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GOP Stumbles Toward Midterms as Trump Claims All Elections Are Rigged: A Closer Look 

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Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump making it difficult for Republicans to pretend they have a serious governing philosophy by claiming all elections are rigged and launching a deranged attack on Mitch McConnell and his wife.
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@jenjabby
@jenjabby Год назад
I'm pretty sure McCarthy's pamphlet just says "Handmaid's Tale"
@jeanetteandersson7152
@jeanetteandersson7152 Год назад
True!!!
@Original_Syn
@Original_Syn Год назад
Instead of watching that show and thinking “Wow what a horrible dystopia that’d be to live in” they were like “Damn, that’s a great Idea I should really write that down.”
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
Handmaid's Tale is not an instruction book
@jaypierce0811
@jaypierce0811 Год назад
It says "see other side" on both sides.
@MatterMeetsAntimatter
@MatterMeetsAntimatter Год назад
@Jenja, You are far too generous in giving credit to the MAGA cultists…they don’t read books; only Twitter and Discount Twitter. 😉
@southsider9638
@southsider9638 Год назад
"We're going to make a commitment to America if you just trust us. We aren't going to tell you what it is, but just trust us...." ~Kevin McCarthy
@vendora1
@vendora1 Год назад
nope
@Jamzocd
@Jamzocd Год назад
“We’re going to cut your Social Security and Medicare and give big tax cuts to our billionaire donors.”
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Yeah, sounds like a contract we definitely shouldn't sign!
@drebk
@drebk Год назад
Lots of specificity... like making America great. How much more specific do you really need? C'mon now
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 Год назад
Exactly! We will impeach Joe Biden. We have no reason, but that is our AGENDA!!
@carolineglynndewell5013
@carolineglynndewell5013 Год назад
Seth, I am gen Z and I watch A Closer Look every morning before school (3 years and counting). It is my favorite part of the morning, even if I don’t get half of your old people jokes
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi Год назад
It's OK, I'm a Boomer and I don't get most of the youth references - but I still love it.
@mirandaharlow3719
@mirandaharlow3719 Год назад
I don’t have quite the commitment but i’m a junior in high school and i LOVE Seth!
@kepler186f4
@kepler186f4 Год назад
For almost four years we heard "Repeal and replace...", in reference to the Affordable Care Act and when questioned about what the defeated former president was going to replace it with... we got, "It's a great plan, we're still working on it... it'll be ready in two weeks..."... it was the longest two weeks ever.... QMAGA, all noise, no substance.
@JoeEnglandShow
@JoeEnglandShow Год назад
I want to feel optimistic about the midterms and relax a little, but after every traumatic disappointment since 2016 my ability to feel at ease has been crippled. No matter how badly the GOP screws up again and again, or how obvious it is that no sane human being should rely on them for any positive outcome, or how clearly the signs point towards Democratic victories, I will be acutely uncomfortable until this horror show ends. I've been made all too aware of America's capacity for stupidity.
@angelpaschall4378
@angelpaschall4378 Год назад
Well said.
@nerfherder4284
@nerfherder4284 Год назад
They will win the house and the circus show will continue 😔
@daBears06
@daBears06 Год назад
What signs point toward a Democrat victory? Gas be like 5 bucks 🤣
@elizabethm888
@elizabethm888 Год назад
I agree. Can't wait until next January 6th hearing. So the GOP'S strategy is: If we win, no question. If they win. It was rigged
@tentardigrades968
@tentardigrades968 Год назад
Unfortunately I think our chances aren’t great.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 Год назад
Elise's empty brained smile when being asked that question will haunt my nightmares.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад
I know, right. Smile meets The Body Snatchers.
@realfan3565
@realfan3565 Год назад
She is a educated woman she is just one of the grifters
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Год назад
I know! Totally frozen for ten seconds straight, and that seems to be going around in the GOP crowd these days. Maybe a new COVID-19 mutation?
@dalastdon2574
@dalastdon2574 Год назад
Exactly. That’s the smile of someone with a gun pointed at them.
@deborah3250
@deborah3250 Год назад
it's the look a serial killers girlfriend would give the police when she is complicit in the crimes.
@lilyjiri
@lilyjiri Год назад
The “dog bit” had me laughing so hard😅.. I haven’t laughed this much in weeks ❤ .. Thanks Grandpa Seth!
@c0r3s4v3
@c0r3s4v3 Год назад
Have to wonder how many DOGS cheated tRump..?🤔 Can we get a dog to run for POTUS just so we can watch the debate?🤣
@hummingbird3771
@hummingbird3771 Год назад
Bwahahahaa! You must be one of the "youngs" 😉
@johnbuchanan3671
@johnbuchanan3671 Год назад
Trump must be talking about the dogs in the cheesy 70s/80s velvet poster of the dogs playing Poker! 😅😂 He must of had them in his Cheesy resorts!
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Год назад
I love Seth. No one delivers jokes like Seth. Laughing so much at his expressions, he's so darn cool.
@sred5856
@sred5856 Год назад
A commitment, a plan, a plan for a commitment and a commitment to a plan - all in a single pamphlet. What a commitment.
@jasonhenson7948
@jasonhenson7948 Год назад
A commitment to a plan for a new direction. It would be less vague if they were jumping on that Harry Styles bandwagon I hear people going on about.
@anro7137
@anro7137 Год назад
Lol, he said new direction and I swear to god a One Direction song popped into my head!
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 Год назад
Yes that was probably the most vague plan I have ever heard. They could have simply said "We have a plan" and we'd have just as much detailed information.
@christinemccrea4371
@christinemccrea4371 Год назад
I had to check if this was a palindrome. It reads aloud like one :)
@cerealkiillar
@cerealkiillar Год назад
If only they could BE committed! Loony birds....
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 Год назад
Kevin McCarthy: "Here's our commitment to America." **holds up a tiny brochure**
@pysq8
@pysq8 Год назад
A long flashcard at best 😆 Written on it: "Fool the peeps."
@pipedown1246
@pipedown1246 Год назад
Republicans have nothing and their gullibile voters are like you have my vote
@kcbowman4042
@kcbowman4042 Год назад
Maybe it was DeSantis' fake Martha's Vineyard "brochure". Prosecute DeSantis and Abbott for conspiracy to traffic human beings legally! in the US, and the DHS folks who faked their addresses.
@jbfullmer
@jbfullmer Год назад
When you take out all the pork spending these things don't have to be very long.
@mrroboshadow
@mrroboshadow Год назад
@@jbfullmer should be at least longer than a take out menu
@edmer68
@edmer68 Год назад
Never a bogus Closer Look thanks to Seth and his talented crew! Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
@pysq8
@pysq8 Год назад
Cowabunga?
@EndPoliticalCorruption
@EndPoliticalCorruption Год назад
@@pysq8 Right era, wrong IP.
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates Год назад
🥳
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates Год назад
@@pysq8 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀
@pysq8
@pysq8 Год назад
@@EndPoliticalCorruption I get that all the time. 😂
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 Год назад
OMG. This was totally off the rails and I loved every second of it! By the way Seth, we're not old!
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад
Stefanik sitting there waiting to speak, fixed grin, not blinking, is terrifying.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Год назад
Stepford Trumpublican woman.
@ggjohnson5754
@ggjohnson5754 Год назад
And first thing out of her mouth is a slogan.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Год назад
I'm terrified and disgusted that she is from my state !
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
@@roni6215 I feel for you!!! We have Mike Lindell.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Год назад
@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Yeah , so you get it .
@rsr789
@rsr789 Год назад
I love how the people who scream so loudly against socialism also keep on cashing in their Social Security checks and want the government to keep their hands off of their Medicare!
@bobcob3362
@bobcob3362 Год назад
You do realize they are getting their own money back right?
@billy-joes6851
@billy-joes6851 Год назад
Only if they worked and paid taxes 😉
@bsquared4604
@bsquared4604 Год назад
we pay into social security. it's deducted every pay period. i do agree with you however.
@shadowjedi1
@shadowjedi1 Год назад
@@bobcob3362That is not entirely true
@tassadar7945
@tassadar7945 Год назад
@@bobcob3362 you do realize that Social security and Medicare are still socialist programs right? That's the thing about socialism, everyone pays into it and everyone benefits unlike the current late stage capitalist hellscape we are in
@victoriaatkins9272
@victoriaatkins9272 Год назад
This lady is like one of the villains from the movie "Smile"!! No answers just a great smile and a deadly threat.
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 Год назад
What I love about Seth is how much he seems to enjoy his job. It's infectuous...even when a joke falls a bit flat, I still enjoy it if Seth seems to like it because he can barely keep it together.
@gianlucaalessia5538
@gianlucaalessia5538 Год назад
McCarthys commitment plan sounded like a college student who had all semester to write a paper and now is infront of the class winging it bc he slacked off the whole semester.
@simongiles9749
@simongiles9749 Год назад
Which is exactly the "San Dinas High School football rules!" reference.
@elliotpietri98
@elliotpietri98 Год назад
@@simongiles9749 Watch Bill and Ted's Exelent Adventure...they went to San Dimas HS....
@MrT67
@MrT67 Год назад
Hmmm, in my country we don't refer to our politicians as "Sir", or Ma'am" for that matter.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Год назад
Or he jumped on Google to find some stuff for it about an hour before it was due and got distracted again by that girl on TikTok walking around the school moaning about all the jocks being jerks.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
"Knibb High football rules!!" - Billy Madison after using "The Puppy Who Lost His Way" as an allegory to the Industrial Revolution. It's what the principal says next that kills me!!
@michaelSlick50
@michaelSlick50 Год назад
Republicans: "Slogans... it's all we had time for".
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Год назад
Democrats slogan "we will help you but not before we get our cut, amd even then we won't help you"
@marceld6061
@marceld6061 Год назад
@@hellogoodbyeforever You made a little oopsie there. I think you meant to say "Republicans"- unless you are big business that is lining the pockets of Republicans? Well, of *course* you won't get help from Democrats... they want you to pay for it *yourself* with all that money you have. Then again, Democrats aren't about *Slogans*. They are about *ACTION* They are too busy fixing problems to have time to come up with catchy slogans.
@drunkengamer1977
@drunkengamer1977 Год назад
@@hellogoodbyeforever Really why is the self proclaimed billionaire still begging for donations?
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Год назад
Can't stand politics, but before they try scamming the people proclaiming a government of accountability, they need to lock up their pumpkin faced mafia boss without repercussions of violence.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
Republicans: "Cruelty IS the point."
@jimd7875
@jimd7875 Год назад
Why are politicians the only ones who speak and say absolutely Nothing. Side note, Merriam-Webster definition of Toadstool; A poisonous fungus.
@zombiechicken7114
@zombiechicken7114 Год назад
Another awesome segment. Loved the 80s reference being an old person myself!!
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones Год назад
*It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!* .
@merlinoddog2197
@merlinoddog2197 Год назад
Exactly, and it's because instead of using their immense wealth to help others they used it to warp the system in their favor.
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Год назад
And as people became complacent and turned away from politics, big money and special interests filled the void!
@ritamariekelley4077
@ritamariekelley4077 Год назад
And--We the People got poorer.
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Год назад
the rich are getting richer because they are lining their pockets with failed social programs...
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Год назад
As Marxism increased, freedoms decreased.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Did you hear what the man said? Five weeks until the midterms! Yall damn well better vote!
@eternalskeptic
@eternalskeptic Год назад
He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted.
@darkhobo
@darkhobo Год назад
"Heres the plan. The plan is a commitment. The commitment is a plan. The plan is a future for the plan of the future"
@gen77c
@gen77c Год назад
Dammit. I totally got that 80s reference even before you showed Bill and Ted... I'll have to see if my gynecologist does prostate exams...
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 Год назад
😂😂😂 IKR?!😅
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Год назад
Damnit X 2
@SilentDave
@SilentDave Год назад
As soon as he said San Dimas 😂
@goodtroublemaker143
@goodtroublemaker143 Год назад
Here ya go. 🏆
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
lol Yup
@winstonsayer
@winstonsayer Год назад
The dog bit was gold.
@Jim-cp7ng
@Jim-cp7ng Год назад
"fake throw!"
@bec7080
@bec7080 Год назад
I got tripped me a dog one time. and it kept the ball. checkmate Meyers
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Год назад
the mental imagery was perfect.
@Rfaivre1978
@Rfaivre1978 Год назад
It really was! 😂
@JonMartinYXD
@JonMartinYXD Год назад
Has anyone considered that he once played poker with dogs and they cheated?
@shannontonetta2334
@shannontonetta2334 Год назад
the Bill and Ted references made my day, thank you
@Corpsman01
@Corpsman01 Год назад
Thank you, this was great your impression keeps getting better.
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski Год назад
Just remember, GQP. You had the chance to rid yourself of The Orange Traitor, and you didn't take it. If it backfires on you, it's your own fault.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Right. Just ask Liz Cheney! Yall could've left this orange monstrosity before now, but nooo!
@NorseLax07
@NorseLax07 Год назад
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it," - Lindsey Graham.
@jenx818
@jenx818 Год назад
The GOP is trying to overthrow the constitution.... why else would Mitch McConnel allow his wife to be so publicly degraded and say he will still support Trump because that is his party.... at what point does a Republican wake up and say "TOO FAR!!! I CHOSE COUNTRY OVER PARTY!!!" I think every single one of them need to be voted out of every election for the next 20 years for them to get it... its over for them. They allowedTrump kill Lincoln again!
@tradde11
@tradde11 Год назад
And yet we will all suffer if that happens. Ok, the 1% won't.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Год назад
Oh but we want more of 2016. Lower gas and food prices, lower taxes, less government control, closed borders, booming economy, no threat of wars. MAGA BABY. TRUMP IS THE MAN.
@costello521
@costello521 Год назад
I'm kinda surprised that Scott just didn't plead the 5th when he was on CNN like he did when he stole a ton of money here in Florida.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Год назад
Well, he refused to even address the question until he'd spent thirty seconds on unrelated talking points. In politician-speak, that's pretty much the same thing.
@bonitahobbs2374
@bonitahobbs2374 Год назад
The internet Has been INVENTED ...pamphlets.........???
@jedisix
@jedisix Год назад
My new work van (A Mercedes Sprinter) came with a nine page manual JUST FOR THE FLOOR MATS and their interlocking system. That is not a joke. It's FACT!
@catgir5x
@catgir5x Год назад
OMG Seth ...I love your humor...you are spot on!!
@jimharger3264
@jimharger3264 Год назад
"they cheat like a dog" You would understand if you've played poker with a bunch of dogs.
@normjones4204
@normjones4204 Год назад
There are even pictures of them cheating while playing poker
@riotintheair
@riotintheair Год назад
Maybe I'm exhausted but Seth's imitation of Trump getting tricked by a dog made me laugh harder than I've laughed in weeks.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I laughed my ass off until I realized I could imagine Trump saying that verbatim.
@skhan1786
@skhan1786 Год назад
His trump impression is too good lol
@donnieboughton1730
@donnieboughton1730 Год назад
Same with the bill and ted reference...
@trishhunt4085
@trishhunt4085 Год назад
It was so funny because it was true! 🤣
@c016smith52
@c016smith52 Год назад
THIS! This is why I'm in the comments, same thing so freaking great!
@uncanny_ally
@uncanny_ally Год назад
Was lucky enough to see a Seth taping in September. So much fun.
@williamjohnsonii2613
@williamjohnsonii2613 Год назад
They have no details or solutions.
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
Meadows said he wants a Govt that's accountable. So let's start with the one that was booted for TOTAL unaccountability.
@hospicedragon96
@hospicedragon96 Год назад
I think he misspelled that and he really has a desire for American Gout to be #1. I think he bought stock in allopurinol.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Год назад
Who was booted, Paul?
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
@@thomasprice8127 The last Govt under mango mussolini Thomas. That's who.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Год назад
@@paulnolan4971 Who is mango Mussolini, Paul? I've heard of Benito Mussolini. Was mango his middle name? Enlighten me , Paul.
@Vaeldarg
@Vaeldarg Год назад
@@thomasprice8127 Republicans: "It's ok we're not holding him accountable by acquitting him in the Senate, since he'll be able to be held accountable for crimes he commits once he's no longer president." Also Republicans: "How dare he be held accountable for criminal possession of special access marked documents now he's no longer president!"
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 Год назад
It may have been an 80s reference, but Bill and Ted is timeless. Fantastic movie.
@patrickwilliams6143
@patrickwilliams6143 Год назад
It's an excellent adventure to be sure.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde Год назад
Nice pun
@phillipjohnson143
@phillipjohnson143 Год назад
Definitely not heinous. It is most triumphant.
@policerthought5649
@policerthought5649 Год назад
Except for that one scene where they call each other the F-slur. That didn’t age well.
@tonyjones1560
@tonyjones1560 Год назад
Party on, dudes!
@mrroboshadow
@mrroboshadow Год назад
feel like they just opened their mail, saw one of those take out pamphlets and just thought "hey i got an idea"
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
I don’t know how I would’ve gotten through the last few years of complete insanity without Seth and “A Closer Look.” I always laugh and smile. Thanks Seth and everyone at Late Night.
@riyamu6447
@riyamu6447 Год назад
Same here (plus Stephen Colbert)
@YolandaAnneBrown95726
@YolandaAnneBrown95726 Год назад
Ditto.
@theconscientiouscommunicat5094
So true!!!
@thomashauser9518
@thomashauser9518 Год назад
Seth has really found his gift. Lol. I do love Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel kicks some ass sometimes too.
@elizabethm888
@elizabethm888 Год назад
​@@riyamu6447 and Randy Rainbow.
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones Год назад
*"If you feed the horse enough oats, some will pass through to the road for the sparrows."* _"horse-and-sparrow theory - 1890"_ *CONVERTED 1980* _"trickle-down economics"_
@thomasperkins7318
@thomasperkins7318 Год назад
Clever.
@MatterMeetsAntimatter
@MatterMeetsAntimatter Год назад
Eloquent, to be sure!
@obihave3210
@obihave3210 Год назад
Hes upset about the ball because when they finally did throw the ball, he couldnt catch it with his tiny hands
@angiejones7702
@angiejones7702 Год назад
Omg I don't remember the last time I laughed so much. Seth is amazing
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
They don't do policy, just grievance.
@deborahbarnes6741
@deborahbarnes6741 Год назад
👏👏👏👏👏
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
How are these Democratic policies working out for you can you tell me one thing you benefited from one thing let me know
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 If you have to ask that question then you don't pay attention to policy, so you must be a republican, ergo my point.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
@@paulnolan4971 well here's what I know Paul when Trump was President inflation was 1.4%, now it's close to 9% when Trump was president we were energy independent gas was two bucks a gallon I paid $5.69 for regular today and it's going up when Trump was president the boards for secure now they're wide open drugs are pouring in have you heard of Fentanyl killing a lot of people in our country little girls getting raped you got money in the stock market or should I say did you have money in the stock market it's a disaster worst ever it goes on and on you're a smart guy Paul you get my point
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Really well, actually.
@jamessmith7909
@jamessmith7909 Год назад
They can't even admit, or make a commitment, to the very officers that died, and are permanently injured trying to protect them, the building they work in, and the Constitution!
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates Год назад
"Planning to make a plan is not a plan" ~ Australian bushfire awareness campaign slogan used for years. Very applicable to parties seeking election to representative positions within a representative government.
@allthetime3000
@allthetime3000 Год назад
If they had comped in the poster for Smile in the left side box when Elise Stefanik was sitting there grinning, I would have lol'ed down here in New Zealand.
@Arational
@Arational Год назад
Rick Scott is proof that rich people do not go to prison for their crimes.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Don't worry after November things will change and we'll go after Hunter and his dad you know the big guy I want to hear from you then
@ryanschmidt8468
@ryanschmidt8468 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Hunter Biden is a private citizen with no responsibility to the government or to the public.
@monrush
@monrush Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... Haaaa haaaaaaa.. Hunter biden is living in your head rent free ..
@ElissaStark514
@ElissaStark514 Год назад
He's awful 🙄 they all are.
@BluePittsley
@BluePittsley Год назад
Rick Scott is a walking and (unfortunately) talking example of political ineptitude. He had earned, in advance, every derogatory nickname he's had assigned to him as well as those he will have in the future. Smarmy creep is the only real description I can think of for him.
@icecreamhero2375
@icecreamhero2375 Год назад
This is literally that joke from Family Guy where Lois was running for mayor. She said a bunch of buzz words instead of addressing issues.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
FG wasn’t the first to notice such politicians’ techniques.
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 Год назад
Exactly!!
@Hooyahfish
@Hooyahfish Год назад
9/11
@lionessbynature8007
@lionessbynature8007 Год назад
What are you going to do? "A lot" "because, that's what Jesus would want"
@DaveLucas427
@DaveLucas427 Год назад
"9/11...was BAAAAD!" Crowd cheers.
@gregbits6109
@gregbits6109 Год назад
Wait the plan is for the commitment, or the commitment is the plan??
@MyChevySonic
@MyChevySonic Год назад
They should call their pamphlet "Come On Sense by Dumb Ass Pains."
@AskMississippiAskMississippi
“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930
@ricktherockandroller
@ricktherockandroller Год назад
3rd? Time i've seen this exact quote on late night talk show comments. (Edit)Looked it up this account has spammed that quote alot more then 3 times.
@musicwelikemang
@musicwelikemang Год назад
Sad then that Einstein is idolized and has become synonymous with intellect
@Nat3_H1gg3rs
@Nat3_H1gg3rs Год назад
He also advocated smoking cigarettes and dating relatives
@alexandradaniele
@alexandradaniele Год назад
Trumpsters don't know who Albert Einstein is.
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Год назад
"Now you know why he built that bomb!" -Rita, 2006
@WaywardVet
@WaywardVet Год назад
I'd like to offer a posthumous apology to a rottweiler that passed away years ago. I did that tennis ball fake out so many times, and in all fairness that dog weighed as much as me and could have killed me for my deception, but it never did. Total saint, that dog.
@KevinQuinn81
@KevinQuinn81 Год назад
Cheating like a dog is like a screen door on a battleship or making like a tree and getting outa here.
@dhenschel4
@dhenschel4 Год назад
" Our plan ....................is to make a plan"
@ruthbennett7563
@ruthbennett7563 Год назад
Thank all y’all for helping me hold on to my sanity through all of this. There is no logic that doesn’t lead to some rabbit hole or another. Humor is the only thread through the maze.
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Год назад
[voice in the crowd at the rally]: "He's 'avin a go at the dogs, now!"
@kathyberney5093
@kathyberney5093 Год назад
Thank you for references I can understand. I chuckle about them during my frustrating search for Geritol.
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Год назад
I’m in a constant state of being perplexed as to how on earth any human can do the following: admire, listen to, or be even slightly enamored or convinced by the banal banter espoused by this fool of fools. Seth, again, your impersonation is stellar to bring this home & is beyond on point. What a relief to know I’m not alone. Thank you.
@karrikemppainen1535
@karrikemppainen1535 Год назад
You're far from alone, friend. Asshats everywhere and people are either too lazy, scared, ignorant or overall incompetent on doing anything about anything. Greetings from Finland! There are sparks of all kinds literally everywhere atm and ruzis, dumberica and Xinnie the Poo deserve some proper roasts.
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Год назад
Greetings! Thank you! 🙌🏼
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 Год назад
I'm in Scotland. I moved home from the US early this year. I thought 2016 was bad here, but it was just the beginning. 😱
@rockierocket
@rockierocket Год назад
@@gmun2248 Truly sorry my friend…you’re not alone either. ✌🏼
@pluribus_unum
@pluribus_unum Год назад
If you want governance, elect Democrats. If you want grievance, elect Republicans.
@halofreak644
@halofreak644 Год назад
@@solomonnoah6193 i was gonna say we need that green party 🎉
@shawnkellogg4212
@shawnkellogg4212 Год назад
You might want to open your eyes.... Dims always 180 degrees wrong... All failure all the times as all the public opinion polls PROVE... can't fix neo leftist stupid!
@jeremybeattie5235
@jeremybeattie5235 Год назад
If you want criminals, elect democrats. Are you blind or stupid?
@dereksanderson3305
@dereksanderson3305 Год назад
R u serious..!!!????
@rattusgrenadus8291
@rattusgrenadus8291 Год назад
@@solomonnoah6193 why no other parties? what a joke
@cuauhtemocroldan8514
@cuauhtemocroldan8514 Год назад
Brilliant comedy, yet again! Your monologs are basically the only thing keeping me sane these days.
@bonitahobbs2374
@bonitahobbs2374 Год назад
N Colbert FOR SURE❗❗❗
@Berserker_bill
@Berserker_bill Год назад
yo that "yunz" hit me in the steel town feel-mills. a true yinzer
@Arational
@Arational Год назад
GOP new direction....Backwards
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Год назад
you support a side that is ok with castrating children because little timmy put on a dress and wanted to play with with sisters doll... 🙄
@rolandreyna215
@rolandreyna215 Год назад
More like downwards toward oblivion and hell
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
So how are the Democrats doing running the country how's that working out for you
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Год назад
@@rolandreyna215 you're talking about the last two years right? I know you don't have a 401k but if you did you wouldn't be happy.
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Год назад
Early voting in my New Mexico county begins Oct 11. I'll be there.
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
Early voting opens soon. I have it marked on my calendar
@hellogoodbyeforever
@hellogoodbyeforever Год назад
even more Republicans will be there.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Год назад
@@hellogoodbyeforever you mean the ones formerly known as Republicans since Jan6 pushed even the hesitant over to the blue or independent side. Then there's That Mar A LAGO stolen top secret government documents and government documents in general breaking Trump's own law about the removal of classified or just government documents from the areas they are to kept in. 5 years per document. A felony conviction. Since 2017 under trump, multiple women have been imprisoned. Heck, if trump was named Hillary , he'd throw himself in prison.
@khakiwolf4146
@khakiwolf4146 Год назад
You open the pamphlet and it's just quotes from Mein Kamph.
@2LukeV
@2LukeV Год назад
I always look forward to Seth's updates on politics... coz who has the time to read articles
@ellec7276
@ellec7276 Год назад
~'What the commitment is, is a plan, a plan for a new direction, a new direction which is South, South is a direction like East or West, but South is the new direction we're heading to roll out that plan, & that plan is is a commitment to America!' Yup! NO vagueness there!😂
@anthonynorton666
@anthonynorton666 Год назад
A common problem in politics: confusing defining a goal as being the same thing as a plan to get there. What do you if your hungry and you have a can of food with no can opener? Politician's answer: you eat the contents of the can.
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 Год назад
I think you give them too much credit in thinking they can actually define a goal. Usually it's empty rhetoric. "We will protect freedom! Make everything great!"
@alexwyatt2911
@alexwyatt2911 Год назад
@@Omni0404 I’m with you. Their “goals” are “owning the libs” and acquiring power.
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Год назад
Can-openers are socialism! Anybody with one can eat the contents of the can!
@JamesElise160
@JamesElise160 Год назад
Republican/conservative politician answer to same question: you go out for dinner
@S.Pociecha
@S.Pociecha Год назад
When they come up with "order pizza", they have my cats' vote!
@slyasleep
@slyasleep Год назад
Came back again today specifically for the ball bit.
@nuclearferrets
@nuclearferrets Год назад
Ayyy Seth’s trump impersonation remains the best out there, so many times it has me laughing in tears. His character is almost adorable.
@Miapetdragon69
@Miapetdragon69 Год назад
You have to give him a little bit of leeway with that speech, Herschel Walker did write it for him 😁
@julielevasseur7391
@julielevasseur7391 Год назад
Lol! The cheating dog thing was too funny. Thought I'd spit out my soup, ha.
@Christopher-jq3jv
@Christopher-jq3jv Год назад
Damn I did get the reference and I was supposed to have a prostrate exam but had forgot....creepy.
@victorm7274
@victorm7274 Год назад
13:00 NAILED IT !!!
@julianmitchell2186
@julianmitchell2186 Год назад
Whenever my friend was traveling through San Dimas he would call me and just yell, San Dimas high school football rules, then hang up.
@kittykay8015
@kittykay8015 Год назад
LOL, i do the same thing. I'm a San Dimas Grad as well.
@shaesnell3938
@shaesnell3938 Год назад
I love how Seth takes his jokes through their full journey, he's still doing SNL skits in his head and I'm here for it
@Pantha242
@Pantha242 Год назад
Except, unlike SNL skits, he's actually funny.. 😅
@ZolaClyde
@ZolaClyde Год назад
@@Pantha242 Can’t help but agree with you, SNL’s definitely in a slump while Seth continues to be awesome!😊
@21desert
@21desert Год назад
Same
@shaesnell3938
@shaesnell3938 Год назад
@@Pantha242 😂
@johnchapman5003
@johnchapman5003 Год назад
@@Pantha242 c x
@EllieRose1997
@EllieRose1997 Год назад
WTF? If they gave that paper to me i would rip it up. Don't know weather to laugh or cry...
@Lee.ELIXIR
@Lee.ELIXIR Год назад
Keep it up Seth.....Fkin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mutts1979
@Mutts1979 Год назад
From one of the old people, this was the best a closer look yet
@c.a.t.732
@c.a.t.732 Год назад
Perhaps when Trump talked about "cheating like a dog" he was referring to one of those dogs playing poker paintings, which he thought was real.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Yeah we get it you're about the fifth person to say the same thing already be original or don't waste our time
@JesusRamirez03
@JesusRamirez03 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 cope and seethe 😉
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
@@JesusRamirez03 He's just trolling because he's made several comments. He likes to use Hillary Clinton as a deflection tool when his hero and the Republicans are called out. And he dogs on YOU for mentioning something other people have. Just like the other bootlickers, he goes on and on about tired old crap that happened years ago.
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 Год назад
"All elections are rigged unless we win!" -GQP lol
@vendora1
@vendora1 Год назад
yup
@ellzgoespro6568
@ellzgoespro6568 Год назад
Hell, it was even "rigged" when he "won" so what are you gonna do?!
@saltycabbage42
@saltycabbage42 Год назад
the democrats screamed rigged when bush won and when trump won what's your point bringing it up both sides say it's rigged if they don't win
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy Год назад
@@ellzgoespro6568 YES!!! The GOP doesn't like to bring up that Trump claimed 3 million illegal votes for Hillary in the 2016 election (which, if true, would put Trump ahead in the popular vote). They formed a panel and investigated it for a year before disbanding after finding no evidence.
@christopherloyd8938
@christopherloyd8938 Год назад
For the fact that he said he was going to be president the last years August and they probably still waiting for that day say this to them mother f***** is not coming so go you have something already you had a good time 4 years with trump goodbye 😎🤦😂🤣
@gratefuljackal8183
@gratefuljackal8183 Год назад
CORRECTION: This is probably jackal bait, so here it goes - consuming more would not drive up supply, it would drive up demand. I love that because Seth talks so fast and these are so well written, we can enjoy a long impression, the flight back from the game complaint, pandering to the young 'uns, etc which are all great fun, without it ever feeling slow 💙
@jw7620
@jw7620 Год назад
Indeed. If the Planter's Peanut or the farmers of the National Peanut Board told people to "Eat my nuts," the humorous advertising campaign would certainly drive up market demand by affecting preference. Nuts would be substituted for other healthy snacks and the demand curve would shift to the right. As a result of this rightward shift, a new equilibrium would be established leading to a higher price for nuts as well as a higher QUANTITY SUPPLIED of nuts. The MARKET SUPPLY has not changed but the higher prices and profit margins will incentivize more nut producers to enter the market.
@beerjameswvu
@beerjameswvu Год назад
Very very good!
@Tedster10
@Tedster10 Год назад
I love how the crew laughter is louder than the audience!
@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 Год назад
Lock him up dig her up 🤪
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 Год назад
I was wondering if there WAS an audience - anyone know?
@wbaldwin666
@wbaldwin666 Год назад
You let the jackel tamers keep the pace ok?
@hundinger1
@hundinger1 Год назад
@@davidb6576 I can hear them.
@thomasprice8127
@thomasprice8127 Год назад
That's because the audience doesn't go there anymore. Tired of the same old rhetoric.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 Год назад
You can blame the politicians for making "plans" that sound like a bunch of platitudes and slogans thrown together, but if we're being really honest, the only reason they get away with it is because the constituency is not expecting better from them.
@Korsvejgaard
@Korsvejgaard Год назад
Bernie/Pete 2024
@57highland
@57highland Год назад
The Republican Party, as a political entity, and the party's base have given up on each other for anything positive and worthwhile.
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
@@57highland All they do now is perform for the mob and hope they get re-elected to the public trough.
@cvan7681
@cvan7681 Год назад
America Is a Corporate Republic, owned and run by Corporations and Banks. The American public is useful at voting and tax times, but otherwise are a nuisance. The People are kept fighting each other along party lines while pensions, health care, race relations, infrastructure deteriorate, pollution, gun violence, corruption and more run rampant...
@jacksonfunksworth3822
@jacksonfunksworth3822 Год назад
@@Korsvejgaard I dig it, count me in
@servraghgiorsal7382
@servraghgiorsal7382 Год назад
Didn't they say, way back when, they were coming up with a new national health plan in 2 weeks?? And that's the last we heard of it!! Never mentioned again!!
@oldauntzibby4395
@oldauntzibby4395 Год назад
Station!
@crithon
@crithon Год назад
80s reference is..... EXCELLENT!
@davidriley4895
@davidriley4895 Год назад
…scheduling prostate exam right now. Also, damn Steelers
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 Год назад
Excellent. Nurse here. May save your life….
@trainingxtrish
@trainingxtrish Год назад
Steelers are killin me this year already, and rarely do I give up hope
@sbaars78
@sbaars78 Год назад
"San Dimas High School Football Rules!!" 🤣💓
@chrisnwilson
@chrisnwilson Год назад
Prostate Exam! Dang it! You got me.
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Год назад
Plan = More Grievances
@daemoncan2364
@daemoncan2364 Год назад
More tax cuts for people who do not need them.
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Год назад
More slogans.
@dietotaku
@dietotaku Год назад
I'M SO OLD I HAD TO GOOGLE THE YEAR THAT BILL & TED CAME OUT BECAUSE I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS A 90s MOVIE 😭
@zemoxian
@zemoxian Год назад
The alternative is that you watch the episode and it ends with a season cliffhanger…and you just have to start the next season to find out what happens next.
@raymondm.9954
@raymondm.9954 Год назад
Forgot to say that the big dog, tough dog, had tears in its eyes.
@MatterMeetsAntimatter
@MatterMeetsAntimatter Год назад
I literally envisioned Seth saying your words! 😂
@guozhirong_97
@guozhirong_97 Год назад
At 1:55, I started listing things that were thicker than the pamphlet Kevin McCarthy pulled out of his jacket pocket. ie my calculator, my hot glue gun manual, my renters insurance, my cell phone, a single dryer sheet… the list is on going! 😅
@edvardferand9934
@edvardferand9934 Год назад
“We have a plan for America” and what’s that plan? “ a commitment to America” and what’s that commitment? “ it’s a plan for America ”. Sweet! I feel super reassured
@warrenenglish942
@warrenenglish942 Год назад
Ah, I remember the "Contract with America."
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 Год назад
This didn't get covered enough when it happened a few months ago, but the most detailed GOP plan put forth this year was Rick Scott's 11 point plan in which he wants to, among other things, raise taxes on those who are too poor to pay federal income tax and make Congress vote on whether to maintain every current federal program (including Medicare and Social Security) every 5 years. Needless to say, politically savvy Republicans buried this story as soon as they could, but rest assured, to the extent that the GOP even has a coherent ideology these days, this is exactly what they want to do if they take power.
@ibinshkamed1586
@ibinshkamed1586 Год назад
These Republicans want to privatise Medicare and Social Security for profit. That's all they really care about.
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 Год назад
I think one of the things that confuses (not really confuse, just can't think of a better word) me is the 5 years. The terms for various positions are 2, 4, or 6 years, so surely a multiple of one of those three would be better
@Kai-nn9sw
@Kai-nn9sw Год назад
Personally, I'm deeply enjoying the "GOP cannibalizing itself" arc. It would be a lot better if they weren't trying to take the entire country down with them, but hey, it's the little things in life that matter.
@kevincrittenden7567
@kevincrittenden7567 Год назад
That's pretty damn accurate. It's like punching more holes in the ship instead of trying to fix it. Also destroying all the lifeboats so everyone drowns
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 Год назад
Jan 6th coup attempt wasn't a small matter.
@Kai-nn9sw
@Kai-nn9sw Год назад
@@kevincrittenden7567 I see it more as burning down your house because you have spiders. Yeah the house is gone, you're the laughing stock of the neighborhood and you have burns all over, but at least those socialist spiders are well and truly owned, and that's all that matters.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan Год назад
It's the only other way it could have gone, really. Absolute victory absolutely, or deranged in-fighting leading to total collapse. And even absolute victory wasn't a guarantee that there wouldn't be an implosion. Just that the aftermath of that would have been even worse.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
There won't be a GOP in the next few years. There will only be the POT, party of Trump.
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