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Guessing the Details of Strangers’ Sex Lives (feat. Nikki’s Parents) - Off Air w/ Nikki & Andrew 

You Up with Nikki Glaser
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Nikki shows off her ability to guess a couple’s relationship status and has an honest conversation about whether or not she wants to have kids.
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Комментарии : 94   
@NickP333
@NickP333 3 года назад
“I want you to burn those eggs”. Haha! Now we know where Nikki got her sense of humor.
@nojolie
@nojolie 4 года назад
‘0:59 ‘and then you’ll pick up after’ 😂😂😂 that was such an underrated joke
@Szaam
@Szaam 4 года назад
Nikki's hair in this makes her look like a member of a glam metal band in the 80s who's just woke up in their hotel room
@primemover1416
@primemover1416 4 года назад
I call hair that looks like that on a woman JGF hair.
@D13fs
@D13fs 4 года назад
I heard you Andrew, lol. 4:51
@DillerDallerDuller
@DillerDallerDuller 4 года назад
“Burn your eggs”... Freudian slip :)
@coreyk4218
@coreyk4218 4 года назад
Nikki is a pure heart to me please have children. Your going to make a great mum imho.
@BROTHERARTMUSICArturoJCastro
@BROTHERARTMUSICArturoJCastro 2 года назад
I love Nikki so much! ☝🏾
@alanshad6292
@alanshad6292 3 года назад
Hello from Phx,Az.Where ru from in STL...270/Manchester for myself...love your videos...Sooo funny.
@mikepleydell6471
@mikepleydell6471 2 года назад
‘Have a great day’ is my response to ‘Have a nice day’, ps have kids-sooo much new material❤️
@charly611pm
@charly611pm 3 года назад
Hey Nikki I have a daughter who shares exactly the same attitude as you and she's funny and witty and beautiful and she just doesn't want to have children. She's 32 and we have a wonderful relationship ! Of course her mother (my wife) would love her to have kids but I totally,respect her wishes. My other daughter just had a baby which makes me a grandfather and she isn't jealous she's a great aunt and loves her niece as much as if it was hers. I hope she finds her soul mate because all I want for her is to be happy. Very much like you! By the way your fucking hysterical! Love ya
@brianwilliams3260
@brianwilliams3260 4 года назад
I love Nikki!
@leorubio5653
@leorubio5653 4 года назад
Now it makes even more sense why your so fucking awesome, your Parents are fucking awesome! :). Count your blessings Nikki, you are so damn Lucky to have them and everything else obviously, but seeing that a lot of us grew up so dysfunctional, etc, you won the lotto to have those Parents it seems. :). Big fan and I've commented in the past, you saved my life my recommending Allen Carr on Rogan's Pod, last year; Thank YOU!!!! :)
@jerrycho85
@jerrycho85 4 года назад
Nikki and Andrew already act like a couple.... there I said it... already making him sleep on the couch :-)
@denvue
@denvue 4 года назад
They should just be platonic life partners lol
@dingosmith9932
@dingosmith9932 4 года назад
Who's cockring does Nikki wear in her nose? Is it Andrew"s lol Nine months is a long time!
@theseigemeister
@theseigemeister 4 года назад
Happy Easter guys. 🐰 🥚🥚🥚🍫✨
@Nooki23
@Nooki23 4 года назад
I like how Nikki used humour to change the subject on whether her mom would lover Nikki's own child over adopting one. I think Nikki is 100% accurate but didn't want to put her mother on the spot and prolong the debate.
@jd_lione3148
@jd_lione3148 3 года назад
1:49 I saw that! 😂
@enriquebuitroncruzalegui5951
@enriquebuitroncruzalegui5951 3 года назад
Wut?
@Omilliyo
@Omilliyo 4 года назад
Where’s the full interview
@tarateppen2773
@tarateppen2773 2 года назад
Nikki you would love it! I'm in better shape mentally and physically after having kids
@Lee-tl3is
@Lee-tl3is 4 года назад
01:08 I suspect "The Butter Churn"
@SailorGreenTea
@SailorGreenTea 2 года назад
1:42, 😆
@raaedravo
@raaedravo 4 года назад
These are way funnier than the podcast
@atlas_black5784
@atlas_black5784 4 года назад
Messy hair, nose ring, exposed shoulder. Nikki is fucking amazing. The only thing I know about fashion is... I guess nothing. But she is fly.
@williamfrazier5010
@williamfrazier5010 4 года назад
Kudos to Glaser for talking openly about non-vanilla sex.
@HobbitHomes263
@HobbitHomes263 4 года назад
The more I listen to this stuff, the more I appreciate how prescient Darwin was
@denvue
@denvue 4 года назад
"You could walk my kids"
@johnhorner1969
@johnhorner1969 2 года назад
Both of them just don’t want to do any compromising. That is Nikki’s entire problem and why she isn’t in a relationship. She doesn’t want to do any work and doesn’t want to have to change in any way or have anything expected of her.
@gayvideos3808
@gayvideos3808 3 года назад
3:24 My parents got married in June and I was born in July of the next year, which means they conceived me in November, so they basically got right into it after a few months. I hate that I know the exact month and year my parents had sex
@coreyk4218
@coreyk4218 4 года назад
P.s great Gene's obviously.
@melostmo
@melostmo 4 года назад
so, u gals are into that ' don't wash your hair 80's thing ' .. lol
@Professional_444
@Professional_444 4 года назад
The first babyweight is easy to lose. I was 30. 😬
@damonmiller8118
@damonmiller8118 4 года назад
Nikki is a trip
@MichaelGreenham
@MichaelGreenham 4 года назад
So with you on the "Guessing game" Most don't get the "WOW I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!!" Intro and closure to the details of our guess's though... Love Nikki
@mynuts121
@mynuts121 2 года назад
Nikki is such a lovely sole.
@Stoffel271
@Stoffel271 4 года назад
I know, this is taken from the same overall clip, but ANDREW IS RUBBING THE DAMN TABLE AGAIN!
@dionysos7317
@dionysos7317 3 года назад
YOU EVER FELT THIS GREAT TABLE?!
@Chris-qi9by
@Chris-qi9by 3 года назад
With those big, strong hands
@diytwoincollege7079
@diytwoincollege7079 4 года назад
Your poor Dad. Trying not to get wood.
@dodgedavidson197
@dodgedavidson197 11 месяцев назад
Legend family fucking hilarious
@Lee-tl3is
@Lee-tl3is 4 года назад
Nikki: 0:08 Also Nikki: 04:48 Hmm I suppose maybe she could specialize in role play for necrophiliacs. But its a pretty niche market though, enough customers to make a good living from?
@faithstone8737
@faithstone8737 4 года назад
Why does Nikki's mom look so familiar?
@tommym3543
@tommym3543 4 года назад
Nikki`s parents are so sweet
@damonmiller8118
@damonmiller8118 4 года назад
And she is weird
@taylanabel4048
@taylanabel4048 3 года назад
Nikki, girl youre lost. A kid of your own would turn you upside down in a positive way i bet.
@ghostghost6268
@ghostghost6268 4 года назад
oh, almost forgot.......Happy Easter
@dingosmith9932
@dingosmith9932 4 года назад
Prehaps Nikki should go foull ice maid and just freez herself ...¿. Zombie that she is .... And happy easter all XG
@stankulp1008
@stankulp1008 2 года назад
the reason we don't think about having children before 30 is because we are no longer brought up to be responsible in our lives. The right of passage in ancient times was around age 13. The Hebrew bar mitzvah is one example. It is only in modern times that we have a government restricting work for 15 year olds and permissive health care as late as 26 on a parent's insurance plan. As recently as the 1940s children could get jobs at age ten. When a child is expected to clean his room or sweep the floor starting at age four or five, it becomes natural to take care of oneself. When parents coddle and hold the idea that the child should do absolutely nothing other than being a kid, she grows up with false expectations about life.
@mushethecowboycook9353
@mushethecowboycook9353 4 года назад
I think u would make a good mother
@aceofspades6667
@aceofspades6667 4 года назад
Whatever Nikki is into I’m game.
@tonymack5726
@tonymack5726 3 года назад
I love to be on top, so Nikki.... *cough cough*
@taylorlutz8953
@taylorlutz8953 3 года назад
nikki looks good asf
@wassum100
@wassum100 3 года назад
I like Nikki’s mother
@dingosmith9932
@dingosmith9932 4 года назад
Whens N*ikki gonna wear dark glasses like Andrew¿?
@Actanonverba01
@Actanonverba01 4 года назад
Funny, I like the real talk (eg kid talk) with your folks. And that Andrew can walk your kids. The sex stuff was just a 'warm-up' for the good stuff, next time cut that part of the video.
@joshualaird5303
@joshualaird5303 3 года назад
Did they all just get out of bed?
@sharoncohen318
@sharoncohen318 3 года назад
Nikki and Andrew are like the same exact level of petty, picky, dirty and lazy lmao
@ernestoherrera2755
@ernestoherrera2755 4 года назад
I have been called provincial before, but I don’t get it Amanda doesn’t like being on top I mean on the bottom is fine sometimes a little different can be really cool but I mean really all the time Ha interesting.
@JFTL81
@JFTL81 3 года назад
I feel sorry for her dad...
@lt7592
@lt7592 7 месяцев назад
Nikki’s hair looks insanely hot 🥵
@avjake
@avjake 4 года назад
Just my two bits: I loved being on the bottom and having the woman's hair in my face and my hands being able to reach every part of her and she was basically everything that existed at the moment. Of course, letting a woman be lazy while you treat her is also a pleasure of its own. I say 'loved' because I'm older and single now and that's all a wonderful memory.
@paulconway8481
@paulconway8481 4 года назад
If Nikki was a man, balding, and forty years older she would be her dad!
@tunaXonXtoast
@tunaXonXtoast 3 года назад
It's too late for Nikki. 35 and older is called geriatric pregnancy. People over 35 are more likely to have certain complications, including miscarriage and having babies with birth defects. It's entirely possible, however, for people over 35 to have successful . So I guess it's not too too late but it is risky.
@soupnfresh
@soupnfresh 3 года назад
Not too late. Many women I know had their kids in their 40s naturally and I know of a few younger in their 20s that had miscarriages and couldn't get pregnant. There are tests to determine if the embryo/fetus is healthy, which I believe has become standard testing or an option for women starting in their mid 20s. There's a lot of fear about women in their 30s and 40s not being able to conceive but the truth is that there are women in their 20s who have trouble getting pregnant. You just never know.
@11UncleBooker22
@11UncleBooker22 4 года назад
It's O.K. to not have children too Nikki. Adopting is way over rated as well and besides look what happened to the Egyptians when pharaoh's sister brought that Hebrew baby onto the compound.
@nickdepaul3178
@nickdepaul3178 4 года назад
I 1,000,000,000% hate a woman on top of me. I totally hate it.
@jodykurt9935
@jodykurt9935 4 года назад
Woman and I agree, only time I'm on top is if hub has injury/back issue or something. Honestly would rather just not do it
@soupnfresh
@soupnfresh 3 года назад
Curious as to why a guy would hate it. Does it have to do with control?
@danielquinn312
@danielquinn312 4 года назад
🐣🐇
@randallrose2223
@randallrose2223 2 года назад
I'll do you in many ways if _ou let me
@MrRizon83
@MrRizon83 4 года назад
When did Nikki turn into a valley girl?
@mcfishyfirst253
@mcfishyfirst253 4 года назад
Iam your #topdog we should meet at Walmart in the middle of Isle 69 on July 4th before bed please #Hollerbackgirl
@ghostghost6268
@ghostghost6268 4 года назад
about 15 years from now, youll be looking back and feel disappointed and alone......no man, no kids. Good luck Nikki.
@rs2705
@rs2705 4 года назад
are you projecting?
@MaxPowers2.0
@MaxPowers2.0 4 года назад
She's already there. She oscillates regularly between wanting a man, and not needing one.
@UsandEveryoneWeKnow
@UsandEveryoneWeKnow 4 года назад
Some people are perfectly happy without, you can have people you love around you. The world has enough people.
@omerozgurcelik907
@omerozgurcelik907 4 года назад
İ believe having your own biological kid with having pregnacy is definitely different than any other .
@bee4590
@bee4590 4 года назад
that is NOT what top and bottom means lol
@snotpu
@snotpu 4 года назад
I might laugh too if I knew what the hell you were talking about.
@mohalhel2180
@mohalhel2180 4 года назад
This convo is so cringy
@frankm8533
@frankm8533 4 года назад
Why would you talk about this around ur parents that's so wrong!!! Nikki sounds like a huge prude.... no wonder she cant keep a man, 25 isn't young for kids my cousin is a 37 year old grandmother, I grew up with a girl who had 4 kids before she was 20 haha No lie......
@steveknick1978
@steveknick1978 4 года назад
These are always good. But it’s an eye opener that her mom was having kids @ 25 & Nikki didn’t even consider it before 35. Now you’re either rushing it late or relying on science. Sad side effect of a successful woman being career focused & not following the typical biological timeline in her 20s.
@chrishart8548
@chrishart8548 4 года назад
I wish you could try it first. Once you have kids it's too late by then.
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