Hank's best quotes [Venture Bros] 

Billy’s sigh after the Golden Age-Post Crisis Batman explanation is a perfect way to sum up how all the adult characters feel about Hank 90% of the time.

2:28 it’s kinda amazing how capable hank is. Like when he was “the bat” in the jungle and defeated all those man-animal hybrids all by himself

Early hank : lame weirdo Season 4 onward : one of the best characters in fiction

Hank’s like Beowulf from Skullgirls. Everything he says is a catchphrase.

3:05 “She was all over you!” “You think?” “No” Comedy gold

I didnt realize just how long this shows been going on for until I realized just how much the animation quality jumps around.

The fact that Hank knows the different between Golden Age Batman and Post-Crisis Batman.... I think I've found myself a new Spirit Animal!

That "Honky" part always gets me to laugh so hard, I fall over!

1:08 I love how Brock lip is quivering, he's so proud of this young hero.

"There was even talk of French Toast! But there was none to be had." I love that you can hear the betrayal in his voice.

I honestly forgot Brock pointed out that Hank "channels dead crazy people". Reminds me of this theory that I read about Hank actually being a parody of Moon Knight rather than Batman. Great video btw, possible we could get a Best of Phantom Limb or is that already in the works?

"Honest Abe's a moe that's what happened"

"why must you be the screen door on my submarine" jesus christ. if someone i knew said that to me i would just go into shock trying to process how it applies

3:01 “Aren’t you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?” “Like just a little?” Hank: “Yeah. Constantly.” Me: Okay, good.

3:05 “She was all over you!” “You think?” “No” OOH THE SHADE

That last one was the most romantic, in a way only Hank could muster.

Hank is really just a Gem. He's probably, like, the most ethically sound of the Venture Clan.

Brock: “It’s like he channels dead crazy people.” Hank: “You think it’s a cry for help??” Everyone else: “Uh, Duh!!” 🙄

Nothing makes me laugh more than the Monarch's reaction to Hank calling Doc a honky

The Dracula Vs Yoda got me thinking that it was just a weird Hank mashup fight. But after a rewatch I got that Hank meant it was like Yoda Vs Count Dooku who was played by Christopher Lee who also played Dracula! So I like to think when Hank saw Attack of the Clones, he thought Count Dooku was Dracula the whole time!!!

Super appreciate you leaving in the gag at 2:53 when Gathers yeets the phone

Can't believe that show got cancelled

love that Russian Guyovich has to say "how you say..." for his own name

0:28 easily one of my favorite hank quotes (hell even out of the entire series); he's just a funny dude!

I love hank so much.

let's be real here, Hank got so much better when he grew out his hair, felt like he wanted to be more like Brock

“I’m outta gun food!”

Hank is such a try hard but for some reason it just works and the kid is actually naturally cool? No, I don't get it either lol

I forget Hank has Les Claypool bass powers.

1:02 I can't believe it's hard to kill these two.

They better finish this show off with a bang in the venture bros movie, anything less will be a gross disservice to all of us

Agree about the cereal idea, Hank.

3:23 reaction to hank is funny. I never see you read

Ok so here me out, Hank is the one who will usher in a new era of ventures. The best age. Unlike his brother he is actually a good person, unlike his brother he shows real world smarts (Hank co., Whenever he was the bat). He is the perfect venture, ingenuity, caring slightly an ass hole but only enough to make you laugh and think about things. He is what every venture has strove to be, including Jonas sr.

0:46 this is the cutest

That phone chuck from hunter gathers!😂😂😂😂

im out of gun food cracked me up more than it should have

Hank is the best

I agree with Dean on the Batman thing

2:22 considering how the albino code saved Pete White's life makes this joke even funnier

I can't wait to see hank story in venture bros movie

Hank's best quote is "do you think it's a cry for help"

hunters remark to the idea of adoption is by far one of my favorite lines in this show.

Wanna be best things about Hank is other peoples reactions to his shenanigans. I came here for and they kill clean. "

Hank's one of a kind.

Wanna be best things about Hank is other peoples reactions to his shenanigans

Honest Abe a Mo.. that's what happened!

They did my boy dirty in the last season.

*THE BAT*

"...now let's get back to my idea: two words: 'MoonCircus'."

Scuba

I've been on the Doc Venture side of the "on the rag" argument - it's not comfortable.

Surely we can get a crowdfunded final series

Yea Clarissa, explain it all.

Holy Shit, Dracula vs Yoda is the ending of Attack of the Clones. Took me this long to figure it out.

Abe being a "mo" is hilarious

00:36 "Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?" Lol I gotta remember that one

two words: chimp Eden

"It's like he channels dead crazy people." Did Jonas sr have a connection to the learning beds?

3:12 but there was none to be had

5:34 I think the quizboy would know the difference and appreciate it.

1:04 Then I’ll see you in heck. [yelling]

Best show ever

yeah clarissa explain it all

Goddamn that kid has moxie.

4:12 THAT'S A HOT LICK!

3:20

I dare you to make less sense!