Guilty Gear Strive teaches you where babies come from 

I'm surprised he didn't jump in the conversation, especially with the paper bag having an eye hole

@@PapaKnoxxX I mean a little girls life was on the line Faust probably didn’t want to let another split through his fingers again

@@asrieldreemurr1918 what's your discord, we should smash sometime >w>

"i'm too old for this shit, and he's too grown to be this dumb"

@@PapaKnoxxX Faust's paper bag only has 1 eye hole....

That dude's 5 years old?

@@notredboi Yeah, gears age much faster than humans. Sin here may look like he’s in his early twenties, but he’s actually just a few years old. I think his mom, Dizzy, is eight years old now? Gotta love guilty gear lore.

@@notredboi Gears age much faster Though his mom "mentally matured" quicker during her time with other people, this kid has his grandparents' IQ (Sol literally being one of the smartest people back in his age), times negative one, and is maturing like a five year old should

@@saucind6424 Ayo what

@@saucind6424 That reminds me of the movie "Jack", the one with Robin Williams playing a kid who was born with a genetic disorder that ages him more than the average human being. It was a favorite movie of mine even though it's somewhat sad.

"I don't give medical advice for free."

With how Faust is, I would not be surprised if he was actually born like that

Faust: "Hollup.... Let him cook"

🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

"What in God's name did you just say your Highness"

*insert the rock eye brow meme*

*vine boom sound effect*

I can just imagine Phalanx just being all “I’m sorry?” after Sin said that. And that "clank" from his armor as he turns his head too!

After the whole conversation: Goddamnit, I will ask for the king a pay raise when I get back. I ain't paid enough for this shit.

I wouldn't say "idiot". I mean, he is still technically just a kid who remembered what him mom told him. Gullible for sure.

Sin’s birth was still weird, because he was born from an egg.

@@jacobtietjen2099 an egg is an eye with no pupil!

sin aint only an idiot, he is "the idiot"

I mean most five year olds aren’t given the birds and the bees talk last time I checked.

And also except sin because if he got traumatized by that he got before that

Sol and Ky discovered this emotion too when they processed they were father and son-in-law.

I like to think Ram was holding her shock internally

Baiken: "I'll tell you when you're older." Sin: "But I'm fi-" Baiken: "When you are older!"

Wait so is aging accelerated or something?

@@ImNotFunny541 I think it's more like he was a fully formed adult after he was... spawned, for lack of a better term, 5 years ago.

@@WillTBear1 no it's accelerated aging.

@@WillTBear1 no he was a kid at one time for a short one

In the Japanese Version of the scene, she says "That sounds like a disaster"

Them Gears can be so adorably innocent! :'3

​@@MrDibara *completely idiotic

She’s a robot that’s still learning about the world, she probably believes him

@@hayden.8057I like the idea too that she is looking around at all the characters with eyepatches and thinking “hmm, is this person a parent?”

wdym :)

Nah, he'll give the best lesson you'll ever get

Dude probably has a 40 page PowerPoint with handouts and videos. I just hope he's not like my old sex-ed teacher and brings a half hour doku about STDs 🤢

@@patientnr.0409 Your teach has the right idea. Don’t have sex before you’re married. The consequences can be horrific.

@@combativeThinker Well, yeah, it can be concluded thst sex is like guns, not everyone is qualified to use it.

What's "that method"?

Gears method to create baby Gear from an eyeball 😁😁😁 Of course I mean: Baiken will just asume it is like what Sin said

@@r0e404 y’know, the one in the video? That Sin was ky’s eye that fell out one day?

@@BobbinRobbin777 funny shit, KY goes dragon install because he has Sins eye while sin has ky eye lmao

@@darkmeme2289 dizzy hive him gears std...

Especially Gears.

ESPECIALLY GEARS

Gears especially

And I love it

Baiken is canonically a heavy smoker. Of course she sounds like that.

@@aname4141 and she's aged after the first appearances since PS1

I mean it works for the character, and the voice actor is pretty good I’d say

She is old you know

Sol told him to use a random ass flagpole weapon as a joke and took that at face value. He still has not realized that "Hey, maybe this random metal pole with cloth isn't so strong." HE'S STILL USING THE DAMN THING.

​@@NrettG Well I mean... Bridget uses a yoyo, I doubt a flag is less useful than a toy from the 80s

@@SawdustSalad a yoyo loaded with shotgun rounds 💀

@@NrettG I mean judgement was unarmed lol, gear cell power comes from their magical DNA, dude could be using a spork he's still half perfect command gear

@@ExtraVictory The idea of sin using a spork is something I absolute want to see. Imagine that as his 5P

When it's so obvious, you can practically hear the Vine boom sound associated with it.

🤨

Senator Armstrong's reaction to being called "batshit insane"

Excuse me, wot?!

"With all due respect your highness, what in God's name did you just say?"

Do we know this isn't what happened?

@@MaestroAlvis actually yes, Sin was born from an egg that came from Dizzy when she...well, started living with Ky, this happened before GG2 Overture.

@@mangaman3757 the eye turned into an egg, got it.

@@mangaman3757 So, Dizzy lays eggs… That’s kinda hot.

Well this is probably just something Sin came up with or Sol told him as a joke in order to fuck with him The reason Sin has an eyepatch is that he had one of his eyes removed and replaced with one of Ky’s eyes because all of Sin’s gear power was concentrated in his eyes, and having two was believed to be too much for him to handle, so Ky gave up one of his eyes to give to Sin while the other is sealed behind the eyepatch This is also why Ky is able to dragon install, by unleashing the power within his son’s eye

Do you mean your comment about Baiken in a good way?

Sin and ram truly sharing that 1 singular braincells they have. It's even more surprising that sol and aria were scientist and yet...

Honestly now that you've said it I literally can't unsee it.

Did you just make an ATHF reference? Nice

Ram - "Jesus. Is he the one that brings the toys on the magic sleigh?" Sin - "For the last time...YES!"

Iirc May is around 22 here.

@@returnedtomonkey8886 still looks 11

And Sin 5

@@returnedtomonkey8886 and yet, she looks 13 at most

@@arthurpprado that's how anime works. The 1000 year year old girl who looks like she's 12 is already a cliche

Sin makes everyone in the room feel like Albert Einstein with his pure innocence and ignorance of the world thanks to his only teacher being Sol Badguy, who gives zero shits and probably also most definitely told him things just to fuck with him or Ky and Sin took it seriously

Sin is the type of whippersnapper that believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows

@@Marqrk Honestly ironic how the grumpy grandpas way of teaching his grandkid is to tell him weird shit, thus ironically preserving his innocence. Imagine if he decided to tell him of "reality".

Ram is the cutest because she doesn't perceive anything in stupidity, she is as pure as Ky, not always, but definitely she is on the purest side.

*traumatized

Aphrodite being born from seafoam and Chronos’s severed balls.

Don't forget Athena popping out of Zeus's forehead cause of big brained tactics

@@Kinma15 After eating a pregnant lady lol

Considering the variety of gears, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them were actually conceived this way....

His "thigh" Context is that thigh sometimes meant the family Jewels in Greece stories

"D-did it hurt?"

They use it to play pong

they share the same brain cell, but neither of them currently know where it is

​@@crppledizzle9374 elphelt is using it

@@oozypilot8467 That singular brain cell is shared betwen Sin, Ram, Elphelt and Bucket.

No, Sin was just right

Faust is having problems staying sane and you think he's gonna start arguing with a giant toddler?

@@guimaciel7457 At this point in Another Story, Faust was perfectly sane, just worried about Delilah.

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Faust has been having problems suppressing Baldhead for years at this point, he's been fighting his own bloodlust and guilt while dealing with the people that hurt him in the past

@@guimaciel7457 Well, I did stretch it with perfectly sane, but he was still firmly in control in that scene, showcased by the fact he formulates a massive plan in just a few minutes. He certainly was not at his breaking point until the start of the plan, and only broke at the end of it.

Very well could, hes got a VA and a fully rendered model

he's a doctor he's used to people spouting random medical nonsense

He's too busy working on a plan to save a lot of people.

"at least he wasn't taught to be antivax"

@@arthurpprado Sol taught him better than THAT, at least. Now, regarding sugar water as a treat...

He already knew where babies come from.

She and sin both....

Ram is like two months old tops right now because Xrd and Strive happened within that timeframe.

its hereditary i guess, no good role models

Uncle testament is the only good family figure lmao

@@AffyMoon they're a gear too so highly unlikely

I think it's safe to say Dizzy didn't tell him this. Not sure how he came to this conclusion, probably Sol, but his parents definitely avoided this conversation.

@@Yunglex313 Because it can be complicated given Sin’s half Gear.

It doesn't even sound like her tbh

Not even the soldiers that fought in Verdun are as traumatized as Baiken was just then.

Both of his grandparents from mother side are total big shoot of scientists

​@@mardshima2070Including the technically a robot 2nd mom. Because Justice.

You see it's like adding negatives, two smarts make a stupid

Faust is just sitting there like "Hol'up I wanna see where this goes"

​@@Jeezes718 Faust literally pulled a "Let the boy cook" move...

Insnt faust pretty depressed at this point in the story? He probably doesnt really care what people think at this point and is trying to focus on the task at hand

@@dj_koen1265 Faust is worried and focused, but not yet depressed.

I mean, he is LITERALLY the son of Ky “Ride the Lightning” Kiske.

Exactly what I said...s*** felt reeeal sinister for a second.

Sin is part Gear, and Gears in Guilty Gear are basically living WMD's. Being born from eyeballs isn't really a consistent thing, it's just the story its self that everyone is shocked by

Wait what was the second time?

@@NrettG ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qnb1cbJreN0.html

​@@NrettG Yes, Sin has a way of cause perpetual shock with just uttering words...

​@@NrettGthe first was revealtor

Don't forget a President-Ninja-assassin-king, who also has his own ninja secretary.

Gotta love Daisuke. Makes a whole ass game to promote his Albums.

Something about “one wrong note is a mistake a piece of wrong notes is jazz” where it kinda works somehow even if it shouldnt

Well, her Japanese voice has her with a Kansai accent, which is a more rural part of Japan. Therefore, it makes sense that her English voice has her with a Southern US accent!

@@TheActualMrLink at least its not like the last time Arc tried to localize a Kansai accent

@@TheActualMrLink Better than a Brooklyn accent

@@MeatOfJustice Ok, I'm puttin' the kibosh on this right now, she has a Boston accent, not a Booklyn accent

@@borringguy1006 are we talking about the same character? I was thinking of Labrys from P4 Arena

Cause this was probably a story sol told him, and ramlethal simply accepts this explanation cause she's 3 and has no clue

@@LeFisheboi Ram is probably even younger, the gap between XRD and Strive isn't that big I think, like maybe a few months

​@@Kono_Dio-DaDamn how do they get buff in few month smh

​@@rexFumoracing Shes robot

He was with sin and ram before may showed up, wonder if it's a playable character

My bet is that it's Raven or Slayer

@@lemnioaz3854 considering what he says to ram he has to be human, so no slayer but maybe kind of raven

What about Zappa?

Personally due to him dealing with foreign intelligence I assumed it was Answer maybe, although he's with Chipp and not Illyria so idk

The boy AND the girl too! "D-Did it hurt?"

Ram, Elphelt and Sin consistently bicker like siblings, despite holding unimaginable power.

That applies to all fantasy characters.

The only lore here is that Sin is very clueless He actually came from an egg, and that's not a joke

​@@33link333 Gears are ovipar?

She is a heavy smoker, she is almost always seen with her pipe.

Nah mate that is sol telling him this bullshit without a doubt

It wasn't dizzy, in Japanese it says "mother refrained from telling Me" so she didn't, but sol however definitely did to get him to stop asking

And then we learnt the truth. And we were all disturbed at hearing it the first time 😂

Basically summed up the same little kid logic I had as well.

Bird and the Bee

This wasn't how Sin was born lol he simply made up the story, probably when he was still a kid to explain why he didn't have a second eye. He would have seen Ky when Ky wore an eyepatch back in an older game. This was when Ky was having major anxiety about word getting out that he and Dizzy had Sin, hence him saying "dad got all freaked out."

I like to think it's actually the truth and gears are complicated. Ky's got it rough.

@@NukeDaHippies dizzy laid an egg. No joke

@@xAreuto Guilty Gear lore just sort of hits different

@@xAreuto K̶a̶k̶y̶o̶i̶n̶ Dizzy!! Did you lay this egg!?

Mistranslation from Jpn to Eng. Dizzy didn't tell Sin that story, she refrain from doing so, it's probably from Sol.