How to Save a Relationship with a Well-Worded Text (feat. Carmen Lynch) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser 

the 42 minutes went by so quickly. Nikki's clips are so fun!

this story perfectly encapsulates the experience of so many women. the good thing is that badass women like nikki know their worth and say "thank you, next"

Maybe it's not a deficiency in the relationship but a deficiency with the cheater... because even when I've been missing something in my relationships I've never cheated. I'd end a relationship before ever going there.

Y'all looking terrific! Some on point conversation helping support listeners during this isolation struggle. Cheers!

Anya really sparkles here. "This is all you get for lunch" "He was holding hands with Offset"

watching u from Europe, your show is GREAT!!!!

Congrat. Glaser. You provide light. Keep it up.

Thanks enjoyed it!

this episode was SO good

Nikki doesn’t seem to have much experience with sales people here. Everything she said that this lady was doing - Carmen actually seem to recognize on a few occasions - is *exactly* what a very aggressive sales person would do. I think if you substitute someone trying to sell Nikki a vacuum cleaner, really really aggressively, you would see this does not have to do with the “patriarchy” or how it’s bad for women or anything like that, *at least based on this example* . As Carmen tried to point out, this lady just kept making him seem like… she would tailor make everything, every response that Nikki came up with, every negative that Nikki was trying to point out, she would try to turn it into a positive. Oh you don’t like high class stuff? He’s “down key”. The thing at the end about making it seem like she was robbing the cradle even though her last boyfriend was 3 years _older_ than her, *exactly* fits into this. Even if you already have a perfectly good vacuum cleaner, the sales person is going to try and point out all of the flaws with it, because…? They are trying to sell you a new one! Thankfully this was a female matchmaker, so that one variable can be removed, and looked at as much more of a purely business transaction, someone trying to make money, someone trying to make a sale.

The real fuction of clothing code on invitation is so everyone can know what to wear and not risk over or under dressing. But sometimes people make it like a law.

Loosie Goosie Libra just blew my mind. 23:42

Nikki is on 🔥🔥. You go GIRL

oh my gosh.. the singing part killed me....... i want to be you guy's friend so bad !!

"I can't read anymore. I'm too distracted." And that's the problem.

Nikki, honey .. No," they can always get us back.."?! no! Don't encourage low standards, you know better Love your show!!!!

Nikki u r loved !! From jax fl

Good to see something from the long lost past. Nice Episode., I disagree with a lot of what the host said. But nice to see something not the pandemic

Nice episode.👸

I love how Honest Nikki is, it would have been so great to see her with Patrice bc they're such opposites, both hillarious. Sometimes when I watch Nikki's stand up it makes me a little sad bc she's looks at everything is such a unique way from her female perspective the way he did. 🥲

In the thumbnail, Nikki looks like Arthur from PBS lol

Nikki really wears that midwest St. Louis middle trash attitude so well!

Thank you niki, afdal

Love you nikki

4:00 Hahaha WHAT IS GOING ON!? Ohh Nikki. The Wall is going on, and it's undefeated. 😂 You're a comic, you know exactly what's going on! 😝

I love nikki

Nikki out there acting modest knowing dang well she looks absolutely amazing

these are posted so long after they are recorded I feel like

lmao...an impromptu musical moment...=)

Succession is amazing

that was funny

love you nikki !!! we do live in this man oriented world. This is absolutely crazy. i rathe be single than to be a part of it.

I do don’t miss my suits or the cleaning bills that come with them. Now that’s looking hard for a COVID silver lining!

Cool story tho. Always entertaining.

I like that they talk about how they feel and whatever is on their mind. But it's crazy cause I thought radio talk had restrictions

🔥🔥💯👏👏🙂

P.S. We’re done. I cheated. Lol 😂

This is the funniest hen house on RU-vid, even when that bearded capon is on with Nikki.

Justin Timberlake and Offset?! I love insane tangents you ladies go on 🤣

13:06

We all love you, Nikki.

There should be at least 15 women who denie the bachelor and on tape! lo

The song was the bestttt!

Nikki with Glasses is OP

Anya is my dream girl

Serious plumber!

"Age appropriate" means he acts like a 50-something, not a 52 year old that acts like a douchy 21 year old again. It's a correct term to describe someone by.

I think the small girl next to nikki is the best of 3 👌

These girls aren't manipulative. NAH! LOL

Nikki out here lookin like Ashley Tisdale in the thumbnail.😂

Boss 😎

Basic straight guy here. Nikki looks like early-mid 30s, maybe even late 20s. Especially w/ the type of look in this video.

Nice glasses Nikki

Love you Nicki :-)

Don't you know what we want, it's so simple! Seriously? What women want, changes....all.....the.....time.

If she deserves an Oscar for working out and looking great...... how many should Chris Hemsworth get then? LOL ... Don't get me wrong I am a straight guy and appreciate the work she put in more from that perspective - however - damn that's one sexy dude! ... I mean ... Cmon! Hahahaha

The reason there are so few women and blacks nominated for Oscars is that the studios don't want to spend the massive amounts of money needed to get them the nominations. If you want to put that down to racism and sexism I guess you could. The hypocrisy of 'woke' Hollywood is endless. Anyone who thinks that Oscar nominations are decided on merit is a fool. It's 100% about money. Just read the book 'The Men Who Would Be King' about the formation of Dreamworks to get a mind-blowing insight into the process of securing awards.

i will love you nikki love you deep

This matchmaker is just using a typical tactic of trying to sell an inferior product by downplaying other, better options. Saying that a guy three years older is "robbing the cradle" is obvious bullshit.

52 is NOT age appropriate Nikki,that woman is crazy!

Nikki just have Marcus on your show that would be a good episode could talk about business.

52 means 62, you dodged a bullet

Carmen Lynch speaking truth. Movie was not Oscar worthy.

Dear Ms, Glazer, I hope this letter finds you in a good place. Good luck with your future endeavors.

That was a funny conversation...and that's coming from a 53 year old man.

JLo's ass video is named You Can't Do Squat. JK??? LMyGDMFAO!!!

09:50 women think about strange things

Is she talking about Andrew Schultz?

U guys need to get Norm Macdonald on here.

14:00 "it's so easy to be a guy, it's so easy to work with us." Yeah, no. Try dating a woman, Carmen and we'll talk about it. (not saying it's easy to date a man either.) ;-)

Men don't cheat. We just do exercise and we're not emotionally invested. Women cheat because it's never just a physical thing for them.

And they never learn…

… No, like a HOT Charles Manson!!…. 🤣

Down key. Don Quixote??? On the DL.

Off stage on podcasts more comfortable? Mix the comedy and talking points into a satellite. Aka howard stern compition. You on sryious xxm or whatever it's called.

Jennifer Aniston is no Liz Miele!

1st ❤️🇬🇧

I am 52. I understand. Even I know that's wrong!!!! He's looking for puntang. Cheap young tang...

Nikki and anya give the worst relationship advice i swear lol

Because these women always like badasses and then suffered

i love nikki but she probably gonna be single forever

Dang Nik - I discovered you about a year ago and have loved almost every thing you do and say in your content. Listen, I am a nobody to you - just a fan - but this wasn’t nice. I’m 49 and have never thought of 52 as elderly. Also, he sounds like a putz, but he’s surely not scraps. This podcast felt very anti-men. You aren’t a cheerleader for the feminist movement and that’s part of your charm. This was in the opposite direction.

One and a half nannies per child? Not very downkey of him

Just got my dose of bitter women, i'll come back later for more

Is an Oscar worth it anyway? Do they want a statue so bad? Many great and memorable movies were not even nominated or were snubbed, and they are classics. And some winners are hideous, like who remembers Shakespeare in Love. It is just a preposterous and overrated award.

#ITSOVER #imetsomeonenew #ilovebigBUTTS Nikki your my #snowbunny #imnotbeingfunny #makeitclap

He is age appropriate, Nikki, like many celebs just has an over inflated sense of herself bc she is a show business. Guess what? The types of guys you want to date DGAF about that.

I'm only dating younger men now just to spite this annoying dating lady trying to set Nikki up with old saggy men. I'm your age. Nikki. We need to reverse Leo Dicaprio this thing and refuse to date any guy even a second older than us.

I will never, ever understand the media obsession with Jennifer Aniston. Her looks, personality and career is a generous 7, but according to the tabloids she has been pregnant roughly four hundred times, and engaged to marry at least twice that number. Is it all STILL about her being dumped by Brad Pitt? Did that shake the foundations of the earth so much that they're still slobbering her every move some twenty years later?

He's probably a GRIP.

women are so easy?!!!!!!!? Brad does not want Jen back. No guy wants a fake. Women love to create an America's sweetheart. Brad is an intelligent man. He IS BRAD f'ing PITT. Women don't like that he's so hot and successful.

Nikki will be one of those chicks who 'settles' for the first playboy Hollywood Producer that knocks her up, then she'll let herself go, and then wonder why she's divorced six months after getting fat and frumpy.

A female matchmaker is being unbearable and you blame the patriarchy.. jesus. Maybe blame the matchmaker, she did everything wrong. What exactly did the man do wrong? He went to a matchmaker, she asked him what hes looking for, he mentions (probably among others) Nikki Glaser, the matchmaker tries to get her and lies through her teeth / doesn't do any background checking or anything, and you blame the guy and the patriarchy. In a real patriarchy you wouldn't have the option to say no. Nothing in this is wrong and bad except the matchmaker.

jesus christ nikki , this man project might not be doable , you are your own worst enemy on this project , you are very close to aging completely out of the game

You are sooo unrealistic about real life. Men need to be well dressed in our society. Not everbody can earn their living in the arts Nickki. Jeez

y'all looking homeless^^

Oh God. I'll stick to watching her standup. Listening to this drivel and her vocal fry for more than 5 minutes is too much

Waaay too basic, not funny at all. Not the show though, I meant the three of you...