Half in the Bag: Demonic 

I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear jor

Love when he gets meta on it and sounds disappointed. Lmfao.

Love how they come up with convoluted stories to give some continuity to the movie reviews and then make fun of the convoluted story line. They are good at what they do!

They'll always be the best because of that.

@@scottieman2 I love their sense of humor.

Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

Mike finally groomed him

Shaka when the walls fell

Jay is ready for Star Trek trivia for those who have never watched Star Trek - I bet he would do well at this point.

So do we…

Or being pulled over for a traffic violation.

“You are interviewing me…oN a fUcKiNg tElEpHoNe?!?”

"You won't understand my answers, not in a trillion years!"

If you watch it on a fucking telephone you'd love it even more.

*yelling the whole time* “WHY ARE YOU USING A FUCKING PHONE? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT?”

I think we've all done this at one point lol.

@@AltoStratusX1 yup been there done that

Better than the movie their reviewing...

funnier than the intro skit, thats for sure.

Thank you for the chuckle

He even was like “I had to pull over” which implies that he was busy doing other things and just went “oh fuck yeah I guess I’ll do this interview or whatever.”

@@ravenkarlin "Oh uhhh hey uhhhh District 9 guy. I loved uhhh whatever your demon movie is called. Anyway, I gotta get back on the road!"

@@victorolosaurus Good point, and I think that would have been better. But problem is, a lot of folks would look down on that, too.

Yeah, WTF???

that's on the filmmaker for accepting to be interviewed by youtubers/influencers/bloggers/narcissist spoiled man-children with no real jobs. Anyone that is desperate enough to agree to get interviewed for one of those youtuber/blogger sites or pull social media populist stunts deserves any embarrasment that results from it

Good, don't watch it. It's just terrible

I literally dont watch more than around 2 new movies a year but I've watched most everything on this channel

Right? Hypothetically; if these guys have reviewed 100 movies then I have watched 100 reviews. Meanwhile which of those 100 movies that were reviewed have I actually seen or want to see? Around 7. 'Half in the Bag' is the best paradigm for experiencing modern cinema.

in all honesty, i hadn't even heard of it.

I don’t watch ANY movies anymore, but I never miss an RLM review.

Emperor protects!

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

I mean why do people who like Warhammer think everything's Warhammer

@@murphy7801 Same reason why Mike compares everything to Star Trek.

Looked like some loser driving home from Star Wars Celebration in his mom’s car. Truly sad on so many levels

@@itsd0nk You're so cool 😎

@@itsd0nk want to get something off your chest bud that was oddly specific?

@@itsd0nk sees guy in car "what a loser. i dont even want a car, they probably just go to star wars in them. nerds"

@@itsd0nk Sad to be driving a car?

I had to rewind the video just to make sure they said her name is Carly and her best friend’s name is Sam..

Did my story of the iCarly + Kim Possible crossover rank? I know it being set as a Mission: Impossible prequel/spinoff was iffy. But I felt the exploration of motives, personal security & boundaries, as well as the nature of trust in the government was well explained.

I'm glad I found this comment. I did a double take when I heard Carly and Sam.

@@fearanarchy unironically want to read that story now lol

It's better than the sequel series Only Carly. I can't believe -Disney- Nickelodeon thought that was a good idea.

I love that the people he invited are so popular everyone refers to them as "some guy". He'd get better advertisement if he talked to Rich Evans.

Right?! Honestly the most awkward thing I've ever seen! I felt bad for Neil! Who the heck vetted that interview??

Oh my god I cackled.

It’s weird trend that people record videos from their car. I’ve never understood it.

that was a really incredible moment, I couldn't believe this was real life but it is

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh.

@@wolfspider1628 You're very welcome. I'm now more glad I took the time to write this long comment.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fckin died here

Oh god this killed me, perfect before a long zoom meeting

You wrote a better scenario than both the original interviewer and interviewee are capable of at this point in time.

After RLM clarified the Shatner confusion, is the guy still screaming at them?

IKR? I hope we'll see their triumphant return one day

The only Mike in existence to Shatner is Mike Tyson apparently

My weird RLM obsession has led me to know something new about architecture and history

That's what we call tangential learning!

Cheers to that.

Me is smart now

Mike's probably been possessed by an alcoholic ghost for years

Or a hair trash bean bag

There are many other video/telephone call apps.

Same here, ..but I kept thinking that until they pointed it out

A red letter media ghost hunter show.

*Skosts™️

It's just Buzzfeed: Unsolved, but with Rich and Mike.

@@celebalert5616 I think a lot of people did. I wonder how that started. There's even that Metallica song that's clearly about a psychiatric hospital but it says sanitarium in the title. I wonder if it just makes people think of the term "sanity"

@@richardtheconquerer I mean they do have some overlap. Sanitariums were just specialized long term care facilities for diseases without cures, mostly for TB and rheumatism but not always. However, they threw plenty of mentally ill people in there they didn't know what to do with, they were considered incurable long term ailments as well.

Not even District 9? I agree, though.

Hopefully gran turismo is good, cannot believe they let him direct that after this

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise - and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our four, no, among our weapons are such elements as fear, surpr- I'll come in again." ~ Monty Python's Flying Circus

... can't be the only one who immediately thought about a whole selection of manga/anime that do that crap.

The wonders of cinema

Fate/Stay Night moment

Yeah... What is this, Hellsing?!

Did you expect him to delay a Home Depot run just to interview a director?

In the span of a year the prestige of Hollywood was reduced to RU-vid interviews and guest podcast spots. Probably a lot of actors wondering what the hell they’re doing… the ones in it for fame anyway.

@@MrSkeltal268 Dont forget big budget films are now short season tv shows for $12/month subscription services.

@@MtD021 He probably left his home because his mother was having a mental breakdown and his father got drunk to cope with it. It's pretty optimistic to think he's not conducting the interview on the highway BECAUSE it's the best place he could possibly find to do it at and just came up with a "likely" excuse for that post-fact. Think about it backwards: what other reason would he have to do that? Coming back home from a trip or family get-together? During COVID?! Yeah like I'm buying that for a dollar...

Neil’s face was incredible. He couldn’t hide his discomfort.

Lynda Carter's brief role in Tempbot lives rent free in my head

Is VFX South African slang for "boring overrated hack"

@@KingThrillgore Still, let's thank Neil for Sharlto Copley.

Blomkamp is currently in talks to do adaptation of Blindsight by Peter Watts, a great hard sci fi novel. I'm sure it will be much better than this.

still waiting for that halo movie, i remembered beeing so hyped about it

that’s how all zoom interviews feel sadly

It's like being at work, except for the video cutting out, or the 400th "I was stuck on mute" utterance.

Any interview with a 2 second plus lag between questions and responses is like nails on a chalkboard.

The unsaid agression, the pain in their eyes, neither is having fun or in the moment, it's wonderful.

Jays flop I can’t stop Looking

Mike undoubtedly saw that hair the whole review and didn’t say anything.

Drivin' me crazy!

I like it. It’s like he’s trying to rekindle that 2001 Burger Barn edge he once had.

I can't stop staring at Jay. That's it.

thats why theyre rogue fired for being morons

@@electricbayonet2 I was really intrigued at the first hint they were priests. The movie had me for the first hour, then we find out this weird Cronenbergian clinic may be staffed by priests with a demonically possessed woman in a coma. Religion using science to progress the fight against possession, cool concept. But soon after, we see the priests with goddamned guns and body armor suiting up? What an immature twist on a potentially intriguing concept! What in the hell good is a shotgun going to do against a demon? Would’ve loved to see this concept in better hands, because it took 40 minutes of “pay off” to take a massive dump on an hour of intriguing set up.

@@stevenawalt68 "What in the hell good is a shotgun going to do against a demon?" Someone hasn't played DOOM yet ;)

I wonder though, if they’re comatose or in PVS wouldn’t that make the Joey more pliable as there wouldn’t be resistance from a sentient autonomy? Or would they be more so zombified? Like a Dom-by | Zomb-mon?

You mean comatic?

Blend them together and you get coffee

If you mix coke and beer together you get coffee.

If you pause and read the texts, they don't say "for coffee". That came from Mike.

Can I make it any more obvious

To be fair, the text said nothing about coffee.

😂🤙 True

The Best Is The Worst.

Thought the same thing watching their review of Malignant!

I have seen more Best of the Worst movies than Half in the Bag. Maybe that says something about my taste in movies.

I unironically agree. This is satire but it really catches the spirit of these days.

@@ELEKTROSKANSEN i know. lets hope thos video survives the purge.

That actually has a high chance of becoming true

The "lumpencommentariat".

@Glib Happensoos the scam part is the anti-science, I hope you understand lol. Trump found an untapped gold mine in uneducated boomers making contributions in the hundreds of millions, then other scum bags caught on and jumped on the gravy train. Say stupid contrarian nonsense in the name of liberty; dim witted contrarians donate their ex-wife’s child support checks to the guy who “he talks like meeeeee!”

And make more money.

Oh absolutely. Most of us are insulted by the same tricks and just want the dignity of truth. It's why Hollywood hates us.

By earning it.

I thought a sanitarium was another name for an old mental hospital, but now realise the 'sanit-' comes from sanitation not sanity. Edit: Apparently both words come from latin "sanitas" meaning health, but are unrelated to each other. Close enough.

@@user-hi4sm3ig5j Both words come from san- root that literally means "whole". So sane means, a person did not lost his organs, body function, or mind. Not to confuse with Sen- which meant old. (Because I once told my profesor senate may mean assembly, which was wrong I guess)

@@user-hi4sm3ig5j Easy mistake to make when in Halloween and Dracula films both michael and Renfield are placed in a sanitarium.

Metallica is ok

Mike only knows about sanatoriums because of all the haunting going on in them.

What have I become, my sweetest friend?

Well when you go from rubbing shoulders with Peter Jackson to this, you get what you deserve.

Maybe if he had more than one good movie/concept in him, he wouldn't be reduced to that.

I think it's kind of shitty for RU-vidrs to be making fun of RU-vidrs, but that's just me.

He must really hate Ridley Scott for getting his Aliens sequel squashed.

The cartoon sound effect is the icing on the cake.

@@GregFurey98 Those well-placed Looney-Toon sounds legitimately crack me up.

2 Bears, One Cave.

OMG PAINT IT! (づ °ᗜ°)づ

Its seems based on a pretty famous picture of two cubs looking at the camera

Then we can finally conclude that the real VCR repairmen were the friends we met along the way.

Truly dissapointing

I clapped because it was ground breaking

This is how I knew this episode was edited by Mike and not Jay, Jay loves that fucking song.

Everybody should have a special pair of wine shorts

This comment is one of a true RLM fan.

Where is the mention? I must have missed it and can't find it

Very cool

I clapped when they mentioned Nerd Crew!

@@samueldavidovich1534 8:02

We need a new Nerd Crew Episode for these COVID times please.

Twice even. Love Mike!!

36:47 for anyone that's wondering.

And the ending will be DLC.

And everyone would have died in a swimming pool they couldn't get out of.

That or her mom's life support equipment spontaneously bursts into flames and burns down the house.

@@Corbomite_Meatballs imagine if the game was a product of Bethesda.

@@thecryptidkeeper9913 bwahahahaha!

He looked absolutely defeated in those pathetic interviews. I genuinely felt sorry for the guy. It’s a long way down

He had to install it after all the black-spine debacles

Jay, his eyes uncovered.

Oh no soon rlm will be all star trek

Står Trackz!

Mike and Jay, on the Ocean.

Mike and Jay, with the broken VCR.

It's like he forgot they normally add the sound effect in in post.

@@pootahg they are getting old, just like my grandma last weekend forget her way home

Boooooo

Hehe not bad. U got a like from me for being creative with your bad jokes lol

You wont get a tomato from me, but im definitely tossing a slice of bread

You could call it.....Half in the Grave.

Half in the Bog.

All the camaraderie of Mulder and Scully, with twice the sexual tension

Half in the Body Bag

@@griegomas sort of like, one foot in the grave

haha yeah i had to skip thru, it was too much.. you can tell neil felt disrespected

Leadhead

what?

He got banished to the Darmok planet for a little while for losing the Stark Trek trivia showdown, so he picked it up

Jay, when he understood Darmok.

Very COOL!

@@iank3924 It's BREAKING NEW GROUND!

Do the Disney shills they parodied even exist anymore?

@@btarczy5067 I think they died off after Endgame

@@badabingbing474 One of them didn't get his gift bag and had an on-camera meltdown. They got canceled the next day.

Haven't all of those subscription box services died now? I mean, "that would be VERY cool".

@@padmelotus Me personally don't think those subscription boxes will ever die.

Nah, to make it more topical they should be sponsored by a VPN. NerdVPN.

Me personally, I LOVE Nerd Crew.

Nerd Mask

Hot

@@SpaceCop No need to be condescending

Screen Rant is like half of their inspiration for Nerd Crew. Them and Collider are basically what they’re copy-pasting as satire in those Nerd Crew episodes. People thought they were just wacky exaggerated jabs at people, but they’re basically forensically recreated scenes of real episodes.

@@itsd0nk Tell me about it. I used to be hooked on shows like that but grew out of it eventually

That IS what it IS. As a name it would be too on the nose.

Now you know! And knowing is Half in the Bag!

This should be a literal series, where people come up with a new and better storyline on the spot using elements of the movie.

'someone'

was looking for this comment..!

Is it Nurgle? I bet its Nurgle.

@@Kubyashi Nurgle would be in awe of Mr Plinkett

@@kongfeet81 papa nurgal would welcome Plunkett with open arms

@@PALACIO254 Nurgle “ COME MY SON, TELL ME MORE OF THESE PIZZA ROLLS YOU ESPOUSE SO FREQUENTLY “

40k fans are everywhere We are legion

I fucking love this gag Mike puts into almost every video he edits at some point. It never fails to get me to chuckle.

it won't be for 100 years though. assuming the information lasts that long.

I hope Mike gets his credit for the "deja flu" comment in the history books

@@Scribbled_Death lol. "Deja flu". That's a good one

He'd go 6 feet two inches, even though it isn't currently recommended by the CDC.

Yeah they’re the rare breed of American that actually understand both sides of the COVID argument

Ah, i see you are a man of culture aswell

Best not question the divine faith

@@nickkangtaylorb inquisition: *suspicion intensifies*

Demons from the warp? Holy lance? In my time the Inquisition came and nuked the f planet.

Sounds like you ALL need to be introduced to the galaxies true gods...be praised the four-armed emperor!

I totally forgot about it and now want to rewatch.

Worst thing is, if he just made bigger versions of his short films from his youtube channel, he’d actually produce a half decent film.

It’s easily the best fantasy movie in a HOT minute

I think they’ll mention it at some point because David Lowery also directed “A Ghost Story” which was their favorite film of 2017

@@zorth42 I think that description is a huge part of the problem the movie had with general audiences. It's been billed and advertised as a fantasy movie, but I would describe it more as a period drama with fantasy elements. If you took out the weirder parts of the story, like the fox and the giants, it would still work. If you took those elements out of LOTRs (the orcs, the Ainur, the One Ring, Hobbits, and so on) it wouldn't. I loved the Green Knight but I can see how people who expected, based on the advertising, a violent fantasy movie would be either confused or disappointed. Regardless, I'm glad someone is making weird movies again instead of only straightforward blockbusters. It was a great film. I hope Dev Patel keeps getting great roles.

You’d think that over a hundred years of American cinema that audiences would get smarter but alas

Oh hey you’re that Dark Souls guy! Man, you never know who you’ll run across in RLM comment sections.

Sounds like a fateful finding of an idea

So.....Warrior Nun?

@@cameronjones9092 A great idea just wasted to tell yet another demon possession story. Those are a dime a dozen. Can't throw a stick without hitting one these days.

@@soulknife20 They could have those. Nunchuk Nuns maybe?

As a Warhammer 40,000 fan, that piqued my interest. As long as the creators didn't pull a Starship Troopers and refuse to make a good faith adaptation out of spite, I'd watch it.

When I helped make Zygote on the other side of the country at the diefenbunker, we were told specifically not to approach Neil or talk to him, fair enough. We had to sign NDA’s and couldn’t breath a word that he was in the city making the short film and no one knew. So I can see how nobody knew this was happening where you are. Even now most people don’t know Zygote was filmed just outside Ottawa. It was a great experience though. I’d like to think the crew here was the difference, no offence. We were a tight knit experienced film crew. A good crew is the difference between Zygote and Demonic.

@@redbaron8130 Did they not want you to speak to him, in case you'd accidentally give him better ideas for movies?

@@Corbomite_Meatballs lol! No, I think he didn’t want to be bothered with the crew. Didn’t say a word to any of us, just his key people he brought to the city. He did reserve a whole restaurant for the the wrap party and was actually there so that was cool, nothing bad to say about him really.

Hey fellow Kelownian. The exterior shots looked like Lake Country

Fido was made in Okanagan?! That's a great movie! Looks like a beautiful place

Thanks Jay

w h a t i a m a b o u t t o d o h a s n o t b e e n s a n c t i o n e d b y t h e v a t i c a n

@@j.yossarian6852 m o r t i s

It definitely is a wasted opportunity. That could be a whole film of these people killing/saving people, and the way they justify their actions.

I h a v e t o f i n i s h w h a t i s t a r t e d

You have much worse problems if you set your watch by the release date of Chappie.

I don't, and neither do you. Unless you do come to RLM for half assed first takes on politics.

It reminds me of how stupid that situation was, and that’s not even a political statement, it was just terribly handled by everyone.

I just want to commend you for your eyelash image. I tried to wipe it off my phone screen twice.

I blew on my screen you hack

I blew *and* wiped!

Damn you

Jay enjoys a wide variety of obscure pervert movies of varying quality; he truly is the standard for whether a horror movie has any merit.

The intros with long lists of directly contradicting and ludicrously arbitrary recommendations in the form of heated Mike-Jay arguments is especially on point.

It looks like they're becoming anti-vaxxers now and it's a little troubling.

@@Alwaysaspy itsjoke.jpg

@@the.seagull.35 it's an illegal joke so, like, maybe it's a terrible thing to "joke" about.

@@Alwaysaspy Im genuinely not trying to be mean, but this may be the wrong channel for you. RLM has an extremely dark sense of humor sometimes. Its not for everybody.

Same in the veterinary field

Pretty much every single career these days. If my dentist doesn't have a throat tatt, I get concerned.

Correct. Ted Levine's character was watching her with them, she couldn't see anything.

"You can't sneak in..." - Challenge accepted!

@@voltijuice8576 Heh, you can try hiking up through the woods I suppose. But all the normal entry points, and the hospital itself, are kitted out with surveillance equipment and on-site security.

@@wuhteva9805 Yeah, creepy place. It was mainly for the patients' psychological benefit. They never had to see the hearses hauling off their friends.

Isn't that more or less what happened in Cronenberg's Existenz 22 years ago?

@@Studeb But in that movie everyone was in on it, even though they didn't remember that

Yeah just like that Rick and Morty episode

Except the whole "am I still in virtual reality/dreamland/drugland" thing is super overdone.

So basically what should have been the beginning plot of Matrix 3. Instead we got "Love is a world. It's what the word means that's important."

De-nug the demon

What did you not enjoy about interior BC out of curiousity? I’ve only ever visited kelowna and vernon and found it beautiful.

@@ztunelover It's undeniably beautiful and a great place to visit. I went to highschool there. I think part of it is that no one wants to stay in their home town for forever, but another part is really just how little opportunity there was and the growing pains of the city itself. Penticton used to have a very small-town vibe despite being a city (only 30,000 people, but still). But the last few years I was there the city was growing and a lot of that community/small town identity was being lost. Lots of people from Vancouver moving there, lots of drug problems. Petty theft, car jackings. Crime got worse and I think that was hard for people. There was a drive-by shooting on my street, a stabbing behind my apartment, arson in the building next to mine. I was working at a convenience store and was robbed at knife point twice in the same month. And, as I said, to top it all off the pay for most jobs wasn't that great. I ended up leaving to go to school in Vancouver and I have since left BC. I miss the Okanagan a lot, I think in some ways I didn't know what I was giving up by leaving, but I think it was a good decision. Who knows, I may go back someday. Most of my friends live in and around the area.

OGOPOGO

Honestly, why haven't we had a proper Ogopogo horror movie?

Oh hello Mr Plinkett, I didn't know you could use one of them computer machines.

My first was "the fanatic" and I was like, where have these guys been my whole life?