff 4 года назад

those yellow middle fingernails tho 😤😎

@cavekid1400 4 года назад

iconic

@sophiesomers4150 4 года назад

I wonder why he didn’t paint them all

@daveha4445 4 года назад

J’iconique

@Tillermiller868 4 года назад

I’m am nigga

@mal726 4 года назад

It might be for the polished man campaign

@kiralonely1307 2 года назад

The dude yelling after his friends "YO DAWG, THIS ONE'S GOT KETCHUP" made me legit laugh out loud, how did I miss that in my first watch through of this video-

@902496 2 года назад

Love it when one of the primary morals of a movie is "your value as a person is directly tied to your appearance". Especially when its a lifetime-style movie that actively seeks to have some kind of moral lesson.

@cait5158 4 года назад

santa looks like he’s addicted to botox

@tobiasdonnelly6571 4 года назад

i thought this said roblox at first and i didn’t even question it

@saitamabutwithhair413 4 года назад

lauren :D same lol

@brockolli1538 4 года назад

Omg that’s my favorite movie!!! Also lung cancer and lip filler Christmas!

@Raccoon-bones 4 года назад

And cocaine

@peenixtrite 4 года назад

@@tobiasdonnelly6571 is your name starship reference--

@mochann1133 4 года назад

“Hot” Santa makes me unbelievably uncomfortable. The existence of this Santa is a cardinal sin

@elizabetagjonaj3491 3 года назад

i agree

@vizthex 3 года назад

meanwhile, in Japan...,

@somethingelse1427 3 года назад

@@vizthex what's happening there?

@AAAAAA-nw1tx 3 года назад

@@vizthex What's happening in Japan??

@artsy196 3 года назад

VIZTHEX IM BEGGING YOU WHATS HAPPENING

@themillers9560 9 месяцев назад

I feel like we gotta address the fact that most Christmas letters are sent a week if not a month before Christmas. Meaning Lyndsay's younger sister KNEW she was gonna try to dip out and Santa would have to make her stay.

@rayanneflorence1830 4 года назад

They put 3 montages in a row because rocky 4 was the only movie the director ever saw and they thought that’s how movies work

@ih8milk165 4 года назад

underrated ass comment right here

@cool-zd3ev 4 года назад

Rayanne Florence aha *like it’s not*

@loggingfire1 2 года назад

The gay couple: cuddling on a sofa, all cozy and sweet The straight couple: just sitting next to each other

@colabee3646 Год назад

LMAO

@robynnhoud4001 Год назад

Pretty accurate ngl

@hugoforvon9722 Год назад

Yesss

@caranook Год назад

Lmao!

@damienearl8302 Год назад

As someone who's been on both sides...that strangely speaks to me-

@seraphonica Год назад

it's like this writer bought a book about comedy, and read the first half of the first line of the first chapter, "Humor subverts our expectations by..." slammed the book closed, shouted, "I have a movie inside of me!" and got to work.

@Manigeitora 10 месяцев назад

Honestly, as cliche as it is, the "I asked for you to be home for Christmas" scene is both very sweet and surprisingly good child acting. That and the Pretty Woman reference are the

@eleetharks5296 4 года назад

“Mom, can we get Santa Baby?” Mom: No, we have Santa Baby at home. Santa Baby at home: 18:50

@samanthalothrop7782 4 года назад

No replies?

@snowwhitessister2585 4 года назад

No replies.

@sadiew 4 года назад

Two replies

@Matt-oo8qn 4 года назад

Three replies.

@sadiew 4 года назад

Matt four replies

@magpie405 4 года назад

i am sorry the JUICE in your EYES... FREEZES??

@slightlyaboveaverage2235 4 года назад

True story

@isabellefleszar5851 4 года назад

Yes, eye juice freezes if we don’t blink enough

@hydras5947 4 года назад

Canada

@shreeyastache 4 года назад

magalí yes I cry solid

@kweenkiki4238 4 года назад

It’s true, I’m the eye juice.

@tsifirakiehl4250 2 года назад

My headcanon is that the mall Santa wasn’t actually the real Santa; he was just a mall Santa who was way too committed to the role.

@aniiahie Год назад

im sorry kurtis, but the younger sister asking if the energizer bunny wasn't real was the funniest thing i've heard

@l-exist 20 дней назад

Your pfp kinda looks like an omori oc

@panakinskywalker6391 4 года назад

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one acknowledges that their mall santa also just so happens to be real life santa from the north pole

@mooniethemew 4 года назад

another andrew rannells fan:) hello.

@pokaay3163 4 года назад

Because of this movie I like to think since mall Santa’s are everywhere, and this one so happens to be a Santa clause, that all mall Santa’s are in fact different Santa clauses. Like a brotherhood or something.

@tamiaking8725 4 года назад

i was thinking the same thing omggg

@chelseajanele 4 года назад

YES

@CaseyShontz 4 года назад

Pokey Oat genius

@a-yf6ho 4 года назад

That green screen quality at the beginning was still better than Neil Breen's entire collection of movies.

@29jgirl92 4 года назад

Dude thats not even a joke!

@a-yf6ho 4 года назад

@@29jgirl92 lol

@Oparer 4 года назад

Neil Breens videos are the pinnacle of perfection. Please show some respect.

@starmanda88 4 года назад

Take that back.

@ktony859 4 года назад

Neil Breen taught him everything he knows

@StealthJones271 2 года назад

I low-key want to see an entire movie with youtuber editing.

@tivthetat7067 8 месяцев назад

Ngl, the hoodlums throwing hamburgers at the mall cop is like the funniest shit ever

@tivthetat7067 7 месяцев назад

“THIS ONES GOT KETCHUP” like why did that make me laugh so hard

@ironicappreciation4374 4 года назад

“Hot republican senator Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Hot republican senator Santa:

@moved.6963 3 года назад

6 6 6 l i k e s

@therealmarketpliers3777 3 года назад

the profile picture. all I can say.

@doogygergola4590 3 года назад

Unrelated but that’s the deathly hallows in your profile picture right?

@therealmarketpliers3777 3 года назад

@@doogygergola4590 sure is

@doogygergola4590 3 года назад

ravenclaw genius I’m a ravenclaw too :)

@yeeyee7720 4 года назад

apologising for flexing about being Canadian is very Canadian nice job kurtis

@krissa5532 4 года назад

@Olivia he sure is

@ellawadbrook571 4 года назад

@Olivia yeah he's the mayor of canada

@user-oi2ef1fc9o 4 года назад

@Olivia He's also the one that decided that rivers should be maple syrup.

@Emma-zj1pz 4 года назад

Olivia he’s the one that gave our igloos indoor plumbing, and made the new polar bear protection laws duh

@ceci7783 4 года назад

tbh canadians have the right to flex on the US we deserve it

@McBehrer 2 года назад

11:25 ok, that was actually a pretty good joke, just maybe not executed well. Like "There is no Santa Claus, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Queen of England!"

@flameindigo8035 Год назад

lmao reading this after the queen died hits different

@Hamdragons 4 месяца назад

Yeah, the Megamind joke was well executed. This one could’ve been funny but they just didn’t make it funny lol

@alexpaulk2819 2 года назад

My favorite effect Kurtis does is when he makes his head huge while he’s watching something dumb with a completely straight face. I crack up every single time holy shit

@pescadoquemado 4 года назад

please make a video about that movie about the two girls who somehow get trapped under a pool cover at a public pool. The trailer is so confusing and so bad. It's a horror film. I need to see how that has a dramatic 2 hours story about it i don't understand at all. It's called 12 Feet Deep.

@nessienethquik 4 года назад

omg looking this up ASAP

@jaxystarr7108 4 года назад

I'm commenting to bump this up so he sees this.

@imbuffysummers 4 года назад

It’s apparently inspired by true events 😳

@hotcassidilla 4 года назад

bump

@marilythe2687 4 года назад

bro they literally copied the title of "47 Meters Down" . You know, the shark horror movie?

@charleyhaeberle6113 3 года назад

I’d love if Kurtis just switched between the straight and gay couple and not mention it until the very end

@katiem656 3 года назад

Innit

@animalistic. 3 года назад

@@katiem656 beans n toast

@katiem656 3 года назад

@@animalistic. spaghetti and sausages from a tin on toast?

@animalistic. 3 года назад

@@katiem656 some fish n chips

@katiem656 3 года назад

@@animalistic. tea and crumpets

@tiacat11 Год назад

The whole "Santa Baby, don't you know clothes make the man" song makes me unreasonably angry because it just spits in the face of what every other Christmas story is trying to tell you about how giving presents is more an expression of intent than actual material worth and the money doesn't matter. And then this movie comes around and is like "nah man if you don't wear designer brands then obviously people in your life don't really love you"

@darkserpent7191 Год назад

Ngl I think it is really funny the girl who the mall cop went out on a date with once started screaming when she saw him because. kurtis wants to jump into a volcano everytime he sees that mall cop, the girl probably does too.

@carinajohnsoniscool 4 года назад

danny, drew, and kurtis claiming they’ve found the worst christmas movie only to one up each other immediately

@virgildyson2585 4 года назад

Well Danny also said The Santa Clause could also be the best Christmas movie so...

@deereye87 4 года назад

c johnson Unrelated but your pfp is adorable

@carinajohnsoniscool 4 года назад

Plushypony 94 hahaha thank you!! he’s my dog :)

@kellyelizabeth8384 4 года назад

c johnson wholesome🥺

@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq 4 года назад

I think Drew’s Christmas movie was the best... did you know that the main character has a job?

@blahblahblahEMILY 4 года назад

Why did she make Santa look like a nasty old Republican billionaire tho

@sabrinawilliams8717 4 года назад

That's George Hamilton, he looks like that off screen too. Haha he used to have a huge acting career, it's gone downhill.

@littleleakyleakythere 4 года назад

i scrolled down in the comments when he said huge and i genuinely thot kurtis had played a clip of trump

@user-sg6ww7ts6n 4 года назад

my thots exactly

@octoberistired Год назад

11:15 On the note of the energiser bunny, not only did I think it was real, I thought it came with the batteries, generally begged my parents to buy me them. They were so confused.

@endplanets 11 месяцев назад

Mandela Affect your loved ones! Show the straight version one Christmas, and secretly swap it out with the gay one next year. Ah, the memories you will create.

@daashazireael6613 4 года назад

That santa baby song sounds like it was sung by trisha paytas

@biteykins5753 4 года назад

Oop

@Annabellethedoll666 4 года назад

Da Asha Zireael 😂

@punKRaWKgrL333 4 года назад

"clothes that make the man" WTF!?!

@codyhellier1289 4 года назад

Underrated comment]

@britann9539 4 года назад

It was

@BurnTheTeddy 2 года назад

The dads had more chemistry than the straight couple

@brookerobertson5832 2 года назад

I know, like that scene on the couch where the dads are cuddling, side by side with mom and dad just s i t t i n g, not even touching is so funny.

@girlscanbedrummers5449 Год назад

@@brookerobertson5832 Just because they were just sitting didn't mean they didn't have chemistry. Just stop already like it's not even fucking real. 💀

@No-uf8xp Год назад

@@brookerobertson5832 ikr actually crying it’s amazing

@boomerangswingsbothways Год назад

Is it canon that the straight couple is on the brink of divorce or something while the dads just look so happy and lovey dovey ?

@BurnTheTeddy Год назад

@@boomerangswingsbothways Idk I didnt see the movie but it seems like

@urmom-zh6zs 2 года назад

7:33 notice how the gay couple looks noticably more happy than the straight couple? coincidence? i think not

@hendreterblanche9560 Год назад

"Winter f*ckin sucks. The only good thing about the winter is Christmas" Me: *Laughs in hot af southern hemisphere weather*

@echo_is_probably_sleeping Год назад

Haha me too Which makes it extra funny for me cause I love the snow lol

@TheDavidish 4 года назад

I wondered what happens if you aren't subscribed when the extra greeting comes on, so I made an alt account and tried. Kurtis loudly starts shaming you with a high pitched screech noise playing Edit: Thanks for the likes and dont try it I'm scarred

@hell6295 4 года назад

Juan Cortez Muro oh my god shut up

@MagicalGirlFia 4 года назад

Eveo Airo He’s Dolphin Man

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад

Hear him screech at night Because he just wants a friend

@mai-ph9yo 4 года назад

@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 It'll be quite a fright (jesus christ)

@Blakethegreater 4 года назад

and then he immediately apologizes right after because he’s canadian

@sadie6308 4 года назад

Wait- isn’t he a MALL Santa?? He’s not actually Santa, is he??

@TheBeatlesToday 4 года назад

Have you never seen Miracle on 34th St? He's both the real Santa and a mall Santa.

@andrearupe8094 4 года назад

Mall Santa is real!

@andyblanton6570 3 года назад

Yneos

@vinnyart92 2 года назад

classic Christmas movie trope where mall Santa turns out to be real Santa

@valx5 2 года назад

what’s happening

@therealblacktronempire1987 Год назад

12:30 *what do I nose?

@yekaterina4804 Год назад

exactly

@wasteland.baby. Год назад

**what do i gnome

@seachelle2316 10 месяцев назад

this haunts me 😭😭😭

@Mx.muffin 8 месяцев назад

21:02 Bro, they made santa look like President Business from the lego movie

@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin Год назад

I'm just gonna pretend that the parents are in an open marriage and the kids have two dad's and a mom that love them dearly.

@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin Год назад

@@Wildjeo yes

@LynxAureate Год назад

Omg, like a polyamourous couple?

@pap-fr Год назад

@maliha4183 4 года назад

Imagine not getting an extra greeting.. Can't relate.

@sossboy1 4 года назад

this post was made by the kurtis town citizens

@tomhollandisababe1441 4 года назад

and that's on being a member of Kurtis town 💅

@krusher181 4 года назад

hah, same... like maybe back in 2017 or something... when i was a loser

@sunder530 4 года назад

Juan Cortez Muro Shut. Up

@jess-vd4po 4 года назад

Juan Cortez Muro bro why are you replying this on literally *every* comment?

@lexierivas6289 4 года назад

The energizer bunny isn’t real??? Then tell me WHO puts batteries in my shoes once a year

@emas5511 4 года назад

ur mom

@blue1601 4 года назад

@@emas5511 please don't be immature. We know it's the tooth fairy.

@emas5511 4 года назад

Blue :-\ the tooth fairy is dead

@blue1601 4 года назад

@@emas5511 Again, don't be immature. We know you're the public rep. for Santa. Talking bad about your leading competitor is sad.

@krusher181 4 года назад

WHO PUT THE BATTERIES IN MY REMOTE EVERY YEAR?!?!?!

@loraelizabeth7580 10 месяцев назад

Something I didn’t learn until college was that the term “hook up” can mean just “get together” or connect in some romantic way (ie. make out). I had a roommate that said something about “hooking up” with a guy the night prior but in my head I was like “I was with you all night and all y’all did was make out”. I believe I said to her “hooked up?” and looked confused, to which she replied “yeah we made out” one of our other roommates confirmed. I think it’s weird and I don’t use it that way but a lot of teens do.

@MissValentina125 2 года назад

That "Play the real Santa Baby" sketch made me laugh so much I had to watch it three times.

@meowx4000 4 года назад

"The more dads the merrier, that's what I say" Kurtis is the one true ally

@vajytte 4 года назад

i agree angie yonaga

@15secondsoffame60 4 года назад

*I a g r e e w i t h t h a t!*

@tetra618 3 года назад

*cries silently*

@everyonesfavoritelesbian3223 3 года назад

Thank you Angie, very cool. Also yeah, I love how Kurtis is such a great ally. Most youtubers say stuff like “I don’t care if you’re gay” or “It doesn’t matter! No one cares” It’s nice how supportive Kurtis is.

@zombiegirlfriend 3 года назад

hell yea danganronpa fans in the kurtis conner comment section

@bellad4019 4 года назад

Santa looks like a politician after the montages. He’s literally every American politician

@riabouchinska 4 года назад

I know, it kinda grosses me out tbh

@Supremedalex 4 года назад

And the way he says huge at the Suit place reminds of someone very specific

@dodie3412 4 года назад

i was thinking more like a 1950’s business man

@emilyb.8219 4 года назад

Every *Republican

@kianadresse891 4 года назад

You traitor, how dare you show your face here after what you did to meme man

@thedinothing1024 Год назад

13:16 The Lost World: Jurassic Park does something similar where one of the writers gets a performing role of “Unlucky Bastard” where he immediately gets eaten by a Tyrannosaurus

@justagalwhocomments 9 месяцев назад

Lolll

@Lee-wf4kr Год назад

Just had a mental breakdown about college so I came straight to Kurtis' channel for comfort. My eyes may be burning too much to actually see the video, but the sound healed my soul. Works every time.

@olive-ridley6080 3 года назад

They wood-stained Santa to make him hot, he looks like he's a leather couch whose wish came true to become a real man

@becauseimafan 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 Best comment, holy sh-t! I want this phrase to live in my brain forever so I can enjoy it whenever I want a laugh, OMG! 🤣🤣

@ayannabranchcomb7535 3 года назад

This is one of theee best insults ive seen today 😂

@leethefaxmachine8980 3 года назад

Omg I’m dyyyyiiiing 😂

@zinatreasure1143 3 года назад

PLEASEEEEE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SNAP SO HARD

@dahliadoll1110 3 года назад

LOL 😭😭😭

@mayd.7873 4 года назад

that one dad is just a bisexual polyamorous king who loves his husband and his wife with all his heart

@pokaay3163 4 года назад

M.J. Dossey perfect 👏

@delightfulrainclouds6394 4 года назад

_yeees_

@MagicalGirlFia 4 года назад

Aww yes

@aquaticgrass2615 4 года назад

Hubbuuibnkhbbhsnjs

@sealogic4552 4 года назад

Icon

@0.G.x 7 месяцев назад

imagine watching one version with your family and the next year you watch the different version just to fuck with them

@lauraatthecorepoint 2 года назад

What if there’s actually a third movie where Mrs. Claus is switched out for the Energizer Bunny and it’s called “Too Cool for Christmas -Keeps Going and Going”

@brattierr 4 года назад

the Cantonese part just sounded like racism with extra steps

@bae-jing4260 4 года назад

i speak cantonese and that scene made me want to duct tape my ears closed

@meeraketheeswaran8487 4 года назад

@@bae-jing4260 i speak cantonese as well and i didnt understand a word of it???

@blepblep7245 4 года назад

@@meeraketheeswaran8487 because it's not Cantonese lmao, he's talking nonsense that sounds like a stereotypical "Cantonese noise." but yea i don't speak Cantonese but some of my family members do, and.. don't think that even sounds Cantonese

@bigsimp2695 4 года назад

I can speak and understand Cantonese and listening to his attempt to speak it made me lose multiple brain cells

@a.a.g.h.1679 4 года назад

The weird thing is this seems to be a trope? We have this movie, and then in The Christmas Mail review on Drew Gooden’s channel, Santa’s daughter speaks what I can assume to be Cantonese, but knowing the budget on these movies and how much they care about being accurate, probably not.

@ChickanWingify 4 года назад

the gayness made it way too cool for christmas but the hetero one is just very cool

@mckennysommer4260 4 года назад

ChickanWingify 🤔

@rowstiels8216 4 года назад

Why can’t it just be both of them are cool and it ends there

@rowstiels8216 4 года назад

Not trying to hate but some people act like being straight is better or being gay is better why can’t it just be both are nice

@ChickanWingify 4 года назад

i was just makin a joke abt the titles chief, it’s not that deep

@rowstiels8216 4 года назад

ChickanWingify yeah sorry I’m just fed up with some parts of the lgbtq+ community it was wrong to take it out on you

@slimegood9192 Год назад

Kurtis: looks like theres something under the tree The gift: literally in front of the tree

@rumis.dollsss.15 Год назад

4:09, I genuinely thought it was YOU that added the sound effect 😭😭💔

@barcobeb9213 4 года назад

"She was the gift all along" Human trafficking hour

@alittleedgy8947 3 года назад

Cha cha real smoof

@Leah-ne2dk 3 года назад

666 likes

@croakinc3670 3 года назад

Is that supposed to be funny, asshole?

@barcobeb9213 3 года назад

@@croakinc3670 yeah

@user-vm6xp4un2h 3 года назад

Wayfair come get your mans

@sy-fb1xv 4 года назад

As a Chinese person... the Cantonese part was awful. To say the least. That was not Cantonese at all, just a racist stereotype of how Asian people are supposed to speak.

@_Funaroma 4 года назад

sy that just makes this even worse. This movie was garbage

@noob-master_69 4 года назад

Lmao do you have a rough translation of what he said?

@sy-fb1xv 4 года назад

noobmaster 69 i would if i could, but that wasn't cantonese, it was just random sounds he was making

@lotus_dream 4 года назад

@@noob-master_69 yup.. random noises.. I was expecting a bad attempt at Cantonese but that wasn't even an attempt

@kaypat23 4 года назад

ikr. He wasn't even speaking Cantonese oh god

@eddykidplayzyt 9 месяцев назад

While I don’t endorse the fact that they hired an extra actor to be the difference between the two movies(pick a lane, either 2 dads or 1 dad 1 mom, it doesnt make a difference), the sheer potential for doing a Mandela effect prank is honestly incredible

@JackJarrell-gt2vz 5 месяцев назад

they were doing it cause america sucks

@lilchemo616 Год назад

Kurtis calling a pen cap a “lid” absolutely sent me

@lmckay5078 Год назад

Is this a Canadian thing, cause I call it a lid too😅

@lilchemo616 Год назад

@@lmckay5078 I guess it might be a Canadian thing, I’m from Minnesota but we call it a cap

@sparkyblizz Год назад

hi, Australian here, we also call it a lid!

@TheeEnglishKnight Год назад

we also call them pen lids here

@thealmightybipper3381 6 месяцев назад

From Arizona, I call it a lid

@ValueNetwork 3 года назад

I love how she roasted Santa by saying he was invented by corporations. Then she made him look like a stereotypical businessman

@akaza_brainrot5700 2 года назад

LMAO

@annapruitt5546 2 года назад

She made him look like a conservative politician hahaha with that red tie

@commscan314 2 года назад

@@annapruitt5546 HE LOOKS LIKE RICHARD NIXON

@commscan314 2 года назад

@@annapruitt5546 He bugs his political opponents' Christmas gifts.

@aribantala 2 года назад

He literally looked like Vince McMahon lmaoooo

@usernameusernameson3502 4 года назад

When I was a kid I actually legit thought that the engerizer bunny was supposed to be the easter Bunny so I thought the Easter bunny was a pink bunny that wore sunglasses and he played the drum in his spare time. I'm dead serious.

@deereye87 4 года назад

woop woopity woop EAT THE FCKING BATTERIES

@dealwitit6563 4 года назад

That'd make the holiday twice as good

@beetlejellies 4 года назад

Imagine waking up on Easter, grabbing your basket, and there are just.. batteries everywhere. Like, all the eggs are batteries. The furniture has been replaced with batteries. The walls? Batteries. Your parents? BATTERIES. You look down at your hands. THEY. ARE. BATTERIES. YOU ARE BATTERIES. BATTERIES ARE REALITY FOREVER NOW.

@PhuzBee 4 года назад

@@beetlejellies Dude, are you okay? Where on the puppet did the Energizer Bunny touch you?

@Daidek 4 года назад

@@PhuzBee Everywhere.

@chucklebutt4470 7 месяцев назад

That dumb twist at the end of wanting her home from christmas was actually kinda sweet 😭

@odessah 2 года назад

i love how he says you're dumb if you ever thought the energizer bunny was real but he believed in house hippos for literal years

@FSEThompson 4 года назад

sometimes i forget kurtis is canadian and then he says shit like "it's the time of year when the eye juice in your eye freezes"

@whalesharko4465 4 года назад

No but that happens in London too

@FSEThompson 4 года назад

@@whalesharko4465 Oh I don't doubt it happens in a lot of cold climates, it's just a real jolt to my Australian brain lol

@whalesharko4465 4 года назад

@@FSEThompson oh, plus it's summer for you - I send cold

@wnstn_9446 4 года назад

Another Aussie that shares my confusion, thankyou

@janedoex1398 4 года назад

Lol, the joy of not knowing how it is to wear 4 layers of clothes, or put on freshly washed , dried , nice smelling clothes.....step outside...... only to get sogging wet from cold city rain, or dirty up to your knees from, grey , half- melted street- snow a second later ...... When I was a kid we had up to 1 meter of snow in December.....now it's not cold enough long enough for the rarely falling snow to stay ....therefore the mud.....but climate change is a hoax. I guess so are the bush fires in Australia and the 30 million dead animals and counting....all a hoax.... Yeah. Edit : typo

@homestuckkinnie3671 4 года назад

actually tho, props to the filmmakers for including an gay couple, they could have decided to just film the heterosexual couple so that they didn't have to film the movie twice and they could have a wider audience, but they chose to film the movie twice so that they could include that gay couple.

@shadowcultist 3 года назад

@@soprecious5864 yeah but they still had to film it twice bc of the gay couple? even if the gay couple came first they made that decision knowing theyd have to refilm with straight people lol

@soprecious5864 3 года назад

spicy sushi yeah i know i dont know why i said that im just fucking stupid omg

@lotussavage1283 3 года назад

it was the opposite, the original network was LGBT and the producers made the straight version as a guarantee they could profit it

@homestuckkinnie3671 3 года назад

Lotus Savage damn they really flipped the script there on the hets. usually the gay couple comes second

@urmom-sy4tv 3 года назад

it was the opposite, but props to them for making the original have a gay couple

@Loser6888 9 месяцев назад

Tbh the part with the girl who went on the date with the cop is the best part of this movie she’s just saying what we all feel

@fenrisguy 9 месяцев назад

Love the fact the two dads look so much more in love than the straight version. No chemistry between the dad and mother, so much between the two dads

@radaloui9312 4 года назад

so many skits, but never too many.

@Lena-cw2yd 4 года назад

why are there no replies... or am i hallucinating

@tobiasdonnelly6571 4 года назад

Zoe P. yeah wtf is happening

@swago69 3 года назад

Lol wth

@majik1098 3 года назад

Wowza

@raedai8819 3 года назад

Skits=gifts merry Christmas in june

@malinicorrea9379 4 года назад

I literally cannot imagine anything sadder than a skinny Santa

@arcadialabon8536 3 года назад

Ákos Dánffy Jesus Christ it’s santa

@mel0dez 3 года назад

you stealing this comment is way sadder

@lindsey7204 3 года назад

This reminds me SO MUCH of that part in Rudolph where Mrs. Claus is like “NObody likes a skinny Santa.. eat, Papa, eat!!”

@BeachDogs_ 3 года назад

just imagine being friends with kandy ken. there i did it for you.

@waltervaquerano7608 3 года назад

@@mel0dez oh my God report them to the police they stole RU-vid comment

@wandergreyzongeferson3637 Год назад

It’s that time of the year again. When we get together to give the best gift of all. MATCHING CHRISTMAS MAKEOVERS

@happyswife427 Год назад

I love how in the side by side comparison the gay couple look so cuddly and with the straight one they're just sitting next to eachother

@marianmcclellan6527 4 года назад

Dude, the extra greeting hits different after you subscribe

@yudhadwiprabowo 4 года назад

How ? I'm not subribe yet

@lunyferox 4 года назад

@@yudhadwiprabowo you gotta subscribe to feel it it's actual magic

@yudhadwiprabowo 4 года назад

@@lunyferox 🤔 convince me more.

@LeoUnavailable 4 года назад

You know for a fact its made for you, and youre not pretending or simply hearing it. Not subscribing is like someone saying "i like your hair" to someone next to you, and YOU knowingly reply with thank you as a joke. Subscribing means youre the one complimented in that case. Hope you're convinced.

@yudhadwiprabowo 4 года назад

@@LeoUnavailable ok thanks, that convince me enough. 👍

@dsouz7698 4 года назад

LGBTQ community: can we have some representation? *Gives them this movie* The community: Nevermind I think I’ll pass

@albadernadia 4 года назад

i-is your name a tribute to panic! at the disco, twenty øne pilots, fall out boy and... idk 5 seconds of summer maybe? if so, WE STAN.

@PrestaPretzel 4 года назад

The movie: fine I'll have a copy of myself with straight parents

@capylost 3 года назад

i mean the gay couple was cute and they were pretty affectionate, werent stereotypical and didnt make a big deal out of the fact they were gay, so i have no problem with it tbh